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#182 - kodex (06/28/2012) [-]
I read these and love the ideas, then forget them the second I thumb and press next...
I read these and love the ideas, then forget them the second I thumb and press next...
User avatar #188 to #182 - lokiwins (06/28/2012) [-]
Favorite ;)
#180 - sreggin ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
who reposts a comp?
#178 - enlil (06/28/2012) [-]
i have few of these
User avatar #175 - liebebella (06/28/2012) [-]
You know, humans a couple hundred years ago invented something called scissors.

They can also open difficult packaging.
User avatar #171 - dedaluminus (06/28/2012) [-]
The problem with the elevator one is that it doesn't work. At all. In 70% of elevators, the close door button is not hooked up to anything, and in the other ones, it doesn't do anything unless the open door button had previously been pressed.
User avatar #174 to #171 - yaarun (06/28/2012) [-]
IN ADDITION TO MANY ELEVATORS THAT LACK A CLOSE DOOR BUTTON
User avatar #170 - rosietheamazon (06/28/2012) [-]
i've seen these so many times, but i'm glad they keep popping up. people see these and think, oh that's cool i should do that. however, they forget. i forget all the time.
#167 - CIS White Male (06/28/2012) [-]
There is no floor 4 :O

#165 - CIS White Male (06/28/2012) [-]
wow i didnt know one would repost a whole ******* comp. **** you. **** your feelings. you do not deserve anything less than a ban.
User avatar #162 - artillerysmith (06/28/2012) [-]
OR: You could man the **** up and hold the nail with your bare man hands, and cut open the package with a mother ******* pocket knife.
#161 - CIS White Male (06/28/2012) [-]
REPOST
User avatar #157 - dragmasterd (06/28/2012) [-]
MOAR?
#156 - copyhat (06/28/2012) [-]
The bowl doesn't amplify the sound - it just catches the sound waves and sends it in the (generally) same direction, making the sound louder. Amplification implies an active element in the construction (transistors/tubes/opamps that actually makes the signal stronger.)
The bowl doesn't amplify the sound - it just catches the sound waves and sends it in the (generally) same direction, making the sound louder. Amplification implies an active element in the construction (transistors/tubes/opamps that actually makes the signal stronger.)
User avatar #173 to #156 - nephtus ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
Amplify: to increase the strength of a sound; make louder.

source: dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/american-english/amplify?q=amplification
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User avatar #155 - eight (06/28/2012) [-]
I would rather not amplify the Iphones ****** speaker...but I get the point.
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User avatar #177 to #153 - nephtus ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
idk about the elevator one, but for the one with the wooden spoon to work, you'd need to use one that hasn't been varnished (im not sure if this is the rigth word for it)

the wooden spoons sold nowadays are usually varnished so that they don't absorb water (to be better in case you are steering soup for example), but the older ones used to be made out of rough wood, therefore absorbing water and keeping the water from over boiling

TL;DR: new wooden spoons won't work, old wooden spoons will
User avatar #150 - hnicole (06/28/2012) [-]
I tried the wooden spoon one, water boiled over all over the place.

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#149 - jarofgoo (06/28/2012) [-]
<< I'd hire this guy to do that.
#166 to #148 - pifbg (06/28/2012) [-]
This was actually funnier than the original picture! A thumb for you sir :)
User avatar #141 to #138 - Budzilla (06/28/2012) [-]
you dont mean to say that picture can be saved and put on other websites?, besides he never said it was OC
User avatar #143 to #141 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
You know how you laughed in kindergarten when someone told you the "Two tomatoes are crossing the road" story? Do you still laugh at it?

I mean like, one of these links are from 2009.
User avatar #144 to #143 - Budzilla (06/28/2012) [-]
if i havent seen its new to me.
User avatar #145 to #144 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
Two things. First of all, yes, if you haven't seen it, it is in fact new to you.
Second of all... How can you not have seen this, you've been a member since 2010
User avatar #146 to #145 - Budzilla (06/28/2012) [-]
ive probably have, and just dont remember, i dont know man youve got a point, in my head repost dont really matter all that much to me, to me its just hitting the next button
User avatar #147 to #146 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
I get that, mate... But these are more used than those socks in your drawer that looks like they've survived a shark attack.
#176 to #147 - verby (06/28/2012) [-]
It's only been posted here once. I too, have not seen it before. MaybecI just wasn't able to get on Funnyjunk that day
User avatar #179 to #176 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
No, that was the only link to FJ I posted.... I like to have some variety.

As you can see down below there is links to FJ, in those links are more links. Alsothis image has existed since at least 2009 as one of the links I provided you all with states.

Inb4 linkception
#181 to #179 - verby (06/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, the one that made front page was posted in April, when I can tell you I wasn't with relative certainty, cause I had suffered a concussion fairly recently and was supposed to be staying away from computer screens.
User avatar #183 to #181 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, van you rephrase that? I don't get the point you are trying to get across.
#186 to #183 - verby (06/28/2012) [-]
I mean I haven't seen it before, because I wasn't using my computer in April while I was recovering from a concussion
User avatar #198 to #186 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
Also, sorry to hear about your concussion !
User avatar #197 to #186 - jonasmsv ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
Thanks, mate!
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