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#389 - themastertroller (06/28/2012) [-]
i just can't love shopping
i just can't love shopping
#432 to #389 - matfield (06/28/2012) [-]
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#387 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
Wait I love funnyjunk but I saw my brother view this on 9fag..........fj these members are traitors :'(
#385 - AnonymousDonor (06/28/2012) [-]
oh crap i forgot to be rich
#378 - gooolol (06/28/2012) [-]
**gooolol rolled a random image posted in comment #6130626 at FJ Pony Thread ** what makes girls happy
#377 - phazeout (06/28/2012) [-]
Christ. It isnt that hard to please a woman. Notice when she changes her hair, go down on her a couple of times a week, never hit her, and respect her wishes.

If you do this, she will probably do the same to you.

Life long partner and lover attained...
Im gonna get thumbed down for this but fuck Im tired of everyone winging about this shit..
#379 to #377 - nakedclothes (06/28/2012) [-]
never hit her? what is this? sesame street?
#380 to #379 - phazeout (06/28/2012) [-]
All of that should be common sense. But you'd be surprised...
#375 - sorteper (06/28/2012) [-]
how am i supposed to be both her father and brother?
#417 to #375 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
Well for that to happen, you'd have to have sex with your mother. So if it's true that EVERYTHING on that list is neccessary, then looks like most people wouldn't make it.
#373 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
This was just recently on 9gag..wow OP you fucking suck i hate funnyjunk now.
#376 to #373 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
EXCUSE ME, U WANT A MOTHER SOMEONE WHO WILL JUST DO IT FOR U? OR CAN U ASK SOMEONE TO DO U A FAVOR?? SUCK IT ANON!!
#390 to #376 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
not quite sure what you said there. anyways fuck you.
#371 - noleen (06/28/2012) [-]
mfw #9
mfw #9
User avatar #370 - flamingfurryfrap (06/28/2012) [-]
... rule 34 is "understanding" ... i'm scared
#368 - stigmaticsynn (06/28/2012) [-]
Also need bacon to keep a man happy.
#366 - briimb (06/28/2012) [-]
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#365 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
"A Lover"

"A brother"

"A father"
User avatar #367 to #365 - residentevilfan (06/28/2012) [-]
sounds like a red neck family reunion
#363 - lezbeyan (06/28/2012) [-]
Just get a dog instead?
Just get a dog instead?
User avatar #353 - supernatural (06/28/2012) [-]
For me, all a guy has to be is nice.
#362 to #353 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
Best joke ever!
User avatar #358 to #356 - supernatural (06/28/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard at that.
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#345 - zomgodness (06/28/2012) [-]
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#341 - N. Korean citizen (06/28/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6030902 at FJ Pony Thread ** She also needs to be fit
#339 - supercrazyhaha (06/28/2012) [-]
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