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User avatar #231 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (06/27/2012) [-]
Every time I'm in this situation, even if it's 1-on-1, I kill myself just so I can see how mad the 12 year olds in the lobby are.
#230 - lilin (06/27/2012) [-]
>Playing Black Ops: Zombies online on Kino Der Toten   
>rounds 15-20   
>best I've ever done, considering I don't even own the game (I was playing at my cousin's)   
>awesome team   
>one packed gun and a commando   
>no ammo   
>no grenades   
>running around map with rape trains   
>using traps to help out   
>round 20   
>entire team goes down   
>no ammo, no grenades, no points   
>running around with massive rape train   
>building barriers when they get far enough away   
>everyone's watching me   
>go down after five minutes of running for my life   
>most intense game ever
>Playing Black Ops: Zombies online on Kino Der Toten
>rounds 15-20
>best I've ever done, considering I don't even own the game (I was playing at my cousin's)
>awesome team
>one packed gun and a commando
>no ammo
>no grenades
>running around map with rape trains
>using traps to help out
>round 20
>entire team goes down
>no ammo, no grenades, no points
>running around with massive rape train
>building barriers when they get far enough away
>everyone's watching me
>go down after five minutes of running for my life
>most intense game ever
User avatar #290 to #230 - elitetroll (06/27/2012) [-]
once i was playing killing floor with some buddies, its the last round when the patriarch [big ass gun toting stealth monster tank zombie] comes. last person alive, grenade launchers, mines, etc, one bullet left. freinds screaming at me, but to piss em off i just spent 10 minutes running away fromthe patriarch and then right as it was about to die, i shot a grenade right in front of me and i killed myself. whole lobby rages. i laugh
#239 to #230 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
God, something similar happened to me. I had nothing, but all of the windows were already repaired so I had to go around stabbing zombies and then run like Hell... and then they ****** my **** up.

The most recent though, was when we were all doing fine and dandy, I was the last one, and I set a ******* trap off on myself! Never forget...
User avatar #248 to #239 - lilin (06/27/2012) [-]
Ah, yeah, it sucks. But if you really get going, you can survive anything.
Man, I love zombies. But I really hate the stupid people online.
That moment, when you make it really far with an awesome team. It's wonderful.
User avatar #264 to #248 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, teammates suck ass. I think the people that I hate the most are the ones that go around throwing grenades at zombies during round 1. I mean, what's the point of that? And far worse is when they see you want to knife one and then just chuck a bunch of grenades down at you just for the sake of kill thieving... GAH!

But yeah, getting good teammates is the greatest feeling. It rarely happens though...
User avatar #265 to #264 - lilin (06/27/2012) [-]
Yeah. The same day I was paying, and even though apparently you can't hurt teammates with your explosives, he downed me twice in the first couple rounds, for no reason! I was livid. Another time, I made it really far with only one teammate left (all the others left), and I had a packed Ray Gun and I was about to pack my Commando. So I was linking the teleporter at the very start of the round, and before I could get back he teleported without me, even though there were no zombies, and then I went down because I didn't have ammo in my Ray Gun and my Commando wasn't enough to stop the zombies. Then by the time I got back I was already gone and he died right away. I was furious. Like, how are you that retarded?

Mhhm, it's awesome. Rare, but awesome. hose are the moments I play for.
User avatar #273 to #265 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
Typically whenever more than one teammate leaves, no matter how far in we are, the last remaining guy always ditches as well. But yeah, I've never been downed by a thrown grenade, but if I get mad and try to throw it back I always explode... terrible. I also hate when you just respon and then someone else who already has great guns hogs the mystery box, causing it to vanish, and then you get mauled by a horde of zombies...
User avatar #346 to #273 - lilin (06/27/2012) [-]
Now that is the worst, when you respawn and only have a pistol and everyone else hogs the mystery box, and nobody will even watch your back enough so you can get a few points and get a gun. And then you keep dying over and over again as the rounds go on, and you are completely useless, and you just end up watching the entire match. I hate that. But, it happens to the best of us.
User avatar #267 to #265 - lilin (06/27/2012) [-]
Wow, I totally accidentally the first sentence. I meant to say: The same day I was playing, I was in a match with a guy who kept throwing grenades at me for no reason, but even though apparently you can't injure teammates with explosives, he downed me twice in the first couple rounds, for no reason!
#275 to #267 - creosote (06/27/2012) [-]
It's all good, I understood. I did, however, shed a single tear due to your errors...
It's all good, I understood. I did, however, shed a single tear due to your errors...
#229 to #228 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2012) [-]
ALPHA AS ****
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User avatar #235 to #232 - captalexander (06/27/2012) [-]
Then you are obviously beta.
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User avatar #238 to #236 - captalexander (06/27/2012) [-]
my insecurities? How am i pushing them onto you?
User avatar #237 to #236 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
No, you are Charlie.
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User avatar #249 to #244 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolls 04** relevant roll is relevant unlike these dubs
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#254 to #251 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolled a random image posted in comment #101 at Mop Cat ** yes.
yes they are.
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User avatar #271 to #255 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolls 58** only at these dubs
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User avatar #277 to #274 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolls 57** dub fight?
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User avatar #289 to #282 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolls 90**
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#280 to #278 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolled a random image posted in comment #251 at big bang theory comp ** you bet your sweet ass it is.
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#294 to #291 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Me to a T **
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#299 to #298 - danytheop (06/27/2012) [-]
**danytheop rolled a random image posted in comment #55687 at Video Games Board ** i love gaming
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User avatar #361 to #299 - tkfourtwoone (06/27/2012) [-]
Whoever thumbed you down is a ******* moron, that's an epic roll right there

P.S.: That's Kerrigan the Queen of Blades/the box cover for StarCraft: Brood War, you so called "gamers"!
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#227 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2012) [-]
**** I hate this so much.
User avatar #226 - gotboredoflurking (06/27/2012) [-]
cl_utch 1

The one command I wish existed when I was the last man on my team standing
#222 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/27/2012) [-]
>Playing Arena on TF2
>Everyone on my team dies
>And then I die too
>mfw
#221 - dlwnsgur (06/27/2012) [-]
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Why not ? **
**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Why not ? **
#217 - mattymattwithahat (06/27/2012) [-]
MY TURN TO TELL A STORY!!!
>Saxton hale mode tf2
>vagineer
>Me, a spy with saharan spy loadout
>almost everyone is dead except me and another spy who is invisible in a corner
>CONTROL POINT ENABLED *****
>run onto control point
>vagineer comes flying at me with the force of 1000 penises in a prison shower
>dead ringer
>he runs onto control point and the other spy finally becomes a man and starts shooting vagineer
>i find a ammo box nearby and keep invisible, vagineer apparently didnt look at the amount of players left...
>another one bites the dust
>vagineer goes back on the control point
>dead ringer is out and i back stab vagineer
>hes down to 5 HP
>I run, dead ringer recharges
>bring up DR at last second
>he doesnt know where I am and starts swinging wildly
>bring down DR and miss 3 shots and hit him with 4th shot
>win
>MFW I'm saxton hale next round
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#205 - benderisgreat ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #202 - bagfullofkittens (06/27/2012) [-]
I play with night vision on just to piss off everyone who spectates me.
User avatar #375 to #202 - spyisspy ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
CoD4 FTW

W@W is still better
User avatar #416 to #375 - bagfullofkittens (06/27/2012) [-]
I don't play faggot of duty, i was talking about counter strike.
User avatar #417 to #416 - spyisspy ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
I NEVER noticed NV goggles in the buy menu,where is it?
User avatar #425 to #417 - bagfullofkittens (06/27/2012) [-]
Well on CS:S it's in the same menu that you buy grenades
User avatar #426 to #425 - spyisspy ONLINE (06/28/2012) [-]
thx
User avatar #201 - automatonicbard (06/27/2012) [-]
>Playing Black Ops: Zombies on Ascension
>Running back and forth around the map
>Everyone throwing grenades at our feet and shooting back
> ******** throws grenade ahead of us
>Frag explodes
>Affects everyone but me since I was out of range of blast
>Team gets cornered near the stage
>Last man standing
>All of a sudden my dying team gets butthurt and starts trying to tell me what to do all at once
>1 gersch device, no grenades, low ammo, secondary is packed ballistics knife
>Run away from stage
>Run back to the stage
>Team still shouting
>Throw gersch in room away from stage
>shoot team with ballistic, and open box
>"HAPPY FAGGOTS!?"
>They shut up
>Tell team to stay next to me
>Gersch portal disappears
>Box stops on thudergun
>Turn around, blast zombies away, and retrieve the spoils
>Next round same ****** from before throws frag near me twice
>I get downed
>Only other member with packed ballistic trades it
>Intimidate them with silence as they freak out and begin to die
#219 to #201 - drmrniceguy ONLINE (06/27/2012) [-]
I really don't get why people like black ops zombies.

<<<This **** is gonna be bananas. Dinosaurs. Survival. Hory shet.
User avatar #365 to #219 - lilin (06/27/2012) [-]
I love the game, but hate the people online. But you kinda have to deal with it if you really want to play.
#200 - hchambers (06/27/2012) [-]
**hchambers rolled a random image posted in comment #155 at Full of Chunks ** If they all died before you they have no right to judge your every move
#198 - youliekmudkipz (06/27/2012) [-]
Don't scroll down. Call of Duty Thread, pass go, collect 200 dollars and move on
#220 to #198 - ermagerdpertato (06/27/2012) [-]
thank you for the warning
#187 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (06/27/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #178 - scruffstah (06/27/2012) [-]
Easily my least favorite thing about Counter Strike, especially when you're the last person and they yell at you when you **** up.
#174 - PIPExDAD (06/27/2012) [-]
&gt;black ops S&amp;D on town level with hangman nooses , only duel pistols (not desert eagles)   
&gt;team dies   
&gt;have motion sensor    
&gt;fire into air   
&gt;enemy team runs for me   
&gt;they turn the corner and die   
&gt;win
>black ops S&D on town level with hangman nooses , only duel pistols (not desert eagles)
>team dies
>have motion sensor
>fire into air
>enemy team runs for me
>they turn the corner and die
>win
User avatar #173 - skatepimp (06/27/2012) [-]
This is why I bind " = " to explode.
TF2
#160 - ragged (06/27/2012) [-]
&gt; Playing MW2, using only the tactical knife   
&gt; Rest of team dies in Search&amp;Destroy   
&gt; Challenge Accepted   
&gt; Run around map like I'm on meth   
&gt; End up winning the round   
&gt; Team is kissing ass (feels good man)   
&gt; Make joke about Spy from TF2   
&gt; Team doesn't know reference   
&gt; Leave the game   
&gt; Get message asking why I left   
&gt; Tell him &quot;I never really was on your side.&quot;   
&gt; MFW
> Playing MW2, using only the tactical knife
> Rest of team dies in Search&Destroy
> Challenge Accepted
> Run around map like I'm on meth
> End up winning the round
> Team is kissing ass (feels good man)
> Make joke about Spy from TF2
> Team doesn't know reference
> Leave the game
> Get message asking why I left
> Tell him "I never really was on your side."
> MFW
#191 to #160 - aboondocksaint (06/27/2012) [-]
thanks for it
User avatar #203 to #191 - Sprinklez (06/27/2012) [-]
I thumbed because of your name.

Justsaiyan.png
User avatar #215 to #203 - aboondocksaint (06/27/2012) [-]
and thats all of em
User avatar #212 to #210 - Sprinklez (06/27/2012) [-]
I have saved all of these.
Thank you kindly, good sir
User avatar #209 to #208 - Sprinklez (06/27/2012) [-]
Is it dead?!
#196 to #191 - ragged (06/27/2012) [-]
I thumbed up because of your honesty.
#199 to #196 - aboondocksaint (06/27/2012) [-]
You're too kind
#166 to #160 - skatepimp (06/27/2012) [-]
Their face when
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