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#97 - knightmrku (06/26/2012) [-]
**knightmrku rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at LoK **
Mfw I have sex without a condom.
#94 - boredomavenger (06/26/2012) [-]
I live in a small town, so there's not a lot of variety as far as people go. Whenever my supply of condoms runs low I head to the CVS down the street from my house at almost closing time so that I don't get weird stares from people or accidentally bump into someone I know. Apparently this guy in his early twenties gets all the late shifts so he's always working the register when I buy rubbers. Every. single. time.

>mfw he always says good luck instead of good night after ringing me up
#92 - newprinny ONLINE (06/26/2012) [-]
Any self respecting place of business would fire her ass for less than that
#91 - xxdigitalxx (06/26/2012) [-]
#138 to #91 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
Atheist do it all the time as well. Note that animosity depends on mankind in general despite what they claim to believe. Every belief and bloodline has drawn blood so dont be so self righteous.
#141 to #138 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
No one ever said they didn't. Religious bitch in comic - ergo, religious comment.
Stop being butthurt.
#88 - maylage (06/26/2012) [-]
i'm sure this gif has some sort of relevance here
i'm sure this gif has some sort of relevance here
#87 - gooolol (06/26/2012) [-]
**gooolol rolled a random image posted in comment #74 at College Wi-Fi ** mfw I buy a condom
User avatar #93 to #87 - kimkve (06/26/2012) [-]
sucks to be you, mate.
User avatar #85 - bitchplzzz (06/26/2012) [-]
In countries where we dont eat dogs, we read left to right.

Fucking make it left to right, not the other way round
#103 to #85 - greatcornholio (06/26/2012) [-]
We read left to right

Make it left to right
User avatar #232 to #103 - bitchplzzz (06/26/2012) [-]
Your point is, nerd?
Im asking the faggot OP to make it normal, the text looks like you should read it from right to left. So your derp face picture makes no fucking sence. Bet you think you're something huh? Oh lets TRY and whore some thumbs by putting an over used meme in and put some lame ass fail troll text next to it. haha, you are a bitch
#84 - aquamarch (06/26/2012) [-]
This "premarital sex is a sin" nonsense that crazy Christian ladies try to implant into everyone's heads is just a way of hiding the fact that they're horny bitches themselves and are just jealous cause they can't get any for fear of being "judged" by other crazy Christian ladies who so happen to also be horny bitches that are afraid to be judged by more crazy horny Christian bitches, etc etc
This "premarital sex is a sin" nonsense that crazy Christian ladies try to implant into everyone's heads is just a way of hiding the fact that they're horny bitches themselves and are just jealous cause they can't get any for fear of being "judged" by other crazy Christian ladies who so happen to also be horny bitches that are afraid to be judged by more crazy horny Christian bitches, etc etc

#83 - gustafusta (06/26/2012) [-]
Calling bullshit she would be fired for forcing her beliefs on you and pharmacy's legally have to supply condoms.
#80 - babaycakesxo (06/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #79 - novastroyer (06/26/2012) [-]
In the end...who was going to give him the condoms in exchange for money for their own needs? Greed is a sin >,>
User avatar #86 to #79 - swichbladevtwo (06/26/2012) [-]
Greed is a sin, making a living from one's job is not.
User avatar #78 - axry (06/26/2012) [-]
there's no way in shit the cashier said that
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#74 - shithappenz (06/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #73 - dcdude (06/26/2012) [-]
You could of had her fired for that most likely bussiness don't like people impeding purchases and interjecting personal views on customers
User avatar #375 to #73 - dcdude (06/27/2012) [-]
Boy is my face red - I made a grammar mistake
User avatar #98 to #73 - annoyingsmartguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Oh, please no! Not a red thumb; you heartless beast!
User avatar #89 to #73 - annoyingsmartguy (06/26/2012) [-]
could of?

Learn proper English.
#99 to #89 - boredomavenger (06/26/2012) [-]
nobody likes a smartass
User avatar #100 to #99 - annoyingsmartguy (06/26/2012) [-]
I don't like people who think of is a synonym for have.
#104 to #100 - boredomavenger (06/26/2012) [-]
It's a common mistake, you should lighten up a little bit; I'm sure they don't think "of" is a synonym for "have", they merely wrote the phrase as it is said verbally. It's incorrect, but it is not a capital offence.

And he also had a valid point in his statement, you correcting a minor grammatical error just makes you look like a prick. And every comment you made after the initial comment leads me to believe that you actually are a prick. Go be a prick somewhere else, please.
User avatar #108 to #104 - annoyingsmartguy (06/26/2012) [-]
Check the user name, friend!
User avatar #109 to #108 - boredomavenger (06/26/2012) [-]
it fits
User avatar #120 to #109 - Ivandrago (06/26/2012) [-]
Not really. More like "annoyingjackasswhothinkscorrectingpeople'sgrammarontheinternetoverslightmistake smakeshimlooksmart".
User avatar #167 to #120 - annoyingsmartguy (06/26/2012) [-]
That's actually very good, but I think I'll just shorten it to annoyingjackass.
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#70 - johnnyhatrick (06/26/2012) [-]
be 16
buying condoms first time, go to male cashier
cashier looks at me says "you dont have to be nervous man, if i were you i would've gone to the hottest bitch at the registers and bought em"
feel like a stud, buy more
go to hottest cashier
she invites me over, we have crazy sex
walk to my house around 5 a.m
come home in the morning light
my mother says "when you gonna live your life right?"
oh mommy dear we're not the fortunate ones
and girls they wanna have fun
#67 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
Yea, she is a good role model. Getting angry and verbally harassing a customer is a sure-fire way to get someone to see your point of view. Even if this story is made up.
User avatar #65 - paperclipsrule (06/26/2012) [-]
What? She didn't ask anything about reproduction. She only talked about premarital sex.
User avatar #82 to #65 - jakerfv (06/26/2012) [-]
Well (I would assume) that's why premarital sex is a sin, like masturbation it's almost considered abortion to some people because all those sperm die and to some it's like children dying.

When you think about it, it does sound bad, and I kind of agree, but I think it's justifiable if you will never have kids.

I'm not a crazy zealot I just see this through observation.
#69 to #65 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #225 at Wise Dad ** He asked if she didn't like him,why?Because if a sinner reproduces there is a chance she believes its offspring will be a demon(or something i guess) and therefore her argument was invalid.
#64 - N. Korean citizen (06/26/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 09** number of times I would slap her face
#63 - irokk (06/26/2012) [-]
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