Just fart into the phone and hand it back.

Boy does that rustle my jimmies...

Good GOD I fucking hate that!

When it's a friend, but you don't want anyone to visit you But you don't want to sound like you hate him or he thinks you're boring so you just say yes and when he's at your house, then he is usually there the whole day.

I hate when my mom does this. She always does it with my grandma, whom I talk to all the time. It's about the same thing: casino, grandpa and my college. I love her, but Christ, woman can talk for hours...

Me when this happens

I just say i need to take a crap when this happens.....works like a charm. Well it did until we got a phone in the bathroom, theres nothing like talking to your grandma about your driving lessons while squeezing out a doukey.

It happens to me even when I'm not sitting in the same room.

mfw

This happened a few times with my best friend and her crazy grandmother a few times. We talked about clam chowder, how hot the weather is, and then she told me she loves me. I don't even.

MFW this happened.