god, i hate white folks with dreadlocks...

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>See a bear
>Absolutely have to have a picture
>Use honey-covered child as bait
>MFW

>be about 7 or 8
>trip to yellowstone park with family
>driving down highway
>suddenly, parents see a fucking bear
>all of us get out of car
>dad grabs honey from cooler
>mom grabs camera from front seat
>dad smears honey all over my face
>they think it's going to lick the honey off my face
>bear smells it
>walks up to me
>pisses in his hands
>drinks it
>eats my face
>mfw bear grylls does bath salts

mfw the parents put honey on their childs face

they were not lions, they were tigers. there is a movie about this story.

You've got a few of these of these from the Darwin Awards. (Volume 2, to be precise)

The cactus spider-nest one never really happened, it's only an urban legend. In truth, though, tarantulas (the spiders mentioned in the urban legend) never lay their eggs in cacti.

And the bear-and child one never happened either. As Gene Leone, an eyewitness, puts it, the incident occured in Yellowstone National Park in October 2000. A park ranger had noticed that a woman was smearing something unidentifiable on a child's face. He saw that is was honey, and asked the woman why. She replied that she wanted to take a picture of a bear licking the honey off her child's face. However, he stopped her before she had a chance to do so,

mfw i read the spider one.

**glooberz rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at Keanu feels ** no u

Fucking bears taking bath salts

What the spider actually wanted

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**slappfesk rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Oh Barney ** MFW fucking cacti full of nasty spiders.

I can tell you that the one with the two lions has some more info. They are called The Ghost and The Darkness and are sculptures on a museum in Chicago, and it's also a horror movie

<-- Mfw when I get to the merry-go-round one.

Never ever ever ever ever ever going on a merry-go-round again, even though I dont think its true because surely someone would notice the snakes sticking their heads out and biting the girl.

**iworshipsanta rolled a random image posted in comment #6200273 at FJ Pony Thread ** such a good dog :D

First one is The Ghost in the Darkness. Fantastic movie, they would actually store the bodies of the ones the caught in a cave (rarely eating them though).