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#58 - emptysuperman
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#47 - anon
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I do number five but I instantly regret getting my hair cut.
#42 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Their logic is based on a different survival strategy to that of males. That's why you don't understand. It's like when men get a boner from a manequin (english is not my language and I don't know how the **** to spell that) you understand what happens but from a female point of view something like that wouldn't make any sense.
#50 to #42 - lamerthanyou
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Don't worry about your English- it's just fine- but I'm just curious, who do you know that gets boners from mannequins? And are we talking about department store mannequins, or what?
#70 to #50 - hhhhhhhh
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Who doesn't get boners from mannequins, those things are sexy
#52 to #50 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
yeah like the ones they use to display -insert word for sexy female underwear- maybe it doesn't give you a boner but it arouses you
#163 to #52 - aquamarch
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(06/26/2012) [-]
wat.
#41 - anon
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(06/23/2012) [-]
It's times like this I'm glad I had an older brother rather then an older sister. He taught me how to not be a crazy bitch like that. I don't think I will understand half the people in my genders logic...
#32 - hewenttojareds
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#78 to #32 - AkatsukiNekoJr
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(06/23/2012) [-]
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#61 to #32 - tankimatt
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Guys, don't thumb him down if you don't understand the joke
#64 to #61 - hewenttojareds
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(06/23/2012) [-]
............i was thumbed down?
#23 - EpicFailures
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(06/23/2012) [-]
If you still haven't noticed the alien in the background, you're gonna have a bad time.
#21 - sovietdinosaur
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(06/23/2012) [-]
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#19 - ZenMacros
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Never understood the whole "wait 2-3 days to call" thing. I don't see how calling the next day makes the guy seem desperate.
#22 to #19 - anon
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(06/23/2012) [-]
This is a post regarding the LACK of logic. Commenting on the lack of logic in one part is completely redundant
#18 - steavo
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(06/23/2012) [-]
**** *le.
#17 - anon
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Dumb bitch logic =/= woman logic.
#16 - coolcman
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#15 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Things like this are why I'm glad I'm gay. At this point, it's like having a best friend who you hang out with all the time, except you get to have sex with them too.

Pic unrelated.
#65 to #15 - xtalos
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(06/23/2012) [-]
what the **** is going on in that picture
#66 to #65 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Shh... it's unrelated.
#44 to #15 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
But... you're ******* a hole full of ****. Doesn't that bother you?
#56 to #44 - nsfpikachu
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Tons of straight guys would cut off their nipples just to have sex with their girlfriend's hole of ****, so I don't see how that's a valid argument. It might bother some people, but it's not exclusive to gays.
#57 to #56 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I really really din't have the intention to bother him. I have had some experiences and well it just didn't work for me and I tell you, I would make my gf have her tooshie cleaned before sticking my dick there.
#45 to #44 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I could explain the process of anal cleansing to you if you really want to know
#46 to #45 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Do explain.
#48 to #46 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I'm lazy. Read this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema
#49 to #48 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
do you really have to have an enema everytime you wanna have sex? and you say you're lazy? hahaha
#51 to #49 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Not every time. There is such thing as non-penetrative sex, y'know.
#53 to #51 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I just asumed you did
#54 to #53 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Yeah. Enemas aren't the only way to, you know, clean, anyway.
#55 to #54 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Yeah I DO know haha but I was drunk. I just asumed that sober it would be more of a deal breaker. (sure there's not that clean and there's NOPE)
#25 to #15 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Bitches thumbing you down, man.
#26 to #25 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. I guess I'll just...
#27 to #26 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#28 to #27 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
You're so awesome. ;u;
Take my thumbs.
#31 to #28 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
yaaaaaaaaaay
#30 to #28 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Crap. Now I don't have any thumbs. ._.'
#33 to #30 - slandersalamander
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#34 to #33 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Yes. Well then.
It was a pleasure meeting you in the comment section of this post.
#35 to #34 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
A pleasure, as always.

Now go look at your inbox :U
#36 to #35 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Yes yes I saw the porn. :U
Trouble is I can't view your delectable pron while my brother is behind me, quite right.
#37 to #36 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Pff, just do it.

He won't notice.
#38 to #37 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Oh, I don't know...

That face is pretty convincing, though.
And arousing.
#39 to #38 - slandersalamander
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Do it.
#40 to #39 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
HNNNGGGHHH.
#59 to #40 - thebesttrumpeteer
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#67 to #59 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#12 - tangybungolo **User deleted account**
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#9 - doctorhorrible
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(06/23/2012) [-]
#8 - anon
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(06/23/2012) [-]
So, there's a definite distinction between douche bags and men, but not women and stupid bitches?

...Sure, that makes perfect sense.
#6 - assassinigga
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(06/23/2012) [-]
glad to be gay, pic very related
#24 to #6 - doesnotcompute
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Right there with you, bud.
#14 to #6 - bulbakip
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(06/23/2012) [-]
"if it wasn't for sex I could be gay. Hell then you're just hangin with your buddies!" - bill engval
#7 to #6 - duvallwhitey
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Do you see that? They gave you red thumbs for being honest.
#5 - ivoryhammer
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(06/22/2012) [-]
#118 to #5 - zionsype
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(06/23/2012) [-]
Because everyone on the internet says this in real life
#147 to #118 - ICanThePowerr
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(06/23/2012) [-]
I don't know why he got thumbed down.
He speaks the truth.
I make jokes about girls on the internet, but god knows I'd never say that to a girl in real life. And I'm sure that goes for most of the guys on this site
#60 to #5 - thebesttrumpeteer
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(06/23/2012) [-]
if you treat every girl like ****, you will eventually find one who likes it. problem is she probably will have been sexually abused and have no self-esteem.
#3 - marcuss
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(06/22/2012) [-]
**marcuss rolled a random image posted in comment #40 at Ridiculously Photogenic Metalhead ** listen up .. ok i thought we shoud go for a walk but we were at the car allready (we thought that we woud go for a ride first) so i asked where shoud we walk ? She said the destination isn't important its just that we get to walk . So i drive to their house (we are allready on the road) then is stop and say ok let's go. she says: NO i woud have wanted to walk from you place to somewhere. Me: but honey you just said that the destination doesn't matter just the walk .. She says : but here arent any nice people................. wut?