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User avatar #430 - tmbg (06/23/2012) [-]
okay, what the **** . They don't have to do most of those things. They WANT to. ******* retards...
User avatar #433 to #430 - BossTamsy (06/23/2012) [-]
That's the joke.
User avatar #434 to #433 - tmbg (06/23/2012) [-]
oh, I know. I just... bah...
#427 - BossTamsy (06/23/2012) [-]
I have highlighted in red here all the points on which this bitch was correct.
User avatar #455 to #427 - dassnasty (06/23/2012) [-]
I'm on the jab and don't even get that. This bitch makes all of us look bad.
User avatar #454 to #427 - slowyourtroll ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-]
and birth control and make that happen only 1/4 of the time
#418 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
Men ACTUALLY have to try to get a root, women just have to get drunk and act like a slut not hard and being a housewife is not hard.
#402 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
Bitch We carry THOUSANDS of babies
#412 to #402 - MouldyBananas (06/23/2012) [-]
The testes carry male gametes only. A male gamete (sperm) and female gamete (ovum) must combine to form a baby.
User avatar #401 - neutralgray (06/23/2012) [-]
Reminds me of something that my family tells me about on the day I was born:

While my mom was in labor a good amount of discharge was pushed out before I was born. My dad was a little grossed out so he naturally turned his head away. A nurse then proceeded to say in a snobbish tone "she carried this baby for you for nine months. The least you could do is look at what it did to her." My dad looked up at her and without skipping a beat said, "Yeah. She may have carried him for nine months but I'm about to carry him for eighteen years."
User avatar #510 to #401 - notevenmyfinalform (06/23/2012) [-]
Your dad just had an epic flawless victory win moment.
User avatar #396 - Chizypuff (06/23/2012) [-]
Give our all to prove we are just as capable as men? We don't work hard for **** , so if thats you giving your all you're pathetic :P
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#392 - madeyoulooknana (06/23/2012) [-]
Female here, 80% of the 						****					 she just listed is all self inflicted. Besides the gender equality issues, we women create a competitive atmosphere around ourselves. Some say it boils down to primal urges and instincts, to attract the best mate for ourselves we try to out do each other, stand out as much as we can, etc etc. I call 						********					, When I want to be noticed, I'll get attention. I have boobs. The End.    
   
   
   
tl;dr BOOBS.
Female here, 80% of the **** she just listed is all self inflicted. Besides the gender equality issues, we women create a competitive atmosphere around ourselves. Some say it boils down to primal urges and instincts, to attract the best mate for ourselves we try to out do each other, stand out as much as we can, etc etc. I call ******** , When I want to be noticed, I'll get attention. I have boobs. The End.



tl;dr BOOBS.
#391 - gavinchase (06/23/2012) [-]
Actually you don't HAVE to do any of those besides having your period and eventually that stops.
User avatar #388 - xxkosukexx (06/23/2012) [-]
Men deal with double standards which is like the worst of them all.
#386 - Aumoe (06/23/2012) [-]
Men 1 : Complaining bitch 0
User avatar #384 - blkangel (06/23/2012) [-]
Gay men deal with first time sex problems. But just like you they get the **** over it.
#378 - DoggyBouncer (06/23/2012) [-]
OP! Great news! It's a repost...
#372 - shirasohma (06/23/2012) [-]
tbh I'm a woman, and I couldn't give any ***** about half that crap ._.
User avatar #381 to #372 - DoggyBouncer (06/23/2012) [-]
You think you don't but, sub-consciencely you do....
#383 to #381 - shirasohma (06/23/2012) [-]
Well, to a point. If I were going to a party or a formal event, I'd be a little concerned. But I never saw the purpose of putting on heels and make up just to do laundry, or go to the store.
User avatar #387 to #383 - DoggyBouncer (06/23/2012) [-]
There are more qualities that you have then ones you don't. And that's true for everyone.
User avatar #377 to #372 - danytheop (06/23/2012) [-]
finally someone with some common sense!
#364 - FUUUU (06/23/2012) [-]
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#363 - artemisalansmith (06/23/2012) [-]
the first 9 are strictly by choice because women are so insecure.
#360 - anonymous (06/23/2012) [-]
15 of those things are their choice to "suffer" through anyway. I don't know why they think they're entitled to slap on their bitch cards every day because of **** like this.
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