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Comments(157):
#69
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lolollo (06/23/2012) [-] 
An cashier I run into that does that shit regularly...I test. Anyone who does it more than 2-3 times gets to see me buy a bottle of lube, some extra large condoms, and a good couple of squash. Go ahead...I dare you...
#65
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phoenix grinder ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-] someone once came into the pizza shop I worked at, and paid with Visa and I said "wow, you must really want that pizza"
#62
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N. Korean citizen (06/23/2012) [-] > Have an awesome dad
> He's an engineer, works out of town a lot
> Ends up at a shitty motel with next to no dishes
> The man needs his coffee in the morning
> No dollar store around
> Fuck it, go to equally shitty Wal-mart instead
> Picks out a single mug and gets in line to pay
> Cashier is a bad tempered, and very heavy woman
> He finishes paying and goes to leave
> "I can't believe you stood in line for one fucking mug." she snarls
> Dad turns around
> "Yes, one mug is all I need. For I, unlike you, am a single person." (makes a round motion with both hands)
> Leaves
< MFW he tells me
> He's an engineer, works out of town a lot
> Ends up at a shitty motel with next to no dishes
> The man needs his coffee in the morning
> No dollar store around
> Fuck it, go to equally shitty Wal-mart instead
> Picks out a single mug and gets in line to pay
> Cashier is a bad tempered, and very heavy woman
> He finishes paying and goes to leave
> "I can't believe you stood in line for one fucking mug." she snarls
> Dad turns around
> "Yes, one mug is all I need. For I, unlike you, am a single person." (makes a round motion with both hands)
> Leaves
< MFW he tells me
#51
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Zaxplab (06/23/2012) [-] Cashier: So how old are you
Me: 15
Cashier: oooh, you look like a little, little boy.
Me: I don't give the fly-swarmed, 3-day-old carcass of a dead deer what you think of me.
needless to say, I was pissed.
Me: 15
Cashier: oooh, you look like a little, little boy.
Me: I don't give the fly-swarmed, 3-day-old carcass of a dead deer what you think of me.
needless to say, I was pissed.
#50
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mrevitcartta (06/23/2012) [-] Consider the following: We just want someone to be friendly to us. I work as a cashier at a truck stop. All I get to deal with all day are grumpy filthy cunt truck drivers that act as if every little thing is an inconvenience to them. We make small talk because we want to be friendly in hopes that cunts like you won't make our days worse than they have to be.
#49
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EdwardElric (06/23/2012) [-] We say shit because we fucking hate our customers with a burning passion and wish nothing more than to piss you off and get rid of you.
#47
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Airmanator (06/23/2012) [-] If you react that way to when someone talks to you, then I want to see your life as a movie. Because you seen to be a pedantic cunt.
#45
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Cambro (06/23/2012) [-] >Buying condoms at gas station
>Cashier (who is a girl) says "I like the flavored ones better."
>Not sure if sexual advancement on me or weird sort of small talk
>Grab the bag and leave without saying a word
>MFW
>Cashier (who is a girl) says "I like the flavored ones better."
>Not sure if sexual advancement on me or weird sort of small talk
>Grab the bag and leave without saying a word
>MFW
#133 to #45
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megavandal (06/23/2012) [-] i have a similar story
>buying condoms at gas station
>the cashier looks at me and says looks like someone's getting naughty
>i ignore that and go buy a pack of gum too
>when i get back to counter there are 5 Gatorade's and 5 protein bars with other 2 packs of condoms
>i say: - what the fuck are you doing I'm not buying these
>Cashier:-Chill out sugar-bums i was trying to help you
>take the Condom, take the gum and leave
>mfw the cashier was a guy
>buying condoms at gas station
>the cashier looks at me and says looks like someone's getting naughty
>i ignore that and go buy a pack of gum too
>when i get back to counter there are 5 Gatorade's and 5 protein bars with other 2 packs of condoms
>i say: - what the fuck are you doing I'm not buying these
>Cashier:-Chill out sugar-bums i was trying to help you
>take the Condom, take the gum and leave
>mfw the cashier was a guy
#42
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fellfox ONLINE (06/23/2012) [-] work at randals and i get bitched at by the manager when ever i don't talk about random shit i don't want to talk about. its because we're supposed to make the customer feel important and have a good time its bloody annouying
#40
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TheFullMonty (06/23/2012) [-] LMAO! Made me laugh like the first time I seen it.
Im not even being facetious
Im not even being facetious
#39
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joeyxxxx (06/23/2012) [-]
i work at mcdonalds and i encourage people to buy the biggest size and encourage and praise them for getting the biggest size
#38
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awkwardsauce (06/23/2012) [-] When I go shopping with my mum, we buy a lot of food. We have 4 adults and a teenager in our house to feed.
Stupid fucks always comment on the amount of food we have. Usually old men who have never had to shop for a family in their lives.
Stupid fucks always comment on the amount of food we have. Usually old men who have never had to shop for a family in their lives.
