his name is connor and so is mine

I think it was meant to imply that he DID have popcorn, but yea, it still would have worked with the correct line

"FOR STUFFING!"

And that it was haunted

Yeah, because all the Native American tribes were friendly, loving, peaceful people with no knowledge of war or conflict.

And every single Spanish settler was a disease ridden war mongerer armed with Nazi Storm Trooper gear.

The only reason the thanksgiving feast happened is because the pilgrims helped one indian tribe massacre a rival tribe in exchange for the knowledge on how to cultivate the new land. Native Americans were not peaceful, they were in a constant state of tribal warfare as tribal societies often are.