This is my opinion: I chose Imperial because everything that's "wrong" with them is based on the Thalmor. Fuck the Thalmor. I've never left a wandering band of Thalmor alone, but I'm still loyal to the Empire because if it weren't for them, the Thalmor would crush the small force that is the rebels. If you know about the lore, you know that the people's belief in Talos is the only thing keeping the world from its end, seeing as the elves managed to destroy the 4 pillars of Tamriel that kept it alive (or was it 3...) anyway I don't mind the Talos worship, because that has to do with the damned elves :P but that's just my opinion

tl;dr fuck the thalmor, I'm still imperial

Bitch i am Imperial, the stormcloacks are fucking racist dicks, they are exactly like Britain /Americans when they took america from the Indians

We drove out the Elves and drove them into seclusion now they are falmer

SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS

That's not bad luck that's a choice. Also imperials ftw, the nords are stupid racists.

nords be the white crackers in skyrim, everyone likes being white people.

I hate nords, but i love argonians. The imperials are up-tight rich assholes ^_^ But that is just my opinion

Argonians have pretty bad beginner stats. I prefer Dunmer, but Bosmer and Orsimer are my second choices.

I think argonian is the best race, Waterbreathing comes in handy every now and again plus i don't have to have a potion or enchanted helm to do it

And Histskin makes you nearly a god

Yes, but your tail sticks through the cape on the Nightingale armor.

So?

Also I enjoy the ability to set myself on fire and run at people with a massive ax.

Khajiit. I feel cool being a sneaky little kitty.

The only problem is when someone sees you.

so just spam the sneak and battle perks, my character is a sneaky tank basically, while i can't do high level magic right now, i can still take on anything in battle and win while dodging anything i need to with my sneaking.

There's a reason master level destruction spells were made.

Bull. I only ever have time to cast those if I send in Dark Brotherhood initiate and 2 summoned Dremora Lords.

Then don't get seen. :D

That works great. Until someone behind you runs headlong into you. But I see your point.

And I see yours.

and this reminds me of dungeons and dragons why?

The best thing about argonians for me? They don't have a desired class. I CAN BE ANYTHING. But i always become an assassin archer, with one handed out the ass, and rule the dark brotherhood, thieves guild, and the stormcloaks.

I just go magic and stealth. I then rule the dark brotherhood, thieves guild, College of Winterhold, and usually do the companions when I get bored. I always join the Imperials because Ulfric is a prick. And I always get the Daedric artifacts, except I get the Black Star instead of Azura's Star.

It was funny the first time somebody posted that.




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Yeah I kind of realized that, I'm not a big Skyrim player

All good, dude.

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