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User avatar #94 - megamanfan (06/20/2012) [-]
plays skyirim

not the dragonborn
#93 - sireyegore (06/20/2012) [-]
>Plays Skyrim
>Becomes an Imperial
#133 to #93 - thepandaking (06/20/2012) [-]
This is my opinion: I chose Imperial because everything that's "wrong" with them is based on the Thalmor. **** the Thalmor. I've never left a wandering band of Thalmor alone, but I'm still loyal to the Empire because if it weren't for them, the Thalmor would crush the small force that is the rebels. If you know about the lore, you know that the people's belief in Talos is the only thing keeping the world from its end, seeing as the elves managed to destroy the 4 pillars of Tamriel that kept it alive (or was it 3...) anyway I don't mind the Talos worship, because that has to do with the damned elves :P but that's just my opinion

tl;dr **** the thalmor, I'm still imperial
User avatar #99 to #93 - yofutofu (06/20/2012) [-]
That's not bad luck that's a choice. Also imperials ftw, the nords are stupid racists.
#125 to #99 - xsjrrubedo (06/20/2012) [-]
nords be the white crackers in skyrim, everyone likes being white people.
User avatar #100 to #99 - sireyegore (06/20/2012) [-]
I hate nords, but i love argonians. The imperials are up-tight rich assholes ^_^ But that is just my opinion
User avatar #107 to #100 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
Argonians have pretty bad beginner stats. I prefer Dunmer, but Bosmer and Orsimer are my second choices.
#130 to #107 - imthepunkkid (06/20/2012) [-]
I think argonian is the best race, Waterbreathing comes in handy every now and again plus i don't have to have a potion or enchanted helm to do it

And Histskin makes you nearly a god
User avatar #136 to #130 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
Yes, but your tail sticks through the cape on the Nightingale armor.
User avatar #138 to #136 - imthepunkkid (06/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #140 to #138 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
Also I enjoy the ability to set myself on fire and run at people with a massive ax.
User avatar #111 to #107 - Ivandrago (06/20/2012) [-]
Khajiit. I feel cool being a sneaky little kitty.
#126 to #111 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
No love for the redguards? I usually go redguard. Sucks to be black, but they pack a punch, comes in handy when you prefer to get in close
User avatar #112 to #111 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
The only problem is when someone sees you.
User avatar #115 to #112 - gobnick (06/20/2012) [-]
so just spam the sneak and battle perks, my character is a sneaky tank basically, while i can't do high level magic right now, i can still take on anything in battle and win while dodging anything i need to with my sneaking.
User avatar #114 to #112 - Ivandrago (06/20/2012) [-]
There's a reason master level destruction spells were made.
User avatar #117 to #114 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
Bull. I only ever have time to cast those if I send in Dark Brotherhood initiate and 2 summoned Dremora Lords.
User avatar #118 to #117 - Ivandrago (06/20/2012) [-]
Then don't get seen. :D
User avatar #119 to #118 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
That works great. Until someone behind you runs headlong into you. But I see your point.
User avatar #120 to #119 - Ivandrago (06/20/2012) [-]
And I see yours.
#197 to #120 - awesomedragonman (06/20/2012) [-]
and this reminds me of dungeons and dragons why?
and this reminds me of dungeons and dragons why?
User avatar #108 to #107 - sireyegore (06/20/2012) [-]
The best thing about argonians for me? They don't have a desired class. I CAN BE ANYTHING. But i always become an assassin archer, with one handed out the ass, and rule the dark brotherhood, thieves guild, and the stormcloaks.
User avatar #109 to #108 - heartlessrobot (06/20/2012) [-]
I just go magic and stealth. I then rule the dark brotherhood, thieves guild, College of Winterhold, and usually do the companions when I get bored. I always join the Imperials because Ulfric is a prick. And I always get the Daedric artifacts, except I get the Black Star instead of Azura's Star.
User avatar #92 - friednazi (06/20/2012) [-]
I can't start a new game in Skyrim. Every time my character gets off the wagon in the beginning, he walks clear past the guards and its all glitchy.
#88 - znigga (06/20/2012) [-]
**						******					 rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Kid runs into boobs ** 						****					 yall I like em thick...
** ****** rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Kid runs into boobs ** **** yall I like em thick...
#81 - zsaszrulez (06/20/2012) [-]
Plays Skyrim from the beginning

Name is on the list.
User avatar #78 - jiwijoo (06/20/2012) [-]
Video related
http://www.youtube. com/watch?v=794YMx0DMyM
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User avatar #80 to #76 - gmarrox (06/20/2012) [-]
It was funny the first time somebody posted that.

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User avatar #90 to #72 - memolia (06/20/2012) [-]
Directed by Michael Bay
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#61 - wirecred (06/19/2012) [-]
Plays Skyrim

Gets executed in the beginning
User avatar #67 to #66 - wirecred (06/20/2012) [-]
Yeah I kind of realized that, I'm not a big Skyrim player
User avatar #68 to #67 - mericuh (06/20/2012) [-]
All good, dude.
User avatar #54 - rollertoaster (06/19/2012) [-]
1. Use "killall" command in opening sequence
2. Watch horse for lulz
3. ?????
4. Profit!
#53 - executorchunk (06/19/2012) [-]
lol, in his case normal luck brian Skyrim always 						*****					 up in some ridiculous ways on the PC version anyway
lol, in his case normal luck brian Skyrim always ***** up in some ridiculous ways on the PC version anyway
User avatar #51 - justanoreo (06/19/2012) [-]
That actually happened to me too. Well, he just kept flying in circles so it never progressed. Had to wait for a patch to play again.
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#86 to #50 - anonymous (06/20/2012) [-]
is this a repost? its being thumbed down but i thought it was pretty funny
User avatar #48 - zwallace (06/19/2012) [-]
That actually happened to me. As i laid on the chopping block, the dragon just flew around and the executioner just stood there. Gotta love relating to Bad Luck Brian -_-
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User avatar #57 to #56 - rollertoaster (06/19/2012) [-]
Isn't that how all these go?
#42 - ominouswind (06/19/2012) [-]
What happened to me once in the beginning of Skyrim was, there was some sort of glitch and the wagon I was in floated a little and roated in midair, and the one in front of us was floating and twisting, then when our wagon came back to normal, the one infront tangled up in a heap and basically shot in the gate, while the horse of it neighed in pain. Then the game wouldn't start because the second wagon wouldn't arrive when we reached the point where you get off and customize your character.
#41 - xsap (06/19/2012) [-]
Plays skyrim

Not the dragonborn
User avatar #62 to #41 - vampireinarm (06/20/2012) [-]
have this
#63 to #62 - vampireinarm (06/20/2012) [-]
dammit FJ
User avatar #59 to #41 - rokkarokkaali (06/19/2012) [-]
Is Dragonborn's companion.
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