I like how you show that one scene in the matrix.. when like 2 minutes later, literally all of the agents jump on him and are fighting him at once. wat.

1. why the fuck would you want to see anyone taking a dump in a movie?

Toilets in horrors are also pretty common.

+1 for you !

For the shot in the limb one this is partly true, if you put enough pressure on it, keep it tied up, and try not to move around to much you can stay in cover and keep fighting

the walkie talkie one could be true if the murderer broke the walkie talkie,which is what I would do in case they might hear my voice

To the first point, in Pulp Fiction John Travolta walk's out of the bathroom then get's shot, I'm sure Pulp Fiction wasn't a comedy

Suggestion: There are voices in space when there is some big fight or something. Even though it's an vacuum and no sound would not travel there and then, it would not to be heared.

who the fuck would want to watch somebody sit on a toilet just to add "realism" to the movie?

Well with the light one, usually lights in big areas make loud sounds turning them on, like in gyms and large stores. Other than that this comp is hilarious!
>Also what happens in movies.

Very nice. Thumb for you.

However, that fight in The Matrix Reloaded is the wrong example to use there. During that fight, they pretty much all attack him at once, and Neo takes out multiple Smiths at once. It's one of the only examples where your logic idea doesn't apply though, so you still have ground.