The Varrock quote cracked my shit up. Also, his tassel being stuck in his sash the entire time bugged the shit out of me.

one of the english teachers at my school gave a speech and talked about how guys needed to stop wearing axe body spray because it smelled like a stale donut that was rolled in kitty litter and dunked in gasoline and how whenever he hears "YOLO" he wants to swallow a handful of legos. pic related

TL;DR axe smells bad and YOLO is stupid, at least the way people use it today

Pretty sweet :D

these guys are graduating from high school already? we're only halfway through the year... can anyone tell me which country this is in? cause im from australia and when i finished high school, we didnt graduate till september

**kaiyuni rolls 41** My graduation was full of people who were snobby and only gave ego-building speeches. Granted it was a high-school graduation but still that's kinda bad that they all were talking about how great they were even in their freshman year when in reality nobody liked them until the end and they wondered why. Graduation speeches should just be funny and about everyone instead of talking about yourself and how "good you were to be here now".

Give this kid a metal

there was a guy at the leavers assembly and his speech was real funny but then he started doing jokes about this girl at school who posted porn of herself and everyone stopped laughing and he got called off stage, I could almost taste the awkwardness

why couldnt he have been at my graduation?

And all the parents in the audience are just nodding along, pretending they know what a Magikarp is...

Why couldn't my graduation have been this entertaining?

Oh wait...

to only have our greatest accomplishments be only in be in video games be such a thing to be really proud of?

FINALLY SOMETHING FUNNY!!!