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#229 - abrandona (06/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #258 to #229 - peanutbuttahjellah (06/17/2012) [-]
**peanutbuttahjellah rolls 785** Bitch I do what I want... AND NO FUCKING PICTURE FOR YOU!
#243 to #229 - notevenmyfinalform (06/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #287 to #243 - anotherponyaccount (06/17/2012) [-]
**anotherponyaccount rolls 72** lets see if i can copy you
#238 to #229 - captainsponge (06/17/2012) [-]
**captainsponge rolls 51**
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#235 to #229 - lecommentingderp (06/17/2012) [-]
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#227 - inboundpotato (06/17/2012) [-]
You must live in a bad neighborhood if you get raped while doing community service.    
   
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You must live in a bad neighborhood if you get raped while doing community service.

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User avatar #256 to #227 - tuesdayscoming (06/17/2012) [-]
Do you not watch the news? Jerry Sandusky?
#226 - alucardshellhound (06/17/2012) [-]
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#222 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #460 at Fuck this ** my sex face
#245 to #222 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Somebody please add a Brazzaers Logo
#223 to #222 - justakewldewd (06/17/2012) [-]
That Slither movie had a cartoon remake?
That Slither movie had a cartoon remake?
#217 - nathanthefatman (06/17/2012) [-]
How do you get raped at community service? Pic unrelated.
User avatar #220 to #217 - heroicvenom (06/17/2012) [-]
niggers from prison could also be doing community service as part of punishment
User avatar #221 to #220 - nathanthefatman (06/17/2012) [-]
I guess your right.
#214 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
#216 to #214 - thrillville (06/17/2012) [-]
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you forgot a deef comment and *pic unrelated
ah stupid anon
User avatar #213 - Paradiddler (06/17/2012) [-]
credit to OP for putting effort into arranging text properly
User avatar #208 - appleboom (06/17/2012) [-]
Me: Hey Mom, I'm going to practice SCV for a few hours so I can get ready for the tournament. I've already applied to a few places today, and I'm currently out of school, so nothing else needs to be done.
Mom: NO! YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON VIDEO GAMES

Brother: Hey Mom, my friends and I are going to play a game of ultimate frisbee. I can study for my AP exams when I get back around eight.
Mom: Ok, have fun!
User avatar #204 - dtcrawl (06/17/2012) [-]
"I want you home as soon as you get home"

wut
#209 to #204 - lukeharris **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #201 - futuramafan (06/17/2012) [-]
>that feel when you can't walk or bike to any of your friends' house, or any civilization short of white suburban homes for miles and miles

this is why I'm sitting at the computer so much
User avatar #193 - thelovableop (06/17/2012) [-]
havent done anything productive all day gif?
#190 - ackbobthedead (06/17/2012) [-]
I was out all day with friends and my mom got all paranoid...
#187 - swedishmeatball (06/17/2012) [-]
Sorry man, it wasn't funny at all. +Preparing for red thumbs.+
#233 to #187 - moltrez (06/17/2012) [-]
Kill him johnny
#210 to #187 - lukeharris **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]
-Applied that philosophy to your comment
-Applied that philosophy to your comment
User avatar #185 - theninjakai (06/17/2012) [-]
That's how I feel when my mum asks me to do something besides playing video games all day.

I'm currently unemployed so I can stay home all day, but haven't been one of those lazy asses that doesn't look for work, been looking for work for almost 2 years now.

Anyways, when she tells me to do something besides playing video games all day I tell her that there's nothing else for me to do besides that.

There isn't anything nearby my house that is interesting to go to (like a basketball court/beach/bowling alley/etc).

I live near none of my friends so I can't walk to their houses because they're too far to walk to.

My town is just boring in general, there's barely anything to do and just going for a walk bores me to death.

That's why I stay home and play video games all day because its something interesting to do, plus being on the computer allows me to stay connected with my friends from home.

Plus all my friends play video games as well, so what's wrong with sharing a common interest and engaging in said thing?

Yet my mum still thinks I should do something else even though there isn't anything else.
#323 to #185 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Sorry, but if you've been looking for a job for almost 2 years, you're either one of those lazy asses or you need to lower your expectations.
User avatar #325 to #323 - theninjakai (06/17/2012) [-]
I have very low expectations, I've been looking for entry level jobs.

You have no idea what kind of situation I'm in.
#329 to #325 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
I might have been in a similar situation.
I finished high school, hadn't really worked much and my plan was to work for a year and then go back to school. After months of looking for work, I started volunteering. Soon after I got a casual job on the weekend, and I've just recently got a full time job (I start tomorrow) If you really can't find any work, there are places where you learn how to make the perfect resume and how to succeed in an interview (I failed a lot of interviews) you can also just find most of the stuff online. And always call employers back. Sorry if that started sounding like a lecture.
#234 to #185 - moltrez (06/17/2012) [-]
welcome to the life of a MLG gamer
welcome to the life of a MLG gamer
User avatar #274 to #234 - theninjakai (06/17/2012) [-]
MLG? What?

I play video games because I have a passion for it, for fun.
#188 to #185 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
This is turning into feels but THUMBS FOR YOU anyways.
This is turning into feels but THUMBS FOR YOU anyways.
#179 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
hi im katy
#186 to #179 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Hi Katy, how are you this fine day?
User avatar #182 to #179 - suckcarsonandsee (06/17/2012) [-]
yah like but sex katy?
#211 to #182 - lukeharris **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]
wat?
#177 - creamy (06/17/2012) [-]
It is blistering fucking hot out, my mom constantly belittles me and refuses to let me go into any sports because I'm "too weak", no one will employ me, meaning that I can't waste time or get any money to spend, my town has nothing enjoyable to go to except for a public pool that is always full and gross, and I hardly have any friends because they all drifted away from me and don't try to keep in contact with me anymore.

That's why I don't go out.
#184 to #177 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Maybe if you got all the spaghetti out of your pockets and started to lift weights your mother wouldnt think you were too weak. Also if that's her reasoning, she is a fucking idiot.
User avatar #189 to #184 - creamy (06/17/2012) [-]
I'm not really weak. At all. I've never been scrawny or frail and I can carry twice my weight on my back for a good half hour. Problem is my mom takes the time to pick at me to make me feel bad about myself, often calling me out on things that I'm not.
#191 to #189 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Aww what? You reply to that anon but not too me :( NO THUMBS.
#192 to #191 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
*to
#180 to #177 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Because I feel bad, THUMBS FOR YOU. Good luck with the rest of your life, hang in there and you will be fine ^.^ I have the same problem with friends and I ended up being alright. Again good luck.
Because I feel bad, THUMBS FOR YOU. Good luck with the rest of your life, hang in there and you will be fine ^.^ I have the same problem with friends and I ended up being alright. Again good luck.
#176 - anokata (06/17/2012) [-]
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#174 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
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#173 - anokata (06/17/2012) [-]
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#163 - girlonfire (06/17/2012) [-]
Sports   
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."   
Solution- Join a sissy sport like bowling or billiards.   
Shooting   
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."   
Solution- They have a shitload of safety regulations at a shooting range. You would have to be Bad Luck Brian to get hurt.   
Community Service   
Problem- "You'll get raped."   
Solution- Volunteer at a day care center or a nursing home.   
Join a Club   
Problem- "I want you home after school."   
Solution- Slap your mother. She seems like an over-protective bitch.
Sports
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."
Solution- Join a sissy sport like bowling or billiards.
Shooting
Problem- "You'll hurt yourself."
Solution- They have a shitload of safety regulations at a shooting range. You would have to be Bad Luck Brian to get hurt.
Community Service
Problem- "You'll get raped."
Solution- Volunteer at a day care center or a nursing home.
Join a Club
Problem- "I want you home after school."
Solution- Slap your mother. She seems like an over-protective bitch.

#170 to #163 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Sports   
problem to solution: he drops the bowling ball on his hand   
   
shooting   
Problem to solution:he suicides   
   
community service   
problem to solution: those toddler get very aggresive and raape him as a team   
   
join a club   
problem to solution: she has a gun.
Sports
problem to solution: he drops the bowling ball on his hand

shooting
Problem to solution:he suicides

community service
problem to solution: those toddler get very aggresive and raape him as a team

join a club
problem to solution: she has a gun.
User avatar #172 to #170 - girlonfire (06/17/2012) [-]
How does one drop a bowling ball on their hand?
User avatar #218 to #206 - thrillville (06/17/2012) [-]
seriously type that link in and you will go to samsung.com xD
#212 to #206 - lukeharris **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]
Ok...so don't juggle them and he should be fine
#178 to #172 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Actually more common than you think. BUT you have to be acting like a retard about it, happend to a friend of mine so I laughed at the stupidity. I think they actually broke their hand O.o not sure. Dropping a bowling ball on a foot is more common than the hand though.
#183 to #181 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
XD Nice drawing. Haha. Well the way my friend did it was holding the bowling ball in the finger hole things (Oh god that does not sound right) and the holes were a bit too big and her fingers slipped out and the bowling ball landed on another friends hand while my friend was sitting and waiting her turn, (woops my bad as I remember it was my other friends had she dropped it on.) Yeah. That is how a bowling ball can break someone's hand. As for dropping a bowling ball on your own hand, I guess it could fall off the rack and onto your hand.
#171 to #170 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
Meh the other guy was funnier.
#166 to #163 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
That is clever, THUMBS FOR YOU.
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