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#288 - tippidyt (06/17/2012) [-]
Bitch please..
Bitch please..
#282 - youmadeguise (06/17/2012) [-]
When I was younger, my mother would force me outside and do stuff.

I tried pulling stuff like this as excuses just to stay in play vidia.

But then she told me to man the fuck up and deal with it.
#281 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #23863 at Slice of Life thread II ** For some reason I don;t think op will get raped doing com. service ....
#280 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled user pyrothermal **
This guy is the most retarded person on funnyjunk.
#337 to #280 - pyrothermal (06/17/2012) [-]
duuuuh wut doz retarded meen
#273 - serpentineophiliac (06/17/2012) [-]
**serpentineophiliac rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Stand Up Amon is AMON-g Us again! **
< mfw
#271 - tetragramozoid (06/17/2012) [-]
Who the fuck gets raped at community service?
User avatar #276 to #271 - iRetaliate (06/17/2012) [-]
I think that OP was trying to make a shitty joke about "servicing the community"...
#272 to #271 - ninaf (06/17/2012) [-]
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #5564544 at FJ Pony Thread ** Apparently OP
**ninaf rolled a random image posted in comment #5564544 at FJ Pony Thread ** Apparently OP
User avatar #269 - Sethorein ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]
mom... why are you a helicopter :|
#268 - Jigglejellow (06/17/2012) [-]
Fucking hate when my mom does this shit..
Fucking hate when my mom does this shit..
User avatar #283 to #270 - fuzzy lumpkins (06/17/2012) [-]
It's from a movie called "Gentleman Bronco's". It's an amazing movie.
User avatar #284 to #283 - zigarello (06/17/2012) [-]
lets have a look than eh
#267 - benedicto ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]
**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #26213 at Slice of Life thread II **
#265 - infiniteduress (06/17/2012) [-]
**infiniteduress rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at title **
#263 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
hurr this is sooo funnnnyyy!!! I'm dying of laughter
#286 to #262 - anotherponyaccount (06/17/2012) [-]
an untir roo doo roo rill be calle herp
#253 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
I didn't laugh, that just pissed me off. Goddamn women.
User avatar #250 - dengekisushi (06/17/2012) [-]
I used to be a socially retarded home-body (I still kind of am) but I've made new friends recently
and we go out a lot; we just spent the whole day today at Adventureland, went skinny dipping for the first time, etc.
I'm actually starting to get out and live a little--and it took me nineteen years to do so.

I always lived in the middle of nowhere and I had very few friends growing up, so all I did was sit in home and entertain myself.
I'm still more of a home-body, but it's nice to get out and breathe once in a while.
#255 to #250 - tuesdayscoming (06/17/2012) [-]
Just kidding. Glad you're living life to a greater extent now.
User avatar #257 to #255 - dengekisushi (06/17/2012) [-]
Yeah but I'm also glad I didn't get mixed up with the bad shit when I was younger.
I prefer my weekend evenings to be me curled up in bed with my puppy, drinking soda, eating my heart out and watching some anime--like I am tonight.
User avatar #242 - killerblue ONLINE (06/17/2012) [-]
> be me
> mother asks me do something else besides video games
> I ask what I am suppose to do, I can't do anything
> suggests going out with friends and the other options
> I can't go to my friends because they live to far away
> she suggests community service
> "ok"
> my school needed help building a blacktop
> I sigh up thinking friends of mine will be there
> nope
> When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
>Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
>I got in one little fight
> and my mom got scared
>And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"


User avatar #259 to #242 - clownsplosion (06/17/2012) [-]
>So you whistle for a cab.
>It comes near
>License say FRESH and there's dice in the mirror
> If anything you'd say that this cab was rare
>but nah forget it "Yo homes to Bel Air!"
#252 to #242 - theskidkid **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]
hey thats from the prince of freshness
#249 to #242 - brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (06/17/2012) [-]
>be you

NO FUCKING WAY
#244 to #242 - bdowns (06/17/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #5679243 at FJ Pony Thread **
User avatar #241 - pulpfriction (06/17/2012) [-]
Looks like a script of a porn movie
User avatar #239 - rdangerdash (06/17/2012) [-]
I think I've taken my family for granted. Everyone in my family is intelligent. I don't even want to think about what my life would be like if they weren't. For starters, I would probably be an idiot too.
#231 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
You should have put the question in the same panel as the response. I was trying to think of why your mother would think you'd get raped in a school club.
User avatar #246 to #231 - CrownedClown (06/17/2012) [-]
Maybe its a really ghetto school ?
#230 - N. Korean citizen (06/17/2012) [-]
What are you, 5?
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