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Comments(488):
#558
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Biomortia (07/06/2012) [-] We are mammals, mammals react to sex. It doesn't matter if you are watching two girls have sex, two men have sex, or one man and one girl, if you see sex your body will create endorphins. You will get excited by it, it doesn't mean you are gay, it's a chemical reaction, a completely natural response.
#555
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N. Korean citizen (07/04/2012) [-]
You cant expect this guy to not be a homophobe considering the fact that he plays Roblox
#554
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elementski (07/03/2012) [-] But I get aroused by sex in general
It can be almost everything
It doesn't help that I'm German either, it'll make me want to join in
It can be almost everything
It doesn't help that I'm German either, it'll make me want to join in
#553
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notsohalpful (06/20/2012) [-]
Bullshit. This is not oc, I saw this on a website named 'funnymama' or something similar.
Please die in a fire.
Please die in a fire.
#539
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augustusxxiv (06/16/2012) [-] Worst torture I've been able to think of:
You're buried alive in a special casket, that is completely hooked up to a ventilation system above ground, so you can breathe. At the same time, an IV is injected into you, so you are constantly provided with the nutrients you need to survive. You're strapped down so you cannot move in the slightest bit, and the coffin is completely soundproof.
You live the rest of your life in this coffin, never hearinf or seeing anything ever, only your thoughts to comfort you.
You're buried alive in a special casket, that is completely hooked up to a ventilation system above ground, so you can breathe. At the same time, an IV is injected into you, so you are constantly provided with the nutrients you need to survive. You're strapped down so you cannot move in the slightest bit, and the coffin is completely soundproof.
You live the rest of your life in this coffin, never hearinf or seeing anything ever, only your thoughts to comfort you.
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threesixzero (06/18/2012) [-] This sounds very similar to one of Dalton Trumbo's novels, Johnny Got His Gun.
"Joe, a young American soldier, is hit by a mortar shell on the last day of World War I. He lies in a hospital bed in a fate worse than death --- a quadruple amputee who has lost his arms, legs, eyes, ears, mouth and nose. He remains conscious and able to think, thereby reliving his life through strange dreams and memories, unable to distinguish whether he is awake or dreaming. He remains frustrated by his situation, until one day when Joe discovers a unique way to communicate with his caregivers." -IMDB
Dalton Trumbo wrote the book in the 30s, and he directed a movie based on it in 1971, you can find it on the pirate bay. The movie isn't really scary, but it's really sad, major feels are felt.
"Joe, a young American soldier, is hit by a mortar shell on the last day of World War I. He lies in a hospital bed in a fate worse than death --- a quadruple amputee who has lost his arms, legs, eyes, ears, mouth and nose. He remains conscious and able to think, thereby reliving his life through strange dreams and memories, unable to distinguish whether he is awake or dreaming. He remains frustrated by his situation, until one day when Joe discovers a unique way to communicate with his caregivers." -IMDB
Dalton Trumbo wrote the book in the 30s, and he directed a movie based on it in 1971, you can find it on the pirate bay. The movie isn't really scary, but it's really sad, major feels are felt.
#538
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ifuckinlovefj (06/16/2012) [-] **ifuckinlovefj rolled a random image posted in comment #5691202 at FJ Pony Thread ** MFW
#537
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MenstruelSandwich (06/16/2012) [-] Reason why this test won't work:
Paradoxical Intention: It is how they cure people with stutters; they tell them to purposely stutter when they talk to people, it has great effect. On a related note, if you are nervous with a girl it will make your gear stall and add to your problems.
Basically, even straight guys are going to be thinking "don't get hard, don't get hard, don't get ha- FUCK FUCK OOOOOOOOOW!! WHAT THE MOTHERFU- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! GODDAMN YOU O-PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Paradoxical Intention: It is how they cure people with stutters; they tell them to purposely stutter when they talk to people, it has great effect. On a related note, if you are nervous with a girl it will make your gear stall and add to your problems.
Basically, even straight guys are going to be thinking "don't get hard, don't get hard, don't get ha- FUCK FUCK OOOOOOOOOW!! WHAT THE MOTHERFU- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! GODDAMN YOU O-PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
#535
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simoon **User deleted account** (06/16/2012) [-] **simoon rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Death ** mfw OP would fail instantly
#532
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N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at Assumptions **
#531
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Penn (06/16/2012) [-]
>Be watching the gay porn
>OhmyGodthisisgross.jpg
>Think of something to get the sick images out of my head
>Think of best porn I've ever seen
>Get boner
>Fuck
>OhmyGodthisisgross.jpg
>Think of something to get the sick images out of my head
>Think of best porn I've ever seen
>Get boner
>Fuck
#529
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skoops (06/16/2012) [-] **skoops rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at Baw soldier **
#525
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nlreturns (06/16/2012) [-] **nlreturns rolled a random image posted in comment #393 at Heavy Metal **
