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#353 - invshika (06/16/2012) [-]
No rumors about me.
#352 - thatkidwiththeface (06/16/2012) [-]
My friend was out of school for about 4 weeks because he had mono, and when people asked where he was after a few weeks, I told them he had mono, and they all responded "Oh good, we all thought he was dead"
User avatar #351 - Durricane (06/16/2012) [-]
People thought I was a vampire because My adult teeth grew over the baby teeth I didnt lose. Making it look like I had vampire teeth.
#349 - diespitris ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]

MFW I read the comments and realize that I wasn't interesting enough in high school to have rumors.
User avatar #348 - struckworld (06/16/2012) [-]
People think I'm goth/emo because I wear dark grey and black all the time.

I am into gothic type stuff, but I wouldn't consider myself goth.
#387 to #348 - popkornking (06/16/2012) [-]
I'm into gothic stuff but I'm not goth
User avatar #347 - tonyredgrave (06/16/2012) [-]
Everybody calls me a whore and I'ma guy haha.
User avatar #344 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (06/16/2012) [-]
people at my school think I'm a murderer because I don't smile or talk

and when I do talk it's always "OH MY GOD HE SAID SOMETHING! SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"
#342 - theracistpanda (06/16/2012) [-]
people thought I was Asian judging from the fact I'm tan and I had a bowl cut.  If anything, I look Indian.  I am half Filipino though, so they were kinda right.   
Also, some dumbshit 6th grader told a person that I was full-out Asian who didn't speak English.   
MFW.
people thought I was Asian judging from the fact I'm tan and I had a bowl cut. If anything, I look Indian. I am half Filipino though, so they were kinda right.
Also, some dumbshit 6th grader told a person that I was full-out Asian who didn't speak English.
MFW.
User avatar #345 to #342 - theracistpanda (06/16/2012) [-]
I also had various nicknames.
Ping-Pong
Ching-Chong
Asian, or The Asian
Ting-Ting (which was fucking stupid, since it sounds like a 3YO's name for penis)
And probably more.

#339 - iknowthatfeel (06/16/2012) [-]
In highschool someone spread a rumor I was psychotic because I was always alone with my head down and never talked to anybody.. mfw i was high as shit everyday in school
#335 - iaskedalexandria (06/16/2012) [-]
People always thought I was a terrorist because my last name was Khan. Fuckin' cracka's.
People always thought I was a terrorist because my last name was Khan. Fuckin' cracka's.
User avatar #337 to #335 - tomorrowsnightmare (06/16/2012) [-]
They must have been form Starfleet
User avatar #370 to #337 - xjguy (06/16/2012) [-]
Well I got the reference.....
#333 - xxpinksxx (06/16/2012) [-]
People said i was possessed because i was scratching an unopened pop can with a safety pin and accidentally punctured the can and it exploded in the middle of science. They thought i used demon powers???


MFW
#330 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]
REPOST
#332 to #330 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** (06/16/2012) [-]
Anon, stop posting.
Anon, stop posting.
User avatar #327 - kimberlietaylor (06/16/2012) [-]
When I was in 3rd grade everyone was saying I got raped and I was pregnant.
#350 to #327 - wtflolboy (06/16/2012) [-]
what is this south park?
User avatar #325 - acompletedumbass **User deleted account** (06/16/2012) [-]
In elementary school, people thought I was mentally retarded because I never talked to anyone. I never talked to anyone because they were all cunts.
#319 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 482** trips and I started all rumours
#324 to #319 - N. Korean citizen (06/16/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 813** let me help you with that
User avatar #316 - nightraider **User deleted account** (06/16/2012) [-]
Repost.
User avatar #314 - glombigoo (06/16/2012) [-]
Everyone said I was a lesbian because I didn't wear makeup or skirts, and I never did anything with my hair.
Faggots, I'm a lesbian because I love vagina.
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User avatar #328 to #314 - girlygirlygirl (06/16/2012) [-]
I think rumors about sexuality are so stupid...there will never be a "straight" rumor... Hope that made since...long day at work...XD
User avatar #361 to #328 - glombigoo (06/16/2012) [-]
I know right?They're pretty pointless.
"Oh god. He's so straight. Ugh that's disgusting."
User avatar #363 to #361 - girlygirlygirl (06/16/2012) [-]
I just don't understand why people care...as long as you are happy...that's all that matters :)
User avatar #365 to #363 - glombigoo (06/16/2012) [-]
You're so accepting ;_:
I love it~
I wish people were more like you.
User avatar #366 to #365 - girlygirlygirl (06/16/2012) [-]
Lol, its really hard to be when you're from the south...lol but I try to be everything the South isn't...Got all my teeth...educated...and I don't accept Jesus as my savior...lol
User avatar #372 to #366 - glombigoo (06/16/2012) [-]
You're probably the greatest person ever from the south (x
User avatar #317 to #314 - emericano (06/16/2012) [-]
an ugly one too
User avatar #318 to #317 - glombigoo (06/16/2012) [-]
xD You don't even know what I look like, so how can you conclude I'm ugly?
User avatar #320 to #318 - emericano (06/16/2012) [-]
failed at trolling :(
User avatar #321 to #320 - glombigoo (06/16/2012) [-]
0/10.
#312 - cobaltblazer (06/16/2012) [-]
**cobaltblazer rolled a random image posted in comment #341 at Not Even on my Worst Enemy **
>that feel when no rumors about you
>that feel when no one knows you for a rumor to get started in the first place
#309 - tonyspinners (06/16/2012) [-]
I heard a rumor that my poop smelled bad...   
   
So I took a shit in my hand in the middle of class, and wiped a finger sized amount on a students nose, he fainted...   
   
He must've fainted from feeling so bad for spreading a rumor that was a lie.
I heard a rumor that my poop smelled bad...

So I took a shit in my hand in the middle of class, and wiped a finger sized amount on a students nose, he fainted...

He must've fainted from feeling so bad for spreading a rumor that was a lie.
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