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#166 - jaysquigglez (06/14/2012) [-]
**jaysquigglez rolled a random image posted in comment #909 at Pony Thread ** mfw I shave
**jaysquigglez rolled a random image posted in comment #909 at Pony Thread ** mfw I shave
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User avatar #163 - Natendragon (06/14/2012) [-]
Disposable shark cage has no hatch to keep the diver inside.
#160 - chiefmartinbrody (06/14/2012) [-]
Thank god it's not a land shark.
User avatar #151 - ronyx (06/14/2012) [-]
I don't get it, how can they sense 1 drop of blood? wouldn't the drop have to disperse for the shark to smell it?
User avatar #154 to #151 - medmankms (06/14/2012) [-]
My same thoughts..
#176 to #154 - frankiethekneeman (06/14/2012) [-]
Yes it would. But a milliliter of water there are 3.34x10^22 molecules. Apparently a sharks senses are so finely tuned it can sense far, far less than that as it disperses.
User avatar #146 - nywnorb (06/14/2012) [-]
....they can only sense fish blood, not human blood. And even if they do sense it, it doesn't motivate them at all.
#145 - Patheos (06/14/2012) [-]
Never letting me eat **** .
User avatar #144 - wyattheriot (06/14/2012) [-]
Why would they advertise against themselves?
User avatar #159 to #144 - magicmace (06/14/2012) [-]
You are comparing against your self so everybody who already has the leading brand must now go out and once again buy another product from the same company.

It's like apple saying the ipod9 is better than the ipod8, so now everybody goes out and buys another $600 thing from apple.
#149 to #144 - wyattforn (06/14/2012) [-]
nice name...
User avatar #143 - xtrmbragnrytz ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
i don't even use shaving cream and i've never cut myself whilst shaving... i don't see the big deal? (please don't take this as me being an ass... i just don't understand how people can cut themselves if they're doing it properly)
User avatar #153 to #143 - chuca (06/14/2012) [-]
if you're using a dull blade or have a zit or something, but with most razors it's pretty hard to cut yourself
User avatar #152 to #143 - zombiekiwi (06/14/2012) [-]
Poorly lit bathroom.
User avatar #140 - teros (06/14/2012) [-]
I'd reach my arm out of the cage as one passed by and slice it open, then the other shark would smell the blood and attack, and while those two duke it out I run like hell.
User avatar #139 - Shrynesnotfunny ONLINE (06/14/2012) [-]
Wow I must have been on Funnyjunk for a long time now cuz I remember when Whomadewho posted this ages ago
User avatar #130 - Mortspear (06/14/2012) [-]
I'll have to remember to buy a Gillette Fusion ProGlide next time I decide to shave in the ocean.
User avatar #134 to #130 - dethfreezy (06/14/2012) [-]
I imagine shaving in salt water would hurt like hell no matter what.
#129 - fellfox (06/14/2012) [-]
**fellfox rolled a random image posted in comment #13299 at Social Board ** truth be told i would cut myself then get in the water when sharks smell your blood they can tell you are a human and won't attack you
User avatar #132 to #129 - fellfox (06/14/2012) [-]
actually looked it up and this may or may not be true >_>
#125 - jjholt (06/14/2012) [-]
Gillette Razor vs.... Gillette Razor....   
   
   
The 						****					 bro?
Gillette Razor vs.... Gillette Razor....


The **** bro?
#123 - mrsledge (06/14/2012) [-]
meh...
#121 - raberintodesu (06/14/2012) [-]
I'd rather tie my beard into dreadlocks than shave in that situation.
#120 - Crispin (06/14/2012) [-]
Wut.
#119 - FJrulez (06/14/2012) [-]
Lol why do I never tire of this picture?
#147 to #119 - biddo (06/14/2012) [-]
this picture makes me literally lol especially when used at a good time
User avatar #117 - sixfivefour (06/14/2012) [-]
...Sharks don't eat people.
Proven fact.
See "Shark Water" for reference.
User avatar #124 to #117 - amadeuseap (06/14/2012) [-]
they'll still take a chunk outta you if they think you're a seal or something
User avatar #127 to #124 - sixfivefour (06/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but they almost never take a large enough bite to really harm a person.
User avatar #131 to #128 - sixfivefour (06/14/2012) [-]
Shark attacks get publicity because they're so rare.
Did you know elephants kill more people than sharks do each year? There's no press coverage on that.
And still, I recommend the movie "Shark Water", it's really informative. Did you know sharks are endangered?
User avatar #137 to #131 - amadeuseap (06/14/2012) [-]
that is true, does not mean they do not kill people though. they just rarely do so. everything kills people. spiders, heights, deer (fun fact, they kill more than sharks) and while they don't naturally eat people, they do attack, and end up killing them.
on the other hand, Humans kill sharks on a massive scale, for the dumbest reasons, in the most inhumane ways. i once saw a documentary where men cut off a sharks fins to sell and returned the sharks to die in the oceans, still bleeding. that is not self defense, that is greed
User avatar #141 to #137 - sixfivefour (06/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, that's what "Shark Water" is about, too. The guy from the movie actually came to my school for an assembly, and then everyone's all like "Save the sharks!" "We should totally save the sharks!" and then forgot about it in a couple months. (Also, the girls were all like "Rob Stewart is hot!" but they never forgot THAT! [Rob Stewart is the guy from the movie, by the way])
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