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#4 - herecomesjohnny (06/13/2012) [-]
Wanna know a flambait fact?

Napoleon gave Spain to his brother in law as a wedding present.

A wedding present.








And his brother in law was a nigger.
User avatar #23 to #4 - jaynsilentbob (06/13/2012) [-]
ah yes but soon after the Spanish revolted and the British came and drove the French out while Napoleon was getting his ass kicked in Russia.
#414 to #23 - strictlypornos (06/14/2012) [-]
Don't forget the British general was a shoemaker
#34 to #23 - N. Korean citizen (06/13/2012) [-]
Yea but Napoleon kept Europe 6 more years than hitler brah
User avatar #46 to #34 - jaynsilentbob (06/13/2012) [-]
i wouldn't say either of them 'kept Europe' as neither of them successfully invaded or captured Britain as well as Russia. Hitler only really controlled central and western Europe not Spain and Napoleon at his height of power only spread to Germany, well Poland but that was a satellite state. In fact i would say Hitler controlled more of Europe than Napoleon did.
#185 to #46 - N. Korean citizen (06/13/2012) [-]
longevity goes first brah, at least he kept africa

I MISS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAA
User avatar #29 to #23 - herecomesjohnny (06/13/2012) [-]
by the way, i think the flamebait worked.
#28 to #23 - herecomesjohnny (06/13/2012) [-]
Still though.


A wedding present.

#32 to #28 - jaynsilentbob (06/13/2012) [-]
haha Fair enough
User avatar #7 to #4 - goodnamewastaken (06/13/2012) [-]
I wrote an essay about that yesterday.

Let's see what I remember: Was his name Joseph?
User avatar #63 to #7 - nogphille (06/13/2012) [-]
niggers don't have names, they have paroles
#22 to #7 - BritishNarwhal (06/13/2012) [-]
No it was Napoleon duh.
User avatar #3 - norwegiansnowman (06/13/2012) [-]
real life:
france: "We surrender"
#1 - dreamthrow (06/13/2012) [-]
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