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#401 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#479 to #401 - trashboat
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Nothing like the good ol' copy and paste, huh....
#468 to #401 - demonfish
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(06/12/2012) [-]
This guy has killed over 500 so **** you
#461 to #401 - demonfish
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#456 to #401 - xemobvbfanx
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Wasn't that from a Vocaroo message on 4chan?
#441 to #401 - noschool
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#429 to #401 - adunsaveme
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#442 to #429 - crispyneon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
From Youtube? LOL GTFO newfag, go and learn the internet
From Youtube? LOL GTFO newfag, go and learn the internet
#467 to #442 - adunsaveme
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Well gee, sorry that's the oNLY PLACE I'VE EVER SEEN IT
Doesn't make me a newfag
#446 to #442 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
color coded usernames make you the newfag idiot
#541 to #446 - crispyneon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Because if I didn't have an account before then, I must have NEVER been here.   
   
Bravo anon, your logic is as impeccable as always.   
   
Notice how I said newfag in reference to the internet, not exclusively FunnyJunk.
Because if I didn't have an account before then, I must have NEVER been here.

Bravo anon, your logic is as impeccable as always.

Notice how I said newfag in reference to the internet, not exclusively FunnyJunk.
#425 to #401 - lolmike
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Behold!

The amount of newfags below
#417 to #401 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
guerrilla warfare*
what the **** is Gorilla warfare? you gonna throw ******* Banana's at them?
#414 to #401 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#412 to #401 - itisnotme
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(06/12/2012) [-]
um if you were this high up in the military i think you would know its not gorilla warfare but guerrilla warfare. and i don't think an accomplished navy seal would care what someone called them over the internet.
#409 to #401 - speshulist
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(06/12/2012) [-]
You guys, you don't get it.
#403 to #401 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
raise your hand if you believe this guy or have any clue what he's blathering about
#420 to #403 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
The US doesn't have spies in their own country. You're a bitch and no one gives a **** because this is funnyjunk. **** off, no one wants you here. You couldn't track my IP, I'm thousands miles from your in debt country.

PS. The top rated sniper did an AMA on reddit if I remember correctly.
#427 to #420 - ixwraithxi
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(06/12/2012) [-]
On the contrary, there are spies everywhere. roughly 70% of the worlds intelligence gathering happens to be done by private companies.
#396 - mikemeiers
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(06/12/2012) [-]
when did funny junk care about france and its fancy bikes.
#397 to #396 - gloriouschad
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Since it made a dent in someone's car
#399 to #397 - mikemeiers
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(06/12/2012) [-]
fancy ass bikes are tearing it up...i want one
#406 to #399 - XRevelationX **User deleted account**
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#411 to #406 - mikemeiers
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(06/12/2012) [-]
well they do, not very often but when they talk its usually some rambling about how the protheans are gods and everyone else sucks besides them.
#422 to #411 - magict
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(06/12/2012) [-]
That's because Garrus is a boss
#470 to #422 - scarasm
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Thane is cooler.
#391 - likeoneninja
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(06/12/2012) [-]
**likeoneninja rolled a random image posted in comment #5856816 at FJ Pony Thread **
#426 to #391 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Oh god it's Bobcast! Everyone run!
Oh god it's Bobcast! Everyone run!
#390 - jxj
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(06/12/2012) [-]
This is why I hate the fact that all cars are made out of leaf's now.
#385 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 27**

Fails at rolling dubs

Gets thumbs anyway
#389 to #385 - dudeperson
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#432 to #389 - boomdady
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(06/12/2012) [-]
I always thought thumbing down people who failed at dubs was protocol...
#400 to #389 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 96**
#386 to #385 - eonsmashface
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#430 to #386 - adunsaveme
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Red is a colour...
#383 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
This just reminds me of how much I hate motorists when I use my bike. The only consolation is knowing that piss them off even more.
#419 to #383 - itisnotme
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(06/12/2012) [-]
i want to hit every bicyclist i see on the road
#387 to #383 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
"knowing that I piss them off..."
#381 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Hackee is a nooblord
#380 - anon
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#392 to #380 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
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#388 to #380 - dudeperson
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#377 - HonkIfIDriveWell
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(06/12/2012) [-]
And that's why you don't make cars out of paper mache.
#375 - godofcodes
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Is the bike a nokia?
#374 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 533**
#395 to #374 - lolerbot
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(06/12/2012) [-]
More like "but I'm all out of *****, feels, and faps.
#379 to #374 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Win, and win again xD
Win, and win again xD
#372 - aquasquid
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(06/12/2012) [-]
POKEMON SUCK LOLOLOL FUNNYJUNK SUCKS
#378 to #372 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
are you from 9gag or are you trolling?
#373 to #372 - cruzslzr
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(06/12/2012) [-]
our faces when
#437 to #373 - aquasquid
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(06/12/2012) [-]
sorry :(
#370 - kouzan
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(06/12/2012) [-]
***** tried to steal my bike by trying to run me over. Jokes on him.
#367 - lalaladrake
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#364 - fhbsdtmd
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(06/12/2012) [-]
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#362 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
Don't know if it's a Nokia Bike......or Bad Luck Brian's Taxi
#363 to #362 - TerrellStahl
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#371 to #363 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
its bruce lee's bike
#361 - warlikebliss
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(06/12/2012) [-]
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#360 - anon
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(06/12/2012) [-]
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/910/ultra-gay.png
#358 - killeroftime
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(06/12/2012) [-]
No wonder the bike won... it's Gamma powered.