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#27 - sergeantrepper (06/11/2012) [-]
**sergeantrepper rolled a random image posted in comment #5800925 at FJ Pony Thread ** <mfw this is true
#35 to #27 - kietzu (06/11/2012) [-]
It seems that you are quite an ass.
It seems that you are quite an ass.
#26 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [-]
for some reason I can't stay hard in the shower
#23 - bimbambop (06/10/2012) [-]
**bimbambop rolled a random image posted in comment #5316199 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw its true
User avatar #37 to #23 - kietzu (06/11/2012) [-]
Because of this comment I have spend 30 minutes looking at different versions of the "Pomf" meme.
User avatar #22 - roflstorm (06/10/2012) [-]
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU HIDE THE MIND CAMERA
#20 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]
well i talk to myself but i don't argue anything. no one can hear me. so i talk casually to myself, not full conversations but just talking whats on my mind. so i may have had a clear mind when i silently choke myself to sleep in the shower. and get all pruney.

i like prunes.
#19 - ibewhite **User deleted account** (06/10/2012) [-]
One of the few pie charts I can actually relate to for once
User avatar #18 - spycheckingpyro (06/10/2012) [-]
i usually practice my imaginary fighting skills while naked
#16 - Rukioish ONLINE (06/10/2012) [-]
that green bar is awful small.
that green bar is awful small.
User avatar #25 to #16 - saggycamellips (06/10/2012) [-]
What's the origin of that gif.
#30 to #25 - iroyalzz (06/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 to #16 - thebigcig (06/10/2012) [-]
It's pretty accurate to some people.

hahaha, small dicks
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#319 to #194 - thebigcig (06/11/2012) [-]
Maybe it's the euphoric feeling that someone gets with their duck. I don't know, I don't study that stuff. And I don't really want to.
User avatar #229 to #194 - lasmamoe ONLINE (06/11/2012) [-]
people with small ducks cum faster.. that's just the way it is.

It's not like the ducks can do anything about it anyway.
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User avatar #13 - udo (06/10/2012) [-]
I don't understand why the green is so small.
#40 to #13 - zeroxphil (06/11/2012) [-]
Let's break it down. According to BBC, the average time spent in the shower is about 8 minutes. Given OP's pie chart, I would guess about 7/8 of that time is spent winning imaginary arguments leaving a minute for the other two activities. Given this eighth wedge, about 4/5 of the minute is spent washing while the remaining fifth is spent masturbating. So 60 seconds divided by 5 is approximately 12 seconds. OP's stamina is about 12 seconds. Followup report: The average time it takes to ejaculate varies widely from person to person but the average is considered 10 to 15 minutes according to Men'sHealth's website. To make things simple, we'll assume 12.5 minutes, which is 750 seconds. Given this, it can be concluded that OP finished 62.5 times quicker than the average healthy male. Picture related
User avatar #79 to #40 - legin (06/11/2012) [-]
Damn. it takes me about 30 seconds
User avatar #68 to #40 - piclemaniscool (06/11/2012) [-]
the average must be lowered by all of Africa not showering. In America last I checked it was much closer to 1/2 hour.
User avatar #66 to #40 - hwarangyo (06/11/2012) [-]
But OP is a female.
#65 to #40 - N. Korean citizen (06/11/2012) [-]
We must also take into account that it takes significantly longer to masturbate in the shower than to masturbate outside of the shower. I know these things.
#12 - jbkubel (06/10/2012) [-]
So... Fucking... True!
So... Fucking... True!
#11 - edwod (06/10/2012) [-]
**edwod rolled a random image posted in comment #5681620 at FJ Pony Thread **
**edwod rolled a random image posted in comment #5681620 at FJ Pony Thread **
#10 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]
I thought it was just me!
User avatar #9 - thijsofbodom (06/10/2012) [-]
you are a person who masturbates much or you shower for an hour because 2 mins for masturbating is waaay too short
User avatar #8 - hwarangyo (06/10/2012) [-]
Front page material!
#5 - oxygenoxygen (06/10/2012) [-]
*fixed
#269 to #5 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
not funny, why is everybody calling op a fag? they're bringing you funny stuff , fuck off !
#271 to #269 - xboxperks (06/11/2012) [-]
Extremely.
User avatar #270 to #269 - cuzzer (06/11/2012) [-]
you must be new here
#272 to #270 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
im from 9gag, much better than funnyjunk
User avatar #275 to #272 - Fabianz (06/11/2012) [-]
0/10
#276 to #275 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
You're 0/10 fucking pussy
User avatar #278 to #276 - Fabianz (06/11/2012) [-]
Better luck next time
#279 to #278 - exiszt (06/11/2012) [-]
lol you're funny
User avatar #274 to #272 - cuzzer (06/11/2012) [-]
I spy a troll
#2 - marcothespud (06/10/2012) [-]
Fixed*
#1 - chillychu (06/10/2012) [-]
What about getting a masterplan for the zombie-apocalypse? should be in the chart, too, lol
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