God i hate spiders...... with a passion.....

I'd rather have spiders in my room than mosquitos

I love house spiders, they get rid of all the damn flies and wasps in my house

For some reason the small one looks scarier than the big one :O

>Be on laptop on bed
>Notice tiny spider on screen, kill it
>Same thing the next night, wtf?
>Next night, kill three tiny spiders on my screen
>"What is this?" Look up, 2 tiny spiders on ceiling, small trail of spiders leading to my posters that hang on my wall "Oh shit."
>Think about noping, but I was feeling froggy
>Grab flashlight and broom
>Start checking behind posters
>Get to James Bond poster (Sean Connery of course)
>See giant shadow on wall
> Pull poster off wall as spider egg sack that was behind poster splits open and tons of baby spiders crawl across my wall
> <MFW
>I survived.

**bizzarenight rolled a random image posted in comment #412 at Growing Up ** more afraid of wood ticks then spiders.. ( the larger ones : size of an average thumb ) had bad experience with them

what are those tiny spiders called

>open bag of Munchies
>start eating Munchies outside
>have to leave momentarily
>set open Munchies bag down
>come back
>continue eating Munchies
>get to bottom of bag
>look inside to see how much is left to eat
>notice spiders trying to find escape from Munchies bag
>have been eating a bag of Munchies and spiders
>still feel like I'm covered in spiders

As soon as I read the title, I felt my skin crawling.
Also, I got a spider bite in my ear last week. I was in the attic looking for my PS1, and I feel something in my ear, I think it's just my hair (I'm a boy, with 3 inch hair.) so I ignore it. The I hear something crawl around, and I freak out, swiping at my ear. A sharp pain, I get the fucker out, and stomp on the bitch, jump out of the hole in my ceiling that led to my attic, twist my ankle when I land, jump down the flight of stairs, and out of the front door whilst taking off my clothes. I run down the street trying to take off my pants, keeping my boxers on, and then rolling around in the middle of the street while swiping at my head, looking like I had just taken bath salts. I walk back home, half naked, and sit in the driveway for a few hours, feeling my skin crawl.
Scariest moment of my life. I'm completely serious that it is the scariest.

Fuckers can be big, AND fast.

I'm more afraid of mosquitoes. You never know which ones could have malaria or West Nile.

**obbichan rolled a random image posted in comment #127 at you ** mfw I get the spiders out of the room for my brother, my boyfriend AND his mom and sister

**dlwnsgur rolled a random image posted in comment #1329 at Tits ** everyone has to fap to this

i guess thats....
<puts on sunglasses>
one unlucky penny

Shitting yourself in
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