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There's a world of difference between this country and America. But it's only a difference of position. A difference of perspective
Conservatism is good but republicans are fucking retarded bigoted assholes.
There I said it
There I said it
And all democrats are Communist, hippie, totalitarian, hypocrites.
And all Libertarians are gun screaming Anarchists
And all Moderates are undecesive idiots
We can put stereotypes on everything. Yes there are some damn retards in the GOP but so are there in all the other parties. You need to look at the individual and not the group.
And all Libertarians are gun screaming Anarchists
And all Moderates are undecesive idiots
We can put stereotypes on everything. Yes there are some damn retards in the GOP but so are there in all the other parties. You need to look at the individual and not the group.
When did the word "conservative" come to mean "totally awesome guy" and the word "liberal" come to mean "retarded gay faggot", regardless of someone's actual political orientation or position regarding a specific issue?
IF THE U.S. COULD HAVE ONLY 1 NATION AS AN ALLY, WHO WOULD IT BE?
give at least some evidence to back up your claim
give at least some evidence to back up your claim
We do NOT have enough to support ourselves if we were embargoed or somehow isolated. Food would be incredibly scarce and it would not take long for us to run out. Sure, we could plant more crops, but the food would run out before the crops are ready for harvest .
The sad fact is many Americans would die, many millions. I don't have an exact figure.
It is the price we might one day pay for being an importer.
The sad fact is many Americans would die, many millions. I don't have an exact figure.
It is the price we might one day pay for being an importer.
What I find funny is you are ALWAYS the first to insult others. Usually a sign of a weak argument. You might want to go look at some statistics and research the food industry in relation to the economy before you make a snap judgement. We import a lot of food, especially seasonal food. We import the most food from Mexico and Canada, We also import 2 billion $ worth from China which only makes up around 3% of the total imports (this was in 2007 and has since grown). We nearly import more food than we export. www.mercurynews.com/opinion/ci_5778826
Around 17% of the food we eat year round is imported from foreign countries. This is a big number. wjltevansville.com/where-does-u-s-food-supply-come-from/
As for other reasons why we would not be able to feed ourselves in the event of isolation, see the below discussion, it covers more variables, all of which are essential to a thriving economy.
Around 17% of the food we eat year round is imported from foreign countries. This is a big number. wjltevansville.com/where-does-u-s-food-supply-come-from/
As for other reasons why we would not be able to feed ourselves in the event of isolation, see the below discussion, it covers more variables, all of which are essential to a thriving economy.
Are you sure about that? The US is the world's largest exporter of food. If we were ever isolated from the world (highly unlikely) we could keep all of that food for ourselves. We probably wouldn't be able to produce certain foods as well due to climate, but improving technology could compensate for that. Also I'm pretty sure the US doesn't currently utilize its farmland to maximum capacity.
Chances are if America were isolated and all its international trade ended, other countries would ultimately suffer more than the US itself.
Chances are if America were isolated and all its international trade ended, other countries would ultimately suffer more than the US itself.
(New Zealand has the most food exports) But we maybe could support ourselves but I think anarchy will break out, causing the government to collapse. But maybe new technology will be discovered/created but if it does it will most likely not be for quite sometime. But the food in America (some of it) is not very healthy and quite a few people in America are obese due to over eating (35.7%.) But if we are isolated and this does happen then I think a new generation will overtake America/Canada; A fend-for-yourself, survival of the fittest scenario will happen.
We export a lot of food, but we do not feed entire populations of foreign countries. If we were cut off from the rest of the world, we would certainly have issues feeding our population. It is much more complicated than food production and reserves.
People still have to BUY food. Isolation means no imports, no exports. Food prices will immediately begin to rise due to lack of product. Because of this, the populace will flock to the stores to buy as much food as they possibly can while the prices are still low. The shelves will empty in less than a day. The trucks that deliver the food take time and when they do arrive, the store will be emptied again. Many people will be too late to the punch and because of the higher demand for food, prices will rise even more. And then consider how many businesses and corporations will lay off workers because they rely on international commerce. This dumps hundreds of thousands, even millions off the workforce and into unemployment, government aided citizens, all of whom will still need to eat and pay their bills. Becoming the world biggest importer of all goods will really bite us in the ass so many different ways in this scenario.
At this point, many will struggle to put food on the table; the 50 million Americans on food stamps will suffer first.
Crops do not grow overnight, they take time. We will be consuming faster than we can grow. Restaurants, fast food chains will close because of high food prices and lower supply. Many people will suffer, many will die of starvation. And it won't just be a lack of food, it will be technology that we have grown to rely on, paper products, EVERYTHING and it will all have a higher price tag.
Suffice to say it would not be a good situation. A country this big, suddenly isolated would not last long.
People still have to BUY food. Isolation means no imports, no exports. Food prices will immediately begin to rise due to lack of product. Because of this, the populace will flock to the stores to buy as much food as they possibly can while the prices are still low. The shelves will empty in less than a day. The trucks that deliver the food take time and when they do arrive, the store will be emptied again. Many people will be too late to the punch and because of the higher demand for food, prices will rise even more. And then consider how many businesses and corporations will lay off workers because they rely on international commerce. This dumps hundreds of thousands, even millions off the workforce and into unemployment, government aided citizens, all of whom will still need to eat and pay their bills. Becoming the world biggest importer of all goods will really bite us in the ass so many different ways in this scenario.
At this point, many will struggle to put food on the table; the 50 million Americans on food stamps will suffer first.
Crops do not grow overnight, they take time. We will be consuming faster than we can grow. Restaurants, fast food chains will close because of high food prices and lower supply. Many people will suffer, many will die of starvation. And it won't just be a lack of food, it will be technology that we have grown to rely on, paper products, EVERYTHING and it will all have a higher price tag.
Suffice to say it would not be a good situation. A country this big, suddenly isolated would not last long.
i don't usually keep up with politics but since obama was reelected has he even done anything or said he's going to do anything about the national debt
YAY OR NAY?
A flat tax, or variations thereof. For example, you pay 20% income tax no matter how much you make, no more no less. No tax breaks for the rich, no tax breaks for the poor.
discuss
A flat tax, or variations thereof. For example, you pay 20% income tax no matter how much you make, no more no less. No tax breaks for the rich, no tax breaks for the poor.
discuss
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byposted (01/31/2013) [-]
My cousin, from Poland, is an "illegal immigrant" in the US. He attempted many times to come here legally, but the immigration system is purposely skewed against Europeans, favoring unskilled Asians.
He has been here for 3 years or so, and is about to depart back to Poland after accumulating enough money to make a good living there.
Compare him to the hoards of mexcrements who shoot eachother in LA and turned that place into a dump...
The sad truth is, the mass hoard of Hispanics are here to stay whether or not the Republicans shame themselves into giving away free citizenship; further putting their status as a first-class party in peril.
Inb4 illegal immigration increases 10 fold once the beans realize that they will get free citizenship
He has been here for 3 years or so, and is about to depart back to Poland after accumulating enough money to make a good living there.
Compare him to the hoards of mexcrements who shoot eachother in LA and turned that place into a dump...
The sad truth is, the mass hoard of Hispanics are here to stay whether or not the Republicans shame themselves into giving away free citizenship; further putting their status as a first-class party in peril.
Inb4 illegal immigration increases 10 fold once the beans realize that they will get free citizenship
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N. Korean citizen (02/01/2013) [-]
I am a mexican and I live in LA puto. I'll fucking kill you.
Nahh, joking, man. But yeah, I am half latino. Me and my family use to live in LA. Fucking bums and gangbangers everywhere. We moved to Canada. Peaceful place. Nice people. Best decision we've ever made.
Nahh, joking, man. But yeah, I am half latino. Me and my family use to live in LA. Fucking bums and gangbangers everywhere. We moved to Canada. Peaceful place. Nice people. Best decision we've ever made.
I think we should crack down on illegal immigrants but make it easier for them to legally immigrate, including some sort of process that helps them register without having to be deported.
America was founded on the idea that this would be a haven for the people of the world; you could come here with a decent chance of making a living without having to worry about persecution because of your beliefs or origin.
If people want to come to "the land of opportunity," it should be easy for them.
More people working = better economy
America was founded on the idea that this would be a haven for the people of the world; you could come here with a decent chance of making a living without having to worry about persecution because of your beliefs or origin.
If people want to come to "the land of opportunity," it should be easy for them.
More people working = better economy
extensive deportation of anyone not here legally including their children.
barbed wire fence, mine fields, and border guards that shoot anyone trying to cross.
too bad that wont happen
a proper fence would be nice, at the very least.
barbed wire fence, mine fields, and border guards that shoot anyone trying to cross.
too bad that wont happen
a proper fence would be nice, at the very least.
land mines are banned under international law - just sayin'
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_mine#Anti-personnel_mine_ban
anyone born in the US is automatically a citizen, even if the parents are illegal so if they are deported, we keep the kid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizenship_Clause
latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/25/what-happens-to-us-born-kids-deported-undocumented-immigrants/
unless you mean that they SHOULD be deported with their parents in order to not break up the family, in which case I agree. But since they are US citizens, they should be allowed back in whenever they're old enough.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_mine#Anti-personnel_mine_ban
anyone born in the US is automatically a citizen, even if the parents are illegal so if they are deported, we keep the kid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizenship_Clause
latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/08/25/what-happens-to-us-born-kids-deported-undocumented-immigrants/
unless you mean that they SHOULD be deported with their parents in order to not break up the family, in which case I agree. But since they are US citizens, they should be allowed back in whenever they're old enough.
I CAN DREAM
but anyway, children born with illegal parents shouldn't have citizenship.
i don't know any other country like this.
try going to mexico illegally, and having a child. they'll imprison you and deport you all the same.
but anyway, children born with illegal parents shouldn't have citizenship.
i don't know any other country like this.
try going to mexico illegally, and having a child. they'll imprison you and deport you all the same.
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CapnInterwebz ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
MFW Iran recently announced that they would treat an attack on Syria as an attack on Iran and Israel just bombed Syria
How many days before WWIII starts, do you think?
How many days before WWIII starts, do you think?
meh... just another middle east conflict
If it somehow did escalate into a world war and the US did get involve (but we'd probably be neutral), we'd probably be on Israel's side because quite frankly, Iran hates us and the US is very close with Israel. The United Nations would probably be on their side too because of the whole nuclear energy thing... Iran would get fucked...
But that's with the off chance that it would go global.
If it somehow did escalate into a world war and the US did get involve (but we'd probably be neutral), we'd probably be on Israel's side because quite frankly, Iran hates us and the US is very close with Israel. The United Nations would probably be on their side too because of the whole nuclear energy thing... Iran would get fucked...
But that's with the off chance that it would go global.
I hate to be Mr. Conspiracy but I just learned this...
"As Congress holds a much-anticipated hearing on gun control, there was a disturbing reminder that gun violence in America never takes a break. It's been reported that Hadiya Pendleton, a 15-year-old girl from Chicago, was gunned down on Tuesday, just days after she performed with her school band at President Obama's inauguration. Pendleton — an honors student, volleyball player, and majorette at King College Prep — was shot at a park just blocks away from her school."
Out of all possible Chicago residents, out of a group on 12 other kids, at that exact moment in a park just a few blocks from school, a lone gun man opened fire, hitting and eventually killing recent public figure that played in the school band at the presidential inauguration? And of course, the gun man is not yet found...
And all this just before a political hearing that could possibly decide the future of our gun laws?
Too many coincidences for me. This does not feel right in my gut.
"As Congress holds a much-anticipated hearing on gun control, there was a disturbing reminder that gun violence in America never takes a break. It's been reported that Hadiya Pendleton, a 15-year-old girl from Chicago, was gunned down on Tuesday, just days after she performed with her school band at President Obama's inauguration. Pendleton — an honors student, volleyball player, and majorette at King College Prep — was shot at a park just blocks away from her school."
Out of all possible Chicago residents, out of a group on 12 other kids, at that exact moment in a park just a few blocks from school, a lone gun man opened fire, hitting and eventually killing recent public figure that played in the school band at the presidential inauguration? And of course, the gun man is not yet found...
And all this just before a political hearing that could possibly decide the future of our gun laws?
Too many coincidences for me. This does not feel right in my gut.
every one of these conspiracy theories can be easily shot down.
it's not even worth it to me to argue about it.
government is inherently evil, but i'm not going to believe it's to the point of killing children, or really anyone for political gain.
it's not even worth it to me to argue about it.
government is inherently evil, but i'm not going to believe it's to the point of killing children, or really anyone for political gain.
Yes that is what I am saying. There are too many coincidences that happened to line up just right.
I know Chicago is violent, I know murder is is far from being abnormal there. But too many coincidences in this scenario. It is fine if you don't believe me, but don't dismiss the idea just because I am calling it a government conspiracy. The government is not above sacrifice of their own citizens to push specific agendas forward.
I know Chicago is violent, I know murder is is far from being abnormal there. But too many coincidences in this scenario. It is fine if you don't believe me, but don't dismiss the idea just because I am calling it a government conspiracy. The government is not above sacrifice of their own citizens to push specific agendas forward.
What's more delicious? Conservative or Liberal tears?
I prefer the latter, but politically speaking I'm not really anything well-defined.
I prefer the latter, but politically speaking I'm not really anything well-defined.
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theshadowed (01/30/2013) [-]
What type of party do you think would make a better government?
Right Wing Parties, or Left Wing Parties?
Right Wing Parties, or Left Wing Parties?
what is this board? a gathering for marxist idiots to circlejerk to a picture of obama fucking a donkey? sheesh.