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Even if they had the ability to reach America, which is highly unlikely, America's advanced missile defense would intercept that fucker long before it reached anything significant, and yes, you can bet your sweet ass America would be dragged into a war if NK had the balls to lob a nuke at anyone.
How accurate does this analogy sound?
N. Korea - A spoiled child
Iran - NK's irresponsible best friend
Chine - NK's parents who continue to give it what it wants and lets it do its own thing
S. Korea - NK's older brother who has moved out and got it's life together
Japan - The neighbor who constantly has to put up with NK's shenanigans
Russia - The city mayor
America - The local citizen who NK keeps throwing rocks at and is about to file a restraining order
N. Korea - A spoiled child
Iran - NK's irresponsible best friend
Chine - NK's parents who continue to give it what it wants and lets it do its own thing
S. Korea - NK's older brother who has moved out and got it's life together
Japan - The neighbor who constantly has to put up with NK's shenanigans
Russia - The city mayor
America - The local citizen who NK keeps throwing rocks at and is about to file a restraining order
Here's another:
"We think we need to come to a point where no country will have any nuclear weapons," Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast told a weekly news conference when asked about the test. "All weapons of mass destruction and nuclear arms need to be destroyed." - www.jpost.com/International/As-world-slams-N-Korea-Iran-urges-disarmament
"We think we need to come to a point where no country will have any nuclear weapons," Iranian Foreign Ministry Spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast told a weekly news conference when asked about the test. "All weapons of mass destruction and nuclear arms need to be destroyed." - www.jpost.com/International/As-world-slams-N-Korea-Iran-urges-disarmament
Iran has publically disavowed North Korea, in what reality are they "friends"?
"Cliff Kupchan, an Iran specialist at the Eurasia Group, a Washington-based consulting firm, said that Iran does not want to be viewed as an “irrational cult state” like North Korea"- www.nytimes.com/2013/04/06/world/middleeast/talks-resume-on-curbing-irans -nuclear-program.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
"Cliff Kupchan, an Iran specialist at the Eurasia Group, a Washington-based consulting firm, said that Iran does not want to be viewed as an “irrational cult state” like North Korea"- www.nytimes.com/2013/04/06/world/middleeast/talks-resume-on-curbing-irans -nuclear-program.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0
N. Korea - The disowned child from the rich family.
Iran - Only friend of N.Korea also disowned
China - Estranged uncle who empathizes with N.Korea
S. Korea - N. Koreas spoiled brother who gets money for being S. kOREA
Japan. N. Koreas abusive former caretaker
Russia. Father of N. Korea doesn't care about him anymore no longer gives money
America - Guy who keeps waving his dick around Korea beat up N. Korea and throwing money at every other country and stealing N. Koreas food at night.
FTFY in accordance to history.
Iran - Only friend of N.Korea also disowned
China - Estranged uncle who empathizes with N.Korea
S. Korea - N. Koreas spoiled brother who gets money for being S. kOREA
Japan. N. Koreas abusive former caretaker
Russia. Father of N. Korea doesn't care about him anymore no longer gives money
America - Guy who keeps waving his dick around Korea beat up N. Korea and throwing money at every other country and stealing N. Koreas food at night.
FTFY in accordance to history.
Okay seeing as this is the only board i can do this on. I have a paper on politics and long story short my idea is that we need a third party in US congress (I used the libertarian party as an example). Now i remember seeing people on the internet (here, 4chan, etc.) saying that we do need a 3rd party but i cant exactly remember the reason for it. Any help?
Only 2 parties doesn't adequately represent the opinions of the majority. The two parties have radically different views and there is almost no middle ground so when laws pass, there will be 50% of people who are satisfied but not happy, 49% who are very unhappy, and only 1% who actually like the bill. With more parties, people have more options and so it's not all black or white; you can have a government that people actually like, unlike our current congress which has something like a 90% disapproval rate.
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feelythefeel (04/11/2013) [-]
Republicanism: The art of hating gay people and accepting the body (And blood) of a man into their bodies at the same time.
When a group of southerners want to defend their 'right' to discriminate against black people, that is intolerance. When a dickhead wants to deny someone the right to marry for their bigoted purposes, that is intolerance. There is no arguing around that. Homophobia, especially with regard to equality, is not a matter of 'opinion'. Everything isn't as simple as Coke vs Pepsi.
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N. Korean citizen (04/13/2013) [-]
Even if you're not a southern redneck, you'll still be branded as something for disagreeing. Heck, you don't even have to be a Republican for that.
Have a problem with illegal immigration and want to fix it? TOO BAD, YOU'RE A RACIST!
Against excessive and out-of-control welfare spending? YOU'RE AN EVIL RACIST WHO HATES THE POOR.
Want to keep the government limited in size and keep it from having too much power? YOU'RE A GOVERNMENT-HATING ANARCHIST.
Don't get me wrong, the Republicans love branding people too, but at least they don't have a self-righteous attitude and pretend to want a world of love and tolerance and then do a 180 when hearing an opposing opinion.
Have a problem with illegal immigration and want to fix it? TOO BAD, YOU'RE A RACIST!
Against excessive and out-of-control welfare spending? YOU'RE AN EVIL RACIST WHO HATES THE POOR.
Want to keep the government limited in size and keep it from having too much power? YOU'RE A GOVERNMENT-HATING ANARCHIST.
Don't get me wrong, the Republicans love branding people too, but at least they don't have a self-righteous attitude and pretend to want a world of love and tolerance and then do a 180 when hearing an opposing opinion.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iran/9985757/Iranian-scient ist-claims-to-have-invented-time-machine.html
We need jokes now!
We need jokes now!
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pebar (04/11/2013) [-]
Time travel has already been proven by experiment and it is not that....
You can make the time around you go faster which basically allows you to travel into the future. As the diagram shows, there are different paths events can take place; this is a result of the wave nature of every particle. The motion of subatomic particles is determined by probability, not cause and effect, so pretty much anything can happen. The multi-verse theory comes from the fact that since the dawn of the universe, every event could take one path; each path would then have its own set of paths and so on. Schrodinger's cat was a way to try to explain this. The cat in the sealed box may be killed by a particle that has a 50% chance of doing something. If it happens, the cat dies, if not the cat survives. This uncertainty comes from the nature of the universe, not form any outside influence, therefore it is impossible to know what happen so it can be treated as both. Saying you can look into the future without going there is like saying you can know what happened in the box without checking.
tl;dr - According to quantum mechanics, the future is a blur, even if you know the motion of every particle because time is not based on cause and effect (inb4 timey wimey).
You can make the time around you go faster which basically allows you to travel into the future. As the diagram shows, there are different paths events can take place; this is a result of the wave nature of every particle. The motion of subatomic particles is determined by probability, not cause and effect, so pretty much anything can happen. The multi-verse theory comes from the fact that since the dawn of the universe, every event could take one path; each path would then have its own set of paths and so on. Schrodinger's cat was a way to try to explain this. The cat in the sealed box may be killed by a particle that has a 50% chance of doing something. If it happens, the cat dies, if not the cat survives. This uncertainty comes from the nature of the universe, not form any outside influence, therefore it is impossible to know what happen so it can be treated as both. Saying you can look into the future without going there is like saying you can know what happened in the box without checking.
tl;dr - According to quantum mechanics, the future is a blur, even if you know the motion of every particle because time is not based on cause and effect (inb4 timey wimey).
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N. Korean citizen (04/11/2013) [-]
Anyone else think we should just kick Kim Jong Un's fat ass and get this silly farce over with?
the problem is escalation, N.Korea attacks S.Korea, US and S.Korea launch joint retaliatory strikes against N.Korea, China backs N.Korea, Russia backs China and HEY PRESTO total global nuclear conflict, That being said, China is getting a bbit pissed off with N.Korea so things might end well.
From the looks of things, North Korea is a liability for any ally they have. They're needlessly inflammatory, in need of constant aid, and generally aren't looked kindly upon by the rest of the world. Unless somebody was actively trying to wage war with the rest of the world, they wouldn't touch that shit with a 39 1/2" pole.
Russia places 'strategic' Nuclear Weapons in Cuba
dcclothesline.wordpress.com/2013/02/13/as-russians-re-install-nuclear-weapons-threat-in-cuba-obama-continues-to-be-wrapped-up-in-his-own-version-of-reality/
dcclothesline.wordpress.com/2013/02/13/as-russians-re-install-nuclear-weapons-threat-in-cuba-obama-continues-to-be-wrapped-up-in-his-own-version-of-reality/
looks like the gun legislation will be voted on tomorrow morning
meanwhile...
the lt gov of north dakota will be coming to my law class to speak tomorrow and I feel like this could be a good opportunity to voice my opposition to the recklessness of the state government regarding abortion
meanwhile...
the lt gov of north dakota will be coming to my law class to speak tomorrow and I feel like this could be a good opportunity to voice my opposition to the recklessness of the state government regarding abortion
North Dakota just passed the nations strictest abortion laws which ban abortion at about 6 week or when a heartbeat can be detected. It is designed specifically, and they've admitted this, to test the boundaries of Roe v Wade. They knew there would a storm of lawsuits after this but they have only just recently set aside money to defend it. As far as I know, nothing has been done to prepare for the wave of unwanted children who chances are will go neglected because the parent could not be handle the responsibility. There is a theory (which I agree with) that allowing abortions reduces crime because having to care for a child when you don't have the ability reduces the standard of living for the parent and the child. This child has a greater chance of turning to crime due to either desperation or bad parenting. Most woman don't even know they're pregnant before the deadline so they have this responsibility forced upon them without even a chance. Furthermore, state funding has been cut off to any organization that defends abortion rights. In many cases, these organizations try to encourage safe sex so that the pregnancy never takes places thus removing the need for an abortion. But it seems parents don't like the government talking to kids about safe sex because quite frankly we are a very religious state (which is not bad, I'm just saying).
tl;dr - We're unprepared to deal with the consequences that will come of this.
tl;dr - We're unprepared to deal with the consequences that will come of this.
So whats the current happening level of the whole N.K kerfuffle
The usual, NK makes threats, while SK warns for the imminent war. Personally, I want the North Korean government to be overthrown as soon as possible, feudalism was supposed to be more than over by now, and the North Korean state feudalism is just as bad or even worse than the feudalism of centuries ago.
www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/04/08/peta-plans-to-fly-drones-that-would-stalk-hunters
Things to consider:
1) limited range
like a few hundred yards, if the drone is near you, you're near the guy flying it. Go find him, & confront the fucker.
2) limited loiter
they're designed to hoist a camera into the air for a few minutes to get a shot or two. They aren't going to be up there long so if you spot it, just wait it out and he'll have to bring it down soon enough.
3) Wireless video feed
Usually these things run on the 2.4Ghz or 5Ghz frequency. Wonder how hard it would be to jam them? If they can't see then the whole operation is pointless.
4) FAA regs
It's a gray area but the FAA has been trying to outlaw these things. Ordinarily I'd tell the FAA to go fuck itself but in this case it might be a good idea to give them a call, maybe even document the case, get a license plate number & see if you can get them fined.
A few $100,000 fines will make them think twice before doing this again.
Things to consider:
1) limited range
like a few hundred yards, if the drone is near you, you're near the guy flying it. Go find him, & confront the fucker.
2) limited loiter
they're designed to hoist a camera into the air for a few minutes to get a shot or two. They aren't going to be up there long so if you spot it, just wait it out and he'll have to bring it down soon enough.
3) Wireless video feed
Usually these things run on the 2.4Ghz or 5Ghz frequency. Wonder how hard it would be to jam them? If they can't see then the whole operation is pointless.
4) FAA regs
It's a gray area but the FAA has been trying to outlaw these things. Ordinarily I'd tell the FAA to go fuck itself but in this case it might be a good idea to give them a call, maybe even document the case, get a license plate number & see if you can get them fined.
A few $100,000 fines will make them think twice before doing this again.
or keep shooting them down.
it may not be the best course of action, but it's damn funny.
thetandd.com/animal-rights-group-says-drone-shot-down/article_017a720a-56ce-11e1-afc4-001871e3ce6c.html
it may not be the best course of action, but it's damn funny.
thetandd.com/animal-rights-group-says-drone-shot-down/article_017a720a-56ce-11e1-afc4-001871e3ce6c.html
i cited an instance in which it happened.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
no one is dumb enough to try shooting a drone with a rifle.
maybe you would have that idea, but anyone who took a hunters safety class knows better.
most hunting is done with shotguns.
Never underestimate human stupidity. Never provoke human stupidity. Always oppose PETA.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
If I can find any excuse, no matter how contrived or improbable it may be, I will use it. Fuck PETA. I support the ethical treatment of animals, but their methods are rather... ineffectual and sometimes counter-productive.
Yes.
Basically people are allowed to live as they see fit.
Most modern cultures have this now too but America is a tiny bit different because of the way our legal system works and the history of our government.
America was founded on the idea that the people are supreme. The authority of the government comes from the people and therefore the people reserve the right to take away that power. Also, in our legal system, both sides have rules they have to follow. Our courts are adversarial, meaning it's one side against another. In the a criminal case, it's the accused vs the government. Law enforcement has to prove that the criminal is guilty, if not then the criminal goes free. During this process, the government is restricted on what it can do. For example, police cannot just randomly search through your stuff. Even if they find something and you both know beyond any doubt that you committed a crime, you could not be prosecuted because the government broke the rules. Dangerous people do go free because of this but that's a small price to pay to keep the government in check.
Basically people are allowed to live as they see fit.
Most modern cultures have this now too but America is a tiny bit different because of the way our legal system works and the history of our government.
America was founded on the idea that the people are supreme. The authority of the government comes from the people and therefore the people reserve the right to take away that power. Also, in our legal system, both sides have rules they have to follow. Our courts are adversarial, meaning it's one side against another. In the a criminal case, it's the accused vs the government. Law enforcement has to prove that the criminal is guilty, if not then the criminal goes free. During this process, the government is restricted on what it can do. For example, police cannot just randomly search through your stuff. Even if they find something and you both know beyond any doubt that you committed a crime, you could not be prosecuted because the government broke the rules. Dangerous people do go free because of this but that's a small price to pay to keep the government in check.
Almost the 10th...We could wake up to a electrically dead world tomorrow. And I didn't ever build a faraday cage to protect any electronics.
I just wanna know something. It seems funnyjunk has a good chunk of conservatives, why is that? I'm not looking for thumbs or anything, i'm just opening up a discussion for people on their political/economic/environmental views.
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N. Korean citizen (04/10/2013) [-]
I've never been to into politics, so excuse me for not knowing.
What's it called when a person doesn't associate with any government liking and prefers to do whatever they feel like?
What's it called when a person doesn't associate with any government liking and prefers to do whatever they feel like?