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#37659 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #37660 to #37659 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
Fat ben
130 up, 44 down
Fat ben is a sorry attempt for becoming an internet meme
known to be constantly spread around funnyjunk.com

#37695 to #37660 - repostsrepost (06/27/2013) [-]
definition two: "Fat Ben is the extremely fat guy in the movie Fat Ben (1987). He lives a life of rejection and dies a virgin, however when he is reborn as an unfat person he turns out to be homosexual and lives another life of rejection but not so much virginity."
#37662 to #37660 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #37663 to #37662 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
so I've heard
#37658 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled user danielzanotti ** JUST STEPPED IN FAT BEN'S POOP!!!!!!!

#37657 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
NOTHING CAN STOP THE FAT BEN'S POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#37656 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
#37655 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
#37609 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #37614 to #37609 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
I think "liberal" is very offensive to real liberals who also hate the bastardize sect in America that claims to be liberal....
User avatar #37665 to #37614 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
Come to Australia, pebar. Our Liberals are neoliberals who will now probably lose the election! Three cheers for progress, comrade!
User avatar #37671 to #37665 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
The moment you said private property is bad you lost all hope of converting me to communism.
Also, I like the cold climate here. It keeps the creepy crawlies away.
User avatar #37672 to #37671 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
We can move to Sydney together - gets pretty cold there. I'll go and join the national branch of the Communist Party, you can join the Liberal Party. This sounds like the background to a great sitcom!
User avatar #37673 to #37672 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
Here in America, if you give up your citizenship, you can never by a gun again.
User avatar #37675 to #37673 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
Is that because of the whole 'you have to swear allegiance to the revolution' thing that happened after the revolutionary war?

I don't judge you for wanting to stay, then.
User avatar #37678 to #37675 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
no idea but probably something like that
User avatar #37679 to #37678 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
Interesting article, I read that in. Talked about the history of US gun control, and how it was racially motivated at times (Black Panthers, etc).
User avatar #37684 to #37679 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
A lot of the first laws had to do with slave control.
User avatar #37685 to #37684 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
If you're interested, I found it when looking for a different article:

User avatar #37677 to #37675 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
Italtics were supposed to be small.
User avatar #37650 to #37614 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Its like everything the fucking touch they change the name of. Environmental movement use to try to find solution with capitalism now its all "Capitalism is evil and destroys everything."

It seems libtards and liberal fag related are just Euro-fag loving hippies. They want the US to be Europe rather than moving there and having to dealing all the disadvantages of their system that don't care about anyone rights but is just statism at it's core.
#37670 to #37650 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
See, that's annoying. They claim to hate capitalism, but they don't really. So long as they have a high minimum wage, free healthcare and all those other goodies, they're content. They're content to let capitalism continue to ravage the rest of the world. Liberals are scum. Pic related.
User avatar #37694 to #37670 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
isn't strange that it is we are so extremist that our extremes don't bother either of us. But that fucking middle ground we hate more than each other?
User avatar #37697 to #37694 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
At least you and I know where each other stand.

An interesting text a friend just gave me:

The petty bourgeoisie as a class, therefore, is wavering. The interests of two classes, said Marx, are “simultaneously blunted” in it. That means that the petty bourgeoisie cannot be as consistently counter-revolutionary as the big bourgeoisie, but it cannot be as consistently with the revolution, as is the proletariat. The petty bourgeoisie is afraid of the big bourgeoisie but it is also afraid of the revolution. Some sections of the petty bourgeoisie are attracted to the revolution which represents their future interests, but they shrink before the sharp line of the revolutionary struggle. Fundamentally they would like to have class peace, because nothing is more dear to the heart of the petty bourgeoisie than social peace. However, they feel that social peace means their own doom. Therefore, when the proletariat develops a strong revolutionary movement, many petty-bourgeois elements are irresistibly drawn to the revolutionary camp, only in turn to denounce its “extremes”, and to don “extreme Left” masks itself. They are finding fault with the existing capitalist system, but they are also finding fault with the Revolution and its leaders. Not being truly revolutionary, being able only to be led by the Revolution, they often develop an immense conceit. They think of themselves as the “only” and “real” revolutionists. They denounce the real revolutionist as “dogmatic” and “narrow”. - www.marxists.org/archive/olgin/1935/trotskyism/03.htm

That's essentially the liberals we're talking of.
User avatar #37702 to #37697 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Someone red thumbed you I thumbed you back up.
User avatar #37700 to #37697 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
We hate them because of their socialist nature in the creation of the all power state where government and business are tightly bonded and interconnected while creating solutions to problems that do not exist. They seek to destroy any institution that threatens it where it be faith, business or the people themselves. They seek to destroy capitalism in change for the cult of the state where rights are balanced against duty. Where the evils that government finds necessary are excused like you would excuse a child who knows not what he does. They seek equality but do not know what the word means only their victim hood.

When they try to destroy capitalism they are trying to destroy big business but enjoy and love small business so they punish those who by their capital, hard work, wit and skill have succeeded but favor those who are weak and inefficient relying on the state to make up the difference by force and theft. They do not want to grow, dream, or take a step forward to advance society but to remain primitive forever. They also blame capitalism for industry but ignore that industry is necessary in all things of advancement of the people. That they think that things done in sake of altruism is better even if the same sin is committed in the name of greed. The act does not bother them. Only the reasons.

They are a people who alone would whither and die. They have no sense of self only we.

That and they take emotional responses to logical problems.
User avatar #37739 to #37700 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
Almost forgot to respond.

Tight bonds between government and private business isn't socialism - it's a mere reshuffling of capitalism. They don't seek to destroy capitalism at all, merely recreate it with a humane mask.
User avatar #37759 to #37739 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
The businesses that they don't eliminate they bond with.
User avatar #37816 to #37759 - oxan (06/28/2013) [-]
Still not socialism.
User avatar #38415 to #37816 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/30/2013) [-]
Well these aren't socialist they are lazy socialist
User avatar #37692 to #37670 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
I love that post.

Tell them that a man is suffering or something is unfair (whether or not its true) and that someone that they will never meet benefits from said suffering and you can brainwash them to do anything.
They are like Hitler bringing out a lazy emotional response to a logical problem and judgement of values.
#37661 to #37650 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
Almost like a King Midas of idiocy.
User avatar #37693 to #37661 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/27/2013) [-]
Right on Anon.
Right on.
#37647 to #37614 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
How can one see what is the true liberal and the bastards?
User avatar #37652 to #37647 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
real liberals want liberty
fake liberals want big government to solve all their problems
#37571 - walkingdisaster (06/26/2013) [-]
Suck it DOMA
Suck it DOMA
#37566 - CapnInterwebz (06/26/2013) [-]
>Prop 8 dead   
>DOMA dead   
>Texas abortion-banning bill filibustered    
>Australian gov't attempts to pay Japan to quit whale hunting   
Thoughts on any/all of this?
>Prop 8 dead
>DOMA dead
>Texas abortion-banning bill filibustered
>Australian gov't attempts to pay Japan to quit whale hunting

Thoughts on any/all of this?
User avatar #37667 to #37566 - oxan (06/27/2013) [-]
>Paying Japan to quit whale hunting

Er, the Japanese fleets are entering Australian territorial waters. Should just have our navy patrol it.
User avatar #37674 to #37667 - CapnInterwebz (06/27/2013) [-]
I hadn't heard that part. I agree with you, patrol it and force them out.
User avatar #37642 to #37566 - arisaka (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm okay with all of this
#37629 to #37566 - maddboiy (06/26/2013) [-]
im happy that gay's are getting equal marriage rights
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User avatar #37585 to #37583 - teoberry (06/26/2013) [-]
The Texan one got overturned, thank God
#37598 to #37585 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
>thank God
I just noticed this, disappointing
I thought you understood that just because you don't agree with homosexuality doesn't mean you can take away there rights
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User avatar #37601 to #37600 - teoberry (06/26/2013) [-]
I was talking about abortion.......
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User avatar #37587 to #37586 - teoberry (06/26/2013) [-]
It was for a few hours, then it was illegal again
User avatar #37572 to #37566 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Okay I guess (Even though I sent in filibuster writings)
lol good luck Australia.
User avatar #37568 to #37566 - teoberry (06/26/2013) [-]
>Prop 8
It got passed, right? If so, I obviously don't like it. But as long as they're not forced to marry in a Church, I guess I'm fine with it
>DOMA dead
It got overturned, so I'm glad. If they managed to get abortion there, they could basically get it anywhere
Know nothing of it
User avatar #37569 to #37568 - teoberry (06/26/2013) [-]
Shit, I messed up. gay marriage was illegal, then the government stepped in. I'm not happy
#37570 to #37569 - valeriya (06/26/2013) [-]
gay marriage was illegal thanks to prior governments, then more government stepped in to solve the problem of government.
User avatar #37565 - fuckya (06/26/2013) [-]
Is it just me, or did the Politics board change? A lot? I know I haven't been here for a while but it looks less organized than when I started lurking.
User avatar #37562 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #37608 to #37562 - Shiny (06/26/2013) [-]
Lol'd at the top comment. Cool video, though.
User avatar #37646 to #37608 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
Yup Yup.
User avatar #37559 - eight (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't know where else to post this, so I thought here would be good.

Anyway, WTF!

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User avatar #37688 to #37559 - teoberry (06/27/2013) [-]
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#37532 to #37529 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
I think you mean 'hay', m'dear.

Anyway, I'm not incredibly trusting of this source, but I wouldn't be surprised. It's long been known that Golden Dawn has contacts within the police, for a start.

I must say, I'm not pleased with the source at all. It's taking a clear class issue and replacing it with identity politics. This sort of shit fuels parties like GD and damages class solidarity.
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User avatar #37553 to #37535 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
This might be of interest:

"Golden Dawn and similar formations cannot be dealt with by blurred “anti-fascist” formations allied to_ forces of capital which nurture this phenomenon._ It will be substantially and effectively dealt with by the rise of the class organization and struggle. It will be isolated by the organizations of labour and people’s movement; it will be weakened through the activity and strengthening of the People’s Alliance; it will vanish with the overthrow of the capitalist system that reproduces it. There is already some relevant initial experience accumulated in this regard."

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Note the added italics.
User avatar #37554 to #37553 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Since I fucked up the italics, here's the part I was talking about: forces of capital which nurture this phenomenon.
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User avatar #37539 to #37535 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Don't expect much. The blame the immigrants line only goes so far. KKE needs to pick up their game, that's all I know.
#37543 to #37539 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Oh, and I forgot to mention, the Turkish military would obliterate the Hellenic Armed Forces.

Pic kinda related
User avatar #37520 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Kevin Rudd won. The Ruddinator for King!

Eh, at least it's not Abbott.
User avatar #37526 to #37520 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
and at least Gillard didn't win
User avatar #37527 to #37526 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Considering how well the Coalition was going into the election, I was willing to turn to the Greens.
User avatar #37528 to #37527 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
hopefully this'll turn it around now, might see another labor win
User avatar #37530 to #37528 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
You know what? With all the talk of 'European-style austerity', I'm kind of hoping the Coalition wins now. Maybe we'll see some long overdue rise in revolutionary movements.
User avatar #37531 to #37530 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
What type of revolutionary movements would we see with a Coalition goverment?
User avatar #37533 to #37531 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Not with, but as a result of the fuck ups the Coalition will undoubtedly oversee. Maybe, just maybe, if we let them destroy our economy, then people will finally begin to develop class consciousness.
User avatar #37534 to #37533 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
thats placing a fair bit of faith in the people, but that might work
User avatar #37536 to #37534 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
With our latent racism, maybe you're right. We could very well begin to see a repeat of what Greece is experiencing. Or the long history of trade unions and our supposedly 'egalitarian' nature prevails. Who knows.
User avatar #37537 to #37536 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
Ohgod I'd rather not see a repeat of greece
User avatar #37538 to #37537 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
I heard Golden Dawn's looking to expand into Australia.
User avatar #37540 to #37538 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
I just looked that up.
Not sure how to feel about that.
User avatar #37541 to #37540 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how nationalist Greek Australians are, to be honest. I expect it'll be an angsty youth thing. Ironically, it's generally the angsty youth stuff when it comes to immigrants causing trouble in the first place.
User avatar #37542 to #37541 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
Hmm, thats true.
User avatar #37544 to #37542 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
And Indigenous Australians, too, while we're at it. Elders are generally quite good people, but the youth have a chip on their shoulder. Seriously disrupts any attempt at reconciliation and progress.
User avatar #37545 to #37544 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
Not all youth are, but yeah a lot of them seem to be like that.
User avatar #37548 to #37545 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Of course, not all youth. A good friend is Indigenous and, while he admittedly has a poor work ethic, he's in no way a trouble maker. I associate with a number if Indigenous Australians, and they're very pleasant. Of course, I've had my fair share of unpleasant encounters, but they're issues to be worked on.
User avatar #37551 to #37548 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
To be honest, I haven't really had may encounters with Indigenous Australians myself, but the ones I've interacted with have generally been decent people. Ah well, I guess with any group you're gonna get the good and the bad.
#37516 - valeriya (06/26/2013) [-]
So Russia has the moral high ground for once, I'm not quite how this happened.
User avatar #37518 to #37516 - odio (06/26/2013) [-]
my favorite thing about this story is the reason why they didnt arrest him in hong kong:
"HK Sec of Justice Rimsky Yuen explained the U.S did not specify the "J" in Edward J Snowden whether it is Joseph or James in their papers."
#37499 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
Is there really anything wrong with postnatal abortion? Why or why not?
User avatar #37582 to #37499 - Ruspanic (06/26/2013) [-]
Post-natal as in after the baby is born? Yes, that's murder. You have as much right to kill a child as it does to kill you.
User avatar #37510 to #37499 - Shiny (06/26/2013) [-]
Because then it's been born. The point of abortion is to remove the little blob from your body before it becomes a person.
User avatar #37505 to #37499 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
I think even the most "liberal" women's-rights activist would agree that it's wrong to abort a child after it has already been born.........
#37727 to #37505 - anonymous (06/27/2013) [-]
I didn't ask who thinks it's wrong, I asked why it's wrong.
User avatar #37738 to #37727 - pebar (06/27/2013) [-]
because it's killing a baby....
User avatar #37502 to #37499 - byposted (06/26/2013) [-]
What was the fetus ceases to be a dependent, becoming an independent. The Texas law puts the abortion limit at 20 weeks, at which time the fetus has a 70% of surviving outside the wound. I would call it an independent at that point, although early birth is undesirable.

The libertarians seem divided on this one. Woman lolbergs mumble, "muh body muttafugga," while the fat neckbeard GOP-types drivel on about human rights. Hopefully this will split the latter into more solidified territory.
User avatar #37504 to #37502 - byposted (06/26/2013) [-]
To expand, killing an independent cannot be disputed as murder.
#37487 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]

So, our former PM Kevin Rudd is now running for the leadership position of the Australian Labor Party, our current governing party. If he loses, and PM Julia Gillard remains party leader, the ALP will be destroyed come the election later this year. But if Rudd wins, then the ALP has a real chance at winning this election.

Ladies and gents, Australia just got interesting.
User avatar #37517 to #37487 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
hell yeah oxan rudd won
User avatar #37523 to #37517 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
10/10 would not purge.
User avatar #37522 to #37517 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
I love him. He's adorable.
User avatar #37514 to #37487 - jadewest (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #37512 to #37487 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
the labor party is the far left one, correct?
User avatar #37525 to #37512 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Social democrats. But in less of an extreme way.

Although I've heard that National Labor Students, a student politics faction at USYD, is extreme in the way we hate. From my friend in at USYD: "So basically imagine tumblr identity politics meshed with backstabbing meshed with the most atrocious illogical arguments you've ever seen."

So NLS had a split, resulting in SLS (Sydney Labor Students, I think) forming. By all standards, NLS was bad. Excusing female genital mutilation because of cultural relativism, looking to ban the word 'cut' (as in, 'so and so has been cut from the list') because it's too 'triggering'. Crazy shit, man.

According to my SLS friend, there's even people that assert socialism is a method for straight, white men (because the working class is traditionally straight, white men) to gain 'privilege'.

I just had to share.
User avatar #37519 to #37512 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
>Far Left

Er, no. They're moderate centre-leftists.
#37507 to #37487 - byposted (06/26/2013) [-]
>Modern Democracy
True men can never rise to the top, only wymyn and plastic products shelved by the institutionalized authority of the state.
User avatar #37524 to #37507 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
I'd comfort you with the fact that Rudd won, but I have a feeling you'd be more content with Gillard and the consequent domination by Abbott in the coming election. It did go viral, so you may or may have not heard, but Gillard slammed Abbott as a misogynist in a pretty decent speech.
#37506 to #37487 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, my penis distracted me. What now?
#37478 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
are ther niggers/kikes/spics/yellow people on this board.., or mongrel? or is it just white racists or white antiracists who dont no shit
User avatar #37561 to #37478 - fuckya (06/26/2013) [-]
>Be black
>Be on internet too long
>Dislike black people a little
#37476 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
this board is surprisingly quiet considering whats going on right now
User avatar #37508 to #37476 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
are you referring to the upcoming supreme court ruling on gay marriage?
User avatar #37509 to #37508 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
and the zimmerman case?
#37482 to #37476 - anonymous (06/26/2013) [-]
bord busy sucking cock ahahaha
User avatar #37466 - undeadwill ONLINE (06/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37448 - eight (06/26/2013) [-]
Here is a scenario and apparently it is real:

You've been in foreclosure for some time.
Suddenly the police arrive along with several bank officials, serve you a warrant and order you and your family to immediately leave the premises without being able to collect any of your things, including the clothes in your closet and drawers. And you are told that everything will be auctioned off, you will never see your belongings again.

I have heard of the standard one month notice, three day notice and 24 hour notice, but never this and without being given the opportunity to collect your belongings.

What would you do if this happened to you and your family? Is it even legal or is it an abuse of the system?
User avatar #37470 to #37448 - pebar (06/26/2013) [-]
That's outlandish, it's the house they're after. It's total bullshit if the bank has the authority to take your belongings.
User avatar #37549 to #37470 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
If I recall correctly, there were cases in which families simply left everything in their house when they were evicted. I think they may have been purchased on credit they couldn't pay back but it's truly heartbreaking.
User avatar #37547 to #37470 - eight (06/26/2013) [-]
Apparently this happened and continues to happen, especially in Florida. I am facing a foreclosure at the moment, have been since like 2009.
User avatar #37550 to #37547 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
How's the housing market in the US nowadays? Is it still shit so the banks can't even sell the houses they evict people from?
User avatar #37555 to #37550 - eight (06/26/2013) [-]
Its different in other states, but here in Florida if you drive down any street, there is going to be a foreclosure sign or a for sale sign in the yards of almost half of the houses.

It would seem, for us, going on 4 years now, that foreclosures have come to a standstill. Some people are getting kicked out quickly, some people are staying in there homes, like us, for years without paying. Although it isn't through lack of trying. BOA won't accept any payment unless it is the full payment of whatever your behind in. They won't work with anyone, they won't refinance. Your options are to declare bankruptcy, short sale(and it never gets sold), or foreclosure.

BOA is caught up in so many lawsuits and criminal charges that I guess they don't have much time to handle real estate and they certainly don't want to sell it when it is only worth 25% of the pre-2008 market value. Our house dropped from 170k to 40k; I think its only still only 45k.
User avatar #37556 to #37555 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Truly a pity. I wish you well, eight. It's the bank's fault in the first place. They should have no right to remove you from your home.
User avatar #37557 to #37556 - eight (06/26/2013) [-]
I thank you. I might have to start a revolution if they do. lmao.
#37558 to #37557 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
Solidarity, comrade! ^.^
User avatar #37449 to #37448 - oxan (06/26/2013) [-]
There'd be a ruckus. Wouldn't be expecting any help from neighbours like I've seen before in the US, but there'd be a ruckus. Everything in this house has been paid for. It's not being paid off to the bank.
User avatar #37546 to #37449 - eight (06/26/2013) [-]
I agree. They would have to take me by force before I ever willingly accept to leave.
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