evenin' user i do not know

where did you go?
and how the fuck is typhlosion surfing?

New Mexico
I don't know

Hey i just met you
and im crazy
get in the van
or i'll stab you

Good.

maleria is indeed a bitch

It certainly sounds terrible.

FOOL You are of what?

first time visiting the thread? Challenge the FunnyJunk league

Thumbs down again?

Umbreon

That one that evolves from eevee

vaporeon

look at this adorable little fucker
glaceon is a close second

Umbreon

tie between glaceon and leafeon

Hai

Vaporeon or Espeon

Vaporeon or Jolteon or Umbreon.

The rules are just a joke
grow up and learn how to take one

well it's not a funny one

why would we even need rules

Idunno.

Its ok bby, we don't need them.

**rokkarokkaali rolls 5,082** nah m8 hes dead

**laclosa rolls 4,242**

**jtwagner rolls 2,708**

**falconxmard rolls 6,159**

**thealmightyj rolls 9,277** ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

**friendlytroll rolls 0,935** I've rolled quads before. I can do it again.

**friendlytroll rolls 4,506** Some day...

**docxy rolls 7,424**

Mkay...

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=smKK1hs--l4

No.

tiny chat whats this

Show face in tinychat

I see how it is.

afriendlyanon

yay

i too am preoccupied

But I have stuff to do..

you'll just have to postpone those other things

But they're tomorrow things...

Good, then you can worry about them tomorrow

Gen 1- Blastoise, Pidgeot, Gengar, Dragonite, Jolteon, Persian
Gen 2- Feraligatr, Noctowl, Scizor, Togetic, Ampharos, Girafarig
Gen 3- Swampert, Mightyena, Breloom, Swellow, Swalot, Crawdaunt
Gen 4- Empoleon, Flygon, Honchkrow, Lucario, Garchomp, Luxray
Gen 5- Samurott, Golurk, Scrafty, Archeops, Scizor and of course last but not least GALVANTULA.

And my Gen 6 is going to have Crawdaunt and Weavile on it, I'll leave the other 4 slots open for Gen 6 pokemon.

Only remeber 2

Gen 1 - Charizard, Lapras, Jolteon, Nidoking, Snorlax, and Kadabra

Gen 5 - Serperior, Lucario, Arcanine, Zoroark, Azumarill, and Flygon

I've only got 2 gens that I remember

Gen 1(Yellow)- Blastoise, Charizard, Venasaur, Magneton, Cloyster, Hypno

Gen 4(Heartgold) - Espeon, Arcanine, Blastoise, Kingler, Ampharos, Meganium

Gen 1(can't remember which) - Blastoise, Pidgeot, Ninetails, Onix, Pikachu, Ratticate
Gen 2 (crystal) - Feraligatr, Arcanine, Noctowl, Linoone, Buterfree, Amphoras
Gen 3 (ruby, first ever game) - Swampert, Swellow, Alakazam, Golem, Ninetales, Hariyama
gen 4 (diamond) - Empoleon, Luxray, Staraptor, Lucario, Roserade, Rapidash
gen 5 (black) - Samurott, Throh, Unfezant, Druddigon, Stoutland, can't remember the 6th
gen 5 (white 2) - Samurott, Arcanine, Lucario, Excadrill, Braviary, Zoroark

5 points to however can find the pattern between my teams

for black, the 6th was Zekrom, but i can't remember who i replaced with it

The only game I completed was Sapphire and I only remember an overleveled Swampert.

blue- Veno, jolteon, farfetch'd, kingler, sandslash, can't remember
gold- typlosion, noctowl, ampharos, umbreon, can't remember last two
ruby- Sceptile, mightyena, mawile, swelow, sandslash, manectric
diamond- same as you
black- Samurott, krookodile, zebstrica, meinfo, heatmor, swanna

really? same exact team for diamond? thats surprising but cool nonetheless.

yeah, the only one i'm not possitive about is weather i had garydos or not

yeah i couldnt remember my water type for sure either. i know i used a vaporeon in platinum, but for diamond i wasnt sure. i doubt i used a floatzel on my first run through, and im not a fan of most of the other 4th gen water types.

Damn, i think i did use Floatzel now that you mentioned them.

>Garydos

Damn, I'm retarded. I kinda just typed without thinking.

i think primape was 6th on blue

Hot damn, hell if i remember.
The first game i played was Silver, and i can only remember having Quilava (i wouldnt evolve it) and probably Pidgeot
next was Red: Charizard, Pidgeot, Primape i think, Lapras, Pikachu and idunno the last
Emerald: Blaziken, Linoone, Azumarill, Swellow, Plusle or Minun maybe, and idunno the last
Pearl: Empoleon, Luxray, Staraptor, Rapidash and idunno
Black: Samurott, Victini, Zebstrika, Swoobat, Zorua and Krookodile

I'm glad you chose Empoleon master 4th gen starter.

Any water starter is master starter.

its master race gen 4 starter
Infernape is shit and Torterra is meh

Empoleon was obviously the best

Its obviously still the best

Yellow was the same as yours
Gold was Feraligatr, Ampharos, Noctowl, Houndoom, Scizor, Tyranitar
Emerald was Blaziken, Swellow, Tentacruel, Absol. Flygon, Armaldo
Diamond was Empoleon, Luxray, Staraptor, Medicham, Raichu, Vespiquen
White was Serperior, Haxorus, Darmanitan, Unfezant, Krookodile , Zekrom
Black 2 was Terrakion, Bisharp, Arcanine, Braviary, Excadrill, Ampharos

Very interesting. And my yellow team wasn't exactly the most original so I'm not surprised we had the same haha

Its the standard yellow team so pretty much everybody used it once

although years later i went back through and i think i switched pikachu out for a jolteon....

yeah. you cant NOT use the free starters and special pikachu. as for the other two, i chose nidoran because it helped me with the first gym and (i think) gary had a nidoking in the show which i loved as a kid. and of course pidgeot because ash had one.

Did you ever evolve zorua?

never used it

Replied to the wrong comment. I dun goofed.

My first game was Silve, and I had a team consisting of Feraligatr, Xatu, Golem, Gyarados, Pidgeot, and what I think was a Gengar.
Gen 3 was Blaziken, Swellow, Slaking, Wailord, Flygon and Mightyena

Gen 4 was everyone I could catch legally, same with Gen 5

This is the hardest question that I could ever answer because I can barely remember what my teams were for my first playthrough of Blue and Gold (And I've never beaten them). It's also hard for my to remember much of my 3rd gen team, I know that the first time I beat it I had a team of
Swampert
Swellow
Linoone (Pretty much all I can remember)
4th gen was
Empoleon
Staraptor
Gliscor (Maybe can't clearly remember)
Bibarel

Thank you for at least trying. Good to know there's at least two people on this board who actually give a shit about pokemon.

I just took a little bit

Also for my first run of white is was something like
Zoroark
Unfezant (I fucking hate that shit tiered flying type don't know why I used it)
Lampent (Don't know why I didn't evolve it)
Eelektrik (Don't know why I didn't evolve it)
Seismitoad
forgot the last pokemon I usedin White 2 I used
Samurott
Ampharos
Escavalier
Flygon
Espeon
Lucario

just come back another day

You say that every time, and every time this board is pure cancer. I'm not saying the other boards aren't, as I don't go to the others, but it's to the point where I'm honestly amazed when I see a genuine thread relating at all to pokemon.

You do come at really unlucky times
Its like you walk in on us masturbating, its just a short amount of time but you still manage to do it

Blastoise(who got raped by lorelei's water absorb lapras even after level 100)
Snorlax because he was popular
all that mediocre shit everyone uses
repeat for all gens

ignore chem. he is on his fake man period

she

Yeah it seems most people here are cunts (give or take one or two). Forgive me for thinking this board was even remotely social.

it was and we got called cancer countless times. then the board split. both baords were dead, social board got banned, tried to make another one, never really took off, and now everyone came back here except for demonic chimera who is like the grave keeper there

log in and say it like a man

it just makes you a coward

anon don't take another step

implying

well shit...

look what you did

What the fuck do you think this is?
A pokemon board?

Hey! Look who;s back!. You've come at an off time (although it seems that you always do).

and i have no idea what all my teams were

Cloyster - Addition of special defense makes him worthless

A lot of the gen 1 pokemon

All 649.

except audino

Because audino never had value.

Okay.... :(

i hahaha'd

Fuck u.

Softly.

No.

But hard sounds painful.

Damn right it does.
Now lay down.

Okay, do you want me to turn into anything with illusion or...?

No

Correct.

Alakazam

Poliwrath for sure. He used to be very good and unique for his typing, then fucking Keldeo comes along

justified beat up double battle sweep

Persian.

Aren't those called the three musketeers

the weather trio is groudon kyogre and rayquaza
the three musketeers are cobalion, terrakion and virizion

I misunderstood the part were you said "All fighting".

I can understand that

I wasn't even being a fag though, or at least no more than usual.

Idk i never really enjoyed the legends. I guess the rayquazza story

I'm going to end up like tanto, aren't I?
Hated but accepted
le irrelevant picture face because fuck your scissors

how can you end up like something that never ends?

>by following the footsteps in the mud

what i said is actually a common cuban phrase

The point is you can never end up like me. Your footsteps may follow my path, but my path never ends. Although I can never stay on this board forever, my mark on here is permanent.

Not if addy resets all boards for reasons

i mean i guess

If you ever commit seppuku for any reason, I'll post tanto pics every day in your honor

o bby

Who the fuck do you think you are?
Chem?

Le afriendlyanon fais.

omg thanks toto

omg NoooO!

shitpost

brony board is pretty much just rolling and non related shit, it probably has less MLP related content than there is Pokemon related content on here
basically it's nothing but fags

Fais tanto le

le tanto fais

Because tanto fais.

imagine two machamps playing rock paper scissors hue
rokk if you fucking do what I think you are going to do I will sodomize you

He'll enjoy it.

>pawniard is scissors
>I win

thats not what I thought you were going to do
>i win

Why is steel super effective against rock if scissor loses to rokk?

Volcarona and Scollipede. I would ride on Scoly and use Volcarona to incinerate my enemies.

Exploud and Chatot
Repeating what people say but louder

Le tanto fais.
You can't control the tanto fais. It may have your name, but you don't own it. Also, don't act like you can't get red thumbs.

just know that everytime you say tanto fais, you're just becoming more like me. Even if you're saying it to me, you're following me. You know believe in the ideology i created. I created the tanto fais. You're right, I can't control it. but that's exactly what I want. I've finally trained you and other to tanto fais. Is this not what I set out to achieve from the beginning? I have done it

now*

hwut

ah yes, good man

you know believe the ideology I created.
know should be now.

Tanto is the god this board doesn't need
and also the god this board doesn't want
but he's still there to teach use morals

Implying I say it being serious. If I took this seriously I'd have your cancerous gifs saved.

I know. But that's like me going out with a sign and chanting "ban all guns" even though I don't want to ban guns. But people seeing it will think i mean it. And I'm just spreading awareness of the cause. Even if I am kidding, not everyone will see it that way.

Also, what did I say? You guys are some funny little fucks

Except this is the internet.

.siaf otnat el

˙sıɐɟ oʇuɐʇ ǝן

le shitpost fais

but wai is everyone thumbing you down?

because no one likes me

Cry moar.

Be a dick more.

Shhh, no tears.

Yes, all of the tears.

But nor here. On furry board because they're animal-raping fugs.

Thats what we have him for though

<3 it's like you have spidey senses whenever someone hates me

It's guy love, that's what it is.

But you're gay
and I'm male
according to teen logic, which I am a teen, you're a pedophile who's in love with me
and I want to sodomize you and then call rape after I regret it

Not gayyyy!!! I'm bi its totally different.

And no I dun want to sodomize you. Your fragile little mind (and butthole) couldn't handle it.

the fact that I have to force myself to deny wanting it is scaring me

.....uuummmmmm...it scares me too....

Why do we have g-spot in the ass if we shouldn't be fucked in it, right?
help

STAHP ROKK.

WE HAVE A GSPOT IN THE ASS SO POOPING FEELS GOOD SO NEANDERTHALS WOULD POOP INSTEAD OF HOLD IT IN

Good enough.

le tanto fais

le tanto fais.

oh yeah, le tanto fais fug

we should've spammed him with friend requests and then spammed gore on his profile

and got banned? nah.

Exactly why

Now we just need to dispose of you

but then he'll probably make a new account so that we wouldn't know that it was him
fukin bidoofus

Le tanto fais.

No one asked for your opinion, and it's not about pokémon.
Therefore irrelevant.

but if it's about the board its non tanto fais. When people say "The board is fast" or "the board is dead" or if starecar draws a picture of the mascots of people on the board, that's not tanto fais cause its related to the board

No it isn't, it contributes nothing to the board, so it's a shitpost.

ah, well played. Glad to see you've join the Dark Side with me

le tanto fais

Anything for the glorious tanto face

le tanto fais

>its about the board

No.
You are not immune to your own fais

Actually we all are immune because nobody gives a flying fuck about tanto fais

I give a surfing fuck.

I give a rock climbing fuck.

But rock climb is ghey

but its like a disease

It's like cooties

No.

New record!

Yet we still can't get chem to leave.

Nigga

www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378566#378566

Okay, if you really did cut it all off, it's going to come back thicker and darker.

Meh.

Though that's not really a problem.

It can be fixed anyway.

Exactly. Speaking of hair, thinking about letting mine grow in back.

do et

Business in the front, party in the back.

Not that.

But wai
I don't want it super long in the front
N length would be all I could stand

pls

If you leave then you go on skype more, okay?

Can't

Bitch at skype then.

I have.
For days.

fak
fak u skype

ezactly

so, soup?

Salad.

Good choice.

What type of dressing does that come with?

Any one you like, though I suggest Balsamic Vinaigrette.

I'll take it on the side, please.

Okay. Anything else new?

Got most of my hair cut off.

Why?

wynaut

Because hair is nice.

Stay or I won't rape you anymore.

So... Leave?

No, rape is good.

www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378709#378709

Noooooo, if you leave, you get no rape. If you stay, the rape is plentiful

But I dun wan rape from you.

chem.....pls

pen pls

I thought you loved my rape.. did you fake the orgasms?!

Oh my god.... I.. I had no idea..

Stay or I'll rape you

So... Leave?

Fine, If you stay I'll rape you

So... Stay?

Yes

I want you to stay

Kay.

You won't leave because you don't want to, not because we aren't trying hard enough.

cri

www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378423#378423
an hour

oh, i was too lazy to scroll farther down i guess

They're gonna miss out on a bunch of red panda gifs
shame

we need to keep record

like frozen cow semen

STOP SAYING MY NAME

And would you happen to know what that tastes like?

...I used to be into some weird stuff... used to don't tell anyone

I SAW IT ALL

YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING

ALL OF IT

nopls

thumb me up an this never happened

Fine, i'll give in to your sick bribes

woo woo woo woo

Ogodwut?

shhhh

probably like vanilla ice cream

Dat face

i use it when im pointing out something so damn obvious that a tar could figure it out mhmm

Probably like making orphans and making parents cry

Probably ass.

get a mascot use your favorite pokemon. it helps wit identifying people easier

can i just use her?

or would people prefer a pokemon instead?

wait I sad that wrong I dont mind if you use a pony but I dont know about the others

said*

lol, ill just make it a pokemon to be safe.

thanks

no

not at all bitchesdigluna uses human luna

pokemon
definitely pokemon

I can't figure out what the gif has to do with your comment.

All they mean is to stop using memes all the time, because they're corny and annoying. But suit yourself. Bai

The problem is, is that each board has a different way of communication, i came from the brony board a long time ago, and we used picture a lot to communicate with each other.

Had i of known that then i would have stopped immediately, but no one had the guts to tell me when i was being serious and asking for an explanation.

if you really want to communicate with somebody there are a couple things you need to do
1. You act slightly gay a lot of the time
2. Ponies aren't really welcomed here
3. Shitposts aren't welcome here
4. Off topic threads aren't really welcomed here, otherwise you get the tanto fais
5. You call derpityhurr a cuntwhore as many times as possible in your comments

1. Ill try to fix it
2: got it
3: got it
4: got it
5: not sure why, but ok.

I worded that wierdly
You want to be slightly gay a lot of the time

and just because

3 & 4 are optional

you spelled the most important wrong

no i didn't

We use pictures too.. We usually just use pokemon pictures were their emotion reflects ours, instead of overly used memes or emoticons

how long did you wait for an answer?

www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378654#378654

about 10 minutes or so, again i came from the brony board, im used to things being very quick.

yeah well get used to it and then you will begin to understand how we work around these parts
also this www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378678#378678

bai

wut?

>www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378598#378598

also, don't take orders from dragontaming. He has no idea what he's talking about. he comes on the board 1 or 2 days a week, with week breaks, and calls himself a regular.

You take orders from me ;)

they mean the over use of memes. They're not funny anymore. And especially since pokemon themed pictures are much better for the board.

oh... bye then I guess

I prefer simple designs over complicated as fuck ones

Those ice cream cones are actually pretty good

The shitty pokemon mak the good pokemon look even more epic.

If they were all epic, there'd be no excitement in getting the cool ones.

I dont really like the smaller set of wings
the color scheme is nice
but the overall design seems just a bit overcomplicated

Spireon is totally badass
Then there's futarine

I dont think i need a theft recovery system. But thanks.

>2013
>complaining about garbage and ice cream when theyre more creative than a pokeball with eyes or a rock with eyes

ur mum is a pokeball with eyes.

le trolled fais XXXDDDDDDD

take this

www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/378598#378598

please define "cancer"

Seriously or this shit is gonna stay the same, its who i am.

These pictures on the internet are "who you are"?

no

troled hard m8 xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

yw fag

thnx bud