Hehe, he so funny and edgy cuz he makes unorthodox jokes.

Tosh it funny, but something about him pisses me off

he was born in germany, maybe that?

hue, nope just too cocky i think

*is

he a funny guy

www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/e0id14/stand-up-daniel-tosh--the-white-man
ya gotta listen to him, he sounds so different from what he sounds like now.

hold on question for you, did you ever beat that porn game that I told you to play?

no.

hue

my god you're right

le tanto fais

o noe

hes coming for uuuuuuuu

only zubat related image other than that brushie gif

no

2slow

I just got here, its the best i can do ._.

You know the girl I like? Short, beautiful, gorgeous brown eyes, flowing brunette hair.... anyways; she was talking today about how pissed she's been at here boyfriend lately. I hope she breaks up with him so I can make my move. But i feel like a jerk for thinking that. Also, I'm a huge jerk/douchebag to people I don't like or are annoying. ESPECIALLY IRL. i can't help it either.

i dislike my dad for not being around me while i grew up until i was about 12, and by then i had almost no feeling for him. He was in the army all that time and even though its a good reason (i guess) not to see your kids grow up, i still cant bring myself to 'love' him. He's trying to make up for it now, and it just feels like hes trying to buy my love. He's a good guy, but he just doesnt know how to be a dad.

At least you know the guy cares for you.

Now that I am interested in one of my friends, being so far removed from my last (sexual) relationship, I have no idea how to get closer to her or ask her out. it's quite annoying all things considered.

Anon having trouble with women? Nonono surely you jest.

I can sex, but I can't woman. it's been two years since I have been in a relationship. i am not sappy so I can't play that card, and I don't want to ask her out while surrounded by friends, so it's not about nervousness, it's just that I want to have it happen too badly probably.

I feel that my life is way better than many people in the world, But I'm still borderline depressed sometimes and I feel bad about it because it's nothing compared to most people's lifes.

I've really started detesting my home and have a slowly increasing want to hurry up and move on with my life

I have a really hard time hating people, even if i have a strong dislike for someone when i sit and think about it i slowly start to feel bad for hating them

I hate you so much right now.

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Also I hate standardized testing with a passion

i am lossing the will to go to school... just boring as fuck

I feel self conscious about myself even on the internet, on the board I try not to act like a jackass or get on peoples nerves cause I don't like being hated, especially when the people who hate me used to be friendly with me

Meh, you can't please everybody. Just be yourself.

For the last time, I don't hate you.

I believe you when you say that

Really? I am surprised.

i grew up without my dad because about a week before i was born my mom came home to see my dad and two other chicks doing naughty things with their no-no parts.

I once went to a Audioslave concert, and the lead singer, Chris Cornell, threw a pick into the crowd and I caught it. After the show, I got him to sign it, and now it is enshrined in my room.

Das cool. Pics?

I don't have any. Sorry.

take some

Why? You believe me don't you?

I do, I just want to see it.

I read that as Audinoslave at first and got confused

That's.... depressing, I'm sorry for you man
I have a soft spot for vaporeons and dragonairs, but only females

No it's not like that, I knew they cheated on each other, but while she was pregnant with me?? Dude, not cool.

I know, seems like its even more insulting than just normal cheating.

I was an accident.

inb4 skitty and wailord

I like how the artist drew Tyranitar in this picture.

ain't
are+isn't

No.

I ain't.

I are

I isn't

nou

Where does the I come from?

Letter replacement.

CP

she's 18
are you discriminating her for her small breats
SMALL CHEST MASTERRACE

dude she isnt 18. she was just starting high school.

she's in college at the end of the anime, so it counts kind of

not really...

Well don't I look like a jackass now

>15 in season 1
>18 in season 2

People could mistake her for being underage without clear notification of season.

I ain't. Bladeboy is.

Alpha as fuck.

All of them

anons who wont log in/post as user

yo

I did it first 4 months ago

#swagyolo

jesus christ warn us next time you post something so vile

fucking gross, dude.. keep it on NSFW..

You like this one?

Flagged for porn, sicko.

No... Please.. Don't leave...

ill go roll then.

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