Gift card maybe? If you don't know what stores he likes then buy him a visa or mastercard one.

draw somthing.
it doesn't matter if it sucks. it doesn't matter if you can't draw (that's would be better because the two of you can have a laugh about it.)
draw him, battling aliens with lasers ant dinosaurs or something. draw a space marine, or a knight.
using reference is okay but for god's sake don't trace or copy anything.
draw something original and not some character fan art bullshit.

good luck

Thanks for the suggestions!

Sounds cheap as fuck or idk, pair of jeans or something? Or DVDs / CDs.

If he's more of a sentimental type, buy a photo frame and put in a nice photo of you guys, or get a nice box and fill it with food items he likes.

Torrent a bunch of stuff for him and send it there via email or skype or something. Thats what ive been doing for a couple years now, and its all worked out fine.

Be careful with downloading and shit though, ya know, standard internet stuff.

>run into Tesco now
>hope its open all night
>run up and down the (non-food) isles
>find something your bro will like

I dont know your bro, so I dont know what he'd like.

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That's what you mean, no?

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Zarke is completely right. I've gone to conditioning for my lacrosse team for two years. The first, using weights, saw little improvement to my muscle mass. This year, however, we didn't use the weight rooms, we instead did things like situps, pushups, wall sits, planks, and toyotas (not the car, it's jumping with just your legs from a squatting position). Let me tell you something from this year:
it worked.

You don't need weights to train. Even simple things like pushups, squats, sit-ups, etc. will do wonders for you. The only thing you need for those is a bit of floor-space. It doesn't matter if you can't do many reps at first. Just set a goal and work towards it. I mean, I'm bad with pushups myself, but try to get to 10 a day. Once you can do that, try 15, then 20. Keep going, and you'll be in better shape in no time.

wait, we have a fitness board?

To start off, do a few push ups and crunches. The next day, have a run for a 20-30 minutes. Keep that pattern going. Once you feel that you can push yourself a little more, increase the number of push ups and crunches, and try to beat your record time during your next run.

You can also download some workout videos from online or watch some on Youtube.

I dont know what crunches are, but they sound painful

quit now

Quit after doing literally nothing? okay then.

Quit trying.

They're not painful, but you will start to feel a burn after doing a few. If it's your first time working out, then you will feel some pain the next day or two. Once you take it up as a routine (about 3 times a week I think is good) you won't feel any.

Ohhhh, I know what those are.
Cool, thanks. I'll start doing that as soon as I can.

it does

He does a little.

Vidya games

FunnyJunk, reddit, 9gag

Download some programs for your computer, learn a new skill (language, coding, juggling).

Masturbate

Masturbate... Fun and Free! and pleasurable!

idk im getting pretty tired of masturbating....... its just gotten boring

I need any help with possible with trying to fix this computer. The hardware in it is amazing, and it use to run perfect. I want to get this computer back in working order. I dont care about anything currently on the computer, i just need to get it back to factory standards/basic running condition.

You could delete Windows XP and then re install

ask the games board, they can help.

I agree with the others. If you don't have romantic interest, why are you putting up with her shit?
BE honest with yourself about the romanticism thing, and let her walk all over you some more, or stop talking to her.

Get out of there man... Obviously using you when she needs you and like a sucker you keep running back. Get out, as soon as possible, just say it to her straight and it'll hit her, say 'You only chat to me when you need me and you feel as if you're being used and that you shouldn't talk no more'.

"Abandon ship."

Or at least confront her about it first. So she might feel some remorse.

I had the same situation, i got tired of it and removed all contact.

Take a picture of it and try to get guiness world records on this

If he is ignoring you and/or treating you like garbage then he should absolutely focus more on you. If he still gives you lots of love/attention/care then i guess it's okay.

Whilst the age thing might seem a little weird, you do have to remember that 28 is properly developed, it's not quite the same as 18 and 12 or something like that. Although, in my opinion, it is a little strange. Still, if it seems like "true love" there isn't really anything you can do about it.

YAY YOU HAVE A JOB9or atleast will have an offering unlike me...)

I have some samsung earbuds that came with my phone and they are absolutely amazing. The bass is great, sound is clear. There's the link for them on amazon, but I'm sure you can find them for cheaper if you looked. Hope this helps!

www.amazon.com/Handsfree-Earphones-Microphone-Samsung-SCH-R530/dp/B00AG36R3A

Thanks for the suggestion, but I won't get those, don't like how earbuds go in the ear

Actually, Asperger's might make more sense. Someone please help

But like, the symptom of as a child putting things in order really strikes me. I can remember lining up my hot wheels all the way from my room to the kitchen in a perfect single file line, and checking it. I'm also an obsessive collector of things, I have been my entire life. I pick my skin and other bad habits that are listed. Social skills haven't always been and even now aren't easy. Eye contact makes me uneasy. I used to be fascinated by lights and ceiling fans and swings. I become obsessively interested in things. As a child I loved to use big words instead of normal ones. Still do, actually. I tried to fit in and did it successfully for a few months before I got too tired of it, and told all my "popular" friends to go to hell. I feel different than everyone. For awhile I was incapable of handling more than a few friends, and really only recently overcame that. The list goes on seemingly forever. My mom actually told me she once had me tested for autism because of this. She said it came back negative, but what if I was misdiagnosed? Or what if she lied?

Autistic people have a hard time recognising people are getting bored of hearing them talk, dont recognise when its not or is there turn to speak on the phone.
Have a hard time recognising facial expressions and tones in peoples voice (cant tell if there angry etc)
There are different levels of autism remember.


I doubt you have autism if you can still manage to fit into normal (popular) society, I used to think I was autistic because of my collecting, obsession with certain things and hating all aspects of social interaction. turns out I'm just a loner. Ahaha.

But I just think about it and it makes sense. I've had bad habits all my life. When I was little and I saw a word written somewhere in a big font, I would stop what I was doing and nod my head in the shape of the letters. I used to have a wart on my hand that I picked the skin off of until it bled. After I finally broke that habit, I moved on to picking pimples. And I literally can't stop.
And when I was in 2nd grade, there was this girl I liked a lot, and she liked me too. But I was scared to show it because I had heard people I knew getting teased for having a girlfriend, and I seriously thought that dating someone was bad (unable to pick up on sarcasm/humor is a symptom) so I never asked her out. But I continued to like her until I was in 6th grade. Once, in 2nd grade, we walked around alone while holding hands. It was great, but when a large group of people came walking by, I freaked out and pretended like I didn't know her for a second.
Also, I can't stand to have a routine broken. I am horrified of graduating from high school, because it means that my entire life will change. Earlier this year, when I had to switch to showering immediately after practice because I was getting dry skin, I hated it. I missed showering before bed so badly that sometimes I couldn't even sleep.
When I was little, I was unable to have many friends. I used to sit down by a wall by myself on the farthest corner of the playground because I didn't feel the need for friends. All throughout grade school I had maybe 4 or 5 friends, and it felt like a lot even though I never saw them outside of school. When I was in 4th grade, I tried writing a book (an unusual interest for someone my age, another symptom) and i tried to list all of my friends but could barely come up with any. That year was the first year I had problems with headaches because my teacher literally talked all day. Sometimes I feel like telling my mom to shut up when she's talking. There are more, but I'm out of characters

We might need pics..

Even if its nothing, its best to get it checked. Might just be an infection or something. Either way, the doc can help it.

I posted it on here, haven't seen it before. I got it from a german website. Don't know the actual source though.

They're ugly.

Female tradies are hot.

Depends on how well they do their job.

If they can do the job, great. However, I'm pretty sure many would face challenges in putting up with the "desperate male" demographic that I frequently work along-side with.

lel

Nope.
Now go fap my child!

So it's not illegal?

It is