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#156183 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
I've been cutting myself for like the pas two years. It feels so good, and I want to stop. But I just can't. I told a friend, and she was pretty cool about it.

I have no idea how to stop. I am 16, and i'm told i'm smart. I take all AP/Honors. What can I do? Nothing else makes me happy.
User avatar #156319 to #156183 - awesomanium (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, whenever I get angry or sad or whatever basically any negative emotion , I just go down to the gym and punch a bag for a while
Maybe I'm just a caveman but it works for me
User avatar #156252 to #156183 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
> "Focus not on the past, nor too far into the future, but rather focus on the actions in the present that build up to the future."

Why do you cut?
You're not cutting just because "it feels good."
You're cutting for a reason.

So tell me: Why.

Honestly, I can already tell that you're a female. I've seen this story far too many times to count.

> "When life gives you lemons, you can either cut them in half and squeeze them into your eyes asking "Why?!," or you can make Lemonade.
When handed something so sour and bitter, you don't have to do something sour and bitter; You can make it sweet and satisfying. It's all on your perception, you can do what you will with it, but it is best to think outside the box.
Besides, who ever thought to collect lemon juice and mix it with sugar and water in the first place?
"

Just because you've become accustomed to squeezing lemons into your eyes, doesn't mean that it's the only option; Nor is it truly a good feeling. Not in comparison to making and drinking the lemonade.
Life is only great or not based solely on your perception.
My sister, at the age of 16, was very, very smart. Same as you, she took only AP/ Honors classes.
Still didn't stop her from believing her entire life sucked. Still didn't stop her from doing copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.
She once attempted suicide because her CDs were taken away -- What a horrible life that is, to have your CDs taken away.

So where is she now?
Now, due to the brain damage and heart damage from both times she's over-dosed and died, she can't do much. She can't do basic math anymore. She can't do much when it comes to physical activities. Her kidneys started to fail on her. Her gums started decaying.... etc...
Just because you're smart and excelling in school, doesn't guarantee that your life wil be super amazing. Your life's 'success' / 'happiness' is based on your outlook.
So what can you do?
I'll put this bluntly: Stop being so selfishly narrow minded.
#156329 to #156252 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm a guy, and it's not that I think I have it bad. I really just like how it feels, if you've ever had this problem, then it's like, you really like it. I kind of like the warm feeling your skin gets. I have a lot of friends, i'm not bad looking, and I do well. I'm not emo, I don't even own any darker clothing. I just have this problem.
User avatar #156186 to #156183 - sugoi ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
You stop cutting and get addicted to something else that won't leave physical scars on your person forever reminding you of this terrible part in your life.

Like anime or games I don't fucking know.
User avatar #156172 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm thinking of taking some social studies courses in my last year of highscool, joining the army for a bit for scholarships and benefits and the like and then going into courses like political sciences and economics in order to become a political analyst. Is that smart?
#156175 to #156172 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
>political or social sciences
>smartness

pick one
User avatar #156179 to #156175 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
Then how am I supposed to become a political analyst?
#156176 to #156175 - dronenortle (09/23/2014) [-]
Fuck you cunt social sciences are the shit and are in the demand. (econ, political science, criminal justce, etc)
#156170 - swiggityswooty (09/23/2014) [-]
holy shit, i wrote an english paper when i was high about what i learned and i included the fact that i smoked in it. am i screwed
User avatar #156207 to #156170 - lacypushupbra (09/23/2014) [-]
Go big or go home.

Or just don't get high when you write a paper.
User avatar #156187 to #156170 - sugoi ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Maybe you shouldn't get high when you gotta write an english paper.
User avatar #156173 to #156170 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
Did you already hand it in?
#156350 to #156173 - swiggityswooty (09/24/2014) [-]
yeah, but my teacher just verbbally kicked my ass
#156351 to #156350 - swiggityswooty (09/24/2014) [-]
i think im good
#156167 - anonymous (09/23/2014) [-]
Im a "big" girl and recently gave birth. My family and I are now invited to a costume party. I have no inspiration what so ever. Any ideas?
User avatar #156174 to #156167 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
If they're good friends of the family (Or at least decent people), they won't give a shit. You just gave birth, nobody should blame you.

That's assuming the child weight is why you don't have inspiration, of course.
User avatar #156168 to #156167 - makotoitou (09/23/2014) [-]
princess fiona. be shrektacular
#156166 - youregaylol (09/23/2014) [-]
I'm looking for a game or a simulator that has a realistic trauma system for injuries to the body. Something like the torture game except way more realistic with ballistics, organs, physics, blood, weapons preferably, and simulated accidents. Some sniper elite x ray stuff would be appreciated too.

This is a really simple idea and I'm wondering if it has been implemented yet in real games because I can't find anything, the most I can play around with are virtual surgeries.
User avatar #156169 to #156166 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
> Overgrowth No guns, although the fighting system is completely based on the skeletal structure of each character; Break their neck in one well-placed kick and they're dead.
> Fallout 3 & Fallout: New Vegas Technically also Skyrim, since it's practically the same as FO3 and NV mechanics-wise.
> Bloody Good Time Never actually played it; It's been sitting in my library. Seems like it's right up your alley, though.
> Postal 2 Extremely outdated now, though...
> Garry's Mod Just browse around for the right mods and this game can be whatever you want it to be.
> Left 4 Dead 1 & 2
> Dead Space 1, 2, & 3
> Chivalry: Medieval Warfare
> Bulletstorm

That's all that comes to my mind right now.
Not many games have all of that in one. Each of the ones I listed come close, but lack in certain areas.
Your absolute best bets from that list would be:
Fallout 3/ New Vegas/ Skyrim.
Bulletstorm

And, definitely Overgrowth. Although Overgrowth is a much different game from everything else listed.
#156190 to #156169 - pigsnax (09/23/2014) [-]
Even though Fallout and Skyrim are both made by Bethesda, there is no mutilation in Skyrim. There is an abundance of it in Fallout.
User avatar #156163 - afastsnail (09/23/2014) [-]
I kinda hate having to resort to asking y'all but I need help finding a video I saw on here a couple days ago. It's a video that looks like it's related to ISIS but it's just middle easter guy riding his bike into a wall/gate. Can someone please find that video for me?
User avatar #156158 - thumbsdenied (09/22/2014) [-]
Im thinking about getting my hair trimmed very short, almost bald. But im pretty much on the heavy side and i have a round head shape, and kinda wide jaw. I have a beard though.
Question is is it a good look if your head shape is kinda peary?
#156160 to #156158 - icefried (09/22/2014) [-]
Depends on how you look.

This dude looks ok to me.
User avatar #156161 to #156160 - thumbsdenied (09/22/2014) [-]
My beard is only 12mm, also blond. But he does look decent so i might just try it and see if it works for me.
#156157 - foziea (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm starting college in 6 days. Software engineering.. chose it because i want to get into video game development.   
   
Scared shitless.    
I'm not stupid, at least i hope i'm not. I like to maintain this illusion of a fairly intelligent individual, but my entire life i've been an unabashed fuck up and i always sucked at school because 89% of the time i wasn't there.   
   
Here's how my entrance exam went: They sent me a list of tests and said: "This is going to be for the entrance exam word for word, number for number. ", i looked at it, and it was easy. I thought it was a trick, that the tests couldn't possibly be that easy and whatever the real exam was going to be it's going to be so hard that there's no way i could do it. So i Gave up basically halfway through getting ready for the thing because i thought that there was no way in hell that i'd do well.   
Went to the exam anyway because might aswell, but i ended up being accepted despite doing horseshit on it.   
   
And now i'm starting the thing in 6 days. Flipping shit because i don't trust myself to do this. And what's worse, not only is my future on the line, but basically my entire family (which is in turmoil for the past 10 years almost) have told me that my perofrmance in college will either make or break the family.   
No pressure or anything, right?   
   
I'm not even sure what i'm asking here.. i just have no idea what i'm doing or what i'm going to do.
I'm starting college in 6 days. Software engineering.. chose it because i want to get into video game development.

Scared shitless.
I'm not stupid, at least i hope i'm not. I like to maintain this illusion of a fairly intelligent individual, but my entire life i've been an unabashed fuck up and i always sucked at school because 89% of the time i wasn't there.

Here's how my entrance exam went: They sent me a list of tests and said: "This is going to be for the entrance exam word for word, number for number. ", i looked at it, and it was easy. I thought it was a trick, that the tests couldn't possibly be that easy and whatever the real exam was going to be it's going to be so hard that there's no way i could do it. So i Gave up basically halfway through getting ready for the thing because i thought that there was no way in hell that i'd do well.
Went to the exam anyway because might aswell, but i ended up being accepted despite doing horseshit on it.

And now i'm starting the thing in 6 days. Flipping shit because i don't trust myself to do this. And what's worse, not only is my future on the line, but basically my entire family (which is in turmoil for the past 10 years almost) have told me that my perofrmance in college will either make or break the family.
No pressure or anything, right?

I'm not even sure what i'm asking here.. i just have no idea what i'm doing or what i'm going to do.
User avatar #156178 to #156157 - durkadurka ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Just do your fucking work. Attend everything you're supposed to, do the work you're supposed to, get extra help or do extra work if you need it. If you give up you're not going to do well.

It's the kind of thing where you need to work your ass off and not quit. It won't be too bad at first but it gets harder.
User avatar #156171 to #156157 - arenaferox (09/23/2014) [-]
Its the beginning of college. College isn't just insanely hard right off in fact I just started and I would say its pretty simple, not a walk in the a park but still fairly easy. You just have to do it yourself because no one will push you in college.
User avatar #156164 to #156157 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
You're over-reacting, man.
You're starting college. Starting is the key word here.

Just pay attention in class, don't skip, be there on time, do your homework the day it's assigned, and don't be too modest to go into the dang tutoring center. Tutoring center is there for a reason, man.
It's not going to be insanely hard. It'll only be hard if you make it hard.

Pay attention. Go to tutoring if need be. And if somehow the teacher is actually bad, and it's not your fault, then complain to the Dean.

You're not screwed. You're only screwed if you want to be screwed. If you want to go through college and ace everything, then actually try. Actually apply yourself. Don't dick around and blame it on everything else but yourself.

TL;DR
You'll do fine, man. So long as you actually try, you'll do fine.
User avatar #156156 - johnmacronstone (09/22/2014) [-]
Hey, i'm looking for profile pic ideas. Because this one is lame, I need someone people can look at and be like "oh, it's that guy"
#156152 - saltybanana (09/22/2014) [-]
what would you guys put in a 90's care package? my gf is in the hospital wanna surprise her    
   
so far i put    
-gameboy color. with pokemongames   
-comic books   
-cd player   
   
   
need more ideas guys.
what would you guys put in a 90's care package? my gf is in the hospital wanna surprise her

so far i put
-gameboy color. with pokemongames
-comic books
-cd player


need more ideas guys.
User avatar #156180 to #156152 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
Vintage Ecto-Cooler.
User avatar #156153 to #156152 - nigalthornberry (09/22/2014) [-]
Surge cola
Moonshoes
A blockbuster VHS
#156150 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
I, I don't feel so good. I'm 17 and fallen mad in love to a girl but she has no idea about it whatsoever, I used to be socially anxious, almost asocial but that's pretty much fixed now, but still whenever I'm home and not with my friends every minute seems like an hour, these emotions I feel now make it even worse. I can't tell her how I feel since it would just fuck up our relationship and I have practically no chance of dating her because her best friend told me she has some huge problems and most likely isn't interested in any guys right now.
#156151 to #156150 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
I also somehow feel disappointed she never mentioned that to me, but alas I don't know what it is. Still, every moment I'm sitting at home alone feels like torment, and to top it all, I have insomnia wich I tried to fix with sleeping pills but now I just sleep over the day and stay awake during the night. Idk I feel so anxious I can't await the damn morning. I just saw her post two pics of a guy from my class from inside a house and it scares the shit out of me thinking he might have been over at her place. I know I sound like a girl in puberty but that's practically how I feel right now. I'd love to drink like a river of alcohol right now but that's no smart idea to do at the very begining of the week. Anyone can advice?
User avatar #156219 to #156151 - mourningspawn (09/23/2014) [-]
Clean yourself up, and find something to focus on. Can you tell us more about your relationship with her?
User avatar #156155 to #156151 - johnmacronstone (09/22/2014) [-]
get over her as soon as possible. You're 17 with some good times ahead of you, don't waste another moment on a girl you said yourself you have no chance with.
#156148 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
How do I seduce a alternative chick?
User avatar #156149 to #156148 - haydentheviking (09/22/2014) [-]
talk about her intrests and music taste

music taste is a good bet with a alt chick
#156146 - cdsams (09/22/2014) [-]
Lets get a /b/ and /pol/ board lol.
User avatar #156147 to #156146 - cdsams (09/22/2014) [-]
I have just come to the knowledge that we do have a /pol/ board. However, it is not a hardcore far-right Nazi board so I am disappointed.
User avatar #156143 - chimpaflimp (09/22/2014) [-]
Webms don't work for me; it's just a giant white box. I only currently only have a shitty Win8 tablet that doesn't allow any 3rd party content. Halp fix pls.
#156134 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
I need to find a easy female hero/villain that's not generic (Harley Quinn, wonder woman ect) for a costume that won't look shit for a party. It can be from a vidya gaem but I don't want any japanesey animu mango shit or anything. Preferably not a skimpy revealing costume.
#156225 to #156134 - Anynymouse (09/23/2014) [-]
From Vidya
Easy to copy, draw on tatoos n shit
not too revealing
Lillith is the way to go.
User avatar #156181 to #156134 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
Squirrel Girl is best female hero because Squirrel Girl is best hero. I'm not even joking, she's beaten all of the most powerful Marvel villains and half of the most powerful Marvel heroes. With the power of Squirrels.

Shit's tight.
#156177 to #156134 - dronenortle (09/23/2014) [-]
Zoe Quinn
User avatar #156136 to #156134 - ScottP (09/22/2014) [-]
A non-anime female costume that's not a generic comic-book character?

Hmm...
You could go as Alyx Vance
Or Zoey from L4D
#156140 to #156136 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Seems a bit to casual because it's going to be for a party, I'll look like I didn't even bother
User avatar #156154 to #156140 - ScottP (09/22/2014) [-]
Hard to say
Nothing too skimpy? Nothing generic. Nothing anime.

You could be Deathstroke's Daughter
#156135 to #156134 - dehumanizer (09/22/2014) [-]
Go as Zoe Quintin.
#156132 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
a 19yo virgin who has done everything but sex. never had a real gf. also is confirmed 8/10. what do?
User avatar #156182 to #156132 - feelythefeel (09/23/2014) [-]
If you're dead set on using women for sex, just hire a prostitute. At least it's their job to deal with that kind of bullshit.
User avatar #156165 to #156132 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/23/2014) [-]
Stop seeing women as objects of pleasure, and start seeing them as actual human beings who have their own feelings just like you?
User avatar #156133 to #156132 - ieatbengay (09/22/2014) [-]
well what the fuck do you want to do??
#156131 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Alright when sometime soon i have to go in for a colonoscopy, i am fucking terrified. I mean just today i had a doctor finger bang my ass to check for hemorrhoids it was the weirdest most uncomfortable thing of my life. Colonoscopy are supposed to be when you're like forty or something i currently am 17 this shit is beyond nerve racking for him. So i was wondering if any of you have had a colonoscopy and tell me what i should do to prepare to be penetrated. I mean if people take dicks in their ass it can't be that bad right?
Alright when sometime soon i have to go in for a colonoscopy, i am fucking terrified. I mean just today i had a doctor finger bang my ass to check for hemorrhoids it was the weirdest most uncomfortable thing of my life. Colonoscopy are supposed to be when you're like forty or something i currently am 17 this shit is beyond nerve racking for him. So i was wondering if any of you have had a colonoscopy and tell me what i should do to prepare to be penetrated. I mean if people take dicks in their ass it can't be that bad right?
User avatar #156162 to #156131 - thumbsdenied (09/23/2014) [-]
Dont clench, just let it happen. It will be much worse if you fight back and the doctor will use a ton of lube.

Close your eyes and just think about.. Well anything else
User avatar #156137 to #156131 - ScottP (09/22/2014) [-]
He's a doctor. He went through medical school and saw worse things. It won't be that bad for him.

As for you, I don't really know how to tell you to prepare. Just don't eat much the day before and make sure to cleanse your system.
User avatar #156117 - lolikikolik (09/22/2014) [-]
hi guys, my comment mad 500 thumbs, how do I get that coloured text : D ?
User avatar #156144 to #156117 - fistfireace (09/22/2014) [-]
Once you get 500 thumbs, you have to wait about 24 hours to get it. Then the message will appear.
User avatar #156142 to #156117 - chimpaflimp (09/22/2014) [-]
You'll get a message and a coloured text item. Use the item and you can choose your colour.
User avatar #156118 to #156117 - sugoi ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
It's automatic.
#156114 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Help me out guys. I gave my brother a chance by letting him move into my apartment since he's been going "crazy" back at home. I would have thought he would've been more respectful of my things or at least try to work around my work schedule but this is barely his second week here and already he took my car out during the night when I was asleep and he still hasn't gotten back yet. Now I'm late to work and he doesn't show up soon I might have to miss the day altogether. I'm struggling to make 40hr a week as is and he knows this but he still goes and pulls this shit. Sorry for posting this but I just felt like venting.
User avatar #156128 to #156114 - creepydudewatching (09/22/2014) [-]
Maybe he doesn't see what he's doing as disrespectful, and instead only sees this as "Something brothers do". Remind him of the boundaries and how important they are to you and your ability to allow him to stay there.
User avatar #156129 to #156128 - mondominiman (09/22/2014) [-]
I wouldn't mind letting borrow the car from time to time but I need it during the weekdays and he doesn't care, I'm the only one earning a paycheck and my job is already on the line from what's been going on at work long story. . If I find out he went to go put in job applications then I won't mind it but it's most likely he just went out to party or even worse probably drove back home to see his trashy gf.
User avatar #156130 to #156129 - mondominiman (09/22/2014) [-]
fuck forgot to anon, screw it. No one here knows me anyways
User avatar #156120 to #156114 - sugoi ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Kick him out for being an ungrateful dick.
Alternatively deal with the day the best you can and when he comes back have a real sit down and confront him about this.

But make sure you get your keys back from him first.
#156122 to #156120 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah for sure, I guess I'll have to keep the keys and my wallet I'm surprised he didn't take the cash I had in there on me at night. Still I shouldn't have to do this with my own family. I guess I can clean the place up since it's been getting extremely messy since he came in.
User avatar #156116 to #156114 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
If you have to, report the car as stolen.
He took it without your permission.

If he never gets in actual trouble, he'll never learn.
#156121 to #156116 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
He gets into plenty of trouble, I'll just kick him out though and leave him at my parents house next time I go visit. I don't know why I keep doing this though, some blame has to fall on me though since he's done this in the past. I feel pity for him since he is my older brother and yet he still hasn't gotten his life together. I'm 5-6 years younger than him and already more successful.
User avatar #156109 - lotengo (09/22/2014) [-]
Does anybody know how i can find edit or create hotkeys for google doc in ChromeOS?

I found a few lists but they are incomplete, a few functions i use a lot are not included
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