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#64783
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fruitsalaad (04/09/2013) [-] Is asking a girl out on facebook really that bad? I mean I don't have many opportunities to do it in real life..
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N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
It comes across as kinda weak, you'd be much better off asking her in person. Asking someone through facebook/text/email/whathaveyou is very impersonal, it doesn't hold the same merit as asking them in person. Asking her in person shows her that you're confident, and confidence is the most attractive quality that people can find in you most of the time. If you really can't ask her in person, then at least call her, it's better than texting or asking through a facebook message.
#64782
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N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
I recently started growing out my nails and they smell funky? I washed them with soap but the smells still there?
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fruitsalaad (04/09/2013) [-] I am also thinking about maybe doing nursing, but you have to think really hard about doing it. Yes I think it can be a good and rewarding career but I think it can also be one of the most stressful jobs. You have to ask yourself can you deal with a stressful job like it and can you deal with all the horrible things you'll see as a nurse?
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loveyameanish (04/09/2013) [-] Just make sure you know what you're getting yourself in for. I had always wanted to be a midwife, but instead was offered a course in pediatric nursing. So I thought "what the hell, I love children, this will be fine, right?" Wrong. The fact that I loved working with children was my downfall. I was too soft and having to watch them get sicker and sicker until they died absolutely gutted me. I ended up dropping out after two years because I couldn't handle it anymore, I was going insane.
It's a great career, if you're strong enough. Make sure you pick a pathway you're genuinely interested in, and you can actually handle it.
It's a great career, if you're strong enough. Make sure you pick a pathway you're genuinely interested in, and you can actually handle it.
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loveyameanish (04/09/2013) [-] Here in Ireland, you start working as a nurse in clinical placements just three months into the course. In the first year alone you do two separate placements in a hospital. And they really throw you in at the deep end, they make you do everything, they will not baby you and let you sit back and just observe.
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loveyameanish (04/09/2013) [-] Just FYI, I'm by no means trying to turn you off it, it's a great profession. I just think you should be realistic about your own strength, don't make the same mistake I did. You really need to be a strong person, and I'm just not that. At all.
Good luck :)
Good luck :)
#64758
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whomadewho ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-] Omg i fucking hate the fucking fangirls at the other table. I hate them so much. They are loud, annoying, think that they are nerds because they like pikachu and batman, believe they are gamers because they played a game, think they are internet experts because they go on tumblr and fanfiction . com. They are jobless idiot fangirls who spend their time, not working or finding a job, but rather bitching about how they are poor, and their parents are unfair and bothering them because they spend all their time on the computer writing fanfiction about something they claim to be the biggest fan of, although they have only been watching the show two months, and all their fanfiction consists of just taking the characters and making them gay, and saying its canon. Everything they write is disrespectful, claiming they are true fans because they understand the main characters being gay. They are not gay btw, they sleep with woman all the time and have shown no interest in men. All their information comes from tumblr, which would explain why its wrong, but they act like its the godly source for all knowledge. they are still singing out loud annoying songs, what do I do.
<------- picture of one of them.
<------- picture of one of them.
#64756
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ferrettamer (04/09/2013) [-] This is going to seem like a really retarded question, but I'm retarded, so it's fitting.
How do I get a job? Part time
I'm 16, live in a somewhat small town (84,362 pop.) and need to get a job. The problem is, I can't go around looking for Help Wanted signs around town, because I live in the middle of nowhere, its a 1.5 hour walk to the nearest stores, and that isn't even the main part of town. So just wondering how I would go about this? Thanks in advance
How do I get a job? Part time
I'm 16, live in a somewhat small town (84,362 pop.) and need to get a job. The problem is, I can't go around looking for Help Wanted signs around town, because I live in the middle of nowhere, its a 1.5 hour walk to the nearest stores, and that isn't even the main part of town. So just wondering how I would go about this? Thanks in advance
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tomanyusernames (04/09/2013) [-] local news papers, also try local small shops, just call / go up to them and ask if they are hiring, have a resume prepared before hand (there are lots of guides on the web) and talk to adults you know that are not part of your family and ask for them to give recommendations for you (teachers and school concilers are good for this)
#64742
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baconbonanza (04/09/2013) [-] can someone please send me a link to the OC about i think Denmark's school system being compared to America's school system? i need it for a report im writing
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N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm trying to plan a trip to go backpacking through Europe with a couple of friends. I already have a rough idea of how things are going to go during the trip, and I recently asked them about going with me. Right now I have a positive maybe from the both of them. Is there anyway to get them more pumped and excited for the trip (possibly to the point of having them get jobs to raise some money for it)?
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tomanyusernames (04/09/2013) [-] some of there stuff works but all women are different (though they may not seem like it) what will work on one may not work on another, my conclusion is that if your feeling adventurous try the stuff on there but dont treat it like a dating bible
#64733
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N. Korean citizen (04/09/2013) [-]
I'm looking for a way to get back at the DJ 4DM1N of a M.U.D who banned me.
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Zarke (04/09/2013) [-] Start another account from a different IP address. Secure a solid position in the server. If there is an economy (I'm not a M.U.D. player, but I'll assume that the player-base isn't huge), start amassing as much wealth as possible. Take shit in, but don't let it out. Eventually, unleash your wealth and flood the economy, dropping the price and perceived rarity of virtually everything.
Too much work, and that's assuming that's even possible.
Too much work, and that's assuming that's even possible.
#64730
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stadlerman (04/08/2013) [-] pick one of the following words, and don't ask why
exact
film
object
pay
exact
film
object
pay
#64727
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badsamaritan (04/08/2013) [-] Hey add me here on fj
Also got my nose broken, had surgery to realign it and I might need a rhinoplasty
(if that's the name for it) should I get it?
Also got my nose broken, had surgery to realign it and I might need a rhinoplasty
(if that's the name for it) should I get it?
#64697
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badsamaritan (04/08/2013) [-] Hi Advice its me
To all you dudes seeking help with the really long stories it would help if you hit enter
after every line. It helps me and others read what you have to say
To all you dudes seeking help with the really long stories it would help if you hit enter
after every line. It helps me and others read what you have to say
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VaultTechy (04/09/2013) [-] That account says "ottovantwo". Ottovan is a well-known user (and really great guy, I wonder if he remembers me!) on a site full of trolls who could EASILY make an account called "ottovantwo" and run around saying things like that. If you believe those screenshots have any relevance to him you're kind of shy of the mark.
#64690
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N. Korean citizen (04/08/2013) [-]
inb4 another faggot relationship problem but please hear me out and HELP
OK guys so here is my dilemma: There is a girl in my french class whom I don't talk to very often but I feel we have a connection. What is the best way to ask her to prom without really talking outside of school at all and with us not talking too much. Like maybe once in a while we have to talk together in french and I have some side conversations that last about 3 minutes but other than that nothing. I've asked her to hang out after school sometimes and over the weekend but she says she's too busy and I believe it but I don't think anyone would be busy on prom right? Please help because I have to do this tomorrow. I've been thinking of writing a poem because I'm kinda good at that stuff. I can play guitar but can't sing or talk at the same time because my brain can't handle it yet. By the way, I am also quite introverted.
OK guys so here is my dilemma: There is a girl in my french class whom I don't talk to very often but I feel we have a connection. What is the best way to ask her to prom without really talking outside of school at all and with us not talking too much. Like maybe once in a while we have to talk together in french and I have some side conversations that last about 3 minutes but other than that nothing. I've asked her to hang out after school sometimes and over the weekend but she says she's too busy and I believe it but I don't think anyone would be busy on prom right? Please help because I have to do this tomorrow. I've been thinking of writing a poem because I'm kinda good at that stuff. I can play guitar but can't sing or talk at the same time because my brain can't handle it yet. By the way, I am also quite introverted.
#64685
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downtoabsolutezero (04/08/2013) [-] Bit embarrassing but here we go.
My girlfriend lost her virginity to me when we started dating about a year and a half ago. As is expected, she said it hurt and the hurt persisted for a couple months up until January last year.
In the May of last year, we went through a huge dry spell and broke up in August, only to start dating again in October. She hadn't had any sex (and neither had I) in that period, so when we started doing it again she said it hurt again, and as we don't have sex on a regular basis it's still hurting whenever we do.
Is there any way to stop it hurting for her? She wants to persist with the sex until it doesn't hurt again, but I feel horrible for getting pleasure while she gets pain.
I'm not "huge" by the way, if anything I'm probably just below average in size, so it's not the size that's the problem.
My girlfriend lost her virginity to me when we started dating about a year and a half ago. As is expected, she said it hurt and the hurt persisted for a couple months up until January last year.
In the May of last year, we went through a huge dry spell and broke up in August, only to start dating again in October. She hadn't had any sex (and neither had I) in that period, so when we started doing it again she said it hurt again, and as we don't have sex on a regular basis it's still hurting whenever we do.
Is there any way to stop it hurting for her? She wants to persist with the sex until it doesn't hurt again, but I feel horrible for getting pleasure while she gets pain.
I'm not "huge" by the way, if anything I'm probably just below average in size, so it's not the size that's the problem.
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thedumbledore (04/08/2013) [-] Some women have a problem with lubrication. Try a drug store brand, if that doesn't work I would go to the doctors to get her checked out, if nothing is wrong then they may give you a prescription lubricant (apparently these exist), my friend said sex still really hurt her even with drug store brand stuff- I guess it just doesn't do for some people.
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georgesmoustache (04/09/2013) [-] The butternut squash doesnt always slip in first time, one of these can help.
#64683
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itotallylold (04/08/2013) [-] So I'm not sure which board to put this on but here it goes. I'm writing a story and a male character is becoming obsessed with a female character to the point where he is essentially her slave. He does all that she wants no matter how terrible or gruesome these things may be.
What I want to know is what is the typical background for a guy like this might be.What would cause a man to be so obsessed with someone that he would kill for them?
Would it be something in his childhood perhaps? Maybe his parents?
any help would be greatly apreciated
What I want to know is what is the typical background for a guy like this might be.What would cause a man to be so obsessed with someone that he would kill for them?
Would it be something in his childhood perhaps? Maybe his parents?
any help would be greatly apreciated
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darthbrofist (04/09/2013) [-]
I read a novel like this once, and I think you might benefit from reading it time to time. It's about a really submissive guy who ultimately becomes a religious leader inadvertently. It's called "Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk
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thefuckshouldipick (04/08/2013) [-] Someone with very low self worth/esteem, to the point where they are willing to do anything for approval. Parental issues (I would guess mummy issues as its a girl he'll do anything for). Maybe a childhood where they received little to no praise, or where they were frequently abused/punished. Bullying I would guess could contribute.
I cant say any of these suggestions are perfectly accurate, just things I could imagine would contribute to that type of behaviour. Hope it was of some use at least :)
I cant say any of these suggestions are perfectly accurate, just things I could imagine would contribute to that type of behaviour. Hope it was of some use at least :)
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itotallylold (04/09/2013) [-] It doesn't need to be 100% psychologically accurate, it just needs to sound plausible. Thanks for the help. I'm thinking that his mother died in labour and his father resented him and gave him little to no paternal warmth. I think I'll role with this based on your suggestion and everyone else's.
#64673
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kkitkat (04/08/2013) [-] Don't know where else to ask.
I'm going to risk sounding really stupid here but Why are all the usernames now different shades of blue?
I'm going to risk sounding really stupid here but Why are all the usernames now different shades of blue?
