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User avatar #182105 - iliekcereal (04/21/2015) [-]
Alright, Funnyjunk. Be real with me here.

How autistic would I be if I just out of nowhere started dressing nice all the time? Right now I basically just wear a tshirt, jeans, and sneakers everywhere. But I want to start dressing nice. I'm thinking like, Dress shirt, tie, and khakis or dress pants. Idk. Be honest pls
#182134 to #182105 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
also what type of sneakers do you where? If they're running shoe esque (new balance, nike, etc.) go out and get yourself either some converse allstars,vans, or somthing a little more classic looking.

Pic related. these dont look good with anything except exercise clothes.
User avatar #182133 to #182105 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
Start by wearing one "fancier" item first.
instead of a t-shirt and jeans, pick out a colored sky blue/white dress shirt. not a suit shirt or a tux shirt just your average "folded shirt in plastic at ross" kinda deal.
wear shirts like that with jeans PLEASE NOT WITH SHORTS.
after like a week or 2 get some darkish khaki's (or the regular ones IMO they're 2 "bright" for the average dude. &or some Corduroys in a brown or reddish purple. get more colored shirts, reds,pinks, yellows if you want to get crazy
after another week or 2 go out and get a sports jacket. navy. notice how I havent said "tie" or "dress shoes" yet. we're doing gradual steps here timmy hold your horses .
all the while get youself a brown belt to wear with those khakis and cords and a black belt for your jeans and dress pants.
after more than a few weeks you get down to the accessories. and your first suit.
brown and black dress shoes THAT MATCH your belt, black dress socks for black, you can be alittle more creative with the socks for your brown shoes.NO WHITE, use colors that go with shirts for simplicty.

Now the suit is a different story. Go with a navy blue, or Charcoal grey as those are the easiest to pair with everything you've gotten so far(brown leather can go really nice with a grey suit and deep red tie.
if you have deep pockets get a french cuff shirt and buy cufflinks(optional)
when you buy your clothes to wear for longevity get them fitted, even if it says fitted on the shirt or pant (suits you ALWAYS get fitted and dry cleaned)
to store your new wardrobe I'd recommend wooden hangers and shoe shape holders, they make your closet smell like cedar and keep moths and other bugsout of your hard earned wardrobe.

Congrats you are now a sexy mother fucker. wear some Deo and exude confidence
#182109 to #182105 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
You'd look like a twat.
You'd look like a twat.
User avatar #182136 to #182109 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
clothes dont make the man you're right. But they certainly help people to want to know the man.
User avatar #182167 to #182136 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
There is a time and place for every piece of attire.
Dress shirt, tie, and khakis should not be casual wear. Unless OP works at some kinda company (In which case he should be wearing these already) he'd look like a twat.
User avatar #182168 to #182167 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
there is a difference between regular white button ups and a Dress shirt. if you've seen OP in those clothes and he looks like a twat regardless, than he'll look like a Twat what ever he wears. might as well look like a well dressed twat
User avatar #182170 to #182168 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm calling him a twat because of the context.
If he's going to be hanging out with friends that are just wearing jeans, shorts and t-shirts he's gunna look like a twat wearing all that formal attire for nothing.

And really? "If you see OP in those clothes and he looks like a twat regardless, than he'll look like a twat what ever he wears." Well then he might as well go nude since he'll always look like a twat and apparently clothes don't change your appearance at all.
User avatar #182171 to #182170 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
im not saying for him to wear black tie affair where ever he goes.
I gave him tips on what he wanted to wear. who are we to judge him?
User avatar #182172 to #182171 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
No one said anything about black tie. Dress shirt, Tie, Khakis, that's it.
Who are we to judge him? He is ASKING us to judge him, did you not read his post?
User avatar #182173 to #182172 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
whatever. I say where whatever the FUCK you want. Don't let anyone else Tell you different OP
User avatar #182174 to #182173 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah OP wear whatever you want!
Even if you want to be nude and get arrested for public indecency! Who cares what other people think? Fuck em! Wear whatever you want! No ones opinion matters but yours!
Hell! You can even go out in public in a furry suit! Fuck everyone else! They can shove their opinions up their arse!
User avatar #182107 to #182105 - icefried (04/21/2015) [-]
First get fashion advice, then start dressing well.
#182103 - widsquard (04/21/2015) [-]
Hey FJ, I've got a prepaid debit card with $50 on it from a friend, what should I buy?
User avatar #182667 to #182103 - owllynator (04/26/2015) [-]
5 butt plugs and some bacon lube
User avatar #182177 to #182103 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
obscure fetish porn
User avatar #182104 to #182103 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
20 tf2 keys.
#182100 - John Cena (04/21/2015) [-]
I think I might be in a Jessie's Girl situation. What do?
User avatar #182102 to #182100 - confusedasian (04/21/2015) [-]
Challenge your friend to Mortal Kombat. Winner gets the girl.
User avatar #182099 - StewieGGriffin (04/21/2015) [-]
I don't think if this is the right place, but I'd like to know how likely it'd be for my dog to comeback. My dad was put his truck in the garage like he usually does and my dog got out. Usually he's got for 2-3 mins and never goes where we can't see him. This time my dad didn't bother to get him back inside and he ran away 3 hours ago and still hasn't come back. I really miss him because no one else in my family liked him, but he didn't care, he loved the unconditionally. Do dogs who leave commonly get lost?
User avatar #182147 to #182099 - youngneil ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
The dog will most likely find it's way back home. It's only been a few hours, probably ran off to get some if it's a male.
If it's still missing tomorrow, then start worrying.
User avatar #182108 to #182099 - katanauser (04/21/2015) [-]
Sorry for your situation mate, I hope he comes back soon. Put up posters and look everywhere, maybe knock on some doors. often dogs remember places and he might have taking refugee somewhere you often walked him. Keep your door open in case he returns.
Male dogs sometimes leave if they can smell a female in heat, so maybe he is just out to have himself a good time. Have you often walked him around the neighbourhood, if so he might know his way back, if not, he might have gotten himself lost and will not be able to come back on his own.
Have never experienced any of my dogs to run away like that, normally they don't even want to leave my shadow.
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#182096 - John Cena (04/21/2015) [-]
If an Anti-stalking protection order is places against an adult, for a minor, can the minor have it lifted? If so, how?
User avatar #182106 to #182096 - lordbrauner ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
No. A minor can't lift a no contact order until he/she is 18 years old. Then they have to take it to court and go through the legal process to get it lifted.
#182121 to #182106 - John Cena (04/21/2015) [-]
Thank you. I should have worded it differently because I meant can the minor have it lifted once they turn 18.
User avatar #182122 to #182121 - lordbrauner ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
No problem. Also, if the man in question is on probation or parole for any reason concerning the No-Contact Order, then he will have to talk to his probation officer to get the process started.
#182123 to #182122 - John Cena (04/21/2015) [-]
The minor will be 18 in January of 2018, and the probation ends in July of this year. You've been a huge help. Thanks again.
User avatar #182124 to #182123 - lordbrauner ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
My pleasure, and good luck. It sounds like you guys are in for an arduous time.
User avatar #182101 to #182096 - sugoi (04/21/2015) [-]
The heck is an anti-stalking protection order?
Is that like a restraining order?
#182120 to #182101 - John Cena (04/21/2015) [-]
More or less. I don't know what the difference between the two is, but when I Google'd about this I found out there are different ways of dealing with them.
User avatar #182082 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I want to learn a language Japanese just enough so I could read it on the internet, maybe even type it if I wanted to, but mainly read because there are some good stories on the internet that I just can't wait for them to be translated chapter by chapter maybe once a week if I'm lucky. I know there are tons of websites on the internet that make learning a language really easy for free, but I was hoping to get an actual recommendation.
Light novels are so good, and I'm very impatient with translates although they're trying their hardest to translate the stories I happen to like. I just want to learn this so I can read them instead of just finding a synopsis interesting but ending up getting closed on like a door because no one wants to translate, and god MACHINE TRANSLATIONS just don't convey the original meaning at all, you get the gist of it to an extent if you're really trying, but.. it just doesn't work.
#182083 to #182082 - confusedasian (04/21/2015) [-]
FFFFFUCKING WEEB FAG GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD GOD FUCKING DAAAAAMN.



You do realize that learning the language, even just to read, will take considerably longer than just waiting for one of your translations right?



User avatar #182084 to #182083 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I understand I may sound like a weeaboo, and It might actually take longer than waiting for translations, but I didn't come here exactly expecting this to be as easy as pie. There are some stories that won't ever be translated y'know? There's even some stories that just get dropped dead in the matter of translations. I've just ran out of books to read in my local library and I want to make my time productive if I'm not goofing off.

So do you know a good program/website or not?
User avatar #182085 to #182084 - confusedasian (04/21/2015) [-]
Yes and no. The site directs you to others of the language. Let's say I was Swedish. How the site works is, it gives you little assignments (and some lessons if I remember correctly.), you do the assignments, send it to me and I will grade it/show you better or other ways to say something. Using the Swedish example again because I like saying and reading the words Swedish, you will be assigned to describe this bathroom in Swedish. You finish the assignments and you send it to me, or you put it in the open. Either I, a Swedish speaking person, or another Swedish fluent/native will then grade it. This is how the site works if you wish to use a site. Swedish. Do I recommend it? Yes of course why else would I be talking about it? But I would recommend doing some reading/learning/studying before hand. You can use the site to learn, but it's more like a tutor. You have to have some sort of knowledge. You can go in with nothing and come out with something, it's just easier to go in with school supplies. If that makes sense. Swedish Swedish.

Jap fap has multiple "languages" that is all used together. Hiragana, katakana, and kanji. Hiragana being "kindergarten level". Literally. Kids learn this first before moving on to katakana and kanji. You could theoretically get by with just hiragana, but like I said, it's kidergarten level. So you're going to sound and read like a little baby. The difference between all of these and why they're there: hiragana is the, you can think of it as traditional Japanese. Katakana is foreign words being translated/given a new name into Japanese. Kanji is basically Chinese words being adapted into Japanese.

I suggest hiragana, followed by katakana, lastly being kanji. You'll also need, obviously, to learn the grammar so things make sense.



I wrote a lot and most likely have spelling errors and what not. I'm not going back to fix them.



Swedish.
User avatar #182086 to #182085 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh well, guess I'll go study a bit and look for something that can refine my terrible knowledge when I think i'm ready. Thank you, I understood the whole separation of the language, but thanks regardless.
I'm not treating this like it'll be easy by the way, I understand it'll take months or even years. Honestly though this is a faster method of reading the light novels I want to, the story could expand and be translated by a lot within those few months and years, but all of that can be read within a day if it's interesting enough and then I can go on to read the raw, hopefully.
Thanks for typing all of that and I appreciate your time, sorry for coming off as a weeb, but I kinda have to if i'm going to get any attention, though I guess I coulda just asked for a free language learning website.
User avatar #182087 to #182086 - confusedasian (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, I don't like weebs or otakus, but I was more just making a joke.

LOWER YOUR VOLUME BY A LOT BEFORE CLICKING THE VIDEO

I was making a joke with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7n_koR8tc
User avatar #182088 to #182087 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
I got the reference, don't worry lol.
I don't like weebs or otakus either, but I can't help myself from enjoying the literature that just happens to be in Japanese..
User avatar #182090 to #182088 - confusedasian (04/21/2015) [-]
Then keep reading them. I like white people emo music. Sucks when someone calls me an emo faggot and I get grouped with them, but I don't really care. I'll still listen to the music I like. Same with you. You like those cartoons or books or whatever. Sucks being grouped with weebs and otakus, but what does it matter? Just do what you like.
User avatar #182091 to #182090 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Yeah there you go, it's not nice to be assumed you're part of a specific fanbase by random people just because you happen to like it. Keep w/ what you doin man.
#182092 to #182091 - confusedasian (04/21/2015) [-]
Generalize all you want about me dude. Like I said I don't care. I don't know where you're from, but where I grew up in people generalized each other all the time. It wasn't a "ew you're different get away." kind of thing. We were all friendly. Just generalizing makes it easier to know the type of person, what they like, and what they don't like.
Generalize all you want about me dude. Like I said I don't care. I don't know where you're from, but where I grew up in people generalized each other all the time. It wasn't a "ew you're different get away." kind of thing. We were all friendly. Just generalizing makes it easier to know the type of person, what they like, and what they don't like.
User avatar #182095 to #182092 - forgetfulperson ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh no i'm not generalizing you. I was just stating my feelings on the matter. Whilst I don't like to be generalized as a weeb or otaku, all arrows point to me being one when I look at what describes them. Me being interested in japanese just for literature defintely puts me in the weeb section for sure.
User avatar #182077 - derpityhurr (04/20/2015) [-]
5^(x+2) -5^x=24
how solve
User avatar #182668 to #182077 - owllynator (04/26/2015) [-]
20 +4 = 24
User avatar #182079 to #182078 - derpityhurr (04/20/2015) [-]
thats not how exponents work
but I got it so its fine
answer is x=0 btw
#182080 to #182079 - confusedasian (04/20/2015) [-]
There are smart people, there are dumb people, and then there is me.
There are smart people, there are dumb people, and then there is me.
User avatar #182093 to #182080 - notred ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
You are just confused, that's all.
#182072 - muchname ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
two of my best mates, that got me out of my small, megalomaniac shell are fighting, one of them put up some shitty remix of the other and they both took it too far
I honestly wan't to stay out but they all keep applying the pressure to me, one side going so far as to blame the whole thing on me
what do /advice/?
User avatar #182669 to #182072 - owllynator (04/26/2015) [-]
what do you mean remix?
User avatar #182670 to #182669 - muchname ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
MLG vid
you're a few days too late, they're still fighting but I'm out of it now
User avatar #182675 to #182670 - owllynator (04/26/2015) [-]
oh shit son
#182066 - newstart (04/20/2015) [-]
Guys im sad, im soon gonna have a ceremony thing (about as important as a wedding) and my father doesnt want to show up because i never visit him, however i never visit him because he's abusive. He's acting like a child and saying that i have to say sorry, i wouldnt mind if it was only him but its my whole fathers side of the family. My moms side is about as big as grandparents and an aunt + uncle with 2 nephews. And my stepdads side arent coming because im not a real part of their family. Wat do /Advice/?
#182070 to #182066 - dragx (04/20/2015) [-]
Do you really want him to come? If him being abusive was really that big an issue, you wouldn't want him to come. Now I can't scale how abusive he was to you, but the fact that you'd consider inviting him puts some perspective weight towards the shallow end between abuse and caring. So i'd assume whatever issues he has are minor enough to be overlooked. My best advice is to apologize and see how he reacts, if he's gonna be an arrogant prick, the forget him, but if he's going to use that apology to aid relations with you, then play along.
#182068 to #182066 - plantain (04/20/2015) [-]
Give them the finger and celebrate your event with the people who actually care about you.
Give them the finger and celebrate your event with the people who actually care about you.
User avatar #182042 - confusedasian (04/20/2015) [-]
I don't live anywhere near a guitar shop. I don't even know if they have any in Florida. How would I go about changing my nut? I'm going to switch gauges of my string, and I don't think mine will currently fit. They're 9-42. I want to get bigger because they're a bit too "springy or loose" when I tune to D standard or drop C.
User avatar #182060 to #182042 - joshualegitsky (04/20/2015) [-]
No advice here. Just curious what kind of guitar you got
User avatar #182062 to #182060 - confusedasian (04/20/2015) [-]
Yamaha Pacifica. One of those like starter guitars. Probably getting another so I don't have to switch tunings all the time, but at the same time might get a bass just to try it out. Basses look funner for some reason. I opted for the electric guitar because I like their sound more than the bass.
User avatar #182063 to #182062 - joshualegitsky (04/20/2015) [-]
Looks good. My brother plays the bass. He plays with an electric but he says that the acoustic bass is pretty fun. Definitely something to check out.
User avatar #182057 to #182042 - unforgivenfive (04/20/2015) [-]
well you'd go to music for this.

what part of florida do you live? we definitely have shops here man theres a guitar center 30-40 minutes from my house and a indepdent shop 10 minutes away

what gauge we're you looking to change to?
User avatar #182058 to #182057 - confusedasian (04/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I tried music board. Posted over here for more people to see as well.

I'm Southwest Florida. Near the Ft Myers/Cape Coral area.

I'm aiming for 11-54. So 54, 42, 30, 22, 15, 11.
User avatar #182059 to #182058 - unforgivenfive (04/20/2015) [-]
www.google.com/maps/search/guitar+stores+near+Ft.+Myers/@26.5894272,-81.8687033,12z
All the music stores in Cape Coral.

you could buy the material and do it yourself. youtube how to make a guitar nut.
I hope you have another guitar, because guitars don't like adjusting to new gauges all the time, they dont handle it well.
#182039 - friendofaf (04/20/2015) [-]
Hey guys I am so fed up with my acne it just won't go away. I've tried some shitty 'clearasil' cream but that hasn't done shit. Please help me get rid of it
User avatar #182137 to #182039 - unforgivenfive (04/21/2015) [-]
Have you tried Soap and water?
some cases of acne are medically based. but for teenagers the best solution is to wash your face a couple times of day
At night get a damp wash cloth (ring it out first) put it on your pillow/face(depending on how you sleep) and leave it there for at least an hour a night(also clean your pillow cases once a week.)
User avatar #182089 to #182039 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/21/2015) [-]
shaving cream seems to work best for me after trying a few facial scrubs and all that.
Cover your whole face/forehead in it. Shave what you want or just wait a couple minutes, Rinse off with water.

Also, never pop them. Just leaves red marks. Does not clear up well.
#182074 to #182039 - thedudeintheshirt (04/20/2015) [-]
Real advice here.

- Get 10% benzoyl peroxide facewash (I think it's like 7 bucks at walmart)
- Get non comedogenic lotion (it's important because you need to moisturize your skin and regular lotion will clog your pores.)
- Wash morning and night (6 AM and 6 PM)

Tips:
- Change your pillow cases every 2 days
- Don't touch your face


Your acne will be almost completely gone if you do all of this
#182081 to #182074 - friendofaf (04/20/2015) [-]
Alright cool beans Ill give it a go. I think I'll give just just about everything everyone has said a go haha
User avatar #182071 to #182039 - dragx (04/20/2015) [-]
Firstly, don't touch your face. Stop it.
Secondly wash your face frequently.
Thirdly I know some products that will clear it up, but they'll most likely just break out again. Finally, change your diet, stop eating greasy shit, it's not good for your health or your acne.
User avatar #182064 to #182039 - titsmccracken (04/20/2015) [-]
You could try hibiclens soap. It's used for killing bacteria for pre or post surgery. I use it and have friends that use it with good results. Just wash with it when you regularly shower.
User avatar #182061 to #182039 - joshualegitsky (04/20/2015) [-]
My acne clears up if I don't fap for a while. If you can stand a coo shower they can help with acne. I usually switch between pretty hot and pretty coo. Its a very helpful thing to do. Don't go on antibiotics though. My acne cleared up but now I'm lactose intolerant. Not a good trade.
User avatar #182049 to #182039 - brownskin (04/20/2015) [-]
Used to have the same issue, bad acne and nothing seemed to work. The way I resolved the issue may surprise you, but I am being 100% serious.

Different pillowcase every night. You wouldn't think about how much skin oil you leave in your pillow every night, but it adds up. Get a few pillow cases and swap them out every so often. Combine that with regular face-washing, and if you're anything like me, you'll be clearing up within the month. Exercise helps too, but this is FJ, so lets not get ahead of our selves.
#182051 to #182049 - friendofaf (04/20/2015) [-]
Fuck man I don't even doubt it. I've heard some shit about dirty pillow cases causing all kinds of problems for your face. I'm gonna try that. How many pillow cases do you own?
User avatar #182052 to #182051 - brownskin (04/20/2015) [-]
I've got five but I've grown out of my acne issues at this point do I don't think I really need to do it anymore. More of a habit at this point.
#182053 to #182052 - friendofaf (04/20/2015) [-]
You got five. How often did you wash them and alternate? was it really every day?
User avatar #182054 to #182053 - brownskin (04/20/2015) [-]
When I started out I switched every morning and just did my laundry whenever I ran out, usually by then I had worn enough clothes to warrant a load in the washing machine. If not, then you can also use a clean t-shirt that you don't plan on using. pretty often I was just too lazy to do laundry so I slept with a t-shirt for a pillowcase. Recently I've been switching them every few days but like I said I don't really get Acne anymore so it isn't an issue for me anymore.
#182055 to #182054 - friendofaf (04/20/2015) [-]
That is probably a great way. But I'm just gonna train myself to sleep on my back lol
User avatar #182056 to #182055 - brownskin (04/20/2015) [-]
Be careful with that one. My girlfriend's brother developed sleep apnea doing that
User avatar #182048 to #182039 - nonbenderinlife (04/20/2015) [-]
Consult a dermatologist before it gets any worse. Im in a way worse position than you and I wish I had taken care of it sooner (My old dermatologist prescribed me a bunch of cremes and lotions that didnt do shit). Now Im waiting for september to come in order to start taking retinoids but in the meantime Im taking milk thistle capsules and wheat grass. Good luck!
User avatar #182046 to #182039 - notred ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Pretty much just wash your face mayne. Wash your clothes more and sheets. Shower regularly. I have it as well. It's really lame tho cause every guy in my family has had really really bad acne.
User avatar #182040 to #182039 - sinery (04/20/2015) [-]
Wash yo face.
Wash yo sheets.
Eat antibiotics.
Dry out skin.
#182041 to #182040 - friendofaf (04/20/2015) [-]
I was my face alot. I wash my sheets fair enough amounts of times. I don't wanna eat antibiotics because I'm worried if I stop they'll just come back. The only thing that shit cream seems to be doing is drying my shit
User avatar #182043 to #182041 - sinery (04/20/2015) [-]
Well, you're just going to have to deal with your acne then.
Every sucker gets some sort of antibiotics prescribed to them.
As for them creams, yeah, they're pretty much bs, you're better off rubbing alcohol on your face.
#182033 - dehumanizer (04/20/2015) [-]
mfw i realised i will never ever get a gf
User avatar #182024 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
Awesome places to visit in New York?

inb4: Harlam after 23:00
User avatar #182118 to #182024 - warrenzthehero (04/21/2015) [-]
Ivebeen to Manhatten, and i cant speak about the other burroughs, but i know where i enjoyed myself.
The Toys-R-Us at Times Square. It's fucking great.
Also on Times Square is like a 4-stiry Walgreens
I got a rtetal kick out of that, for some reason.
Also Battery Park.
Take the Staten Island Ferry, but when everyone is wasting tier film taking pictures of the Statue of liberty, turn around and get some amazing skyline shots of Manhattan.
WALK AROUND. Dont think you have to have some itinerary. Just walk around and enjoy city and its lingering smell of dumpster.
Central Park.
Bryant Park.
User avatar #182069 to #182024 - plantain (04/20/2015) [-]
FAO Schwarz is worth a visit. It's one of the oldest toy stores in America and it has some really neat stuff to look at.
User avatar #182023 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
Could someone here say a genre that'd be fun to make a synopsis for?
We're working on that in film class right now, and i'm all out of ideas.
User avatar #182025 to #182023 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
rare pepes
User avatar #182026 to #182025 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
It's a daring idea, but it just might work.
User avatar #182027 to #182026 - soldiertwo (04/20/2015) [-]
dude you're gonna be so cringy, that your boddy will implode of cringy-ness.
but yeah maybe social medias and how different people are on different sites, like FJ=autisme
4Chan=smart people acting dumb
tumblr=dumb people thinking they're smart
facebook=dumb people in particularly

maybe some of the huge shit storms from over time
User avatar #182028 to #182027 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
... What?
#182003 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
r8 my swag.
User avatar #182015 to #182003 - kegget (04/20/2015) [-]
0/10 would not attend bar mitzvah
User avatar #182016 to #182015 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
i'm not a jew
User avatar #182017 to #182016 - kegget (04/20/2015) [-]
i don't believe jew
User avatar #182018 to #182017 - xxkosukexx ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
I'm actually black and white.
User avatar #182008 to #182003 - joshualegitsky (04/20/2015) [-]
On a scale of 1 to Lenny kravitz. You're on your way.
User avatar #182002 - lolninjakik (04/20/2015) [-]
Would having a dual major in: Engineering + Economics, be a Good Idea or Terrible Idea?
User avatar #182076 to #182002 - hirollin (04/20/2015) [-]
economics is useless. save your time and go with engineer.
#182038 to #182002 - flufflepuff (04/20/2015) [-]
What the other guy said is probably retarded.

Focus on being a really good engineer. Nobody in your own town is going to want you if you suck, and certainly not people from other countries. Add languages later.

As for economics? I'd say go for it if you were a finance, business, or accounting major, but engineering? Don't do it.
User avatar #182009 to #182002 - joshualegitsky (04/20/2015) [-]
Just my advice and I have no credentials but you should look into getting other languages under your belt. The worlds evolving and as an engineer who could connect languages youd be in high demand. Depending on your feild of engineering of course.
#182001 - John Cena (04/20/2015) [-]
Hey advice, I need some opinions. For context, I am female. I am engaged and I intend on getting married very soon and I want my mother to be there... however, she passed away and was cremated. How odd would it be to have her urn at my wedding? She always wanted to witness it, but I don't know if it'd be weird with her urn there. I don't think anyone would mind, my mother was loved by all our family and friends. Basically, part of me doesn't want the guests to feel uncomfortable, and another part of me doesn't give a shit how they feel :/
User avatar #182032 to #182001 - watermelloon (04/20/2015) [-]
fuck it. make her a god damned centerpiece on your table. who gives a shit what people think.

User avatar #182022 to #182001 - gabemczombie (04/20/2015) [-]
It's your wedding, not theirs. Go for it.
User avatar #182014 to #182001 - braveblue (04/20/2015) [-]
I think I've seen many people do it in the movies so I think you are clear to go.
User avatar #182010 to #182001 - joshualegitsky (04/20/2015) [-]
I think I have a good idea. Kind of discreetly make her a huge center of attention. If you could find a way to place her in the making of a fountain or a large flower display. You could just put the earn and if anybody asks tell them.
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#182030 to #181999 - notred ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
NOBODY WANTS TO DATE SOMEBODY THAT IS SAD!

Nobody wants to take care of a crying person. Not a single person.

You need to get over yourself. That person isn't your parent. That person isn't anyone obligated to help you. Stop pretending they are responsible for you not killing yourself.

You are the master of yourself. Figure it out. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that when somebody constantly texts you and calls you and is so obsessed with you that it is screwed up.



TL;DR: Get over your depression, leave her alone. She doesn't want to talk to you so don't fucking talk to her. There are no maybies when somebody TELLS you or at least heavily implies it that she doesn't want to talk to you.

You are the issue. Not her.

INB4 "I can't just get over depression". You fucking can. Everyone has gone through depression once in their life. It's normal. Quit being a baby about it.
#182045 to #182030 - howdoyoueven (04/20/2015) [-]
Well I am taking what she said to heart before she hung up, she told me I need to find what makes me happy. Not deprive my happiness on others, I'm taking time to figure my self out now. Honestly I know I messed up, I explained to her last time we talked that I fucked up. She didn't care, what was done was done. I'm taking everything to heart, and learning from this because honestly it wasn't right for me to date her so fast after leaving a bad relationship.
I transferred all my worries, and feelings to her which wasn't right to her. Thanks for replying, that's what I needed to hear I know it was my fault. But only thing I can do is learn, and take time for my self and figure my self out.
User avatar #181986 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/20/2015) [-]
i need help to stay awake ideas? coffee dosent seem to help at all i dont if i dont drink enough or what
User avatar #182050 to #181986 - brownskin (04/20/2015) [-]
Don't drink coffee. It's good to wake you up but once you crash you'll crash very hard with no energy in the tank to begin with. Do something to keep your mind alert. Play a round of Halo real quick or something that requires focus and attention. Just don't read or anything. A cold shower helps buckets also but its pretty unpleasant.
#181993 to #181986 - flufflepuff (04/20/2015) [-]
have an existential crisis
User avatar #181995 to #181993 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/20/2015) [-]
my life is going a bit too well atm for me to do that now a year ago that would of been easy but a year ago nothing mattered to me enough that i need to be awake
#181998 to #181995 - flufflepuff (04/20/2015) [-]
if you're going to be sitting in class, try eating one cheerio or m&m at a time. Just one.

You're probably not going to pay attention to anything else, but you'll probably stay awake if you concentrate on it.
User avatar #182000 to #181998 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/20/2015) [-]
but i have no money to buy cherios or m&ms
User avatar #181991 to #181986 - advicedude (04/20/2015) [-]
don't excersize. it only helps for a bit. try walking outside for a bit.
User avatar #181994 to #181991 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/20/2015) [-]
ah but ima be in class when the real threat of falling asleep comes
User avatar #181996 to #181994 - advicedude (04/20/2015) [-]
ah. try poking your face frequently.
User avatar #181997 to #181996 - thisxshitxisxhard (04/20/2015) [-]
wouldnt that look wierd in the middle of class not saying i wont try it but if theres another way
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