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#155795 - ilikelizards (09/20/2014) [-]
The internet ruined me and now I assume every single female is a bitchy feminist who will take my money and leave me, what do?
User avatar #155856 to #155795 - thatnigger (09/21/2014) [-]
If you think like that, you're no better then the females that assume all men are assholes, etc.

Honestly, just get to know a girl, talk to them. If they're not the type that likes to talk to guys or are just unfriendly, then stop talking to them. Simple as that.
User avatar #155808 to #155795 - makotoitou (09/21/2014) [-]
nigga they might be
#155798 to #155795 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
stop being dumb, you know all females are like that. stop thinking like that.

it's simple.
#155800 to #155798 - ilikelizards (09/20/2014) [-]
oh no rip in peace my children
#155791 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
The girl ive been talking to for a bit has just told me that the guy she was talkivg to has stopped talkiivg to her she feeels really shit and sad do i bother going in and comfroting her?


sorry fotr the spelling just got back grom a gathering but yeah i feel really confused on what to do she is everything i would want but i am not what she would want

what do it pisses me off alot
#155869 to #155791 - dehumanizer (09/21/2014) [-]
Save your time and feelings by not beeing a beta oribiter.
#155874 to #155869 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
thanks dehumanizer for your words of wisdom    
   
   
love you xoxoxox
thanks dehumanizer for your words of wisdom


love you xoxoxox
#155884 to #155874 - dehumanizer (09/21/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#155793 to #155791 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
yes go and comforter her.   
   
the last thing they want is to be ignored.
yes go and comforter her.

the last thing they want is to be ignored.
User avatar #155794 to #155793 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
She went to bed she went "i feel so shit i need to go to sleep"


do you think its good to ask if shes ok tomorrow? comfort her?
#155796 to #155794 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
yes, why not?

don't over do it though.
User avatar #155797 to #155796 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
what do you mean by over doing it?


talking too much?
#155801 to #155797 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
well don't look clingy, just send a message asking how she is and wait. don't keep sending messages until you get a reply. so tomorrow, just ask her "how are you feeling today? do you want to talk?"

User avatar #155802 to #155801 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
ok ok ive been doing it right

Ill just ask how she is feeling and if shes alright


thank you anon
#155804 to #155802 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
ur welcom
ur welcom
#155806 to #155804 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
gonna recover right now from getting pissed so    
   
   
thank you anon love you
gonna recover right now from getting pissed so


thank you anon love you
User avatar #155792 to #155791 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
it really makes me sad and i dont know what to do
#155758 - honzo ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
dubs decides what i say to this girl im friends with
User avatar #155765 to #155758 - fishinyourface (09/20/2014) [-]
**fishinyourface rolls 44** wanna go to a circlejerk with me?
#155776 to #155765 - honzo ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
guess i'll post again when she responds ._.
User avatar #155790 to #155776 - youngneil (09/20/2014) [-]
If she ever responds to that.
#155814 to #155790 - honzo ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
lol she didn't, so i just opted to tell her i wasn't serious
User avatar #155763 to #155758 - awesomanium (09/20/2014) [-]
**awesomanium rolls 92** ayy lmao
User avatar #155764 to #155763 - awesomanium (09/20/2014) [-]
#nowaytoayy
User avatar #155762 to #155758 - marinepenguin ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
**marinepenguin rolls 31** Devin, I.....
User avatar #155761 to #155758 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
**makotoitou rolls 81** jews are ugly
#155759 to #155758 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
**dehumanizer rolls 12**

Devon, we need to meet tommorow, there is something very important I have to confess to you.
User avatar #155756 - mightypower (09/20/2014) [-]
Yo, Germanfags, what is Germany's stance on websites such as project free tv? Or Firstrowsports? I am over in Germany for a year and don't want to miss my shows or any of my local sports. Vielen Danke in advance.
#155863 to #155756 - minutes ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Germany has ridiciolous laws concerning copyright. I don't know about the sites you mentioned, but cause of the GEMA, we aren't even allowed to watch all youtube videos, we sometimes can't use sites like pandora either, so.. You can still use a proxxy or go on kinox.to .
User avatar #155864 to #155863 - mightypower (09/21/2014) [-]
So am i able to watch any youtube videos? Or am I literally fucked for keeping up with some of my shows? I have yet to get a screen saying that I am on a illegal webpage for example. Thanks for the answers
#155865 to #155864 - minutes ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
You can watch youtube videos, but some songs are banned. It's not illegal as in the cops will show up, it simply says you don't have permission to watch this from your location and will not play. If it plays and you are not on an illegal website, it's totally legal. Not to forget that just watching on sites like kinox.to is considered illegal, but the government chooses to ignore it cause they are busy tracking down the ones who actually stream and download stuff.
User avatar #155866 to #155865 - mightypower (09/21/2014) [-]
Ye i understand what you mean man. So for example, that project free tv site is simply a streaming service, but it is illegal. The videos are not hosted on it, but it links off to the sites to watch it. Well I may just try and get away with it for the year. I will play the card ' I am a tourist, I did not know'. I will not be torrenting videos/music etc. I will just be streaming them, so I will just take a chance. Thanks a lot minutes.
#155867 to #155866 - minutes ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
No problem, streaming won't get you in trouble i think. I am doing this for years now and everyone I know is doing it too and no one is getting caught
User avatar #155868 to #155867 - mightypower (09/21/2014) [-]
Ye in Ireland we do and nothing has happened. I will just not torrent anything. Vielen Danke Minutes.
User avatar #155767 to #155756 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
I summon thee: Minutes.
#155862 to #155767 - minutes ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Got my name notifications turned off :/
User avatar #155880 to #155862 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Dang, man. :L
I can kinda understand why, though.
User avatar #155754 - chimpaflimp (09/20/2014) [-]
1)Attempt to log in to Steam
2)Some bullshit called 'Steam Guard' appears and sends a 'security' email to an invalid address
3)Tells me to contact Steam Support
4)Try to send question; it freezes on step one.
5)Get angry because IT'S A FUCKING STUPID SYSTEM HOLY SHIT.
6)Repeat.
Any advice on how I can fix this bullshit?
User avatar #155768 to #155754 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Steam Guard is legit, though...

Contact Steam via Email?
User avatar #155780 to #155768 - chimpaflimp (09/20/2014) [-]
No idea how to. Can't find an address anywhere.
User avatar #155782 to #155781 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Stupid FunnyJunk threw in a space in there.
Take out that space inbetween @ and support
User avatar #155757 to #155754 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
not use bogus emails for important things..?
User avatar #155760 to #155757 - chimpaflimp (09/20/2014) [-]
By invalid I mean on a service that no longer exists, not a throwaway.
#155748 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
which part of the air force do you apply to if you want to fly them really big bombers?

B52s and stuff like that.
#155771 to #155748 - usarmyexplain (09/20/2014) [-]
You would have to apply for the air force academy, qualify, be accepted, then apply, and be accepted into the B52 bomber pilot training after graduating. After a good 6 to 8 years of training you MAY be able to have your hands on the flight yoke as a co-pilot.

Pic related, the B52, our largest bomber and it's standard loadout.
#155773 to #155771 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
thanks for that.

now I can go bomb some ruskies if it comes to it.
User avatar #155775 to #155773 - usarmyexplain (09/20/2014) [-]
Glad I could help
User avatar #155769 to #155748 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
I summon thee: USArmyExplain.
He might be able to help. I mean, when you take your ASVAB it'll kinda pre-determine where you'll best be suited for. (I think...)
User avatar #155770 to #155769 - usarmyexplain (09/20/2014) [-]
Boom, I'm here, baby
#155746 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
how do you cook with bud?
User avatar #155734 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
My dad has really high expectations of me. Because of the way his relatives have looked down on him his entire life - they've all gone to college whereas he wasn't able to - he feels less compared to them. I guess because I'm his oldest son, he feels that if I'm able to become a doctor or someone with an important job, they won't think so low of him.

I'd hate to disappoint him, but I really have no inclination towards medicine. He has high expectations for me, but I just want a simple life. I want to write, to draw, to make movies. But my dad has kinda' had his mind set on the idea that I'm going to become a doctor.

Because of this, it's been a really difficult few weeks in college trying to decide which path in life I'm going to take:

In one path, I put myself through hell to get a job so that I can put myself through hell every day until I die. In another path, I do what I'm good at and what I enjoy, but I don't get a stable job or a comfortable life.

Haha...why wasn't I born with the desire to be a doctor? Maybe in that life I would have made my dad proud.
User avatar #155788 to #155734 - dasistwunderbar ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Be careful here. as much as your dad is trying to push a career on you, you gotta know that he's doing this because he thinks you lack motivation for something else, an opinion that was backed up by your stated goal of having a 'quiet life'. I think your dad may be trying less to see you go into his business than merely try to get you to do something. If you're confronting or defying this guy, you need a counter-argument, tell him you want to be a journalist, or a graphic designer, or a goddamn gigolo, but show him you have the drive to make your own way in life. If you can make him feel like you can succeed without his help, your relationship will ecome ten times easier.
User avatar #155789 to #155788 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
But the thing is...I'm not really sure what to do. If I pursue a career in film-making, I'd be risking everything for a small percent of success. I understand that I need a backup (which is why I'm thinking of getting a BSN in Nursing), but it seems that most of the things that interest me have very little to do with each other.
User avatar #155785 to #155734 - nought (09/20/2014) [-]
You have to do what you want to do. Even if you impress your dad you will not get any enjoyment of of medicine and you'll end up hating doing it everyday
There are tons of other options other than a doctor that are stable and comfortable, in fact being a doctor is a VERY stressful (but high paying) job
User avatar #155786 to #155785 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
The main problem for me, I feel, is that few of my skills are really marketable and while I'd like to learn more things, I'm just not really sure where to focus in my life. For example, I'd like to learn Chemistry, but I'm not interested in becoming a pharmacist or a chemical engineer. Not that I'm any good at it, but it's something that I'd like to be decent at at least.

I'm just not really sure of where to go with my life.
User avatar #155737 to #155734 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
Do what you wanna do. I think your dad wants you to succeed, and if being a doctor is gonna be hell you're not gonna succeed anyways.
User avatar #155740 to #155737 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
A lot of people tell me that college is when you learn about different career paths that you never knew interested you. I guess I've been bottlenecking myself into medicine when I could try and see if there are other jobs that interest me. Maybe something in biology. I've only taken one biology class in my life and my teacher was pretty terrible.
#155707 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
does anyone know how to not be irritated about couples? I'm serious, it really sucks when you find your day getting ruined slowly the more you hear or see couples everywhere. I try my best to ignore it, I really do, but it just does't stop. I'm a girl, I'm 22, and I've never had anything close to a date. For the most part, my friends have been the same, but slowly they're all getting boyfriends and some even getting married or having a kid...I just got a text from one of my friends saying she met a guy and it just ruins my shit because...well it sucks, it just does. Everyone is going to find someone, and I'm just going to sit there alone. I never do this either, I never complain to anyone, I never let anyone know how I feel about this situation, and I never let on that I hate being around other couples because I know that self pity is terribly unattractive. So what am I doing wrong?
User avatar #155772 to #155707 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Alright, here's the thing:
Don't worry about it. Get yourself our of your comfort zone, meet some people, and have fun with life. Eventually you will find someone.

The greatest way to meet someone is by just being friends, eh?
Don't be desperate. Take things slowly. And when you do find someone, they'll be perfect for you.
If things are meant to be then things will kind of just happen. You don't have to force anything. If you feel like you and someone else are starting to make a connection then start hanging around them more; Get to know them.

How do you know if a guy is the least bit interested?
If he will hold a conversation with you for an hour (or longer). If it's just you two the entire time, and both enjoy the conversation/ the presence of the other.
#155838 to #155772 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
thank you, this was the most helpful thing I've read. I appreciate it.
User avatar #155718 to #155707 - novuss (09/20/2014) [-]
Go out more, put yourself out there. Meet new people. That way you might find somebody as well. Sitting around and complaining wont get you anywhere.
#155721 to #155718 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
I go to school, I work in retail, and I go out every once in a while with friends to bars and shit. What am I supposed to do, wear a neon sign? I don't just sit around complaining all the time, I'm allowed to complain this once because I don't know what to do, so please don't tell me to just not sit around and not to complain....
User avatar #155724 to #155721 - novuss (09/20/2014) [-]
Well you asked for advice, so don't tell people not to voice their opinions. Thats a bit childish.

You sound very pessimistic. Lighten up a bit. There is no guide to fixen your problem. You just need to be happy. See the positive in everything. Nobody likes to be around bitter people.

“You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down”
― Charles Chaplin
#155731 to #155724 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
I only said that because it sounds as if you're assuming I do this all the time, and I don't, so it's insulting when someone says that to me. I know people who incessantly complain about this crap, and I stated I know how unattractive that is, so I never do it, so don't bundle me up with them.
lighten up a bit? I'm having a shitty day, that's why I'm posting on here; I'm not constantly pessimistic. thanks for replying anyway though, at least you did.
#155739 to #155731 - novuss (09/20/2014) [-]
Well you seem like a total bitch. Have a great life
#155741 to #155739 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
made me laugh actually
#155710 to #155707 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Caring and making it a problem instead of looking at the goodside and enjoying your situaton as best as you can.
#155714 to #155710 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
It's easier said than done. I have days where it's much easier, but I really hate being fake, and when I have to be, it takes a lot out of you. I know, I'm probably doing the "edgy emotional" bullshit people make fun of but it's true, it's mentally exhausting to go through life pretending. But If I didn't, I would have zero friends, and absolutely zero chance with anyone.
#155719 to #155714 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Well im pritty much like you but then i realised all of this relationship thing is overrated and that my loneliness comes from my introveted lifestyle. I do belive i might get a gf sometime but I realised that I am more imporant to me than a mysterious partner you know? What exactly are you faking?
#155722 to #155719 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
I'm faking being happy/interested when friends go on to me about their relationship, or how they met someone. And I do have the attitude about not needing a relationship, but once in a while I feel lonely, and something like news of one of my friends being in a new relationship just kicks you down hard when it's one of those times...
#155723 to #155722 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Yeah i know that feeling to well, especialy when you are jaleous they got a partner and you're still single but you also feel guilty about it...

Well just tell them you dont want to care or find some single friends. Its better if they're uglier and bigger losers than you. except when they somehow still manage to get a partner
#155727 to #155723 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
that doesn't work. sometimes I just can't help but wonder what's wrong with me? People just say "Oh, go out and meet people" well, thanks but fucking how? I don't know how, I'm already outside, I don't sit on my computer all day, glued to the fucking screen, I do go outside, I have a life...how the fuck do other people meet others? Is going to school, having a job, and going to bars with friends not enough?
#155733 to #155727 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
well... shiit... neither do I...

Just... give it time or something... dont really know im in the same situation except most of my friends are single too and im not really trying to find a partner. Not that I know how to really, i just act like a total autistic sperg.
User avatar #155705 - Aethlius (09/20/2014) [-]
last few weeks i've been having anxiety because of thinking about death too much. it's the most scary thing i can imagine... i like being alive too much even if it's a fucked up world. does any one else have this? how do you deal with it?
#155778 to #155705 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
What makes you think about death?
Why are you afraid of dying?

To fear is to have an over-exaggeration of something, man.
Realize that you're over-exaggerating things. If you die, then you die. You can't change that. When you die, nothing on this Earth will matter anymore.
A slow and painful death may be something to fear, but death in general is not.

What I find scary, is dying and coming back to life.
My mother once died; In which, while she was dead, she saw herself in a third-person perspective. She was spectating her body. In that moment, there were angels that came down and told her that it wasn't her time to go. Afterwards she woke up.
My sister has died twice. Similar scenario; Omit the angels. There was nothing to greet her when she died. She just watched over her body until she became conscious again.

I've personally come close to dying a few times, via suffocation. (Drowning, being strangled, etc.)
At worst my vision started to fade as my brain wasn't receiving any oxygen. I may have blacked out a couple of the times that I was suffocating. Can't entirely recall.

Anyhow, so long as you're not suffocating, being tortured, or burning alive, then there really isn't much to fear.
You only fear death because you're afraid of what may lie afterwards for you.
#155709 to #155705 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Why do you like living?
User avatar #155711 to #155709 - Aethlius (09/20/2014) [-]
i dunno honestly. i'm a curious person by nature maybe that attributes to it. it would just suck to not be alive anymore.. i hope they have the tech to be able to upload conciousness to computers soon lol
#155713 to #155711 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
why are you not curious about what happens after death? Do you think babies know of the world outside the womb?
User avatar #155717 to #155713 - Aethlius (09/20/2014) [-]
i see what you're saying but i'm quite happy with how it is now. maybe in the future it'll change but for now i feel happy
#155720 to #155717 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Worrying about something you cant prevent wont do you any good, just embrace mortality and try to live a productfu healthy life.
#155676 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
Did I do something wrong? I made a friend at a local comic-con about a week ago, and I (Am a female) want to become his friend and be able to chat with him more, I am a bit interested in him but he has a girlyfriend so, can't really do anything except be friends which I don't mind. We talked for a bit after he added me on Facebook. We talked about games and stuff, and I had asked him a question about if he liked a certain game and the message was saw but never got a reply, which was fine I wasn't expecting an immediate reply of course. But, it's been like a week and he's been posting statuses and stuff and I was wondering if maybe I did something wrong? All we really talked about was cosplay/videogames and stuff we liked. I sent another message about two days (about a week after) and still nothing but statuses, I feel like I might be a bother...
User avatar #155779 to #155676 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
He probably caught onto the fact that you may like him, and is going to be on the safe-side in case he develops feelings?
Either that, or his girlfriend is, indeed, over-protective.
#155831 to #155779 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
Ah, alright. Thank you for replying. I hope that's not the case, she was really nice when I met her at the con as well and I was wanting to be her friend and all.
#155706 to #155676 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Did you try with the classic "pls respond" ?
User avatar #155686 to #155676 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
He was maybe just busy/the message didn't pop up for him. That or his gf is overprotective

User avatar #155682 to #155676 - ipostcp (09/20/2014) [-]
His gf might be interfering.
User avatar #155679 to #155676 - makotoitou (09/20/2014) [-]
you should be fine. The only possible explanation could be that his relationship with his gf is rocky and he likes you since ur a cool dude-ette, or he just forgot to see it
#155832 to #155679 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
Thank you. I hope he replies. Aha, I'll just have to wait and see.
User avatar #155671 - lacypushupbra (09/20/2014) [-]
So I took a shower today and learned how hairy I am.
I'm talking, nearly clogged the drain, hair all over the wall, strands sticking to my hands, the bottom of the tub looking like I just ripped hair off my leg and tossed it everywhere, and what's even worse is whenever my towel dries before I get to wash it the towel tracks the hair all over the bathroom.
I need some kind of solution to this problem because I'm disgusted by it, my sister is disgusted by it, and I'm tired of cleaning the shower every day.
What do?
User avatar #155683 to #155671 - haydentheviking ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
jesus thats a lot of hair lost if you clog a drain man

just shave etc like sugoi said
User avatar #155672 to #155671 - sugoi (09/20/2014) [-]
Have you tried shaving?
Waxing?
User avatar #155674 to #155672 - lacypushupbra (09/20/2014) [-]
I've tried shaving and I do it at least once a week because if I don't it gets progressively worse. I haven't tried Waxing because I can't afford it.
User avatar #155675 to #155674 - sugoi (09/20/2014) [-]
Apparently DIY kits cost 25-100 bucks so up to you man. 25 bucks aint expensive to me but if you don't wanna shell out that kinda cash you could try ducktape or some shit.
#155668 - sniffythebird (09/20/2014) [-]
During the weekdays when I'm at work, I want nothing more than to just get home and play video games / sleep / hang out with friends.

When I'm home in the weekends try to do any of those, I get bored. And immediately when I'm back at work, the cycle repeats.

What is this fuckery?
User avatar #155840 to #155668 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Circle of life, man.
Look into 'Arcade' games. Something you can pick up for 5-10 minutes and drop. Those are the best. (Not necessarily the genre, but the basics of the genre; Again, something that can be played in a very short amount of time, with high replayability.)
#155871 to #155840 - sniffythebird (09/21/2014) [-]
I'm never into those kind of games, though.

But maybe something on a handheld/phone. But I've got no idea what kind of games would even be comfortable to play on a handheld, as I mostly play FPS games on the PC.
User avatar #155879 to #155871 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
Like Rhythm games, any?
(An example would be Guitar Hero, although the game I have in mind is barely similar.)

Here's some of my favorite Android/ iOS games:
Game Dev Story
Mega Mall Story
Grand Prix Story
Plague Inc
Infectonator
Trainyard
Time Surfer

For iOS:
Super Hook Champ & Everything else by Rocketcat Games
User avatar #155688 to #155668 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Videogames can only entertain you for so much once you reach a certain age. There are other things in life that are interesting
User avatar #155692 to #155691 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Well for me I like to draw little cartoon characters or design concept art. I also like writing poetry and short stories. But most of all, I love making films.

...these are really the only things I'm good at, and I can't even use them for a career in life. Haha...I'm sorry. I'm just having a little bit of an identity crisis
#155673 to #155668 - sugoi (09/20/2014) [-]
Welcome to the real world motherfucker.   
But seriously variety is the spice of life, try to do something you aint got time for in the weekends like going out for fishing or some shit.
Welcome to the real world motherfucker.
But seriously variety is the spice of life, try to do something you aint got time for in the weekends like going out for fishing or some shit.
#155666 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Advice board female is back for another round, this time I'm going to watch Orphan Black for the next three to four hours so I'll be sitting by my computer if you want female-type advice. Don't be shy, now
User avatar #155689 to #155666 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
I kinda' miss the feeling of companionship and having someone care about me enough to help me up when the days get tough, but at the same time I know that I won't have any time to dedicate to them so it would be pointless anyway.

I guess what I'm saying is that I just miss having someone to talk to after a long day. Someone who can make the troubles go away.
Someone that, no matter what
Will always be by my side.
But it's useless, I've no time
It didn't end well last time I tried.
#155708 to #155689 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
its called
>tfw no gf
User avatar #155726 to #155708 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Eh...I guess
User avatar #155693 to #155689 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Was that poem intentional?
User avatar #155694 to #155693 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
It wasn't meant to be
But I guess it just sot of happened, haha
User avatar #155696 to #155694 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
So in addressing your problem, get a long distance best friend. I have one, whenever I'm having a tough day or I want to talk about something exciting I message him and know that he'll get it.
#155677 to #155666 - thebroble ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
My girlfriend and I have been together three years and I recently moved to Florida (I had a bad living situation it's a long story.) How do I make a long distance relationship work and what in your opinion do you think a girl needs during this time apart.
My girlfriend and I have been together three years and I recently moved to Florida (I had a bad living situation it's a long story.) How do I make a long distance relationship work and what in your opinion do you think a girl needs during this time apart.
User avatar #155678 to #155677 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Good question (also sorry)

Ok first of all get skype on every device you have. Any time you see something funny and you think femanon would love this, tell her via message. If you hear a song you think she'd like, send it her way. Let her know you're thinking about her when you think about her, cause she'll have insecurities and that'll quench it good.

It's tough with long distance relationships, you quickly run out of things to talk about, don't let that happen. Don't ignore messages. Makes plans to see her, don't leave it up to her to see you but obviously invite her over or figure out a half way point to meet. What you can do on special event days as well (something my Grandma does for my Dad) is call local florists or bottle shops etc etc, buy something over the phone and then ask them to deliver it, most will be happy to if it's within like five minutes of your girls place.
User avatar #155680 to #155678 - thebroble ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
That's a great idea, the only problem is she doesn't talk to me on the phone, I don't know how i'll convince her to skype.
User avatar #155681 to #155680 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
She won't talk to you on the phone now that you've moved to Florida?
User avatar #155697 to #155681 - thebroble ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
We talked a few times but she never asks me to and when I would ask her she was always busy. We snapchat and text 24/7 but that's about it
User avatar #155698 to #155697 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
I'd go for a visit if possible
User avatar #155699 to #155698 - thebroble ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
She's in Virginia and i'm in Florida
User avatar #155700 to #155699 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
and I'm in Australia
User avatar #155715 to #155700 - thebroble ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
Aussies! Haha I just wanted to explain is that we're far away
User avatar #155716 to #155715 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
You could catch a bus
#155667 to #155666 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
how do i get the pussy
User avatar #155669 to #155667 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Well I'd recommend an RSPCA/ASPCA or whatever animal shelter is nearest you, not only because a lot of them are full to capacity with cats but also because mixed breed cats tend to live a lot longer than purebreeds
User avatar #155657 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/20/2014) [-]
pirate bay won't load for me. Is it because my college is blocking the website or is the site down?
User avatar #155662 to #155657 - awesomanium (09/20/2014) [-]
You could try a proxy, of which there are quite a few
#155658 to #155657 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
works for me
User avatar #155659 to #155658 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/20/2014) [-]
this is some bullshit. My college has the worst possible internet. 10,000 students on one server.
#155660 to #155659 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
If its free you cant really complain, if its not find another company.
User avatar #155837 to #155660 - hoponthefeelstrain (09/21/2014) [-]
there's only one internet provider in the area cause it's in the mountains and pretty rural. that internet provider sucks btw
#155643 - swiggityswooty ONLINE (09/20/2014) [-]
why can i talk to everyone except the girl i want to talk to
#155648 to #155643 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Its called assburgers son, its a fear that pritty much every man experience and you must go on and talk ot her anyways. YOU've got to be strong, not her.
User avatar #155644 to #155643 - sugoi (09/20/2014) [-]
Because you worry too much about her opinion of you.
And fucking up, that too.
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User avatar #155664 to #155642 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Do the feet/touch test, guys are hell straight forward. If you're sitting or standing in one spot and his feet or hips are kind of facing you, he likes you. Not necessarily romantically, but if not romantically you have a broship going on worth hanging on to. If he touches you a lot, like 'accidentally' touches your hand when he passes you something or even more overt shit, same applies.

But like I said, guys are straight forward. Don't play mind games cause that'll turn em off quicker than shitty granny panties.
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User avatar #155702 to #155701 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Welcome
#155649 to #155642 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Straight up ask him with no mind games.
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#155653 to #155651 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Well just try to spend time with him or something, go on a walk in the local park/woods/ <place of intrest> . Go get something to eat, play some game/sport together, watch a movie...

I cant really say im an expert.
User avatar #155690 to #155653 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Hey dehumanizer, did something happen to you? You're usually very cynical about relationships.
#155704 to #155690 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Sometimes Im happy, sometimes Im sad, often just angry.

Each mood deducts a diffrent response.
User avatar #155725 to #155704 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Ah, well it's good that at least you're not cynical all the time
#155728 to #155725 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
Soon i'll see my old crush again, then ressurect muh feels and she will probably deny them (for the 5th time) then i will be back to anger and misery. But I've still got like... 3 days...
User avatar #155730 to #155728 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
But hey, no matter what, as long as you tell her how you feel you won't live the rest of your life regretting it
#155732 to #155730 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
instead I just regret telling her
User avatar #155735 to #155732 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Well it's not that bad. I knew this girl in middle school that I had a crush on. I told her. She denied me. Tried it again during freshman year of high-school. Denied again. It's been five years now and the feelings have subsided, but I don't ever regret telling her.

Because I mean, what's the use in bottling up an emotion?
#155736 to #155735 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
More energy for the day of retribution.
User avatar #155738 to #155736 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Ahah..not all energy is useful
User avatar #155729 to #155728 - ScottP (09/20/2014) [-]
Then you've got 3 days to feel good.
User avatar #155645 to #155642 - sugoi (09/20/2014) [-]
Hit on him and see his reaction.
Or be more chummy, a hug here a lean on there, gauge his reaction and see if he pulls away, nervously does nothing, or goes along with it.

User avatar #155637 - renier (09/20/2014) [-]
so im a freshman in college and just found out that a good friend of mine (who is still a junior in highschool) has had a huge crush on me for a while now. I really like her, but the age/disance is too far apart. What do i do?
User avatar #155640 to #155637 - sugoi (09/20/2014) [-]
Wait until you're older then date.
Keep in touch till then.
User avatar #155638 to #155637 - mrspookygunship (09/20/2014) [-]
stay in contact.
User avatar #155639 to #155638 - renier (09/20/2014) [-]
shouldnt be an issue, she messages me on either facebook or skype at least once every other day, and i always respond
#155633 - theism (09/20/2014) [-]
Is "I'm a lifeguard so I know how to give mouth to mouth" a good pickup line or seriously creepy? I'm not 100% sure but it seems like it would be creepy.
User avatar #155665 to #155633 - thirdjess (09/20/2014) [-]
Give us a selfie and I'll tell you
#155650 to #155633 - dehumanizer (09/20/2014) [-]
autism/10   
   
unless you are trying to come off as a prick in general
autism/10

unless you are trying to come off as a prick in general
User avatar #155634 to #155633 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Uh, definitely creepy. Although, it would be fun to see people's reactions if you tell them that.
#155635 to #155634 - theism (09/20/2014) [-]
I was thinking of using it or some variant as my tinder description.
User avatar #155636 to #155635 - fistfireace (09/20/2014) [-]
Well, I guess some people would find it to be funny and end up talking to you because of it. It wouldn't hurt to try it out a bit.
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