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User avatar #150506 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
Okay guys I need help I've been thinking of suicide for awhile now and everyday I'm just getting closer to doing it. I have no friends never had any real good times in my life and I just want to not feel sad anymore. I tried being out going and nobody likes and I tried online I literally just unfunny and boring and now Im getting to the point where everything is boring. i just want to have fun and have a reason to live. how do you guys enjoy stuff and not be boring? i already tried getting out of my comfort zone and just stop trying and even tried for awhile to b e funyy how do you live a life where you're just not liked and nobody really likes you and just thinks you are boring?
User avatar #150622 to #150506 - owllynator (08/20/2014) [-]
"Suicide is a permanent solution, to temporary problems" - Robin Williams
User avatar #150538 to #150506 - kkitkat (08/19/2014) [-]
First of all please do not commit suicide, i understand that it's hard but a human life is so valuable. If you think you're going to attempt it i strongly suggest calling a charity called Samaritans and talking to someone. Here is a link: www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us
Try working for a charity shop, it makes you feel good and you meet lots of people.
User avatar #150520 to #150506 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
It seems like when you were trying to be funny, you were acting a bit like someone you weren't, which might've contributed to how you feel right now. You shouldn't worry about whether you're funny or not, because when you're talking to someone, you're going to naturally say something funny. Not everyone can be a stand-up comedian. Even those guys you see who always make people laugh are just playing off their observations. It'll happen to you too, even if you don't notice it happening.

There are a couple of ways I'd recommend making friends. If you want some online friends, you should check out some of the boards on here and start posting about what you're interested in. There's even a Social board where people just talk about whatever. At least someone will see your comment, and even if you don't get a response on the first few comments you make, somebody is seeing them, and somebody will likely respond. Keep in mind: some of the boards are slow. It might take a bit to get a response.

Also, another way to meet friends online is through Reddit. Say what you want about Reddit, but there are so many different places for specialized and general interests that you're bound to find a group of people, small, large, or somewhere in between, that like the same stuff you do. There are even subreddits for making friends, like r/MakeNewFriendsHere, r/penpals, r/needafriend, and r/internetfriends. Many subreddits also feature links to similar or other subreddits, which would allow you to find even more places to find people with similar interests.

It's a bit harder to meet new people in real life, but it's definitely possible. If you're in school, you have one of the greatest ways to meet new people literally all around you. Look around and see if there are any clubs you'd be interested in. See if you can start a conversation up with someone if a class of yours. Easier said than done, I know, but I know you can do it.

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User avatar #150521 to #150520 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
If you have a job, try socializing with some of your co-workers. See if any of them go out for drinks or just hangout after work. I bet they'd be happy to at least give you a chance.

I guarantee you that there are people who think you're more interesting than you seem to let on. It seems like you've just been looking in some of the wrong places.
User avatar #150524 to #150521 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
like i don't enjoy anything but i try to??//
User avatar #150526 to #150524 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
Then you have to find something you really do enjoy. Do a bit of exploring, think about what actually interests you.
User avatar #150527 to #150526 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
like how do you do that? Sorry if I sound stupid I just always kind of did what I always have and now that I don't enjoy it anymore I really feel lost like I put so much of my life into video games I dont want it to be over because I dont have any where else to go.
User avatar #150528 to #150527 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
You don't sound stupid. I'm not exactly the "popular" guy, so I'm just trying to give you advice based on what I would try. If you're still interested in games, then you have no reason to have to leave them. A lot of games have great communities where you can make some friends that you can regularly play with. That being said, some communities aren't too friendly, but you can pretty quickly figure out who you do and don't like.

Not sure how familiar you are with the boards are, but VGB (funnyjunk.com/videogames) seems to have a pretty diverse group of people, as far as games go. There's actually a Steam FJ group if you're looking for some people to play with on Steam. It seems like there's always someone willing to play a game.

It can be tricky to discover what you like. It seems like you just sort of grow up with this stuff, and it sticks with you, which makes finding new things later in life all the more difficult. Maybe you could try your hand at programming. Maybe you could try drawing or creating pixel art if you're not a fan of your drawing abilities. You could explore different kinds of music, or even playing an instrument.

What kind of things do you like? Not necessarily what do you like, but what kind? Are you more of a techy? Do you like sci-fi, action, romance, adventure, or any of the seemingly-infinite genres out there? Do you like creating things? Do you want to improve yourself physically? Ask yourself these kinds of questions. It'll help you discover your interests and who you are.
User avatar #150533 to #150528 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
thanks I'm just being lazy I think I wish you could just try stuff and like it but I need to put more effort into stuff. i just dont have much going on in my head for doing anything but if I try harder maybe ill get out of this funk and enjoy stuff.


Like half the stuff you said I never even ask myself I dont even know what I like.
User avatar #150534 to #150533 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
That's a good idea, especially down the road. Building yourself up to naturally try hard at what you do and what you enjoy will likely lead to success in what could potentially be a number of ways later on.
User avatar #150532 to #150528 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
For some reason the closing parenthesis was included in the link, so take that out.
User avatar #150523 to #150521 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
I have a job and everyone seems to have their own thing going on i tried talking to them but after the first conversation that's it? I just don't know what to talk about im really just in a sad place where I don't even have anything to talk about even about the stuff i like
User avatar #150525 to #150523 - thedudeistheman (08/19/2014) [-]
If you overhear any of their conversations, see if you might be able to contribute. Just a short statement could be enough to get them interested.

If you're not up for that, there are a bunch of places to make friends online.
User avatar #150516 to #150506 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Pretend you have a twin, now would you be the boring twin? if so what is the cool twin doing to be cool?

Alternatively just be a shut-in and play games + watch anime. Probs not the best idea but there you go. Maybe go make some shitty youtube videos as well, ya never know.
User avatar #150519 to #150517 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Do you always answer questions with one word?
User avatar #150522 to #150519 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
no sorry I just didn't know how to respond
User avatar #150529 to #150522 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
One word answers is a good way to look boring.
Only do that if you're specifically trying to avoid someone or the situation calls for it such as a reply to a simple yes/no answer.

Try asking more questions instead, like for example when you said okay right there I saw you as someone that wasn't bothered, you were just complaining for sympathy and not actual advice, if you had said something like "yeah I'll try that" or "What about blah blah" it would have made you look more interesting and someone worth helping.
User avatar #150531 to #150529 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
sorry I just figured you were just wanting to make jokes
User avatar #150510 to #150506 - FATHERGAME (08/19/2014) [-]
you can tell I'm not a smart man too by my comment
User avatar #150505 - saturated (08/19/2014) [-]
How much pubic hair do you guys shave/ not shave I want to start managing the growth but I'm unsure as of right now how long/short I should keep them
User avatar #150624 to #150505 - owllynator (08/20/2014) [-]
if you have some hair clippers in your house, grab them, get the second to lowest setting and just go over area, thats my routine, keeps it tidy for my girlfriend, also dont forget about the crack and balls, no one likes a hairy crack no matter what
User avatar #150574 to #150505 - derpityhurr (08/19/2014) [-]
i use scissors to cut as much as i safely can, then buzz the rest
I have never shaved it cus i imagine itd itch like shit and the risk of cuts
User avatar #150507 to #150505 - danniegurl (08/19/2014) [-]
As a female, I don't mind if it has hair as long as it's not a jungle. Half an inch seems decent if you're not wanting it completely bald.
User avatar #150513 to #150507 - saturated (08/19/2014) [-]
I've been thinking about just going straight bald because that's what the ladies like in my experience but I'm not that brave with a razor tbh half an inch sounds reasonable
User avatar #150515 to #150513 - danniegurl (08/19/2014) [-]
I have an extremely hairy bf who just attempted to shave the first time the other day, except he didn't trim it first so it's just a bit shorter, especially on one side. He gave up on the razor. So if you're going to completely shave it, trimming first would be best.
#150497 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/19/2014) [-]
How do I find things to do in my town? Like clubs or something like that. No friends here, wanting to make some.
#150536 to #150497 - dehumanizer (08/19/2014) [-]
First step: Go outside.

Seccond step: Look.
User avatar #150530 to #150497 - ilikethisusername (08/19/2014) [-]
does your town have its own official website? you can find it through there. that's how i look for clubs in my home town.
User avatar #150509 to #150497 - danniegurl (08/19/2014) [-]
There's always Google.
Often there are Facebook pages for towns that tell you local events as well.
User avatar #150488 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Disk space on my computer is literally disappearing. It has 250 GB of space, and it had 150 left a month ago. Recently I noticed it was down to 20, even when deleting things that were 10-20 GB in space like games. Now it's down to 20 MB. I haven't downloaded anything. What do?
User avatar #150492 to #150488 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
buy a terabyte external hard drive for like 80-110 bucks
User avatar #150489 to #150488 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
run an antivirus program
User avatar #150491 to #150489 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Unless I'm an idiot and I can't find one built into my computer.
User avatar #150493 to #150491 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
windows defender
or get a free one like avira
User avatar #150490 to #150489 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Those cost some money, and I don't have a lot of that.
User avatar #150540 to #150490 - ihatem (08/19/2014) [-]
Kingsoft Antivirus 2012
Malwarebytes
Windows Defender (I think)
User avatar #150498 to #150490 - makotoitou (08/19/2014) [-]
yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
User avatar #150496 to #150490 - pokemonstheshiz (08/19/2014) [-]
MSE is free
#150472 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/19/2014) [-]
I leave for college tomorrow anything I should bring that I wouldn't expect or any first year advice
User avatar #150512 to #150472 - danniegurl (08/19/2014) [-]
Also, I forgot about cleaning supplies originally. Had to go get them later. Shelving is important. A pair of scissors. Things like that that you don't think about until you need them.
User avatar #150511 to #150472 - danniegurl (08/19/2014) [-]
On the textbook subject, try to find them online of you don't mind not having a physical book. A book was going to be 100 dollars to rent and I got a torrent for free. As long as you're careful about it.
User avatar #150485 to #150472 - leadstriker (08/19/2014) [-]
dont get fat
User avatar #150478 to #150472 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Food, towel.
Make friends ASAP as it makes things more bearable. Try not to coast and for gods sake make sure you need the textbook before you buy it.

Fucking we had this textbook about $100+ and we only needed one chapter from this behemoth.
User avatar #150475 to #150472 - rokkai (08/19/2014) [-]
just play it cool. dont talk too much but seem interested in whatever you're doing
User avatar #150494 to #150475 - misticalz ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
terrible advice
User avatar #150604 to #150494 - rokkai (08/19/2014) [-]
oh, and you have to be a human
User avatar #150464 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
ran out of painkillers but have no shortage of pain what do?
User avatar #150499 to #150464 - pokemonstheshiz (08/19/2014) [-]
Get some tyllenol from walmart or something. High grade shit is awesome, but easy to get addicted to. It won't take all the pain away, but it'll help you enough so you can deal with it.
User avatar #150466 to #150464 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Go buy some.
User avatar #150467 to #150466 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
don't have enough money/don't know where to get them
User avatar #150468 to #150467 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Money from parents.
Buy from Pharmacy... durr...
User avatar #150469 to #150468 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
need a prescription to buy from pharmacy
User avatar #150471 to #150469 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
durr
User avatar #150473 to #150471 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Then go get panadol.
Fuck man what kinda painkillers are you after?
User avatar #150474 to #150473 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
was on hydrocodone and it was doing wonderfully but now that my prescription ran out I'm pretty much S.O.L. and have no choice but to deal with it
User avatar #150476 to #150474 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Kinda ironic the withdrawal symptoms of that particular painkiller is severe pain.
Shit man i think you just gotta sweat it out. Maybe take a hot bath or eat some ice cream.
User avatar #150477 to #150476 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I don't think it's withdrawal since I got my wisdom teeth out a few days ago and all the pain is centered around my mouth/jaw radiating outwards fro the spot where my wisdom teeth used to be
User avatar #150480 to #150477 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Aww dude if it's just a wisdom tooth just suck it up, don't worry about it.
Maybe have some cold water once in a while to wash it out. It should be fine after a week max.
User avatar #150482 to #150480 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
yeah but in the mean time pain killers would be nice considering I got all four out and two of them were really hard to get out also it's only about 3 days out
User avatar #150483 to #150482 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
so the pain's still fresh
User avatar #150486 to #150483 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
I had 4 out 2 at a time a while back, the pain is bad but manageable.
With no more painkillers your best bet is just cold things I guess. Good luck with that mate, should feel better soon.
User avatar #150487 to #150486 - gibroner ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
yeah it's pretty bad but I'll manage one way or another
User avatar #150451 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
yesterday my dad took me and my sisters to a barbecue at his buddys house. after dinner they were all out around the fire but i was inside on couch. my dads friend John came in and sat down next to me and said, 'you need to become a woman.' then he turned me over and took me. i wanted to scream but his hand was over my mouth and it was all happening so fast. i know it's sick or twisted whatever but part of me liked it. it's gross kindof he's like 30 years older than me but sexy in a rough way. when he asked for my number i gave it to him. now he wants me to sneak out to come see him tonight and i am so tempted even though i know it's weird and wrong. am so confused.
User avatar #150508 to #150451 - alecbaldwinning (08/19/2014) [-]
Everybody who believes this is an idiot. Turn off your computer, spend an hour in a quiet room alone and revaluate your life.
#150504 to #150451 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/19/2014) [-]
This is literally the dumbest thing I've seen. He raped you. Case closed. Don't be a dumbass. Even if all of that weren't true, he's 30 years older than you. It's not going to work out good for you in the end. He raped you, he obviously doesn't give a shit about you. You'll just be a hole for his dick. And judging from your other comments, you clearly have emotional issues, you'll be a fucking wreck at the end of it when he gets tired of your pussy.

Go find some other fuckwad to have an abusive relationship with, someone your age.
User avatar #150589 to #150504 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
well i don't think it can be really called rape. i was unsure that it should be happening like that is more like it, and after a few minutes i was totally into it. yes he is older, but he is still a sensitive caring beautiful passionate man who lost his wife 4 years ago to cancer. i snuck out last night and saw him again, it was the most magical night of my life. i want to become everything he wants me to be. i just can't see how anything this amazing could be wrong.
User avatar #150502 to #150451 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
did you really get fucking raped on the couch while your dad was outside lol

was he big at least
User avatar #150590 to #150502 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
he did not rape me. his size is very nice.
User avatar #150591 to #150590 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
it sounds very rape-y

I bet I'm bigger anyway
User avatar #150592 to #150591 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
trust me by the time he was done i was happy he started. you can't prove size anyway so there is little point in talking about it.
User avatar #150593 to #150592 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
maybe you can't prove size

but I can ;)
User avatar #150609 to #150593 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
misticalz look at this nigga

theo you're a fucking idiot
User avatar #150613 to #150610 - thelegendneverdies (08/19/2014) [-]
it's so obviously fake you idiot. plus if someone was seriously talking about rape you dont try and compare cocks with the rapist
User avatar #150614 to #150613 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
LOL

I don't even give a shit dude
#150495 to #150451 - dcmp (08/19/2014) [-]
so your dad's friend put his hand over your mouth and had sex with you? You wanted to scream?   
Honestly this guy sounds like a fucking creep and this sounds like borderline rape   
with the information you have given it seems as if he had sex wiith you without your consent   
I would stay far away from this guy, don't let people take advantage of you girl, shit
so your dad's friend put his hand over your mouth and had sex with you? You wanted to scream?
Honestly this guy sounds like a fucking creep and this sounds like borderline rape
with the information you have given it seems as if he had sex wiith you without your consent
I would stay far away from this guy, don't let people take advantage of you girl, shit
User avatar #150456 to #150451 - nachoiscool (08/19/2014) [-]
how old r u?
User avatar #150460 to #150456 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
how old are you?
#150461 to #150460 - nachoiscool (08/19/2014) [-]
old enough to not want to have sex someone 30 years older than me
old enough to not want to have sex someone 30 years older than me
User avatar #150462 to #150461 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
yeah i have issues i guess.
User avatar #150463 to #150462 - nachoiscool (08/19/2014) [-]
especially as a teen we all feel horny sometimes but 30 years old is way to big a fucking age gap. find some guy or girl your age and take it slow. or better yet find something else productive to do besides weird sex
User avatar #150465 to #150463 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
this isn't just average horny though. he made my first time amazing. i feel like i owe him more and more of me. and selfishly i want to feel wanted which is something i do not get from guys my age.
#150541 to #150465 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/19/2014) [-]
Then again what do you have to compare it to?
Or, can you really trust it's something you wouldn't later regret, or don't you think it's overly impulsive? It could just be you're clinging harder because you're scared what will happen if you don't, the attraction to uncertainty, when in reality it could be a disaster later.
User avatar #150484 to #150465 - nachoiscool (08/19/2014) [-]
Did the two of you do anything physically yet?
User avatar #150503 to #150484 - awesomerninjathing (08/19/2014) [-]
are you stupid

right in the first post it says he banged her
User avatar #150457 to #150456 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
i'll just say 18.
User avatar #150458 to #150457 - nachoiscool (08/19/2014) [-]
dont do it
User avatar #150459 to #150458 - heatherxox (08/19/2014) [-]
i want to SO badly though. like literally aching.
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User avatar #150445 to #150436 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
Why not just not smoke?
User avatar #150450 to #150445 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
>Drug testing
User avatar #150452 to #150450 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
I said don't smoke

Find something to make you naturally happy and productive
User avatar #150453 to #150452 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh I'm blind.
I also don't, I haven't in 3 years.
User avatar #150455 to #150453 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
So keep on going on with a no smoke life
User avatar #150437 to #150436 - inspiteofsprite (08/19/2014) [-]
Smoke Salvia
It's a plant that I once found at walmart

The hallucinations are intense
User avatar #150438 to #150437 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Salvia's illegal in my state and the surrounding states, so it would be harder to get than weed.
User avatar #150440 to #150438 - inspiteofsprite (08/19/2014) [-]
LSD is relatively easy to find, and can't be detected
User avatar #150443 to #150440 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
Damn, the only drug dealer (well the closest to one) that I know still owes me $80, and he refuses to pay me so I don't trust him.
Fuck people
User avatar #150448 to #150443 - inspiteofsprite (08/19/2014) [-]
Ask friends
They'll either have some on them or know a guy
#150425 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm seriously considering becoming a camgirl, or maybe a camcouple with my boyfriend. I'm pretty sure he'll be for it, we've talked about it before and said we'll wear masks. We've been together for 7 years so i think it'll really spruce up our sex life. I really like sex, and the idea of being paid for having sexy time with the one i love sounds pretty amazing. The money looks great. The only thing that puts me off is hearing about all these camgirls having emotional breakdowns... And the idea of someone i know seeing us
User avatar #150433 to #150425 - istartedthewar (08/19/2014) [-]
>Masks
>Someone you know seeing you
User avatar #150500 to #150433 - pokemonstheshiz (08/19/2014) [-]
They might recognize the room, the voices, the body shapes, etc
#150419 - ptolomeus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Regarding Silent Hill (the movie) is it good? I see some mediocre ratings and such, is it worth a watch?
User avatar #150439 to #150419 - lobselvith (08/19/2014) [-]
The original Silent Hill movie is great, definitely recommend giving it a try.

Revelations is pure forced, unsaturated diarrhea that panders hardcore to edgy teenagers and faggots who don't have the brain capacity to understand the games. It felt like it was directed and scripted by high school students. If you liked Silent Hill 3 at all, you'll hate this movie.
User avatar #150428 to #150419 - fistfireace (08/19/2014) [-]
If the ratings are from critics, ignore it and try the movie. A few movies that I enjoyed were rated poor by critics. If it's user ratings, then try do what sugoi said: try it out, if you're still considering to watch it.

Personally, I got bored of it. I couldn't finish it. Then again, I have a really short attention span and can't even watch an action movie without pausing it to do something else. In other words, you probably shouldn't consider my opinion on movies.
User avatar #150429 to #150428 - ptolomeus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Haha, okay fair enough.
And yea' the ratings are from critics. I think i will watch i to see if it's any good. Thanks for the advice.
User avatar #150431 to #150429 - fistfireace (08/19/2014) [-]
No problem, I hope you enjoy the movie.
User avatar #150424 to #150419 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
You know, after seeing some mediocre ratings and you're still considering whether to watch it or not then just go watch it and find out for yourself.
User avatar #150430 to #150424 - ptolomeus ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Well it can't hurt to watch it. I was just looking for someone who might have seen the film already to share an opinion.
User avatar #150418 - dalokan (08/18/2014) [-]
Whats a good way to figure out the perfect broth to spaghetti ratio when making soup?
User avatar #150420 to #150418 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Googling or asking the cooking channel cause people cook there.
User avatar #150421 to #150420 - dalokan (08/19/2014) [-]
that board is as dead as admin's sex life
User avatar #150417 - marinepenguin (08/18/2014) [-]
So I got a packet for the National Guard today in the mail, and as I was reading through it and considering the benefits of it (a little extra income, some money for rent if I move out, pays for school), I am seriously considering looking into it. I'm already wanting to join the Air Force as an officer after college, so I think it would be a good introduction into that kind of life, that plus being able to help others during floods or any kinds of disasters would be a fantastic feeling. Anyone have any kind of experience with it? I know I have the physical part down, I could pass probably any kind of physical test you sent my way for the military.
User avatar #150553 to #150417 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
The army national guard is a great option if you are in it for the education, they actually have several options for education, but one of the best ones lets you enlist and get paid to go to school full time for however many years, I think you have to participate in ROTC or something, then you go to officer candidate school after you graduate from college and serve a minimum amount of time as an officer.

If you want to be an air force officer, I would really suggest speaking to an air force recruiter, the air force has some similar programs. I don't know all of the details and specifics, but the air force also has a national guard and reserve component that functions in the same capacity as the army national guard.

The army's basic standard for Physical Training is two minutes of push-ups, two minutes of sit-ups, and a timed two mile run. The requirements depend on your age group, but they aren't anything that a healthy person could not pass given a few months to prepare.
User avatar #150560 to #150553 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
So there is a national guard for each branch of military?

And I've been in sports my whole life, and I've been lifting weights and training hard for 2 years, so I don't think I'll have a lot of issues there.
User avatar #150564 to #150560 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Not really, each branch has a reserve component, but I think the Marines and Navy only have inactive reserves. They don't train or drill, and only serve to augment active duty units that are short on people.

The army and air force have both reserve and national guard components, and function similarly in a log of ways since the air force rang and organizational structure is based off of the army air corps.
User avatar #150565 to #150564 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
So if I wanted to join the Air Force Component of the National Guard I would have to contact an Air force recruiter? Is there a kind of basic training that is involved before you participate in the monthly drills?
User avatar #150566 to #150565 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Yes, you would talk to an air force recruiter.

Some national guard units do things differently, but for the most part you would go to basic training and then a technical school, like any other soldier/airmen, then you would be sent to your national guard unit.
User avatar #150568 to #150566 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
I see. Well I'll be asking for more info in the mail, so I'll have a lot to think over. Thank you.
User avatar #150570 to #150568 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
No problem
User avatar #150588 to #150570 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
While I was at work I was researching a lot and I thought of a few things. Since I would have to go to a 6 week BMT and then a tech school, how would I be able to do that while going to college? I know that you can participate in some jobs before you go, to kind of warm up to the drills, but would I have to wait until next summer to be able to do this or take off a semester or is there some kind of procedure for people in my position?
User avatar #150618 to #150588 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
I would thank that you would want to wait till next summer if you don't want to miss any classes, but there is a delayed entry program where people join the military and wait a protracted period of time before going to basic training.

The thing about the military is, chances are somebody has been in your situation before and there is a procedure for it.

You really should talk to a recruiter to find out what program works best for you because there are a lot of options.
User avatar #150689 to #150618 - marinepenguin (08/20/2014) [-]
I plan on it, I actually found out that one of my friends is also seriously considering the same thing, and he is my same position. Thanks so much for the help.
User avatar #150745 to #150689 - usarmyexplain (08/20/2014) [-]
Good luck being an officer, I wish I had gone to school before joining instead of afterwards.
User avatar #150449 to #150417 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
USArmyExplain might be able to help here?
User avatar #150434 to #150417 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
Got a problem with being away from family?
Also you won't be in the US 100% of the time
User avatar #150435 to #150434 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
It's the National Guard, I've never heard of them leaving the country or being away for extended periods unless it was in times of emergency like Hurricanes or earthquakes. And not really, unless I was missing school ALL the time.
User avatar #150441 to #150435 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
I know in Iowa some got sent to Iraq during both wars
User avatar #150442 to #150441 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
Very few, and they were for supply lines and grunt work, not combat. Plus we aren't in any major conflict to send National Guardsmen anyways. We don't have any outstanding forces in Iraq and we're pulling out of Afghanistan at the end of the year.
User avatar #150444 to #150442 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
Since they're also counted as Federal Reserve troops they can see combat but in recent wars it wasn't really necessary so they just did supplies. Also I wouldn't count on us being out of there for long since we tend to go where we're not wanted
User avatar #150446 to #150444 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
We'll see. I think the likelihood of me being sent over is pretty small, but I'm getting more info sent to me in the mail. I just wanted to see if anyone else had some kind of experience with it or knew a lot about it.
User avatar #150558 to #150446 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
The national guard get to mobilize domestically, they are the only military force in the United States that can without martial law being declared. It's disaster relief mostly also things like riot control, fire fighting, border patrol, security for major state events, and ect. , I could tell you more if I knew what state you are from. But that doesn't mean that's all you'll do, I deployed along side national guard units in Iraq, and national guard units deploy to Afghanistan all the time.

It really depends on the national guard unit type and how many times they have deployed, generally a national guard unit will not deploy more than twice in five years. Some specialized units deploy more frequently because their skills and capabilities are more needed.

If you are joining the military, don't do so expecting never to go to war, because there is always some shit happening that somebody thinks us going and killing people will solve.
User avatar #150559 to #150558 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm from Illinois.
User avatar #150567 to #150559 - usarmyexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Look forward to deploying to Chicago the next time there are riots, but the Illinois national guard doesn't really have a reputation that I've heard of, but if you want to know more about them they have a web page. If you get a warning, it's just because military websites use some retarded certificate.
www.il.ngb.army.mil


If you join the Illinois air national guard you will be sent to one of three wings, again, I don't know all the details because I was never in the air force, but from what I've heard the air guard see a fair amount of activations, but you can look forward to being based out of nice ass places.

126th Air Refueling Wing
www.126arw.ang.af.mil

182nd Airlift Wing
www.182aw.ang.af.mil/units/index.asp

183rd Fighter Wing
www.182aw.ang.af.mil/units/index.asp
User avatar #150569 to #150567 - marinepenguin (08/19/2014) [-]
I have to go to work now, so I'll look at those later. But I really appreciate the help.
User avatar #150454 to #150446 - nigalthornberry (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm going for the marines so I don't know too much about national gaurd except for what family's told me but its basically a federal and state reserve.
#150407 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
Some of you might remember me posting about me having weird dreams lately, well guess what

One of the people fucking showed up in class today. I made a little eye contact with her but didn't say anything until after class and that was short "Hey, It's been a while since i've seen you" (Yeah i know!) she smiled when she said that then there was a little bit of talk that i can't remember "Why'd you leave anyway?" (I got in trouble) but she got caught up with her bestfriend and i went on to my car
User avatar #150414 to #150407 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
Is your name Madoka?
#150415 to #150414 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
No why?
User avatar #150422 to #150415 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
Because you're about to go on a whirlwind of an adventure
User avatar #150393 - beatmasterz (08/18/2014) [-]
I feel like a creep walking up to random girls and start conversations with them. What are some excuses to talk to them?
User avatar #150423 to #150393 - sugoi (08/19/2014) [-]
I have a boner for you.
Hey there girl you wan sum fuk?
Hey have you met beatmasterz? note you will need a friend for this one.
Hey you like magic? note you will need to know magic for this one
Wanna bang?
Wanna hang?
Can I have some money?
Can you give me a lift home?
Can you do my homework?
Where am I?
#150391 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
Riddle me this Fj:
I have no problems talking to my crush in real life, but im too scared to even say hi to her on skype.
fuck me.
#150501 to #150391 - dehumanizer (08/19/2014) [-]
it should be the other way around
User avatar #150395 to #150391 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
Fistfireace

You don't need to be scared.
#150397 to #150395 - fistfireace (08/18/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, I don't have a crush in real life (anymore), but I'll admit that when I had one I was too scared to talk to her in real life  we weren't friends, which didn't help , let alone Skype.    
   
Glad you remembered me, though.
Unfortunately, I don't have a crush in real life (anymore), but I'll admit that when I had one I was too scared to talk to her in real life we weren't friends, which didn't help , let alone Skype.

Glad you remembered me, though.
User avatar #150398 to #150397 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
You always have me.
User avatar #150399 to #150398 - fistfireace (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm the alone type, I'm afraid.
#150401 to #150400 - fistfireace (08/18/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm actually fine with it.   Unlike dehumanizer.
Nah, I'm actually fine with it. Unlike dehumanizer.
#150402 to #150401 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
You and dehumanizer should team up.
You and dehumanizer should team up.
#150404 to #150403 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
You guys will have such epic tails tho.
#150405 to #150404 - fistfireace (08/18/2014) [-]
No..I don't think so. I rather just watch from afar and laugh at his misery.
#150408 to #150405 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
PS, inuyasha is for girls. Or gay guys.   
   
Are you available?
PS, inuyasha is for girls. Or gay guys.

Are you available?
#150409 to #150408 - fistfireace (08/18/2014) [-]
I didn't think a bit of romance in a show was gay.
User avatar #150410 to #150409 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
Well it is, you understand at what point you are at correct?

Go watch hellsing or something. Hellsing Ultimate - Seras vs. Zorin - (1/2) Eng Dub [NOT AN AMV]
User avatar #150412 to #150410 - fistfireace (08/18/2014) [-]
No, not really. There's still plenty of action in it, so it's fine by me, regardless if there's romance or not.

Well, I am currently watching Akame ga Kill, so there's that. Not the most violent scene in the series, but eh.

Akame ga Kill #Tatsumi Avenged His 2 Best Friends
User avatar #150392 to #150391 - beatmasterz (08/18/2014) [-]
phone or video?
#150394 to #150392 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
thought of that makes me even more nervous.
#150378 - kamikazeren (08/18/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it I hate whores. I wasn't so sure whether to post this on hate or advice but I really need to get this out there. I'll give you some back story. So let's call my boyfriend Jason and the whore Charlotte. So Jason use to like Charlotte back in ninth grade (she's a year younger) but said no to him. In the same time frame she snuck into his house in the middle of night because she wanted to talk but ended up asking to get fingered by Jason. Jason regretted it afterwards and hadn't talked to her since. Charlotte tried to talk to Jason in his junior year (me and Jason were buddies back then) so she invited him to her house. He was dating a girl at the time and when he came over Charlotte tried to kiss him. He said no and walked away. Tried to keep his distance from her. Well in my senior year, Jason and I started dating. Charlotte got mad and started spreading rumors about me that I was a slit, ect. I didn't give a shit. Well here's what Jason told me yesterday that happened recently.

> Charlotte was skyping him and talking about stuff
> she asked to come over and he said maybe
> she then asked to sleep over and he didn't respond
> she asks if he ever thinks about having sex with her
> no
>"well I think about having sex with you"
> stop
>"can we have an open relationship? "
> I have to get going

He came down for the weekend to my town and Charlotte kept asking him if he was in town which he would reply no. She keeps trying to talk to him. I told Jason that he can handle the situation however he wants to ( to show his true character). So what should I do? Should I wait and step in only if he asks me to? Or only of the situation escalates? I don't know what to do. Charlotte already has a boyfriend and she's trying to come onto my boyfriend. Any advice would be great. I'm at a lost here. Sorry for the long post.
User avatar #150396 to #150378 - heraske (08/18/2014) [-]
cah bam
#150387 to #150378 - ipostcp (08/18/2014) [-]
Your boyfriend seems like a pretty decent guy.

What I would do though is save the conversations and send them to her current boyfriends.
#150354 - grogovic (08/18/2014) [-]
This is Dick.
User avatar #150426 to #150354 - anticswithmydogz (08/19/2014) [-]
but das a dinosaur from dat movie
User avatar #150347 - mexicandudeinsd (08/18/2014) [-]
hello
can anyone recommend a paino keyboard for a starter thats $100-300 in that oprice range ? thanks
User avatar #150470 to #150347 - oborawatabinost (08/19/2014) [-]
I got a Williams Allegro for $300, and I really like it. If you want one that's full size (same 88 keys as a real piano), it's definitely a good buy.
User avatar #150481 to #150470 - mexicandudeinsd (08/19/2014) [-]
even for a starter?
User avatar #150571 to #150481 - oborawatabinost (08/19/2014) [-]
If by "starter", you mean never played the piano before, then maybe. I started out with an old 61 key keyboard, then moved on to that. So you could get something smaller and then move up from there. But, it may be good to start out with something that really feels like a real piano, which my first one didn't.
User avatar #150581 to #150571 - mexicandudeinsd (08/19/2014) [-]
interesting point youre making
well i played a piano before but i dont know the keys and stuff, i also played some trumpet and guitar but i also forgot mostly everything about it so i have to start again
User avatar #150714 to #150581 - oborawatabinost (08/20/2014) [-]
In my personal experience, I think it's best if you got a full size 88 key piano. When I had my old 61 key keyboard, once I get better and learned more complex songs, I'd run out of room, and it was a little annoying. So yeah, I'd get an 88 key piano, and the one I have, Williams Allegro, is a good one.
User avatar #150716 to #150714 - mexicandudeinsd (08/20/2014) [-]
aight bro i will get a 88
User avatar #150375 to #150347 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
M-Audio Keyrig 49 is a really good started MIDI piano.
If you're looking for a USB MIDI piano, though...
User avatar #150427 to #150375 - mexicandudeinsd (08/19/2014) [-]
whats a usb midi piano?
is it portable ?
User avatar #150447 to #150427 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Connects to a PC, so you can use programs to customize it and such.
Can only be played through PC. (Depending on what you get...) So it is only portable if you have a laptop, really. But yes, it's easy to move around, normally they're SUPER light.
User avatar #150479 to #150447 - mexicandudeinsd (08/19/2014) [-]
well i'll think about it cause i really dont wanna take computers around but i'll see whats the best bang for the buck mate
User avatar #150336 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
so, what the fuck am I to do? I can't thumb at all.. if I thumb then refresh the page or comments the thumbs are gone... admin has yet to respond to me, but I think he might have switch my thumbing off and forgot... or there is a glitch in the matrix.
User avatar #150369 to #150336 - acidjunk ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Thumb bans happen when you upvote(?) a post of an user that got banned etc. should be gone within a week.
User avatar #150372 to #150369 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
It's been this way for months... like at least 5 months...
User avatar #150373 to #150372 - acidjunk ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Long ass thumb ban.
User avatar #150374 to #150373 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
I know, but there are so many times in the past weeks when I wanted to thumb things, mostly comments to show I agree or had a good conversation with someone, ya know. and can't.
#150335 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
How do you tell a guy that you're not interested in him gently?
User avatar #150337 to #150335 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
"I'm not interested"

that's about it. you can add that you still want to be friends and all that. but then you are going to have to explain to him that "the friend zone" isn't a thing. that's just self doubt and self destructive thinking.
I've had female friends, having an attraction to them is normal. as long as it's dealt with early on and you both understand there isn't going to be anything, you/he can move on from those small natural feelings.
^please do remember this as he could end up thinking he still has a shot later and start obsessing over those ideas. nip it in the bud asap.
#150339 to #150337 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
What if it's too late?
User avatar #150340 to #150339 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
there is no "too late" unless he is killing people to garner you attention.

asap you need to confront him with the issue. yes, it may hurt him. I have no idea of his level of attraction for you and what not. He will not die from this, he can move on, especially if you are to remain friends( I assume) and you help him through it (but still being firm with him that you are a friend and not a partner, now will you ever be).
#150343 to #150340 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/18/2014) [-]
Thank you. I've rejected him many times but he still won't leave me alone. Right now he's asking me out again and I've had enough of it but I don't want to be mean.
#150355 to #150343 - dehumanizer (08/18/2014) [-]
say yes, go out, do things to make him dislike you
User avatar #150346 to #150343 - thegamerslife (08/18/2014) [-]
at some point you are going to have to get "meaner" and more assertive and completely honest to him that you are not interested... it can only get worse as it can take those who have an obsession a lot longer to self reliance and move on, if ever they actually do.

He could have been potentially missing connection with other people because he keeps pursuing you. While that is a shame, it isn't your fault, if you have been telling him off and he just can't get it.
I'd think, just be a bit more assertive with "telling him off", but still do it in a sat down conversation type manner where you can clearly explain you have not feelings, and you will continue to have none.
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