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User avatar #118636 - gabemczombie (02/26/2014) [-]
So i'm having a school work... thingy where we have to check what different forms of body art exists. Anyone care to give some suggestions?
User avatar #118637 to #118636 - tentaquil (02/26/2014) [-]
masturbating is a art
User avatar #118638 to #118637 - gabemczombie (02/26/2014) [-]
Thank you. This is exactly what i want to talk about in my class
User avatar #118639 to #118638 - tentaquil (02/26/2014) [-]
everyone masturbates why should people feel embarrassed about it
User avatar #118640 to #118639 - gabemczombie (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm not embaressed. I'm just saying that it's not a subject i want to discuss in school since it's none of their bee's wax
#118641 to #118640 - tentaquil (02/26/2014) [-]
i'd go to class in briefs and show everyone my powerbating technique for all to see
thinking about it makes me moist
User avatar #118628 - urinarytractinfect (02/26/2014) [-]
my dad is literally copying everything i fuqing do.wud be in the gym with him, then look out the window to check out the clouds comin in, then like 10 seconds later he will do it exactly how i did it.
i puposly started to raise my eyebrows when something is funny. and now he does it too. dafuq should i do about this shit?
User avatar #118633 to #118628 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/26/2014) [-]
Your dad is a cool guy.
User avatar #118693 to #118633 - urinarytractinfect (02/26/2014) [-]
yea of course.
#118618 - Beenfiftyfive (02/26/2014) [-]
So I'm talking to this girl and she says she thought this "whole thing was going to be exciting. You're not living up to my expectations!"
We have only started to "talk" for a couple of days so far so I am pretty confused on what is expected. Any advice on what she means or what I could do would be great!
User avatar #118619 to #118618 - soupkittenagain (02/26/2014) [-]
Did she specify what this" whole thing" is?
#118620 to #118619 - Beenfiftyfive (02/26/2014) [-]
Our relationship. It's not a relationship, we just found out we liked eachother or whatever, so we are in the process of talking, if that makes sense.
We spent the night at her apartment Saturday, but we didn't do much.
#118623 to #118620 - gym (02/26/2014) [-]
loosen up, be the fun person you are but obviously dont force it
User avatar #118621 to #118620 - soupkittenagain (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm guessing she didn't think Saturday wasn't much fun.
#118622 to #118621 - Beenfiftyfive (02/26/2014) [-]
I guess. But we stayed up till 5am laughing and talking so I thought it went well. Bitches...
User avatar #118658 to #118622 - ipostcp (02/26/2014) [-]
You should of put it in her.
#118625 to #118622 - gym (02/26/2014) [-]
oh well ...idk
User avatar #118624 to #118622 - soupkittenagain (02/26/2014) [-]
Well maybe she was faking it to try to be nice. That's just a guess though. It's not like I was there.
#118626 to #118624 - Beenfiftyfive (02/26/2014) [-]
Haha fair enough, thanks!
#118614 - popegordonthethird (02/26/2014) [-]
Good evening all. Its the Pope again, and im offering my help again to all who need it. Once again the grace of Carlton is here to shine on all of you, and I will guide you to his holy bel-airity. Please, if you need help, i can use my best Pope knowledge to help.

Carlton is life

Carlton is love
User avatar #118660 to #118614 - rokkarokkaali (02/26/2014) [-]
How do i get myself to stop choking the chicken like 3 times a day
User avatar #118779 to #118660 - popegordonthethird (02/27/2014) [-]
completely cover your hand in sand paper
#118613 - anonymous (02/26/2014) [-]
I have a question regarding writing. Is having a character and the MC not like each other at first than becoming friends a cliche.
User avatar #118634 to #118613 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/26/2014) [-]
Sounds like the plot to an anime... shonen to be precise

Check video for more details.
Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei - Tsundere Cafe
User avatar #118632 to #118613 - iridium (02/26/2014) [-]
Depends on why they don't like each other and where you go with it, as what you described is too general to be a "cliche". It does in fact happen to people in real life, though not as often as in fiction. It also depends if it's mutual dislike or if it's one sided dislike and the other more neutral or ambivalence, I see the latter more often.
User avatar #118615 to #118613 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Pretty much, but depends on the situation it could work.
User avatar #118611 - ishallsmiteyou (02/26/2014) [-]
So my cat had to get 11 rotted teeth removed, and he seems pretty traumatized. He's not behaving the same way he used to, seems to be more sluggish and sloppy. How do I get him back to normal?
User avatar #118644 to #118611 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
'Traumatized' -- More like still drugged from the pain killers.

But yeah, give him some time. If it's been more than 3 days and he's still acting like that, then take him back to the vet.
Hell, if your cat is on pain medication then that'll also be the cause.

My cat had to get all of his teeth, except his canine teeth, removed. He was pretty solitary/ zoned out/ tired a lot after the surgery.

So yeah... If he's on medication, wait until he's hasn't been on said medication for a few days (3 or more); If he's not on medication, and it's been 3+ days, take him back to the vet.
User avatar #118612 to #118611 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
nig got his teeth ripped out, give him some space.
User avatar #118582 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
How do I gain self respect?
User avatar #118959 to #118582 - alstorp (02/28/2014) [-]
Alone in the Dark 2008 (Best part) Be like this guy
User avatar #118667 to #118582 - supertanto (02/26/2014) [-]
>go to school
>walking into first class
>10 minutes late
>teacher yells at you
>punch her in the throat
>snort her private stash
>shit in her mouth
>set her on fire
>snort the ashes
>dance hard techno
>leave
>go to the bank
>take out some cash
>take yourself out to a nice steak dinner in your nicest clothes and remind yourself that you are special and not poor
>???
>self respect
User avatar #118902 to #118667 - kokanum (02/28/2014) [-]
Actually, my first class is gym and the football coach is a beast

no
User avatar #118631 to #118582 - alecbaldwinning (02/26/2014) [-]
go camping by yourself. eat 4grams of mushrooms. don't return to society until you have an epiphany.

that's how the Indians did it
User avatar #118583 to #118582 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
answer this question: are you a faggot?
User avatar #118586 to #118583 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
I am gay
User avatar #118587 to #118586 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Ok lemme try again: Are you a shithead?
User avatar #118588 to #118587 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #118589 to #118588 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
just answer the question
User avatar #118590 to #118589 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
I don't think so
Maybe

I don't think I own the right to judge that part of myself
User avatar #118592 to #118590 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
There's the problem, you don't trust yourself.

You are amazing, just tell yourself that until you git gud.
User avatar #118593 to #118592 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
Thanks
But I don't know about amazing, I barely do much at all. Especially privileges I have...
User avatar #118594 to #118593 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Nigger, stop that second sentance. You are yourself, and that is what matters. Who gives a fucknoodle about what somebody else says?

In the end of the day, you only have yourself, so you better like him.
User avatar #118602 to #118594 - misticalz (02/26/2014) [-]
giving actual advice. lolwat
User avatar #118603 to #118602 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
nig the fuck you saying?
User avatar #118604 to #118603 - misticalz (02/26/2014) [-]
you usually give bad or weird advice
User avatar #118605 to #118604 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
you want weird advice?
User avatar #118904 to #118903 - makotoitou (02/28/2014) [-]
become homo hobo
User avatar #118595 to #118594 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
I guess you're right. I just don't feel deserving of the stuff I get really. I feel I could do better without all the things I do have.
User avatar #118596 to #118595 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Then go be one of those freelance hippy hobos then.
User avatar #118597 to #118596 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
I feel like I want to

I want to street perform in my life
User avatar #118598 to #118597 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Well since you're gay you could be a homo hobo and offer your ass up for battlecaps.
User avatar #118599 to #118598 - kokanum (02/26/2014) [-]
Not lying, thought of it

I just want to get out of Utah so bad after HighSchool
User avatar #118600 to #118599 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Then go do it. Be the best homo hobo you can.
User avatar #118571 - loomiss ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I have a school project due in a week, I have to design a web page for my web design class and I have a few questions that google can't answer.
If anyone here is exceptionally skilled in HTML could they add me and IM me?
User avatar #118645 to #118571 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm currently developing 7 websites, and I have been dicking around with HTML, CSS, and JS for a few years.

What exactly do you need help with?
User avatar #118662 to #118645 - loomiss ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I would need to show you, do you have a Skype so I can share my screen with you?
User avatar #118866 to #118662 - Nameloc (02/27/2014) [-]
When is the project due, exactly?

My only free time to help would be today/ early tomorrow morning and Saturday afternoon/ night. That and Sunday night/ Monday morning.
User avatar #118867 to #118866 - loomiss ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
By next Friday.
I think I added you on skype
User avatar #118868 to #118867 - Nameloc (02/27/2014) [-]
So there's still time, eh?

I don't think I got it; What's your Skype username so I can add you?
User avatar #118821 to #118662 - Nameloc (02/27/2014) [-]
I do have Skype.
Nameloc2069 is my username.

There are also other alternatives, such as Jing or TeamViewer.
User avatar #118879 to #118821 - loomiss ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
acegamer95
User avatar #118635 to #118571 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/26/2014) [-]
What do you need help with my friend?
User avatar #118661 to #118635 - loomiss ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
It's more of a thing I would need to show you. Do you have a skype? I could share my screen with you.
User avatar #118576 to #118571 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
how to HTML
1.) make the website
2.) dancing_jesus.gif
3.) yolo it
4.) smoke cocaine
User avatar #118577 to #118576 - loomiss ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
My website is shit as of this moment.
#118578 to #118577 - makotoitou (02/26/2014) [-]
Make it like this
Make it like this
User avatar #118548 - muffinzexe (02/25/2014) [-]
I want to get more knowlegde, well about just anything. Mostly history or interesting stuff, prefferably in a video format and on youtube. Anyone knows some good channels?
User avatar #118647 to #118646 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Regarding general informational YouTube channels:

CGP Grey: www.youtube.com/channel/UC2C_jShtL725hvbm1arSV9w
Vsauce: www.youtube.com/channel/UC6nSFpj9HTCZ5t-N3Rm3-HA
Vsauce2: www.youtube.com/channel/UCqmugCqELzhIMNYnsjScXXw
Veritasium: www.youtube.com/channel/UCHnyfMqiRRG1u-2MsSQLbXA
Veritasium2: www.youtube.com/channel/UC2LZO6swZ9SLUEOks3WnsfA
MinutePhysics: www.youtube.com/user/minutephysics
MinuteEarth: www.youtube.com/user/minuteearth
Numberphile: www.youtube.com/channel/UCoxcjq-8xIDTYp3uz647V5A
NurdRage: www.youtube.com/channel/UCIgKGGJkt1MrNmhq3vRibYA
AllTime10s: www.youtube.com/channel/UCGi_crMdUZnrcsvkCa8pt-g
AllTimeConspiracies: www.youtube.com/channel/UCPZiqlNI3RLyF47QTdq93GQ

There's tons more channels of the like on each one's page under the Recommended/ Favorite Channels and Related Channels.
People like Numberphile have multiple informational YouTube channels dedicated to different things.
User avatar #118572 to #118548 - loomiss ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I like Vsauce, they have fun knowledge.
User avatar #118565 to #118548 - thisistheguy (02/25/2014) [-]
Howcast is pretty good, used to be amazing IMO with all the different types of videos that would peak your interests, though is not as good now but is still worth a watch.
User avatar #118561 to #118548 - misterymisterman (02/25/2014) [-]
Look up the Vlogbrothers and their extended channels. There's SciShow, which is science stuff, but I'm pretty sure there's also a history/ geography one and maybe a literature one.
User avatar #118558 to #118548 - bondofsnow (02/25/2014) [-]
Browse this website and watch some documentaries.
topdocumentaryfilms.com/
User avatar #118559 to #118558 - muffinzexe (02/25/2014) [-]
Thanks alot!
User avatar #118551 to #118548 - nigalthornberry (02/25/2014) [-]
Watch world at war on the military channel
Its like how the history channel used to be except its educational
User avatar #118554 to #118551 - muffinzexe (02/25/2014) [-]
Link please?
User avatar #118555 to #118554 - nigalthornberry (02/25/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogVHLL9lrxg
Only found a promo but they have some other good videos about history(Military wise)
#118542 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I want to know if my relationship has a chance at lasting
Were both freshmen
User avatar #118607 to #118542 - thedudeistheman (02/26/2014) [-]
I have a friend who's been dating his girlfriend since around freshman year. I'm not saying everyone else is wrong in saying that it's unlikely, but it is possible.
User avatar #118608 to #118607 - thedudeistheman (02/26/2014) [-]
We're juniors now. Not sure how long you meant by "lasting," but it is possible.
#118581 to #118542 - miaou (02/26/2014) [-]
id like to believe that there are a few couples that stick together throughout the 4 years, but I've seen dozens of relationships come and go, and I'm still only a sophie.
User avatar #118560 to #118542 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/25/2014) [-]
Freshman in college -> no
Freshman in high school -> highly unlikely
User avatar #118518 - nuclearcomedy (02/25/2014) [-]
Anybody have any possible tips on possibly improving? It was my first time using Audacity and the like, and I'd like to get some sort of feedback.

Valentines Day Rant
User avatar #118648 to #118518 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm going to start with the cons:

1: Whispering. Just generally the whispering parts. (It could go without, really. Maybe next time try just normally talking, instead of whispering and enhancing the audio?)
2: Low quality images/ Varied resolutions for images. (Dem black borders.)
3: Pausing. (Look at CGP Grey, he cuts out pausing from his videos so they're faster.)
4: Rambling?
5: Only one image of EgoRaptor (Arin) that acts as an alias for yourself; Maybe try mixing it up with multiple ones, so it's just not the same one. If there were multiple, it'd draw people back in to literally keep watching.

Pros:
1: Narration.
2: Effort put into the video.

There's room for improvement, but if you do try to improve on those cons, it'd be way better.
Most definitely look at famous YouTube channels that focus heavy on narration.
For instance, watch Errant Signal's video on Mirror's Edge and compare it to yours:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaY4W_2NIEM

Quick intro, a detailed script that's very linear and informative, quality sample footage/ pictures to convey his message, etc.
The biggest problem I had watching your video is that it was easy to zone out, and zone back in and not know what the hell you were talking about anymore; Meanwhile someone like Errant Signal or CGP Grey are more open to talking emptily into a microphone to keep their message energetic, quick, clear, without error, and straight forward.

Maybe create a script for yourself and re-read it many-a-times before recording.
User avatar #118650 to #118648 - nuclearcomedy (02/26/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks. I did work on the pausing, wasn't able to fix everything without cutting entire segments.
Haven't heard of Errant signal, I'll look into him immediately.
I did write a script. And the audio is a bit quiet because I don't have a high flying mic at the moment.

But I'll see that I can get those cons worked on. Thanks.
User avatar #118651 to #118650 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
If anything, the main part that should be changed is during the narration, you need a bit more enthusiasm and emphasis.

Errant Signal is probably the closest YouTuber that's in the same style of narration as you.
Although, he is at more disposal of video segments he can use.
User avatar #118537 to #118518 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
you sounds like a fucking douche.
User avatar #118643 to #118537 - nuclearcomedy (02/26/2014) [-]
K. Any other thoughts that I could actually imrpove on?
User avatar #118765 to #118643 - teoberry (02/27/2014) [-]
Not ranting about stupid subjects
User avatar #118827 to #118765 - nuclearcomedy (02/27/2014) [-]
10/10 advice.
User avatar #118899 to #118827 - teoberry (02/28/2014) [-]
Seriously. You sound like a lonely prick
User avatar #118956 to #118899 - nuclearcomedy (02/28/2014) [-]
You're not very good at this whole advice thing are you?
User avatar #118523 to #118518 - ScottP (02/25/2014) [-]
Also if you can, try not to use images that other people have made. I notice that you use the Egoraptor clip a lot.
User avatar #118522 to #118518 - ScottP (02/25/2014) [-]
Record silence for a few seconds in the beginning of a recording session. This'll be static. Use the Noise Removal tool in Audacity to get clearer sounding audio.
User avatar #118535 to #118522 - nuclearcomedy (02/25/2014) [-]
I did do the recording silence section already.
#118514 - masarua (02/25/2014) [-]
How do I make myself socially interesting?

So far people only talk back to me when I talk to them and even then they are a bit abrupt.

Same kind of question, how to be more assertive?
User avatar #118652 to #118514 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Be more of yourself; State more opinions when the time is right, all the while not trying to be a douche.

For instance, if you're well informed on the topic at hand, you could throw in your own view on it when the time is right. (Not interrupting, and not trying to really assert yourself into the conversation. You can, but it better be something really good that you're saying.)
One great thing you could do, is let's say the people you're with are talking about X... Now if you're decently informed on X and have an opinion on how X could be better handled/ executed, then definitely throw it out there. Like if they were talking about the Riots in the UK, and you think that X should be done to prevent anymore casualties.
Or if they're talking about X and you feel that X is flawed, then state it in such a way that it becomes known to them and the message is clearly conveyed to the point of which that they understand where you're coming from. (Don't want a debate, now.)

It's all really about talking and stating your opinions and views on the subject at hand.
If you let your opinions become known, you're instantly more diversified than anyone else -- So long as it doesn't become a douchey thing.
This is the underlying basis to becoming 'popular.' The only people that are popular are the ones that are well stated; The ones who are clearly not popular at all are the ones who are understated.
Again, don't overstate and over-assert yourself; Simply state your message and have it clearly conveyed so no one takes it out of context.

In this case, it's definitely best to be well informed on all things that are happening right now.
Such stuff as what's going on in the news and around your city. Either this, or broaden your knowledge by surfing Reddit's top list for the day; You're bound to come across a lot of interesting stuff that'd be great for conversations.
#118536 to #118514 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
i used to only exist in a group of like, 2 friends, until i kind of widened my horizons. I tried getting into things that other people like. TV shows, music, items, clothing, etc. I'm not saying force yourself to like things because other people like them. I'm saying search through things people like and maybe something will appeal to you. That way, you kind of meet people who have the same interests so much more easily.
its never fun to just have conversations that only last for a few minutes because you have nothing to say. Its all in the mutual interests that keep the convo going.
User avatar #118517 to #118514 - spacesword (02/25/2014) [-]
I think we are all going to need details for this one. Like how old you are and maybe another example of how people treat you. It may not be that your uninteresting but that the people around you are dicks and don't get you. Like how I think Phanact is probably a nice guy but well all call him a fagot cause he likes ponies
#118520 to #118517 - masarua (02/25/2014) [-]
I'm 17, close to being 18. In my last year of high school at the highest level in my country The netherlands .

It's not that I'm not likable, it's just that they like everyone else a few times more.
Like I'm kind of disposible. If I'm the only one around, some of them will act really nice to me, but as soon as someone "better" is around, they'll ignore me half-ish

"Not getting me", is how I'd like to describe myself to them (not literally saying that), because I have other interest like games, anime, this is one I keep quiet about unless I'm talking to someone who also enjoys anime, philosophy and my way of thinking is clearly different than most of them



User avatar #118530 to #118520 - alstorp (02/25/2014) [-]
Not talking about your interests for anime is a very very good choice.

Though you should also skip talking about video games too if you're talking about someone that isn't interested in it.
#118531 to #118530 - masarua (02/25/2014) [-]
I already do that, but most guys will talk about video games
User avatar #118532 to #118531 - alstorp (02/25/2014) [-]
Well they must think you're interesting right? People who share interests are almost always interesting too each other.
#118533 to #118532 - masarua (02/25/2014) [-]
Aparentally not...
User avatar #118534 to #118533 - alstorp (02/25/2014) [-]
Maybe you're over analyzing. Maybe they do think you're interesting but you don't see it. Maybe, as you said, if they go to and talk to another person when they arrive it's because they either have something to say or they're just better friends with that person.
User avatar #118521 to #118520 - spacesword (02/25/2014) [-]
I my opinion high school is just one big social nightmare and doesn't really mater that much. If you go to a small school it may be tough to find people that have similar interests. Usually if they don't have a lot of the same view as you when it comes to touchy topics (religion, Politics, Philosophy, ect...) Its usually best to keep those to your self until they are a close friend and not just a general acquaintance at school you can talk to. Small talk is normal and fin but i get it you want people to like you and to talk and listen to you more and that's normal but some people either just aren't that social or just won't click as a friend for you. Like is said high school, what ever you call it in the Netherlands, isn't that great for making friends. But when you go on to College just find people you can talk to and trust. Also you don't have to talk about the things you like with people, but sitting in a cafe reading manga is a great why to have people come up to you and talk about what your reading. also ever seen Watobe!?
#118524 to #118521 - masarua (02/25/2014) [-]
Many people have told me the same "just wait untill you go to university! IT WILL BE ALOT EASIER!" I'm not ever sure if i'm gonna pass my finals... I don't want another year like this.


Do you mean WATAMOTE?
User avatar #118653 to #118524 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Highschool sucks.

Community College is probably going to be more like a Glorified Highschool. (Can't say so for the Netherlands, although for America it is true.)

You will make friends faster in a University/ College. Especially since the classes you're taking would be in line with your classmates' interests.
Namely this will be true to those you're sitting around.
User avatar #118525 to #118524 - spacesword (02/25/2014) [-]
Well it's true. I don't know what to tell you. I never had many friends in high school and i still don't know but they are closer friends. sorry man Yah thats what I ment. but I'm at work so I have to Type fast to respond between work and FJ
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#118512 to #118508 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
masturbate more with your left hand
#118516 to #118512 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
response to deleted comment vv you think you don't work out your chest by doing that?
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#118507 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
I took a really big poo in the toilet and it felt great, does that mean im gay?
#118513 to #118507 - miaou (02/25/2014) [-]
not gay if you like things out of your ass
User avatar #118506 - serhiy ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
so i'm here stuck with mobile internet only for the rest of the week, and god this sucks. Any advice on what i can do to pass the time
User avatar #118654 to #118506 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Where are you at/ What's your location? (In a city, in the out-skirts, somewhere more secluded?)
What phone do you have?

I suggest picking up a book. Even if reading isn't your thing.
Definitely look into Ender's Game.
User avatar #118668 to #118654 - serhiy ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
right at the edge of the outskirts, you pretty much call it the country side as you can see people riding their horses outside my house. as for enders game, I've seen the film so the ending is pretty much spoiled, also i found the entire concept of the story to be quiet dumb.
#118504 - comexx (02/25/2014) [-]
Hey, Can someone please crop and resize this image to steam profile standards? I really have no idea what they are and I'm not very good with photo editing.
User avatar #118495 - schmuxy (02/25/2014) [-]
Would someone mind lending me some weight loss advice? More on the exercise side of things than dietary.

I'm an 18yo male with belly fat. I want to lose this as fast as possible (I'm going to be in a short play with 5 girls and no other guys, eeek). There's a local gymn but unfortunately I have no idea what I'm doing. Do I do cardio? length vs. intensity? reps of sprint training? Will weights help? I would also like to gain some muscle, but this is not a priority as I already have a fair amount of muscle mass.
#118655 to #118495 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Could try this for a while?

If you can afford a gym membership, maybe look into getting a trainer?
User avatar #118526 to #118495 - citruslord (02/25/2014) [-]
Longer periods of cardio are your best choice, but muscle mass helps burn more as well, so a healthy mix with a focus on jogging would do you good I think.
Drink lots of water and avoid sugar like the plague.
#118505 to #118495 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
as for eating eat often, healthy, and in small portions. that gets up your metabolism
User avatar #118502 to #118495 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
but yeah if you just want to lost fat then do cardio. after the play i'd recommend start actually hitting weights tho
User avatar #118501 to #118495 - teoberry (02/25/2014) [-]
ask fitness
User avatar #118503 to #118501 - schmuxy (02/25/2014) [-]
I was looking for a fitness board on the dropdown list to the side but couldn't find it. just seen it up above. thanks much
#118491 - flnonymousseven (02/25/2014) [-]
hey guys, I need some car advice

my co worker just offered to sell me his car. I really need a car. it's a 1997 honda civic with 124k miles and no noticeable damage. He's actually given me a ride in to work once or twice a week for a while now, and I've never observed any running or handling problems, at least from the passenger side. It has working AC/heat, radio, all that stuff. and he says the only problem is that sometimes the trunk leaks (water gets in) when it rains alot.

he's asking for $500 for it.

should I take it?
User avatar #118656 to #118491 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
$500 is really low.
Too good to be true?
Definitely test drive it before putting any more thought into purchasing.

I bought a crap '95 Honda Accord with 190k miles for $1,400.
In all fairness, he did say "the engine was replaced at the 170k mile mark."
Doesn't matter, though. I sold it a few months later for the same price because it hurt my legs too much.
KBB price was around $1,300~ at the time for that car, in it's condition.
Condition wasn't bad. It was definitely fair. A few minor dents in the body (nothing immediately noticeable), one of the back seat belts was broken, stains on the inside roof, etc.
So $500 for a car that is newer than the one I had, with considerably less mileage, definitely sounds too good to be true.

The best person to purchase a car from is someone who will state every con that it has.
I think your co-worker is holding back on you, there. Maybe the transmission is going bad? If that does, then you're out $500 with a $2,000 repair bill.
User avatar #118563 to #118491 - suxferyu (02/25/2014) [-]
take that shit
#118487 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE ONLINE (02/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #118657 to #118487 - Nameloc (02/26/2014) [-]
Looks interesting, although your picture there is slightly flawed. The flash coming from the gun is off and just floating in-front of it. Maybe that's because it's being fired??
Not sure, but thought I'd state that anyways.
User avatar #118695 to #118657 - ITSSUPERAFFECTIVE ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
Its just concept art.
#118475 - minibeep (02/25/2014) [-]
how to make blue text ?
User avatar #118492 to #118475 - jorgethemaster (02/25/2014) [-]
I've been trying to find out for a while too. S: I forgot how.
#118484 to #118475 - anonymous (02/25/2014) [-]
suck admin off, his semen makes text blue.
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