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#148652 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
how do I stop being so scared of the dark/dark rooms? now this isn't like a phobia where I can't go anywhere dark but at the moment I'm home alone and I want to get something from downstairs but I am honestly terrified of going down to even turn the lights on...
I've been like this for years, if someone else is in the house I'm fine but not alone.

I know it's something I should have gotten over.
inb4 man up pussy
User avatar #148726 to #148652 - freebrainsforall (08/07/2014) [-]
If you have a genuine phobia, consult a therapist.
User avatar #148668 to #148652 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
You're never truly alone, though.
Someone is always within shouting distance.

There is nothing to fear about the dark. Nothing will pop out at you. Nothing crazy will happen.
User avatar #148654 to #148652 - samxdaxman (08/06/2014) [-]
I get that way sometimes. What I do is I distract myself. Watch a video on your phone, play some epic music, shit like that.
User avatar #148653 to #148652 - gandaalf (08/06/2014) [-]
i feel you bro
same for me
i play music and sing loudly
User avatar #148649 - thefunnyside (08/06/2014) [-]
Didn't know where to ask this, I figured this would be the best place to do so. Would anyone be willing to give me a review on something I wrote? It's about 350 words. Thanks!
User avatar #148695 to #148649 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
Is it fiction? Short story?
User avatar #148713 to #148695 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
It's a part of a much longer story I'm writing
User avatar #148714 to #148713 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
So what kind of genre is it?
User avatar #148721 to #148714 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
Mostly action and family, but the part I'd like to show is a flashback that's more descriptive.
User avatar #148722 to #148721 - jeezloxxy (08/07/2014) [-]
So I suppose you want opinion on your descriptive writing? I'd love to read it and I'll do my best to tell you what I think.
User avatar #148723 to #148722 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
I'll PM you it!
User avatar #148669 to #148649 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #148656 to #148649 - terriblytreble (08/07/2014) [-]
PM it to me, please?
User avatar #148679 to #148651 - thefunnyside (08/07/2014) [-]
I can't PM you
#148648 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
getting drunk because sad af
just wanna be sober and get my shit together.this is no kind of life
i get fucked up daily and i cant function properly anymore.cant tell if because im always drunk/high or because i get drunk/high less often than usual.in any case i miss her so much.i just want to be mad at her for being ambiguous all the time and not knowing what the fuck does she mean by "that" and all those moments when she opens up and makes me feel that fucking feel.i know she thinks im shallow and weak but i loved her from first sight and i can never forget our secret moments.i should have said it when i had the chance. can't lie about one thing tho. i love two girls and i can only live without one of them. give me peace. i love her and i'd eat broken glass just to know she's happy, even with somebody else, just as long as i don't miss her and i get to laugh at her crazy shenanigans
don't you ever fall in love guys.(especially not twice)
you'll end up a psycho.
User avatar #148670 to #148648 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Stop drinking.
Move on with your life.
#148643 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
Super simple problem, no fucking clue how to solve it.

If a snake slithers to a mouse hole at 4 mph and then, fattened, returns at 1 mph, and his total travel time is 12.5 hours, how far away is the mouse hole?
#148663 to #148643 - tiredofannon (08/07/2014) [-]
About 20.45 miles by my math. The way to solve these problems are to think of units, and what cancels out with what, and how to go about getting to those cancellations. The original equation is 4.5 m/hr x t1 + 1m/hr * t2 = d = d1 + d2 d = d1 + d2 due to the fact that the snake is making a round trip; the total distance is the sum of the trip to the hole and the distance back which should be equal . Using this we know that 4.5 m/hr x t1 = d1 and 1m/hr x t2 = d2 or 4.5 m/hr x t1 = 1 m/hr x t2. We can use this to substitute into t1 + t2 = 12.5 hr which is t1 + 4.5 x t1 = 12.5 hr or 5.5 x t1 = 12.5; this gives us t1 as 2.27 (repeating) which plugged back into the previous equation gives us t2 as 10.23 hr. Now we can go back to the original equation and get 4.5 m/hr x 2.27 hr + 1 m/hr * 10.23 hr = d. We find d to be about 20.45 (might be slight rounding errors due to sloppy decimal keeping on my part). We can also be lazy and once we find the distance from the start to the hole and multiply it by 2 which gives the nearly identical 20.43

Hope that helps.
User avatar #148644 to #148643 - makotoitou (08/06/2014) [-]
why the fuck did you attach a speedometer to a snake?
User avatar #148645 to #148644 - moarpotatos (08/06/2014) [-]
I don't think a speedometer attached to a snake would work. Since a snake slithers, it's body is squirming from side to side at a speed different from the snake's forward movement speed.
So yeah the guy who put it on the snake is probably retarded
User avatar #148641 - gggman (08/06/2014) [-]
Anyone know why videos don't play on this website only for me?
User avatar #148646 to #148641 - moarpotatos (08/06/2014) [-]
big brother admin secretly hates you
#148633 - alphajunk (08/06/2014) [-]
Hey guys.

I've just started masturbating recently. I felt a bit ashamed about it at first, but my dad told me not to, especially since my dick was such a good size and all.

However, I've found I really like pulling it. Especially because it gets bigger. But sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.

How can I prevent this happening?
User avatar #148657 to #148633 - terriblytreble (08/07/2014) [-]
Use your spit as lube.
Also, think about the possibility that you want to dress as a girl and get fucked.
Trust me, it's all the rage in Japan.
User avatar #148639 to #148633 - makotoitou (08/06/2014) [-]
show pics to verify good size
User avatar #148636 to #148633 - heraske (08/06/2014) [-]
So you're like 10 years old? or 11?
User avatar #148635 to #148633 - gandaalf (08/06/2014) [-]
don't that makes it bigger
User avatar #148634 to #148633 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Use lube.
#148618 - karvarausku (08/06/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** This just came in.

My I can hear some loud screaming from my neighbour and some other neighbours are trying to reason with the girl to not jump...

I'm not sure if the girl is trying to do a suicide or what.
User avatar #148621 to #148618 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Run out, yell "Do a flip."
Kidding.

Do the right thing and call the cops.
User avatar #148622 to #148621 - karvarausku (08/06/2014) [-]
They already called the cops, seems like the woman who was on the balcony had some kind of argue with her other half (some guy) and they had some fight and she got beat up.
User avatar #148623 to #148622 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Then there's not much you can do.
If the situation is still going on, maybe run out and see if people have tried making a plan to go and physically stop her.

You could also go out there and yell:
"I CARE FOR YOU."
"WE CARE FOR YOU."
#148624 to #148623 - karvarausku (08/06/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** Nah... I don't really care for this individual, but it seems like she isn't going to harm herself and they got it already pretty much in control.

Now the kids are happily playing outside like nothing happened at all.
#148625 to #148624 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
At least they got it under control.
User avatar #148609 - watermelloon (08/06/2014) [-]
are people who are colourblind think / remember stuff in black and white or what?
User avatar #148627 to #148609 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
It's as interesting of a question as the:
"Before color TV, did people have dreams in black and white?"

It's very hard to tell, some say yes, others say no...
Even with that question, it goes back to what Sugoi said: It's a case by case situation.

My father is colorblind; He can't distinguish most colors apart. (For instance: Purple, blue, and red are mostly the same to him.)
I can ask him about it and get back to you.
User avatar #148619 to #148609 - pigglysumbeech (08/06/2014) [-]
Of course they do. That's how the perceive the world, they cannot imagine anything else. We can't think/remember things in colors we don't know, so why can they?
User avatar #148613 to #148609 - sugoi (08/06/2014) [-]
There are different kinds of colour blindness.
Some are as you say black and white, others just have a tough time discerning reds or greens.

So case by case.
#148604 - dehumanizer (08/06/2014) [-]
>be me
>be tryin to improve myself and making progress despite my occasional funposting on here
>at work today
>female coworker told me I didnt look like a human

fugging hell, trying to assemble my gasmask atm, even worse is i had a dream where i got rejected again by my crush this morning before work
User avatar #148642 to #148604 - gandaalf (08/06/2014) [-]
i hope you don't come back online
User avatar #148631 to #148604 - teoberry (08/06/2014) [-]
nigga
#148629 to #148604 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
you're not a nice person, what did you expect?
you're not a nice person, what did you expect?
#148630 to #148629 - dehumanizer (08/06/2014) [-]
No im a "bad boy". Now where dem hoes at?
#148637 to #148630 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
bad boys don't whine on the internet about how they got rejected.
bad boys don't whine on the internet about how they got rejected.
#148611 to #148604 - sugoi (08/06/2014) [-]
Did she say you looked like a sad frog?
Did she say you looked like a sad frog?
#148596 - theotherwhiteguy (08/06/2014) [-]
I don't even know how to start this so here goes: I'm 18 and and in my senior year of high school. I live in some dusty crap town in Montana and i hate it here. The problem is that i have no clue what i should do after i graduate. I need to go to college so i can get a good job but my family wont be able to support me since we're broke. So i have basically two options. 1 I drown myself in student loans and hope they're paid off by when i die. 2 I do as my older brother did and join the military. The problem with the latter is that i'm 5'8 and weigh something like 130 of bone and thin ass muscle. What the hell should i do?
Inb4 "join the military ya phagget" I would live to just do it but 4 years is still alot of time to me and i dont want to get shot at but i also dont want to be a damn cook.
User avatar #148632 to #148596 - jabsgreywarden (08/06/2014) [-]
I m pretty much in the same situation except I have a few differences.... Have you chosen a college you really wanted to go to? And if any of the ACT/SAT scores you make are really high, you could get paid to go to college.

My problem is getting out to my college. I have pretty much no money and when I look for a job around her, they are not hiring... And I needed to be out close to my college about two weeks ago...

All I can say is that you need to trust yourself. If you can, you could have a part-time job and still be in high school, but make sure your grades and test scores are really good.

If you do find a college and you also want to be in the military, look to see if they have an ROTC program. You will have some kind of military ranking tha will keep you from being the cook.
User avatar #148620 to #148596 - pigglysumbeech (08/06/2014) [-]
Do what I did. Find a full-time job that's seasonal. Work half the year, laid off half the year working odd jobs when I felt like it.

Now, I turn 22 in less than a month and am enrolled at CTU. No regrets, I used that time to make friends, party, and not worry about anything other than living to see my next paycheck.

Don't rush into it. Get out into the world, work a nice warehousing job, and make a couple bucks.
User avatar #148617 to #148596 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
You don't need to do anything immediate after you graduate.
You can find a part time job, take some time to figure out what you want to do, go to a community college and take general studies, etc.

You're trying to rush your life, when you have the rest of your life to worry about that.
User avatar #148600 to #148596 - fistfireace (08/06/2014) [-]
Can't give that much of helpful advice, since I never went to college or joined the military, but I can said what I would do. Maybe it will help you decide on your choice.

I rather go to college even with debt because If I do succeed in getting a good/great job, after completing college, then i would be able to easily pay off the debt. It may take awhile, sure, but as long as I get a job that I would want, it'd be worth it in my opinion.

Plus, going to college gives you many opportunities to get any kind of job. While four years is quite awhile, but it still gives you time to learn what you need to learn for high quality pay. Add in the fact that I won't have to be a cook, nor would I be dodging bullets. I'm real lazy, so doing all that training for the military is not my thing. .

I don't know a lot about the military so I can't really say anything about it. All I really know is it's just a bunch of hard work and shit like that. Some people love to exercise, shoot, and will be willing to sacrifice their lives for their country in case a war breaks out. Now, if you don't like these things, I suggest not to go this route, and just go to college.

Don't forget that you're still 18, you still have time to decide on what you want to do. I talked to my friend about what he wanted to do; he wants to take a year off, get a job, save money, get a vehicle, then go to college. I think that sounds like a terrific plan. It can also help to get you less debt, if you get any at all. I wish I have better advice, but, unfortunately, I don't. Good luck to whatever you decide though.
User avatar #148601 to #148600 - fistfireace (08/06/2014) [-]
Say* not said.
#148586 - seeteufel (08/06/2014) [-]
In need of relationship advice here

As long as I have known him/been with him, my significant other has always lived in a downright fucking pigpen. I shit you not, at least half an inch thick layer of hair, toothpaste, soap and other things caking the bathroom sink, to give you an idea. And he has a fucking chihuahua that's not house trained and shits where he pleases and pisses on the side of his bed. It's never let outside to take a shit.

I have a hard time being over there, which I hope is reasonable. Every time he does clean it's just organization type things, not disinfecting and scrubbing. I've dropped hints that I know he's caught about it but he never acts on it. Not long ago I tried to help out and cleaned his bathroom for him (at the moment that's the only place I'm fine with touching stuff.)

Tonight I was over and while he was showering I went into his room and noticed that he still had his sheets and blankets thrown in a pile on his bed from two weeks ago when he washed them (I remember when he washed them, they didn't smell any better. I don't think he uses laundry soap) so I decided to make his bed for him. While I was putting the sheet on, I noticed a couple dead rolypoly bugs all over the mattress. I got fucking grossed out.

I told him I wasn't comfortable being in his place if it was going to stay this way. (He said that he hadn't been home all week as an excuse for the mess but my god it's been like this for 3 years) and I left for the night.

It's really this one big BIG thing that bothers me about him. What can I do to convince him to actually clean and give a shit? Am I just a fucking snob or is this a real problem? Is it fixable?
User avatar #148593 to #148586 - fistfireace (08/06/2014) [-]
I agree with Alec.

I'm used to having a dirty room (nowhere near as dirty/messy as your boyfriend's apartment. Even I couldn't stand that) and when people tried to clean up my room for me, it would always go back to being messy. He has to do it, not you, especially if you don't live there.

So the best option would be talking to him, like Alec said, and if he doesn't well..I don't think you two would do well living together. I mean, if you want to live with him, he must clean up and not continue to live like he is now.
User avatar #148595 to #148593 - seeteufel (08/06/2014) [-]
I used to think i was sort of piggy until I saw him. The worst I do is hoard some cups and let my art supplies get all over the place.

When I cleaned his bathroom I chose that room because it was the worst and there weren't any personal objects I needed to sift through and re-home. When it's someone else's stuff, they really gotta do it.

I never planned to live with him... our relationship is sort of unconventional and more on the friends with benefits side... and I'm planning to move to New York in the next few years so it's not a long lasting thing. He's never made a hint of me moving in with him and I'm actually about to move in with my sister in law next week.

Also I have a cat. Chihuahuas and cats don't mix
User avatar #148598 to #148595 - fistfireace (08/06/2014) [-]
I do that too, sort of (though, with cans, which is worse because ants and have clothes piled up everywhere). I don't think it's too bad, but some people disagree with that.

Whoops, sorry, I misread and thought you said you were going to live with him. Still, I personally wouldn't continue to clean up his apartment. But seeing how the relationship won't last any longer, I don't think it's going to matter anymore. But that doesn't mean you can't talk to him about it, though.
User avatar #148589 to #148586 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
How you can even touch him is beyond me.
User avatar #148588 to #148586 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
That's fucking gross. He lets his dog piss and shit all over his bed and apartment and he just lets it soak in? He's literally living in a toilet. If it hasn't changed after 3 years, it's probably not going to.

Literally sit him down and speak to him about it face to face. Be as kind as gentle as you can, but also be firm. Lay down the law. That's fucking disgusting and it needs to change.

If he doesn't change it, leave him. You certainly can't live in those conditions, and you certainly can't stay with him without living in the same home at some point in the future.
User avatar #148590 to #148588 - seeteufel (08/06/2014) [-]
I tried to do that tonight. I told him what I thought and I wasn't comfortable being over there in the future if it stays like this. I tried to be nice about it but it's kind of a hard thing to do for this kind of subject. I don't really know how he'll respond to it... I have a feeling that the next time I'm over he might of cleaned up the dog shit but nothing besides that.

And I don't want to try to rationalize it... but the dogs only on the floor... and then pees on a specific corner of the bottom mattress

User avatar #148591 to #148590 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
It's only going to get worse. The amount of filth and nastiness isn't going to plataeu, it's going to build and build until the neighbors start filing reports and the Center for Disease Control shows up and qurantines the building.

If calmly talking to him about it doesn't work, lay down the law, make an ultimatum. Make him choose between you and the filth. If he doesn't change, leave him. You deserve better.
User avatar #148594 to #148591 - seeteufel (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.. that's what I feel like I'm going to have to do.. as complicated as I might think it is... it really isn't. It's an extension of how he treats me and it's not okay, therefore it shouldn't continue, whether it's the dirt or him

User avatar #148597 to #148594 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
Bottom line - it's just nasty. When I was in highschool I went on a date with some chick, I think we saw one of the Harry Potter movies. She was pretty, fun, a little quirky but seemed normal.

When we got back to her place, it was a wreck. It smelled. And when we got into her bedroom there was dog shit on top of her comforter. I've come home to dog shit before and it sucks, it'd be really embarrassing to bring a date back to that. She didn't care. She picked up one end of it, waved it once or twice and shook the dog shit off the bed to land inbetween the wall and the bed. Then she wanted me to get into bed with her to fool around.

I didn't even say a word, I just turned around, walked down the stairs, opened the front door, got in my car and left. I still feel somewhat bad that I very rudely dropped her like that, but I hope that was a wake up call to her and I hope that wherever she is today, she's living in better conditions.

It's a matter of self-respect. She didn't have enough self-respect to treat herself better, and I had too much self-respect to sleep with her after that.
User avatar #148599 to #148597 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
It's worth noting that she picked up one end of the comforter and shook the shit off - not that she picked up one end of the shit and shook it, lol.

I'm sorry that I'm full of typos tonight.
User avatar #148640 to #148599 - heraske (08/06/2014) [-]
Fuck man, good job. xD

That's pretty fucking gross though. I thought my brother lived here with shitty conditions. (He leaves stuff like A&W cups and beer bottles and stuff in his bathroom and bedroom.) He lives with my parents, as do I, but I basically own the basement living room, so it's clean, febreezed often, and organized and tidy.
User avatar #148592 to #148591 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
I spelled plateau wrong :s
User avatar #148587 to #148586 - seeteufel (08/06/2014) [-]
inb4 tl;dr

My boyfriend's house is really fucking dirty how do I get him to clean it
User avatar #148533 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Does anyone here have any idea about the lifestyle surrounded around Software Development and Engineering? is It boring? Is it profitable? Is it hard to become self employed? Developers can publish easily but is it hard, and thus back to is it boring?
-Answers Appreciated.
User avatar #148580 to #148533 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
From what I've seen...
Keep work and hobbies as far separated as possible.

Software Development has the potential to be something great, but in the same sense, the company you may work for one day could completely kill it for you.
Companies will take what you love and grind it to a dust. It will become more about hours and pay than having fun and making quality things.

Otherwise, if you're up for it, go for it.
Just note that there are many, many companies that will destroy what you love. And few that will strengthen your interest to pursue more in the field.
User avatar #148573 to #148533 - thatnigger (08/06/2014) [-]
As in Software Engineering or Engineering as a whole? I'm doing Mechanical Engineering and I got an internship this summer, so I understand how Engineering goes.
If it's Software Engineering, you'll probably join an Software Engineering company, a client comes and asks if you can help them with a problem by either making new software, add-ons to existing software, etc. That's usually a job were you don't get set hours, it's mostly a time frame is given and you just gotta work till it's done. You don't get set holidays, you usually have to ask for them and you'll probably have down time when client activity is low.
Being self employed would mean doing market research to find out what people want, etc. Developing the software and then signing with someone to licence it and sell it. Not too difficult but money you make would vary.
#148534 to #148533 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh and is it hard to rake in the cash.
User avatar #148574 to #148534 - thatnigger (08/06/2014) [-]
Engineers in general make a lot of money, you'll probably not be in debt if you find a good job, that's something at least even if you don't own 20 cars and all that.
#148532 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
im 18 my gf is 17 tomorrow and we had the sex and the condom broke, we didnt realize until we checked after.scared as fuck i went to my mom for help, she said it was cool since her period was in a few days anyway she should be out of the "danger zone" still she took me to get some pills (not quite sure which). I gave them to her (my gf) and specified what my mom told me (one first and the second after 12hrs) but my gf took both at the same time. Anyways her period was supposed to come today and it didnt, hers arent notorious for coming late so that was weird... also she had pre menstrual cramps but according to her they dissapeared, can that happen? idk guys fuck... i fucked up... i need advice
#148579 to #148532 - saltybanana (08/06/2014) [-]
has happened to me befroe.

im not a genius of this stuff but i have studied abit im studying to be a doctor btw srs the same exact thing happen to me. gf said condom broke, asked her older bro to get us a plan b pill. her stupid ass took both as well. basically her period came a few days later, than it usually does.

ex.
her period was always on the 4th of every month, now her period came in every 14th of the month. crazy dont know how to explain it yet. but my guess is it messes up her menstrual cycle
User avatar #148608 to #148579 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
thank you very much man
User avatar #148578 to #148532 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/06/2014) [-]
how long ago was it when you guys noticed the condom broke?
User avatar #148606 to #148578 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
i noticed it completely after we were done, i came inside and everything... thats why im scared... my mother and gf get along pretty well and she said she was out of the "danger zone", still we went to get pills similar to planb and she took both instead of waiting 12hrs... im not qute sure if thats alright but from what ive read it is
User avatar #148626 to #148606 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/06/2014) [-]
I just mean if it was less than 72 hours ago she can take plan b again and do it the right way like the pills say.
User avatar #148576 to #148532 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
women are always fucking that shit up

simple instructions and the dumb bitch couldn't follow it
User avatar #148607 to #148576 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
actually i read the box too recently and it says "alternatively" you can take both at the same time, but i believe that "alternatively" meant " ok bra lets see... its been 72hrs from the 75hr range in which you can take these... okay you know what? take both."
User avatar #148560 to #148532 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Yo hold up, you're being serious?
ummm, I suggest you not worry about it, it seems your parents are cool with it, I don't know about hers but I suggest you wait and if she does get pregnant, have an abortion, but equally consider you're murdering what could have been your future child, I want you to picture your life with this kid, all the memories you'd have with it, and then picture yourself signing the abortion to it's slaughter, it must feel pretty damn bad huh? XD omg I think I've made matters worse huh?
User avatar #148577 to #148560 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
piss off faggot, abortions are legal and totally awesome
User avatar #148562 to #148560 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
look i'll sign whatever its not that i dont care about the child... its just that i really dont want to ruin her chances of a happy life, she's very smart and off to college in a month, it would kill me to see have to stay because of me
User avatar #148547 to #148540 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
bro its the second time i laugh at that shit for christ sake... but do you have any real advice? please. im in real need here
User avatar #148551 to #148547 - makotoitou (08/06/2014) [-]
find a doctor that has a knife and 20 minutes
User avatar #148552 to #148551 - lolwutthef (08/06/2014) [-]
real helpful mate
User avatar #148554 to #148552 - makotoitou (08/06/2014) [-]
you also can get a strong vacuum cleaner
#148535 to #148532 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Let me name the child ;)
Let me name the child ;)
User avatar #148529 - dreaddune ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Hi guys, just wondering, if anyone know how to remove passwords in .rar-files? Got one of those survey-rars, and i wanted to see if it actually is a legit download that i got..
#148525 - alasadporcupin (08/06/2014) [-]
Any free virus killing things i can download on the computer? My computer just started out of nowhere this morning where 5-6 pop-ups come up on each page and on some websites they pop-up nonstop making it impossible to use that website.
User avatar #148530 to #148525 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Avast is great, too.
User avatar #148526 to #148525 - alecbaldwinning (08/06/2014) [-]
Malwarebytes
Microsoft Security Essentials
Advances System Care 7

#148523 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
Okay this is gonna get naughty
Call me a whore or whatever i really don't care i just like sex
So every skinny guy i've been with like cums then goes floppy and can't do anything for a good few minutes at least
But every larger man i've been with doesn't really cum, they eventually just go floppy, one guy said "i came like 3 times" after we had sex. how could he cum 3 times and carry on? i don't get it.
User avatar #148610 to #148523 - watermelloon (08/06/2014) [-]
my bf who is larger can cum and still be hard afterwards. idk every penis is different.
User avatar #148575 to #148523 - alexanderburns (08/06/2014) [-]
Different penises are different
User avatar #148528 to #148523 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
I generally keep going after I cum. Feels better and I last longer on the second run if I do.
User avatar #148539 to #148528 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Based on your peeking Avatar
Username
And sex post
I'm gonna assume you've been to prison 3 times? Am I right?
#148569 to #148539 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Well yeah. I think there is something called acting your age. Going after the young folk isn't exactly a good thing.
Well yeah. I think there is something called acting your age. Going after the young folk isn't exactly a good thing.
User avatar #148544 to #148542 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
..so far
#148546 to #148544 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
I hear prison is a nice place. You get free sex and everything.
#148549 to #148546 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, free rape.
User avatar #148550 to #148549 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Sex is sex man. I don't complain who it is.
User avatar #148553 to #148550 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah but some sex doesn't end in your pleasure, you'll soon realise that.
#148555 to #148553 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
I already know that. Are you going to show me anyway?
User avatar #148556 to #148555 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Hmm, I guess I can't win this argument... lets say you don't get any sex..
User avatar #148557 to #148556 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Fapping is fairly easy to do. Prison isn't so bad. Except if you get shanked.
User avatar #148558 to #148557 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Well there you go, do you wanna get shanked? You could make a shiv out of anything in prison, and nigger I know what you look like, tall, short black hair, don't remember, you shared pics like a whore on VGB, but lets say you get shanked while fapping, how will that feel to you?
#148559 to #148558 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Why would somebody shank me when I'm fapping?

Also, I'm to good to go to prison.
User avatar #148561 to #148559 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, would you expect to get shanked while fapping, no.. exactly why you would get shanked while fapping.
Mr I POST CP is too good huh? ;)
User avatar #148563 to #148561 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Yes, I'm a pretty straight edge mother fucker IRL.
User avatar #148565 to #148564 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
Were you expecting something different?
User avatar #148566 to #148565 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
I was expecting some tall lanky ass bitch nigger who spent all his time surrounding himself with children.
User avatar #148567 to #148566 - ipostcp (08/06/2014) [-]
I'm a fairly normal white kid. 5'7, 160.
User avatar #148568 to #148567 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
nigger I'm 6'1 and quite a few years younger than your ass, your not that edgy after all
#148518 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
being straight up with u fj
-older teenager still havent hit puberty
-dont cum when i fap
-fucked a girl
-finished inside her but no cum bc i havent hit puberty
can she get pregnant or am i good
User avatar #148548 to #148518 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
You don't know yet, I suggest buying yourself a baseball bat, going down to her house, and beat the shit out of her stomach/pelvic region. ;)
User avatar #148545 to #148543 - dragx (08/06/2014) [-]
Don't give this nigger false hope
User avatar #148536 to #148518 - supertanto (08/06/2014) [-]
Your parents probably castrated you. You should probably look into that
User avatar #148524 to #148518 - jokekill (08/06/2014) [-]
of course she can you stupid twat
User avatar #148520 to #148518 - nigalthornberry (08/06/2014) [-]
U have aids nigga
User avatar #148509 - rereviven (08/06/2014) [-]
My friend is getting desperate for a girlfriend. He has known this one girl he considers "the one" for two weeks now. He has spent about $200 on her in total, and is saying he will be "depressed forever" if he doesn't get her. I have talked to him quite a lot telling him that he needs to stop spending money on her, but he says "u dun undirstind fjhsdhfsdfd"

How in the hell am I suppose to tell him to stop? He doesn't listen to me, it seems. Im worried he's going to spend hundreds more on her, get into debt, and have her suddenly hate him.
User avatar #148616 to #148509 - romdomcom (08/06/2014) [-]
Have him talk to a friend who is also a girl, it might be that a fresh perspective is needed. But you need to let him know you're there for him, try doing something just the two of you to distract him.
User avatar #148570 to #148509 - thatnigger (08/06/2014) [-]
Even he knows he's doing wrong and spending money on someone doesn't make them yours, you can't own someone.
Tell him you care about him but if he keeps doing this and regrets it, you'll stop being his friend because you don't want to deal with the pain when you see him hurting afterwards.
User avatar #148522 to #148509 - nigalthornberry (08/06/2014) [-]
Show him there's better women
User avatar #148515 to #148509 - hoponthefeelstrain (08/06/2014) [-]
Idk try setting him up with a girl you both know isn't a bitch? Maybe someone different he can focus his affections on.
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#148494 - CIS White Male (08/05/2014) [-]
so I'm getting messages from around 20-30 guys on kik asking to see my tits. I'm pretty sure my ex sent out my nudes when we broke up. What do I do? I block them all and more and more pop up. And a lot are also starting to spam my email.
#148583 to #148494 - saltybanana (08/06/2014) [-]
save all those messages and file a police report for harrasemnt women.   
   
you seem like a big girl for sending nudes, take charge and take his ass to court. who knows you could get money? and possibly a restraining order    
   
or just delete your kik, and replace your number and give it out to people you only trust like mom, pops, and close friends
save all those messages and file a police report for harrasemnt women.

you seem like a big girl for sending nudes, take charge and take his ass to court. who knows you could get money? and possibly a restraining order

or just delete your kik, and replace your number and give it out to people you only trust like mom, pops, and close friends
User avatar #148531 to #148494 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Just delete your Kik.
User avatar #148508 to #148494 - rereviven (08/06/2014) [-]
How many nudes did you give him?

If you have any of the nude pictures of you, reverse image search it in google to find the source
#148511 to #148508 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
we dated for years so god knows how many I sent... it appears he just sent out tit pics because the guys keep commenting on a birth mark I have on them... or maybe he just told a couple of his friends to do it. I don't fucking know.. I don't have the pictures anymore because I always delete them after I take them. Also I really hate this guy.... we've been broken up for 7 months now and he's still doing shit like this. Borderline harassing me, I block his number and he just downloads a texting app and starts texting me from that. Why the fuck won't he let me move on with my life?
User avatar #148516 to #148511 - rereviven (08/06/2014) [-]
Actually you really should get a police report on him. He will probably get a huge fine, and will get in a ton more trouble if he does anything again
User avatar #148514 to #148511 - rereviven (08/06/2014) [-]
I see. He sounds like an ass.

Also how old are you? If you're under 18, or maybe above, you might want to get a police report on him. That way if he does it again, he'll be punished
User avatar #148506 to #148494 - makotoitou (08/06/2014) [-]
show them already
User avatar #148504 to #148494 - gandaalf (08/06/2014) [-]
make a new kik account
User avatar #148501 to #148494 - hokon (08/06/2014) [-]
tease them, make them send dickpics first then insult
#148512 to #148501 - CIS White Male (08/06/2014) [-]
with the mass amounts messaging me I'd never have the time.
User avatar #148496 to #148494 - newvein (08/05/2014) [-]
Google granny tits. Send those
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