(If you've followed some of my exploits before, than skip to next paragraph)
Before hand, let me say this. A couple months ago, I got told by a police officer that if I get into a fight, even if I don't start it, I will be taken to court, and most likely be sent to Juvenile hall. I'm not a violent person by nature, but I don't take shit without putting up a fight.

Today on the bus ride back from school (i live about a half hour from my school), i see this freshman wailing on another student, a girl. Now I don't believe in hitting women unless your life or general well being is in danger. Now if she decks you once or twice, just brush it off, it's not worth hitting back, because you;ll get your shit fucked over by the legal system. I holler at the fucker to knock it off, and of course this douche ignores it and keeps fucking with her. At one point he had reacher around through the windows (both his and hers were open) and grabbed her hair and pulled her hair out the window. the guy I was sitting with ( i had window seat) was sleeping, and the seats were pretty high so I cold jump over, so I had to stick with verbally assaulting the shit out of him. After the bus ride, i just ended p saing fuck it, and slid my way out of the seat, with my laptop, went up to the fucker and said "You're so fucking tough huh? Must take some sort of strong man to pick on a girl. You're fucking weak, you don't fucking put your hands on a girl."

He then proceeds to shove me (I've been shoved by my 4 year old nephew harder than this punk) and says that classic line "oh, sorry, I'm not supposed to be my hands on girls."

I wanted to fucking deck that panzie ass mother fucker right there.

What does FJ think the appropriate course of action is? And before you say deck him next time he puts his hands on me or a girl, don't worry, that shit's gonna happen.

Hey guys, I was gonna have a picnic with some of my friends tomorrow (because its a nice day tomorrow apparently and life is too short to not have fun once in a while).
I just found out that one of my friends is a vegetarian, and all the sandwiches I had already prepared are like chicken or ham or whatever. What are some good vegie sammiches I could make? No, I am not very good with sammiches.

>inb4 feed them with bacon

What am i supposed to do about my eyebrows whenever i pluck them even 1 hair they stay red for about 2 days
I tried doing it right after i get out of the shower that only helps a little bit but that doesn't stop them from growing back over night

I need a torrent of all of Metallica's work (prior to black album). Anyone?

Only really remembered this from ages ago, is it really bad if i missed one of those mandatory school shots? like the ones everyone in the year got...
I'm guessing its for something serious if everyone is supposed to be given it.

I'm derping a lot today and I can't get this batch file to work correctly, can anyone help me (link is to a google doc with the code on).
docs.google.com/document/d/1DOOh63WTJp6-hR80t5NrD7dgqtGd2ePVoPB3zDxZK68/edit?usp=sharing

So I'm gonna watch The Green Mile for the first time tonight.

How sad should I expect to be at the end? I've heard it's rife with feels.

What's the most common place where I can find the cool chicks who're into anime, manga, games and all the other awesome sauce? My crush is one of those girls into all the cool shit I like (AND MORE) but I just happened to meet her by chance the hundreds of times I've been to this rock nightclub.

What phrase will I put next to my picture in my yearbook?

i just saw a kid getting hit by a car,and i felt nothing.
while everyone was rushing and stuff,i sat on a chair watching everything without emotion.

am i a hearless asshole?

im looking for a post with good advice from a fellow funnyjunkers teacher

I feel so overwhelmed with life right now, I'm just of in the middle of a break down. I'm nearing the end of my Junior year in high school, and it has just been nothing but stress for me. On top of school, I'm also in choir, have a boyfriend, and a job, so I have a lot to keep up with. Since this new semester started, I have had to read & annotate 3 books simultaneously, deal with standardized testing, and all this other stuff for my regular classes. In choir, I have to learn 1 song for my choral placement audition next year, 2 songs if I want to sing with a professional choral group in San Francisco, 2 songs if I want to audition for a pop group, and on top of that I have to know another song for a voice lesson recital. I haven't had time to look at any of my music because I've had bronchitis for the past few weeks, so I could barely talk, nevertheless sing. That all needs to be known next week. In my Public Speaking class, I have to give a how-to speech tomorrow with a visual, and I wasn't able to start that until an hour ago. It has to be memorized. Then I also have work on top of all of that. I've really just lost the will and motivation to do pretty much anything, since I'm so strung out and stressed and depressed about attempting to juggle my life right now. Like, I work up the will to do something and once I'm actually doing it, I'm just like..."nah."...My schedule is literally full day-to-day. I get about one free day a week, which is the day I catch up on sleep. Is it at all possible for me to not get all horrendously strung out over all of this? Because I'm literally having break downs about it. I feel a lot less healthy, more tired, less focused, much less motivated...How do I help this?

TL;DR

I'm pretty damn stressed with trying to juggle way too much in my life and it feels like I've pretty much given up and lost the will to do things I have to do. When dropping any of the things isn't an option, how do I not rip my hair out and break down?