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Comments(66043):
#69390
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stringfingerable (04/30/2013) [-] Guys I'm in a bit of a pickle. I have this real good friend of mine. She's a charming girl, real nice. One of the sweetest girls I have ever met. She has a great personality. From when I first met her I had a crush on her. But back then I was a major beta fag. We haven't spoken much and haven't seen each other in a while. So last week we ran into each other and I have to say, for some reason I felt like she looked more dazzling than ever. I'm not sure if it's because of the long time no see or she just got more attractive. I feel like just being with her a lot but the thing is she's got a boyfriend and she's 18 while I'm 17. And I don't mean to toot my own horn, but she says that I'm attractive. Just that I need to shave my face and sideburns. The thing is, for certain is that she is no slut or whore. She says what she wants and usually doesn't afraid of anything It's pretty frustrating not knowing what I should do about this. Guys what do I do?
#69389
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kassf (04/30/2013) [-] i have an extremely important phone call at 12:15 tomorrow
i usually sleep in late
should i stay up all night to avoid missing this fucking call
how do i stay up til noon
help
i usually sleep in late
should i stay up all night to avoid missing this fucking call
how do i stay up til noon
help
#69392 to #69389
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cycloneclone (04/30/2013) [-] Just lay down and a nap and relax, I usually only sleep for 2-4 hours at a time.
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cycloneclone (04/30/2013) [-] Well that is unfortunate. I would still advise you you try, (please,please,please trust me on this one) to lie down and take or nap or even just lie down for a few hours. If you don't at noon, not only will you be nervous and stressed but you body will start saying stop it kassf, you need to sleep. Trust me, I've been in your situation before, it is not fun but just try to do you best.
#69387
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N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-]
So, recently, I made blog with a chat in it. I met some people on there that were really great, however, they're driving me up the wall with their problems. So much so, it's gotten me on the verge of tears. Nevertheless, they've changed who I am as a person. Part of me wants to stay with them, while the other wants to leave.
My question is, should I get rid of them completely or stay?
My question is, should I get rid of them completely or stay?
#69379
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rokkarokkaali ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-] Can someone tell me how to make bordered text like the rest of this picture? I can only make it normally and I wanna make it like... you know... good.
#69553 to #69361
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Fgner (05/01/2013) [-] Sounds like she was offended by the substance use, actually.
I was in her situation previously. I liked this girl, asked her out over text (I was a pussy) and she said no. I pushed a bit and said "well - let me ask you out officially, so you can reject these beautiful puppy eyes." We ended up going to one of my other friends Quincinera (right?) and before I got a chance to ask, I heard her talking about doing pot with her friends. The only pot heads I knew before that were pretty big losers, so I had a negative connotation (although that's been changed recently), and I didn't ask her at the party.
She was shattered just like you. Cried her eyes out about 3/4 the party through because I lost interest and was messing with pretty much all the other girls at the party instead - since I had a chance and they weren't druggies. Turns out, she didn't do pot, and I regained interest, apologized, and we dated for a year and a half before she broke up with me because "she wanted to feel single again" (AKA she started having sex with every guy in school, became unhappy and is now moving to Israel - the guy she first cheated on me with is a close friend now, we laugh about her stupid ass all the time now).
tl;dr: She doesn't like people who drink and shit.
I was in her situation previously. I liked this girl, asked her out over text (I was a pussy) and she said no. I pushed a bit and said "well - let me ask you out officially, so you can reject these beautiful puppy eyes." We ended up going to one of my other friends Quincinera (right?) and before I got a chance to ask, I heard her talking about doing pot with her friends. The only pot heads I knew before that were pretty big losers, so I had a negative connotation (although that's been changed recently), and I didn't ask her at the party.
She was shattered just like you. Cried her eyes out about 3/4 the party through because I lost interest and was messing with pretty much all the other girls at the party instead - since I had a chance and they weren't druggies. Turns out, she didn't do pot, and I regained interest, apologized, and we dated for a year and a half before she broke up with me because "she wanted to feel single again" (AKA she started having sex with every guy in school, became unhappy and is now moving to Israel - the guy she first cheated on me with is a close friend now, we laugh about her stupid ass all the time now).
tl;dr: She doesn't like people who drink and shit.
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kobegriffeysanders (04/30/2013) [-] Some girls are just a totally different species, I swear. You think one thing, and they do the opposite. It's just how it goes sometimes. There's nothing you can do except get back up on your feet and move on. Prove to yourself that you can still be happy without her.
#69357
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N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/aclopolipse
HELP US DEFEAT ACLOPOLIPSE! Let's take down this asshole once and for all!
THUMB HIM DOWN UNTIL HE'S BANNED! MAKE HIM LEAVE FUNNYJUNK FOREVER!
HELP US DEFEAT ACLOPOLIPSE! Let's take down this asshole once and for all!
THUMB HIM DOWN UNTIL HE'S BANNED! MAKE HIM LEAVE FUNNYJUNK FOREVER!
#69343
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N. Korean citizen (04/29/2013) [-]
This may sound pathetic but
I need a friend who will hang out with me
who will play games online with me
who likes what I like
who laughs with me
who types the same reply when someone tells us something
all my other friends are so different from me
I need new friends
what do I do?
I need a friend who will hang out with me
who will play games online with me
who likes what I like
who laughs with me
who types the same reply when someone tells us something
all my other friends are so different from me
I need new friends
what do I do?
#69316
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infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] www.funnyjunk.com/hating/49984#49984 this fucker is spamming our board. Can you please thumb him down so we can ban him?
#69315
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shitslapper (04/29/2013) [-] I got math problems.
Is this wrong?
-(2x-3)(x+4) = (-2x-3)(x+4)
I know it's simple, but I never get it to make sense to myself.
Is this wrong?
-(2x-3)(x+4) = (-2x-3)(x+4)
I know it's simple, but I never get it to make sense to myself.
#69309
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pancakeservent (04/29/2013) [-]
You think i'll get into UofT with an 85% for physics?
100 hours of com service btw
100 hours of com service btw
#69308
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infamoustrapper ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] So I just got my ACT scores and scored a 33. Is that good?
#69302
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wretchedlarva (04/29/2013) [-] I got slapped hard in the face by a 14 year old today. I'm 16 next monday and I didn't know what to do. Everyone says im big but I can't use my fists. I have no muscle. The guy is pretty skinny but he's really tall. What do? I'm thinking manslaughter. jk. but not. wat do
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weenieandthebutt ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-] As a guy who's got into conflicts with little kids back in highschool, it really depends on the situation. Sometimes you should just let it slide 'cause kids these days are affiliated with gangs of bigger people. Or if it's a case where it may be continuous and that there are other kids watching, you should slap him back, shout him and put him back in his place.
I would usually say tell a teacher but some depending on the system or teacher, they sometimes do absolute fuck all to resolve the situation.
I would usually say tell a teacher but some depending on the system or teacher, they sometimes do absolute fuck all to resolve the situation.
#69295
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samoaspider (04/29/2013) [-] I went on a Valve TF2 server and micspammed some music with direct input (daft punk, smooth criminal, castlevania bloody tears, guile's theme and later only 8-bit NES music) and most of the people liked it, few told me to stfu. it ended up with a votekick but it ended 4 against 8 leaving me on.
Was I being a dick for playing music that most liked while disrespecting those who told me to stop?
Was I being a dick for playing music that most liked while disrespecting those who told me to stop?
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codyxvasco ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-] Even though the music you played was good, people just don't want to hear it sometimes. Love all that but I want to hear the game, and it's sometimes louder than you think, you can't hear other players when they talk, and those playing on lower end pc's will lag like hell.
Your intentions are good, but you should just quit it on public servers, only do it when you're on a small server with just your friends.
Your intentions are good, but you should just quit it on public servers, only do it when you're on a small server with just your friends.
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codyxvasco ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-] It still doesn't matter, because it they didn't want to hear it they have to go through the trouble of muting you. Even on nice quiet servers gameplay can still be disturbed by music being played......with what quality is your music played?
#69290
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fargone (04/29/2013) [-] So my useless, piece of shit excuse for a mother is going to be at my house for the next few days while she gets her shit so she can hopefully leave and never come back and maybe die or something on the way back if I'm lucky. What's a good way to temper the boiling rage inside myself so I don't tear the heads off of the few people I'm not furious at right now?
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faithrider (05/01/2013) [-] which one?
because i thought about it later and realized, why not both.
because i thought about it later and realized, why not both.
#69280
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catzombie ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
Useless question but, anyone here play Doodle Jump? What's considered a good score? I think my addiction has died down a bit, and after ranking about 6 hours on that game, I've achieved 55000 and probably will never get any higher cuz the game's just getting boring.
#69279
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oceanmist (04/29/2013) [-] Does anybody have any experience with 3somes or 3 way relationships? Here's the story of this past weekend, and its a doozy, so grab some popcorn and sit back.
There are these 3 girls I've been really good friends with for a while now.
Girl A is 7.5/10 cute, not very slutty at all, very nice, brunette
Girl B is a bit cuter 8/10, not slutty, broke up with my friend about a month ago, blonde
Girl C is the cutest 9/10, A bit slutty(6 guys), flirts alot, brunette, foreign.
Anyway so I've been hooking up with girl C for a while ago, I'm pretty sure I could date her and was considering it. Then this past thursday, all four of us decide to drink together and we get plastered in A and B's dorm (they're roommates). So C passes out on a blanket on the floor, and I jokingly steal A's bed. Next thing I know A and B are both in there with me, and I'm having the most incredible experience of my life (seriously, it was better than I thought it would be, and I had high expectations). Now the next morning A and B fill in C about what happened after I leave. Now I expect C to be pissed, but she wasn't, and the next night she practically dragged me away from everyone else to go hook up.(girls are crazy man) Anyway, I regret this now, because I would love nothing more than to begin a 3 way relationship with girls A and B. I know its not going to work out long term, and someone will probably get hurt, but I'm trying to make history. Does anybody know have ANY knowledge in the area, because I'm in uncharted waters here.
There are these 3 girls I've been really good friends with for a while now.
Girl A is 7.5/10 cute, not very slutty at all, very nice, brunette
Girl B is a bit cuter 8/10, not slutty, broke up with my friend about a month ago, blonde
Girl C is the cutest 9/10, A bit slutty(6 guys), flirts alot, brunette, foreign.
Anyway so I've been hooking up with girl C for a while ago, I'm pretty sure I could date her and was considering it. Then this past thursday, all four of us decide to drink together and we get plastered in A and B's dorm (they're roommates). So C passes out on a blanket on the floor, and I jokingly steal A's bed. Next thing I know A and B are both in there with me, and I'm having the most incredible experience of my life (seriously, it was better than I thought it would be, and I had high expectations). Now the next morning A and B fill in C about what happened after I leave. Now I expect C to be pissed, but she wasn't, and the next night she practically dragged me away from everyone else to go hook up.(girls are crazy man) Anyway, I regret this now, because I would love nothing more than to begin a 3 way relationship with girls A and B. I know its not going to work out long term, and someone will probably get hurt, but I'm trying to make history. Does anybody know have ANY knowledge in the area, because I'm in uncharted waters here.
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jessieqwertyu (04/30/2013) [-] I doubt they would be looking for a real 3 way relationship. Maybe more of a friends with benefits type situation, maybe you could pull off a relationship with one of them, and keep going with the 3some, but thats rough waters
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tjcomics (04/29/2013) [-] Wow. You're fucking terrible, and those should stay uncharted waters.
You fucking choose one, and keep one, there is no 3-fucking-way relationships man, that's extravagantly FUCKED UP. There was history of people with many wives, but times have changed, we aren't about survivalisim and passing our genes on to as many off spring as we can, we want a happy life with ONE soul partner! How the fuck would you marry 2 girls!?!
You fucking choose one, and keep one, there is no 3-fucking-way relationships man, that's extravagantly FUCKED UP. There was history of people with many wives, but times have changed, we aren't about survivalisim and passing our genes on to as many off spring as we can, we want a happy life with ONE soul partner! How the fuck would you marry 2 girls!?!
#69272
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darthbrofist (04/29/2013) [-]
Not sure whether to post this here or on fitness. I was recently chilling at a friend's house overnight, and he took out a bottle of crystal ice filled with a terribly disgusting mix of liquors. Now I had only been mildly buzzed once before, and I found that fairly intertaining, so I decided to drink with him. As I was waiting for the alcohol to kick in, I started getting fairly shaky, but wasn't cold. It got to the point where I could barely keep still for the life of me.
TL; DR: I get shaky before getting drunk. Normal?
TL; DR: I get shaky before getting drunk. Normal?
#69271
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Leopard (04/29/2013) [-] Hey advice board. I'm the guy who posted this
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/58097#58097
2 months ago. I'm glad to say I ended up getting the ring and everything was great. Even though I didn't get my question answered from you guys (later got it from yahoo answers), I'm glad I can still count on you guys to atleast try :P Thanks
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/58097#58097
2 months ago. I'm glad to say I ended up getting the ring and everything was great. Even though I didn't get my question answered from you guys (later got it from yahoo answers), I'm glad I can still count on you guys to atleast try :P Thanks
