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#215121 - sexualhairassment
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Guys, I've spent some time on imgur recently on a similarly themed account, those people are freaks compared to FJ. I mean, before today I've never had anyone just start messaging me duck pics without asking if I wanted to see or making sure I was over 18.

Should I make a comp of perverted imgurs?
#215123 to #215121 - compared ONLINE
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(07/14/2016) [-]
What is your theme? also ty for the mention.
#215124 to #215123 - sexualhairassment
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Sexual harassment
#215125 to #215124 - compared ONLINE
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(07/14/2016) [-]
But it says hairassment
#215126 to #215125 - sexualhairassment
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(07/14/2016) [-]
FJ would not allow pure sexualharassment, based administration prevents it
#215127 to #215126 - compared ONLINE
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(07/14/2016) [-]
That's weird
#215128 to #215127 - sexualhairassment
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(07/14/2016) [-]
FJ is not a big fan of it, but on imgur I reached "idolized " status inside a week
#215122 to #215121 - sexualhairassment
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(07/14/2016) [-]
*Dickinson pics
#215108 - nigalthornberry
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Im gonna ask here one more time before i go to the doctor
After i eat or drink i get a pain in my back between the shoulder blades and become exhausted after about 10 min, it feels like breathing is slightly harder than normal but that could just be the tiredness. I lay down for about 30 min and it all goes away and im back to normal
#215120 to #215108 - sexualhairassment
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(07/14/2016) [-]
That could have to do with the amount and type of food you are eating
#215112 to #215108 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(07/14/2016) [-]
How are the two even related? You should go to a doctor. With things that you can't live comfortably doing daily activities you need to suck it up and go to the doctor.
#215110 to #215108 - focalanemo
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(07/14/2016) [-]
go to a doctor
#215093 - valourinfj
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(07/13/2016) [-]
I live in phoenix, az and i'm trying to find a security job that'll train me for the job but the only issue is I don't have a drivers license so it makes it particularly hard to find one that'll hire. Anyone know a good security company to work through?
#215086 - supervillian
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(07/13/2016) [-]
A user has been stalking my profile and red thumbing every comment I make.
I've seen the votes on each one and can confirm who it is.
Who do I talk to about this ? I'm certain that's not allowed.
#215118 to #215086 - platinumaltaria
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(07/14/2016) [-]
You can get used to it like I do. I've collected about 10.
#215111 to #215086 - oxidoferroso
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(07/14/2016) [-]
If you block him he won't be able to thumb up or down your comments
#215098 to #215086 - sugoi
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Quit being a baby it's just thumbs.
You're a goddamn supervillian being foiled by red thumbs? plz, just go make your profile private.
#215099 to #215098 - supervillian
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(07/14/2016) [-]
I'm not really a supervillain. My username is actually spelled wrong.

it's more of a matter that someone is acting like a dick, then a matter over internet points
#215100 to #215099 - sugoi
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(07/14/2016) [-]
>>#215098,
"just go make your profile private"

Problem solved, also boohoo someone is being a bulli, welcome to the internet badaboom.
#215101 to #215100 - supervillian
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Your being unnecessarily rude about the whole situation. What drives you to act like that ?
This is the advice board, man. Come on.
#215102 to #215101 - sugoi
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(07/14/2016) [-]
>>#215098, >>#215100,
Because you keep ignoring my advice.
"just go make your profile private"

Make your profile private goddamnit why are you focusing on the mean words and not the advice? What are you doing? Why are you doing this? Are you blind? I don't even need you to reply thank you, just think "ok that sugoi guy is a total wienie but he gave good advice since that asshole can't thumb me down anymore ok time to move on"

WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING BACK!?
#215103 to #215102 - supervillian
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(07/14/2016) [-]
It's not like I don't plan on making my profile private.
I just don't understand your need to act so aggressive on a board about helping people.
#215104 to #215103 - sugoi
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Me being aggressive? No you're being too sensitive.
You see what that claim means? absolutely nothing, you call me aggressive angry person I call you sensitive crybaby and we go back and forth and nothing happens.

I can see why someone would keep thumbing you down if you don't let things go like this and continuously act like your opinion is fact, I'm not aggressive, if I was being aggressive I'd be calling you stupid, idiot, and all that.
#215134 to #215104 - ifailedmyact
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Hey man, it's true that he should put his profile private, as you suggest. But it's also true you're kind of an asshole, as he said.
#215135 to #215134 - sugoi
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(07/15/2016) [-]
Oh yes absolutely but it's both you and their problem not mine.
See the problem is both of you are kinda stupid and don't know how to move on and ignore things.

#215136 to #215135 - ifailedmyact
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(07/15/2016) [-]
"I can see why someone would keep thumbing you down if you don't let things go like this and continuously act like your opinion is fact, I'm not aggressive, if I was being aggressive I'd be calling you stupid, idiot, and all that" - Sugoi 2016

"Both of you are kinda stupid" Sugoi 2016.

Good job at proving us right, fuck face mcgee.
#215137 to #215136 - sugoi
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(07/15/2016) [-]
So using the word stupid is offensive now? I was giving you an example in the first one and if you weren't retarded you'd use actual quotes like this.
>>#215135, >>#215104,

Also I want to make it clear I am insulting you right now in case you get confused. And I'm just loving the irony here, bitching about me being mean while you call me fuck face mcgee top bant you fucking idiot.

Go white knight some other retard.
#215140 to #215137 - ifailedmyact
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(07/15/2016) [-]
I use quotes how I'm used to doing it. That doesn't make me retarded and I don't even care for using it your way. What does make someone retarded is claiming they're not aggressive and stating what would make someone be deemed as aggressive, and then doing exactly what you claimed deemed someone as aggressive, which was calling us stupid.

At least accept you're an aggressive asshole. I never said I wasn't aggressive, I'm not in denial about it. You're the one who is. So not only are you aggressive, a fuck face mcgee, and retarded, but you're also in denial and that's just sad buddy :^[
#215142 to #215140 - sugoi
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(07/15/2016) [-]
You're stupid for quoting incorrectly (and adding the year for no fucking reason fuckhead) in a method that can very easily be manipulated. The point of a direct quote is to show something someone directly said, what's the fucking point if you don't link the the source you retard? That's like me doing this.

"I'm a fucking retard and sugoi is right" - ifailedmyact 2016

You see how retarded that is?

I already accepted in >>#215135, or are you a blind retard? I agreed, in fact I said yes absolutely that I am an asshole.
#215143 to #215142 - ifailedmyact
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(07/15/2016) [-]

Well, now you really accepted it, by saying you accepted it, without sarcasm which seemed to be presented in the previous post. Good on you for accepting it, because before you were denying it as hard as you could before. Good job. The purpose of my post has been fulfilled and there's nothing left to do here. Goodbye, sir asshole mc fuck face.
#215105 to #215104 - supervillian
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(07/14/2016) [-]
GIF
There you go again, two full paragraphs.
Calm down, dude. Jesus.
#215106 to #215105 - sugoi
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Oh so it was the word count that made you think I was aggressive ok.
Let me make this as monosyllabic as possible

Shut up, Move on, I'm out.
#215107 to #215106 - supervillian
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(07/14/2016) [-]
oh, look, there it is again   
passive-aggressive insults
oh, look, there it is again
passive-aggressive insults
#215113 to #215107 - anon
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Some people have inferiority complexes, just let them be nasty and move on with your life if it doesn't affect you :^)
#215087 to #215086 - focalanemo
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(07/13/2016) [-]
it is, why wouldn't it be allowed?
Btw you can set your profile to private or friends only.
#215088 to #215087 - supervillian
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(07/13/2016) [-]
I thought I remember Admin saying you can't mass red thumb someone just because you don't like them, or something along those lines.
#215089 to #215088 - focalanemo
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(07/13/2016) [-]
mods barely do their job anyway so I don't think they will do anything about it.
Also don't care that much about internet pinkies anyway. it's just a pixel on a screen.
#215097 to #215089 - supervillian
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#215085 - mondamini
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(07/13/2016) [-]
Does anyone hear have experience in dealing with longish length hair? I'm just looking to do something with my hair as it looks absolute horrid 99% of the time.
#215082 - xsirwafflezx
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(07/13/2016) [-]
Hey everyone,
So i asked a girl out on a date tonight, surprisingly she said yes, and we're going to see a movie Sunday.
However there's one HUGE issue, in the conversation that followed we kind of got talking about how short one of our friends relationship was, and she said that being in a relationship is too much hassle and she'd rather stay single. Now, i'm not a scientist, but that sounded like the most subtle rejection of 2016. Should I proceed with the 'date' or should i bail? She's a really lovely person and regardless I want to have a good relationship with her.
#215090 to #215082 - focalanemo
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(07/13/2016) [-]
she accepted the date, so just go for it
#215083 to #215082 - burpy
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(07/13/2016) [-]
There's no need to aim for a relationship if she doesn't want it. Just staying good friends isn't a bad thing if she's enjoyable company, and maybe she's going to change her mind if you two get along very well. I get that your initial thought process is likely disappointment, but there's no reason to take it harshly.
#215084 to #215083 - xsirwafflezx
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(07/13/2016) [-]
Exactly my trail of thought, i'm gonna carry on, because i have everything to gain and nothing to lose
#215114 to #215084 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Why not go? Just don't get cucked if she's not interested and there are other opportunities friend. Life is too short
#215117 to #215114 - xsirwafflezx
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(07/14/2016) [-]
I am gonna pursue it, for all i know she might just be getting cold feet, she's never had a relationship before and the last thing she would do is cuck me, if i do get cucked for even a microsecond i'm out, shes one of those 'friends with everyone' girls and the last thing she'll want to do is upset me.
#215119 to #215117 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Girls like that confuse the shit out of me whenever I'm interested... Never know what to do
#215080 - anon
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(07/13/2016) [-]
So there's a girl that I like that might have gotten pregnant She said she has morning sickness but thats the only weird sign i've noticed and I don't know if i should stay or just move on. I love her and it does go beyond the attractiveness stage but i don't know if i could live my life like that. I feel as if it would hold me back from being successful in life (Not rich but happy).
#215280 to #215080 - finkerrinker
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(07/19/2016) [-]
Before you make any decisions, you should probably find out if she really is pregnant. Sit down with her and discuss your options, tell her the truth, tell her what you belive. See if you two can come to an agreement.
#215091 to #215080 - focalanemo
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(07/13/2016) [-]
coolio
#215079 - anon
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(07/13/2016) [-]
I want you guys to settle a debate between me and someone else. She says it's not weird that after she goes to the bathroom, she wets her hand and rubs her butthole in order to get the poop that was missed by the toilet thus smearing the poop on her hand. I say it's really weird.

What do you guys think?
#215115 to #215079 - anon
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(07/14/2016) [-]
Um, I mean it's weird.. But if she washes her hands afterwards there's not a big deal. I mean you should be cleaning your asshole in the shower anyways
#215094 to #215079 - dafuckisthisshit
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(07/14/2016) [-]
i think i should screen cap this and post it as content
#215081 to #215079 - burpy
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(07/13/2016) [-]
Sounds gross as hell, but I wouldn't object as long as she doesn't touch anything with the same hand afterwards and actually washes it thoroughly with soap
#215074 - yatush ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Fuck guys.

Me and my ex broke up around 5 monthes ago, and i'm now starting to learn about how much i didn't know that went on under the surface.

we had a break because i was in an accident and was in the hospital for almost 2 monthes (i called on the break) and when i was finaly released home I was heavily medicated and depressed, and i broke up with her.

one of my best friends told me last night that at the day i broke up with her, they kissed and that fucked me up alot.

we then got back together and everything went back to normal-ish, she had been talking with a few guys and of course i was really jelly, she seemed like she tried to rub it in. she would always try and come between me and my friends, probably so that the thing that happened between her and that friend would not be mentioned, she even went on to accuse an other friend of mine of sexualy assaulting her when we were on break.

over all, she made me destroy alot of relationships, by manipulating me with false accusations and lies about my friends, and i'm only now rebuilding those relationships.

I just feel so fucked up and wanted to pour everything out, this probably doesn't make alot of sense but man i don't even know why it's bothering me that much.

tldr my ex gf has been manipulating me and lying to me throughout our relationship, of which i only know now.
#215116 to #215074 - anon
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(07/14/2016) [-]
what a cunt, don't affiliate with people like that.
#215075 to #215074 - sugoi
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(07/13/2016) [-]
Welp at least you've learned to spot the signs now.

Just makes sure to get the hell away from her and don't rebuild your relationship with her again.
#215076 to #215075 - yatush ONLINE
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(07/13/2016) [-]
I feel pretty mad at her now, even though I don't want to be.

I actualy thought about asking her for a meet up to see how she's doing, well, not anymore
#215078 to #215076 - sugoi
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(07/13/2016) [-]
Yeah feeling mad is good.
And you're doing good man, stay strong do not talk to her and let her manipulate you again.

You've learned your lesson just be careful not to relapse.
#215069 - thisisestonia
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Photoshop

I've got 2 pictures,
1. friend is sitting, smoking, no smoke yet
2. friend is sitting, smoking, smoke has come out

His lips are ideal for making a gif of it, I want to make a blending gif of it, I mean, that the smoke will be coming out of his mouth in slow motion. I couldn't find any tutorials for it.
#215070 to #215069 - focalanemo
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(07/12/2016) [-]
try a really slow transition between pictures maybe?
#215109 to #215070 - thisisestonia
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(07/14/2016) [-]
yeah but how do I get the transition?
#215065 - jorgefuber
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(07/12/2016) [-]
i know this is the typical type of thing to post here, but i cant get past lonliness. the few girls that ive been with were wrong for me. the girl ive loved for 3 years doesnt give me the time of day. i see her going on pokemon go adventures with her friends and i wish i could be there, i almost cant even play pokemon go cause it reminds me how everyone has someone else to play with and i dont. every time i try to talk to a new girl to distract myself from her, they lose interest and stop talking to me. i think about killing myself but i couldnt do that to my family. i'm 22 and still live at home and hang out with my mom. i think i just needed somewhere to rant cause i'm really feeling it tonight
#215067 to #215065 - anon
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Sorry to hear that. it can be very hard dealing with a life with only one girl on your mind. Those thoughts can cloud your mind so easily. It sounds like what you need is a hobby though, not a different girl. trying to throw yourself at other girls will only frustrate you because you'll just be reminded of that one. Just know that with time the thoughts will fade so long as you try to chin up and remember the world is a big place, and this right now isn't all it has to offer you.
#215068 to #215067 - jorgefuber
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(07/12/2016) [-]
that makes sense, and youre right when i do stuff i enjoy and forget about her for that time i feel pretty happy, guess i just need to do more of that. as dumb as it sounds i think i just needed to hear someone say it gets better. thank you kind anon whoever you are
#215061 - zombiehero
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(07/12/2016) [-]
I'm 23 years old and I don't have any CLOSE friends. everyone at work hangs out together but never invits me out with them. I'm scared of chasing them away if I try to be more friendly wih them. I am so alone i've become bored with all my movies and videogames. I'm not out of shape or really un attractive, I just don't know how to make new friends I can trust that have the same interests/personality/sense of humor/ as me....
#215071 to #215061 - platinumaltaria
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(07/12/2016) [-]
So meet people through FJ?
#215077 to #215071 - zombiehero
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(07/13/2016) [-]
I suppose its worth a shot
#215052 - ichitoten ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
My boyfriend has underdeveloped/deformed lungs. i dont know how to treat it and im an idiot, i google it but i dont know what the fuck im looking at and he says he could die from it any day, just dont know when im scared someone please help
#215057 to #215052 - thedudeistheman
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Have you considered going to the doctor with your boyfriend and seeing what the doctor has to say?
#215060 to #215057 - ichitoten ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
long distance, and im not smart enough to.. go talk to doctors
#215066 to #215060 - thedudeistheman
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Have you considered suggesting to your boyfriend to go to the doctor and relay the information to you?

I don't understand what you mean by not being smart enough to talk to a doctor. You go to them, and then they tell you what's wrong with you (if anything). If you don't get it, they will simplify it upon request.
#215046 - llamasattack ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Need some help uploading a video to FJ, its in the range of space to upload but everytime I try to upload it, it goes to 1 % stops leading and gives me a big red box over the video I wanted to upload. Please help!

#215048 to #215046 - magicjesuscf ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
turn it to a webm or just make the resolution slightly smaller
videos look like shit on FJ anyways why not try uploading a youtube link for high quality?
#215051 to #215048 - llamasattack ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
youtube takes an hour to upload n how do i turn it into a webm
#215053 to #215051 - magicjesuscf ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Damn, was looking for some free online video converter websites and they were too fucking slow for me and I have fast internet. Maybe if you keep looking you might find something that works.

I have a video converter that cost me 20 dollars and it definitely isn't good enough to recommend but it converts webms pretty good. What are you trying to upload? Maybe I can convert it to webm for you.
#215054 to #215053 - llamasattack ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Im trying to upload a 15 second clip from fraps thats in a windows media video file. Its my overwatch kills
#215055 to #215054 - magicjesuscf ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
A mere 15 second vid? jesus christ
If your internet is good enough to run overwatch then its good enough to upload a 15 second clip. Its most likely the type of video file. Get yourself a converter and upload it as a mp4 or webm
#215058 to #215055 - llamasattack ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
bro i put it was a gif now from this software and its .2gb now and it loads to 4% and goes back to one, what the fuck ahhhhhhh
#215059 to #215058 - magicjesuscf ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Here, this is a free one that I use www.freemake.com/free_video_converter/
Convert it to mp4 and you'll be set.

testing if mp4s are working
#215056 to #215055 - llamasattack ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
I bought a software called nch a while ago but i cant get into the comercial use ima try that i forgot about it
#215072 to #215056 - Einsty
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(07/12/2016) [-]
If that fails try Shotcut. It's open source and can export to webms that fj can play.
Also it's super unstable on windows, so don't be surprised if it crashes a ton.
#215047 to #215046 - llamasattack ONLINE
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(07/12/2016) [-]
It goes to 2% then shoots back to 0% what the fuck
#215033 - valourinfj
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(07/12/2016) [-]
So, the clock is ticking to find a new job before i'm out of luck and back on the streets. I've been applying/calling everywhere I can and so far I've gotten no good reply's. Depression is setting in and quite honestly, I don't feel like going back. I'd rather just end it all. It's sad but true, i'm sick of the streets.
#215045 to #215033 - pianoasis
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(07/12/2016) [-]
**pianoasis used "*roll picture*"**
**pianoasis rolled image**

roll for career path
#215062 to #215045 - whitechino
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Military, good choice.
#215036 to #215033 - confusedasian
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Try Walmart. They accepted me when Burger King rejected me if that means anything. Are you from Florida? If you live close by the Walmart I work in, I can try talking to personel for ya. Sign up for produce though. One of my co-workers got fired, so we're open.
#215049 to #215036 - charizarddad
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(07/12/2016) [-]
unrelated note, how did your coworker get fired?
#215050 to #215049 - confusedasian
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(07/12/2016) [-]
He didn't show/missed too many/called off too many days of work. He was around my age (21), he was really cool despite us being like total opposites. We got along quite nicely. Never got his number to hang out with, but I wish him the best in his future.
#215037 to #215036 - valourinfj
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(07/12/2016) [-]
I live in arizona but I live next to a mall with a super walmart, so I can try there. The only problem is finding a time of day where you can talk to the same manager.
#215038 to #215037 - confusedasian
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(07/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, I hear you. Walmart tends to have (I shit you not) at least 15 managers. And I'm not even counting store managers or customer service managers.
#215040 to #215038 - valourinfj
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(07/12/2016) [-]
That sounds like a clusterfuck.
#215022 - masterreposter
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(07/11/2016) [-]
Do they make germicidal light bulbs that will fit fluorescent outlets and regular lamps?
#215027 to #215022 - ukobarrywewa
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(07/11/2016) [-]
Germicidal light bulbs (the ones that work at least) produce UVC radiation. You don't want to look at that directly with your eyes.
#215028 to #215027 - masterreposter
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(07/11/2016) [-]
Wasn't going to. They're to help sanitize the air and whatever they can do for the surface of things
#215029 to #215028 - ukobarrywewa
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(07/11/2016) [-]
so don't hook it up to a regular lamp
#215030 to #215029 - masterreposter
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(07/11/2016) [-]
How am I supposed to sanitize the air and surfaces when I'm not there to clean them? I'll just leave them on when im not there then
#215039 to #215030 - ukobarrywewa
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(07/12/2016) [-]
the way most of them work is that you buy a thing that sucks in air, sanitizes it, and then blows it back out.

like this one:
www.amazon.com/GermGuardian-GG1000-Pluggable-Sanit
#215041 to #215039 - masterreposter
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(07/12/2016) [-]
I don't trust those gimmicks, they fudge the truth in the clinical trials so they can legally lie about it. Even if it does work, how do I know how strong it is so I know it kills faster than the bacteria multiplies? Performance is important
#215042 to #215041 - ukobarrywewa
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(07/12/2016) [-]
i don't know what to tell you. UVC is dangerous stuff, you can find similar products, but I don't think you'll find just the light bulb itself unless you buy from a lab store or something.
#215043 to #215042 - masterreposter
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(07/12/2016) [-]
I found replacement bulbs online but I don't think for regular lamps
#215044 to #215043 - ukobarrywewa
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(07/12/2016) [-]
yeah those probably won't fit.

it's a good thing too beacause UVC IS DANGEROUS!!!

read page 19 over here:
www.case.edu/ehs/Training/UV/UVsafety.pdf
#215021 - hazeleyedstranger
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(07/11/2016) [-]
Anyone here in South Korea?!?   
   
I just found out that my teaching contract (Starting in August) will be in Ulsan and was wondering if there was anybody in the area?
Anyone here in South Korea?!?

I just found out that my teaching contract (Starting in August) will be in Ulsan and was wondering if there was anybody in the area?
#215025 to #215021 - confusedasian
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(07/11/2016) [-]
Oh, hey.
#215026 to #215025 - confusedasian
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(07/11/2016) [-]
I'm not in Korea, I just wanted to say hi.

Greetings from Florida.
#215031 to #215026 - hazeleyedstranger
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(07/11/2016) [-]
Ok, haha. Hi to you too.

Do you know anything about South Korea that might be helpful?

If not that's ok.
#215032 to #215031 - Elk
Reply +6
(07/11/2016) [-]
Things get bad if you keep going North.
#215073 to #215032 - Einsty
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(07/12/2016) [-]
join list: FjAdvice
#215019 - lootcaboose
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
Hello, new fag here. Been on the site for a while but not sure what is proper etiquette for posting on boards yet. I know this isn't reddit but I thought this forum would be the most appropriate to ask about my situation.

This all started about a year and a half ago when I got a new job. I had recently gone through a divorce and was trying to pull my life back together. I met this wonderful and beautiful girl at my new job and we kinda hit it off but we didn't see each other very often. She had been dating someone when I started but over the course of the next few months they broke up and he left the job. I gave her room to deal with things the way she needed and over the next few months we grew closer together. Around Christmas time last year I finally asked her on a date. At first she said yes but later texted me and said she wasn't ready yet to try dating, the whole "It's not you it's me" thing. We stayed friends though.

Over the next few months we kept growing closer but she did end up going on a few dates with a friend of mine/ current roommate. This hurt me but I kept out of it, none of my concern what 2 adults do outside of work. He ends up leaving as well and they haven't seen each other since. Shortly after we started working more closely and becoming better friends. I still want to be more but after a second attempt at asking her out she rejected me again.

The confusing thing for me is she was acting just like she wanted to date me, being flirty all the time and acting different around me compared to others. I really believe she wants to date but is hesitant due to previous boyfriends and the fact that she has a 4 year old to worry about and take care of.

Last week we were closing alone together every day and she started being really flirty. We started going back and forth kind of making jokes about playing with each other. After a few days and not being able to take it any more I decided to be blunt and ask her if she wanted me to fuck her. She remained flirty and said "Maybe, but not tonight." I asked why not and she said she wanted to "Shave her legs" fair enough I thought and left it at that.

Next day we go to the park to play Pokemon Go, it had just come out the day before. Server crashes and poor planning meant that we were there for only about 30 minutes, but I could not help but notice she had shaved her legs. I pointed it out later at work and she kinda blushed and got even more flirtatious than she had ever been. She even went as far as guiding my hand up her thigh so I could massage her clit under her skirt. The store was still open but we started fooling around a little bit, kissing parts of each others bodies, teasing each other.

Eventually after everyone left, we clocked out and I stood behind her. Lightly kissed her neck and began slowly moving my hand down her stomach and under her skirt. I lightly massaged her and listened to her sweet moans. We ended up in the break room where peeping toms would be less likely to see and I began to finger her in the back of the store. She came on my hand and collapsed in my embrace. I could tell she needed that and she offered to return the favor. I got the best blowjob of my life not 4 days ago now and I cannot stop thinking about it. I asked her if this is something she wants to do again and she said yes. Basically a friends with benefits thing. I was hoping for more than that, I was hoping for a lover not a fuck buddy.

I still like her and am going to keep fooling around with her, we have already planned our next go for Tuesday, but I don't think I could keep this up forever. She said it has to be this way for now. I am hoping that means she wants me to be her boyfriend but I don't know we will see.

TL;DR Girl I like from work and I have started screwing but she doesn't want to date. Not sure how to feel.

Would love to get some advice or thoughts on the situation. Please stuff beyond just: "OP sex is sex, take it as long as you can."
#215092 to #215019 - focalanemo
Reply 0
(07/13/2016) [-]
if you want sex: continue
If you want relationship; don't continue
#215035 to #215019 - anon
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Op, sex is sex, get over it, and take it the ass as long as you can.

faggot
#215018 - posttwo
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
How fix
#215063 to #215018 - whitechino
Reply 0
(07/12/2016) [-]
Yeah use a cheap razor head like a bic or gillete or something.
#215024 to #215018 - babasera
Reply +1
(07/11/2016) [-]
i heard that some people use shaving razor blade to fix that
#215014 - machomustachio
Reply 0
(07/11/2016) [-]
I forgot, how do you block channels again?