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#220098 - streamofcons
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(11/19/2016) [-]
How do I create a mention list?
User avatar #220097 - nigalthornberry
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(11/19/2016) [-]
Can anyone help me with scholarships?
User avatar #220154 to #220097 - advicedude
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(11/21/2016) [-]
FAFSA
User avatar #220172 to #220154 - nigalthornberry
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Not eligable
User avatar #220088 - cognosceteipsum
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Mostly gonna vent here.

I'm a sadist. I love manipulating people, hurting people and the whole package as a result of childhood and mental illness. It's very tedious as I try to be a nice person and most people know me AS such too thanks to me being able to hide it so well.
User avatar #220155 to #220088 - advicedude
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(11/21/2016) [-]
try using medical marijuana
User avatar #220156 to #220155 - cognosceteipsum
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(11/21/2016) [-]
1. how prescribed
2. what for
User avatar #220158 to #220156 - advicedude
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try going to doctor or therapist first and get their opinon and say you've been looking into medicinal marijuanan because you want to be natural and not take a bunch of pills.
User avatar #220159 to #220158 - cognosceteipsum
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1. why fucking weed?
2. natural?
3. i'm already taking a bunch of pills, I have bipolar disorder
User avatar #220160 to #220159 - advicedude
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(11/21/2016) [-]
do you know how medicinal CDB is . do some research
User avatar #220161 to #220160 - cognosceteipsum
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I don't know what cdb is.

do some research? you're seriously suggesting that i smoke weed for mental problems? like fuck who the fuck prescribes fucking weed for mental problems anyway? what the hell?

no offense of course i'm just absolutely baffled
User avatar #220163 to #220162 - cognosceteipsum
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(11/21/2016) [-]
yeah okay.

but seriously is this an american thing?
User avatar #220164 to #220163 - advicedude
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(11/21/2016) [-]
It's starting to be since many stated are legalizing medicinal/recreational but the world has been using hallucinogens since the beginning of time.
User avatar #220165 to #220164 - cognosceteipsum
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dude...
User avatar #220167 to #220165 - advicedude
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(11/21/2016) [-]
either you're 80+ years old and stubborn, 10 years old and ignorant, or somewhere inbetween that can't be bothered to google. Change is happening my friend.
User avatar #220174 to #220167 - cognosceteipsum
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You do realise how absurd it sounds to prescribe an addictive drug in order to treat a mental illness like bipolar disorder?

And then you mention psychcadelics? That's a whole different thing with different backdraws and positives, you realize that?

All you're coming off as right now is "dude drugs lmao". You're supposed to put forth your argument for me, I'm not gonna have to research something you suggested. You must know why you suggested it in the first hand.
User avatar #220216 to #220174 - advicedude
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(11/23/2016) [-]
1. not addictive
2. THC a.k.a. the psychoactive part of the drug, is optional and in fact rarely used when given prescriptions.
User avatar #220225 to #220216 - cognosceteipsum
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1. it may not be addictive in the sense that you will get withdrawals, but it sure as hell is pavlov addicting my friend.
2. see above
3. why do you suggest it anyway? what's it gonna do?
User avatar #220173 to #220167 - cognosceteipsum
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Yeah right.
User avatar #220166 to #220165 - advicedude
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#220086 - hellmut
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My girlfriend keeps posting on instagram about missing someone and wishing they could start over, waiting for them, asking to be theirs, etc

Should I confront her about this? She doesn't even know I know she has instagram, what do I tell her? Should I even worry about it at all?
User avatar #220157 to #220086 - advicedude
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let it play out and catch her in a lie. make her feel like shit and when she wants you back, drop her ass.
#220170 to #220157 - hellmut
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Intentionally hurt her? Why would I ever do that?

Plus, I'm 100% sure it's an old thing that she can't let go of, there's no place to catch a lie, it's all just in her head.
User avatar #220105 to #220086 - muffintime
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weird question... About the Instagram thing..? If you're dating shouldn't you to be like following each other on each others social media accounts..? Or did you just make a fake account and start creeping on her?...
#220107 to #220105 - hellmut
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Well it started with me not even having instagram, I was hanging out with a close friend and she asked me if she has instagram, I said I don't know, you could look, she has an internet alias so I gave it to her and she found her instagram.

Even then she noticed those weird posts, she posted about a specific date, missing someone, about time passing and not wanting to forget.

I then created a quick fake account to check it out myself. Or creep, whatever you prefer.

That's another interesting thing about social media. She outright refuses to add me in a relationship on facebook. She said it's because it's stupid and lame. I know people that shares that opinion, but it's not like her, personally I think it's because she's insecure, some would maybe think she's hiding me, but I doubt that, there's evidence against that.
#220109 to #220107 - anon id: 2ca29227
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honestly man that's a giant red flag. From my personal experience with my ex girlfriend I can assure you that is bad. The main reason why people refuse to put that relationship thing on Facebook is because they're only dating since they don't want to be single and want to keep themselves "available" for when someone else comes around...

My ex girlfriend of 3 years hid the relationship thing on her profile and then started deleting pictures of us while we were still dating so she could talk to other guys and not have them know about me... She even admitted that she was still only with me since she didn't want to be single and wanted a back up plan...

Talk to her bro and get this shit straight so you don't waste anymore time with her.
#220140 to #220109 - hellmut
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I should probably take it up again yeah, but knowing her, I still feel like insecurity is the most probable cause. I'm her first real serious relationship, I think she kind of grew a hate for public affection, even through social media, because she felt lonely, and now she doesn't want to be a part of those people. Regardless I should talk to her about it again.
#220110 to #220109 - anon id: 2ca29227
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relationship of 2 years**
User avatar #220100 to #220086 - rokkai
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of course you should. same thing happened to me too. called her outside in the middle of the night and asked "if you could choose one of us, who would it be?"

she said him.

good think i was dating her just for the sake of dating and not actually in love with her. that would fucking destroy me right there.
User avatar #220106 to #220100 - mondominiman
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Dating for the sake of dating? Like you were only together so you wouldn't be alone or what?
User avatar #220119 to #220106 - rokkai
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i've never fell in love in my life so i don't know the feeling. but whenever somebody shows me a grain of affection, i immediately fall for them, even though i know i they're not my type.
User avatar #220130 to #220119 - mondominiman
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That sounds like desperation more than anything. Shit, son aint nothing wrong with being single.
User avatar #220132 to #220130 - rokkai
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true. but i've realized that so it's all good now.
#220101 to #220100 - hellmut
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fuck, man
User avatar #220102 to #220101 - rokkai
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yeah. these things are also a hell of a burden to carry around. you just keep thinking of it constantly which keeps you distracted from what actually matters.

you gotta talk to her about it.
#220103 to #220102 - hellmut
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Just argued like three days in a row too. I don't think she's going to break up. Kind of surreal to see her liking someone else, in my eyes she's an incredibly honest person, never lied and usually speaks her mind, especially weird seeing it after she said I'm probably the best thing that has ever happened to her. If everything is a lie I don't know what to believe anymore.

Sadly it's going to be a while before I even get to see her again, so this thing is just going to keep growing in my mind. This is gonna be hard.
User avatar #220124 to #220103 - enlightednatzie
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Lmao thats what my ex gf saud to me before i was going ti a trip for one week. When i come back she says she wants "alone time" because she isnt feeling well. Then a day later she posts a status update on fb where she says she has a rad time with her friends and her ex. Thats when i knew it was over.

I mean, she didnt have to lie to me and i know i sound like a neckbeard when saying this, but she said i was the nicest guy she had ever met and now i know how she treats nice guys.

Guess some girls want abusive boyfriends but dont fucking take advantage of my niceness to only get laid for a couple of months.
User avatar #220120 to #220103 - rokkai
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i feel like you're being a little biased. don't get me wrong but the fact that you like her kinda blinds you from seeing the actual reasons.

and please try not to think about this while she's away. i assume she's going somewhere it's going to eat you up. and confront her when she comes back.

my bet is that you guys have been dating like maybe a month or two. girls tend to find somebody else to casually hang out right after they break up. at least that's what i learned.
User avatar #220125 to #220120 - enlightednatzie
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True, there's a lot of thirsty dudes for every girl.
User avatar #220087 to #220086 - cognosceteipsum
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Hon är en hora. Lämna henne.

Nä men seriöst, fråga henne om hon har en IG. Om hon säger nej, så vet du att hon ljuger av någon anledning och du är fri att avslöja henne. Då är nämligen skulden på henne och du har något du kan anklaga henne för och hon kan inte säga till dig "men hur vet du det då??? Ge mig privatliv!"
#220089 to #220087 - hellmut
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Jag tror inte hon håller det en hemlighet med tanke på att hon har varit inne på instagram när hon har varit hemma hos mig. När jag säger att hon inte vet att jag vet så menar jag mer att vi aldrig har pratat om det, men hon hade nog inte varit förvånad om att jag visste.
User avatar #220090 to #220089 - cognosceteipsum
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Fråga henne om captionerna då.
#220091 to #220090 - hellmut
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Blir nog så, men kommer ta en stund innan jag träffar henne igen, svårt att stå ut med dem tankarna så länge
User avatar #220092 to #220091 - cognosceteipsum
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Varför ett tag
#220093 to #220092 - hellmut
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Upptagen, jobbar helger, när hon inte jobbar så passar hon hunden och sin lillebror

Var bara nyligen hon föreslog att vi kan träffas efter jobb och så också, vet inte varför det tog sån tid men problemet löst antar jag
User avatar #220094 to #220093 - cognosceteipsum
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Skumt
#220095 to #220094 - hellmut
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Livet är skumt
User avatar #220096 to #220095 - cognosceteipsum
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Ye. Livet är det värsta som finns men samtidigt det bästa.
#220064 - mrskulldude
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So i'm dirt poor and I was hoping if any of you knew where I could watch South park for free (and safely)
Heres a rare pepe as payment
User avatar #220104 to #220064 - sugoi
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#220071 to #220064 - anon id: 7f23d2d8
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watchcartoononline.com
www.watchcartoononline.io/anime/south-park-season-20

all 20 seasons and the movie can be found on the site
User avatar #220070 to #220064 - braveblue
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If you mean the newer ones, then Southparkstudios in google. It's provided by hulu but ads :/ it used to have all the videos for free in HD and everything but Hulu nazi'd and now they have it under their control. The newer episodes are free and there are some that are on there for free.
User avatar #220062 - darklava
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So here's my situation, I'm ordering birthday/Christmas gifts from Amazon and I need 10 more dollars for free shipping. anyone have any suggestions for neat little things from $10-$15 on amazon? I like desktop toys and neat things to play with
#220072 to #220062 - anon id: 7f23d2d8
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gallium is kinda cool
kinda forget the price though
#220061 - vytros
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GIF
Do you guys have anything good that's able to make gifs with good frame rates? I've been trying different websites but they are pretty meh. Gif related, tried with giphy.
User avatar #220053 - cognosceteipsum
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Is it just me or is being social slightly harder today than it used to be? I honestly think there are more complex niches, rules and everything today than there were before.
User avatar #220082 to #220053 - joshlol
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maybe
User avatar #220083 to #220082 - cognosceteipsum
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aleifht
User avatar #220078 to #220053 - enlightednatzie
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Beror helt på folket du umgås med. Vissa människor går fan inte prata med på grund utav olika anledningar, dom kan vara stela som fan, vilket är den jobbigaste typen av människor för mig. Jag är väl inte den pratgladaste utav dom alla men ibland så släpper jag ett skämt för att bryta tystnaden och beroende på hur personen (vi utgår ifrån att jag inte känner honom så blire lättare) svarar så gör jag en bedömning på om det här är en individ värd att investera socialt i.

Om han (eller hon, ja vet, quite the alfahanne här) svarar med total tystnad eller med ett neutralt men lite kallt ''ok'' eller ''jaha'' då vet jag att personen i fråga är ett rövhål och jag tänker inte längre slösa min dyrbara tid till lära känna honom eller henne.
User avatar #220081 to #220078 - cognosceteipsum
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ja jag håller med, det är en del av det
User avatar #220063 to #220053 - burpy
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Completely depends on culture and actual individuals you interact with
User avatar #220076 to #220063 - cognosceteipsum
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Well I suppose I'm kind of on the worst of worst there
#220054 to #220053 - anon id: 7f23d2d8
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nope, your perspective is quite right
User avatar #220055 to #220054 - cognosceteipsum
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Funny, whenever an anon responds to me I expect some vitriolic bullshit.. pleasantly surprised
#220057 to #220055 - anon id: 7f23d2d8
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oh, that's unfortunate to know
sorry that happens begins life mission to bring honor back to the decent anons everywhere

Believe it!
User avatar #220058 to #220057 - cognosceteipsum
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Eh well, I had a manic episode and said a bunch of stupid shit on this account and it earned me a few followers.

Back to the topic though, I'm glad you agree, because when I talk to my parents or older relatives for example it's more.... 'normal', with less etiquette. I feel like social media is part to blame. In order to truly be friends with somebody, you need to have these really strange behavioural habits that we didn't use to have.

I also believe people are less trusting of people outside of their in group these days believe it or not. It's always hard to make generalisations like this, but before people were separated by a strict feeling of "this is how it is". Right now it's more based around prejudice.
User avatar #220079 to #220058 - enlightednatzie
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Agree completely.
#220059 to #220058 - anon id: 7f23d2d8
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understood your points and agree completely

conversing with friends, family, and even strangers is completely flipped from 50 years ago
respect and tradition has largely been thrown out the door, in my opinion

especially with today's events, privacy and trust is much harder to expect, let alone teach
User avatar #220060 to #220059 - cognosceteipsum
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Well I guess we're on the same page. To me it's also that we've created some standards that really steer the way we act and think and not the other way around so it sets us instead of we setting it
#220042 - anon id: 7df77783
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I've just begun dating this guy but he messages me atleast 20 times a day and it's driving me crazy, Is it normal for guys to do this or not? I'm not used to it and it's irritating and for some reason he doesn't seem to get that I'm not very social.

yes. I'm a girl before you ask.
User avatar #220077 to #220042 - platinumaltaria
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How about telling him there's a problem...
User avatar #220052 to #220042 - sushininja
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all depends. sounds weird but it also depends on the reason why you agreed to be dating him
User avatar #220043 to #220042 - rokkai
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naah, it seems like he's new to these things.
i still remember my first dates where i'd text like a hundred times a day saying unnecessary and stupid shit just to talk to her. i'd say he has good intentions if you tell him that he doesn't need to text that often, you'd save his dating life kek
#220044 to #220043 - anon id: 7df77783
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Oh no, he's had girlfriends before, I've even reassured him it's okay but it doesn't seem to change anything, he keeps doing it anyway and going on. He also rather stupidly confessed his love to me after only knowing me for 3 days.
User avatar #220047 to #220044 - rokkai
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just because he has had relationships before, it doesn't mean he's experienced. one has got to learn from it in order to be a better lover, which he apparently failed. i've done those things that's why im confident about my speculations.
User avatar #220066 to #220047 - mrskulldude
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If you're not being direct about what you want him to do then you need to start to. It may seem that you're being rude to him at first but trust me it may save your relationship later. Just tell him that you don't want him to message you so much and you'd rather talk more in person.
#220067 to #220066 - rokkai
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you got me confused so fucking hard by replying me instead of her
#220068 to #220067 - mrskulldude
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Oh shit lol sorry about that
Don't do drugs kids
#220069 to #220068 - rokkai
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its all good my dude
User avatar #219994 - Gowna getcha
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I need your guys help rejecting someone.

I know this might not necessarily be the best place to ask but I'd thought I'd give it a go. So while I was having lunch today one of my gossipy co-workers walked in and started going on about how there is someone I work with that thinks I'm cute and I that they think they have a good chance with me. My only reaction was to give out a bit of a laugh however on the inside I was panicking. I have an idea of who it might be but I'm not certain. This is someone I'm going to work with almost every day, how do I let her down easy.

tl;dr how do I reject someone easy without emotional damage
User avatar #220080 to #219994 - enlightednatzie
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If she straih out ask you to date her just tell her that you kinda dont feel like it. Happened to me (twice) and one of them i met almost every day at school and it was hella awkward when i friendzoned her.

Yeah, i was a virgin back then so it made my decision a lot harder. But on the other side i was not sexually atracted to them so i did the right thing.
User avatar #220032 to #219994 - alstorp
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Be friendly in a very FRIEND kind of way if she's just flirting with you, but if she confronts you outright and asks for a date, you should say that you're not interested in anything romantic.
User avatar #220016 to #219994 - cognosceteipsum
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"Not interested. Sorry."
#220013 to #219994 - dehumanizer
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YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT HOW DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING KIKE BURGER TRASH, THERE ARE PEOPLE LITTERALY DYING FOR SOMEONE TO NOTICE THEIR EXISTANCE ALL ALONE IN THIS WORLD BUT THEN THERE ARE FAGGOT MUSLIMS LIKE YOU WHO ACTUALY DARE REJECT A GIRL? WHOOO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU SHIT FAGGOT DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE WHY WOULD YOU ASK THIS YOU FUCKING NIGGER PEOPLE HAVE DIED FOR LESS YOU SPOILED CHILD MONKEY BITCH YOU DONT GET TO COME HERE AND TALK THIS SHIT YOU CANDY ASS FAGGOT
#220065 to #220013 - mrskulldude
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I can see where he's coming from though. Back in my highschool days I didn't have a gf for two years and would continue to not have one for another 3 years because i'm ugly as shit and some random girl asked me out and for a moment I was tempted to say yes but I realized that we had literally nothing in common and we probably woudn't even last to the sexing part so I let her down. So my advice to OP would be if you already know it wouldn't work then just tell her that she could do better than you because that would reduce the hostility she would have against you.
User avatar #220040 to #220013 - existance
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EXISTENCE*
#220041 to #220040 - dehumanizer
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User avatar #220017 to #220013 - cognosceteipsum
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I feel the same way every time you complain about literally nothing
#220018 to #220017 - dehumanizer
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>complaing about litteraly nothing
>litteraly nothing
>nothing
User avatar #220019 to #220018 - cognosceteipsum
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I didn't say litteraly nothing
#220020 to #220019 - dehumanizer
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cut that out
User avatar #220021 to #220020 - cognosceteipsum
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No seriously I've got actual problems and you're thus angry about some dumb shit like this? You have no idea.
#220022 to #220021 - dehumanizer
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>thinking im actualy angry over it
User avatar #220023 to #220022 - cognosceteipsum
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Whatever dude you're a faggot
#220024 to #220023 - dehumanizer
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GIF
no u
User avatar #220015 to #220013 - Gowna getcha
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<3
User avatar #220007 to #219994 - advicedude
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I wouldn't give her a "talk" persay, I would just treat her normal but if you feel she's flirting just shut her down. that way there wont be a bomb dropped and you guys could probably remain friends or at least no beef.
#220004 to #219994 - anon id: 7f23d2d8
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oof
rejection is never easy

good on you for trying to stop something before it starts though

best advice I got is for you is to be simple and direct with her
no beating around the bush, just get right to the point
#219995 to #219994 - braveblue
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Asking a bunch of desperate virgins how to reject woman
User avatar #220035 to #219995 - cognosceteipsum
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I don't get it. Why do these people even care? It's like they have no real issues in life to tend to.
User avatar #220036 to #220035 - braveblue
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What do you mean?
User avatar #220037 to #220036 - cognosceteipsum
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"Desperate virgin" as seen above. Actually is sad about relationships and sex. Why?
User avatar #220038 to #220037 - braveblue
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Mmm I don't know, that's my comment btw, when you get into a relationship and when you get out of one, you learn that its not all good all the time, It has it's ups and downs, You could think that its all good if you haven't been in a serious relationship or just any normal one tbh.

Being in a relationship isn't all what its cracked up to be. I mean you gain someone to talk to and share anything with that is if you actually do that with them, but you also get their problems as well, and you have to like their personality because one little thing could set you off or add up over time, Idk its great being in a relationship but its not great all the time, especially when you fight. Sex is good, but its not everything really.

Being happy is what you want to aim for honestly. You don't need a relationship to be happy with yourself though.
User avatar #220039 to #220038 - cognosceteipsum
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Yeah well having a relationship would just be one more tie to this disgusting world that needed severing so I am on the opposite side there.

If I want to live with someone, I'd probably pick my Tulpa or maybe a guy.
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User avatar #220046 to #220045 - cognosceteipsum
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well yeah. As I said, I don't see why people care, so I think I made it pretty obvious.

Heh, no matter what I say, people are gonna say shit like "you just say that because you're virgin etc". It's like I'm not allowed to have this opinion for some reason. It doesn't hurt anyone that I hold this opinion, I don't see why people are so offended.
User avatar #220048 to #220046 - braveblue
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I mean it doesn't matter, nothing really matters its just a matter of someone's opinions and your views on their opinions if you care to even care about them.
User avatar #220049 to #220048 - cognosceteipsum
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I just think it's really strange.
#220050 to #220049 - braveblue
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Oh well, who cares really :/
User avatar #220056 to #220050 - cognosceteipsum
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sry I have a mood disorder
User avatar #220051 to #220050 - cognosceteipsum
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I guess.
#220014 to #219995 - dehumanizer
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IM FUCKING MAD
#220025 to #220014 - braveblue
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Why are you mad?
User avatar #220026 to #220025 - dehumanizer
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didnt you read his post?
User avatar #220027 to #220026 - braveblue
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Yeah I did. I guess it got you mad.
#220028 to #220027 - dehumanizer
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GIF
fucking normies just flaunting their privilidge like that, seriously why would anyone do that? why would you actively go online and say you have a 8.5/10 after you and brag about going to reject her?
#220029 to #220028 - braveblue
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I don't know, I'd at least give it a shot, nothing much to lose really. Except free time (^:
#220030 to #220029 - dehumanizer
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GIF
WHY DOES THAT GUY GET A CHANCE AND NOT ME, HOW DARE HE WASTE IT
#220031 to #220030 - braveblue
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I'd feel the same way if I wasn't given a chance already
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GIF
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I got a glassess like people advised, do you think i can make it now?

pic related its me
#220084 to #220075 - braveblue
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No, because you have a shit personality, full of negativity and hatred for the womanz
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But i dont hate women, wish i did.
User avatar #219996 to #219995 - Gowna getcha
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yeah thats why I figured it wasn't the greatest place but I thought I'd give it a shot
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Well why do you wish to reject her, is it her looks or her personality?

I've only ever dated two girls so I'm somewhat normalish.
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If it is who I think it is shes not unattractive as a matter of fact I'd say shes an 8.5/10. It's more about personality. She's bright and bubbly and that definitely clashes with my very calm and relaxed. I just wouldn't have the energy to keep up with her.
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Why don't you just tell her up front instead of just knocking out a nice chance at a potential date/relationship? Just tell her that you'd give it a shot but warn her about your differing personality, honestly, I'd give it a shot because people are different when they are alone, thats a fact. It could be a nice experience, I'd give it a chance, who knows how she would act around you, she could be different alone and you wouldn't know unless you did indeed go out on a date with her, but if you're dead set on rejecting her without getting to know her or giving her a shot, then you could let go easily.

You just got to tell her upfront on how you feel about going out with her, there's no way of rejecting her nicely, she'll be hurt about it anyways even if you do it nicely. I mean you'd be somewhat hurt or down if you got rejected too right? It goes both ways.

Webm unrelated kind of
Just give her the D ependable relationship
User avatar #220000 to #219999 - Gowna getcha
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I know how she acts alone, I occasionally give her rides home. I'm also coming to the realization that I'm making excuses and I just don't want to date anyone right now.
#220005 to #220000 - Elemental
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Also as a rule, dont date coworkers. Shit sucks for everyone involved.
User avatar #220001 to #220000 - braveblue
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Well there you go, you can't really let her down easily though, especially since being rejected hurts hella bad, makes you feel like shit sometimes. If that's how you feel then just tell her that you don't feel like dating anyone right now :/ It's that simple.

Focusing on school or just get out of a relationship?
User avatar #220002 to #220001 - Gowna getcha
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I'm actually helping start a company, I'm a VP and I would rather focus any extra time towards that
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Ahh okay, well thats a good reason then, Mmm if you're not too worried about having a family, or marrying someone that doesn't has a kid, I guess focusing on your career is a pretty good thing. I just wouldn't wait too long if you do want a family thats completely yours, I don't like the idea of having a kid that's not mine anyways, but I'd focus on getting my degree over that shit atm or just do it at the same time.
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hi
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yo
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hello
User avatar #219986 - higgyshere
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Question. Ive just recently switched form glasses to contacts. Obviously you cant wear contacts indefinitely without severe irritation, but why? It seems to me that contacts are a product that is designed to fit comfortably to your eye, and so why can they not perpetually stay that way? Why is there a need to take them out, soak them in a solution, wake up, and then put the same wet contacts back in? Does the solution contribute towards they well being of the contact in relation to your eye? I would love a scientific expatiation to this.
User avatar #219990 to #219986 - platinumaltaria
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The eye requires lubrication, when you stick shit in it you prevent that; this causes a build up of debris under the lens which becomes painful.
User avatar #219989 to #219986 - sugoi
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They dry out in your eye and stick to your cornea.
Without proper equipment (eye drops), attempts to remove the contacts at that point may lead to you ripping off part of your cornea.
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I think it has something to do with the fact that your eyes get kinda dry while you sleep since you're not blinking
so they dry out and stick to your eyes
#219985 - arsenymous
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**arsenymous used "*roll picture*"**
**arsenymous rolled image**Yo why can't I see top comments on front page? I have it checked in options but it aint there.
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How do I make the front page's top uploads in 24 hours all show on one page instead of however many there are? I accidentally clicked 'next page' and ever since it's shown multiple pages for the front page posts
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Why the fuck are none of the gif/webem generators working with live leak we are missing out on a lot of prime content
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When is the best time to upload content to fj?
User avatar #219968 to #219961 - thelizardqueen
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like 3 -5 pm thats not in the weekends east coast
User avatar #219975 to #219968 - advicedude
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This is true but I'd go as far as to say even 1pm.
User avatar #219980 to #219975 - thelizardqueen
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true but 7 -10 things dont seem to get out of newst uploads
User avatar #219981 to #219980 - advicedude
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sorry I meant 1pm to 5pm
User avatar #219982 to #219981 - thelizardqueen
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I know that felling
User avatar #219946 - charizarddad
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why do people (especially women) want to move so fast in relationships
User avatar #219976 to #219946 - advicedude
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horny and don't really care about you
User avatar #219977 to #219976 - charizarddad
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i find that hard to believe. also not all my woman
User avatar #219978 to #219977 - advicedude
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I meant you as the general sense.
User avatar #219979 to #219978 - charizarddad
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would agree to some extent then
User avatar #219970 to #219946 - thelizardqueen
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desperation and fear of being alone
User avatar #219958 to #219946 - platinumaltaria
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>find someone else.
User avatar #219952 to #219946 - rokkai
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people who does it generally doesn't want anything serious, so they just wanna move to succ&fucc. that's why they also end pretty fast. on the other hand, serious relationships, starting as just being friends and then developing feelings for each other overtime, lasts quite long.
User avatar #219951 to #219946 - ferrettamer
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Because life is short
User avatar #219962 to #219951 - cognosceteipsum
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just like your dicc
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ha! Good one!
User avatar #219965 to #219963 - cognosceteipsum
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thanks me too
User avatar #219949 to #219946 - silverzepher
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how so?
User avatar #219954 to #219949 - charizarddad
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wanting to get married and have kids in 1 month of dating
User avatar #219964 to #219954 - cognosceteipsum
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hahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahah wow
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i know a few woman like this
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because they're excited. they think "WOW this person is amazing! I want to spend my whole life with them, everything is fantastic"

it takes about 3-6 months for reality to set in.
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and it's probably they've done so many things that they just want to settle down
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Thats actually one of the things i go to first, dating in what it is os to find a partner, hopefully one who agrees with your views in some things.
#219937 - UNIQUELOL
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does any 1 have this in like HD
#219942 to #219937 - balor
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I can probably live like that and still be content.
User avatar #219936 - gmanofwonder
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I just need to admit something.

So for 1, I've never used Funnyjunk for any comedy but crude humor. Pretty much its for relationship advice. Last time I said anything was over three years ago, but I feel like i need to admit something.

So starting in September, two things happened. Two girls actually. First I got class with one of my favorite people where I live, lets call her Hannah. The other girl is this girl named Olivia (for the sake of privacy.)


So I went out with Olivia instead of Hannah. I didn't know Olivia until this year, and things were going pretty great. So I'd hang out with Hannah a lot, as friends, and Olivia was who I was going out with.

Skip to about three months, and I've been dating Olivia for a good amount of time now. We went to my old hometown together even, which was two hours away. I felt that things were going great. However about a week ago, Hannah was having a really tough time because she just got out of a relationship from a guy who was a real asshole to her. We talked for a just a few hours and she confessed I was her best friend, the one who she saw as who would be there for her through everything. That fucked with me; not because I didn't feel the same, but because I felt the exact same. Though I kinda ignored it.

Then about four days ago now, Olivia told me for the first time that she loved me. A great thing to hear, and things were going really good, but at that moment I knew that I felt more for Hannah than I ever did Olivia. I realized that Hannah, even as just a friend, was the greatest person to hang out with I've had since childhood friends, way more than Olivia. So the next day I broke things off with her.

I, really kinda feel like an asshole. Because it didn't hit me. Because it didn't hit me all this time that it was my friend that I really wanted to spend that time with.

As for what to do now? I'm just staying friends with her. I'm actually afraid of losing that friendship so for now I think I just have to keep it there.

User avatar #219959 to #219936 - platinumaltaria
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You choose what you want to do with your life and hope you can live with the consequences.
#219938 to #219936 - UNIQUELOL
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I'd definitely keep talking to Hannah then a few months later ask her out