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User avatar #179086 - ForTehLawlz (03/27/2015) [-]
Alright guys, so this is a serious question here.
I am a fan, participant, and enthusiast of all forms of body modification.
I don't just mean stretching some dude's ear, I mean everything from hole punches, NFC chip insertions, Subdermal implants, Scalping, you name it I love it.

Anyways. I want to begin my journey piercing! (not with those extreme mods, I plan on actually studying surgeon work before I attempt anything beyond standard piercing procedure)
seeing as apprenticing in my city seems almost impossible due to the unreal amount of pretentious douchefaces. Where would I begin? I know the best possible place to start would be getting my blood patheogen certification but other than that I'm clueless
User avatar #179111 to #179086 - schurftinator (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, but it really is an apprenticeship, and once you've had one the ball will start rolling but it's pretty much required in those circles. Try to reach out and enlarge your network, hang out at your local tattoo/piercing parlor and tell them about your passion and how you want to do more with it, one day you'll find someone who knows someone who knows someone etc. who is looking for an apprentice!
User avatar #179291 to #179111 - ForTehLawlz (03/29/2015) [-]
I see, Thanks!
I will try to be more proactive! I figured that would be the only way but I wanted to at least try to see if there was another way
User avatar #179424 to #179291 - schurftinator (03/29/2015) [-]
np! it's just what I've heard from people who got in the business the same way though, who knows it might differ per country. Good luck!
#179106 to #179086 - confusedasian (03/27/2015) [-]
Peirce your dick. I dare you.
#179290 to #179106 - ForTehLawlz (03/29/2015) [-]
omfuck, that's literally the only thing I am squeemish about man, I really really really really really really really really really really really don't want to do dick piercings....
User avatar #179100 to #179086 - amonahan (03/27/2015) [-]
Google? Not sure where beyond getting the certificate. Sorry bro.
User avatar #179063 - mondominiman (03/27/2015) [-]
I felt bad hanging up on a telemarketer. Normally I do it right away but plenty of people on here said just leave them on hold. Gives them a break from having to call a hundred different people. I only meant for it to go for like 20 minutes or so but the guy kept talking for an hour and he was already excited thinking he made a sale so I just said my phone was dying and just hung up on him because I didn't have the balls to say I wasn't interested after taking an hour of his time
#179062 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Please walk me through
#179090 to #179062 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
I dont feel like doing maths today

#179085 to #179062 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #179064 to #179062 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
#179061 - demjimmies (03/27/2015) [-]
Ok this is pissing me off.

I click on an image on the front page. I go back to the front page and the content disappeared off my front page view. How do I stop this?
User avatar #179076 to #179061 - confusedasian (03/27/2015) [-]
It's like that. It's to keep things movinig. You can go back with your browser history, or do what I do and have over 2000 saved in my favorites.
User avatar #179077 to #179076 - demjimmies (03/27/2015) [-]
So there is really no way to stop this?
User avatar #179066 to #179061 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Post your SSN and it does it automatically
User avatar #179069 to #179068 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Social Security Number
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#179058 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
advice? Had a really good friend who I spent most of my weekends with first semester. I knew he had a crush on me but I didn't feel the same. I never turned him down because he never came out and said it. He'd just call me beautiful a lot and rush to open doors for me when in the beginning he didn't.

Anyway longstory short he won't even talk to me now. How bad did I fuck up and how can I fix it? I just want to be friends btw.
User avatar #179101 to #179058 - amonahan (03/27/2015) [-]
You don't. If he wanted a relationship and you didn't then its over with. NO GUY will treat you that well and be JUST FRIENDS.... unless he's gay. Move on to the next guy.
#179091 to #179058 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
You fucked up pretty bad.
No, he doesn't want to be friends with you. Dont act friendly with people you dont like, no guy likes that. I mean, sure act friendly to strangers, but dont try and be their close friends if you arnt attracted to them. No guy likes that.

Also why you dont see any guys being friends with fat chicks, because thats not cool if they like you back. If they have a bf, it is all ok.
#179118 to #179091 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
So it's impossibe to be friends with a guy?
User avatar #179122 to #179118 - slightly (03/27/2015) [-]
dont listen to other anon, hes retarded
User avatar #179065 to #179058 - hirollin (03/27/2015) [-]
you don't.

he didn't want to be friends he wanted to date.

I didn't want to give my friend a donut. So I gave him a bagel.

Similar to my friend, you just have to fucking deal with it.
#179083 to #179065 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
I just feel like I did something wrong.
User avatar #179084 to #179083 - hirollin (03/27/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with saying no.
There is something wrong with assuming that you can be friends with someone who never wanted to be friends with you in the first place.
User avatar #179060 to #179058 - confusedasian (03/27/2015) [-]
Flash him.
#179049 - deadfed ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Hey funnyjunk, I need to write a resume and Ive never done one. Is there a site that helps you write one for free? Ive looked and it seems like they all require payment or at least credit card verification, which if were honest is gonna take money from your account anyway so Im not gonna do that.
User avatar #179059 to #179049 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/27/2015) [-]
microsoft word 365 has a resume template and it tells you how to fill it in
User avatar #179051 to #179049 - incoming (03/27/2015) [-]
Ask a friend or family member that has some experience if you need help actually putting it together but wikihow can give you a good outline to follow for making it yourself.

#179052 to #179051 - deadfed ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Ok, thank you Ill give it a shot.
User avatar #179054 to #179052 - incoming (03/27/2015) [-]
Not a problem man. Best of luck and if it lands you an interview down the road be sure to read up on body language for interviews to give the best impression you can.
#179055 to #179054 - deadfed ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Well tomorrow is my last day for class in RV production, then I get a certificate and an automatic interview with an RV company, a resume is just required for the class. After watching the show lie to me I did study Paul Ekmans facial recognition and got pretty good at it, that and being a natural empath I can read people very well.
#179036 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
I have a problem with taking giant pauses while I talk.

Like "So . . . while I was at the grocery store . . . there was this girl in line who . . ."

This probably why so many people interrupt me, because they think I'm done talking. I don't mean to pause, in fact I never knew I did that until I had to take speech and debate. I think before I speak, but I just didn't know it took me that long. I'd like to talk normally but I don't quite know how to practice.
#179047 to #179036 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Record yourself saying something, write it down, then recite it again from the paper while recording and compare the difference. Keep doing this until speaking without pauses feels more natural. I'm no expert so it may not be any help but I'd imagine eventually you'll notice the difference in how the speech feels.
User avatar #179044 to #179036 - confusedasian (03/27/2015) [-]
You have asthma.
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User avatar #179032 - wittypotato (03/27/2015) [-]
What do I talk to my qt3.14 Asian crush about?

I mean, I never really have anything to talk to her about other than schoolwork and its seriously wearing thin. Every time I say, "what's up? "I never get an actual answer. So, how do I start a conversation naturally?

In addition what's some body language that shows comfortablility and confidence.
User avatar #179070 to #179032 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Math Homework
User avatar #179040 to #179032 - incoming (03/27/2015) [-]
Find mutual interests? Talk about some things in your life that are interesting and see how and if she responds to any of those things to gauge her interests. If she seems to take an interest in some of them try going a little further into detail and then see if she has some similar experiences.

A smile goes a long way to building trust and familiarity but if you wanna look comfortable and confident you should look at how your body language should be for an interview and that's how you give the appearance you're looking for.
#179037 to #179032 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
What does her being Asian have to do with anything?

If that does play a bigger part in asking her out, talk about sushi and yaoi.
User avatar #179039 to #179037 - wittypotato (03/27/2015) [-]
Well, its not completely relevant but her english is somewhat lacking.

Also she's not Japanese.
#179042 to #179039 - confusedasian (03/27/2015) [-]
So? You never mentioned anything about her English before, even then there's still no reason to bring up what she is other than you wanting to tell people you like some Asian. In other words, useless information.   
By the way, confident body language.   
So? You never mentioned anything about her English before, even then there's still no reason to bring up what she is other than you wanting to tell people you like some Asian. In other words, useless information.

By the way, confident body language.
#179029 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
So, I just found out my gf had a post conversation with someone back in September of 2014. We were already dating for a month when this happened.

She lied about the fact that he is an ex.

She never told me that she talked to him.

Those were some of the friendliest messages I have ever seen.

These posts were posted publicly. Is it stalking if you look at something for the public to see? Was this out of line?

Also, should I even believe her when she says she didn't talk to him in any other form?
#179075 to #179029 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Eh it's not worth it. There if she lied about this she'd lie about doing the same thing with guys she's recently met.

Sorry bro, time to dump.
#179033 to #179029 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Well if you trust her take her word for it unless you find something more concrete. If the forum was public there's nothing wrong with it although it seems rather mistrusting on your part if you felt the need to go through it she may have lied because she didn't want you to get yourself in a twist over it .
#179034 to #179033 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
I actually just recently argued with her and she said earlier that he used to text her before we started dating.

Even though earlier she claimed that she blocked him on everything.

She admitted to lying again.

I have trust issues and this is making it virtually impossible to trust her. My trust issues are ugly and unattractive, and I know that it makes me a shitty bf, but i'm not crazy. I think that assuming she texts him is a fair assumption honestly.
#179041 to #179034 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Alright, I'm just saying if you try to give her the benefit of the doubt it may help you both get along better and trust each other more. Communication is key to any relationship and it goes hand in hand with mutual trust.

If she betrays the trust you give her she can't hold it against you if you break up but if you don't give her any it's just gonna become an ugly argument down the road and look bad on you.
#179045 to #179041 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm doubtful this is going to get too far.

She played it off like "i didn't know you'd care"

but she damn well knew i'd care. She tells me all the time when other ex's text or private message her. This specific one she didn't tell me about. This is likely the end of the relationship.

I kinda think i'd have to be a bit of an idiot to give her the benefit of the doubt at this point. She admitted to at least 4 lies while we argued, and I had to prove them all.

The worst part is this is going to make my trust issues so much worse. fuck.
#179050 to #179045 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Sorry man, sometimes that's how it goes. Wish I could've really been more help for you
User avatar #179017 - tealkangaroo (03/26/2015) [-]
music for setting the mood and fucking to?
User avatar #179107 to #179017 - charizarddad (03/27/2015) [-]
Elliott Smith Miss MIsery something slow she likes. or whatever works really. but i would suggest most of elliott smith, gets the bitches panties wet. also between bars, say yes, angeles
User avatar #179072 to #179017 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
I'm So Fresh~ Soulja Boi
#179022 to #179021 - flufflepuff (03/26/2015) [-]
In all seriousness, it depends on what you two like.

me and my ex just needed a bed, no music.
#179023 to #179022 - flufflepuff (03/26/2015) [-]
So i'm kinda saying you should include a genre
#179014 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
I had a notification on youtube but when I clicked on it it said I had nothing
User avatar #179073 to #179014 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #179011 - ishallsmiteyou ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Non-awkward way to ask if someone is single?
User avatar #179074 to #179011 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
"So is your bae dtf or nah?"
#179038 to #179011 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
Stalk their facebook.
User avatar #179027 to #179011 - confusedasian (03/27/2015) [-]
"Are you single?"
User avatar #179015 to #179011 - tealkangaroo (03/26/2015) [-]
"are you seeing/with anyone?"

if she says yes: "he's a lucky guy"
if she says no and seems down, ask her on a date
User avatar #179012 to #179011 - sugoi ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Your BF/GF is a lucky guy/grill.
User avatar #179009 - loomiss (03/26/2015) [-]
I need some advice on buying a microphone if anyone has any decent knowledge.
I need a microphone that can handle beatboxing well, is clear under $200 USD
doesn't have to be hand held, can be tripod or something just a good mic I can record beatboxing on
User avatar #179016 to #179009 - tealkangaroo (03/26/2015) [-]
I'm actually not too sure about a mic for beatboxing, but the audio technica at2020 is a solid studio performance mic, but you'll need a pop-filter or fuzzy filter and a stand for it, as it doesn't come with one

other decent mics within that budget include Blue Microphones Yeti and Samson Meteor Mic, which are desk-placed but don't have pop or fuzzy filters

I'm not sure if they are great for beatboxing but any mic for beatboxing required a pop filter or fuzzy filter, do not leave those out
User avatar #179025 to #179016 - theincorrigibleone ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
I second the AT2020. It isn't studio performance but it's as close as you'll get with a usb Mic and near the best you can get at that price point. It has a very balanced signature as well and will be fantastic for anything from instrumental recording to beatboxing to recording for blogs or even streaming.

Source: my girlfriend and I are both voice actors. Used to own the AT2020 along with a few others in the same price range and below before we recently got the funds to upgrade. It handled everything we threw st it from whispers to yelling and screaming with little to no issues. And our ranges are fairly different with her being relatively high pitched and myself rather low pitched. And when we upgraded we went with the AT4050 since the Audio Technica had served us so well already.
There are better mics out there, but at that price point, the AT2020 is the king.
User avatar #179008 - rebexa (03/26/2015) [-]
Literally everything in my life is going wrong right now, and while I know it's just one shitty month and things will get better, I could really use some cheering up. Maybe the advice board isn't quite the right place, but can you guys all give me good news or happy things?
User avatar #179035 to #179008 - incoming (03/27/2015) [-]
I made a new friend here on FJ today and later saw someone I knew from my high school while shopping with my mom for a family friend's baby shower gift.
#179013 to #179008 - sugoi ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Everyone loves cats.
みっちりねこマーチ - MitchiriNeko March - Cute cat characters in a marching band!
Everyone loves cats.
User avatar #179010 to #179008 - fistfireace (03/26/2015) [-]
Apparently some boy saved a horse's life. Link in spoiler. www.goodnewsnetwork.org/9-year-old-boy-uses-birthday-money-to-save-horse-on-death-row/

Not sure if legit site, but it's something.
User avatar #179006 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (03/26/2015) [-]
Does anyone know anything about the future of physicians and surgeons (in America)?
Tldr; I'm in freshman engineering right now, thinking about going to med school because my dad's a physician and he's really influenced me, but I don't want to go to school for 12 years (because I plan on specializing) putting in a bunch of work (including in the actual job) and then being paid squat. I'm not an ignorant kid, I'm just being realistic. I'd rather stick with engineering if in the future physicians got paid poorly. At that point, it would be very difficult to pay off all the debt I accumulated, vs engineering I would already have a decent paying occupation. DONT GET ME WRONG, ITS NOT ABOUT THE PAY, I'M JUST TRYING TO BE REALISTIC.
#178995 - ichitoten (03/26/2015) [-]
Very sheltered 18 year old here.
Ive got myself stuck in the mindset that i cant just say "hi" to someone, you need a reason, if i just say hi to a girl then theyll think why? right? but im shit socially so i want to know if im wrong
If i were to say hi to a girl and start speaking to her would her first assumption seriously not be "this guy wants to fuck me. creep."?
Ive never been treated like that by a girl, but i imagine people think the worst of everyone around them
User avatar #179078 to #178995 - supertanto ONLINE (03/27/2015) [-]
Stop being a beta fag all the cool kids say 'sup'
User avatar #179003 to #178995 - amonahan (03/26/2015) [-]
You can say hi, but you have to observe her reactions. If you say hi and she turns away, she probably doesn't want you talking to her, however if you say hi and she says hi back you can start opening up with other questions i.e How is your day? Whats your name? Do you like Mcdonalds more or Wendy's? Just be mindful of her reactions. Her body language will tell you whether or not she wants the conversation to continue.
User avatar #178996 to #178995 - vikingfaen (03/26/2015) [-]
No, she would have to be a massive cunt for that to happen. Just don't overthink it.
#178997 to #178996 - ichitoten (03/26/2015) [-]
So its actually normal to just start speaking to someone for no reason other than wanting to get to know them?
User avatar #178998 to #178997 - vikingfaen (03/26/2015) [-]
Well, it depends on the situation. If you just go up to someone on the street, you could be considered odd, but say, a friend introduces you to a girl, or you meet someone if you ever go out etc.
#178999 to #178998 - ichitoten (03/26/2015) [-]
Er. I have a scenario, theres a girl who gets the same bus as me a lot, we stand next to each other at the bus stop and havent said a word to each other.
itd be normal to say "Hey. We get the same bus, lets be friends."? obviously not like that, but that
User avatar #179001 to #178999 - vikingfaen (03/26/2015) [-]
Think you can do it?
#179002 to #179001 - ichitoten (03/26/2015) [-]
I almost did yesterday, i dunno. maybe. ill try, or wimp out cos im beta af
User avatar #179000 to #178999 - vikingfaen (03/26/2015) [-]
Well if you "like" this girl, try to strike a casual conversation. If she ignores you that's that. Nothing more. Not a big deal, bro ;)
#178989 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
I want to get a GF but the girls around here just don't stand out to me. Can anyone relate?
User avatar #179018 to #178989 - tealkangaroo (03/26/2015) [-]
if you think you're reasonably good looking, try tinder for a hookup

but it's best to find someone you get along with and enjoy spending time with, if you're over 20 try a dating site, otherwise try going to a social gathering and talking to people
User avatar #179004 to #178989 - amonahan (03/26/2015) [-]
Welcome to Alberta, where all the girls are either BBW (who love country music) or are skinny stuck up bitches who have more air in their head than their lungs. Shit sucks bro, try dating sites and making your location preference something large like 50kms or something like that. If you have to drive 50kms (or like 50 miles I know thats not the accurate conversion im just throwing out numbers ) for a 10/10 girl isn't it worth it?
#178994 to #178989 - plantain (03/26/2015) [-]
Try to lower your expectations? If you do that and start going out with people, you might just end up finding a person you really like.

Alternatively, you could try a dating site.
#179007 to #178994 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
Kinda hard when there's only two types of girls
White girls with deep red/brown hair in a bun, oversized shirt, and stretch pants
Fat black girls that rip each others weaves out, shout inarticulate noises and randomly dance
#178991 to #178989 - confusedasian (03/26/2015) [-]
No. I found my perfect girl when I turned 15. She's been by my side all these years and I'm 20 now. She has a hand above the rest.
User avatar #178992 to #178991 - confusedasian (03/26/2015) [-]
What the hell is with all the anime pictures I've been using lately? I don't even watch anime why do I have so many? What the fuck.
User avatar #178983 - ssheinrich (03/26/2015) [-]
whenever i browse the FP and then do the old shift+left arrow key i go on with browsing, however since the fj update i cant seem to view 1000+ thumbs content, but only 300~ish content....can someone explain?
User avatar #178977 - rokkai (03/26/2015) [-]
im not happy with what im doing. i'm 21 and i study english literature but my school fucking sucks so my dream is to study something else abroad. and by abroad, i mean canada or USA. but my family's not rich. not poor but definetly not rich so i can't do that. but most likely, i'll get a decent job here in turkish airlines as a host. (with around 1.8k$ salary) which's gonna help me A LOT on gathering the money to study abroad. but the thing is, as much as i tell people i'm not afraid of planes or anything, im having bad dreams about it. i've been on a plane multiple times and i can't really ignore the turbulance because it doesn't scare me that much, and i know plane crashes are pretty rare but i go "thank god" when i land.
so, is it worth that kind of stress to collect money to support my cause? i really want to get myself out of this shithole so it's really important to me but the travelings are going to be some kind of stressful for me as i mentioned.
User avatar #179005 to #178977 - amonahan (03/26/2015) [-]
You can't climb out of the mud and go right onto a golden throne. You have to slowly get out of it. Work at something you don't like until you have the money. And DONT GET COMFORTABLE. The day you have the money is the day you leave. NO EXCEPTIONS. Use sticky notes or change your desktop background to something that will remind you what you are doing it for.
#178985 to #178977 - confusedasian (03/26/2015) [-]
You're fine.

Oh wait, you're from Turkey. Might want to be careful with planes. Russians might shoot it down like the other time. At least you're not using Malaysia airlines.

Hey but thanks, for coming to advice board. God bless.
User avatar #178993 to #178985 - rokkai (03/26/2015) [-]
turkish airlines is fucking huge thoughso i feel kind of comfortable. but i always think of the worst case scenario so there is that too.
User avatar #178978 to #178977 - makotoitou (03/26/2015) [-]
>english literature
Yeah I'll take a Big Mac no pickles
User avatar #178982 to #178978 - rokkai (03/26/2015) [-]
in turkey, you will get a decent job with that degree tho. but people are shit so...
User avatar #178962 - mondominiman (03/26/2015) [-]
I got a personalized messaged by a "talent acquisition" person on my linkedin account notifying me about an opening for a senior position in a data center in a town near me. Is it possible that they're interested in hiring me? I've done plenty of work in data centers but I wouldn't consider myself qualified for the position since they want someone who can lead a team of specialists. This is a really good company, should I follow up on it? I'm currently employed with a good company but lately things haven't been going well with them and I'm out of work for the next two months. Lack of work, not fired
#178990 to #178962 - anonymous (03/26/2015) [-]
email em. call em.

they're gonna try to get you to come in for a full interview. make sure you have the EXACT details on the job first as to not waste your time. inform them that you will be taking time off of work to come into that interview, that will signal them to speed things along and not to schedule you for a 30 minute meet n greet.
User avatar #178966 to #178962 - amonahan (03/26/2015) [-]
I also know of someone who got a message from a "talent aquisition" only to find out they had to pay like $2 000 as a start up fee. Seemed like the new type of scam. I'd say go for it but be careful.
User avatar #178964 to #178962 - lordbrauner ONLINE (03/26/2015) [-]
Might as well look into it if it's a better opportunity than what you're currently dealing with. I wouldn't quit your current job just yet. Not until you know this is good for sure.
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