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Anyone know what the items option is? Some people were asking about it and I don't know what they're talking about.
I need to confess something and im looking for help kinda and i dont know why.
well, if you havent noticed i hate just about everyone here on FJ, and no im not depressed irl, and you may be thinking " put this on the hate board" well im not here to vent, im just wondering why do i hate everyone here and feel theneed to argue with everyone who posts? im not trolling or i dont argue with just people who think opposite of me, or because i dont agree, i argue just to argue and because i love to see people break down, whats wrong with me?
well, if you havent noticed i hate just about everyone here on FJ, and no im not depressed irl, and you may be thinking " put this on the hate board" well im not here to vent, im just wondering why do i hate everyone here and feel theneed to argue with everyone who posts? im not trolling or i dont argue with just people who think opposite of me, or because i dont agree, i argue just to argue and because i love to see people break down, whats wrong with me?
haha sweet someone saw it, yea i mean why shouldnt i be allowed to like that song without being bitched at? its my fuckign choice in music, and i want to see them tell me differently, but how do you suggest i voer come my love of hate?
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niclroytwo **User deleted account** (07/31/2012) [-]
I never thought I would be using this board but here goes.
A few months ago I was talking to this girl and we really hit it off. We started texting each other all the time and she even got to the point where she would say things like "goodnight love, I'll see you in the morning". When I asked her about it she said "It's just something I say to everybody" but she later told me she loved me. Thing is, whenever I saw her she would be nervous and not talk to me or completely ignore me. I started tripping balls and when she asked me out I told her I couldnt be with her and that we should stop talking. We're still not to the problem though. Right before Summer started she started talking to me again and hinted that I should go visit her sometime, but now I'm VERY fucking nervous because I broke her heart (her best friend told me she cried for days, but this best friend is a professional bull-shitter who like to make me feel bad so I'm not sure). What do?
A few months ago I was talking to this girl and we really hit it off. We started texting each other all the time and she even got to the point where she would say things like "goodnight love, I'll see you in the morning". When I asked her about it she said "It's just something I say to everybody" but she later told me she loved me. Thing is, whenever I saw her she would be nervous and not talk to me or completely ignore me. I started tripping balls and when she asked me out I told her I couldnt be with her and that we should stop talking. We're still not to the problem though. Right before Summer started she started talking to me again and hinted that I should go visit her sometime, but now I'm VERY fucking nervous because I broke her heart (her best friend told me she cried for days, but this best friend is a professional bull-shitter who like to make me feel bad so I'm not sure). What do?
my laptop freezes when i put my charger in when i mean freeze its like i screen capped my screen and can move my mouse and makes a god awful screech of a noise when freezing i think its my charger but im told its my laptop help??
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2012) [-]
Does everyone here torrent?
Should I be worried about like.. getting in trouble?
Thanks.
Should I be worried about like.. getting in trouble?
Thanks.
I need help. I really like one of my close friends but i'm too much of a pussy to ask him if he likes me. he does things that hints he likes me but i'm not sure if that's just him being nice or he really does like me.
KTHXBAI
KTHXBAI
After weeks of friendship with this girl I found out today she isint interested after so many of what I thought were hints.
So the best thing you can do is just go for it, if its not meant to be its just not. If you drag it out it hurts more at the end If things dont go the way you hoped.
good luck
So the best thing you can do is just go for it, if its not meant to be its just not. If you drag it out it hurts more at the end If things dont go the way you hoped.
good luck
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mattcris (07/31/2012) [-]
I need opinions/advice about this girl.?
There's a girl that I have been talking to lately, that works at the same place I do. She's 17, and I'm over 18. I like talking to her, and like her as a friend. She apparently likes talking to me to. Now, she has said she flirts with guys without meaning it, which makes it hard to tell if she likes me or not. She has told me that she likes seeing me, talking to me, has told me I'm cute, and even said she wants to kiss me. For example, she'll be texting me and say how excited she is to see me, but then when I see her it seems no big deal and she'll just be like "hey what's up". Another thing is she doesn't flirt with me or really do anything around me in person to make me think she likes me, but then she does through text. And she doesn't seem to flirt with anyone else in person, but I obviously have no idea if she does or not through text. She has made it clear before that her flirting doesn't necessarily mean anything, so if she does actually like me, I have no clue. We have been planning on hanging out sometime, so I'll pay attention to her actions then, but I don't know. Obviously I can't date her or anything anyway since she's 17, and I'm over 18, so I've been thinking of just staying friends. Although I think that she thinks I actually like her as more than that, and I'm trying not to. So, should I tell her that we're just friends, or what? Any advice in general? Also, I honestly am not sure how I feel about her, and I think she doesn't know how she feels. And yes, I think it would be fine, as long as we don't do anything sexual, which I won't.
TL;DR: Girl is flirting with me, and says she likes me, but says she does it with lots of guys, and it doesn't necessarily mean anything. What do?
There's a girl that I have been talking to lately, that works at the same place I do. She's 17, and I'm over 18. I like talking to her, and like her as a friend. She apparently likes talking to me to. Now, she has said she flirts with guys without meaning it, which makes it hard to tell if she likes me or not. She has told me that she likes seeing me, talking to me, has told me I'm cute, and even said she wants to kiss me. For example, she'll be texting me and say how excited she is to see me, but then when I see her it seems no big deal and she'll just be like "hey what's up". Another thing is she doesn't flirt with me or really do anything around me in person to make me think she likes me, but then she does through text. And she doesn't seem to flirt with anyone else in person, but I obviously have no idea if she does or not through text. She has made it clear before that her flirting doesn't necessarily mean anything, so if she does actually like me, I have no clue. We have been planning on hanging out sometime, so I'll pay attention to her actions then, but I don't know. Obviously I can't date her or anything anyway since she's 17, and I'm over 18, so I've been thinking of just staying friends. Although I think that she thinks I actually like her as more than that, and I'm trying not to. So, should I tell her that we're just friends, or what? Any advice in general? Also, I honestly am not sure how I feel about her, and I think she doesn't know how she feels. And yes, I think it would be fine, as long as we don't do anything sexual, which I won't.
TL;DR: Girl is flirting with me, and says she likes me, but says she does it with lots of guys, and it doesn't necessarily mean anything. What do?
the problem with this society is the depersonalization of being social towards others. from what i hear is that she is much more comfortable telling you these things through text, but when it comes to face to face, she's clueless. its one of the most unfortunate downsides to this world today. and BTW im 18 and i had a girlfriend of 17. im only 3 months older than her. its not weird or anything. what is weird is when a 30 year old dates a 16 year old. that shit is fucked. but nah man you're good. but the advice i would give, is try to start something in person. flirt with her in person and what not. if she responds the same way, then look further into it. I could be totally wrong, but hey worth a shot right?
My question is does A.V.A. work with a controller such as an xbox 360
inb4 controller fag yes i am ive played games with controllers all my life and i cant just switch over for one or two games ive programed myself to play with them so help?
If not how should i do it xpadder doesnt work in game
inb4 controller fag yes i am ive played games with controllers all my life and i cant just switch over for one or two games ive programed myself to play with them so help?
If not how should i do it xpadder doesnt work in game
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N. Korean citizen (07/31/2012) [-]
so fj I asked this girl out, she said no and at the time the battery of my phones was broken and have since had it replaced. when i got my phone working again i found some texts that she sent me while it was broken (those are the texts" i hate seeing and hearing this girls name. should i block her on Facebook because every time she changes her profile picture it reminds me of how hot she is and this isn't something that any of you care about but can /advice choose for me because it seems simple but i need some out side opinion.
well bro, she is very pretty. and the fact that she uses proper grammar and spelling in her texts is a good sign of intelligence as well. now, let me tell you what I see. I see that she is willing to give you an in depth response, and also appreciates your courage. a good sign. If i were you, I would not be upfront about it. but just stay in the background. do things for her that she doesn't expect you to do, and make it seem like you weren't trying to do what she wanted. if that makes sense? on this one, i'd say dont give up hope bro. you can change a girls world a become the man of her dreams. it isnt impossible. the reason i say don't give up hope, is because even though you are technically in the friend zone right now, she did give you a bit of an opening. when she compared you to "those jerks" and put you a step above them. that means in her eyes you are better than most. also she apologized for saying no. she feels for you compassionately. all you gotta do, is try and open her eyes to see that you are the one she wants. I dont want to give you false hope here because she could really just not like you like that. but until you really discover that for yourself, keep trying. It took me a year and a half to finally see my girl fall for me. But take it from me, It isn't impossible. the strong and tenacious will prevail. then weak and impatient will be thrown aside.
story time, fj.
>boy and best friend meet twins to go on date.
>twin and boy hit off really well.
>boy and twin text constantly.
>twin tells boy she needs to spend more time with god
>religious card has been pulled.
>boy agrees.
>week later, twin tells boy that she is glad boy understands cuz nick is giving her hard time...whos nick
>twin says nick is ex from oaklahoma (we live in texas)
>what the fuck. she lied to boy.
>boy tells twin she can choose nick, or boy.
>twin cries and says she doesnt know
>boy walked away, never uttered a word to her after.
>6 months later twin texts boy
>boy texts back
>things pick up
>things are better than they were last time
>one week later twin mentions homecoming
>wat.
>homecoming is a month away
>she has no date
>she implies that she wants me to ask her
>boy puts pieces together that twin conveniently texted boy one month before homecoming
>boy asks self "is all this flirting and texting a setup so she will have a date to homecoming?"
so i ask the Advice board: is she just using me to get a date for homecoming?
>boy and best friend meet twins to go on date.
>twin and boy hit off really well.
>boy and twin text constantly.
>twin tells boy she needs to spend more time with god
>religious card has been pulled.
>boy agrees.
>week later, twin tells boy that she is glad boy understands cuz nick is giving her hard time...whos nick
>twin says nick is ex from oaklahoma (we live in texas)
>what the fuck. she lied to boy.
>boy tells twin she can choose nick, or boy.
>twin cries and says she doesnt know
>boy walked away, never uttered a word to her after.
>6 months later twin texts boy
>boy texts back
>things pick up
>things are better than they were last time
>one week later twin mentions homecoming
>wat.
>homecoming is a month away
>she has no date
>she implies that she wants me to ask her
>boy puts pieces together that twin conveniently texted boy one month before homecoming
>boy asks self "is all this flirting and texting a setup so she will have a date to homecoming?"
so i ask the Advice board: is she just using me to get a date for homecoming?
My guess is that she probably just wants a date so she isn't a "dateless loser", but it's merely a guess. Girls are crazy. So do whatever is best for yourself. Don't go with her just because she wants you to though. Only go with her if you truly want to go with her.
I have a female coworker who I'm friends with. She's distressed because another coworker whom she used to have a relationship with has been harassing her and making her feel shitty about herself. She says she wants to report the harassment to her boss but she's afraid that if she gets this guy in trouble, he'll share with everyone the nude pics she sent him, and she can't handle that kind of embarrassment. I thought of stealing his phone (wouldn't be that hard) but she says the pics are also on his computer. What do?
Okay, so, here's the master plan.
1. Tell your friendly coworker the master plan. Get her to agree to it.
2. Get into a big fake kerfuffle with your friendly coworker. Don't talk to her anymore, and whenever she's not around, talk about how shitty she is.
3. Strike up a conversation with the evil coworker. Pretend to like whatever he's into. You may have to do some research to keep up if you guys don't share an interest. It's important that you befriend him.
4. Get him to invite you over to his place. Maybe to watch the big game.
5. Shopping time. You're going to need ridiculous amounts of beer, one brand your enemy likes and one your friend hates, in bottles not cans. You're going to need some root beer. You're going to need a phone with a battery that you can slip out easily, to make it seem like your phone is dead. You're going to need a tire iron.
6. You are going to take the brand of beer your enemy likes and dump it/drink it. Then, you're going to take the root beer and poor it back into the bottles, then you're going to put the cap back on. Recycle the root beer containers.
7. Party time. Head over to his place. Bring the real beer for your friend and the fake beer for you.
8. Drink up like a mother fucker. He'll get pretty drunk. You act a little drunk.
9. Tell him that your real friend coworker has been harassing you, and you don't know what to do to make her stop. Tell him that you wish you had something to hold over her head, like some sort of black mail. Lead him on towards giving you his naked pictures of her.
10. You're going to see her naked. You can drink some bleach to get rid of that later. For now, have the asshole log onto his computer and give you the pictures. Ask him if the ones on his computer are the only ones he has. You know they aren't, but you'll know then if he has any others stashed away.
11. Show him some youtube videos, preferably of the thing that he's really interested in.
1. Tell your friendly coworker the master plan. Get her to agree to it.
2. Get into a big fake kerfuffle with your friendly coworker. Don't talk to her anymore, and whenever she's not around, talk about how shitty she is.
3. Strike up a conversation with the evil coworker. Pretend to like whatever he's into. You may have to do some research to keep up if you guys don't share an interest. It's important that you befriend him.
4. Get him to invite you over to his place. Maybe to watch the big game.
5. Shopping time. You're going to need ridiculous amounts of beer, one brand your enemy likes and one your friend hates, in bottles not cans. You're going to need some root beer. You're going to need a phone with a battery that you can slip out easily, to make it seem like your phone is dead. You're going to need a tire iron.
6. You are going to take the brand of beer your enemy likes and dump it/drink it. Then, you're going to take the root beer and poor it back into the bottles, then you're going to put the cap back on. Recycle the root beer containers.
7. Party time. Head over to his place. Bring the real beer for your friend and the fake beer for you.
8. Drink up like a mother fucker. He'll get pretty drunk. You act a little drunk.
9. Tell him that your real friend coworker has been harassing you, and you don't know what to do to make her stop. Tell him that you wish you had something to hold over her head, like some sort of black mail. Lead him on towards giving you his naked pictures of her.
10. You're going to see her naked. You can drink some bleach to get rid of that later. For now, have the asshole log onto his computer and give you the pictures. Ask him if the ones on his computer are the only ones he has. You know they aren't, but you'll know then if he has any others stashed away.
11. Show him some youtube videos, preferably of the thing that he's really interested in.
Continued.
*You'll actually need a sim card, not a tire iron. I get those two mixed up all the time. Also, a bit of paint.
12. Your real friend is going to come by and key your car, in such a way that she isn't spotted.
13. She's going to send you a text telling you that she keyed your "new friend's" car. Tell him, then slip out the battery from your phone so that it seems like it just went dead.
14. When he runs out to check on his car, you slip over to the computer and delete System 32. I would say to delete the pictures, but he might have a computer that backs itself up. Close the computer.
15. When he comes back in and tells you that it's your car, run out and seem all concerned. Pull out your phone and realize that you don't have any battery left (literally). Ask to use his phone.
16. When he gives you the phone, pretend to call your insurance. Instead call your friend. Have your friend put you on speaker, and play elevator music from her computer.
17. After about half a minute, put it on speaker and place it on top of your car. Tell him that you're on hold.
18. Ask to use his restroom. Take the phone with you. Don't ask to take the phone, just do it.
19. Once your in his restroom, take out his sim card, replace it with the sim card you've had in your pocket this whole time. Pocket his sim card. Don't destroy it yet. Put a dab of paint on the inside of his phone, then close it up.
20. Run on out, keys in hand, and jump into your car. Explain that you're going to take it in. If he asks about his phone, say you forgot it in the restroom. Get the fuck out of there.
21. He gave you the pictures, and you have his sim card. You have two copies of the pictures he gave you. Show your boss, explain the whole situation to him, stressing the fact that the asshole was threatening your friend coworker. You have to get to your boss first, you may want to go straight to where you work.
*You'll actually need a sim card, not a tire iron. I get those two mixed up all the time. Also, a bit of paint.
12. Your real friend is going to come by and key your car, in such a way that she isn't spotted.
13. She's going to send you a text telling you that she keyed your "new friend's" car. Tell him, then slip out the battery from your phone so that it seems like it just went dead.
14. When he runs out to check on his car, you slip over to the computer and delete System 32. I would say to delete the pictures, but he might have a computer that backs itself up. Close the computer.
15. When he comes back in and tells you that it's your car, run out and seem all concerned. Pull out your phone and realize that you don't have any battery left (literally). Ask to use his phone.
16. When he gives you the phone, pretend to call your insurance. Instead call your friend. Have your friend put you on speaker, and play elevator music from her computer.
17. After about half a minute, put it on speaker and place it on top of your car. Tell him that you're on hold.
18. Ask to use his restroom. Take the phone with you. Don't ask to take the phone, just do it.
19. Once your in his restroom, take out his sim card, replace it with the sim card you've had in your pocket this whole time. Pocket his sim card. Don't destroy it yet. Put a dab of paint on the inside of his phone, then close it up.
20. Run on out, keys in hand, and jump into your car. Explain that you're going to take it in. If he asks about his phone, say you forgot it in the restroom. Get the fuck out of there.
21. He gave you the pictures, and you have his sim card. You have two copies of the pictures he gave you. Show your boss, explain the whole situation to him, stressing the fact that the asshole was threatening your friend coworker. You have to get to your boss first, you may want to go straight to where you work.
22. When your boss calls in the asshole coworker, ask to see his phone. Take off the back, show the spot of paint that you left there.
23. Destroy all remaining pictures of your coworker naked.
The asshole gets fired from his work, and your friend has good evidence to obtain a restraining order and settle out of court for harassment and blackmail, getting money. Your friend will use some of that money to help defray the costs of any potential law suite about the damaged computer and stolen sim card, not that that's either likely or that expensive. At most the cost of his computer + a sim card. You may want to also repaint your car, so that will cost money. Your friend and boss appreciate your initiative and loyalty.
At most, you're out the cost of beer, root beer, and a sim card. If your friend is especially awesome, you may even get some of the money from the settlement. Everyone's happy, except for the bad guy.
23. Destroy all remaining pictures of your coworker naked.
The asshole gets fired from his work, and your friend has good evidence to obtain a restraining order and settle out of court for harassment and blackmail, getting money. Your friend will use some of that money to help defray the costs of any potential law suite about the damaged computer and stolen sim card, not that that's either likely or that expensive. At most the cost of his computer + a sim card. You may want to also repaint your car, so that will cost money. Your friend and boss appreciate your initiative and loyalty.
At most, you're out the cost of beer, root beer, and a sim card. If your friend is especially awesome, you may even get some of the money from the settlement. Everyone's happy, except for the bad guy.
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adamks ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
Just got dumped for my best friend, not mad at the guy, but sucks to be me. Wat do?
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adamks ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
She wasnt peticularly my girlfriend, I was supposed to be together with her tonight, but she dumped me, asked my friend out instead, earlier this day, without me knowing, BUT he is my bestfriend and tells me though she told him not to, and Im okay with it, since, yeah i know she doesnt like me anymore, so I allowed him to do whatever he likes, as long as he doesnt get a real relationship with her.
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thatmightwork (07/31/2012) [-]
Personally, I think you should either go ahead and tell your best friend to back the fuck up or if you choose the latter, don't tell him he can fuck around with her, but not develop any kind of emotional relationship with her. Now you're just fucking around with everyone's feelings.
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adamks ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
She has been, which is off topic, but the thing is, she told me she couldnt go tonight, and then afterwards asked my friend, ergo, she lied to me to get to be with my friend instead, and it has really been her asking me out for a good while, and not me asking her out, which makes this suck even more for me.
Just from your comments above I'm sensing that she is a bit confused as to who she wants to date, or be in a relationship with. Its a bitch move to have lied to you like that, and hopefully your friend doesn't end up feeling like you do now.
You're in a shitty situation, just try not to let her get you down, she clearly can't be worth it. If I were you now, I'd try to do something to cheer me up, whether that's listening to music, playing video games or just taking a walk.
Good luck with it.
You're in a shitty situation, just try not to let her get you down, she clearly can't be worth it. If I were you now, I'd try to do something to cheer me up, whether that's listening to music, playing video games or just taking a walk.
Good luck with it.
Man, its completely understandable that you feel like you do. You clearly liked this chick, and she's now going on a date with your best friend. The fact that she met him once before this makes it twice as bad. And you're not being a faggot about it, just about any other guy would feel the same way you do.
I can honestly say I've never let a girl hurt me or get me down. It's got to hurt, like you said, being deselected, your pride and feelings will take a hit. Hopefully you can get over it quickly, and it wont phase you too much. I do feel bad for you bro.