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User avatar #89283 - kolpster (08/09/2013) [-]
At a conversation standstill.
Me 'Hey'
Her 'Hey'
I literally have nothing to say, when last we spoke... Well, rather argued... Well, she was swearing a lot and I used valid reasoning... I may have broken all kinds of 'like' between the two parties... Wat do?
User avatar #89286 to #89283 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Ignore that like it never happened, go off of how it was before.
#89287 to #89286 - kolpster (08/09/2013) [-]
Sure, I'll try...
Thanks.
#89289 to #89287 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
go get'm brother.
go get'm brother.
#89281 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
anyone know how to make money as a writer?
User avatar #89380 to #89281 - alexanderburns ONLINE (08/10/2013) [-]
TV shows
User avatar #89284 to #89281 - iridium (08/09/2013) [-]
Journalism, Bookwriting, really it's a matter of what kind of writing, whom its done for, etc.
User avatar #89282 to #89281 - Timmietim (08/09/2013) [-]
sell books
#89320 to #89279 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
no one gives a shit, jesus fucking christ
some kid got shot in front of my house and the guy got away with it
this shit doesn't even amount to anything
User avatar #89277 - sgc (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm an overweight white male with lots of body hair and a beard, i am looking for a character from anything that i could cosplay as who is within that body shape and appearance or someonei could easily modify to become like said person
User avatar #89315 to #89277 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
Wario
User avatar #89290 to #89277 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Hagrid.
User avatar #89285 to #89277 - natanhiel (08/09/2013) [-]
The guy from FMA

Forgot his name

He's married to the female alchemist teacher
User avatar #89280 to #89277 - iridium (08/09/2013) [-]
Define overweight. Are your arms and legs fat or is it just a gut? And hair can be shaved off.

Unless it's grotesque, you can probably cosplay anyone (male and white anyways) you want who has a costume that doesn't involve going shirtless.
User avatar #89300 to #89280 - sgc (08/09/2013) [-]
my arms are naturally big, i am a big guy in general but my stomach is the hugest. my legs are also pretty big
User avatar #89305 to #89300 - natanhiel (08/09/2013) [-]
Sounds like Hagrid is the best tbh
User avatar #89306 to #89305 - sgc (08/09/2013) [-]
i was thinking him or bear hugger from Super Punch-out
User avatar #89278 to #89277 - Ruspanic (08/09/2013) [-]
Hagrid
User avatar #89276 - bobindun (08/09/2013) [-]
I offer a thumb to someone who has the picture with the guys saying "is this how you get your sick kicks." and holds up hue. All I have is a thumb.
#89316 to #89276 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
Here you go. Hot of the photoshop
User avatar #89324 to #89316 - bobindun (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you buddy..
User avatar #89256 - onkii (08/09/2013) [-]
I'm really concerned that I have some variation of Body Dysmorphic Disorder (BDD). It's really starting to interfere with my life in a very negative way. It's gotten to the point where I hate literally everything about my body, and it's hard for me to dress up in nice clothing or do my hair nicely or sometimes even go out in public. And when I am in public, I start sweating a lot due to the stress I feel. I feel as if everyone notices every flaw on me and everyone is going to reject me. I mostly feel self-conscious about my neck (i know, weird) and the shape of my torso and my posture, mostly in my upper back. I feel like people are just staring at those parts of me constantly. It literally makes my heart race to have conversations (or think about having conversations) with people I don't know. Actually, I sometimes even get self-conscious around people I am close to.

I'm mostly concerned about this because I feel like it's going to be hard for me to get a job and interact around people on a regular basis. I'm starting college in about 10 days, and this has really got me on-edge. I'm just wondering if there are any other people out there who have similar problems or people who know of any solutions. Thanks and I'm sorry for the wall of text.
User avatar #89275 to #89256 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
There was this woman on The Colbert Report promoting a book she had written about her experience without looking in a mirror/reflective object for an entire year. I'd suggest you try this, although for a shorter period of time, maybe a few days to start off.

The counter-argument to this is that you'll be nervous because you can't see what your hair looks like or how your makeup looks (if you use any). It can't hurt to try though, right? You'd just be in the same place you are now.

Essentially, I'm curious to know if you'll still have these problems if you learn to forget about them.
User avatar #89328 to #89275 - onkii (08/09/2013) [-]
I actually might try this
User avatar #89270 to #89256 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
Anxiety pills? But I'm no doctor. I'd ask about it.
User avatar #89271 to #89270 - onkii (08/09/2013) [-]
That's an issue as well - because I've been on a plethora of different anxiety pills and either they did nothing at all for me or they left me feeling numb and empty. And honestly, I'd rather feel anxious than numb. Maybe I just haven't found the right medications yet, who knows. But then again, the last time I was on medications was when I was probably sixteen, so it's been about three years now. I'm just nervous about going back onto meds because I'm afraid that they will change me for the worse... or something.
User avatar #89273 to #89271 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
Anit-depressents?
#89304 to #89273 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
lots of medicine that are prescribed for antidepressants or anxiety fall into the same group
#89246 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
My mom is studying to take the FINRA series 7 exam in September. She doesn't have enough time and if she doesn't pass first try she losses her job and everything. A private tutor is waaaaaay to expensive for us too. Does anyone know of any good resources or things that help with learning this material?
Thanks
User avatar #89249 to #89246 - daryldixon (08/09/2013) [-]
internet
#89258 to #89249 - anonymous (08/09/2013) [-]
More specific please?
User avatar #89259 to #89258 - daryldixon (08/09/2013) [-]
google
#89242 - scarytown (08/09/2013) [-]
Does anyone know why game stores are "not allowed" to discuss prices over the phone?
User avatar #89291 to #89242 - ManInKilt (08/09/2013) [-]
Communists use phone taps to find the prices and when they do they buy up all the games in order to destroy one more democratic idea and continue their quest.


I have no clue dude, the clerk must be fucking with you.
User avatar #89269 to #89242 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
I've never had that problem.
User avatar #89248 to #89242 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Do you mean any game store or the "Game" chain of stores that I remember had some financial troubles lately?
#89250 to #89248 - scarytown (08/09/2013) [-]
I tried asking Game Xchange what their usual price range was about GBAs because mine has broken, and the guy was pretty rude about it, saying that he can't discuss prices over the phone and then he hung up on me.
#89251 to #89250 - scarytown (08/09/2013) [-]
and it wasn't anywhere near closing time when I called, so it wasn't like I was keeping them from going home.
User avatar #89253 to #89251 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I haven't heard of other stores doing something similar. Maybe it's just that store, maybe it's just the employee. Try calling other game stores, even if they're not in your area, to see if you get the same "We can't tell you over the phone" thing or if they'll give you a price. You can always try to call back again on another day to see if you'll get a similar response.
User avatar #89232 - mrnotsosafeforwork (08/09/2013) [-]
being Advice, ill leave this here, i hate it when you're in love with an manga/anime character even though they're not real.
#89241 to #89232 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
Get stuck
Get stuck
User avatar #89243 to #89241 - mrnotsosafeforwork (08/09/2013) [-]
get stuck in where?
#89244 to #89243 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
Where ever you want baby
Where ever you want baby
User avatar #89235 to #89232 - daryldixon (08/09/2013) [-]
lol fag.
i bet you its a katawa shoujo bitch.
User avatar #89245 to #89235 - mrnotsosafeforwork (08/09/2013) [-]
i noticed you're not replying back, *in Dr. Phil's voice* Did they rustle your jimmies? Show me where they rustled your jimmies.
User avatar #89247 to #89245 - teoberry (08/09/2013) [-]
did ya think that was funny?
User avatar #89254 to #89252 - teoberry (08/09/2013) [-]
it wasn't
User avatar #89238 to #89235 - mrnotsosafeforwork (08/09/2013) [-]
nope.avi Kuroki Tomoko
User avatar #89234 to #89232 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Dear god
User avatar #89236 to #89234 - daryldixon (08/09/2013) [-]
hey remember when jazzels almost killed himself cus lilly
User avatar #89237 to #89236 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
really?
#89239 to #89237 - daryldixon (08/09/2013) [-]
yeah man. he remember him saying he was literally this close from doing it
User avatar #89240 to #89239 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
I don't remember oh lawd
#89225 - sundip (08/08/2013) [-]
I require advice.

Nothing too serious, but I'll go into brief detail of what's going on.

I've recently been speaking to this girl. Not too much, but it's like a once every two weeks conversation thing and she's always happy enough to reply. Anyway, we've only met about three times, and that was through friends of ours. The third time we met I got to know her a bit more and we exchanged numbers a few days later. Because I consider myself to be in some sort of friendship group (I don't even know what we are, but we're apparently considered Hipsters) she was also in that group, but she didn't get along too well with any of the other girls so she's gone back to her friends-from-school-group-thing.

Anyway, I kind of want to meet up with her and have a day out somewhere to get to know her even more. Obviously with another person, as I don't really want to give her the impression that I want it to be just us all day.

So yeah, I'm not sure how I should ask.

Keep in mind I'm awkward as fuck and I tend to mess things up..
User avatar #89257 to #89225 - annadewitt (08/09/2013) [-]
"hey me and a friend are gunna see a movie you want to come?"
User avatar #89213 - itsoneam (08/08/2013) [-]
Want to try lsd.. dont know how to get it..
User avatar #89265 to #89213 - ferrettamer ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Silk road
User avatar #89224 to #89213 - fuckya (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm on that same boat
User avatar #89226 to #89224 - itsoneam (08/09/2013) [-]
I literally have no clue where to find it, my dealer doesn't sell it and I don't want to ask for it at clubs for fear of getting my head bashed in by bouncers :L
User avatar #89227 to #89226 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
I have a bunch of friends looking around for it themselves. Literally like, 20 people in a small town.
User avatar #89228 to #89227 - itsoneam (08/09/2013) [-]
Maybe it doesn't actually exist..
User avatar #89229 to #89228 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
LSD is a lie
User avatar #89219 to #89218 - itsoneam (08/08/2013) [-]
why not?
User avatar #89220 to #89219 - nigalthornberry (08/08/2013) [-]
You think your swimming in a pool
then you come out of the trip and realize that your dicks in a garbage disposal
User avatar #89221 to #89220 - itsoneam (08/08/2013) [-]
What if I'm nowhere near a garbage disposal, the middle of a field? I imagine it would be awesome to trip while staring at stars
User avatar #89222 to #89221 - nigalthornberry (08/08/2013) [-]
Garbage disposals are nocturnal creatures
User avatar #89223 to #89222 - itsoneam (08/08/2013) [-]
I'll make sure to bring my garbage disposal repellent
User avatar #89216 to #89213 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
find a dealer
User avatar #89214 to #89213 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
buy it
#89204 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
I started talking to a girl a few weeks ago and found out that she wants to learn guitar. I play so I offered to teach her. As an excuse to hang out. She really wanted me to go to hers on Friday but unfortunately I can't because of travel so instead, she's coming to mine again on Saturday. I'm not sure if she wants to meet up for me, or for learning guitar. What do you guys think?
User avatar #89261 to #89204 - dafuckisthisshit (08/09/2013) [-]
give her the D cord
User avatar #89210 to #89204 - theantidote (08/08/2013) [-]
Well..you can start off with the guitar an then after a bit you can offer to take her for some lunch or something that way you can have some time alone with her without the guitar
User avatar #89207 to #89204 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
ask her to hang somewhere else where neither of you will have access to a guitar
User avatar #89205 to #89204 - nigalthornberry (08/08/2013) [-]
Have a guitar just in case
User avatar #89202 - nigalthornberry (08/08/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/89130#89130
I wanna see if you guys approve of this plan
Im gonna go up to her sister sometime soon after school and start talking to her and if she's there say hi to her and eventually build up to having conversations with her
User avatar #89208 to #89202 - davvi (08/08/2013) [-]
why not approach her directly with something like "hey aren't you ...'s sister?" and strike up a conversation from there?
User avatar #89217 to #89208 - nigalthornberry (08/08/2013) [-]
Because the only time i see her is in the halls sometime and with her sister after school
#89201 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
It kinda feels like im in a semi horror book or something right now since this is my first year at high school the first two days went just fine but on today something was completely fucked up everyone and everything seemed different like we went back a few years and now i keep hearing the names of people that have graduated and been long gone and shit but theres one name that fucking scared me it was a kid who went to collage,played football and got paralyzed and eventually pulled off life support
I dont know if im going crazy or what but this seems a little weird
User avatar #89302 to #89201 - thellama (08/09/2013) [-]
this is interesting... go on anon.
User avatar #89199 - hatbraze (08/08/2013) [-]
Fuck, board.
I called my recruiter today and cancelled my NROTC application
I have no fucking clue what I want to do with my life anymore.

I want Georgia Tech, although I'm gonna need to get a fuckton of scholarships because I'm out of state.

I want a psychology minor, because I feel like I won't be able to make a living without getting a PhD if i do a psychology major.

Because of that, I want to do either Aerospace or Systems/Industrial Engineering as my major.

I get in-state to Tennessee and Florida. But as long as I can get scholarships, price isn't TOO important. I just can't be paying 40k a year with no help.

Can anyone help? Anyone have any ideas of where else I should apply or which Engineering I should major in? I'll give more engineering if anyone asks
User avatar #89267 to #89199 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
Northern Illinois University?
I want to major in psych but I don't know what I'd do after.
User avatar #89268 to #89267 - hatbraze (08/09/2013) [-]
if its a major, everyone i've asked tells me id have to atleast get a masters if not a doctorate

and i'd prefer to stay in the mid-south to south-east area
or california
User avatar #89198 - filipnocd (08/08/2013) [-]
I want to do something Alpha, bold and daring. Long story short, as I was walking home, I saw a 9/10 would bang female and we just gave each other a quick glance. As beta as that sounds, she was talking n her phone and I didn't want to interrupt her. I came accross really pretty flowers and thought how I should pick a flower and give it to a girl if she meets my standards haha.

What I need advice is, what should I say to the random girl I'm giving a flower to?
I thought of saying, "This flower is almost as pretty as you." and then walk away. Is that alpha enough? Haha
User avatar #89211 to #89198 - theantidote (08/08/2013) [-]
Hmm, just going up to a girl with flowers is very kinda..old fashioned and it would heavily depend on the girl whether it would work or not. Best thing would be to get her to go out with you instead and then get her some flowers when you go pick her up, that way they are already in her house. So after your date she will see the flowers and be reminded of you
User avatar #89203 to #89198 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
Don't take advice from Mr. Megabeta down there.
Go up to with a flower in your mouth, take it out, give it to her and say nothing because you're speechless, and then make out with her.
it'll work
User avatar #89200 to #89198 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (08/08/2013) [-]
no that's fucking beta
christ I cringed at that so hard

say some shit like "I just shot a quick glance at you and dear lord, you are so beautiful. Would you like to hang out some time and get a coffee/watch a movie?"

If she says yes say "Great! Give me your number and we'll arrange something"
#89195 - unncommon (08/08/2013) [-]
Can someone help me out?

I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

It'd be much obliged if you can explain it, but if you just solve the problem than that's cool too. Not gonna complain.
User avatar #89215 to #89195 - unncommon (08/08/2013) [-]
Never mind, I just went ahead and fucked the whole thing up for about 2 - 3 hours.

It's only one assignment.
#89191 - rprzombie (08/08/2013) [-]
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Alright here it goes. Thought about it but never used this board because i haven't taken the time to write this all out. Lately though I've been feeling particularly like shit so here it goes. I've devolved into a 21 year old guy trying to get a job who doesn't enjoy doing hardly anything for fun anymore and depression has me in a routine of just waiting to go to sleep every day.

I used to enjoy playing video games, making youtube videos, sports, and puzzles and pretty much all of that either completely lost its joy or hardly do anything but keep my mind busy for about an hour now. I still like kids, I occupy most of my day babysitting and playing with my 11 and 1 year old siblings (irresponsible parents). Last girlfriend and I broke up about 4 years ago now, really ugly break up. Fairly sure she hates me but I still think of her every day. Since the break up I've had a few one night stands and flings but nothing that lasted over a week or was fulfilling in any sense.

Friend situation is pretty much dead, I haven't kept up with anyone I knew in school and lost touch with every friend I used to have through moving and lack of contact. Even in terms of online friends I've got about 5. 2 are female but one is married and the other lead me on for a while until we decided to just be friends.

I'm not a complete basement dweller yet, I've got an associates degree in CJ and I'm trying to land a security job and get my own place within the next year or two. Decent shape, not great-not terrible.

I have social skills, but I'd have to say I'm pretty cynical and anti-social by nature. I like to make people that i do like laugh and smile, but people I like are less common than people i don't...


Any advice? Or just troll, I'm bored as fuck and I've got nothing else on my plate for the next few days.
User avatar #89185 - energytwinkie (08/08/2013) [-]
Hey guys! My girlfriend just sent me a bunch of really rad stuff so i thought i'd send her some stuff back, one being a drawing.
But i have no idea what to draw for her.. Anyone have any suggestions? (She really likes cute stuff too)
User avatar #89194 to #89185 - advicedude (08/08/2013) [-]
Do something romantic. She wants it.
User avatar #89230 to #89194 - energytwinkie (08/09/2013) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #89266 to #89230 - advicedude (08/09/2013) [-]
Draw a rose. Say for my sweetest or something corny.
User avatar #89190 to #89185 - daryldixon (08/08/2013) [-]
dress your cock up like a cat and send it to her
User avatar #89186 to #89185 - fuckya (08/08/2013) [-]
Draw a guy in knights armour riding a panda bear hitting a modern day soldier in the face with a morning star.
User avatar #89187 to #89186 - energytwinkie (08/08/2013) [-]
Well she'd certainly think thats.. Interesting. I'm not sure about cute though.
User avatar #89188 to #89187 - fuckya (08/08/2013) [-]
Make the Panda bear cute.
User avatar #89189 to #89188 - energytwinkie (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh, well it's probably just me that doesn't think pandas are cute (which is probably why i missed the cute part of your comment)
Maybe i'll replace the panda with an alpaca, she loves those things.
#89180 - thefunnyside (08/08/2013) [-]
I'm becoming anorexic. Help.
User avatar #89212 to #89180 - theantidote (08/08/2013) [-]
What aspect are you suffering from? Although it is all in the subconscious it depends why you are suffering from it. If you are worried about your weight, then you need to boost your self confidence in some way and realise that you don't really need to worry about it. If you do have actual weight problems then anorexia isn't the way to go, it is incredibly unhealthy, improve your diet instead and get a bit of exercise in.
If you are feeling sick after a meal without any reason like feeling full really quickly etc, then I recommend you have to have smaller meals but have them more often, that way the calories and proper nutrients can get into your body
#89182 to #89180 - iridium (08/08/2013) [-]
Anorexia is mostly subconscious. Just make sure you get enough calories. If you start feeling sick, go with more foods without a lot of taste, and try to stomach it, you'll get used to it again. If it becomes a long standing problem, see a psychologist.

Alternatively, eat something delicious.
#89181 to #89180 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
Eat.
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