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#104691 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
How often is Kip a girls name? "She's" from the Batavian REpublic so i don't really know the language.
How often is Kip a girls name? "She's" from the Batavian REpublic so i don't really know the language.
User avatar #104833 to #104691 - jari (11/27/2013) [-]
Wtf is the Batavian Republic
also kip means chicken in dutch
#104690 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
So, I really wanna get the Sims for my laptop so I can be a sadistic bastard with a god complex. How do? I'm kind of a retard with this whole pirating thing.
User avatar #104695 to #104690 - advicedude (11/26/2013) [-]
There are instructions on every page and/or readme file in the download. All you need to do is install uTorrent or BitTorrent (it's just for color) and click on the magnet link that says "GET THIS TORRENT"
#104688 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
I have recently been developing a thing for Korean girls. I don't know why but suddenly I find them incredibly attractive. However, I rarely find Korean girls around anywhere (I live in the US, New York specifically). Is there anything I can do to increase my chances of meeting them?

User avatar #104758 to #104688 - rancidhyena ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
There are a lot of Korean girls here in Washington because of port trade with Seattle. Maybe find a girl online from Seattle?
User avatar #104698 to #104688 - axeul ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
There are plenty of Koreans in New York, I don't know what you are talking about. This is one of the most diverse places in the world. We got all kinds.
User avatar #104692 to #104688 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/26/2013) [-]
Move to North Korea?
#104693 to #104692 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
*South Korean
User avatar #104694 to #104693 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/26/2013) [-]
They look different?
User avatar #104689 to #104688 - imdenny (11/26/2013) [-]
#104686 - asdfghjklzx (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey guys.

So I'm using Final Cut Pro to get some documentaries together but for some reason I am unable to use split audio channels. Nothing seems to work. I can't seem to get it right.

Does anyone know what to do?
#104685 - Justincredible (11/26/2013) [-]
Applying to transfer to University At Buffalo for the spring semester. Just finished sending my last transcript yesterday. 3.21 GPA at a community college. Do I get accpeted? Or did i fuck myself over by waiting so long to finish my aplication
User avatar #104696 to #104685 - advicedude (11/27/2013) [-]
Doesn't hurt to try.
User avatar #104684 - lovepain (11/26/2013) [-]
I said to this girl , If you do that i wont speak to you for a week (nevermind what it was) then she replied , ok lol

Thinking aout texting her , any ideas? Or should i even text her?
#104702 to #104684 - anonymous (11/27/2013) [-]
What hawaiianhappysauce said. Be a man of your word.
User avatar #104687 to #104684 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/26/2013) [-]
Don't cave in, that shows weakness.
User avatar #104681 - blurman (11/26/2013) [-]
I laugh about death and when someone dies. Is that ok? Because people look at me think i'm an asshole.
User avatar #104697 to #104681 - advicedude (11/27/2013) [-]
Try to be normal. If you've seen Dexter, you'd know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #104700 to #104697 - axeul ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
Do you laugh because you find it funny or find the idea ofbeing sad about it funny? I'd say that is bad. If you just laugh as a response and cannot help it it is ok because it is just a defense mechanism. It is just how you respond to that situation to protect yourself from the tragedy.
User avatar #104703 to #104700 - advicedude (11/27/2013) [-]
Not trying to psychoanalyze him here. I think he just has a different cognitive process for understanding death.
User avatar #104705 to #104703 - axeul ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
It's not exactly psychoanalyzing him. The phenomenon is not that rare. There are a lot of people who laugh when sad or scared.
User avatar #104707 to #104705 - advicedude (11/27/2013) [-]
I don't think he is trying to defend himself though. Probably involuntary.
User avatar #104683 to #104681 - beatmasterz (11/26/2013) [-]
No, it's edgy and stupid.
User avatar #104662 - tombobbusama (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I dont know where to post this, so I'll do it here.
I'm not sure what point "taking creative licences" ends and "taking the piss" begins.
I'm writing a fantasy book, and the first part of it is based around the Dwarvenkind. When I was doing a bit of research, I found that Tolkien liked to use the word "Dwarrows" as a plural of "Dwarf", as opposed to "Dwarves".
But, heres the bit where I exercise my right to say "its my book, I do what I want". Cos I was thinking of having Dwarves and Dwarrows as separate "sub-races" of the same race. So Dwarves would be the dudes who live mostly above ground and stuff, and Dwarrows would be more reclusive, underground types who are a lot smaller and live a lot longer.
But, is stealing Tolkien's words and changing them being an arse? Or should i just invent my own word for them?
(I liked "Dwarrows" because it looks like "burrows")
#104656 - angelious (11/26/2013) [-]
anybody here can advice me how to teach a dog to pass by other dogs without going all berserk?
anybody here can advice me how to teach a dog to pass by other dogs without going all berserk?
#104665 to #104656 - Flail (11/26/2013) [-]
My huskies used to be little shits with other dogs but if you let them chill out with the other dogs then they seem to think its no big deal after a while
#104666 to #104665 - angelious (11/26/2013) [-]
our dog is very chill with other dogs normally.we have taken her to dog parks and such and she never missbehaves the same way she does while out on a walk
#104672 to #104666 - Flail (11/26/2013) [-]
hmmm, i'm afraid I don't know then
User avatar #104657 to #104656 - likelike (11/26/2013) [-]
Has your dog ever been to training? The best way to get your dog to be more social with other dogs is to make your dog be around others dogs more often.

lots of dogs in that sentence
#104660 to #104657 - angelious (11/26/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link sister and father trained it verywell.everybody always praises it for being a well behaved dog,it knows a lot of tricks is an excellent hunting dog and has no trouble passing dogs that are running in yard or so,we have also taken him to meet with other dogs and so on.

but still everytime she sees another dog walking towards us while we are out walking she goes berserk.

my hands are all bandaged up atm because it pulled the leash so badly it ripped my skin off.i dont really know what to do anymore with her
User avatar #104661 to #104660 - likelike (11/26/2013) [-]
Well, to me it sounds as if she's really protective of her owners. The only thing I can think of to make your dog more docile is telling her off when barking, or more simply, the down command. When she's barking at random dogs, make her lie down, making it less likely for her to pull (and hurt your hands).
#104663 to #104661 - angelious (11/26/2013) [-]
i have been making her lie down now eversince she nearly pulled my arm off earlier today. its just that it would be nice to actually get her go past a dog without having to stop and wait for those idiots to slowly walk past the dog...some people even slow down when they pass another dog so it just makes it harder for me...
User avatar #104654 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/26/2013) [-]
This was the pic I posted: i.imgur.com/TKmGgvF.jpg
Sure it's not funny to some, and I got banned.
I'm just wondering, for the pic I posted, did it deserve to be considered as NSFW? I'm just confused because if my post gets banned, there are many others that are way worse.
User avatar #104875 to #104654 - Leopard (11/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #104680 to #104654 - letting (11/26/2013) [-]
A ban? No, that's pretty damn tame, everything is covered 100% of the time.

However, admin's rules on anything even suggestive are so strict, I'm not sure if that's considered a violation or not.
#104651 - erooo (11/26/2013) [-]
I got a "graded discussion" tommorow on global warming. The topic is wheter or not the global warming is man-made or natural (cycluses and all that jazz). The last few days we have watched movies from both sides and i dont really know what to think as both sides have contadicting sources and i cant really use "your source is wrong" arguments during the discussions. Anyone here with a good understanding of the conflict care to give me some advice?
User avatar #104652 to #104651 - aherorising (11/26/2013) [-]
well. maybe thats exactly your point. it's a discussion after all. you could state points from both side, and conclude that because both sides have quite valid arguments, its yet uncertain to determine that global warming truly is caused by mankind. however I recently saw this article: www.sciencemag.org/content/342/6161/964 which states that both sides are true: that nature, in addition to humanity, contributes to global warming in a way.

is that enough to get you going?
#104655 to #104652 - erooo (11/26/2013) [-]
Maybe but we are split into to (natural or caused by humans) but thanks alot anyway
User avatar #104650 - thisistheguy (11/26/2013) [-]
Anyone have any advice on meditation? I used to really be into it but kind of stopped once I got paired with a roommate who didn't leave much which took away a lot of my alone time. I'm looking to get into something that I can do daily in the mornings.
User avatar #104658 to #104650 - aherorising (11/26/2013) [-]
not sure about it myself. it's stilla kind of 'bucketlist' thing. you could try lifehacker.com or something though. they have such articles from time to time
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User avatar #104640 - kvimik (11/26/2013) [-]
So i keep not doing important stuff like school, working out and keep increasing my already extreme computer sitting. I tell myself I will be much happier if I just do my shit. I know i'm just a whiny tard. Have you ever been like this? If so can you tell me how you overcome it?
User avatar #104759 to #104640 - rancidhyena ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
When it comes to homework and shit, just take 5-10 minute breaks after 15 minutes of tearing shit up on assignments. It might seem like it takes longer, but it won't.
User avatar #104641 to #104640 - ipostcp (11/26/2013) [-]
will power alone.
User avatar #104642 to #104641 - kvimik (11/26/2013) [-]
From where can i aquire that?
User avatar #104643 to #104642 - ipostcp (11/26/2013) [-]
pray to the lord and sacrifice a baby lamb.
User avatar #104644 to #104643 - kvimik (11/26/2013) [-]
Does it have to be a baby lamb? if i sacrifice something larger will my rewards be greater?
User avatar #104645 to #104644 - ipostcp (11/26/2013) [-]
only the blood of a virgin.
User avatar #104646 to #104645 - kvimik (11/26/2013) [-]
Does the Virgins sex matter?
User avatar #104647 to #104646 - ipostcp (11/26/2013) [-]
you cant sacrifice yourself.
User avatar #104648 to #104647 - kvimik (11/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #104632 - oborawatabinost (11/26/2013) [-]

I thought the advice board would be a great place to post this link
#104623 - iamstoopid (11/26/2013) [-]
anyone have that pic of that flirting asian baby in a kiddie pool with like a cigarette in its mouth
#104613 - jessieqwertyu (11/26/2013) [-]
Hey FJ, any tips for a newbie headed to the gym? Im a fat girl and I wanna lose weight, and tone up. What should i do at the gym, I dont want to make a fool of myself, and I dont wanna look like a bitch, just flopping my fat around on the tread mill
User avatar #104639 to #104613 - mondominiman ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I only go at nights because there are rarely any people there. Maybe 2-3, plus I used to work nights so I'm awake anyways.
User avatar #104634 to #104613 - delphine (11/26/2013) [-]
i used to be overweight, and went to the gym to get healthy. I felt a little insecure and self conscious at first, but then I realized: was I paying attention to what other people were doing? No. So they probably don't pay attention to what I do. It's not a competition. I eventually did lose the weight and now when I see people who are overweight in the gym, working hard, I silently cheer for them.

Do what you need to do to get healthy for yourself!
User avatar #104621 to #104613 - advicedude (11/26/2013) [-]
Try running You need to login to view this link it very slow at first though. Get to know something first or you can really hurt yourself. This applies to every workout.
User avatar #104620 to #104613 - makotoitou ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
transform into shrek
User avatar #104617 to #104613 - awesomerninjathing (11/26/2013) [-]


#104610 - Flail (11/26/2013) [-]
If I was to lose my virginity, I think it'd be so much easier if we both agreed to just cut the shit and get straight into it.
If I was to lose my virginity, I think it'd be so much easier if we both agreed to just cut the shit and get straight into it.
#104635 to #104610 - anonymous (11/26/2013) [-]
erm, no. there are very few women who can enjoy it like that. VERY few. If you get straight to it, you won't be as likely to get a second chance. This is why you wait until your first time is with someone you communicate well with.
User avatar #104622 to #104610 - advicedude (11/26/2013) [-]
It's very anticlimactic unless it's with someone you truly want to do it with.
User avatar #104619 to #104610 - peezle (11/26/2013) [-]
Don't cheap out on the foreplay. Go all out. Make her cum before you even put it in. Giving women orgasms isn't as everyone makes it out to be. Blow her fucking mind and she'll blow yours. Good luck on losing your virginity buddy.
User avatar #104609 - badsamaritan ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
Can I get some physics help. I'm really trying to get a good grade.

1. A football is thrown to a receiver downfield. The football has a launch velocity of 34m/s at an angle of 30*. *=degree
1a. Find the velocity of both X &Y components
2a. Find the total time the football is in the air.
1c. What is the maximum height the ball will reach before falling to the ground.
2. A bullet is fired horizontally at 45m/s. The bullet lands 33m away in the dirt.
2a. How long was the bullet in the air
2b. From what height was it fired
2c. What was the final velocity when it hits the ground
3. A boat sails north to south at 26m/s while a current flows east to west at a velocity of 16m/s. Find the resultant.
4. A train heads 15m, 37*, W of S towards a town.
4a. Find the westward component
4b. Find the southern component
5. A plane heads east at 110m/s while a tail wind is blowing east at 27m/s. What is the total velocity of the plane?
User avatar #104659 to #104609 - aherorising (11/26/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna do your work for you, because then you won't learn anything. here are some hints:

1: try to sketch the situation. you might want to look for trigonometry and sin/cos/tan things. the launch velocity will be at this certain direction, and it'll represent the hypothenuse. The total airtime can be calculated through one of the physics calculations in your book. it might include earth's natural gravitational constance (=9.81 m/s2).

2: this should be easy. you have an initial speed, or velocity in metres per second, and it states how many metres were travelled. try and figure how long it was airborne. the height should be present in a formula or example from your book. naturally has to do with gravity (=9.81 m/s2 , which means that every second, the speed will increase by 9.81 metres per second. offcourse, we exclude the effects of friction in these cases.)
its final velocity should be able to calculate by the resultant. though I'm not 100% sure. once again try to look for examples in the book.

3: should be easy, just try to sketch the situation, and think of them in lengths for trigonometry. hypothenuse etc. socatoa.

User avatar #104638 to #104618 - mondominiman ONLINE (11/26/2013) [-]
I remember that site. Ask it anything it gives you an answer.
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