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User avatar #116552 - brokded (02/12/2014) [-]
im afraid to sign out caus i dont remember my password
#116590 to #116552 - herbolifee (02/13/2014) [-]
Then don't sign out
User avatar #116577 to #116552 - advicedude (02/13/2014) [-]
Glad I could help.
User avatar #116543 - tombobbusama (02/12/2014) [-]
how do I make myself fap less?
cos yesterday I said I'd start fapping less, but my average daily faps have doubled since then...
User avatar #116687 to #116543 - nimba (02/13/2014) [-]
Hi, are you still a princess?
Also why would you even want to stop fapping?
User avatar #116585 to #116543 - unncommon (02/13/2014) [-]
I don't fap at all and haven't for like 27 days. My best advice is to stop completely.
User avatar #116578 to #116543 - advicedude (02/13/2014) [-]
Watch porn every day but don't touch yourself. I've been oversaturated with porn and it doesn't give me the urge anymore.
User avatar #116574 to #116543 - ScottP (02/13/2014) [-]
Avoid sexual things and find another physical activity to release your pent-up energy. Sexual energy can be converted into other forms of energy (though not usually with a 100% conversion rate, but good enough)
User avatar #116551 to #116543 - instakill (02/12/2014) [-]
pick up a hobby, preferably something away from your computer, like maybe woodworking, modelmaking, hell even reading, just get something to keep your mind and body busy
#116545 to #116543 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Stop looknig at porn/sexsual things. When you feel like fapping think about something else, keep yourself buisy.
User avatar #116540 - UnforgivingOne (02/12/2014) [-]
If someone goes through your profile and thumbs down all of your comments and contents, how do you react?
User avatar #116592 to #116540 - herbolifee (02/13/2014) [-]
I laugh.

1. He's wasting his time like this
2. He thinks I care about virtual thumbs
3. He probably thinks something like "Yeah, fuck you. That'll show ya."

It's so hilariously pathetic.
#116546 to #116540 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
i find it amusing someone wasted so much of their time for something so usless
User avatar #116547 to #116546 - UnforgivingOne (02/12/2014) [-]
It was only about 577 comments.
#116548 to #116547 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
even if you spend all that time in the end the person willl just be -577 thumbs and thumbs are usless currency
User avatar #116549 to #116548 - UnforgivingOne (02/12/2014) [-]
Time is money, and he spent his money on me, i'm flattered.
#116550 to #116549 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
and im spending money on you right now
User avatar #116544 to #116540 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/12/2014) [-]
It's thumbs, not spanish gold.
User avatar #116542 to #116540 - sunsetshimmer (02/12/2014) [-]
Not care?
User avatar #116539 - thephoenix (02/12/2014) [-]
Anybody know any good websites to get Custom Chopper parts? (Motorcycle parts) custom not so important but high quality moreso
User avatar #116518 - massdubater (02/12/2014) [-]
i jerk off like 4 times a day usually and today during my second session i ejaculated blood and im extremely worried i dont know what this means i have looked it up and it could be like a kidney stone or blockage, or an infection like herpes or chlamydia or whatever but ive only had sex with someone who was a virgin so i doubt i have an std also i noticed that the tip of my member had an abrasion on it like a small cut and i think that might have just been the source of the blood and it got transferred from the skin into the semen very quickly or something but yeah when i looked at my tummy there was blood in it no doubt and im really worried. also another thing that would probably be helpful is that i did pee after this to see if it was inside me that was causing the problem and i did not pee any blood at all. but that doesnt totally debunk that factor because i heard it can be in the seminal glands and what not but i really dont feel like ejaculating again to find out. pls give feedback or input i am pretty worried.
User avatar #116887 to #116518 - garin (02/14/2014) [-]
Your name is incredibly fitting here, but I take it your are from the USA? In the UK we have places called Brooke clinics (or something like that) where they deal with a lot of sexual/genital stuff, look up something like that in your area, you could get someone slightly professional to look at it or at least give advice
#116530 to #116518 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
Your penis is telling you to cut down.

Also doctors are a thing.
#116533 to #116530 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
where's the ugly kid from
User avatar #116536 to #116535 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god she is adorable.
User avatar #116537 to #116536 - dragondust (02/12/2014) [-]
Not very happy to go to disneyland though.
User avatar #116534 to #116533 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
How should I know?
User avatar #116532 to #116530 - massdubater (02/12/2014) [-]
im only 17 i still would need my dad to schedule an appointment and ride to the doctors lol. but im just gonna leave it alone because i have read just recently that if you are younger than 40 chances are it will just go away in a couple days and it doesnt really mean anything. it just scared me pretty hard lol.
#116531 to #116530 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
But if you want my advice I'm going to need to see what it looks like.
#116556 to #116531 - megavoir (02/13/2014) [-]
use .pngs, queer. all the white space is bothersome.
User avatar #116527 to #116518 - derpityhurr (02/12/2014) [-]
Cant really help about the blood but 4 times a day is unhealthy
User avatar #116500 - hickerydickery (02/12/2014) [-]
Well. I gotta write. I'd write to someone I know, but there's no one that I can open up to. I'll be using this board to blow off some steam. Feel free to comment, talk about anything, or do anything with this post.

Is a human entitled to happiness? Is it wrong for someone, to do whatever he can to achieve his own peace, his own happiness? I believed so. I might be considered as a selfish person, but I truly believed that I should find my happiness, and grasp it, no matter the consequences, no matter who I would hurt doing so. A way of thinking that I never got around to applying in real life. Happiness never came, no matter if I hurt people or not. Until recently.

There was a girl I loved. A girl I still love. She was in a relationship with someone abusive. I wanted to free her. I know how it feels to be trapped in a relationship, especially when your "significant other" is just a piece of shit that doesn't treat you well. We had a group of friends. Me, the girl I loved, which I'll call Yellow. Her boyfriend, Red, and her best friend, Purple. There were others, but they aren't important to this story.

Purple loved me. I was well aware of that. Feelings that were not shared. I was fixated on my own happiness. A happiness that would come from a relationship with Yellow. That was my time to apply my way of thinking: no matter who'd get hurt, I would grasp my happiness.

And I did. I made Yellow fall in love with me. I liberated her from her abusive boyfriend, Red. When I announced that to everyone, I broke our circle of friends. I tried my best to be gentle, but I hurt Purple, which was a friend I cared for. And I likely hurt Red as well, but he deserved it, and I won't feel bad about him. But I also hurt myself, and Yellow, we felt that we had betrayed our own friends. But blinded by my freshly obtained "happiness", I became oblivious to that.

I will continue this post in a reply.
#116522 to #116500 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #116501 to #116500 - hickerydickery (02/12/2014) [-]
This lasted a week, and 2 days. Her ex-boyfriend pulled a bitch move. He put guilt into Yellow, and made her break up with me, to get back with him. All in the name of "making things right". According to him, we had obtained happiness through hurting people, and because of that, we were wrong. And he got what he wanted. Yellow went straight back to him. He tried to pull that same shit on me, but it didn't work. Or so I thought.

But now, I'm thinking. Was I really wrong? Is it that bad to reach for your happiness, to do anything for it? Should I have continued living my everyday routine, hoping for a magical change someday? Was I wrong to take action myself, no matter the consequences?

It looks like he succeeded in making me doubt myself. I feel guilty. I've hurt people I cared about. And I've hurt myself.

This post isn't about my failed love story. It isn't about crying about what happened. This is a post I am making to reflect. Writing is good. I already feel slightly better. But this question remains, and it has been haunting me.

Is a man not entitled to work towards his own happiness, no matter what? Is it really wrong?
User avatar #116888 to #116501 - garin (02/14/2014) [-]
I haven't read on from this so I don't know what other people have said, but what I will say if you have the power to bend others to your will, use it. People get hurt all the time, fight for yourself as no one else fucking will. I don't think people have a right to be happy, but if they can make themselves happy then go for it. If you don't go for this Yellow you will regret it. You might as well try.
User avatar #116921 to #116888 - hickerydickery (02/14/2014) [-]
Well, that's exactly what I concluded from this.
In the end, both me and Red did the exact same thing. We used everything we could to reach our goals. He won. The battle, of course, not the war.
I got Yellow back today. I did have to screw up even more people to do that, but as you said, I have to go for it. And I did.
User avatar #116516 to #116501 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
The way I see it, life is brutal and it's rough. You'll need all the advantages you can get to succeed. In this regard, it's normal to want what's best for oneself, after all we are always looking out for number one (call it being selfish, but that's how life works).

Now that doesn't mean you have to actively stop other people from striving for their happiness, but that if your happiness conflicts with theirs, it's natural for you to favor your own happiness.
User avatar #116524 to #116516 - hickerydickery (02/12/2014) [-]
That's my point of view, too.
I'm not an asshole. I won't deprive people from being happy for the fuck of it. But, in this case, as I explained, in order to grasp my happiness, I had to destroy someone's hope for happiness, and, as derpityhurr made me realize, steal someone's happiness.

As for your other comment, I have something against it.
Assuming the fire represents happiness, then, in my case, the fire is a woman.
If I was to take fire from another person's torch, then I would be taking the woman, and unless we're into polyandry, and would accept to share the same woman, it wouldn't apply to your quote.

But I do realize that in other situations, this quote might apply quite well.
User avatar #116506 to #116501 - derpityhurr (02/12/2014) [-]
What if, for a man to get happiness, he must take it away from another man? Is that fair?
User avatar #116513 to #116506 - hickerydickery (02/12/2014) [-]
It wouldn't. But Red, he's doing this for his own happiness. He's doing it out of envy. Despite treating her like shit, despite treating everyone like shit, he still though he could get away with it. And he did.

In the end, you're right. We both did the same thing. Technically. While I'm not sure Red did this for his "happiness", but rather for his pride and envy, we still both hurt people to achieve our goal. This is the kind of shit I needed. Perspective from someone else. Thanks.

As for Yellow, I'm sure she will. She's not stupid either, it can only last so long before she realizes he's doing the exact same thing he said was wrong in order to break us up. But that is another story.

But there's still one question, and you've worded it well.
What if, for a man to get happiness, he must take it away from another man? Is that fair?

I'm sure many people would say no. If you must remove happiness from someone to be happy yourself, then you're wrong.
But what if, unless you remove that happiness from that someone, you're bound to be stuck in a life you hate, with no happiness in sight for you? Is it right to let others be happy, even if it means you will be living in sadness? Is it wrong to do the opposite?

I'm sorry, I'm turning this into a philosophy debate, but it's kinda what I wanted. Someone to talk to about this kind of things.
User avatar #116519 to #116513 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
There's another way of looking about it, and it stems from a quote I read a while back:

Happiness is like a lit torch. It doesn't get any weaker by lighting other torches on fire.
User avatar #116514 to #116513 - derpityhurr (02/12/2014) [-]
I think its a bit subjective; do you value your happiness more than the happiness of the people you love?
User avatar #116521 to #116514 - hickerydickery (02/12/2014) [-]
It really is subjective. Ask this to anyone, and they'd be "forced" to say that other people's happiness is more valuable. Anyone who says the opposite would be labeled as a selfish person. And it'd be true, after all, being selfish is thinking only about what's best for you, without giving a fuck about anyone else.

And this means I was wrong. Of course I was. Hurting people for the sake of your benefit is never good. One might even argue that the consequences I faced were only the work of karma.

The only thing I can do now is wait, as you said. I won't try to "force" my way onto my happiness. But still, I have this thought that tells me that at the first possible moment in which Red might show weakness, or Yellow shows sadness with her situation, I should hop in, and grasp my happiness.

What's right would be waiting for a natural break up among Red and Yellow. Without forcing anything. But can I really wait for that?

Thanks for this conversation. It was really helpful, and made me realize quite a few things that I wouldn't have thought about otherwise.
User avatar #116507 to #116506 - derpityhurr (02/12/2014) [-]
If it truly is meant to be, I'm sure Yellow will realize shes not being treated well by Red and come back
#116482 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
NEED HELP/ ADVICE ON SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!
#116491 to #116482 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
go ahead then, im replying here so if i cant help others can see
#116498 to #116491 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
did you read it yet? merp
User avatar #116487 to #116482 - derpityhurr (02/12/2014) [-]
and whats that?
#116488 to #116487 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
boy problems.../ boyfriend problems
User avatar #116489 to #116488 - derpityhurr (02/12/2014) [-]
we'll need some more info
#116496 to #116489 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
.......and then well we did it on his b-day and the (sorry this is awkward) next day he texted me sayin that we needed a break and needed to take a fucking step back...and to be friends ....and threatened that if he told anyone he used me for sex he was gonna kill himself. and then he went around sayin ghe loved me but went flirtin gwith other girls and telling me they were going to be his valentine...and yeah waving it in my face....i still love him but dont know what to do
User avatar #116579 to #116496 - advicedude (02/13/2014) [-]
He used you.
User avatar #116572 to #116496 - hawaiianhappysauce (02/13/2014) [-]
Well... the reason why he threatened you over telling people that he used you is because he probably DID use you...
#116492 to #116489 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
ok so my boyfriend..well hes my ex now becuase my grandma ruined it and made him hate me...then we made up but didnt pubically date...but still gave kisses and well...one second im dying give me a sec
User avatar #116889 to #116492 - garin (02/14/2014) [-]
He used you. Get passed it however you need to, tell people, he won't kill himself, he is just trying to bend you to his will. Forget about the bastard.
#116473 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
Guys, my girlfriend thinks she might be pregnant... last week we got really rough and my condom broke, I pulled out immediately and put a new one on and continued. Yesterday morning she was sick throwing up, head ache, and all that normal flu symptoms and what not I figured no big deal it's winter and she has a flu, but then she said she was getting cramps like she was on her period though she wasn't and today she confronted me saying she thinks she is preggers. Her period isn't due til the 15th so should I be worried or what?
User avatar #116479 to #116473 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
For now, see if she has taken any day-after pills or the sort. Otherwise you can only wait.
User avatar #116476 to #116473 - jokekill (02/12/2014) [-]
There is absolutely no chance of her showing symptoms of pregnancy only a week after conception.
User avatar #116475 to #116473 - optimussum (02/12/2014) [-]
she might just be experiencing psychosomatic symptoms

wait till after her periods due to start worrying
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User avatar #116480 to #116465 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
I suppose it's not all that bad. I mean it's not harming anyone and you're letting off a little steam.
User avatar #116468 to #116465 - mrstyger (02/12/2014) [-]
You shouldn't feel bad. There are gonna be times in relationships that one wants sex and the other doesn't. As long as you aren't with someone else, then it is fine. I felt that way at first with my hubby. In the beginning he worked a different shift from me and finding time was difficult during the week.. But he was cool with it also.
User avatar #116456 - mcderper (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm playing GTA4 on pc and Roman tells me to meet him at the church at 10 for his wedding.
Where is the church??? He doesn't say and I can't find a church on the map.
User avatar #116459 to #116456 - advicedude (02/12/2014) [-]
Bowling at a church that's weird.
User avatar #116448 - thisistheguy (02/12/2014) [-]
Quit WoW last week, have a shit load of time on my hands, what do I do now? inb4 get a gf
User avatar #116481 to #116448 - ScottP (02/12/2014) [-]
Find a craft and get good at it.
#116472 to #116448 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
reinstal wow?
User avatar #116538 to #116472 - thisistheguy (02/12/2014) [-]
I was gonna install a private server, but after I remembered I'm retarded when it comes to downloading things, I decided not to.
#116483 to #116472 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
need advice on something...can you help?
#116484 to #116483 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
I dont know, maybe
#116493 to #116484 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
uummmmmm its a long story is that ok?
#116494 to #116493 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
i can read
#116495 to #116494 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
ok so my boyfriend..well hes my ex now becuase my grandma ruined it and made him hate me...then we made up but didnt pubically date...but still gave kisses and well...one second im dying give me a sec .......and then well we did it on his b-day and the (sorry this is awkward) next day he texted me sayin that we needed a break and needed to take a fucking step back...and to be friends ....and threatened that if he told anyone he used me for sex he was gonna kill himself....and
#116485 to #116484 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
ok what if it is boy problems..idk how to explain it but if it is a boy problem could you help (boy problem meaning love)
#116486 to #116485 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
ergh...im a dude... and im pritty bad when it comes to love but you might aswell write it, if im no useful you can just copy your trouble to something else, why did you pick me of all posters anyways?
#116499 to #116486 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
clearly he's shitting you, he's using you as his personal cumdumpster and just abusing you around for fun. Its obviuosly he wont kill himself,he just says it to keep you inline, dump the bastard and get someone else
#116497 to #116486 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
and then he went around sayin ghe loved me but went flirtin gwith other girls and telling me they were going to be his valentine...and yeah waving it in my face....i still love him but dont know what to do
#116502 to #116497 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
whops i replied to myself... anyways


clearly he's shitting you, he's using you as his personal cumdumpster and just abusing you around for fun. Its obviuosly he wont kill himself,he just says it to keep you inline, dump the bastard and get someone else
#116503 to #116502 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
damn yo..... blunt.....but good advice i guess .....thanks...i shall try and follow this through
#116504 to #116503 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
better do it now than later, it seems just like one of those stories where the husband beats the wife and cheats on her but still tells her he loves her just to keep her then continues the abuse because she belives him

my oppinion may not be true but it really looks like it, if he really loved you he wouldnt be treating you that badly, you should try to stop loving him becasue it will only do you harm
#116505 to #116504 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
*sighs* i guess your right...but you dont stop loving someone in the blink of an eye...at least im pretty sure...ill try though
#116508 to #116505 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
oh i know that very well, havent stoped loving a girl that was never mine even 5 months ago but atleast shes kind enough not to abuse me, just stay away from alcohol/drugs...its not good
#116509 to #116508 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
i dont do drugs and i dont drink...never will
#116510 to #116509 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
good,good dont even start

try to find some other guys, it might seem sexist but its really easier for chicks to get guys then for guys to get chicks

/r9k/ will kill me if they learn I helped you
#116511 to #116510 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
why will they kill you...you helped me is that bad?
#116512 to #116511 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Seems like you've never been there.
#116490 to #116486 - onedevilofabutler (02/12/2014) [-]
i dont know...you were one of the only people online...and just needed sombody to ask
User avatar #116457 to #116448 - DasSpiel (02/12/2014) [-]
get a...bf?
User avatar #116432 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
I really want to learn how to shotgun as a cool trick. I'm a bit nervous to try. I don't really like the taste of beer, but can you even really taste it? Like does it just slide down your throat? I'll probably do it in the shower so there won't be 2much of a mess.
User avatar #116434 to #116432 - awesomerninjathing (02/12/2014) [-]
sounds stupid lol
User avatar #116435 to #116434 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
fuck you nigga it's the most ferda thing to do
User avatar #116430 - faithrider (02/12/2014) [-]
so i have an issue with someone. idk if i should really have this issue or not but i can't get over how it was dealt with, nor how he responded.

so there is this guy in a group i am in on fb. the group is having an event to meet-up for valentines as a get together. a younger member of the group posted in the event asking if there would be any adults attending because her mother was being protective (it is in a popular area of the largest city in the state). this guy posts in there claiming to be an adult. to me an adult has to be allowed to vote. over 18, at minimum, and i would have to actually know them. last time i had met the guy (a few months ago) he had been 16. so i stated that most people consider 18+ to be an adult. he responded that he was 17, emancipated, and all this other stuff including renting his own home and going to college. he then made the claim that "parents are more likely to be okay with that because they 'respect' him for being so responsible, while being in the younger age range"

the thing is that the younger person is 14-15 (maybe, not positive), and i guarantee that at that age my mother would not have let me go to an event with a strange 17 year old, no matter how "responsible" he claimed to be, when i responded this, he then personal messaged me stating the exact same information. i told him that 18+ was a legal adult, no matter how emancipated a person was. and then he responded "Look I'm not going to argue with you. But please do not dispute my status as an adult again. It is something that really bothers me"

so to me, as a 19 yr old, who had to earn his way into adulthood, i feel disrespected, and that he proved his immaturity by being butthurt about me not considering him an adult.

i then blocked him. do you think i handled it ok? or was there a better way to handle it?
User avatar #116455 to #116430 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
Pedophiles aren't responsible.
#116423 - istartedthewar (02/12/2014) [-]
This image has expired
Hey guys, I've been having some slight self-confidence issues lately, could you give me an honest rate out of 10? Guys, girls, whoever
User avatar #116890 to #116423 - garin (02/14/2014) [-]
If you are having Confidence issues Take it from someone who knows about it, I was 18 stone Christmas last year, I am now down to 12 1/2 try something new, something out there. Grow your hair out, try growing some facial hair or something. Maybe try a new sport? Hope I helped, you are not a bad looking dude, don't worry.
User avatar #116582 to #116423 - protectivepanda (02/13/2014) [-]
10/10 No homo.
User avatar #116477 to #116423 - aherorising (02/12/2014) [-]
you look averagely fine. 7/10 irl, 8.5/10 on fj. seriously you have nothing to worry about.
User avatar #116462 to #116423 - advicedude (02/12/2014) [-]
mark zuckerberg/10
#116442 to #116423 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
not bad, but i think you the type of nigga don't really stand out
User avatar #116443 to #116442 - istartedthewar (02/12/2014) [-]
See my reply to awesomerninjathing
User avatar #116431 to #116423 - awesomerninjathing (02/12/2014) [-]
you look so completely average it's hilarious

buzzcut, white kid, plain features, plain shirt

lol
User avatar #116441 to #116431 - istartedthewar (02/12/2014) [-]
This isn't normally how I dress. I don't try to look "cool" or "different" when I m sitting in my room. I'm also 6'2". And could probably beat your ass. And it's not a buzzcut, and again I didnt try to make my hair look special.
User avatar #116458 to #116441 - awesomerninjathing (02/12/2014) [-]
I didn't say you were ugly or weak or anything

I just said you look like an average white guy
User avatar #116433 to #116431 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
We can't all have curly ginger hair and shitty skater clothes!
User avatar #116436 to #116433 - awesomerninjathing (02/12/2014) [-]
they aren't shitty tho
User avatar #116437 to #116436 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
>you don't skate
User avatar #116438 to #116437 - awesomerninjathing (02/12/2014) [-]
I do but I'm meh
User avatar #116440 to #116438 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
gay. are you of those tumblr boy skaters?
#116428 to #116423 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
You're a lot better looking than I am, that's for sure.
User avatar #116429 to #116428 - istartedthewar (02/12/2014) [-]
Just wait until you see a bad picture of me. Or see me from the side.
User avatar #116424 to #116423 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
you seem like you could slay pussy
User avatar #116425 to #116424 - istartedthewar (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm shy af around girls.
User avatar #116426 to #116425 - teoberry (02/12/2014) [-]
makes two of us. well, i'm not shy anymore, I just don't talk to them
User avatar #116427 to #116426 - istartedthewar (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's not too big of a deal for me. It's actually not really me being shy, it's just I never want to start a conversation with a girl.
#116421 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
How many times is too much for a person to say to themselves something along the lines of "I wish I was dead"? I mean on a weekly basis. I usually say it a few times a day. Im good at making friends but whenever I'm alone I feel terrible. Im wondering if i should get help or not
User avatar #116422 to #116421 - pickedforprofanity **User deleted account** (02/12/2014) [-]
You should try to find help.
I cannot guarantee it will work.
#116419 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
I have a question about wet dreams, I've only had one that I barely remember and I was wondering how do people get them? I know they're random after you don't masturbate for a few days but it never happens for me.
User avatar #116463 to #116419 - advicedude (02/12/2014) [-]
Tend to usually happen around teen years due to hormones but if you lay on your stomach you have a statistically higher chance of having a wet dream.
User avatar #116420 to #116419 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
I never have. I don't have a libido though.
#116409 - sauronn (02/12/2014) [-]
I can't access NSFW.
User avatar #116410 to #116409 - ilikethisusername (02/12/2014) [-]
why not? aren't you supposed to be level 100 to do so?
#116411 to #116410 - sauronn (02/12/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I have level 118 comment and account is over two weeks old but there is nothing under user rankings.
User avatar #116412 to #116411 - ilikethisusername (02/12/2014) [-]
your comment level is low. that could probably explain it. i don't know, that's the only way holding you back from expressing your pleasure to yourself. try commenting on shit a lot, get thumbs, make it to level 100 and then try again.
#116413 to #116412 - sauronn (02/12/2014) [-]
Ok thanks bro.
User avatar #116414 to #116413 - ilikethisusername (02/12/2014) [-]
no problem
User avatar #116407 - heraske (02/12/2014) [-]
Car probs guys.

It's winter here in Canada and I'm facing about -30 degrees celsius. New battery, yadada starts good in cold weather without a block heater. However, my problem is fuel mileage. From full to half way tank, I have only put on ~125KMs. That's about 27.05 liters of fuel burned for only 125KM. It's about safe to say I have estimated ~23L/100KM fuel economy. My dad states that I do not let my car idle long enough because the computer increases fuel mixture, giving "rich" gas. However I do not know whether or not Fuel Injectors will even add "rich" gas due to the ECU telling it to because it's balls freezing outside for metal objects. I was under the impression that gas was injected, and when the car was warming up, the ECU would rev the engine higher for the purpose of increasing heat. I just can't see how you can add "rich" fuel through a spray-styled contraption, known as Fuel Injectors.

I'm also about .7 liters of oil above recommended capacity since I was fucking stupid enough to pour the entire fucking can of oil into it when doing an oil change, it's also conventional, so that could be the reason, but my dad denies it.
#116404 - nsfwcontent (02/12/2014) [-]
Lack motivation with many things and have a habit of putting things off, anyone got any tips on how to stop doing this?

Anything that worked for you or maybe someone you know?
User avatar #116408 to #116404 - ipostcp (02/12/2014) [-]
Will power and not being lazy. You just do it.
User avatar #116406 to #116404 - awesomerninjathing (02/12/2014) [-]
just do it

seriously, when you stop and think and realize you have shit to do, tell yourself, "JUST DO IT" and go fucking do it
User avatar #116400 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/12/2014) [-]
So my best friend and roommate in college has been having some relationship trouble. As I am forever alone it's kinda hard for me to relate. See he was dating this really good girl a solid 3 months. she broke up with him right before winter break which sort've fucked him up.
so it's spring semester and since she's fucked him twice (friends with benefits) which she claims didn't work but now she's trying to have another relationship while my friend still has serious feelings for her. he's told her he loves her and even drew this awesome fucking picture.
the problem is im getting caught in the middle of it now. me and her are in some classes together and we hang out sometimes and all she really talks about is her and my friend and how he's really clingy and cant get over her. what do fj?
User avatar #116403 to #116400 - nsfwcontent (02/12/2014) [-]
Tell him what she said, no brainer. He's your friend and deserves to know and hopefully that will put and end to it.
User avatar #116401 to #116400 - edlias (02/12/2014) [-]
What do you mean, what do? According to you this is your friends relationship, he's in college let him be a man and get over it himself. Of course if he loved the girl and she broke up with him he's gunna be depressed for a few months. Once he realizes she doesn't want to be with him after breaking up with him and that no matter how nice of a fucking picture he draws she STILL doesn't want him, he will start to get over her. Dear god just give him time and he'll be back to his normal self. If you feel the need to do anything since he's your best friend just be a good friend, literally all he needs. Don't try to weasel your way out of being caught up in the middle of it. And don't try to take his personal life into your own hands.
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