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User avatar #100854 - iliekcereal (10/26/2013) [-]
>yesterday
>on car ride home from road trip
>party tonight that i sorta want to go to, but decide not to because i had to be awake early the next morning
>my three best friends are there
>one has well-documented history of problems with alcoholism
>other two and myself refuse to drink, smoke, etc
>her mom doesn't know
>her ex-boyfriend, who she is nowhere near over, is there
>she gets absolutely wasted and stoned
>passes out
>other two friends text me
>i tell them to stay with her and make sure she's alive and that no one tries to take advantage of her
>they promise to, but i'm still worried
>drag myself to party
User avatar #100855 to #100854 - iliekcereal (10/26/2013) [-]
>stay for maybe 5-10 minutes
>one friend calls his mom
>she picks us four up (at this point she's conscious, but unable to walk)
>tells us where she lives, but is otherwise mostly incoherent
>pukes on the way to her house
>we help her to the door
>her mom answers
>her mom realizes some shit is up
>i regretfully tell her what happened
>she gets pissed and slams door in our face
>we didn't even get to explain to her what our role was
>i get home
>still have her phone because she was too drunk to take it back
>message her on fb, telling her that i have it, and that if her mom is still mad at us, that i would like to talk to her to try to explain myself
>this morning
>her mom gets on my friends fb and asks me what time i'm coming over
>oh shit did not expect that

I'm leaving in like an hour for her house. Her mom clearly hates me. I'm fucking terrified. Whether or not our group will be able to stay together after this kinda depends on this. I feel like I've done nothing wrong tho. what do? pls help
User avatar #100884 to #100855 - letting (10/26/2013) [-]
Explain the situation exactly as you did here, you were a very responsible friend and should be recognized for that, not punished. If her mother blames you she is a total bitch and likely will not listen to reason.
User avatar #100857 to #100855 - makotoitou (10/26/2013) [-]
You totally should have raped the girl.
User avatar #100856 to #100855 - heraske (10/26/2013) [-]
If you did nothing wrong then you have nothing to feel guilty about. Explain everything completely and she can't logically get mad.
User avatar #100873 to #100856 - lmaopwnt (10/26/2013) [-]
"logically"
User avatar #100849 - icameheretotroll (10/26/2013) [-]
So I think I might have ADD
not that little faggots who can't stop moving, literally attention deficit disorder.
I can't concentrate on anything I forget about my plans I can't do homework or anything for that matter, one second I'm doing something important, then I find myself playing with my cat.
TL;DR ADD fag, can't concentrate
What do I do? prefer no medication
User avatar #100858 to #100849 - makotoitou (10/26/2013) [-]
Here's a simple set of instr-OH SHIT LOOK A BUTTERFLY!
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User avatar #100880 to #100842 - stiltsformidgets (10/26/2013) [-]
The only thing you can do is take him the vet
User avatar #100844 to #100842 - guitarnigger (10/26/2013) [-]
look for any injuries in his paws
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#100826 - yorker (10/26/2013) [-]
I advise that you all stop acting like pussies.
User avatar #100832 to #100826 - advicedude ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
r u wanna git wrek?
#100816 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
Just a friendly reminder boys and girls, these are words to live by.
User avatar #100845 to #100816 - guitarnigger (10/26/2013) [-]
my dog ran outside when i was taking out the trash at like 11 pm and my parents didn't let me go look for him. He spent the night outside while i spent the night worried for him. Worst night ever.
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User avatar #100820 to #100816 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
'guy who gives out treats'
no thanks
User avatar #100843 to #100820 - ferrettamer ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
"guy who plays tasty peanut butter game"
User avatar #100851 to #100843 - teoberry (10/26/2013) [-]
You know it.
User avatar #100815 - xedeid (10/26/2013) [-]
Sometimes I feel contempt for my girlfriend because she doesn't love me as much as I love her. She's my whole world. She's my everything and nothing else matters, not even a little bit. But she doesn't feel that way. I don't want to go to college, I just want to get that shit over with as fast as possible so I can spend the rest of my life with her. But she wants to go to college, and have that whole experience. She just doesn't care for me the way I care for her, and I don't think she can love me the way I love her. But I still feel contempt sometimes and afterwards I feel awful.
User avatar #100828 to #100815 - loveyameanish (10/26/2013) [-]
Dude, back off her. If you make her feel shitty about wanting to experience college, or even go so far as guilting her into leaving, she'll have nothing but resentment towards you for the rest of her life.

You have to let her life her own life before you can even begin making one together. Or trust me, she will fucking hate the fact that you are still breathing.
User avatar #100829 to #100828 - loveyameanish (10/26/2013) [-]
"you have to let her life her own life"

fuck off, words.

****LIVE. LIVE HER OWN LIFE.
User avatar #100825 to #100815 - pottslande (10/26/2013) [-]
It's probably not what you intended, but it sounded like you were basically saying she doesn't love you as much as you love her because she actually wants to experience college
That's a kind of shitty thing to say
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User avatar #100817 to #100815 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
Listen here you son of a bitch, because I know exactly what you're going through.
Chances are you're smothering her. Lay off her bro, she's not done deity to worship. She's a human-fucking-being.
Do Not constantly talk about the future and what you think it holds, if it's meant to be (which trust bro, I want it to. I haven't met you but I don't want you to go through what I did).
Do Not be done beta-ass immature push over and let her constantly get everything she wants. If you disagree with something or have a separate opinion, speak your mind. Be a fucking man. Females don't want a dude to follow then around like a puppy, they want to follow him through the woods and have him protect her with a fucking spear he made from bone and a cape from his beard-hair.
AND ALWAYS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES Be yourself. You are who she fell in love with in the first place. Not who you think she wants. Because you're wrong you uneducated cunt.
Do Not Make My and Countless Others Mistakes.
God's speed brother, if it works out don't thank me. Just help someone else with the lessons you've learned in your relationship.
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User avatar #100810 - advicedude ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
>playing emerald
>go to electric gym
>no rock or ground except Aron but no ground moves
>what do
User avatar #100830 to #100810 - loveyameanish (10/26/2013) [-]
>Struggle through with brute force
>Learn from mistakes
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User avatar #100831 to #100822 - advicedude ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
I've played with Torchick every time, never started with a grass type in playing pokemons.
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User avatar #100954 to #100853 - advicedude ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
I'm using treeko.
User avatar #100818 to #100810 - makotoitou (10/26/2013) [-]
use attacks
User avatar #100883 to #100818 - gorilladinn (10/26/2013) [-]
I think this might work^
User avatar #100795 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
Don't get high and eat peas or else you're in for a fucking trip.
User avatar #100827 to #100795 - peas (10/26/2013) [-]
bro what?
User avatar #100799 to #100795 - crewlove (10/26/2013) [-]
weren't you in for a trip when you got high, even before you ate peas?
User avatar #100800 to #100799 - unncommon (10/26/2013) [-]
I'm not saying that peas stimulate a trip, I'm just saying that it's fucking bananas when you're sitting at the dinner table and you feel like you're whole table's watching and you're trying to scoop peas up with a fork and you're frustrated and you realize that you're been laughing at peas for an hour so you leave the table and you lay down in your room and listen to Jimi Hendrix.
User avatar #100801 to #100800 - crewlove (10/26/2013) [-]
good to know



good to know
User avatar #100793 - noodleishious (10/26/2013) [-]
So there's this guy that I've been crushing on for about 3 months now.

A few days ago I was chatting with my friend about him (with hearts and all the crap) and my screen fucking freezes just as he walks over to me. He asked me what I was doing and took a long look at the screen. Then he just looked at me, smiled, and walked away again.

Now I don't know if this guy is into boys... should I ask him? >3>
User avatar #100814 to #100793 - alexanderburns ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
If he really smiled, then it most likely won't go horrible, so why not?
User avatar #100809 to #100793 - awesomerninjathing (10/26/2013) [-]
wait so you're gay?
User avatar #100789 - genericnewfag (10/25/2013) [-]
some girl said she bought a new pair of converse trainers
i said cool, i have a few pairs of converse
she said she likes my red ones

how does she know i have purple converse. who even notices that shit? I don't remember people's shoe colours what the fuck. what does that meeeeeaaan.
#101257 to #100789 - bustermustang (10/30/2013) [-]
It means shes into converses.
User avatar #100798 to #100789 - kingofdogs (10/26/2013) [-]
She's into you.
User avatar #100790 to #100789 - genericnewfag (10/25/2013) [-]
colors messed up. fuck. but what does that even meeeeeean
User avatar #100794 to #100790 - crewlove (10/26/2013) [-]
I guess shes into shoes, if i see someone wear a pair of shoes i like i remember them by their shoes too
#100788 - kingofdogs (10/25/2013) [-]
Books or movies that will make you want to cry your eyes out in the corner of your room, that is what, I am looking for, can you help me /advice/?

Also requesting books that are extremely rage inducing, I want to fill my veins with so much hatred, that they turn red of pure anger...

Thank you..
User avatar #100850 to #100788 - icameheretotroll (10/26/2013) [-]
I Am Sam is a good movie that might make you cry
User avatar #100808 to #100788 - delphine (10/26/2013) [-]
I bawled like a baby reading A Child Called It. You will cry... and you will be filled with rage at the parents in the story because it's basically an autobiography.
User avatar #100791 to #100788 - goodcheese (10/25/2013) [-]
savage inequalities is a book that makes you rage at the system.
User avatar #100796 to #100791 - kingofdogs (10/26/2013) [-]
Thanks, bro
User avatar #100785 - nigalthornberry (10/25/2013) [-]
So i talked to a friend that works in radio
Said that i have to do an audition,i'm thinking of reading the ending this for fallout NV
User avatar #100812 to #100785 - advicedude ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
Sounds good.
#100778 - kosmic (10/25/2013) [-]
Going to a gay ass costume sorority party. Need cheap costume ideas. I was thinking a albino mexican gardener or a faggot ?

Here is a picture of Dave Coulier to help you all think of what I should be
User avatar #100813 to #100778 - advicedude ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
be a penis. should fit for the gay ass party.
User avatar #100780 to #100778 - genericnewfag (10/25/2013) [-]
Wear a bin bag and be a raisin.
#100777 - beetchez (10/25/2013) [-]
I have a... pretty strange/fucked up fetish. Help me understand why I have it..

I get a boner whenever I hear about a mother of two sons loving the younger son more. The more neglect the older son has, the bigger the boner.
Bonus, the younger son is muscular and arrogant whereas the older son is an introverted loser (inb4 me). Never the other way round for some reason. ALWAYS has to be the younger son that's loved more.
User avatar #100781 to #100777 - unncommon (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm the older brother, much more macho, much more looked up to by most in family. My mother likes me more (not going to say love, that'd be fucked up). Constantly being called and told how much I'm missed, my grandmother told me that I was her favorite.

Your boner : deactivated.
User avatar #100779 to #100777 - kelseymiss (10/25/2013) [-]
sounds like a form of sadomasochism (aroused by rape, humiliation etc.)

the older son is "humiliated" that his mother loves his younger brother more
#101259 to #100779 - bustermustang (10/30/2013) [-]
That or emotional duress. OP, does your life relate to this in any way?
User avatar #100772 - aherorising ONLINE (10/25/2013) [-]
so, I've got a shitload of images I want to make a compilation of. anyone knows good in-browser editors which I can use to make the comp, without losing resolution or something?

paint pretty much failed me this time
User avatar #100759 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
So girls, if a completely random guy, or someone you slightly know, came up to you and said,

"I'd call God to tell him the whereabouts of his missing angel, but I doubt that heaven could provide me with a reward that even slightly compares to just a moment of your presence."

How would you react?

Personally, I think lame pick up lines are good icebreakers and can show that you're a fairly chill person.
User avatar #100762 to #100759 - genericnewfag (10/25/2013) [-]
that specific pick up line sounds a little too needy/creepy/cringey and would probably be a cue to nope.jpg the fuck out of there. depends on delivery though.
User avatar #100765 to #100762 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
Said by someone who looks like me in a relaxed, light hearted way. Laughs afterwords and properly introduces himself.
User avatar #100768 to #100765 - rebornpooper (10/25/2013) [-]
Laughing at your own jokes, especially those as long as that, usually isn't a good sign.
Also, you need a lot of skill in order for the set-up needed to get the girl's attention: a well-executed-run. Failure rate is too high. Line is too cliche. Calculating alternate route.
User avatar #100767 to #100765 - genericnewfag (10/25/2013) [-]
I don't know much about picking up women tbh but I assume it's more about confidence than what actually comes out your mouth; unless what comes out your mouth is vomit or a half-eaten sandwich. Here's a comprehensive guide that I found useful when trying to pick up women:

Step 1: Be attractive.
Step 2: Don't be unattractive.
User avatar #100771 to #100767 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
Also, I think attractiveness can take a backseat if you can wear your own skin properly. If that makes sense.
If you take care of yourself (e.g. take a shower and wash your face, maintain facial hair if you have it, wear clothes that suit you) you should be okay.
User avatar #100770 to #100767 - skysailor (10/25/2013) [-]
The line isn't meant to "pick up women." It's just an icebreaker. I don't really have any problems talking to new people. I used to, but I got over my shyness. The line sort of popped up in my head one day and it sounded interesting.
User avatar #100752 - yojo (10/25/2013) [-]
I have two choices. I want to major in chemical engineering or computer science.
I can't decide. I 'm good at math but I'm as interested in chemistry as I am in logic.
Both have great salaries and varying job opportunities. Both have good satisfaction ratings.
Does anyone have any personal experience with these majors or know anyone who does?
I'm not worried about the difficulty. They're both difficult and I can deal with that. I just don't want to end up regretting choosing one path over the other.
I would really appreciate the help since I'm trying to decide on what I'm going to do for the rest of my life.
User avatar #100833 to #100752 - advicedude ONLINE (10/26/2013) [-]
I'm doing CS. Chemical engineering sounds hard. Plus probably harder to find internships around you. With CS, you can have a lot of people hire you for many things, and many companies need someone good with computers.
User avatar #100841 to #100833 - yojo (10/26/2013) [-]
Chemical engineering is going to be hard but my best subject is math and I'm good at chemistry so it shouldn't be too much for me.
Internships are hard to find at first, but only because companies only want rising juniors and seniors. And right now there is a good job market for chemical engineers. With a ChE degree I could find a job in the oil industry as soon as I graduate.
User avatar #100797 to #100752 - letting (10/26/2013) [-]
Don't think about it as the rest of your life, think about which one you want to master FIRST. You can major in computer science and then later go back to school part time to get your chemical engineering degree.

If you feel as though you must choose one, or aren't going to be inetrested in furthering your education after you graduate, I'd suggest Computer Science. It's a broader spectrum with more demand, and maybe you can find a hybrid between the two (Chemical engineering requires a lot of computers and complex calculations, think about it.)
User avatar #100763 to #100752 - dmagen (10/25/2013) [-]
hmm chemical engineering sounds kinda complicated, and I know that computer science can be learned alone quite well, so I suggest you take chemical engineering, but try to learn computer science at your own pace for yourself.
combining the two would produce awesome results.
#100749 - dmagen (10/25/2013) [-]
hi, I have a kind of silly question but I really need an answer and I thought about it for a week but sill can't find one, so if you have some idea please share.

I know subconscious body language can really tell someone a lot about how others feel.

I want to know how to interpret the body language of a girl I work with (lets call her 'B') , because she acts kinda strange around me (compared to how she acts around others), and I think she hates me, or think I'm an idiot.
and no, there is now way she likes me, I constantly act childish around her and I can't see how someone would love that.

so I was really happy for some reason and needed to ask B something, so I went to her with a really huge smile on my face, and when I talked to her she avoided eye contact with me, looking at the floor next to me, and took her hair in her hands and starting brushing it with them.

so what the heck does that mean?!

I don't know why it matters to me so much, but this scene is just stuck in my head and I need an answer.
#101260 to #100749 - bustermustang (10/30/2013) [-]
She probably thinks shes better than you
User avatar #101317 to #101260 - dmagen (10/31/2013) [-]
explain
#101490 to #101317 - bustermustang (11/02/2013) [-]
Well she could be avoiding eye contact out of shyness or out of disregard for you, and playing with the hair is the opposite of shy
User avatar #101515 to #101490 - dmagen (11/02/2013) [-]
she was clearly focused on me and responded to what I said. also she didn't look around, she just stared at the floor. and why playing/brushing your hair with your hands is the opposite of shy?
sorry but she is really nice, I can't picture her as being condescending.
I mean, I can picture her not wanting to look at me cuz I'm ugly or something like that, but she is a really nice person.
#101600 to #101515 - bustermustang (11/03/2013) [-]
Its not about nice, its about if shes interested or not
User avatar #101609 to #101600 - dmagen (11/03/2013) [-]
in me?
she's not.
there is no way someone would ever like me haha.
she is a nice girl, but I just don't know what I did to make her behave like that. was my face that unpleasant to look at? did I do something that scared her? was it just too awkward to look at me in the eyes maybe?
#101744 to #101609 - bustermustang (11/04/2013) [-]
No no its not about that. Its about if shes interested in associating with you
User avatar #101799 to #101744 - dmagen (11/04/2013) [-]
hmm, she later said to me that I don't talk to her, or to anybody else for that matter, enough.
User avatar #100756 to #100749 - luxfingerdoodle (10/25/2013) [-]
Maybe she's uncomfortable with eye contact with certain people. I have a similar thing but with all people (kind of) I just can't watch someone in the eyes when talking to them.

If you want to make a better assessment if she hates dislikes you or not ,follow the tone of her voice and the lenguage she is keeping with you. If she's rude and all she's not someone you should talk often with.
User avatar #100757 to #100756 - dmagen (10/25/2013) [-]
yeah I'm like that too, but I try to keep eye contact with people because I figured that it even though it's awkward for me, it's still what they are used it's irritating but I need to this to have normal conversations.

hmm that might be a really good explanation now that I think about it.
thanks!
User avatar #100758 to #100757 - luxfingerdoodle (10/25/2013) [-]
I'm glad I helped. sort of
User avatar #100761 to #100758 - dmagen (10/25/2013) [-]
I thought about it a lot but this simple explanation is more than enough.
you really did help.
she normally keeps eye contact though... but still eye contact can be really weird sometimes, so I guess it was weird back then.
User avatar #100764 to #100761 - luxfingerdoodle (10/25/2013) [-]
Imo some people can maintain eye contact with some and not with others. For an example I'm going to give myself as an example too. I can't keep eye contact with my family but I could when I had a girlfriend some time ago.
It's simple but depends on two things. The person itself and the people that person is talking with.
User avatar #100766 to #100764 - dmagen (10/25/2013) [-]
I know, I'm just like you on that matter.
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