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User avatar #105966 - vortexrain (12/07/2013) [-]
I can't seem to remember how to get these:
onto my computer. I need some help.
User avatar #105954 - iusethisaccfornsfw (12/06/2013) [-]
I have a wierd problem on fj. I have to click a picture in the comment section before any pics can be displayed. If I don't hey won't load and I won't be able to see them. I don't know how to explain it. I am using firefox with adblock.
User avatar #106025 to #105954 - loveyameanish (12/07/2013) [-]
I had this problem for the first time ever along with random in-text ad links and random ass ads everywhere earlier this week. Turns out I had unwillingly ended up with that dumbass surf and keep add-on that rapes you with ads, and was apparently affecting firefox's ability to load images. It might be a completely different thing for you, but check if that's in your add-ons, can't hurt.
#105951 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Soooo, how do I make this guy like me?
i think he does, he flirts with me every once in a while, but i also think he likes one of my friends, but both of them say they theres nothing between them.
we have similar tastes in music, tv, all that, and we just really connect I think
inb4 tits or gtfo
User avatar #105964 to #105951 - vortexrain (12/07/2013) [-]
I'm a guy.
If I were in your predicament, I'd write the girl a letter/note telling her why I like her, and that I'd like to know if she feels the same, or if she's just being flirtatious. If you're nervous about them telling you the way they feel, ask them to respond to you via a letter/note. If a girl wrote me a letter telling me these things, I'd appreciate her honesty, and respect her enough to actually respond.
User avatar #105965 to #105964 - vortexrain (12/07/2013) [-]
If you give it to him on the bus, or at lunch tell him that he doesn't have to respond right then, instead give him a day-a week.
#105968 to #105965 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I'll try this before winter break, and I don't see em for a while because family stuff.
User avatar #105970 to #105968 - vortexrain (12/07/2013) [-]
I wish you luck.
User avatar #105962 to #105951 - makotoitou (12/07/2013) [-]
Well you should tits or gtfo
#105959 to #105951 - thisasholeagain (12/06/2013) [-]
just ask him fucking out

shit aint that hard yo, the worst that can happen is that he says no and you have your answer

#105960 to #105959 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
But then it's super awkward. Like, I sit with the guy everyday for lunch and on the bus, and pretty much everyday after school. It's risky
#105969 to #105960 - thisasholeagain (12/07/2013) [-]
yeah and thats so much worse then never knowing it and crying about it on the internet

what you are asking us is a answer if the fucker likes you or not. dont ask for advice when you are to scared of the consequences
#105953 to #105951 - suprmonkey (12/06/2013) [-]
Tits or GTFO
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User avatar #105933 - unncommon (12/06/2013) [-]
Soo my friend just got a new truck but it's a Dodge...
...how do I tell him we aren't friends anymore?
User avatar #105956 to #105933 - scapeartist (12/06/2013) [-]
Run him over with your Ford F-150.
#105950 to #105933 - suprmonkey (12/06/2013) [-]
Kill him xD
User avatar #105948 to #105933 - awesomerninjathing (12/06/2013) [-]
I read doge at first and I hate myself
User avatar #106005 to #105948 - misticalz (12/07/2013) [-]
u shuld
User avatar #105935 to #105933 - crewlove (12/06/2013) [-]
get a ford you faggot ass nigga
User avatar #106197 to #105935 - ecomp (12/08/2013) [-]
Shoulda bought a chevy
#105936 to #105935 - unncommon (12/06/2013) [-]
Tha's what I tried to tell him tho.
User avatar #105937 to #105936 - crewlove (12/06/2013) [-]
do it again
#105923 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Alright, so...I've got a 1 page paper to do on mortality rates in middle adulthood, and so far this is all I've got. I've got to add 2 or 3 more paragraphs and I'm...completely stumped. Here's a chihuahua puppy.

Infectious diseases used to be the main cause of death up until the mid-twentieth century, from that point on, people started to live through middle age; however, the current main cause of death of middle aged people are usually single, readily identifiable conditions, such as heart disease, cancer, cerebrovascular diseases, accidents, or pulmonary diseases. Currently, cancer is the leading cause of death in the first half of middle adulthood, while heart disease is the leading cause of death in the second half of adulthood. Men have a higher mortality rate than women do for all the leading causes of death.
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User avatar #105929 to #105927 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
#105922 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
So I'm gonna attempt to bone my english teacher, serious question here, how do I convince her to let me bone her? I'm 16, she's 25 and single.
User avatar #105957 to #105922 - scapeartist (12/06/2013) [-]
If you do magage to bone her, it's going to be really akward having her as an english teacher.
#106113 to #105957 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
So? I'd have boned her
#105934 to #105922 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
if you do, do it. i want all the juicy details. it sounds hot as fuck. i can give opinions and what not.
if you do, do it. i want all the juicy details. it sounds hot as fuck. i can give opinions and what not.
#105938 to #105934 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
I promised my friend if it worked I'd record it, me and her are on pretty good terms. If you want I could share
#105963 to #105938 - makotoitou (12/07/2013) [-]
God bless you horny son of a bitch.
God bless you horny son of a bitch.
#105939 to #105938 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
that would be amazing. how would you send it?
#105941 to #105939 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
dropbox or something. perhaps you could help me with my cause?
User avatar #105942 to #105941 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
well, ill need a bit more information and what not before i can really help you. is there an easier way for me to talk to you? the anon stuff is kinda annoying.
#105943 to #105942 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
I'd prefer for my retarded friends to not find this post and find my teacher's facebook and ruin my chances. Do you want me to pm you or something? Ask anything you want
User avatar #105944 to #105943 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
yeah, pm me so i know your account and what not. we can talk like that then. easier i think.
User avatar #105931 to #105922 - soupkittenagain (12/06/2013) [-]
You might have to not be her student.
User avatar #105924 to #105922 - gabemczombie (12/06/2013) [-]
Odds are... You can't. Most teachers value their jobs over a one night stands... Especially with a minor.
#105925 to #105924 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
i'm from england, so I'm legal.

Plus, no one has to know, right?
User avatar #105926 to #105925 - gabemczombie (12/06/2013) [-]
True. I don't know, man. Seek advice from someone experienced...
User avatar #105913 - mimidevlin (12/06/2013) [-]
Hi guys. So the environmental club at my high school would like it for one of the Honda officers to visit the school and talk about their eco-friendly cars and perhaps even bring a model or two for Earth Day. I have been made in charge of this but I have no idea on how to go on about it. The club's sponsor asked me to contact them ASAP because this is one of those things that needs to be done ahead of time. plshalp. I don't know what to do.
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User avatar #106201 to #105928 - mimidevlin (12/08/2013) [-]
Do I call a local dealership? And thanks.
User avatar #105911 - roflstorm (12/06/2013) [-]
I need your help, Advice, I am at my patience's end.
Is there any way i can get motherfucking Bushpa or whatever indian tech support motherfucker to stop calling about my air duct cleaning?!
Its that same of shit!
"Hello suh, my name es Raj/Mike/George/Bushpa/shpangy/dorksucker and i am calling tu let you no about our air duct cleaning services"
I keep telling them to take me off their call list and they call MORE.
User avatar #105958 to #105911 - scapeartist (12/06/2013) [-]
If you know the name of the company they're working for, call their superior and file a complaint.
User avatar #105961 to #105958 - roflstorm (12/07/2013) [-]
Theyre outgoing.
And if i could call these nipplebags of shit, i would have 5 months, 30 days ago.
But nope.
Caller I.D don't work none, telling them to take me off the list is a no go, and they hang up almost instantly.
User avatar #105971 to #105961 - scapeartist (12/07/2013) [-]
Here's a sufgestion, contact your phone service provider and ask then to trace the call and the number. Then you could find the name of the company and follow my previous suggestion.
User avatar #105912 to #105911 - roflstorm (12/06/2013) [-]
Is there any possible way i can tell them the fuck off and they actually will?
User avatar #105918 to #105912 - unncommon (12/06/2013) [-]
Fuck with them bro
User avatar #105930 to #105918 - roflstorm (12/06/2013) [-]
Spent 40 minutes coming up with 45 ways to fuck with them.
They will be calling at 7:13 Eastern Standard
User avatar #105932 to #105930 - unncommon (12/06/2013) [-]
How do you possesses this information?
User avatar #105940 to #105932 - roflstorm (12/06/2013) [-]
Because they've been calling at this time, as well as 10:42 am and 3:26 pm, every day for the past 6 MONTHS
User avatar #105909 - redneckraider (12/06/2013) [-]
Sooo, i need some advice. What's the quickest way to get over an ex that screwed you over. I thought i was over her, it was all over and done with in September. So far, i have been perfectly fine. But here we are, December, and I'm starting to randomly think about those little things i loved about her. I can't be doing this :/ any advice would be appreciated. Thank you.
User avatar #105921 to #105909 - jagenblitz (12/06/2013) [-]
Fuck her best friend.
User avatar #105919 to #105909 - senselessness (12/06/2013) [-]
get in tight contact with other females, I don't mean intercourse or even body contact, but something like very intensive conversation. Or (like I do it) go to a good dance club, get a little drunk and find a girl grinding your dick
User avatar #105890 - cycloneclone (12/06/2013) [-]
I dont know whats going on with my internet. About half the websites don''t work and it says theres no connection and when I try to connect my Ps3 to PsN it says there a DNS Error. How do I fix this?
#105891 to #105890 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
maybe get a ps4?
#105889 - woojestonie (12/06/2013) [-]
5'4" manlet planning to buy this bike which is the ninja 650 and was wondering if I am tall enough to ride motorcycles. I dont have a motorcycle license am not experience in driving one. The seat height is 31.7 inches. So should I be able to ride it?
#105884 - fisheh (12/06/2013) [-]
Hey guys, finals week is next week. I have been studying all week but i feel like that my studying wasn't efficient. can i get some tips or advice on how to study more effectively?
User avatar #105892 to #105884 - rokkarokkaali (12/06/2013) [-]
Every time I've studied early on I got too confident and forgot everything by the time I took the test. Why not wake up an hour early the day of the test, eat a good breakfast and go over some notes?
User avatar #105897 to #105892 - fisheh (12/06/2013) [-]
i was gonna do that also, but i need to go over all my shit from this semester and the final exam is a heavy weight so that is why i am trying to study
User avatar #105885 to #105884 - awesomerninjathing (12/06/2013) [-]
what I do is study late at night and then early morning the day before the exam and usually get good grades
User avatar #105886 to #105885 - fisheh (12/06/2013) [-]
like you mean no sleep at all and study until 3 minutes before the exam. Then rush there hoping to make it on time?
User avatar #105887 to #105886 - awesomerninjathing (12/06/2013) [-]
I study for like 2-3 hours from 7 to 9 o'clock depending on how fucked I am for the exam, then play a game till midnight and sleep

Next morning the exams start at 9:45 as opposed to our regular 8:15 beginning, so I get there at the time I normally would (8:10ish) and study with friends till the exam

Anyway I'm going to sleep right now because I have a 3hour composition tomorrow lol
User avatar #105888 to #105887 - fisheh (12/06/2013) [-]
ah, sorry i figured a person was tryin to be an asshole. sorry haha
User avatar #105883 - thesmilyingdawg (12/06/2013) [-]
im thinking about street fighter poster in the future but i don't know how to say the qoute on it
to you its just a competition but to them its a ________
or to you its just a fight but to them its a _______
can anybody help me out?
#105949 to #105883 - thisasholeagain (12/06/2013) [-]
way of life?
in their being?
User avatar #105874 - spartusee (12/06/2013) [-]
I want to read the naruto manga online for free but I can't find any good websites.
User avatar #105990 to #105881 - spartusee (12/07/2013) [-]
Thank you so much.
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#105873 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
so, i am wanting to become a police officer, and i just want to know how good of my chances are at getting a job without being ex-military. anyone have an idea?
so, i am wanting to become a police officer, and i just want to know how good of my chances are at getting a job without being ex-military. anyone have an idea?
User avatar #105907 to #105873 - alstorp (12/06/2013) [-]
Buff the fuck up before the interview and training.
User avatar #105893 to #105873 - rokkarokkaali (12/06/2013) [-]
You might want to not have "I post cp" as your username.
#105894 to #105893 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
i wont be a cop right away. its gunna take a few years.
i wont be a cop right away. its gunna take a few years.
User avatar #105875 to #105873 - makotoitou (12/06/2013) [-]
Depends, did you lose your way?
User avatar #105876 to #105875 - ipostcp (12/06/2013) [-]
i dont really think so.
User avatar #105877 to #105876 - makotoitou (12/06/2013) [-]
ok das good
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User avatar #105878 to #105866 - dragondust (12/06/2013) [-]
>Level -274
>Non-troll based stance

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User avatar #105898 to #105879 - jagenblitz (12/06/2013) [-]
That is literally exactly what it implies.
User avatar #106010 to #105898 - dragontaming (12/07/2013) [-]
no it doesnt
User avatar #106019 to #106010 - jagenblitz (12/07/2013) [-]
Yes. It does.
User avatar #106020 to #106019 - dragontaming (12/07/2013) [-]
then you are extremely stupid
User avatar #106023 to #106020 - jagenblitz (12/07/2013) [-]
By all means, try to explain yourself. I'm sure it will be hilarious.
User avatar #106198 to #106023 - dragontaming (12/08/2013) [-]
yer dum

thas was faggot #pwned #getwreqed
User avatar #106242 to #106198 - jagenblitz (12/08/2013) [-]
I was disappointed.
User avatar #105871 to #105866 - awesomerninjathing (12/06/2013) [-]
as opposed to seeking help where?
#105861 - nigalthornberry (12/06/2013) [-]
So im getting this...
User avatar #105869 to #105861 - heraske ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Getting a fedora with that as well?

I love Semis. They have good resonance.
User avatar #105865 to #105861 - roliga (12/06/2013) [-]
If you take it to a party and start playing when no one asked you to I will hit you
User avatar #105946 to #105865 - nigalthornberry (12/06/2013) [-]
I play guitar in the schools band
a 60$ guitar is not working very well
User avatar #105864 to #105861 - daryldixon (12/06/2013) [-]
yes okay wow great job
User avatar #105882 to #105864 - awesomerninjathing (12/06/2013) [-]
where have you been faggotron
User avatar #106001 to #105882 - daryldixon (12/07/2013) [-]
busy with college
#105849 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Eh yo guys, just wanted to get some stuff off my chest (I'm a registered user, just went anon on this one)...

I grew up being pretty independent, my parents love me as hell, but I was pretty lonely. Had a few friends, but was never the "popular kid" as people might say; but it was aight when I was little.

It got worse though when I reached high school (we consider high school as 7th to 12th years). For the first 3 years I got picked on and somewhat bullied. It got better when I reached the 10th grade, I changed, my attitude changed; I became friendlier I guess, more open, that helped me alot. Made some friends, lost some friends; untill I finally setteled with this 3 awesome bros that I can practically call family.
#105852 to #105849 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Feeling distant and remote from everything. Can barely express any true, genuine feelings. Guess all those years of being lonely made a huge dent on my life. I missed alot and now I'm struggling to catch up. Problem is, I'm so used to it, it pains me to leave that depression behind. It now defines me as a person :|

Aigh', farewell chaps. Hope to write something happier next time...
#105851 to #105849 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
Years went by and I graduated from high school. We have draft in effect here, so I had to enlist into the military. At first I was excited, I thought it would change me for the better; specially since it was designated for combat service. Bootcamp was very hard, to the point that they had to remove me from combat duties (depression, mental instability...) and transfer me to non-combat service.

This week I celebrated my 20th birthday. Two years to go untill I finish my service. What really hit me this birthday, aside from being 20, is that I never had a girlfriend. I am now trying to change that, with ALOT of help from my friends; but dealing with the constant "Sorry, I see you as a friend" is simply fraustrating. Hey, what did I ask for? Someone in my life that I will care enough about so I'll have a true reason to wake up in the morning, other than to just "exist".
User avatar #105870 to #105851 - heraske ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
Just passed my 16th birthday. I wouldn't really say "celebrated". Felt alone myself as it was just the usual people, my parents, brother and grandma for it. No friends really offered to do anything really.

Luckily for me I've been thinking of military for some time. And fortunately, I only need 8 high school credits and be 16 before being eligible to become Infantry in my province's reserve unit. (And they won't deploy child soldiers no matter the situation, so I'm protected 'till I'm atleast 18). Just have to finish this school year and see if I can get my application processed right when school ends so I can make summer BMQ.

My parents aren't supportive for me at all, and they think Canadian Army is like the U.S Marine Corps. Sure, the U.S polidickcians think those soldiers are expendable, but in Canada, if you look up the deaths in Afghanistan, only 158 approx. since 2001. Majority of them being IED's. You've got a higher chance of being in a car crash than being blown up. In fact even when violence in Afghan was at it's highest, it was still considered safer than most jobs such as Mining, Forestry and all those nasty fatal jobs that are more dangerous and painful then a bullet to the head.

Anyhow, I've never had support for myself, let alone a girlfriend. Not to sure about you, but I just had my first kiss at around 6:30 AM when I went for my morning run. about 2 hours later she texts me saying she doesn't want to date me. (This was just 2 days ago). On top of that, I failed my fucking Road test for my drivers license and people were bugging me and asking how could I fail.

Anyhow, shitty week for me and I had suicidal thoughts while laying on the ground crying like a bitch. Sometimes you just have to look ahead and say "Fuck it, I'm fucking your shit up now". Endeavour to become the best you can.
#105920 to #105870 - anonymous (12/06/2013) [-]
OP here:
Look on the positive. You're only 16 years old. The best thing is, you don't need to deal with the weird glances people will give you if you'll tell 'em that you're a 20 year old that never had a girlfriend (actually had a pretty similliar story to your's in the female department a month ago, dated once, kissed, dumped the next day - actually THAT was my first kiss at the age of 19).

About military service: I can see why you're attracted to that option; hack that was the reason why I joined combat service (even wanted to be an officer). But you must consider this: there is no gurentee that military service will change you, unless you make it your goal to change yourself; and if you DO want to change yourself, why do you need th army?

If these 20 wasted years taught me anything; it is that you are the master of your destiny. Keep living and trying, we'll both get there bro.

As the 2nd Battalion jarheads say: "Retreat? HELL!"; great motto.
User avatar #105947 to #105920 - heraske ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
I'm joining the military because #yolo

I'm joining the military because I want to, not for any personality changes. On top of that the CAF offers nice benefits and excellent job security. The down side is Harper and how he should be booted as prime minister. No veterans seem to like him, as well with the rest of Canada and most likely the true conservatives who don't want an ass hat greedy fucker like him. (Look up his prior years, it's a foreshadow of his greediness.) Anyway, NDP had the free healthcare idea and it worked. Conservatives are just here for a balance of the economy that we all dread but it somehow benefits us. Anyhow, I want to go into the special training for infantry, specifically Mountain Warfare. Other options such as Unarmed Combat instructor or Jump Master would be pretty fucking fun as well. Don't want to sound like the seasoned CoD "vet" but I may just try a sniper course to see what it's like. (12 hours on your stomach whilst having bugs eat your asshole out doesn't sound too fun.)
#105983 to #105947 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
OP Here:
One advice for your military service - stay away from the armored corps

Other than that, good luck bro and stay safe.
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User avatar #105844 - xfortune (12/05/2013) [-]
I only need 10 results (You may need to add me as a friend)

It's just a Questionnaire on TV Adverts, I'd greatly appreciate the help
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