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User avatar #103190 - ScottP (11/15/2013) [-]
So it's been a few days after my girlfriend broke up with me and I have cried more in those few days than I have ever done in my life. However, now I just feel kinda' numb. I'm not exactly sad or happy, just numb. Like I have a feeling of being lost.

What is this?
#103228 to #103190 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2013) [-]
I find that physical exertion sort of shocks me back to reality.

Try running, or working out, or playing football, or boxing. Anything physically engaging.
User avatar #103203 to #103190 - unncommon (11/15/2013) [-]
Lol, you're about to get the shit beat out of you with emotions is what that means...so be ready for that.
Uhh, you can combat this by hanging out with friends and keeping busy. Like, go and do something productive like build a tree-house or go fishing. Hell, do it with your friends!
I feel for you bro, I really do. I'm here if you ever need someone to talk to, but you'll pull through it eventually. Just recognize that she's not gods gift to man, she's just a human being and not a very compatible one at that.
Don't hold onto hope either, that'll just drag you back even further.
User avatar #103234 to #103203 - ScottP (11/16/2013) [-]
I know I shouldn't hope, but it's hard to control that little crevice in the back of my mind. Every once in a while I'll wake up and I'll hope that it was all a bad dream.
#103286 to #103234 - unncommon (11/16/2013) [-]
That'll happen bro.
Stay away from her. Don't look at her Facebook, don't look at you guys texts, don't look at her picture. If she was right for you then you'd be together, but you're not. So there's someone out there for you that's even better than that skank is. If I can get through it then you can.
User avatar #103196 to #103190 - oborawatabinost (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm going through a really tough breakup right now, too. Message me if you want.
User avatar #103195 to #103190 - loveyameanish (11/15/2013) [-]
You're just moving through the stages. People go through crazy things after break ups, especially if you were together a long time. Intense grief was first, now numbness and feeling lost. You'll probably be either extremely angry or trying hard to get her back next. Don't worry, it's normal. You'll eventually accept it and begin to move on and heal.
#103194 to #103190 - crimsonpanda (11/15/2013) [-]
Maybe you're slowly becoming an insane killer.
I once had this friend who did the same thing. She murdered 5 people.
User avatar #103188 - nabbit (11/15/2013) [-]
So, earlier this morning I was walking to my bus stop (which is at a 4 way intersection) for school, and as I was walking and a red pickup truck coming on the opposite road of me came down and ran a stop sign, resulting in a white van slamming into the back wheels of the pickup truck and causing it to flip twice hit a tree and a neighbors car when he landed in the yard. All this happened maybe about 15 feet away from me. I ran to see if the guy in the pickup truck was alright and he was, surprisingly despite flipping over multiple times, I dialed 911 afterwards and was on the phone with the police explaining the situation which resulted in me missing my bus. Neighbors all gathered around to see what had happened along with my mom who freaked out a bit. I was fine and didn't thing much of myself when it happened as I didn't get hurt by flying debris or the cars themselves or anything but afterwards when neighbors one after another asking me my place in what had happened and them telling me how I was lucky, that's when it got to me, and then after thinking about it more and more about it and what had happened, I started feeling sick and my heart felt heavy. So I went to bed and now I'm here asking you guys for suggestions.
#103237 to #103188 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2013) [-]
What that guy said. It's the adrenaline wearing off. You were in a stressful situation, and now you feel sick. Perfectly normal reaction. Give it some time, and talk about it if you feel like it.
User avatar #103193 to #103188 - loveyameanish (11/15/2013) [-]
It's probably just that after the adrenaline of everything wore off, you realised what a huge deal it was to see an accident like that, and that you could have just as easily been hurt in it. A little shock is probably settling in.

It can be a traumatic thing to see something like that, so give yourself a while to recover, see how you do. If that doesn't help, try talking it out with someone. Depending on your sensitivity to these kind of things, you might have a harder time dealing with what you've seen than others, and you might need a little help in doing so. PTSD is also a possibility, albeit unlikely, so keep an eye out for that kind of thing. I really think talking about it is the key here.
User avatar #103183 - ballisticmasacre (11/15/2013) [-]
So I just found out that a friend of mine is starting to get addicted to Heroin, and I wan't to be able to help her get away from it. She's already addicted to Xanax, and does Molly and Ecstasy weekly. I'm not one to judge on the whole Molly and Ex part since I too have done them, but Heroin is a completely different story. I want to help her, but I just don't know what to do.
#103238 to #103183 - Womens Study Major (11/16/2013) [-]
Would you rather a friend lives, and they hate you?
Or let a friend to die, and you hate yourself?
User avatar #103198 to #103183 - loveyameanish (11/15/2013) [-]
Unfortunately, you can't do anything unless she wants to be helped. Forcing her before she's ready to give it up will only result in relapse, and probably resentment towards you.

Not the same thing, but same principle - My dad was an alcoholic for years. My mother didn't really realise it was a problem until after my sister and I were born. She tried everything to get him to stop, begged, forcefully took all alcohol away from him, locked him up, you name it. But he always found ways to get it. An addict always will.

Eventually she was just told by his doctor that it was just wasted effort, nothing would help until he wanted to be helped, and even then it'd be a struggle. In the end, she woke up in the middle of the night and found him shaking and in cold sweats, begging to be helped, she said it was music to her ears.

SO, basically, all you can do is try to help her get to a place where she wants to be helped.
User avatar #103192 to #103183 - roliga (11/15/2013) [-]
>Heroin is a completely different story

lol
User avatar #103189 to #103183 - sauditwo (11/15/2013) [-]
there's a medicine that makes you vomit
put it in all her drinks and food
hopefully she will think that it's the drugs
or if that doesn't work
call the police
rather alive and in jail than dead
User avatar #103184 to #103183 - stiltsformidgets (11/15/2013) [-]
Maybe tell her parents? My friend was addicted when he was 15 and his mother locked him in his room for 2 months forcing him to go cold turkey, hasn't touched the stuff since.
User avatar #103185 to #103184 - ballisticmasacre (11/15/2013) [-]
She's 18, her mom won't do anything because she's worried that if she does, then she will run off.
User avatar #103186 to #103185 - stiltsformidgets (11/15/2013) [-]
She can't run off if she takes her by force and locks her up. I know it sounds harsh, but it only takes 2 years or less of heroin abuse to kill someone so time is precious.
She sounds like a very stupid girl, someone has to make a decision for her.
User avatar #103181 - thekillerwalrus (11/15/2013) [-]
What is the difference between an Associates of Applied Science and Associates of Science? I'm going into Computer Science but I'm not sure which one is better.
User avatar #103214 to #103181 - advicedude ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Applied science.
User avatar #103222 to #103214 - thekillerwalrus (11/15/2013) [-]
Good, thank you. That is what I'm doing already. You know what the difference is by any chance?
User avatar #103272 to #103222 - advicedude ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
Science is like physics or chem. Applied is like practical stuff. Engineering, computing.
User avatar #103367 to #103272 - thekillerwalrus (11/16/2013) [-]
Than you for the help
User avatar #103182 to #103181 - thekillerwalrus (11/15/2013) [-]
Dumb dark text, What is the difference between an Associates of Applied Science and Associates of Science? I'm going into Computer Science but I'm not sure which one is better.
#103179 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2013) [-]
For you guys out there who spam the Youtube comments with Bob and him declaring war on google+. Just an advice instead of everybody using the new system that we all hate how about we all simply just dont use the system. Unlink the accounts and just stop using the commenting system alltogether. (Go to the googl+ account click remove and in the text there should be the Word unlink as a link. Klick it and you can unlink the accounts.)
User avatar #103178 - rheago (11/15/2013) [-]
Guys is there someone here who can understands morse code?
If so could you please translate this site for me?

www.thesurvivor2299.com/
It's from fallout (I think)
User avatar #103239 to #103178 - pringlez (11/16/2013) [-]
12.11.1311.12.13

That's according to the Android app Morse Code Reader by Jacek Fedorynski.
User avatar #103215 to #103178 - advicedude ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Use this
User avatar #103175 - onefuckingskurut (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey guys! I´d like to ask... How big risk it is to install never graphics drivers? Specifically oneGL 2.1?
User avatar #103174 - sauditwo (11/15/2013) [-]
how do you add the subtitles to the video?
User avatar #103208 to #103174 - alphajunk (11/15/2013) [-]
....What program are you using?
User avatar #103173 - dimthemace (11/15/2013) [-]
guys what if admin removed the ban so we can actually learn how to deal with trolls?
#103168 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2013) [-]
I go to give girl the D. She no like the D. She only want the V. Her dino name is licksalotopuss. How do I make her want the D?
User avatar #103217 to #103168 - advicedude ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
What are you. 8?
User avatar #103160 - tittentei (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey guys. Will the body store fat if you eat only proteins and carbs? I.e. if you need 2700 calories a day, and you eat 6300 calories of only proteins and carbs, will the body store some of that energy, or can it only store fat?
User avatar #103218 to #103160 - advicedude ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Just don't eat over your RCI
User avatar #103219 to #103218 - tittentei (11/15/2013) [-]
what is RCI?
User avatar #103220 to #103219 - advicedude ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
recommended caloric intake.
User avatar #103221 to #103220 - tittentei (11/15/2013) [-]
i ate 3200 on monday

im just counting for a week to check how much im gonna cut with for the summa cut
User avatar #103271 to #103221 - advicedude ONLINE (11/16/2013) [-]
just do normal routine. workout before breakfast, and eat 1800-2000 cal a day.
User avatar #103287 to #103271 - tittentei (11/16/2013) [-]
but i need more i need like 2.6k calories for maintenance without training and i hear rumors that my base metabolic rate is 2.2k

idk man

this calorie calculator scoobysworkshop.com/calorie-calculator/

says i need 3788 calories to maintain weight

i didnt even eat that much in average while i was bulking up to 95kg

is this caluclator faulty?
User avatar #103423 to #103287 - advicedude ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
It's not faulty, just overgeneralized. If you want to lose weight 18-20 hundred range, If you want to bulk up, 23-27 hundred range with protein
User avatar #103176 to #103160 - aherorising (11/15/2013) [-]
fat is basically a form of "long term" energy, which releases ATP when broken down by the body. However, the body will only break down fat if it has too little energy available, which is often the case when fitnessing or any sport. you can eat any (reasonable) amount of calories as long as you burn them off and such.
#103159 - rambomanthree (11/15/2013) [-]
ok so i've been thinking about quitting my job

I work about 8 to 11 hours a day, minumum wage.
often times they work me until 10pm and make me get up and come in at 5am but i have to get up at 3am to get ready and go there because i live a little bit away
on average i make about 150 dollars a week but around 60 or 70 of it goes into gas money.

They keep talking about me like i am shitty worker, and i know it because yesterday my boss was like "you're still within your 90 days before the uninion protects you right? yeah i would recomend you speed up pal"
my coworkers are jerks too, this girl filed a false report on me and keeps trying to get me fired, i reported her back and my boss was like "she is one of our best workers"
You never get weekends of, ever... or holidays.. only cashiers get xmas off.. even though the store is closed then.. stock still has to work.
i got locked in a meat freezer yesterday and it sucks ass...

On the other hand.. My mom threatens to kick me out if i do not have a job.. i am 18 so she can if she wants. i dont make enough to live on my own.
what i get of my paycheck is nice, the half i keep has to go into lunch money though.
and i live in michigan, which has a high unemployment rate.. and i have been told all other jobs are no different or are worse

so my question is, should i quit my job and look into going to school? i would do both but i cant because they expect you to work almost all of the time. I know i am a lazy shit because i want a day or two off.. i know... but it drives me crazy i know most people out there have to work 24/7 and they get like one day off a year.. i know i am very ungreatful but still

What do you think i should do?
halp pls
User avatar #103177 to #103159 - onefuckingskurut (11/15/2013) [-]
I never ever had part-time job but I can maybe contribue...

My teacher knew one adult who also worked at meat freezer in the shopping centre. The changes of air temperature, especially in summer. It broke her health.

I cant really tell what you should do..

I, for the instance may not have a job jet but I have serious case of scoliosis. Now its much better but I had to fight it almost 3 years now. I can still keep my grades very good and I am still able to make progress with my back. I am not just studying for the exams for trying to actually store the knowledge I hear at school.. Though, I hardly ever get to do my favorite sports..

I won´t lie, my life quality is pretty low and I often have bad days too...

its up to you to decide what to do. I hope you manage...
User avatar #103167 to #103159 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/15/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go to college unless I knew exactly what I wanted to do for a living. Don't throw a ton of money into a college degree when you aren't sure where you are going to go with it.

As for the current job you have, I've been there. I spent about 40 dollars to drive to work. It sucks ass. Honestly, if you get a job that is close by, take it. It's not like they will pay you less because you already make minimum wage. If you get less hours, it probably wont matter since you spend less on gas, plus you can spend time figuring out what you want to do with your life.
User avatar #103166 to #103159 - skydiving (11/15/2013) [-]
Find another job and then quit when you're in the green. If you can't find another job, work through it. It's much worse to be homeless than have a shitty job.
#103158 - chewythewolftwo (11/15/2013) [-]
Hey guys. Some people were clammoring for an Automotive Board, and for the time being, I started one.   
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/chewythewolftwo/4885457/Automotive+Thread/   
I don't want to look like a dick for advertising it, and this will be the only time I do so, but if we can get enough traffic, we can make this in to a real thing, but I need your help! If you've got automotive interests, or even if you know nothing about vehicles and need advice/have a question, come here!    
   
Thank you for your time, and hopefully I'll see you/your rides there soon.   
INB4
Hey guys. Some people were clammoring for an Automotive Board, and for the time being, I started one.
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/chewythewolftwo/4885457/Automotive+Thread/
I don't want to look like a dick for advertising it, and this will be the only time I do so, but if we can get enough traffic, we can make this in to a real thing, but I need your help! If you've got automotive interests, or even if you know nothing about vehicles and need advice/have a question, come here!

Thank you for your time, and hopefully I'll see you/your rides there soon.
INB4
#103157 - unncommon (11/15/2013) [-]
Anyone have that picture where it's a white colonial looking dude with a book and it says something like "It's a good day to be white."   
Here, take this as payment.
Anyone have that picture where it's a white colonial looking dude with a book and it says something like "It's a good day to be white."
Here, take this as payment.
User avatar #103155 - british (11/15/2013) [-]
quick, where do i find that gary oak greentext where the dudes dressing up as charmander and gary pops out and chooses squirtle i cant fucking find it
User avatar #103207 to #103163 - british (11/15/2013) [-]
awesome
#103152 - Womens Study Major (11/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #103143 - soulkiller ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
Does someone have the reaction pic, where a guy dries his sweat off himself with a towel and he uses multiple hands?
User avatar #103164 to #103143 - alphajunk (11/15/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/reaction-images/

COME ON PEOPLE
it really isn't that hard.
#103134 - pwnsomelink (11/15/2013) [-]
Problems with my cats?

I have three spayed female cats that live outside. Two of them have lived with us for about three years, the other has has been here for about six or seven months. All of them are strays who we kept. My neighborhood's not busy, but sometimes younger people like to ride their four-wheelers fast down the road. My cats like to go in the middle of the road and just sit there. Also, we have had complaints from neighbors that my cats kill birds and leave them on their porches. ALSO, dogs who like to attack cats run around everywhere.

I'd like them to just stop going across the road. Keeping them inside isn't an option, I'm 14 and live with my parents and my dad doesn't like cats. I'm just really worried about them getting hurt.

Pic related, her name is Kitty-Kitty
User avatar #103180 to #103134 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (11/15/2013) [-]
quite the creative name you gave her
User avatar #103202 to #103180 - pwnsomelink (11/15/2013) [-]
I know thank you
User avatar #103135 to #103134 - stiltsformidgets (11/15/2013) [-]
I've owned outdoor cats for years and if they don't get hit by a car or mauled in their first couple of weeks out , then they're not stupid enough to get killed. Especially being strays they're more used to problems like that.
User avatar #103136 to #103135 - pwnsomelink (11/15/2013) [-]
It's not just that though. There are people ho have guns and will shoot animals here, and people have already had complaints.
User avatar #103139 to #103136 - countrystrong (11/15/2013) [-]
How old are they?
User avatar #103153 to #103139 - pwnsomelink (11/15/2013) [-]
Two are around four, the other is a little less than two.
User avatar #103154 to #103153 - countrystrong (11/15/2013) [-]
Hmm... I was gonna say, if they were younger, then they can be trained to stay within your yard.
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User avatar #103161 to #103130 - alphajunk (11/15/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/reaction-images/
Wrong board...
Next time, could you try posting here.
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User avatar #103127 - spartusee ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
I took the PSAT about a month ago, (10th grade) and am pretty sure I bombed at least half the math and positive I aced everything else. I have an A in my algebra 2 class and took geometry last year, how did I not know this stuff?
User avatar #103129 to #103127 - JustForTheLulz (11/15/2013) [-]
The SAT isn't like most other tests. Tests teachers make up are based specifically on what you've been taught in class or given as notes, and standardized tests can often be completed with cookie cutter test taking tactics. The SAT intentionally tries to trick you and is set up so that only those who are prepared will do well. If your school offers any SAT prep courses, I highly recommend taking them. Don't feel like an idiot for taking a prep course, it's worth it in the end.
User avatar #103149 to #103129 - spartusee ONLINE (11/15/2013) [-]
What did you get on yours? If you don't me asking.
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