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User avatar #99172 - lobselvith (10/12/2013) [-]
My boyfriend is kind of clingy, that much I don't mind.

He tends to be a little too affectionate with me in public. Kissing, cuddling, ect. I've tried to get it across to him that it's not socially acceptable to do those kinds of things in public, but he doesn't really get it and thinks that it's perfectly acceptable because other couple do it. I don't want to be that couple. Wat do?
User avatar #99209 to #99172 - roliga (10/12/2013) [-]
Castration is a viable option
User avatar #99194 to #99172 - alphabethsoop (10/12/2013) [-]
Just tell him you need your space in public and that you don't feel comfortable showing the world that you are together like that.
User avatar #99180 to #99172 - thephoenix (10/12/2013) [-]
who says it's not socially acceptable, fuck society. have you ever considered the perspective that he's proud to have you and he shows this in public, sounds like you've got a good one, most girls would complain that he doesn't show them enough affection, especially in public
User avatar #99182 to #99180 - lobselvith (10/12/2013) [-]
I know that that kind of thing is generally frowned on though. I just don't want to make other people feel uncomfortable.
User avatar #99263 to #99182 - gggman (10/13/2013) [-]
the guy below me is right, you could also just meet your BF in the middle, let him cuddle a little her and there maybe a kiss here and there quick, but if its too much let him know you'll want him to stop
User avatar #99184 to #99182 - thephoenix (10/12/2013) [-]
Fuck other people, the church frowns upon your whole damn relationship, do you care? do what makes you happy, people may act uncomfortable, but in reality it's jealousy that they don't have such a partner
User avatar #99176 to #99172 - benjamino (10/12/2013) [-]
Tell him to back the fuck off and respect your wishes, if he thinks your actually angry with him over it he'll back off.
User avatar #99162 - downhillGuy (10/12/2013) [-]
Hey everyone. My computer just broke. I need a new laptop for gaming / desktop replacement for under 2000 pounds. any suggestions?
User avatar #99224 to #99162 - thesmilyingdawg (10/13/2013) [-]
look in this and look at the reviews and if its something you want then buy it

www.amazon.com/s/ref=sr_nr_n_0?rh=n%3A172282%2Cn%3

User avatar #99191 to #99162 - derpityhurr (10/12/2013) [-]
you should look on and newegg.com, they probably have the best deals on pre-built computers
User avatar #99183 to #99162 - thephoenix (10/12/2013) [-]
under 2000? fucking easy, you can get loads for under 2000 that are still totally bithing PC's
#99158 - baconbonanza (10/12/2013) [-]
can anyone tell me any good rpg's i can download?
User avatar #99186 to #99158 - thephoenix (10/12/2013) [-]
Day Z
User avatar #99159 to #99158 - teoberry (10/12/2013) [-]
Ask games board.
User avatar #99157 - goldendarkness **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
you wonderers are strange because you know every bike has his own seat and you know what that means your hole goes up and down well that are some pancakes for the person riding in your back also get me always sooo thirsty and than i try to go with my tongue in there wheel but it hurts when u actually touche it still feels right somehow :/
#99148 - unncommon (10/12/2013) [-]
So I'm still over at my best friends house, but he left this morning to go mountain biking.
And his family is here.
I wonder if he has pancakes.
User avatar #99150 to #99148 - unncommon (10/12/2013) [-]
Lol, nevermind. I went out there and they made me Frosted Flakes.
User avatar #99147 - midnightglass (10/12/2013) [-]
this isn't a big deal but more confuse then anything .. what do you do when you want to play a game and use your gamer tag you have had for a long time but when you register it, its already taken ?
User avatar #99188 to #99147 - thephoenix (10/12/2013) [-]
1. lay down
2. try not to cry
3. cry abut srsly you just gotta try variations of it with numbers and/or letters (eg. anonXV or anon98 etc.) but other than that just try for a new one
i have this feel often
User avatar #99121 - severepwner ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Sexual advice.
So I was masturbating for a while, probably like 40 minutes. And I hadn't ejaculated yet. Eventually I decided to ejaculate, and when I did, by testicles and stomach area began hurting and still hurt.

Can I get some information on this? Google isn't helping.
User avatar #99153 to #99121 - gabemczombie (10/12/2013) [-]
It's happend to me too, nothing serious... I hope
User avatar #99134 to #99121 - gorilladinn (10/12/2013) [-]
How do you fap for 40 mins straight? you must be quite a distracted person
User avatar #99137 to #99134 - severepwner ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I couldn't decide what to ejaculate I'm very selective, and when I did, yeah.
User avatar #99112 - nigalthornberry (10/12/2013) [-]
Sorry about posting this twice but I only got one real response before but what do you guys think of my voice any potential for singing narrating or radio
vocaroo.com/i/s00EOSFdduNL
User avatar #99100 - bladebites (10/12/2013) [-]
My computer is stuck in safe mode with networking for a while.
I need to Download Paint Tool Sai as quickly as possible, I need it for a project.
Will SAI work in safe mode?
User avatar #99098 - ishallsmiteyou (10/12/2013) [-]
quick computer question: in vista is it possible to split the audio? like have one program going through headphones and another going through the speakers?
#99095 - asdfghjklzx (10/11/2013) [-]
Where can I watch movies online? I'm in the mood for some movies.
User avatar #99215 to #99095 - cunttoaster (10/12/2013) [-]
Netflix
User avatar #99096 to #99095 - thesmilyingdawg (10/11/2013) [-]
letmewatchthis
User avatar #99093 - rokkarokkaali (10/11/2013) [-]
I need motivation to do some work for class. I really don't have the urge to do anything but go on the computer when I get home. What can I do to convince myself to fucking do it?
User avatar #99097 to #99093 - austoboyko (10/12/2013) [-]
Youtube 'Etthehiphoppreacher' or Edward thomas motivational speech. hes great
User avatar #99090 - gabemczombie (10/11/2013) [-]
How do i know when a girl is ready to recieve the D? I don't want to rush her or anything. I want us both to actually WANT to fuck each other's brains out.
User avatar #99099 to #99090 - bladebites (10/12/2013) [-]
If she wants to "fuck your brains out", you'll know.
The only real way to know if she wants to fuck is to offer, dude. Can't read her mind.
User avatar #99091 to #99090 - awesomerninjathing (10/11/2013) [-]
considering you're in 7th grade because of that math question, you should probably wait a few years
User avatar #99155 to #99091 - gabemczombie (10/12/2013) [-]
I just re-read my post... I'm sorry for making you read that
User avatar #99141 to #99091 - gabemczombie (10/12/2013) [-]
Ha...Ha Nevermind i asked then. I should really stop asking about these things here
User avatar #99082 - bobblobbob (10/11/2013) [-]
What is "idle" for a graphics card
User avatar #99086 to #99082 - derpityhurr (10/11/2013) [-]
when its not doing anything; if you have a program that shows the load on your graphics card, idle would be when its around 0%
User avatar #99213 to #99086 - bobblobbob (10/12/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #99084 to #99082 - syrenthra (10/11/2013) [-]
you mean ideal?
User avatar #99075 - gabemczombie (10/11/2013) [-]
Hello Advice board! I need help with a math issue.
What is 5x- 9=3x and why?
User avatar #99088 to #99075 - awesomerninjathing (10/11/2013) [-]
this is some grade 7 math shit dawg
User avatar #99089 to #99088 - gabemczombie (10/11/2013) [-]
No need of insults
#99080 to #99075 - spritza (10/11/2013) [-]
5x-9=3x
-9=-2x
9/2=x
the negatives cancel out.
the lad below me is very right.
User avatar #99087 to #99080 - gabemczombie (10/11/2013) [-]
Yeah i know
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User avatar #99077 to #99076 - gabemczombie (10/11/2013) [-]
And how did you come up with that?
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User avatar #99079 to #99078 - gabemczombie (10/11/2013) [-]
This.... I wonder what i did wrong... Thanks anyway man!
User avatar #99073 - unncommon (10/11/2013) [-]
Some...Times in our lives.
We all have pain.
We all have sooooorrow.
But...if we are wise.
We know that there's...
...always tomooooorrow.
User avatar #99074 to #99073 - unncommon (10/11/2013) [-]
Lean on me!
When you're not strong!
I'll be your friend.
I'll help you carrrry-on!
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User avatar #99058 - mondominiman (10/11/2013) [-]
I have a question for a job interview. How would you go about telling the employer you were fired because you never called into work. I have a interview coming up and am curious how to get around that question if they ask why I left my last job.
User avatar #99122 to #99058 - gorilladinn (10/12/2013) [-]
Why did you even put anything about that job on the application if you had problems with that job
User avatar #99124 to #99122 - mondominiman (10/12/2013) [-]
I haven't had many jobs that can kind of relate to that position in the past.
#99081 to #99058 - spritza (10/11/2013) [-]
I faced this before. FUCKING LIE.
Odds are if you are asking about an interview, you're not very professional.
So you're still a kid.
So you're going for a 7.25/h-8.50/h job.
Just lie.
They wont actually call your past employer.
BUT. If they do call, your past employer may not even remember you. I saw my old boss (I quit cause i moved) at starbucks and he had NO IDEA who i was. Literally had left the job 3 weeks before hand.
User avatar #99083 to #99081 - mondominiman (10/11/2013) [-]
I was thinking about lying first just say that I had lost my phone somewhere or it was stolen. While I am still young I'm not really a kid, the position is for a network analyst where the pay is around $20/hr, my last job wasn't to far off and in the same field just slightly lower pay. Maybe they won't call the last employer seeing as I don't remember their phone number.
User avatar #99101 to #99083 - bladebites (10/12/2013) [-]
tiredofannon is right. Chances are you won't be the only one going for the job, and they're way less likely to take you over the others if you're the one with phone issues.
User avatar #99102 to #99101 - mondominiman (10/12/2013) [-]
I could mention that I've since resolved the problem by buying or replacing the phone.
User avatar #99103 to #99102 - bladebites (10/12/2013) [-]
That's a tricky road to go down, but it could work.
#99072 to #99058 - tiredofannon (10/11/2013) [-]
nigalthornberry's advice will blow up in your face. Most employers will not want to deal with your phone issues and admitting them will more or less get you rejected as soon as the interview is over.

If it was a long time ago, admit your mistake and talk about how much more responsible you are now verses then. If it was only a few weeks ago, you're boned because they'll call and ask.
User avatar #99061 to #99058 - nigalthornberry (10/11/2013) [-]
Tell him that it was because you didn't have a proper phone and ask if there is another way of calling in sick like email or having a co worker say
User avatar #99065 to #99061 - mondominiman (10/11/2013) [-]
Smashing advice
#99057 - yoyoyoheyheyhey (10/11/2013) [-]
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#99056 - JHDog (10/11/2013) [-]
does anyone know where I can download solutions to text books, I have HW due tomorrow and I want to make sure i get it right. if you can give me the specific one I need, that'd be even better!

An Introduction to Analysis second edition Gerald G. Bilodeau
ISBN 978-0-7637-7492-9
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