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#165367 - badsamaritan
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Im depressed. My cousin of whom i play video games with has taken up the feminazi side. We binge games together all the time and now my cousin is refusing to play games with me due to being " a horrible person". My hearts broken FJ. Ive got school work due tomorrow and i cant focus. Ill go take some ritalin.
Im depressed. My cousin of whom i play video games with has taken up the feminazi side. We binge games together all the time and now my cousin is refusing to play games with me due to being " a horrible person". My hearts broken FJ. Ive got school work due tomorrow and i cant focus. Ill go take some ritalin.
#165391 to #165367 - dehumanizer
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(12/05/2014) [-]
find better friends and put your cousin in a gas chamber
#165370 to #165367 - sadpandaissad
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(12/05/2014) [-]
People can take pretty aggressive changes through life.there are all sorts of reasons as to why. what matters is you aren't the reason. people can be very easily lost in life. emotionally, physically, anything that makes it hard to be comfortable with yourself. as we grow we strive to seek the pointless association of identity. people lose track of what matters, about the good times they can have with the good people around them during this short time in life. We don't all agree with each other but we can certainly respect the ones close to us. In our nature we treat what is different as a threat. what I'm trying to say is that you have done nothing wrong, there is no innocence and there are no judges. You are being denied respect because you have been failed by your cousins ability to respect you for your choices as your own person. It is only something to hope for that she comes to a sense of understanding that difference is not always danger,and that it is vital to the existence of life.
#165366 - thumbsdenied
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(12/05/2014) [-]
my food heating appliances smell like burning plastic. oven, microwave, the toaster very much, and the stove alittle

just moved into my apartment, everything is absolutely new, is it natural for them to smell like that?
#165403 to #165366 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, yes.
It's all new appliances. If it's actually burning plastic, the I'd be worried.
#165404 to #165403 - thumbsdenied
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(12/05/2014) [-]
ol'righty thank yas, the smell will go away at some point i quess
#165356 - gabsmatags
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(12/05/2014) [-]
My boyfriend left the state on the first to spend time with family and make some money doing projects with his dad. He comes back on the 18th, I'll be picking him up at the airport. I want to surprise him and show him how much I've missed him and shit. Any ideas? Sex stuff is a given, I was also thinking of showing up in a dress (I hate wearing them so I never do, but he loves the sight so I figured it would be a nice treat for him).
#165368 to #165356 - badsamaritan
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(12/05/2014) [-]
A copy of next gen GTAV should do it
#165435 to #165368 - gabsmatags
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(12/06/2014) [-]
He doesn't play video games often and he already has GTA V
#165365 to #165356 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/05/2014) [-]
threesome
#165434 to #165365 - gabsmatags
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(12/06/2014) [-]
lol
#165436 to #165434 - awesomerninjathing
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(12/06/2014) [-]
hows that funny
#165437 to #165436 - gabsmatags
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(12/06/2014) [-]
As weird as it sounds, I'm not sure he'd be comfortable with it. Also, there's no way I of all people would be able to find a casual sex partner. It's quite laughable, really.
#165364 to #165356 - gabsmatags
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Also, I suck at cooking and being sexy so nothing of that nature plz.
#165351 - comandante
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(12/05/2014) [-]
SCHOOL ADVICE. Well, nothing major, but i planned to take at least 12 credits this semester, but i ended up only signing up for 6. two other classes are waitlisted for me. If i don't get in the class, what should i do? This is going to set me back a bit. Although there are barely any classes for my b.s during spring, idk if that is an excuse.
#165374 to #165351 - codyxvasco
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I think summer courses are a thing to get you caught up. Is that feasible?
#165350 - areo0420
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I feel like sharing something with you guys, just because I need to get it out.

My father has been having "blackouts" for years now. The type and severity have varied over that time, hence the quotations. Most of the time, it's like the lights are on and nobody's home. The docs have a pretty good idea what it is now, and I don't really know what to do... They're saying PTSD is causing him to have psychotic breaks.

A little background. My family was in Oklahoma City in 1995 when the Murrah building was bombed On my birthday, I might add... but that's beside the point . My dad was going to a meeting nearby when the bomb went off, and he spent around 18 hours there helping to look for bodies. He doesn't talk about it much, but what he has told me has been... well I can't find the words to describe it. The docs are thinking that's the source of his PTSD.

In 1997 my father had a heart attack that nearly killed him. He actually was dead for 10 minutes. The docs had given up on him, and a priest was giving him his last rights when he woke up.

Two years later, my mother left us without saying anything. Didn't want anything to do with us anymore. My dad had to work double shifts to keep food on the table.

Yet, despite hell he's been through he has always been a good father to me and my siblings. A weaker man would have turned to alcohol, or domestic abuse. He never complained. Not once, about a damn thing.

But I just never realized how much of my father I didn't see. How much he hid from us to raise us right. And seeing how my step-siblings treat him... I've never been an angry person FJ, but I can't help wanting to beat the shit out of those brats who drain his pockets with they're new I-phones every year and complain that they have to do chores.

I don't know where I was going with this, but I figure a little catharsis is good for the soul, right?
#165379 to #165350 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
damn. take your step-siblings aside, tell them whats up. what kind of things do they do might i may ask? How old are they?
he sounds like he's been through hell and back and he dosn't deserve whatever they're puting him through.
#165373 to #165350 - codyxvasco
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I learned today that most PTSD victims will have a gentle decline in sanity. For some, it's a drop off a cliff. But for those who get treatment they can overcome any mental or physical issues that PTSD causes. So there's that.

Looks like your step-siblings need a reality check.
#165352 to #165350 - laky
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(12/05/2014) [-]
touching tale man
#165344 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I need someone to talk to. I feel like shit.
#165380 to #165344 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
What's on your mind.
#165413 to #165380 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I just feel empty
#165416 to #165413 - kusahl
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(12/05/2014) [-]
have you slept properly? eaten recently? it wont make you feel fine but it will help you feel a little better.
take a shower, put on fresh clothes, go for a walk.
listen to your favorite music or watch a movie you know you like.
treat yourself to something sweet
#165338 - zaxzwim
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(12/05/2014) [-]
kinda story time.
i graduated around 2 weeks ago (yay me) and we have the afterparty and everyone got drunk (except for a few who either don't or were driving us all the next day back home) and everyone get super stupid and loud or sad. Many people in my class have been drunk a fair few times and i'm pretty sure everyone has drunk at least once but it was my second time where i have more than just a taste and i can handle over 9 standard drinks and still function perfectly normal just being a little less aware of where my arms reach if i go to do something. why is this, some of the other guys who are larger than me can only handle one or 2 before they are out of it but i can handle a tonne, why?
#165418 to #165338 - kusahl
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(12/05/2014) [-]
it could be alcohol+graduation buzz, not necesarily just the alcohol
i don't drink but after the whole shebang of graduating was over i felt dizzy and felt like crying for like 3 days. its an emotionally straining time.
#165387 to #165338 - dudeheit
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Maybe they didn't eat much before?
#165388 to #165387 - zaxzwim
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(12/05/2014) [-]
everyone had a fair bit to eat plus my friend (who was hosting) had continued to put out a new plate of nachos ever 10 minutes or so and they would disappear really fast
#165381 to #165338 - fladen
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(12/05/2014) [-]
what exactly were you guys drinking??
#165382 to #165381 - zaxzwim
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(12/05/2014) [-]
there were tequila shots, some vodka jello shots. Some of the other guys were drinking things such as great northern and pure blonde and some of the girls were drinking some blue stuff and other drinks that tasted more like softdrink, i was drinking pretty much whatever i could scab off people
#165383 to #165382 - fladen
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(12/05/2014) [-]
hmm. weell thats slightly the problem. maybe some dudes only had 4 drinks but its like sailor jerrys. which is a looot stronger than 4 drinks of disarono. they could also have pre gammed super hard beforehanf and then were thrashed and only had 2 drinks cause they were alreeady smashed. but you never know. they probably cant drink lol

there are people who cant handle alcohol/liquor and best way to find out is to drink with them and match them. if theyre mest up and youre not even close you know then that theyre in fact lightweights.
#165384 to #165383 - zaxzwim
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(12/05/2014) [-]
well all bottled and caned drinks that night were between 1.0 and 1.5 standard drinks and we had graduation for around 4 hours before hand and no one was drinking there
#165385 to #165384 - fladen
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(12/05/2014) [-]
well there goes that assumption. idk i feel its just the average. many people just cant really drink that much. im not a heavyweight but i can drink a good amount which surprises people cause im tall and skinny bu i have a theory i think people who are big ad in workout alot with like creatine and protein shit all that it fucks with them in the sense they deink alcohol and their bodies are so use to breaking down all that shit that they just get super drunk off it super fast but who knows. just be glad you can outdrink them itll only get better
#165386 to #165385 - zaxzwim
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(12/05/2014) [-]
so is 9 or so a lot? that's only like 3 liters or so over around 3 hours or so
#165337 - imashitbricks
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(12/05/2014) [-]
One of my professors just gave us an assignment to highlight certain phrases and words, except all it says is things like "The 106th word of the 7th chapter" and things like that. Anyone know of a program were I can just copy/paste things in and type what word I want to go to? (Like I type 106 and It'll bring me to the 106th word) plz and thank you
#165339 to #165337 - sineztro
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(12/05/2014) [-]
do you have microsoft word?
#165340 to #165339 - imashitbricks
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Yes. 2003 version though
#165341 to #165340 - sineztro
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I liked that one is the assignment digital?
#165342 to #165341 - imashitbricks
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I have to write down the words/phrases but the material is online, yes.
#165343 to #165342 - sineztro
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(12/05/2014) [-]
if you can copy then paste the whole thing onto word then scroll and then do word count for highleted area then boom find your word
#165331 - deathsn
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Hello Funnyjunk.
My college semester is about to end, which means I had plenty of time to scout the girls around and I found one that I find really attractive. I don't know her and I heard her voice only once, which I would describe as an angel choir, all I know is that she's majoring in architecture.
I'm good looking, I have a nice self esteem and all that but I just can't get myself to look for her and talk, I tell myself I just need a good opportunity but I wanna talk to her before we go on vacations even if this perfect opportunity doesn't come.
I just had to tell someone, any comments, related stories and whatever else you could share is welcome.
#165346 to #165331 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
little late for talking. you wanna get a girl you gotta get her near immediately as soon as the semester starts. if you wait too long all the good ones are taken.

but if you must, say hi, you have a lovely voice, would you like to have lunch with me today, yada yada, can i get your number. text over break hopefully she wont do her hometown fuck buddy, and when she gets back she's all yours. if she is single at this point in time.
#165328 - fruzzinoid
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Wanna get my friend some sort of Batman graphic novel. Maybe even some other hero, but preferably Batman.
I'm definitely buying Year One, but does anyone want to reccomend a second one?
She really loved Arkham Asylum.
#165378 to #165328 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Earth One, The killing joke, Death in the family, The man who laughs.

my personal fav.

Death of the family. ( new 52 )
#165422 to #165378 - fruzzinoid
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#165347 to #165328 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
death in the family seems to be popular.
#165329 to #165328 - fruzzinoid
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Comicexplain , if you wanna get in on this.
#165393 to #165329 - comicexplain
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I suggest what the second anon said! The killing joke, death in the family, the man who laughs, and death of the family. Beyond that, I suggest All Star Batman and Robin, just for the sake of reading!
#165421 to #165393 - fruzzinoid
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks!
#165314 - dragondust
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Good Christmas gifts for a sister?
#165398 to #165314 - schurftinator
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(12/05/2014) [-]
small, cute-ish notebooks. they're always useful to write crap in, for school or whatever, so you can always use them for something. stuff like www.paperchase.co.uk/
#165332 to #165314 - betta
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Well how old is your sister and what does she like?

I mean, last christmas I got my sister a shiny charmander on pokemon Y, but maybe your sister wants make up or something?

It's really a person to person thing
#165330 to #165314 - fruzzinoid
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Anything scented with vanilla.
#165316 to #165314 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
dragon dildos
#165317 to #165316 - dragondust
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I don't know what I expected.
#165318 to #165317 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Seriously though, perfume. Perfume is always a safe choice.
#165319 to #165318 - dragondust
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I was thinking perfume or some kind of cosmetics
#165320 to #165319 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
There;s a bath brand called Soap and Glory, you can get gift sets with body wash, body spray, body moisturizer and that kind of stuff. It smells like heaven and literally ever girl on earth loves the stuff.
#165321 to #165320 - dragondust
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Hm, I'll look into it. Thanks
#165312 - RaptorJesusX
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Guys, Gals, Whatever, I really need somebody right now to talk to. It's all I want. Nobody needs to be professional.
#165315 to #165312 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
What'sa matter you?
What'sa matter you?
#165322 to #165315 - RaptorJesusX
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Wow that immediately brought my spirits up a bit. haha. I'm not gonna be that asshole that wont take advice and shit. I just have a lot going on in my life and it's like I was never prepared for anything but at the same time, it's like im not meant to live with this real life bullshit at all. like I don't belong. I dont feel like i'm ever "there" in any situation. I'm so busy trying to figure myself out still but life doesn't give me a second to do that. So i'm just feeling empty and lonely even around my friends and family and shit. Music is an important part of my life and I play guitar, bass, drums, and piano. I listen to just about every genre of music I can every day. It's one of the only things getting me through things emotionally. If this is too much, you can tell me to stop. or i can keep going.
#165323 to #165322 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I know the feel. I've been playing guitar since i was 8, i started piano when i was 10, but there's too much going on to even pick up a instrument and i think i'd be shit at those things now. It's sucks.

I think everyone feels that they don't belong, they just put on a front. I believe everyone on earth is thinking "this shit is so hard and confusing, but better act normal so people don't think i'm weak or strange"

It's fucking awesome that you know so many instrument though, i'm jelly.
#165324 to #165323 - RaptorJesusX
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, mane. I appreciate it. As much as I love people in my life, I feel guilty for being alive. Like, it gets to a point where I feel so lost and emotionally broken down ad depressed, that I just think constantly about dying. Whether it's from suicide or by someone else. I dont get it. I just wish I understood my own feelings more and actually had a chance to tell more people about this shit
#165326 to #165324 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
From what you just described, is what got me diagnosed with bipolar. Maybe you should see a doctor, knowing what made me feel that way helped a shit-ton.
You shouldn't feel like that, from just a couple of comments you seem like a really cool person. Someone who'd i get on with if i didn't live in a city full of cunts.

It sucks that you feel so down. It's the idiots in the world who should be feeling shitty, not you, goddammit!
#165327 to #165326 - RaptorJesusX
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Thank you, mane. I've been on FJ for quite a fuckin while. But this is the first time I've ever really talked to anyone on here about something that mattered
#165311 - dragonzard
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Someone Help.?
I just got a new laptop, & Now It has Someshit that Opens a Ad in a new tab whenever I click Somewhere, I Get Ads on my Screen out of nowhere, & My Fucking Homescreen is Somthing Called Trovi ;-;
#165354 to #165311 - laky
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Yeah i got the same thing too. Idk it just went away after a while. I use AVG free antivirus program though. You can check out on-demand scanners if you want to as well. They will scan your computer once and don't interfere with your antivirus
#165313 to #165311 - dragondust
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(12/05/2014) [-]
You have adware. If you have windows 7 or 8 I would recommend using the free antivirus Microsoft security essentials. Should be pretty easy to get rid of the pesky virus with it.
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#165355 to #165310 - laky
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Chances you are going to get with him are pretty low....

But hey, if you still wanna try, go for it! Ask him if has a wife or if he's single first kind of inconspicuously.
#165362 to #165355 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
X)
#165353 to #165310 - cliffordlover
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Wow you're pathetic lmao
#165348 to #165310 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
pony tail...

well if he's that attractive it's not like this hasn't happened to him before.
#165333 to #165310 - betta
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(12/05/2014) [-]
well he sounds old. did you check if hes y'know, with someone already?
#165371 to #165333 - jokekill
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(12/05/2014) [-]
there's no ring!
#165307 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
what are the side effects of anti-depressants? right now i'm feeling drowsy and the minute i yawn, i feel like puking for some reason. i'm on 5mg only.
#165357 to #165307 - laky
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Placebo effect maybe? idk everyone gets different side effects. Force yourself through it for a couple days and it will probably get better
#165309 to #165307 - averagewhitekid
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Jesus christ, you have all that at 5mg only?
That's definitely unrelated to the medicine if its only 5 mg
#165304 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
mycourses.albemarle.edu/pluginfile.php/472428/mod_resource/content/1/AST%20111AN%20Lab%2016%20-%20Summer%20constellations%20%28instructions%29.pdf


This fucking assignment is killing me. My Astronomy professor's been sick so he threw this assignment together, I guess thinking it'd be easy. I have nystagmus, so focusing on little dots on a piece of paper is my worst enemy. I've only been able to find Cygnus, Ursa Major, and Scorpius. Finding any of these would be a huge lift off my shoulders.
#165292 - xxjmacxx
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(12/04/2014) [-]
This is the closest board I can ask this at. Hopefully some of you know calculus, but I'm unsure how to work through this problem. I'm pretty sure the squeeze theorem is implemented somewhere here but I keep getting the limit as 0... Please help <3, Finals are coming up and I'm stuck!
#165297 to #165292 - stardude
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(12/04/2014) [-]
is this calculus 1, 2 or 3?
#165298 to #165297 - xxjmacxx
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(12/04/2014) [-]
It's calc 2, its a sequence, the sum is not required. All it's asking for is convergence and what it's converging to, and as it states in the picture the correct answer is 1
#165300 to #165298 - stardude
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(12/05/2014) [-]
sorry bro, I studied in french, so the terms aren't the same. If i found something, I'll help you.
#165301 to #165300 - xxjmacxx
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks anyway man
#165303 to #165301 - stardude
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(12/05/2014) [-]
did you try www.wolframalpha.com/ ?
#165306 to #165303 - xxjmacxx
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(12/05/2014) [-]
Yea but they dont explain the steps without having the pro version now.
#165296 to #165292 - stardude
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(12/04/2014) [-]
I could help, but I need to know if it's a sum you're doing, with sigma, or it's just knowing if it converge or diverges.
#165290 - thedudeistheman
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(12/04/2014) [-]
I'm supposed to hear back from a college I applied to by the 15th. Should I be expecting a letter on the 15th, or before then? It's just the anxiety from waiting talking, but still, just an idea of when I should expect it would be nice.
#165287 - anon
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(12/04/2014) [-]
Hey,
I am going to a friends party tomorrow, and I am pretty sure he is into me. I am pretty sure I want to do sexual stuff and I am spending the night. So at the moment you're probably thinking, just fuck him then.

Now comes the problem. Up to this point I have been 100% straight, dated only girls, had sex with only girls. I am generally regarded as pretty straight. I am also not romantically interested in him. I don't know how ready I am for homosexual relations, and I guess I am just asking for advice on how far to take things what to do, and any hints and tips you can give, as I have no idea what I would be doing in the scenario.

I am 20 and gym every weekday he is younger and is quite thin.
#165305 to #165287 - anon
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(12/05/2014) [-]
I'm not saying you'll regret it, but remember it can never be undone and if you do regret it you'll never forget it.
#165288 to #165287 - notred ONLINE
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(12/04/2014) [-]
Just let it play out.
#165282 - thequickster
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(12/04/2014) [-]
This isn't so much advice as a request. Since we don't have a request board. I've been trying to keep up with my Russian language skills and I heard Rosetta Stone, but like most internet users, I ain't got 200 dollars to throw down for a program like that. Would anyone be able to get me a torrented version of it? I would appreciate it very much and will return with some awesome gifs!   
   
 plz gimmie
This isn't so much advice as a request. Since we don't have a request board. I've been trying to keep up with my Russian language skills and I heard Rosetta Stone, but like most internet users, I ain't got 200 dollars to throw down for a program like that. Would anyone be able to get me a torrented version of it? I would appreciate it very much and will return with some awesome gifs!

plz gimmie
#165345 to #165289 - thequickster
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(12/05/2014) [-]
u da real mvp
u da real mvp
#165284 to #165282 - dehumanizer
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(12/04/2014) [-]
google
#165285 to #165284 - thequickster
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(12/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't be asking on advice board if I had the intelligence to find it myself.
#165390 to #165285 - dehumanizer
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(12/05/2014) [-]
rosetta stone torrent....