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#106603 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
I wasn't sure where to put this question, so maybe advice can help me. I'm looking to buy an ergonomic keyboard but I'm not sure what would be a good one to get. I'm going into college and will be spending a lot of time on my computer so I figured getting a new keyboard would be a good investment. Any suggestions on what to look for?
User avatar #106602 - mondamini (12/11/2013) [-]
So I'm looking for a skin for my lumia 520 like the ones they have at gelaskins, yet it isnt one of their listed devices. Anyone know any alternatives?
User avatar #106601 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
i cum blood, is this strange?
User avatar #106610 to #106601 - infamoustrapper (12/11/2013) [-]
it'd be weird if you didn't
User avatar #106608 to #106601 - rokkarokkaali (12/11/2013) [-]
Stop sticking finger in your urethra
User avatar #106609 to #106608 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
i only did that like three times
#106604 to #106601 - guythatdisagrees (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah. Cum until it stops or it might get worse.
#106606 to #106605 - guythatdisagrees (12/11/2013) [-]
If you don't trust my advice, ask any internet source.
User avatar #106607 to #106606 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
dw

cannibal corpse is pretty nice
User avatar #106596 - lotengo (12/11/2013) [-]
how do i upload to NSFW?
User avatar #106597 to #106596 - rokkarokkaali (12/11/2013) [-]
Click upload. Under the description, there should be a "this is mature content" button. Click that.
User avatar #106590 - gabemczombie (12/11/2013) [-]
I need help with a math problem. On a dry summer the water level in a well dropped with 5%, 6%, respectively 7% during the course of three weeks. How much did the water level in the well drop after the three weeks? It was pretty annoying when i tried to translate this... So yeah.
User avatar #106591 to #106590 - gabemczombie (12/11/2013) [-]
Nevermind. Solved it
#106573 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
Hi. I've posted on here before about me feeling suicidal and such. Up until now I never had any method of following through with it. You guys have tried to help me by offering advice and friendship and I truly appreciate it. Unfortunately my life is just such a mess that there is nothing that will make me be able to bare it any longer. I just wanted to say thanks to you all for trying to help me.
#106627 to #106573 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
People kill themselves for many reasons. But they basically boil down to 2. You either feel that your life will never get better. Or you feel that you don't deserve to live, and the world is better off without you. The best advice I ever got about depression was to get help. Talk to someone IRL. I know it sounds cliche, but it really does help. Suicide is a long term solution to short term problems.
User avatar #106589 to #106573 - gabemczombie (12/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. Good luck, Anon.
User avatar #106577 to #106573 - infamoustrapper (12/11/2013) [-]
So....how are you going to do it?
User avatar #106562 - newerusername (12/11/2013) [-]
Im trying to upload a text here on FJ, but only gives me the option to post url. I dont need to post a url. What do i do?
User avatar #106560 - trollypollyz (12/11/2013) [-]
Anybody know where I can watch Conan the Barbarian (Arnold the badass one) free?
#106556 - faithrider (12/11/2013) [-]
deos anybody know if thepiratebay.sx is down? i was just using it the other day (Labyrinth soundtrack) but when i go there right now, it says it can't load the page.
#106558 to #106556 - whydoniggers (12/11/2013) [-]
can go in right now problem is yours
#106559 to #106557 - faithrider (12/11/2013) [-]
thank you. you seem to have been much more helpful than anon's i have previously spoken wihth
thank you. you seem to have been much more helpful than anon's i have previously spoken wihth
#106555 - akigon (12/11/2013) [-]
looking fore the eyes, that you can type in a comment offen with a "_" or a "3" in between
User avatar #106582 to #106555 - infamoustrapper (12/11/2013) [-]
what the fuck
#106554 - chewythewolftwo (12/11/2013) [-]
Anybody here have a good recommendation for an electric razor? I'm too lazy to shave every day but I think an electric razor would do a good job keeping my beard from looking like absolute shit.
User avatar #106565 to #106554 - daryldixon (12/11/2013) [-]
it's not really a beard if it's fur glued to your face by your own semen after fucking a dog.
User avatar #106581 to #106565 - infamoustrapper (12/11/2013) [-]
are you feeling ok?
#106551 - Blaaah (12/11/2013) [-]
Guys, I need help asap. I need counseling. I am a college student who owes some money to some friends and now they snapped at me for it. I did try to get a job to pay them back and help them but the schedules conflicted too much with my classes, plus they were not flexible enough. They told me that I better get the money before the 18th or else. I want no trouble because I already have enough trying to help my mother and brother that live already in the misery, but at least have a roof. I don't know how can I get this money quick enough, and I might just sell some old dj equipment I have used for some years to see if it helps, but I don't know if it will be sold before the 18th. I please need your counseling guys.
#106625 to #106551 - anonymous (12/12/2013) [-]
Try and find someone to borrow from like anonymous said! You can also give them something they know is valuable to you so that you cannot get it back until you pay them back. It shows that you're willing to pay them back, and if you're seriously that incapable of paying them back, they'd be safe in getting their money back by selling it. Just try and find someone you can trust to borrow from or you may lose your valuable possession altogether.
#106553 to #106551 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
borrow from someone else to pay off the current lender
when the time comes to pay for what you borrowed to the someone else, borrow from your current lender
#106533 - emperorskittles (12/11/2013) [-]
I need some help with my damn keyboard...
the left SHIFT key won't capitalize anything I type, thus making me use the CAPS key.

They key is working but won't capitalize.
there's no sticky keys, no damage and I have no number lock on the keyboard.
If you tell me to restart my computer which I have done 7 times, I'll punch a baby in it's goddamn nose.

Any help

#106550 to #106533 - drillaz (12/11/2013) [-]
Take of the shift key and clean it really good with peroxide and Q-tip.

Then try to 'shift' with it off

If still pooped up you just gotta buy a new keyboard, use onscreen keyboard, learn the location of the 'right shift', or get a text to speech program
#106585 to #106550 - emperorskittles (12/11/2013) [-]
I pull the shift key off and I have no clue how to fix it...
It has plastic hinges that go in some order that I can't seem to make FUCKING WORK

#106600 to #106585 - drillaz (12/11/2013) [-]
lel

Do the parts look like this?
User avatar #106616 to #106600 - emperorskittles (12/11/2013) [-]
Just like that.
#106635 to #106616 - drillaz (12/12/2013) [-]
Well, all the advice I can give is too try to make it look like that.
After the white parts are on, snap on the key.

(Also, did it work when you pressed it without the key on it?)
User avatar #106636 to #106635 - emperorskittles (12/12/2013) [-]
it did not work when i pushed nipple of the key
#106637 to #106636 - drillaz (12/12/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear that homie.

Best of luck getting it back on
User avatar #106639 to #106637 - emperorskittles (12/12/2013) [-]
thanks chap
even if the key doesn't work, at least it will solve my OCD with keys broken
User avatar #106542 to #106533 - philliyoMLB (12/11/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
User avatar #106548 to #106542 - rokkarokkaali (12/11/2013) [-]
HA
OMG
HOW DO YOU GET SO FUNNY
User avatar #106504 - winners (12/10/2013) [-]
might as well ask this here too: do writers and comic makers actually go on tour for a whole year? just asking cuz my bf might get a book published soon
User avatar #106530 to #106504 - ljxjlos (12/11/2013) [-]
It won´t happen for his first book, that´s for sure.
#106501 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
should i or should i not?
User avatar #106599 to #106501 - metalkinkajou (12/11/2013) [-]
omg, at the first look, it looked like she had a small beard
#106536 to #106501 - jackii (12/11/2013) [-]
She looks easy, go for it
User avatar #106514 to #106501 - advicedude (12/11/2013) [-]
one timer but nothing more
User avatar #106511 to #106501 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
I personally wouldn't touch a girl who does drugs, even something as accepted as marijuana (I'm assuming that's what that smoke is from) or smokes. But she is pretty cute I guess if the emo looking type is your thing.
#106534 to #106511 - jackii (12/11/2013) [-]
That looks like shisha, and it's steam not smoke
User avatar #106538 to #106534 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
It looked like smoke so I immediately thought those two things. And isn't that just like smokeless tobacco? I can't remember what shisha is.
#106540 to #106538 - jackii (12/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, pretty much flavored tobacco but it's most likely hookah which is just flavored sugar cane which relaxes you a little. Shisha has the same health effects as any other tobacco while hookah is mostly harmless, both are completely legal but hookah is most commonly sold and used.
#106527 to #106511 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
heres another now dont tell me she isnt attractive enough because itd be a lie
User avatar #106537 to #106527 - awesomerninjathing (12/11/2013) [-]
okay now she looks hotter
User avatar #106528 to #106527 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
If I was just going by looks, sure.
User avatar #106522 to #106511 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
hooka and weed isnt a drug its a herb
#106535 to #106522 - jackii (12/11/2013) [-]
I smoke weed and hookah and even I think that statement is completely retarded.
User avatar #106525 to #106522 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
It's a mind altering substance. Opium is a flower, and cocaine is a leaf. They're all mind altering substances, also known as drugs.
User avatar #106523 to #106522 - ilikethisusername (12/11/2013) [-]
weed is a drug....and dont tell me it's not a drug because it's a herb. nature isn't really friendly, it's pretty fucking dangerous.
User avatar #106507 to #106501 - awesomerninjathing (12/10/2013) [-]
that's fucking disgusting
User avatar #106506 to #106501 - guiguito (12/10/2013) [-]
I hate emo faggots please die in hell bitch motherfucker.
Please make sure you suffer every lasting second on your pityfull fucking life you worthless piece of garbage, save the oxygen for my children and die quickly so you can enjoy you stay at hell for longer you waste of space.
Also your fashion sence is questinable to say the least.
User avatar #106524 to #106506 - ilikethisusername (12/11/2013) [-]
okkk dude don't need to go that far. you just fucking exploded everywhere.
User avatar #106532 to #106524 - guiguito (12/11/2013) [-]
Should i explain or should i just say i am glad i din't get thumbed into oblivion and leave it at that?
User avatar #106539 to #106532 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/11/2013) [-]
id like to have you explain
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User avatar #106508 to #106506 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
the actual fuck are you talking about? i was asking if i should fuck her or not
#106499 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
So i have no social life, the "friends" i have are a waste of space and can never be bothered to do anything with me even though i make an effort.

I've never had a girlfriend and doubt i ever will, when i have gone out with people i dont like the idea of just flirting with some drunk bimbo at a bar and at parties there hasnt been anyone i liked or single. Work contains people 30+ years over my age.

All i do is work, its killing me, im there most days of the week, almost every week of the year, probably every year untill i die. As soon as i get home i feel like shit and miserable, im so tired mentally and physically, but the moment i close my eyes the next day starts and im back at work again. Feels like there's no point to life other than work.
I cant get another job, there arent any locally, and if i were to find one with less hours i would have to make up for it with the travel to get there so im stuck here.
I'd never kill myself but honestly i cant see any point in me being alive.
#106552 to #106499 - drillaz (12/11/2013) [-]
This might not be the sexiest advice ever, but you need to stop caring. I don't mean "Oh man you should lighten up"
I mean you need to not give a fuck about anything at all. Don't worry about having a good time,or being successful or having friends. But it's important to still be social. You'll need to talk to people with an unshakable voice, and a mild tone. It doesn't matter what the hell people think of you.

This will all lead up to you not thinking so much about things. Ex: Over-analysis, pessimism, social standings.

That's the key to a happy life. After all, ignorance is bliss.
User avatar #106515 to #106499 - advicedude (12/11/2013) [-]
You'll look back at how sad your life is now when your life is great.
User avatar #106512 to #106499 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
Things will get better man.
#106513 to #106512 - anonymous (12/11/2013) [-]
All they've done is gotten worse. Im feeling uber depressed all the time, constantly going through the bad things in my head over and over again. I cant talk to anyone IRL either, if i talk to my parents they just say im being too depressive or start ranting how their lives used to be worse therefore i have no problems. They keep asking why im looking miserable even though i've told them. It seems all i can do is rant on a couple of websites to random people.
User avatar #106526 to #106513 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
How old are you? Are you graduated/attending college? What's your job?

#106497 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
Need advice on a place where I can literally just rant my brains out anonymously for the next 6 hours. I'd do it here, but character counts are annoying, and I doubt any of you could give me any helpful advice after you've read everything I have to say.
User avatar #106529 to #106497 - marinepenguin (12/11/2013) [-]
What's the general subject? Relationship? Depression? Friends? Life? School? We can do our best, and if anything, it's good to vent and get shit out. Even if it's just a computer.
User avatar #106492 - serhiy (12/10/2013) [-]
anyone here good with maths particularly with geometric series?
User avatar #106495 to #106494 - serhiy (12/10/2013) [-]
so are you goood at geometric series?
User avatar #106496 to #106495 - geometric (12/10/2013) [-]
yeah, I love math.
User avatar #106491 - revengeforfreeze (12/10/2013) [-]
Would shooting natural neurotransmitters be bad together with medicine?
User avatar #106517 to #106491 - advicedude (12/11/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. Drugs are meant to block or create excess amounts of certain NeuroTransmitters anyway. Using machines to do it would be expensive and time consuming.
User avatar #106568 to #106517 - revengeforfreeze (12/11/2013) [-]
Block? Which?
User avatar #106641 to #106568 - advicedude (12/12/2013) [-]
Block the receptors on the dendrites.
#106490 - anonymous (12/10/2013) [-]
I don't understand life after college. From what I hear young adults usually have little spending money, if any, and live with their parents? I'm confused of what to expect, can someone please enlighten me?
User avatar #106516 to #106490 - advicedude (12/11/2013) [-]
careers, travel, debt
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