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User avatar #97501 - tmgrskat (09/28/2013) [-]
Oi m8ys, can someone explain to me what the fuck is Adultswim.
Srsly tho, seeing it everywhere on different subjects.
User avatar #97503 to #97501 - zombifier (09/28/2013) [-]
late night cartoon network
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#97496 - Leopard (09/28/2013) [-]
How can I stop being a bigot?

For those who don't know: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigotry
User avatar #97564 to #97496 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
great, now I have another disorder I can check off the list
User avatar #97624 to #97564 - Leopard (09/29/2013) [-]
I wouldn't consider it a disorder.
User avatar #97504 to #97496 - silverzepher (09/28/2013) [-]
why would you want to? no reall point in stopping, might as well make the most of it, and remember "everyone's a little bit racist"
User avatar #97538 to #97504 - Leopard (09/29/2013) [-]
I explained in the above comment.
User avatar #97490 - thesmilyingdawg (09/28/2013) [-]
does anybody know a place to see the breaking bad finale online live?
i don't have cable but is there someone livestreaming it
User avatar #97491 to #97490 - awesomerninjathing (09/28/2013) [-]
You could wait like half an hour and a torrent will be up
User avatar #97492 to #97491 - thesmilyingdawg (09/28/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link
i found something but i don't know ifs it 24/7
User avatar #97467 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
Anyone know what the level requirements are for a blue username? I saw a level 127 who had a blue username, and I'm level 112, and I was wondering if that means I'm at all close?
User avatar #97473 to #97467 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
There's a blueish hue for 1 year, there's a light blue (like my name) for 2 years, then for 3 years is solid blue.
User avatar #97515 to #97473 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
I get solid blue in 2 days, YAY
User avatar #97517 to #97515 - unncommon (09/29/2013) [-]
I mean, I'm a little bit color blind. But yours definitely looks blue as balls bro o.o
User avatar #97519 to #97517 - srskate (09/29/2013) [-]
trust me, it gets bluer, and downright illegible.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4077270/stay+safe/2#2
User avatar #97484 to #97473 - Timmietim (09/28/2013) [-]
Then what is this
User avatar #97485 to #97484 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
A rhetorical question?
User avatar #97486 to #97485 - Timmietim (09/28/2013) [-]
But my account isn't 3 years old
and mine is darker
User avatar #97489 to #97486 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's because your account is a year older :b
User avatar #97475 to #97473 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
Thank you very much!
User avatar #97477 to #97475 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
No problem bro, you've only got 363 days to go until you get your first stripe!
User avatar #97478 to #97477 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
*Woot woot!*
User avatar #97469 to #97467 - makotoitou (09/28/2013) [-]
You need to be an old ass nigger
User avatar #97470 to #97469 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
Oh thanks. Haha are you saying it's based on time?
User avatar #97474 to #97471 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
Thank you!
#97466 - jackii (09/28/2013) [-]
I have a friend. She calls herself my best friend, i guess she is as i don't have many friendships. She lives on the other side of the city and always expects me to pay money to go to her place. If i don't go to her place, i won't see her. I usually stay over, where i spend £60 for travel and food, just to sit with her and her boyfriend in silence watching films until they go to bed. She's got obesity, when i'm in her house she's constantly making herself food without offering me any, so i order myself some pizza which has to be shared with her, even if it's the only meal i'm having that day.
She never goes out, and when she does i'm not invite until last minute when i already have plans. She's has excuses for everything, even her obesity. I'm hanging on a thread of our friendship. She see's me as a close friend, but i don't see her as that back because she won't bother to come see me, she never talks to me unless she wants something, she talks about her "problems" and if i talk about mine she just stares at her phone saying "yep. yep. ahh. okay. yep."
I just needed to vent about this, any advice would be appreciated.
User avatar #98437 to #97466 - heraske (10/06/2013) [-]
Ditch her.

She reminds me of that down syndrome chick that Chris dated in Family Guy.
User avatar #97566 to #97466 - aherorising (09/29/2013) [-]
she just sounds like a major parasite. I'd try to look for other friends or something
#97561 to #97466 - octaviano (09/29/2013) [-]
I'd cut her off.
She kind of uses you as a toy: Gets you whenever she wants you, but when she doesn't want you, she leaves you in the dust.
User avatar #97505 to #97466 - silverzepher (09/28/2013) [-]
drop the bitch.
User avatar #97494 to #97466 - alphabethsoop (09/28/2013) [-]
She's a bitch with social issues so you should probably find other friends. This one isn't worth keeping.
User avatar #97479 to #97466 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
In friendships (or any relationship in general) it's a 50/50 situation, or else it's gonna go down hill.
This is a 10/90. You've got better things to do, she needs a reality check.
I'd just cut her off without another word.
User avatar #97476 to #97466 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah it looks like she's just using the friendship. I'm sorry about all of that man, but maybe if you talk to her about it (if you want to keep her as a friend) you could come to a solution!
User avatar #97468 to #97466 - makotoitou (09/28/2013) [-]
If you don't like her don't hang out with her. You said you don't see her unless you go to her, giving you the power to do anything.
User avatar #97464 - tostito (09/28/2013) [-]
goncalofree, dude, stop
#97462 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
what's a good movie?
User avatar #97511 to #97462 - doublicious (09/29/2013) [-]
unleashed is my favorite movie of all time. it's got bob hopskins, jet li, and morgan freeman. Don't even get me started on it, it's so amazing.
User avatar #97488 to #97462 - advicedude (09/28/2013) [-]
Point Blank
User avatar #97487 to #97462 - advicedude (09/28/2013) [-]
Momento, Emperor's New Groove, The Town
User avatar #97510 to #97487 - doublicious (09/29/2013) [-]
memento
User avatar #97532 to #97510 - advicedude (09/29/2013) [-]
mamento
#97567 to #97532 - transgendered (09/29/2013) [-]
miminti
User avatar #97576 to #97567 - doublicious (09/29/2013) [-]
myhmantoe
User avatar #97481 to #97462 - tostito (09/28/2013) [-]
the other day i was watching Hard Candy, is pretty good
User avatar #97480 to #97462 - unncommon (09/28/2013) [-]
Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, Snatch, the Dark Knight series, Warrior, Event Horizon.
Give me a genera and I'll help you out better, are you looking for something on Netflix?
User avatar #97472 to #97462 - beemil (09/28/2013) [-]
My favourite is 'Good Will Hunting'

It's a drama, but it has Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, and Robin Williams
User avatar #97465 to #97462 - goodcheese (09/28/2013) [-]
you're going to have to be more specific as to the type.

but i just saw mafioso and i liked it quite a lot
User avatar #97461 - ljxjlos (09/28/2013) [-]
I have a little problem. Somehow FJ only loads about 75% of all the pictures in the comment section. All other sided work perfectly. Does anybody have the same problem? Or an idea what the problem is?
#97441 - josieabby (09/28/2013) [-]
A very strange question here. And Yes, I know how to use Google, but I'm not having any luck. I want to surprise my sis and mom at a salon with of the "doctor fish" pedicures, but I am having trouble finding anywhere near me. Right now, I'm in the Fayetteville, Ft. Bragg area of North Carolina. Any ideas? Thanks.
User avatar #97449 to #97441 - sinonyx (09/28/2013) [-]
oh snap, how's it doing over there? used to live on pope about 14 years ago
User avatar #97454 to #97449 - josieabby (09/28/2013) [-]
Believe it or not, Fayetteville has been cleaned up A LOT. Bragg still looks good. (With more security, of course.) Spring Lake (I used to work there close to Pope/Simmons) has even improved. Do you ever visit?
User avatar #97455 to #97454 - sinonyx (09/28/2013) [-]
good shit..
nope, live in oregon now, wish i could visit though
#97460 to #97455 - josieabby (09/28/2013) [-]
Serious talk. I have a small house in Stedman now just off Hwy 24 ( like you were headed to Clinton) It's only a small 3 bedroom, but if you or any of you family wanted to visit, it would be free. Maybe someone could just cook for us. I didn't realize how creepy that sounded until I typed it. I'm cool. To make me even cooler... I would go rent a motel down the road for myself , The door is always open!
Just remember the offer still stands for as many as you can fit in the house.
It's not huge, but it is pretty big. Hope you get the chance to visit soon.
People were working on the vinyl siding in this pic.
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User avatar #97444 to #97443 - josieabby (09/28/2013) [-]
You are most likely right, but there are 2 different kind of fish that they use. I can't find that out until at least Monday. The mud spas are a great idea. Thanks.
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User avatar #97430 - daryldixon (09/28/2013) [-]
how the fuck can i screenshot on windows8
User avatar #97439 to #97430 - advicedude (09/28/2013) [-]
>print screen
>snipping tool
User avatar #97419 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [-]
can somebody make the socks in this pic into fj thumbs?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4802146/Sock+Power/
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User avatar #97420 to #97419 - rokkarokkaali (09/28/2013) [-]
>challenge accepted
>ask for help
User avatar #97424 to #97420 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #97414 - smashmenao (09/27/2013) [-]
Hey guys.

Not sure if this is a good place to ask this, but I guess its technically advice lol.

I have gotten into mixing my flavors for my Vapor Stick. I recently got a MOD (Sentinel) and changed out the coils and now i'm getting awesome clouds.

My question is.. What would you guys recommend for flavors/mixing? I currently mix Grape with Mint King (a spearmint type of flavor) I am used to mixing Hookah shisha but this seems to be a bit more challenging because the flavor is more concentrated.


Thanks guys. any input would help a lot!
#97453 to #97414 - swagkingcole (09/28/2013) [-]
orange and berries
#97413 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (09/27/2013) [-]
my friend asked me to go to some party with them but i haven't seen her in a year and same with some of my other friends im too shy to go what do i do?
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User avatar #97431 to #97413 - alexanderburns (09/28/2013) [-]
If you haven't seen them in a year then you actually have shit to talk about.
Do it.
#97432 to #97431 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
i have literaly done nothing in the hole year... i have nothing to talk about haha
User avatar #97422 to #97413 - davvi (09/28/2013) [-]
what kind of party? is alcohol involved?
#97429 to #97422 - destroyerofcunt ONLINE (09/28/2013) [-]
yeah college party
User avatar #97459 to #97429 - davvi (09/28/2013) [-]
then don't worry about anything. alcohol boosts confidwence
User avatar #97412 - oborawatabinost (09/27/2013) [-]
My college doesn't really like torrenting (meaning they'll block or slow your internet connection if you do). Does anyone else have to deal with this, and have found a way around it?
User avatar #97448 to #97412 - abowlofkitkats (09/28/2013) [-]
Yeah. Get on a different connection.
User avatar #97428 to #97412 - smashingprodigy (09/28/2013) [-]
What kind of files are you looking to torrent if you don't mind me asking? Are you putting more of a focus on music, apps, movies, etc?
User avatar #97423 to #97412 - davvi (09/28/2013) [-]
stop torrenting.
User avatar #97506 to #97423 - silverzepher (09/28/2013) [-]
people like you are the reason there are torrents with 997 leechers and 4 seeders
User avatar #97531 to #97506 - davvi (09/29/2013) [-]
no
i dont even leech
cunt
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User avatar #97411 to #97410 - kingofdogs (09/27/2013) [-]
Yes, you can, if your video card is SLI compatible.
User avatar #97416 to #97411 - Timmietim (09/28/2013) [-]
you mean motherboard
and it can be crossfire for amd cards
User avatar #97404 - nigalthornberry (09/27/2013) [-]
Just a couple of quick questions about my christmas lights
Can i have my extension cord running through my yard i've heard stories of mailmen tripping on them purposely and sueing you to get money

What should i do to keep my powerstrip dry?

How many lights should be plugged into one outlet?

What's a good timer
#97447 to #97404 - jackii (09/28/2013) [-]
it's September.
User avatar #97463 to #97447 - nigalthornberry (09/28/2013) [-]
Im planning
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User avatar #97400 - alphajunk (09/27/2013) [-]
I have an ipod touch 5th gen, and i want to import a video that i just made, but my computer is a windows.

How do i import wmv videos into my ipod?
User avatar #97402 to #97400 - nigalthornberry (09/27/2013) [-]
I haven't used itunes for awhile but this is how it worked when i had it
Download itunes
Have your ipod connected
click on movies tab on the left
Drag and drop your movie
go to your ipod thing on the left
there should be like a settings thing on that page that allows you to chose what gets synced
go to movies and choose what ones you want
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