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User avatar #157218 - fuckallyouniggers (09/29/2014) [-]
Been a user for nearly two years now, and I rarely use the boards. What are they like? My range of shit I like is small
User avatar #157274 to #157218 - ugottanked ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Go to anime board, it's fun
User avatar #157247 to #157218 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Avoid Anime board.
Post one opinion, and everyone goes insane.
User avatar #157224 to #157218 - spaceking ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Some are pretty cool, but usually there is a core group of users who live there and make inside jokes/post obnoxious reaction images all the time.
User avatar #157221 to #157218 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm just trying some of them out. People don't respond quickly and it's frustrating.
#157222 to #157221 - fuckallyouniggers (09/29/2014) [-]
That sucks, I'm not a patient person
User avatar #157225 to #157222 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
I think it might just be the time that's making people slow though. Some of these poor people are probably going to bed sleeping on these issues.
#157213 - kittyhatesyou (09/29/2014) [-]
I had an ummm intimate skype call with my boyfriend I thought I saw disappointment written on his face, that just confirmed all of my fears about how I look so I waited until a good time to end the call then messaged him about how I felt and why I felt that way. He was and is super understanding and very very nice about it. When we skype now though I can't show my face for more than ten seconds without bursting into tears. What is this? How can I fix it?
Btw the whiny bitch is me
User avatar #157220 to #157213 - spaceking ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Clarify? Do you mean you think he doesn't like the way you look or what?
User avatar #157219 to #157213 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
If you feel you personally disappointed him then you need to converse with him in a more real situation and show your feelings to him. You're having the feelings resurface because str8 text isn't emotionally showy enough. You would probably feel better to have him physically be comforting to you/ show comfort to you. Nothing against girls but this is the way they're kinda geared. I'm a guy and I have issues discussing feelings about things through text because it cannot be expressed the same way voice, person to person, physical interaction, or even video can.

I've had issues with girls in the past to where we both are two separate people depending on the form of communication. Text we're able to say more, but when it comes to actually being person to person/on the phone we both freeze up and are not as confident or interactive as we are through text.

Depending on the "intimacy" of this situation maybe just text/photo conversations will tend to be more successful for you both.

You may have had your self esteem damaged as well. I would suggest working out a bit if you are out of shape/doing something that will make you feel more beautiful (have a spa day). If your bf isn't telling you your beautiful enough(sincerely of course) that can also lead you to feel less good about yourself.

I'm sorry girls are mainly emotion/comfort and guys are physical. Relationships are hard and it takes good conversation skills and devotion to make things work.
#157214 to #157213 - saltybanana ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
i feel lost?   
   
so are you saying that your fears are that you think you caught your bf cheating or something??
i feel lost?

so are you saying that your fears are that you think you caught your bf cheating or something??
User avatar #157210 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
I know this may not fit the boards services, but would anyone be willing to proofread/give me feedback on my coverletter+resume?

Preferably someone who knows what they're doing and has made successful ones for themselves, or just in general knows what they are?
User avatar #157237 to #157210 - severepwner (09/29/2014) [-]
Sure. I'm not technically qualified, but I've gotten some knowledge of professionalism the last couple years. I can help you out if you want.
#157203 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (09/29/2014) [-]
I can't get motivated to do my school work. What do? I need my grades if I want a chance at Stanford and UC Berkeley
User avatar #157212 to #157203 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
Highschool is really rough in that aspect. It's not especially fair to force kids into so much work and stress at an age where they can barely make decisions properly. If you fuck up bad enough grades wise wait until you've matured and have enough of a drive to be successful and attend a community college/technical college. Ace everything at that college and then apply to wherever you want to go. They'll see you did poorly in highschool and you're trying at things and succeeding. College is much easier than highscool in my opinion so far. I would be considered a senior with the number of credits I have taken and I nearly have a 4.0.

That's my advice, take it or leave it =)
#157226 to #157212 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm actually in a cc right now. I'm in what's supposed to be my last semester (considering taking foreign language classes in the Spring for my own enjoyment. I have straight A's, honors credits, honors society, working full time, and volunteering (as the varsity head coach for golf at a local high school + various activities through honors society). I'm aspiring to be a math teacher/professor and I've been tutoring for 4 years with great success. Ran the school newspaper in high school. Received student of the month award out of 6k students. Created a girls golf team for the first time in my school's history (as a coach) and it turned out to be a huge success. I have loads of teachers that love and respect me from high school, as well as many cc teachers and counselors that insist on writing letters of rec for me.

As much as I'd like to think I have a chance at these top universities, deep down inside, I doubt I will be able to get into a good university. Especially if I am having trouble toughing out the last semester due to lack of motivation. Lack of motivation that stems from somewhere I know not.
User avatar #157280 to #157226 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
It's probably because you're so doubtful of your chances. You're doing something psychologists refer to as a self fulfilling prophecy. If you don't believe in your own greatness and abilities, but rather only see shortcomings/bad things happening you're more likely to have those negative things occur. It's like when people start diets but know deep down they're gonna cave by the next meal. You're doing a similar thing. Remember that you are a capable individual who has been more successful than the general population. Finish up this cc with a 4.0 and apply to the colleges you want, if you get declined (which i expect you wouldn't) ask them what you can do to improve your chances.
#157207 to #157203 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
you wanting to get into those schools should be motivation enough, obviously you dont want it that bad
#157209 to #157207 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (09/29/2014) [-]
good point. thank you, anon
#157202 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
I just wanted to know anonymous's new name....
User avatar #157206 to #157202 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
thank mr skeltal
#157190 - ipostcp (09/29/2014) [-]
So, my sister for a long time sorta has been attatched to me. We are twins, so I figured that's why. I'm a boy and she is a girl. We've been through some hard shit the last few years of our life and she really respects me and looks up to me and seeks me for guidance rather than our parents.    
   
Like if she is worried about something she will bring it up with me and nobody else. She seems to be insistent on me and her having bonding time and stuff and what not. I don't really mind to be honest, it is just kinda different I guess from most brother/sister relationships.   
   
Anyway today we got into a conversation about her and the shit she went through when she lived away from me with some guy at a restaurant. I'm not really good with people being sad and cry and stuff like that, but she completely broke down there. She said she attempted suicide when she was with the guy. I'm the first person to know about it and I'm not sure what to do.    
   
I care for my sister a lot and I'd do anything for her and I usually know how to cheer her up, but I'm at a loss for what I'm suppose to do here.   
   
 Any advice to what I should be doing with her would be great.  INB4 incest or something similar.
So, my sister for a long time sorta has been attatched to me. We are twins, so I figured that's why. I'm a boy and she is a girl. We've been through some hard shit the last few years of our life and she really respects me and looks up to me and seeks me for guidance rather than our parents.

Like if she is worried about something she will bring it up with me and nobody else. She seems to be insistent on me and her having bonding time and stuff and what not. I don't really mind to be honest, it is just kinda different I guess from most brother/sister relationships.

Anyway today we got into a conversation about her and the shit she went through when she lived away from me with some guy at a restaurant. I'm not really good with people being sad and cry and stuff like that, but she completely broke down there. She said she attempted suicide when she was with the guy. I'm the first person to know about it and I'm not sure what to do.

I care for my sister a lot and I'd do anything for her and I usually know how to cheer her up, but I'm at a loss for what I'm suppose to do here.

Any advice to what I should be doing with her would be great. INB4 incest or something similar.
User avatar #157239 to #157190 - severepwner (09/29/2014) [-]
I've dealt with a suicidal person before, difference is they were the most stubborn asshole in existence. I'm sure you'll be able to handle this if I could handle that.

I suggest just always being there for her, and get her out of the depressed/suicidal stage if she's still in it. And just don't abandon her, if she can lean on you in that aspect, it will mean a lot to her once she moves on. But you don't need to worry too much, I think as long as you're around for her she won't be in any real danger (from herself). You said you weren't sure what to do, but don't worry, the situation isn't actually volatile as is. Just stick with your instincts and everything should be fine.

And like baitdoesnttalkback said, help her with being independent. I think he might be taking it a little far though in his approach. As you stay close to her and help her, she'll kinda grow more independent on her own. Not to absolve you of responsibility of course, you're going to have to push her that way a little.

Once all of this is said and done, fuck her right in the pussy.
#157246 to #157239 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/29/2014) [-]
fuck off you dont know my life bitch. i can say whatever the fuck i want to you fucking hack. where did you get your fucking doctorate a freaking fortune cookie. go be loser somewhere else im the only fucking winner
#157341 to #157246 - severepwner (09/30/2014) [-]
Come on dude I'm not picking a fight. We're both just trying to help out a dude, and I slightly disagree with your solution, if only slightly. I never claimed to know your life, I never said you could not say what you wanted. This isn't a competition man, we're all on the same team friend.
Come on dude I'm not picking a fight. We're both just trying to help out a dude, and I slightly disagree with your solution, if only slightly. I never claimed to know your life, I never said you could not say what you wanted. This isn't a competition man, we're all on the same team friend.
#157363 to #157341 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/30/2014) [-]
i dont like any of you. im a alpha. i could kick your ass at anything anytime anywhere. mess with the bull you get the horns
#157217 to #157190 - saltybanana ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
just do what an older brother should do and be there to listen to her.   
   
sometimes girls dont want us guys to help them in their problems. they just need someone to listen to them
just do what an older brother should do and be there to listen to her.

sometimes girls dont want us guys to help them in their problems. they just need someone to listen to them
#157216 to #157190 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/29/2014) [-]
help her with her independence. ween her off you slowly. but she can't be that dependent on you. i know shes your twin and stuff but there's gotta be more of a mental health thing if shes that lonley without you. i know twins are bonded closely but you're not even a real twin. just fraternal. so yeah help her figure out some coping methods.

also note. if you asking us for advice i dont think youre the person to talk to her about her problems. i would try to find someone to at least mediate with you guys. you dont want to regret later trying to take on too much then realizing you failed. cause that will cause guilt in you later on if she does end up hurting herself again
User avatar #157192 to #157190 - alecbaldwinning (09/29/2014) [-]
Kill yourself. She'll feel the pain of losing you (dumb bitch) accutely and it'll save her life. You must end your life to save hers.
User avatar #157194 to #157192 - ipostcp (09/29/2014) [-]
I thought you said you were nice if people were looking for advice.
User avatar #157195 to #157194 - alecbaldwinning (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm nice to people that aren't stupid cum gurgling fagtarded niggertwats.
User avatar #157198 to #157195 - ipostcp (09/29/2014) [-]
That's not what you said before. You shouldn't lie mayne. Didn't your mom teach you better?
User avatar #157205 to #157198 - tomahawkkit ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
you should try incest or something similar
User avatar #157189 - brackgrapple (09/29/2014) [-]
what's the point in registering for thepiratebay?
User avatar #157230 to #157189 - youngneil (09/29/2014) [-]
You can change the way the lists are displayed.
I signed up just so I can see which torrents are the most seeded more easily.
User avatar #157286 to #157230 - brackgrapple (09/29/2014) [-]
ah, i was told it hides your ip or something and didnt know to believe it or not
#157208 to #157189 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
so the NSA knows who to target first
#157165 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
hey guys,
If you read my story that I had posted earlier, it's night right now, and I'm quite anxious. If you hadn't read my post: I'm scared because of a horror movie, but I'm also anxious and sad. The gruesome images and horrific gore keep popping up in my mind, preventing me from sleeping.

im too embarrassed to tell my family, so i want to ask you guys... what should I do? I just want my old life back... after this movie it just seems like its so difficult to carry on, especially when it comes to sleeping. Please bros, help me out. I need it now more than ever.
User avatar #157180 to #157165 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
What movie?

Also, what comforts me is seeing behind-the-scenes videos from different movies.
Understand that it's all fake, and knowing exactly how, is how I overcome such things
#157182 to #157180 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
it's called tusk, i wrote a vague synopsis below.

and maybe ill try that tomorrow... i don't wnat to risk frightening myself tonight.

If it's okay to ask, are you an alpha or beta when it comeds to scary movies? I could really use some personal advice on how to cope with them and how not to be a god damn pussy...

anyways, thanks for your reply, i appreciate you caring.
User avatar #157185 to #157182 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Ehhh, alpha?
Again, I understand how everything is faked. I know which programs produce which effects, which package said effects come from, which companies made the programs, how much the programs costs, etc.

Back when I was young, my parents decided to cut off our cable... So at night, I'd throw on a DVD, watch the movie, then play everything else afterwards and fall asleep to that. I'd watch every single behind the scenes and post-commentary there was.

Anyhow, for you, I'd highly recommend watching a PG title, eh?
Fall asleep to something cheery and positive.
#157187 to #157185 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
alpha as in like, you can take it and aren't affected like I am.
Interesting, will give it a try... i feel so low though, man, just hating night time lately.
User avatar #157188 to #157187 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I can take it, and won't entirely be affected by it.
Although personally, when it comes to more demonic build-ups like in American Horror Story, I'd rather not watch.

And yeah, definitely find a kids movie that you haven't seen. Or just a good TV show.
I recommend Futurama, Treasure Planet, etc.
User avatar #157175 to #157165 - moarpotatos (09/29/2014) [-]
Have you tried masturbating?

Or try praying to mr. skeltal
#157184 to #157175 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
cmon man... i need some real advice here.
#157166 to #157165 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
My brother suffered anxiety from gore and horror movies I am willing to help
#157168 to #157166 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
ok... what should i do?
#157170 to #157168 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What exactly is terrifying you? And if you're under 17 - you'll probably just have to grow out of it normally. I was scared of that stuff until I was around 16 and then one day it all just stopped.
#157171 to #157170 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
just the entire movie man.. It's called tusk. I have no idea what compelled me to watch it... maybe I thought i'd finally have the balls but apparently im still a pussy.

basically theres a bunch of gore, extremely creepy villain (like holy shit this is my personal hell creepy) and then theres a really fucked up ending .
#157174 to #157171 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
What's it about? Sometimes talking helps dood.
Also, if it makes you feel any better:
I've seen gore threads on /b/ that have gotten so out of hand that someone posted a video of a little girl being murdered and then the person peeled all of her skin off. After that they removed the flesh from her bones and piled the bones up in a pile - saving her organs for future sale. They left her head attached to her bloody torso and were basically laughing at the site of it. It was incredibly fucked up.
And even after all of that - nothing. I felt nothing and fall asleep just fine with no problems.
#157176 to #157174 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
why the fuck did you tell me that man... here i am, a trainwreck after a horror/COMEDY movie and you bring that up?? cmon dude i thought you would know better.

I can't tell you're if youre trying to fuck me up further or help me... but seriously, i need someone to talk to now.
I'll try to explain the plot

Basically, the main character is a podcaster who interviews weird people to talk about during his show. By chance he finds a letter authored by this guy named Howard Howe in a bathroom, and gives him a call. He goes there, and interviews the guy while sipping on tea. Turns out the tea was drugged, and this dude was going on and on about how he loves walruses because one saved him or some bullshit.

Anyways, after waking up from being knocked out, the main character (justin long), is in a wheelchair and is missing a leg. He asks for a phone, a doctor, etc. but Howard gives him odd excuses for each. Eventually at night time, Howard reveals that he wants to make justin a walrus. And no, not transmuation, this is the human centipede shit. he sews his arms to form "flippers" and sews his feet together to look like a giant flipper, then he rips out his tongue and like completely reconstitutes his facial structure and adds to walrus tusks. the end result is an amalgamation of flesh sewn together to look like a walrus, and it turns out that howard has done this many times. and yes, justin is still alive as a walrus, but he can only yell as he cannot speak anymore because his tongue is ripped out. so now he makes disturbing yells, and truly looks like a deformed animal, but you can tell that there is a human underneath, which is the creepiest part, aside from the look.

at the end, howard winds up dying and justin is "rescued", but his time with howard has made him think that hes actually a walrus and so he lives at an exotic animal shelter (lol/ what the fuck moment).

so yeah, im creeped out by the plot of being totally helpless while some guy does that shit to you a
#157178 to #157176 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
and that howard (VERY well played by the actor) was so fucking creepy. like this guy is fucking beyond nuts thinking that he can relieve his time with a walrus through human suffering.
By the way, before I go any further, I would like to apologize for the awful writing and poor grammar. I can't help but write poorly due to the conditions and circumstances which have me flustered, to say the least.
Anyways, that's what's bugging me. This can really happen. It is possible to make such a monstrosity and have it be a living human, despite the appearance.

And god damn, my cousins were laughing through this bullshit. it's a black comedy for pete's sake, and im here, shitting my pants at night, which brings me to another piece of advice i'd like to ask from you... how do I stop being a pussy? this is giong to haunt me for the rest of my life... i've really been scared all of my life until i stopped watching scary movies up until this point.

like i said, I really appreciate your time and patience. I am a total pathetic mess right now... all help is grealty appreciated.
#157177 to #157176 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
Well just remember that most of these things, if they happen at all, happen in really shitty countries or in really shitty areas with little security. You're fine and have nothing to worry about i'm sure.
#157179 to #157177 - Aezync (09/29/2014) [-]
oh sorry, i added the second bit a little late.

And yeah, you're right. It happend in the middle of no where. still creepy as shit though. I don't know what I can do t o relax my mind; i have class tomorrow and am currently desperately trying to keep my gps wher ei need it to be. this movie has proven to be a major distractiona nd will seriously bring me down in life.
User avatar #157164 - girrafalopegis (09/29/2014) [-]
I post this every so often, because I love seeing what you guys come up with; senior quote ideas? My two favorites are..

"I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed," - Peter La Fleur

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why,” - Mark Twain

User avatar #157258 to #157164 - bminous ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
"No."

-Rosa Parks
User avatar #157252 to #157164 - afrodemon (09/29/2014) [-]
"why are there worms in my ass?"
#157229 to #157164 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (09/29/2014) [-]
"The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it." -Jordan Belfort
User avatar #157211 to #157164 - imnotkickthecat (09/29/2014) [-]
"There are those who said this day would never come. What have they to say now?"

-Prophet of Truth.
User avatar #157201 to #157164 - gibroner ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
"they don't think it be like it is but it do" Oscar Gamble
#157167 to #157164 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
"Buying gf"
-Robert J. Noob
#157163 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Help a brotha out

I really need the image of the black kids in Africa holding up signs that read "I can change the world" and then there is the picture of all the rich white people laughing hysterically underneath it.


Thank you
#157173 to #157172 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
Yes! Thank you!
#157161 - genericnewfag (09/29/2014) [-]
Anyone have any ideas for a creepypasta? I have to write something spooky, but I just can't put pen to paper.
User avatar #157549 to #157161 - ljxjlos (10/01/2014) [-]
the answer is always skinwalkers
User avatar #157441 to #157161 - Ninotori (09/30/2014) [-]
I've always found that terror without pain is far more awful than physical torture...Ruination of life is a good one, slow and visibly approaching, punishment for some deed is usually good.

Thought that I've had is some guy who tortures some other guy for information or an apology or something by slowly, surgically removing various bodily functions or parts to disfigure and limit the person's ability to appreciate life but not killing them, ie genitals, legs, arms, continence, tongue, slicing higher and higher lengths of the spinal cord, hearing, eyesight, etc; and with appropriate anesthetic while the person watches. Seriously fucked up that that shit is jangling around in my head, but it's creepypasta worthy, no?
User avatar #157253 to #157161 - afrodemon (09/29/2014) [-]
ravioli with personality disorder and autism
User avatar #157330 to #157253 - genericnewfag (09/29/2014) [-]
tfw whenever i come here for advice someone mentions autism and nobody answers my question
User avatar #157410 to #157330 - afrodemon (09/30/2014) [-]
what, im pretty sure that ravioli is a pasta, and since it has a personality disorder and autism you can make it quite creepy
User avatar #157146 - tidaka ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm in the market for a new cellphone. I got an apple Iphone 4.

I would vastly appreciate some help finding my new phone.

First off, FUCK APPLE, I got this one FREE, and now I'm so fed up with there bullshit I am getting an android something. Following is a list of requirements.

OS: android.
1GB ram preferably more.
1.2GHz duo, I like higher GHz more than more cores. I wish to use emulators.
On-board memory of 8gigs or more and have external memory .
A good camera I intend to rig it up and use it as a webcam for Face-rig.
I will most likely be using atnt but an unlocked phone would be nice.
I have a cap of 150ish USD.
User avatar #157181 to #157146 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I highly recommend the HTC One M8.
Comes free if you're upgrading/ on the NEXT plan.
#157169 to #157146 - imrobin (09/29/2014) [-]
I have Galaxy s5 active
Highly recommend unless you plan on using Vine.
I have a vine account with 17k followers and cant even upload vines from my phone because it's a bandwidth issue or something.
I have to vine from my iPad mini. Shit is annoying
OTHER THAN THAT
A+ would recommend
User avatar #157149 to #157146 - newvein ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Nexus 5 is fantastic.
I have the LG G3 but I don't really like it. Great screen, but a little big. physica; buttons are on the BACK. feels very awkward.
I plan on getting the Sony Xperia Z3 or Z3 Compact early october.

What's your carrier?
User avatar #157154 to #157149 - megasharkman (09/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I agree that the buttons on the back is definitely annoying.
User avatar #157152 to #157149 - tidaka ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I use atnt now. But I am a pay as you go user and would like to remain removed from the lock you in bullshit.
User avatar #157162 to #157152 - newvein ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
goo.gl/Hq9whJ

Samsung supposedly makes the best phones right now. I don't like them too much myself, though. I do trust motorola phones.
User avatar #157147 to #157146 - megasharkman (09/29/2014) [-]
The LG G3 is pretty good. It can run Fpse(psx) and PPSSPP(psp) well. Right now I'm waiting for a phone that can run dolphin(gamecube/wii) well to trade in my galaxy s3.
#157145 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #157144 - dumerveil (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm 7 months pregnant and just found out the baby is mine. I honestly don't know what to do in this situation. I never expected the baby to be mine and I have no idea what to do because I'm only 19.
User avatar #157191 to #157144 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
abortion
User avatar #157155 to #157144 - megasharkman (09/29/2014) [-]
Any desire to stay with the girl?
After the baby is born see if you can get any federal grants for college or scholarships for being a single dad. Look up WIC and how to get food stamps.
#157156 to #157155 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
I'm 7 months pregnant and just found out the baby is mine
User avatar #157150 to #157144 - princessren ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
are you sure it is really yours?
have you been sleeping around? is it possible you got pregnant with someone elses baby?
#157151 to #157150 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
read it again.
User avatar #157153 to #157151 - princessren ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I know what I said
#157148 to #157144 - mr skeltal (09/29/2014) [-]
oh really?
User avatar #157142 - lskovfoged (09/29/2014) [-]
So, I need some advice, or some ideas, next month I will be getting a new tattoo down my left arm, I currently have the Angel of Death on my chest (So edgy, there's a story behind it though) and I need something sort of in the theme of that, or from life to death, but each time I try to get some ideas, my mind just goes blank. Can you guys help me out?
User avatar #157183 to #157142 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Never get a tattoo on impulse, man.
Think this one through. Don't know what to get? Don't get anything.
Save yourself some money, and a lifetime of regret.

Next tattoo you get, before doing so, get the image framed and have it put up in-front of your bed and leave it there for a few months. If you still like it after those few months, then get the tattoo. Otherwise, don't.
User avatar #157254 to #157183 - lskovfoged (09/29/2014) [-]
Hey I am not saying "design the tattoo for me" or "give me something specific I can choose from"
I just said to give me some ideas, maybe some pictures, in the theme "from life to death"
Then I can put them together myself, and make it work in a way that I like.
It's not on impulse either, I've been looking for 2 years on a lot of different things to get my arm covered, and I do have some specific ideas.
That I want to incorporate into what ideas you guys might be able to give.
#157284 to #157254 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Closest thing I've got for 'ya, then.
User avatar #157132 - afrodemon (09/28/2014) [-]
what walks on 3 legs at night? a king on his knees drawing his last breath stay humble
User avatar #157141 to #157132 - ScottP ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three legs at night?
User avatar #157259 to #157231 - ScottP ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Good
User avatar #157158 to #157141 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
your mom
User avatar #157159 to #157158 - ScottP ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Close, but no cigar
User avatar #157160 to #157159 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't even smoke
User avatar #157133 to #157132 - makotoitou (09/28/2014) [-]
a whore with my dick up her ass?
#157129 - brewswillis (09/28/2014) [-]
i have a question for you guys.
how do you call a style like this? i mean the all black and white but kinda thinned out thing. minimalistic just doesnt cut it.
User avatar #157135 to #157129 - imnotkickthecat (09/28/2014) [-]
Its like a stylized silhouette
User avatar #157136 to #157135 - brewswillis (09/28/2014) [-]
yes, thank you. that helped
User avatar #157130 to #157129 - makotoitou (09/28/2014) [-]
coloring book
User avatar #157117 - connorjay (09/28/2014) [-]
"Bring an item to your interview that describes you"

Any suggestions?
User avatar #157186 to #157117 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
What do you put most of your time into?
Bring that.
User avatar #157137 to #157117 - imnotkickthecat (09/28/2014) [-]
Winchester Model 70 (pre-1964)

It was not even an original design. The Model 70 was an improvement of Winchester's Model 54, which in turn was based on the Mauser Model 98. But upon its birth in 1936, it kindled a love affair that has never died. Winchester advertised it as "the rifleman's rifle", and the slogan stuck. This was the big-game rifle by which all others were measured, and it is still, in my opinion, the best factory bolt action ever made.
The gun borrowed the best features from both the Mauser 98 and the Model 54. It retained the Mauser's massive extractor and controlled-feed system but utilized a cone-shaped breech like the Model 54's, which guided cartridges into the chamber even if they weren't perfectly aligned. In place of the Mauser's slow, jarring firing-pin fall, the Model 70's was very fast and smooth. The trigger was the best ever designed for a hunting rifle, period-"a three-piece miracle of simplicity that gave an excellent pull, would never fail, and once adjusted was adjusted forever.
But the Model 70 has had a rocky road. Pre-"World War II examples were fine, but after the war quality steadily declined, and the ones turned out before the old model's demise in 1963 were shoddy indeed. Winchester's then-president decreed that it must die because it was too costly to produce.
In 1964, Winchester announced a new Model 70 that was cheaper and basically a good gun, but it was big-time, serious Ugly. Shooters beheld it and were outraged. Their fury did not abate until 1994, when Winchester reintroduced the traditional design under the name Model 70 Classic.
Many of the original Model 70s are now collector's pieces, particularly in the scarcer calibers, and some people will pay very fancy prices for them. Its luster remains undimmed. Never before and probably never again will we see such a combination of accuracy, reliability, grace, and mystique.
#157118 to #157117 - Aezync (09/28/2014) [-]
stress ball

" i need it cause im a hard worker"
User avatar #157119 to #157118 - connorjay (09/28/2014) [-]
Ooooh decent
#157114 - Aezync (09/28/2014) [-]
hello everyone,
long story inbound, but I would like anyone who is kind enough to give me advice, to do so. I am in quite a desperate state of mind (and no, i'm not thinking about self-harm or anything. not even close. just hella distracted and unable to sleep... taking away tons from my enjoying life and my college career)
Also, I would just like to say that I've been coming here for years, and, well, I see this place as a "comfort zone", if you will. i've always liked the content here, and have been visited regularly.

Anyways, here I go: (for those of you who don't want to keep reading, thanks for your time anyways
just saw this movie called "tusk".... even though i know that I can't handle the least scary horror movies.
needless to say, it's keeping me up at night, and I can't help but think of the gruesome images and the concept of the movie (i can explain, if you want, but it would take me a few paragraphs and probably would discourage users from reading this post). Weird thing is, I'm not horrified or pissing my pants in fear; im mostly anxious and rather sad. Not sure why this bizarre horror movie instilled these feelings in me... perhaps its shocking nature (which is quite unique) has still taken me by surprise? I thought'd I'd saw everything until this movie, which seems realistic, so it's hard for me to dispel it as fantasy.

a little background info: i have always been a pussy, I don't know why. i cant handle scary movies cause after ive watched one i take it way too seriously. also, im well acquainted with fear, having been afraid of the dark until recently (well, my mind still plays tricks on me and I do feel rather uncomfortable in the darkness of my room).

Back on to what I was saying....
So yeah, I'm anxious, sad, and quite fearful after having watched this movie. Can anyone give me advice as to how I can feel better? What's wrong with me?
Helping me would mean more than you know... my academics are suffering and so is my life in general..
User avatar #157215 to #157114 - blkjk (09/29/2014) [-]
I don't know how good the actors are in it, but sometimes it helps to just see through their acting. Or try to think of it in a funny way. While I was watching one of the more recent paranormal activities I had to exit the theater for a while because I was laughing so hard at a part in it. (when the invisible demon thing picks up the girl and she's sorta spinning... I imagined the demon purposely winding her up like a top with a giddy smile, but just in a goofy way, like instead of trying to cause harm he was trying to entertain/provide humor for the viewers)

I used to get deathly afraid of movies as a child though. After seeing war of the worlds I had trouble sleeping/not having nightmares for quite a while.

From the ages of 4-17 the majority of my dreams consisted of me getting killed, receiving extreme bodily harm, or viewing loved ones and family members being killed.

My parents used to have me take meds to make me groggy so I would go to sleep easier, that often times just made it harder for me to wake myself up then so I would have to deal with the pain.

My advice is to either try to find humor in the movie somehow(watch it in a well lit room and go to sleep with the lights all on bright and make sure you feel secure[ie. be mostly enclosed, sleep with your back to a wall, make sure no entryways are open into the room, try to have a pet with you if possible, or just stuffed animal. If you have any religious belief pray/just pretend you have someone there to protect you who's a powerful being meant for good. The only thing that's harming you is your own thoughts.] I also suggest focusing on a happy time in your life extremely hard, look through photographs that make you happy, or just watch a funny stupid movie that will get you to forget all about the scary one.

Follow my advice for sleeping though, it'll seriously help. Fear of the unknown causes the imagination to go rampant. If all the stimuli is predictable your imagination is controlled.
#157122 to #157114 - sugoi ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Gaben's wise words ring true even now...   
But seriously you'll get over it in time, not much else you can do since from what you've said, you're naturally scared of things. Maybe rewatch the movie at home with the Benny Hill theme song on or in the day and analyze every damn part of the movie so it's less scary and more funny or stupid.
Gaben's wise words ring true even now...
But seriously you'll get over it in time, not much else you can do since from what you've said, you're naturally scared of things. Maybe rewatch the movie at home with the Benny Hill theme song on or in the day and analyze every damn part of the movie so it's less scary and more funny or stupid.
#157131 to #157122 - Aezync (09/28/2014) [-]
I've been in that situtation before, and yes, it has passed... but I have a lot to do, and I don't have time to waste sitting here, depressed and pathetic.

I have no idea what to do with myself at the moment.... I feel like a joke.

Maybe it has something to do with me getting banned from league as well? I used to play it a lot, and it has been my main source of entertainment for the past few months. Maybe my brain associated happiness with playing it routinely, and now that it's gone suddenly, the effect of this movie is much stronger than it should have been?

What do you think?
User avatar #157111 - princessren ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
I have issues with talking on the phone
And I have to call this therapy about embarrassing stuff and get appointment
Hep
User avatar #157123 to #157111 - sugoi ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
Get a family or friend to do it and sit next to them so you know how to talk.

Alternatively do it yourself with family or friends as morale support.
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