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#168071 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
Want to bang (or at least make out) with a girl that is kind of shy and distant.

She lives nearby and I'd like to think I'm out of her league or at least real high, if I can use that to my advantage.

I tried to get close physically speaking and it's a 50/50 sometimes she seems to enjoy it, sometimes not.

So what do?
#168077 to #168071 - dzimo (12/22/2014) [-]
if to bang only i would go big. some mumbo jumbo she likes and then dive in for glorious bootey. or a slap.
#168058 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
is there any way to restore a deleted FJ account?
User avatar #168059 to #168058 - laky (12/22/2014) [-]
PM admin about it. Make sure you write with a sarcastic and spiteful tone and make the letter extra long
User avatar #168064 to #168059 - swaqq (12/22/2014) [-]
Just so I'm not wasting my time, is it possible?

A christmas miracle, perhaps
User avatar #168065 to #168064 - fistfireace (12/22/2014) [-]
No, you can't even go to his profile so you can't PM him.
User avatar #168125 to #168065 - joshlol, inventor of being lonely (12/23/2014) [-]
you can do that without viewing his profile but I think he has his inbox disabled regardless
User avatar #168066 to #168065 - swaqq (12/22/2014) [-]
FAQQ
well, thanks anyway
User avatar #168067 to #168066 - fistfireace (12/22/2014) [-]
No problem.
#168052 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
My friend gave me a switchblade for Christmas. It's a cute little knife. The sharpest knife I've probably ever owned.
What he doesn't know is I'm pretty suicidal.

My question is... How would you guys feel if you gifted a knife and found out the person used it to hurt themself? Shitty/Indifferent? I don't know if I want to ruin his life. It's just an opportune moment. No therapy plz. Just the question at hand.
User avatar #168106 to #168052 - aurumia (12/23/2014) [-]
Why would you tell him?



Therapy aside: either regift it, or give it back to him, and tell him why. If you won't take my advice or therapy, then at least try to trust your friend, because chances are he will want to help you, and honey, you need it.
User avatar #168079 to #168052 - silverzepher (12/23/2014) [-]
i recommend not using knives, you tend to be awake for most of it, u recommend buying, planting, and trending to poisonous pants, you should look into the belladonna family, they are pretty and if you do every decide to of yourself you have a last trip before you go. that being said offing yourself is the most selfish thing you can do, and i recommend against it(coming from a person that has created death 3 times, and one if then was an attempt on my own life).

to the question at hand, imagine if you have that friend a gift of a car(pretend you're rich) and he then promptly drove off a cliff, would you feel happy that he did it?
User avatar #168321 to #168079 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
aurumia

did you not like my idea of not going painfully, did you not agree with the growing of plants(which can be quite therapeutic), or my driving a car off of a cliff analogy?
User avatar #168403 to #168321 - aurumia (18 hours ago) [-]
I am just now seeing it silverzepher - my advice to anon still stands, that he trust his friend with the truth, but it is true, seeing things grow before you is the best therapy. Kids, puppies, plants, even for me, writing a novel and watching the word count rise has its own method in the madness. I'm sorry you were once trying to take your own life - sadly it seems like a lot of people I know what stood where you stood and where anon stands. Hopefully, from the tone of your post, you've realized just how awesome life is. I mean Fj isn't exactly a therapy group, but I'm here for both of you (any of you reading this too) if you want to talk.
User avatar #168404 to #168403 - silverzepher (18 hours ago) [-]
dark times in the past let me know that as little power we have over someone willing to do so to change their mind, i offer suggestions that would be less painful for them, i do think that one shouldn't take their own life, but as many times as i have seen it happen, as many times i have lost someone, i know how little someone can change their choice. i recommend when dealing with the system we have on this site to reserve judgement until you have "read, understood, and can utilize" the statement, it will cut down on how many people like me that get asnarky attitude when there is no response as to why you disagree
#168075 to #168052 - dzimo (12/22/2014) [-]
shit i would feel like shit. reason 1 - i didnt know my friend is suicidal. reason 2 - i fucking got him the knife which he killed himself with.
User avatar #168072 to #168052 - serhiy (12/22/2014) [-]
if you use the knofe on yourself, at least leave a note saying no hard feelings
User avatar #168069 to #168052 - phoenixforger (12/22/2014) [-]
Well, he would feel terrible because his friend just killed himself with a gift he gave him.
User avatar #168322 to #168069 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
i think you need a more bird like avatar
User avatar #168351 to #168322 - phoenixforger (12/25/2014) [-]
I guess that does fit my name a bit better. Thanks.
User avatar #168386 to #168351 - silverzepher (21 hours ago) [-]
No problem
User avatar #168068 to #168052 - icefried (12/22/2014) [-]
Not gonna tell you not to kill yourself. Do what you want, it's your life.

Don't kill yourself with the knife though. I'd personally feel like shit if i found out that a knife that i gave as a gift ended up killing a friend.

Mostly because i'd feel horrible and insensitive that at the time i didn't notice or even think about the possibility that my friend was suicidal, now that it seems so apparent after their death, and that i have even possibly contributed to the decision to commit suicide by giving him/her a tool to do it.
User avatar #168056 to #168052 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Suicide is never worth it.
It'd make that person feel worse than you feel right now.

I don't know what you've been through, but note this:
[big]Don't ever let your past Define you. Let it Refine you.[big]

To me, depression is a state of ignorance and narrow-mindedness.
You're choosing to focus on negative things. You're choosing to make your life worse.

Silence and Solitude will do you no favors with your depression.
User avatar #168053 to #168052 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
>suicidial
if you really were, you would've done it already. attentionwhore pls go
#168054 to #168053 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
>Can't spell worth a shit
>Needing internet validation through edgy remarks.
Worthless person pls go.
User avatar #168055 to #168054 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
>being anon
User avatar #168061 to #168055 - womanexplain (12/22/2014) [-]
Mako is just misinformed.
User avatar #168323 to #168061 - silverzepher (12/25/2014) [-]
No he isn't, he is just being himself
#168040 - trainverse (12/22/2014) [-]
Hello! i have no idea who to turn to so here it goes.

so there was this party at a newly opened bar on this island resort where I work at. The owner allowed us to get a few drinks. long story short things got a little wild. Long story short, my friend drunk too much and he passed out. found out the dumbass is allergic to alcohol and is asthmatic. we got work tomorrow and we're pretty sure he's gonna get fired if we dont do shit. what do?
User avatar #168041 to #168040 - advicedude (12/22/2014) [-]
Help the guy out. It's the right thing to do.
User avatar #168037 - bobvonbobby (12/22/2014) [-]
I met a chick on omelge. She's awesome. She lives in PA. I live in IL. She wants to bang. i'm 19 years old. I'm a virgin. Should I take a trip to go have sex?
User avatar #168092 to #168037 - sphincterface ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
Just for sex? No. Not worth it man. If you're looking into actually dating her, then maybe. You're 19 years old and I guarantee there will be plenty of other girls who will want to have sex with you.
#168095 to #168092 - crimzonhazard (12/23/2014) [-]
"plenty of girls that will want to have sex with you..." thats what I thought 9 years ago
User avatar #168073 to #168037 - serhiy (12/22/2014) [-]
might be a catfish, i won't do it.
User avatar #168057 to #168037 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Honestly:
No.

Save your money -- You're 19.
Wait for the right girl -- Not the first thing on two legs that's willing.
User avatar #168050 to #168037 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
yolo it
User avatar #168042 to #168037 - advicedude (12/22/2014) [-]
Take it from me. I've been in this situation many times. The answer is no.
User avatar #168046 to #168042 - bobvonbobby (12/22/2014) [-]
This isn't what I want to hear. I want you guys to tell me to go for it and have a YOLO moment for once in my life. Like, I'm looking at it like... it's christmas break. I want to do something. And like, I was in a relationship for three years... And then she dumped me this summer to... "find herself". Then she goes off and starts dating another dude. So for me, looking for find love, I'm honestly not searching right now. And me and this girl, we've skyped, we've been talking, dirty/clean. And yeah, she's alright. I've never done anything... "crazy" in my life.
User avatar #168047 to #168046 - advicedude (12/22/2014) [-]
>asking advice
>rejecting advice
I used to be that guy who'd go on omegle and chatroulette and anything to talk to girls. In the end, it isn't worth it. Focus on yourself, be succesfull, let out a good wank and just let it alone.
User avatar #168048 to #168047 - bobvonbobby (12/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know. I'm terrible. I wasn't intentionally looking for girls, though. I got on with my friends to dick around.

I'll think about it some more.
User avatar #168049 to #168048 - advicedude (12/22/2014) [-]
Just saying any thoughts like that go away after a good wank, deep breaths, and a good nights sleep.
User avatar #168039 to #168037 - teoberry (12/22/2014) [-]
awesomerninjathing this is right up your alley
#168030 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
I need major advice. So I told my mom I was going on a college sponsered trip to australia (with professors and students) when really I'm going alone to meet a guy I've been dating for 3 years. A ticket cost 2000 dollars and he split the price with me. Now I'm worried about my mom finding out the lie and I know if she did she'd never forgive me and our relationship would be crippled forever (it's not all that good now).

Also getting back to my college campus will be a huge hassle and I have to ask my friends of huge favors. I'm afraid I'll regret this or I'll slip up on the lie or something.... please should I cancel? Or what should I do? I leave January 1st.
User avatar #168108 to #168030 - aurumia (12/23/2014) [-]
For the love of all that is holy, cancel. If you don't feel right even telling your mom the truth, that's a gut notion to get the heck out of the situation. Control free or not, anon, if you are forced to ask random people on the internet what you should be doing, then the choice is already been made. 1k dollars and possibly your relationship with your mom is at stake, and if you are not 100% that you are not risking both, I say no-go.
User avatar #168060 to #168030 - laky (12/22/2014) [-]
Wait so you're in college and you still need to lie to your mom?

My advice is that you tell her about the trip when you're there. You're mom can't really do anything because you're in Australia, but she will know the guy is cool since he hasn't already killed you
#168096 to #168060 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
my mom is a massive control freak. She still doesn't like me talking to guys and tries to control what I wear and when I wear it.
User avatar #168034 to #168030 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
WELP YOU'RE PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
So just do it cause you know what fuck it you're still young enough to pull this kind of crap and just brush it off as "I wanted to see the world."

Just make sure you can get back to college on time, leaving on January 1st is kinda pushing it but I don't exactly know when your semester starts so whatever.
Also Australia summer is a clusterfuck, so good luck with that bwahahaha.
#168027 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
I'm a recovering anorexic and I need advice on how to work out and what to do to work out and keep myself from losing weight if anything
User avatar #168028 to #168027 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
I feel like this question is better suited to the fitness board.
#168029 to #168028 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
I felt that too, but I felt kind a wrong to post on Fitness "and weightloss"
I was kinda confused
User avatar #168031 to #168029 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough but they help with fitness and health. Weight loss is just there since that's what most people are after. The guys over there are still far more knowledgeable on the subject than the people lurking on this board.
#168017 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
So my mother told me to fuck off and not go home for christmas and angrily ended our phone call.

Should I still go home for christmas or let her be alone?
User avatar #168093 to #168017 - sphincterface ONLINE (12/23/2014) [-]
She's your mom. She will come around. Don't call her just yet, but be prepared to call her later on some day and just talk to her. She's probably really stressed right now, moms tend to get in really mad moods around Christmas time because they get so nervous about family and gifts so just talk to her.
User avatar #168062 to #168017 - laky (12/22/2014) [-]
Well whose going to be home for Christmas?

I'd say go if there are a lot more family members going. If anything you'd wanna see them
User avatar #168044 to #168017 - advicedude (12/22/2014) [-]
Depends on the situation. If you fucked up, don't go. If she's crazy, don't go. If she's emotionally stressed, go.
User avatar #168023 to #168017 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Still show up for Christmas, man.
User avatar #168022 to #168017 - scratchpadmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
What did you do to her that made her so mad?
#168018 to #168017 - saltybanana (12/22/2014) [-]
let her burn in hell   
   
just call her man, first give her some space, let her think about the stupid argument you guys had. and call her back calmly, and just talk to her becarefull with your words shes still might be in heat
let her burn in hell

just call her man, first give her some space, let her think about the stupid argument you guys had. and call her back calmly, and just talk to her becarefull with your words shes still might be in heat
#168016 - dvmaster (12/22/2014) [-]
Guys I think I need some dating advice

So last Tuesday i asked a girl out and she seemed pretty excited about it, we went out on Sunday to the movies and it was really fun, no awkward silences or anything like that.

How long do you guys think I should wait before I ask to see if she wants to hang out again?

The reason I ask is because I'm being forced to leave the city for four days to spend some time with my family and I don't want her to think I lost interest or something.
User avatar #168110 to #168016 - aurumia (12/23/2014) [-]
My best advice is to tell her, verbatim if you must "I really enjoyed hanging out with/going out with you on Sunday. I'm going to be out of town for a few days this week but if you're free next (insert day here) I'd love to take you (insert ACTIVITY here)." (Doing something other than a movie makes for conversation. An awesome 6th-7th date idea is volunteering, (ie: if she digs dogs, go to a shelter and help out for a couple hours. Gloriously romantic? Not so much, but if the relationship is long term, seeing how each of you react to less than pristine circumstances is a good idea. Plus, you get "he gives back to helpless animals" brownie points.
User avatar #168045 to #168016 - advicedude (12/22/2014) [-]
literally in quotes what saltybanana said
#168019 to #168016 - saltybanana (12/22/2014) [-]
tell her you likes her, and you wants her   
   
just hit her up again and say "hey i had so much fun last night, are you available to go out next friday to get something to eat?" be positive when you talk to her again, tell her you wanna see her again before you leave with your folks.
tell her you likes her, and you wants her

just hit her up again and say "hey i had so much fun last night, are you available to go out next friday to get something to eat?" be positive when you talk to her again, tell her you wanna see her again before you leave with your folks.
#168003 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
so my ex gf's best friend and i was talking and he told me that she and her boyfriend (yes she found a new guy after i broke up with her like a month ago) was already sleeping the day they met. (he's literally a fat neckbeard cosplayer studying jap. teaching im not even kidding) im in a mad/sad mood. i mean, i should be over that already but the fact that she's going way too fast with him is making me mad. the reason why she found another guy this fast and get intimate is because she still couldn't get over with her ex (the guy before me) and apparently she's sleeping with guys to forget him. i broke up with her because she just couldn't love me. and i really wasn't feeling for her.
anyway, the reason why im excited is because im planning to fuck her about chrismas time. she's a virgin and suddenly it fucked my whole brain like why in the name of shit i didn't fuck her earlier. this is why im mad/sad.
should i fuck the stupid bitch or just forget about it and move on?
#168013 to #168003 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
>he's literally a fat neckbeard cosplayer studying jap.

Her standards are that low. I wouldn't even waste my time talking to her.
User avatar #168009 to #168003 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
>She and her boyfriend was already sleeping the day they met.
>She's a virgin

Nigga what?
#168011 to #168009 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
i mean, he's not putting it in there its like rubbing or some werid shit dunno
User avatar #168026 to #168011 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
And you believe that shit?
Cmon man they're fucking and saying that shit to save face.
User avatar #168008 to #168003 - delphine (12/22/2014) [-]
move on.
if you were the one who broke up with her, because it wasn't working out, then just move on.
User avatar #168012 to #168008 - rokkai (12/22/2014) [-]
that was my best solution actually. thank you
#168024 to #168012 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
you sound whiny and angsty. Let her live her life and you live yours. You had a window to sleep with her and you missed it, plus don't fuck with unstable people. They're unstable.
#168002 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
This is half me venting, and half me needing some second opinions on what I should do.

There is this girl (there always is) that I've known for like a year and a half after she and my best friend were friends with benefits, that ended around a year ago when he got a GF, but they remained friends, so I'd meet her from time to time when hanging with him. Then this summer I met her quite a lot and I'd say we became friends during the holiday.

She then moved into a collective with my best female friend (who is now the GF of my best friend), and when I'm back in my home town I usually spend most my nights sleeping in that collective (I study in another city, but go home when I can). So I started to see more of her whenever I was home, and we became good friends, and often cuddling when watching movies and so on.

Will continue.
#168004 to #168002 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
OP here
Then some months ago when pretty drunk, she asked me if I wanted to come sleep with her in her bed instead of sleeping on a sofa like I usually do when sleeping over at their place (sleeping as in actual sleep, not sex). I were almost completely sober as I was late because I had flown in that day, so I thought if something happened it'd feel iffy and turned it down and didn't think much of it until around a month at a party when one of her friends told me that she likes me while drunk. Because of the drunkenness I didn't take it to seriously, and guessed that she had just misinterpreted the girl being happy that i come visiting because we're friends, not because she like me. And nothing really pointed m to believe that there were anything there. And everyone else at that party wanted to hook me up with another girl, so I figured that'd put her off if there was something there.

Will continue
#168005 to #168004 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
Then earlier this week when we had both been drinking, then gotten back to the collective, things started happening. When the others had gone to bed, me and her were laying on the sofa talking, and I were cuddling with her. Slowly sexual tension built until she kissed me and said "tomorrow, this haven't happened". We started making out, hands going everywhere. While it was going on she said "I guess this was bound to happen at some point", "I don't want to ruin anything", "the others (my best friend and his GF) will be pissed", "I've been thinking of you, haven't you been thinking of me?". But in the end, she drove it back to cuddling before things got really serious. And I figured that was that, and was ready to just ignore that it had happened as she had asked.

Will continue (damn char limit)
#168006 to #168005 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
But last night, after we had been drinking, we again ended up on the sofa fooling around. Which leaves me to wonder what will happen. Not sure when I will see her again because of christmas things, but she snapped me saying "sorry for yesteday", I replied "sorry for what?", "ok, nothing I guess". Not completely sure why she said she were sorry, maybe because we didn't have sex?

But anyway, got any advice on how to aproach this? I think she is very araid of what our friends will say, I'm mostly worried what my best friend will say as it's someone he have had as a fuckbuddy before. (that being said, he did invite me to a threesome with her while the two of them had a thing, not that I think she knew about it).

I could really need some advice here, as I'm kinda lost.
User avatar #168025 to #168006 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/22/2014) [-]
she's probably been wanting to do stuff with you a lot but hasn't done it. When she's drunk she does it cause drunk people do stupid stuff and don't care. She apologized because she probably figures you're not into her, when she said sorry she expected you to say " no I enjoyed it ect ect." but instead you said "about what" which to her translates as nothing important happened between you two. So the act you did was "nothing" to you and again she feels like you don't like her. Try talking to her while she's sober and go from there.
#168032 to #168025 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
Thank you, that does make a lot of sense.. that bad thing is that it means I might have failed completely here. I have told her I'm completely retarded when it comes to understanding signals from girls, but still.

I am tempted to do the stupid ting of sending a long thing on FB withch basically boils down to "no I enjoyed it ect ect", but I won't. Been there, done that. That simply fucks up stuff even more. I guess the only thing I can really do is to meet with her and talk about it, probably when sober and ask shy she's saying sorry when she got nothing to be sorry for, and it's rather the opposite.

I'm quite terrible at reading what girls mean when they're fishing for things, so thank you a lot.
User avatar #168090 to #168032 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/23/2014) [-]
No no, just when you meet her tell her you enjoyed the night you guys spent fooling around and you'd like to have more... and some when sober. Also add in that you'd like to go on dates and stuff. She'll love it if she really is into you.
#168021 to #168006 - saltybanana (12/22/2014) [-]
if you love her just say it to her, and hopefully your friends will understand   
   
well ive been in this situation once too, i went out with this girl in our group of friends. i was very nervous cause i met her friends thru her, and it fel like i was taking her away from them if we went out.  tl: dr we ended up not going out anymore cause i had other things in my way, such as medical school    
   
just do it, your guys friends arent her or your parents, the fuck you care what they think man. just gwet your nut in bruhh!! who gives
if you love her just say it to her, and hopefully your friends will understand

well ive been in this situation once too, i went out with this girl in our group of friends. i was very nervous cause i met her friends thru her, and it fel like i was taking her away from them if we went out. tl: dr we ended up not going out anymore cause i had other things in my way, such as medical school

just do it, your guys friends arent her or your parents, the fuck you care what they think man. just gwet your nut in bruhh!! who gives
#168033 to #168021 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
If it was just because my friends wold think it's weird, I wouldn't care. My best friend and my female friend got together and were super awkward because of the fear of it being awkward that they got back together. It's much better to just say it straight.

The problem is that it kinda goes against the brocode to go for an ex of a friend. but then again, she's not really an ex, just fuckbuddies who both had sex with others at that time.

As for loving her.. I'm not sure if I'm at that level.. not yet at least.
User avatar #168111 to #168033 - saltybanana (12/23/2014) [-]
well there you go answered your own question

shes not an ex, so it wont be weird at all.

your not planning in making her your gf so why are you tripping on seeing her again??? not like you broke her heart. bitch knew what was coming
#168001 - minibeep ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
never trust a jew because he will take advantage of anything and let you down
never trust a nigger because he is to stupid to remember what he promised
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User avatar #167968 - jellyman (12/22/2014) [-]
I want to buy an anti-virus/internet security program for my Lenovo G50 laptop. Which one do you guys think would be the best optioin?
User avatar #168074 to #167968 - pokemonstheshiz (12/22/2014) [-]
MSE+Malwarebytes+AdwCleaner
All free (you can pay for the Malwarebytes premium if you want), and virtually no problems, and I torrent stuff/browse unsavory sites more often than I'd care to admit.
User avatar #167987 to #167968 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Nothing is really worth buying, tbh.
Just go with Avast and Malbytes and you're set.
User avatar #167984 to #167968 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
norton tho
User avatar #167977 to #167968 - maybelline (12/22/2014) [-]
norton 100%
User avatar #167962 - gunatyoface (12/22/2014) [-]
Examples of de facto and de jure? Can ya explain how the example applies, even something trivial to help understand better?
#167960 - dalokan (12/22/2014) [-]
I was drinking Monster and it fell on the ground and while i went to get a washcloth to clean it my cat licked it all up.   
   
The fuck do I do now? I mean she seems more energetic and shit. Should i take her to the vet?   
   
Can I still finish my drink?
I was drinking Monster and it fell on the ground and while i went to get a washcloth to clean it my cat licked it all up.

The fuck do I do now? I mean she seems more energetic and shit. Should i take her to the vet?

Can I still finish my drink?
User avatar #167985 to #167960 - makotoitou ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
ENERGY CAT
User avatar #167982 to #167960 - delphine (12/22/2014) [-]
Call your vet, and ask them. They will give you free advice. That's what we did when our dog ate fireworks.
#167998 to #167982 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
your dog ate fireworks?
#168000 to #167998 - delphine (12/22/2014) [-]
Nestor is not the height of intelligence. People think afghan hounds are so majestic, they've never been around one long enough to know that they're pretty derpy. His favorite thing to try and eat is tape.
User avatar #167980 to #167960 - hourlyb ONLINE (12/22/2014) [-]
Probably, yeah.
Monster is terrible for people, its gotta be fucking apocalyptic for pets.
User avatar #167978 to #167960 - maybelline (12/22/2014) [-]
give her a joint
#167959 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
I have a question for you guys!

So i have this friend who lives about an hour away from me. She is really hot, and im pretty sure she is a little into me. I dont know for sure doe. She snapped me today and told me to let her know the next time I was going to a party. I asked if she really would come, and she said "yes, ofc"! I then told her she could sleep at my place, because it is a little bit far, and she is probably going to.

My question for you is; how do i seduce her? We are probably a little drunk and all, so i guess it might be a little bit easier then. But when we are "going to bed", what should i do and say? Im a little new to this.. Never had a girl i kinda know over!
User avatar #167966 to #167959 - Virt (12/22/2014) [-]
ok ive had the whole drunk hook up with a friend thing happen
best bet is when youre both drunk just tell her
be up front an honest girls dig that, throughout the night just have fun and dont worry about it but your best bet is to just be up front and say you like her

its the hardest thing to do but the most sure way
however it goes good luck and just have fun, dont try too hard
#167956 - UNIQUELOL (12/22/2014) [-]
I want to get some graphic tees.

Anyone have any reccomendations to clothing sites that relate to Boomslank and o
omocat?
#167958 to #167956 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
threadless, they might have some.
User avatar #167957 to #167956 - UNIQUELOL (12/22/2014) [-]
Omocat*
User avatar #167947 - brownskin (12/21/2014) [-]
tried this as a content, but nobody in newest uploads can roll dubs apparently.
Just got Skyrim off Steam for like $5. First person to roll dubs gets to pick my name and race in the game. Two rolls per person. Don't forget the new rolling format.
It'll go (roll 2, 1-99) with asterisks instead of parenthesis.
Doing it on this board because it gets a good amount of traffic.
If nobody gets it in an hour, I'll just use the RPG name roll to determine the name, and develop a character around it.
Now please guys, be gentle.
User avatar #167970 to #167947 - confusedasian (12/22/2014) [-]
FIVE DOLLARS OH SHIT THE ONE DAY I LEVE MY HOuSE I GOTTA GET DAT LEGENDARY EDITION THANKS FOR HEADS UP
User avatar #167953 to #167947 - beatmasterz (12/21/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll 2, 1-99*"**
**beatmasterz rolls 37**
**beatmasterz rolls 77** An argonian named lusty maid
User avatar #167954 to #167953 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
ggnore
User avatar #167991 to #167954 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
Are we talking a male or female argonian?
User avatar #167992 to #167991 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
I believe males would be "Lusty Butler."
Since he has specified Lusty Maid I believe she will be a female Argonian.
User avatar #167994 to #167992 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
played the game numerous times on Xbox. Not only is this my first PC play-through, but my first female play-through. Any other details you wish to add (marriage, civil war quest line, etc.)? you do have the reigns here
User avatar #167995 to #167994 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
No I do not.
Since I did not roll the dubs lel.
User avatar #167997 to #167995 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
whoops, sorry about that, thought i was opening up a conversation with the roller of dubs. beatmasterz, if you would kindly answer my previous questions?
User avatar #168036 to #167997 - beatmasterz (12/22/2014) [-]
Female argonian.
User avatar #167915 - peanutbraddle (12/21/2014) [-]
Alright so a few days ago, I got a cashier's check from my dad, and never having had a bank account before I have no idea what to do with it. Does anyone know a way for me to cash it without opening a bank account? It's only for a hundred dollars, so I'd rather not open a bank account if I can avoid it.

Or, if I can open a bank account with nothing but a money order in it?
#167935 to #167915 - saltybanana (12/21/2014) [-]
ayy man go to the liquor store, just like mah pappy

well i would recommend you to open a bank account honestly. if you do try a credit union. i have one never had any problems with them at all. i have premier america good bank, good bank

if not just ask a friend todo it for you you have friends right?

last one is the liquor store method, never knoew how to do it, risky honestly
User avatar #167936 to #167935 - peanutbraddle (12/21/2014) [-]
thanks man, I guess I have to find a decent bank near me
Or go to the liquor store but I'm not 21 so that would probably be suspicious
User avatar #167937 to #167936 - saltybanana (12/21/2014) [-]
well atleast are you of 18 years of age? if so i know theres those check n cash places letg you do it
User avatar #167938 to #167937 - peanutbraddle (12/21/2014) [-]
yeah, I am
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