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User avatar #155279 - comandante (09/17/2014) [-]
This is the last curtain call for me. A couple of weeks ago, i was walking from class back to the shuttle bus, and i see this girl in an dress, the really thin ones that girls wear during summer. Guys, im as beta as they come, never even have went up to a girl to ask for her number, and im not too good looking, but her ass was sooooooooooooo fuckkkingggg perfect, i went up to her, and it went like this
"Hey do you have a bf?"
"no, why?"
"Cuz you have a big fucking ass, i can see it through your damn dress"
She laughed and thanked me for the compliment, and my dumbass walked away without her number. I have seen her twice and pretended not to notice her. Im sick of being a pussy, but idk why im so afraid to talk to her again. I didn't even get her name. can anyone who was shy early in lift but gradually grew out tell me what kind of mindset you have now?
#155360 to #155279 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
no mindset just a simple rule. its used in the dating game. called the 3 second rule. you have 3 seconds from the moment you decide you want to to talk to a girl to actually make contact. anything longer than 3 seconds and your brain will stop you
User avatar #155305 to #155279 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
lmao what the fuck that's hilarious

next time she wears that dress, say "oh hey, it's that dress i like" or some shit like that
User avatar #155306 to #155305 - comandante (09/18/2014) [-]
FUCK SHE WORE IT TODAY IM ALREADY FUCKING UP IN THE PAST TENSE!
User avatar #155307 to #155306 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
you dumbass lol goddamn

who the fuck walks away after a girl thanks him for complimenting her ass like jesus christ
User avatar #155320 to #155307 - comandante (09/18/2014) [-]
Dude and this girl is like a fucking ten. i have no fucking clue what was wrong with me that day. I think it worked because i meant it; not as a pickup line, or some way to fuck her. SHE HAD THE FATTEST OF ASSES, like nigga, dis ass was pushing her dress, i could basically see it shake from behind her the way it naturally does, god damn it was fucking awesome.
User avatar #155329 to #155320 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
imma need pics
#155412 to #155329 - comandante (09/18/2014) [-]
The one on the right is the most accurate inb4 i have seen better ass in my day
User avatar #155467 to #155412 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
nah it's cool
#155284 to #155279 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
If you can go up to a girl, who you do not know, and tell her you have a big ass in which you can see through her dress, you can ask for her number/name/whatever.

Also, since she laughed and thanked you, that's a good sign. Girls like confidence and, this may come as a surprise, but not all girls are about looks. I can't really give anymore advice/tips/whatever you want to call it because I'm not in position to do so. since I never asked a girl out in real life before .

However, I believe that you can do it. Just need to go for it.
#155285 to #155284 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
Fistfireace, you can ask me out.
Fistfireace, you can ask me out.
User avatar #155286 to #155285 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm straight. Besides, it looked you were really getting along with hankhillofthe. He seems better for you than I.
#155287 to #155286 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
It's not what you think! He-HE had porn!
It's not what you think! He-HE had porn!
User avatar #155288 to #155287 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
That you asked for? Lol
#155289 to #155288 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
I'm loyal to people I'm dating.
User avatar #155291 to #155289 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
While that's nice to know, that doesn't concern me 'cause I'm not dating you, nor will I do so. Not trying to be harsh or anything, but it's true.
User avatar #155293 to #155291 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
I can change!
User avatar #155294 to #155293 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
Change? Why would you want to stop posting CP?
#155295 to #155294 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
You're gunna make me cry.
User avatar #155296 to #155295 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
Why would you cry?
User avatar #155297 to #155296 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
Because of you!
User avatar #155298 to #155297 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
What did I do?
User avatar #155299 to #155298 - ipostcp (09/18/2014) [-]
I don't handle rejection well.
User avatar #155300 to #155299 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
At least you have cheese pizza to post.
#155302 to #155301 - fistfireace (09/18/2014) [-]
If this picture doesn't make you wanna post CP, then get the fuck outta my face. Kidding, of course.
User avatar #155282 to #155279 - makotoitou (09/17/2014) [-]
she horny as fuck for you bro
User avatar #155280 to #155279 - comandante (09/17/2014) [-]
BTW she looks at me quite a lot. Im a little worried she is just freaked out, and if i go up to her she will reject me. I think i could tell her her ass was big since their was nothing to lose, or thats at least what i think
User avatar #155283 to #155280 - whynotzoidberglol ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Go tap that ass. She wants you to say something to her. Initiate it, I promise you that the worse thing that can happen is her saying no. You're both human and you're both too shy until one of you starts the conversation. Don't think, just go!
User avatar #155278 - novren (09/17/2014) [-]
hey guise, I don't know where to post this, I am looking for a free webbsite to start a radio station, just for the kicks, with some friends, idea would be 2-10 people broadcasting tops, and around 2000 listeners at the very max.

Now I know some time ago there was a FJ radio thing and the guy hosted it on some webpage but I can't seem to find it and it was pretty sweet. Do you guys now any website similar to what I've described?
#155271 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
So, basically. Some guy saw my friend hand me a cigarette today at lunch and he said he's going to tell Chief (we're in JROTC). I don't think there were any cameras pointed at us... but either way, how the fuck do I handle this? What should I say if the school confronts me? Thanks.
#155362 to #155271 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
turn it on the guy. ask him what proof he has. call him stupid. tell him you could outbench his punk ass anyday of the week and you fucked his mom while he was out failing at tattletale school
User avatar #155275 to #155271 - makotoitou (09/17/2014) [-]
don't do drugs fgt
#155273 to #155271 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
own up to it if you get asked about it.   
   
also... don't smoke. it's not good for you, no matter what you think or what you are told. it's not cool either.
own up to it if you get asked about it.

also... don't smoke. it's not good for you, no matter what you think or what you are told. it's not cool either.
#155274 to #155273 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
I don't do it because I think it's good for me or because I think it's cool, I do it because it's the only way I know to cope with my anxiety. But yeah, after this I'm probably gonna stop...
#155276 to #155274 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
it's not a good idea to associate a substance with a calming effect to anxiety. instead, do a hobby or something that is good for you and healthy. it's a much better way to deal with it than almost becoming an addict because when you get anxious, you'll want a smoke and you'll rely on it too much.

see a therapist if it's bad.
User avatar #155272 to #155271 - derpityhurr (09/17/2014) [-]
deny it negro
#155247 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
Ok so I went to that second hand store and finally bought a 9 iron.
However I did buy something else on impulse, a briefcase. A sorta shitty and fragile one but it was cheap so yeah.
As it would turn out, this purchase did have two plus sides to it.
For one, when I walked home with my dog, briefcase and new 9 Iron, I didn't look like a complete serial killer.
Second, I figured I could store stuff in it until the apocalypse.


So what do you think I should but in it?
I've discussed with my consult and he's suggested bandages instead of band aids. Sterilizer instead of painkillers, and suggested a whisky instead of sterilizer.
I have some honey laying around, should I add that?
Alternatives:
Food
Medicine/medical equipment
Tools
Weapons
Clothing/protections
Survival stuff

All suggestions are welcome! Even for Sideism!
#155363 to #155247 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
maybe it makes you not look like a serial killer but im fairly sure you are one
User avatar #155303 to #155247 - sideism (09/18/2014) [-]
>even from sideism
whats that supposed to mean?!
#155383 to #155382 - sideism (09/18/2014) [-]
first off: you should sell off that 9 iron get yourself a fucking mechete. mechetes are cool
secondly, you should get rid of all that heretical medicine, i say burn it
final note, save that honey for later, i hear it never spoils
User avatar #155384 to #155383 - sideism (09/18/2014) [-]
hail caesar
#155258 to #155247 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
I assume you live in the states.

just buy a gun if you want a weapon, I don't know what type because I went to /k/ once and it seems every gun is shit apparently.

what apocalypse scenario are you preparing for anyway?
User avatar #155259 to #155258 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
1 I am not from the states
2 the nuke one
#155482 to #155259 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
all I know is that you're known as the fallout guy.
User avatar #155537 to #155482 - thelizardlord (09/19/2014) [-]
So you DO know who I am!
#155611 to #155537 - 4chan refugee (09/19/2014) [-]
yeah.
#155261 to #155259 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
i mean highly UNLIKELY
User avatar #155262 to #155261 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
I like those odds
#155263 to #155262 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
have you seen the 1984 film threads?
#155265 to #155264 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
you should, it's a really good cold war film.

the jist of it is that the cold war gets hot, REALLY hot. it's not just during the initial attack but it goes onto 10 years after where you see some of the characters living in the new world, you'll love it.

how much have you looked into the effects of nuclear war? just asking.
User avatar #155266 to #155265 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
I've played fallout six times
#155268 to #155266 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
is that it?
User avatar #155269 to #155268 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
No I am just a moron
#155423 to #155269 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
so... did you do research?
User avatar #155424 to #155423 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
I've got a plan
#155425 to #155424 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
oh yeah?

go on.
User avatar #155426 to #155425 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
A really big ass bunker, or a safehouse
#155427 to #155426 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
where?

do you know how much they cost to build/maintain?
User avatar #155428 to #155427 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
It's a long shot plan.
But for now I will settle for my briefcase.
And I have some idea.
#155429 to #155428 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
you're briefcase will protect you from this?   
   
to be honest, in the even of a nuclear strike, you'll be more focused on which pointless direction to run in before you can even think of what to put in a briefcase.    
   
you are serious right? you really want to survive a nuclear war?
you're briefcase will protect you from this?

to be honest, in the even of a nuclear strike, you'll be more focused on which pointless direction to run in before you can even think of what to put in a briefcase.

you are serious right? you really want to survive a nuclear war?
User avatar #155430 to #155429 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
It's more of a hobby of mine to prepare for nuclear war
#155453 to #155430 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
yes.
User avatar #155459 to #155453 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
I also take it you don't know who I am, which most people don't.
#155450 to #155430 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
I have too much free time to look this stuff up. I just like learning about it and if someone gets me onto the subject I just spew out all the info I can.

It's fun.
User avatar #155451 to #155450 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
So you're basically anyone from the internet?
#155431 to #155430 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
it sounds like a pretty fcuking expensive hobby, buying a bunker, getting supplies, getting ready and so on. it seems like a mighty waste of time to be honest with you. what if you spend all your life preparing for something that either A) never happens or B) Happens but you aren't ready.    
   
at least look up the effects of radiation. Nuclear bombs aren't just a big bomb that makes the world a little bit radioactive, a full scale war really fucks up the earth to a the point of no return and humans will be wiped out no matter where you are. (maybe norht pole and south pole will be fine but you can't live easily there) I'm not saying you should stop doing what you are doing but since you are serious about it, take it seriously. know what the likely targets are, know what happens AFTER the attack as well as during and before.
it sounds like a pretty fcuking expensive hobby, buying a bunker, getting supplies, getting ready and so on. it seems like a mighty waste of time to be honest with you. what if you spend all your life preparing for something that either A) never happens or B) Happens but you aren't ready.

at least look up the effects of radiation. Nuclear bombs aren't just a big bomb that makes the world a little bit radioactive, a full scale war really fucks up the earth to a the point of no return and humans will be wiped out no matter where you are. (maybe norht pole and south pole will be fine but you can't live easily there) I'm not saying you should stop doing what you are doing but since you are serious about it, take it seriously. know what the likely targets are, know what happens AFTER the attack as well as during and before.
User avatar #155436 to #155431 - thelizardlord (09/18/2014) [-]
You seem to be more serious about this than me.
#155432 to #155431 - 4chan refugee (09/18/2014) [-]
most importantly, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, this isn't fallout 3 becasue in fallout it's a bout 200 years or something since the bombs fell but when it happens to us it won't be 200 years after when we emerge from the rubble. another thing to remember is that modern nukes are much larger than Hiroshima or Nagasaki, for all we know the russains could have made the 100MT Tsar bomba they were planning to make.
most importantly, DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP, this isn't fallout 3 becasue in fallout it's a bout 200 years or something since the bombs fell but when it happens to us it won't be 200 years after when we emerge from the rubble. another thing to remember is that modern nukes are much larger than Hiroshima or Nagasaki, for all we know the russains could have made the 100MT Tsar bomba they were planning to make.
#155270 to #155269 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
if you're serious about surviving a nuclear war, look up the effects on the enviroment, health, society and logistics.

the real world that has been nuked is nothing like fallout. a full scale world nuclear war will cause so much dust to blow up into the atmosphere it will cause a nuclear winter and after that the ozone will be in a bad way so UV rays will increase which means cancer will be very likely and plants will struggle to grow.
#155260 to #155259 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm guessing Europe somewhere then.

get a knife or something, a 9 iron will only work for a while because they're not designed to hit heavy things and they will bend.

if you live in a city, it is highly likely you'll survive, even with what you have unless you sit in a bunker waiting for it to happen.
#155253 to #155247 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
9 iron - a weapon

why dont you just get a big ass knife or a sword?
User avatar #155254 to #155253 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
And where would I find a sword? In my closet?
#155255 to #155254 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Buy one, or an axe.
User avatar #155257 to #155255 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
I actually looked in my closet and there is a sword there. Beside the axe...
#155246 - ilikelizards (09/17/2014) [-]
If you want a gaming PC should you buy a built one or build it yourself?
#155364 to #155246 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
go to the video game or tech board. they got people that handle that
User avatar #155251 to #155246 - thelizardlord (09/17/2014) [-]
If you're not very technical yourself you should buy a built one.
User avatar #155245 - whynotzoidberglol ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey dudes, I'm trying to gather up some money to go to the Philippines(Specifically Manila) I'm trying to figure out how to gather up money for a plane ticket. Do any of you have ideas? I'm considering posting something on here, but I wouldn't know how or where to begin. Please help me, I need help.
#155365 to #155245 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
fiverr
User avatar #155309 to #155245 - ScottP (09/18/2014) [-]
If you have any marketable skills you could try finding odd client-based jobs like film production or art commissions.
#155244 - ussioc (09/17/2014) [-]
Okay gonna be going to some freshers week event, a UV light party, never really been to any before but there will be girls dancing, duh, and eventually after chatting to them they'd wanna dance, my question is, what the fuck do I do? I can't dance for shit.
#155252 to #155244 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Dont wear your cum soaked clothes.
#155256 to #155252 - ussioc (09/17/2014) [-]
Omg thanks, phew, almost would have worn them if it wasn't for you!
#155224 - theseventhmirror (09/17/2014) [-]
What do you do when you find gum in your hair and you know exactly who did it?
User avatar #155413 to #155224 - rokkarokkaali (09/18/2014) [-]
Shove gum in his ears and then put a pencil or something to push it in as deep as possible.
User avatar #155249 to #155224 - derpityhurr (09/17/2014) [-]
gradually make more chewed up gum appear near the perpetrator
User avatar #155215 - maxzloch (09/17/2014) [-]
So, I noticed admin is quite the ass to bronies. Anyone know why? Or what his take on them are? (I know there are very many different views.)
#155366 to #155215 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
because he self hates
#155223 to #155215 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Because they are faggots.
User avatar #155216 to #155215 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
He's a troll.
User avatar #155217 to #155216 - maxzloch (09/17/2014) [-]
Really? Because he made a whole wiki page, calls 'em retards, tons of really negative stuff, and the other groups are fine.
User avatar #155218 to #155217 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Even so, some people go far out of their way in boredom just for some laughs.
For instance:
Dehumānizer
User avatar #155219 to #155218 - maxzloch (09/17/2014) [-]
We got any idea what he really thinks though, or does he just troll, and that's as much as we know?
User avatar #155220 to #155219 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
He just trolls, man.
Everything he posts is bait.

"I can't pay my bills!"
'Ha, just wanted to see how many people would support FunnyJunk.'

If he really cared about anything done on this website, he would have shut down the Brony board and banned any users who post anything related to MLP.
User avatar #155221 to #155220 - maxzloch (09/17/2014) [-]
Alright, thanks fer putting up with a silly noob like me.
User avatar #155206 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Not really looking for advice, just wondering if anyone can explain this:

>Be masturbating just now
>NothingUnusualhere.png
>Be flipping through the usual material
>Trying to find something good
>Settle on some facesitting doujinshi nonsense
>Something feels different
>Approaching climax
>All aboard the orgasm train
>Something happens that's never happened before
>Literal warmth shoots throughout my body
>It's like when you feel a wash of embarassment except no emotions, just temperature
>WhatTheFuckingFuckerFuck.avi
>Feeling mostly in my torso
>Lift up shirt
>Entire front of my body looks like a Rosatia kid's cheeks
>WhatTheFuckingFuckerFuck.avi
>FeelsGoodMan.jpg
>IAin'tEven_Mad.png
>Bask in sweet warm afterglow

What the fuck just happened?
#155367 to #155206 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
you just became a black man
User avatar #155209 to #155206 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
You came.
User avatar #155207 to #155206 - ferrettamer ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
You orgasmed. Congrats
User avatar #155212 to #155207 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Listen here motherfucker, I've been masturbating upwards of 2-digit numbers every day since Elementary School, are you telling me I just experienced what's supposed to happen normally?

Like, everybody gets fucking hot during sexual anything, but I'm talking I didn't feel an orgasm. The shooting sensation was replaced with heat and only heat, minus the throbbing cock.
#155231 to #155212 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
wait hold the phone.

2 digits? you're telling me you do it more than 10 times a day? A DAY?
User avatar #155235 to #155231 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Not anymore.

But not only have I done it before, if I really wanted to, it seriously would be no thing at all.

When you jack off as often as I do, you figure out some really efficient methods.

See some comments down where a guy asked me to do it again, and I returned in 4 minutes with results.
#155237 to #155235 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
but you still did it over double digits?

I don't believe that's even biologically possible. once maybe twice is enough for most people.
User avatar #155238 to #155237 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry anon, I don't mean to sound like a dick.

But trust me, it's possible. Oh sweet lord, is it possible.
#155242 to #155238 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine I trust you on that. It must take up a lot of time.

I lose all interest after I finish, oh well
User avatar #155243 to #155242 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It did. Nowadays I'm more like you. I just use it to relieve sexual tension.

But trust me, the methods I have created over the years...I shortly went from needing like an hour with the fucking jerking motion to seriously needing 4 or less minutes.

With the average refractory period of a man being 7-10 minutes, you can just do the math on how many times from dawn to dusk I could jack off.
#155612 to #155243 - 4chan refugee (09/19/2014) [-]
that's a lot yo.
#155225 to #155212 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
You could do it again. See if it happens.
You could do it again. See if it happens.
User avatar #155226 to #155225 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Tried it, had an ordinary orgasm.
User avatar #155227 to #155226 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
Maybe you were actually horny instead of beating off simply cause of routine, ya know?

I know if I ever actually get horny and do it, it is a lot better.

Also pics are appreciated.
User avatar #155228 to #155227 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
That could be the case.

I just recently fell absolutely mad in requited love, so it's entirely possible that the emotional aspect is returning and it's just been a long time.

I'm 19, so nice try Mr. CP
I-It's not like I want to give you any pics! Baka!
User avatar #155229 to #155228 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm 19 too. I'm not into little kids either.
User avatar #155230 to #155229 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
O.

What kind of pics do you mean, even?
#155232 to #155230 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
You're jokin, right?
User avatar #155233 to #155232 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
I mean, if you're asking for dick pics, I'm not ashamed to admit I have those.
User avatar #155234 to #155233 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
That's what I'm talkin about.
#155241 to #155240 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Make sure to use that when admin-senpai finally notices me and I become Fj famous A.K.A. I get lots of thumbs and everyone hates me
User avatar #155248 to #155241 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
Well if you wanna be a slut then you can take more, like cum and all.
#155250 to #155248 - hankhillofthe ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Haha, I actually thought about doing a video about how I jerk to get the least time-to-orgasm.

Just so you know, I'm a straight man, but I'll keep ya in mind if I ever do make that.

Semen is just so friggin' messy
Though, I could just jerk it until there's nothing even coming out
But I guess that wouldn't be as fun
User avatar #155267 to #155250 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm not straight, but feel free to include me on shenanigans.
#155614 to #155267 - 4chan refugee (09/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #155174 - gabemczombie (09/17/2014) [-]
What is love?
#155368 to #155174 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
theres actually 9 kinds of different loves
User avatar #155200 to #155174 - ScottP (09/17/2014) [-]
When you stop wanting to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
User avatar #155199 to #155174 - iridium (09/17/2014) [-]
It's a way of feeling. It's a way of feeling less alone. A paradox of needing. It's about control.

Strapping Young Lad - Love? (720p)
#155180 to #155174 - carevq (09/17/2014) [-]
baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more



but seriously: everyone has his own definition if you think about it. my definition of love is the feeling of satisfaction and sheer enjoyment to see a special person happy, even if i have to endure pain or sorrow to fulfill her happiness
#155168 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
Hi Advice,

I've hit a new low today. I don't feel like getting up. I don't feel like going to work. I've let everything that bugged me pile up to this point and I don't know how to unravel it. So if someone would be kind enough to lend a hand, that'd be great.

1. My girlfriend feels that because I'm a loner and have no friends (and really don't want any because they have done nothing but stab me in the back) that I won't be a "good partner for the long run" because I don't put forth the effort to "be nice" to people.

2. She always wants me to go to her support group meetings because she says they will help me out. I don't like it because if feels too much like church they way they want you to put your faith in a higher power instead of trying to figure everything out on your own. I just don't much care for it. I've went to a few of her meetings.
#155169 to #155168 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
3. I've had this reoccurring want to be alone. No friends. No girlfriend. No anyone. Just me and my thoughts. I love my girlfriend, but I just want to be alone a lot and she wants to be with me all the time. I'm not saying that I don't like that, but I just am happier when I'm by myself with no one else.

4. (this is where shit gets weird) I have had this new interest in seeing people bleed. I often find myself fantasizing about getting a random person off the street and cutting them. I don't want to kill them or cause them pain, I just want to see them bleed. I would never actually act on these impulses, but the want is there. Wtf? Anyone else have this?

Any help with any or all these problems would be awesome. Thanks
#155187 to #155169 - youregaylol (09/17/2014) [-]
man up and quit bitching
#155183 to #155169 - carevq (09/17/2014) [-]
as you hinted, it isnt normal thinking about people bleeding. i suggest you see a psychiatrist about that

nonetheless, everyone has its own mood, temper and personality. if you dont feel like having friends, its ok. you need to understand that your girlfriend cares about you, and that is why she wants you to get help. be patient with her. try to explain how you feel. if she loves you, she will try to make ends meet.

but you also need to make a little effort. go out of your comfort zone,one baby step at a time. try to meet with her friends once in a while. you dont have to be the center of attention, just be there. enjoy human contact. when you feel more comfortable, try pushing your limits: go out sometime, meet people, but do it at your own pace. dont force yourself to be socia, as you shouldnt force yourself to be antisocial.
#155196 to #155183 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm terrified that if I tell a professional about my want to see blood that they will lock me up or something deeming me a "threat to others". I don't want to get locked in a psychiatric ward.
User avatar #155201 to #155196 - ScottP (09/17/2014) [-]
Psychiatric wards are for mentally unstable people. From what you describe, you're not mentally unstable since you're able to actively deny these thoughts. You seem very introverted, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. However, it does seem that maybe your relationship is something that is causing a paradox in your life (which could end up with your partner becoming frustrated, leaving you, and you going further into a downward spiral).

Maybe it's the onset of depression. Have you been feeling a lack of energy recently?
#155181 to #155169 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
1) How do you have a girlfriend if you dont have any friends? Thats like runing before learning how to walk.

2) Maybe your denial is the source of your misery?

3) I know that feel, it is a good one.

4) Become a paramedic.
#155197 to #155181 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
I really don't know how I have a girlfriend. I'm a nice person I suppose. At least kind to others. I usually keep the "I want to be alone, now fuck off" thoughts away from the general public since I do work with customers everyday.
#155164 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey, so for English I have to write a rhetorical essay on an event and analyze three texts that go along with it.   
So I am choosing the #GamerGate controversy (believe me, it isn't the dumbest thing being written about in the class) and I wasn't sure what three "texts" would be the best to use.   
This one I think I will for sure use because it has a lot of facts and seems to not slant one way or the other: www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/09/04/gamergate-a-closer-look-at-the-controversy-sweeping-video-games/   
   
Now for the other two, I was thinking:   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-51PfwI3M&list=UUWB0dvorHvkQlgfGGJR2yxQ   
Which is the video that started half this shit   
and the entirety of "#GamerGate" on Twitter, which my teacher confirmed I could use.   
   
Is there any other texts that you think would be better to analyze than those last two? That would maybe be better to use in this situation?
Hey, so for English I have to write a rhetorical essay on an event and analyze three texts that go along with it.
So I am choosing the #GamerGate controversy (believe me, it isn't the dumbest thing being written about in the class) and I wasn't sure what three "texts" would be the best to use.
This one I think I will for sure use because it has a lot of facts and seems to not slant one way or the other: www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/09/04/gamergate-a-closer-look-at-the-controversy-sweeping-video-games/

Now for the other two, I was thinking:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5-51PfwI3M&list=UUWB0dvorHvkQlgfGGJR2yxQ
Which is the video that started half this shit
and the entirety of "#GamerGate" on Twitter, which my teacher confirmed I could use.

Is there any other texts that you think would be better to analyze than those last two? That would maybe be better to use in this situation?
#155182 to #155164 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Here's a Zoe Quintin Pepe.
User avatar #155190 to #155182 - derpityhurr (09/17/2014) [-]
great advice m8
#155149 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
I want to convert a youtube video to webm. Can someone give me some advice on how to do it?
User avatar #155154 to #155153 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
What happened to bunny girl butt profile
User avatar #155155 to #155154 - christmouth (09/17/2014) [-]
It was getting boring, and I tend to switch profile pictures a lot. I'm surprised you remember it.
User avatar #155156 to #155155 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
How could I forget?
#155158 to #155156 - christmouth (09/17/2014) [-]
idk. I'm not that active.
idk. I'm not that active.
#155126 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey advice

ok so my roommates friend brought her friend and my other roommates cousin's friend
was over and the cousin's friend tells me we should have a threesome with friend's friend and so were in a bedroom together and he's massaging her and getting her to say that the guy's she's with is not her boyfriend and then he asks for a peck and she let's him kiss her cheek multiple times and she let's me kiss her cheek multiple times but then before we can do more the guy who she's currently with but not officially a relationship with come's in so we go out and then they start arguing about some shit and start kissing and making up and then she passes out and brings her to my other friends apartment next to us

I have her number and the other guy does as well and says we should still have a threesome with her

what should I do
#155132 to #155126 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
Get aids and die, filthy degenerate!
#155162 to #155132 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
she just broke up with him

should I go for it
User avatar #155202 to #155162 - ScottP (09/17/2014) [-]
You should probably wait a little while before going for it.
#155277 to #155202 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
ok but she's coming to my place again this week and I'm gonna text her today
#155133 to #155132 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Oh god, that face.
Oh god, that face.
User avatar #155152 to #155135 - ipostcp (09/17/2014) [-]
fistfireace gets scared easily. You can't scare my waifu like that!
#155136 to #155135 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Nah, 'cause I destroyed the spooky face.
User avatar #155128 to #155126 - thatnigger (09/17/2014) [-]
Ask the guy that's not officially with her if he's going to be official with her or is officially with her. If he says he is official with her, tell him she's still planning the threesome. If he's planning to, tell him to just move on because she seems like she's not really serious about the guy. If he doesn't care about her anymore, I guess it's fair game if you join in the threesome I guess.

Of course the decision is still yours, if you really want this threesome and don't care about the other guy, you can, nobody will stop you. Just saying at least put the poor guy out of his misery and tell him he should move on first.
#155130 to #155128 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
The guy said she just broke up with him even though they were not together

should I go for it
User avatar #155127 to #155126 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Personally, I'd stay out of it. While threesomes are almost every male's dream, most often than not, it turns out badly in the end. This can happen in your case because if that dude who is with that girl starts arguing about what happened a few minutes prior, it will be tons worse if the threesome actually happens.

It's going to be full of drama and it's not something you would want to be in.
#155129 to #155127 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
He just came back and said she just broke up with him even though they weren't together yet but were planning to be

should I go for it now
User avatar #155131 to #155129 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
Sure, if you want to, considering all three of you consented to it.
#155163 to #155131 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2014) [-]
alright i'll wait and call
#155120 - aiurynna (09/17/2014) [-]
I'm gonna sound retarded, but, I clicked on shorte.st/ by mistake, seemed dodgy when I checked it out, I don't think anything downloaded. but is it legit or am I fucked?
#155122 to #155120 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
It is a-OK. This is the results from scanurl.net/. Also, you may also want to get web of trust extension, so it can help you see which sites are bad or not. It helps plenty.

chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/wot/bhmmomiinigofkjcapegjjndpbikblnp
#155124 to #155122 - aiurynna (09/17/2014) [-]
Thank you very much for the help and advise I was super panic mode
User avatar #155125 to #155124 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
It's no problem, glad to have helped.
User avatar #155113 - jetspeed (09/17/2014) [-]
Can someone help me find free music i can download and use on my youtube video. the video is a comp of kills on double action bogaloo
User avatar #155203 to #155113 - ScottP (09/17/2014) [-]
There is a section in your YouTube Dashboard thing that lets you view music that other people have created and they're all free to use. You can even browse different styles and genres.
#155170 to #155113 - baitdoesnttalkback ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
when you upload youtube videos theres a bunch of free music to use in the edit video thing or just google "free to use" music
#155108 - corycool ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Bring on the hate but i've been thinking about this one. What if you're drinking with a female friend, before you start drinking she says "You need to fuck be before the nights over"(something along that line) Then you both get drunk and she says "No". Is she legally able to retract consent? I've just being thinking, I don't actually have friends.
User avatar #155204 to #155108 - ScottP (09/17/2014) [-]
If you have to think about it, the answer is "Don't do it."
User avatar #155141 to #155108 - watermelloon (09/17/2014) [-]
"you need to fuck before the night is over"

She didnt say you should fuck HER.

she never gave consent.

Rapety rape rape
User avatar #155142 to #155141 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
I think he made a typo with .be/me. Instead of putting 'me' before 'fuck', he put 'be'.

Example.
Original statement: "You need to fuck be before the nights over."
What he meant: "You need to fuck me before the nights over."

I could be wrong.
#155160 to #155142 - corycool ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
No that's what i meant, didn't see the typo.
#155134 to #155108 - dehumanizer (09/17/2014) [-]
"you need to fuck me before the night is over" yup autism confirmed, girls dont talk like that
User avatar #155110 to #155108 - fistfireace (09/17/2014) [-]
If a girl says no, drunk or not, don't fuck her. It's better to be safe than to be sorry because you can get in a shit load of trouble if she claims rape or whatever.
User avatar #155109 to #155108 - makotoitou (09/17/2014) [-]
Put yourself in the girl's situation. What would you want?
#155111 to #155109 - corycool ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Legally she can't give consent, but while she still could she said yes. I'm just thinking from a legal stand point.
#155104 - ilikelizards (09/17/2014) [-]
Anyone know a decent gaming pc under like $550 or a place where I can build one?
User avatar #155205 to #155104 - ScottP (09/17/2014) [-]
Just go on Newegg or Amazon to get parts and then build them. It'll take maybe a day if you're a first timer and you didn't pay attention to where the wires go (the more powerful PSUs have a ton of wires, most of which don't really go anywhere)
User avatar #155103 - cartoonbacon (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey dont know if this is the right board but anyone know how much a roll of copenhagen wintergreen is in SC?
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