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#152316 to #152277 - sugoi (08/31/2014) [-]
One and a half fucking hours?   
Fuck that bro.
One and a half fucking hours?
Fuck that bro.
#152347 to #152316 - dehumanizer (08/31/2014) [-]
Just listen to it in the background and play some shitty flash game.
User avatar #152281 to #152277 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
TL;DW atch .
#152283 to #152281 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Just watch it you cheeky cunt.
User avatar #152284 to #152283 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
My attention span can't handle that length. I can barely watch movies.
#152348 to #152284 - dehumanizer (08/31/2014) [-]
Just listen to it in the background and while playing some shitty flash game.
User avatar #152285 to #152284 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Can you watch porn? Sometimes I get bored watching it
User avatar #152286 to #152285 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #152287 to #152286 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
You can't watch porn or it doesn't happen?
User avatar #152289 to #152287 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
I don't watch porn because I find it boring. I tried to before, but I just get bored and did something else. Same thing with movies, TV shows, anime, etc. It takes me longer to finish something. Example: let's say I'm watching a 30 minute TV show, I usually watch it about 3 minutes before doing something else, then watch it again for another 3 minutes and so on.
User avatar #152293 to #152292 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
Sorry, I didn't the notification. And I don't. Not anymore, at least.
User avatar #152295 to #152293 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
That's crazy.
User avatar #152296 to #152295 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
I guess.
User avatar #152297 to #152296 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Well I mean I guess it's good I suppose except for the lack of a healthy sex drive.
User avatar #152298 to #152297 - fistfireace (08/30/2014) [-]
I just don't really care, to be honest. If lacking a healthy sex drive is bad, then it's bad. Doesn't bother me.
User avatar #152290 to #152289 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Then how do you fap?
#152280 to #152277 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
you're not even trying any more.   
this is a new low.
you're not even trying any more.

this is a new low.
User avatar #152275 - kijajouteh (08/30/2014) [-]
Where can I download the purge? I wish to view it.
#152276 to #152275 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
you dont, its a very bad movie
User avatar #152288 to #152276 - kijajouteh (08/30/2014) [-]
shutup nerd
#152264 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
How to give me a hard-on in 5 easy steps (Girls Only!)
1) go commando
2) wear booty shorts
3) "rip" them conveniently over you dampened cunt hole
4) wear a small, white shirt that's tight on you without a bra under it
5) send your pics to either Timothystrife12@gmail.com or post on www.google.com/profiles/102767627100639350447

I can't wait to see your pics.
#152265 to #152264 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
What about transgirls?
#152269 to #152265 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
You mean boys?
#152270 to #152269 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
#152271 to #152270 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
Stop appropriating a female's right to be female.
#152272 to #152271 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
#152273 to #152272 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm a black african, I prefer the term "chief", respect my culture.

Man, I know we're just both fucking around but I find it hilarious how "feminists" have turned themselves into such a joke.
#152274 to #152273 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Another reason why all women need to get gassed.
User avatar #152331 to #152274 - marinepenguin ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
You've never had a legit conversation with a girl in real life have you.
#152346 to #152331 - dehumanizer (08/31/2014) [-]
I have and thats why they need to be pured through Zyklon.
#152260 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
My SO and I had incompatible sex drives for a while. I wanted it all the time and he wanted it like... 3% as much as me.

Well, use it or lose it. My sex drive disappeared entirely after so much sexual neglect from him. Now he's pissed when I tell him it was because we didn't do it enough. "That's your fucking fault." he says to me.

Thoughts on what to do? Can I rekindle it or bring it back? I have 0 sexual desire. I don't want to masturbate or have sex with anyone let alone him. I love him and all, I just don't have the urge. All of our sex lately has been to appease him and not me.
User avatar #152321 to #152260 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (08/31/2014) [-]
There's something he's hiding from you.
#152253 - swiggityswooty (08/30/2014) [-]
why can i talk to girls, except for the one i really want to?
User avatar #152256 to #152253 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
Because you're nervous since your lack of interest with those other girls allows you to become relaxed as you don't give a shit about your relationship so much but with the girl you like you are afraid of fucking up.

A durr
User avatar #152246 - lskovfoged (08/30/2014) [-]
Hello guys, can any of you trace IP's from 4chan threads? I know it's a weird question and I sound like a total fucking idiot, but someone is trying to fuck with my friends life, by having made a thread on /b/ talking about how he wants to fuck his exgirlfriend, and other shit. I've talked to both him and his ex since I know both of them.
I could use some help here guys, because I think this shit is fucked up.
User avatar #152249 to #152246 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
Unless you get Moot or something to give you the IP you're shit out of luck. Pray the guy is a faggot and posts a selfie with EXIF data.
User avatar #152250 to #152249 - lskovfoged (08/30/2014) [-]
That is not going to happen, the OP of the thread stopped posting, he made the story all go to my friend trying to cheat on his girlfriend. I'm currently talking to both my friend and his girlfriend. Shits fucked up though.
Link to the thread: You need to login to view this link

There must be more people know the real OP's who are in on this, since they know the girlfriend, and sending messages to her.
User avatar #152251 to #152250 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
Best you can do is try and deduce who it is.
It's a faggot that uses 4chan, has pictures of exgirlfriend very relevant, may have a crush/vendetta most likely vendetta so think of anyone with strong feelings for her , has vendetta against your friend, knows your friend personally.

Ring any bells?
User avatar #152254 to #152251 - lskovfoged (08/30/2014) [-]
There are a couple of people, but none who we know uses 4chan.
User avatar #152255 to #152254 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
Anyone who is really into those stupid memes n shit?
User avatar #152257 to #152255 - lskovfoged (08/30/2014) [-]
Also a couple, but they are different people. It's funny how some people want to try and ruin someones relationship and go to the extent of sharing personal info.
User avatar #152258 to #152257 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
I suppose, people do all sorts of things behind anonymity.
User avatar #152259 to #152258 - lskovfoged (08/30/2014) [-]
Welp I guess we'll just ignore until it takes a turn for the worse.
User avatar #152247 to #152246 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
See this is why you don't mess with 4chan. When this happened to me (can't even remember what it was over.. I got into an argument with someome on here and they brought it to /b/ for some fucking reason) I just switched my IP from static to dynamic. Weak as fuck defense really but it worked so maybe get that a go.
#152244 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
>in a good mood
>look through the window
>my old oneitis walks by, looking gorgeous, talking to someone on the phone and beeing happy
>desire to Robin Williams intencifies
>day ruined
#152261 to #152244 - minutes (08/30/2014) [-]
You won't care anymore if you find a new girl.
#152262 to #152261 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
>find a new girl
User avatar #152248 to #152244 - ipostcp (08/30/2014) [-]
Sugoi is right, I will never leave you.
#152245 to #152244 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
Your waifu will never leave you.
Your waifu will never leave you.
User avatar #152229 - mrallex (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm looking for that Pc-tan comic where PC shows different faces, and the console girls are going wild or some shiznit. that's all I remember
User avatar #152187 - bobindun ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Whats that one face that they put over peoples orgasm faces.. like with the gay badmitten things
User avatar #152278 to #152195 - bobindun ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Yes thankyou
#152279 to #152278 - youngneil (08/30/2014) [-]
Yaranaika face. It was my favorite thing for quite some time, for obvious reasons.
Yaranaika face. It was my favorite thing for quite some time, for obvious reasons.
#152186 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
19 f, never orgasmed and I'm seriously dying to. Lost my v card this year, also tried masturbating and watching porn. Tried oral, anal, fingering, NOTHING WORKS. what do, guys???
User avatar #152268 to #152186 - mettih ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
work your clitoris gurl
User avatar #152263 to #152186 - beatmasterz (08/30/2014) [-]
Sit on the washing machine.
User avatar #152218 to #152186 - sugoi (08/30/2014) [-]
Buy a vibrator.
#152197 to #152186 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Thats because the female orgasam is a myth. Sorry to burst your buble ayy lmao but there is no such thing.
#152204 to #152197 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
After spending the night (implies sex) with your [female relative or close friend] I would to disagree with your assertion, [slang for homosexual male].
#152225 to #152204 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
again with the damage control, i see
#152226 to #152225 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
>replying after reaching reply limit

nigga chill, just cuz mah dick looks pretty doesnt mean that we have to fight nd shit

we used to be white brothers
#152227 to #152226 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
>looks good

yeah if you're into amputees and mutilation
#152228 to #152227 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
I see that you've chosen to turn against your allies out of envy.   
I will remember you as you were, and not as what you've become.
I see that you've chosen to turn against your allies out of envy.

I will remember you as you were, and not as what you've become.
#152231 to #152230 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
Now you call me a juden?

That's low. Obi-Wan: He's more machine now than man. His mind is twisted and evil. 【HD】
#152206 to #152204 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Nope its just a lie created by the jews to empower women thus making way for degeneracy and fall of the western world (just like what happened to Rome).
#152207 to #152206 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
Are you mocking proud white brother?

I'm starting to doubt your commitment to the cause.

Be you a merchant shill impersonating a proper fascist gentleman?
#152208 to #152207 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
You admited you are a kike.
#152209 to #152208 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
pics or it didnt happen, you're thinking of lulz or cleverguy
#152210 to #152209 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Show me your penis.
#152211 to #152210 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
>Implying a proud white man has to be cursed with snorkel dick
#152212 to #152211 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
>white man
>mutilated penis

pick one, Schlomo
#152213 to #152212 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
>thinks ugly ant eater dick is a good thing
>wonders why he doesnt get da pussy
#152214 to #152213 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Someone is really butthurt they were abused as a baby huh?
#152215 to #152214 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
>mfw bitches dig my mutilated dick over your unopened skin flute
>mfw bitches dig my mutilated dick over your unopened skin flute
#152216 to #152215 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
>any year ever
>this much damage control
#152219 to #152217 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
There there little one, its not your fault your parents took away your genitalial sencitivity.
There there little one, its not your fault your parents took away your genitalial sencitivity.
#152220 to #152219 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]

and da pussy still feel good bitch nigga
#152221 to #152220 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
You do know it will never feel as good as with intact genetalia right? Enjoying sex with a circumsised penis is like enjoying food with a burned toungue.
#152222 to #152221 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
There is very little evidence of that besides some dude yelling "muh nerves" without any knowledge about how that would be measurable in sexual pleasure.

And like I said.

The pussy still feel good.
#152223 to #152222 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Lol whatever you say, dry one.
#152224 to #152223 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
Dick aint dry if da pussy is wet muh weasel less white brother
#152196 to #152186 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
If you're not bullshitting, I hear sitting on a washing machine or dryer while they're going does wonders.
User avatar #152200 to #152196 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Nah that ones a myth unless you have a really old one that seriously needs a repairman to look it over. You can get these things with stickycups on them that imitate a sybian of stuck to a washing machine though.
#152205 to #152200 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
or you could strap a dildo to a drill.
User avatar #152232 to #152205 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
The video I think you're referring to it was actually a hand held jackhammer
#152233 to #152232 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you're talking about, I just thought it would be effective.

That video sounds painful bud.
User avatar #152234 to #152233 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Probably was very, just a dude ducktaped a dildo to a hand held jackhammer and went ham on his girlfriend, amateur 'fuck machine' video.
#152235 to #152234 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
Ya...seems dangerous. I think only porn stars could pull that off without getting impaled.
User avatar #152236 to #152235 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
You can get this.. wand, it's sort of like anal beads but it's made out of solid plastic and the end is bent at an angle, it's designed to help reach the male prostate but strapping that to a drill would be affective for a woman too.
#152237 to #152236 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
Just be careful, one wrong move and you could end up wearing diapers.
User avatar #152238 to #152237 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Hell nah wouldn't do that shit on myself. Not a huge fan of sex toys at all, really.
#152239 to #152238 - youregaylol (08/30/2014) [-]
Go meat or go home.
User avatar #152240 to #152239 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm one of those losers that's in it for the experience not the pleasure, but nuf' about sex cause I have a feeling FJ isn't the safest place to discuss it lmao
User avatar #152194 to #152186 - youngneil (08/30/2014) [-]
Have you tried a dragon dildo?
That is both a joke and a serious question. Some people are into some weird shit, maybe you are too.
User avatar #152190 to #152186 - makotoitou (08/30/2014) [-]
#152189 to #152186 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
You gotta get in the mood.
#152188 to #152186 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
..baaaait? Maybe?
..baaaait? Maybe?
#152191 to #152188 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
I wish it was... I'm at the end of my rope here and I feel like I'm really missing out on something special that everyone but me gets to enjoy. It fucking sucks.
User avatar #152202 to #152191 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Come to my house.
User avatar #152192 to #152191 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Some people just can't, do recommend going to a gyno.
#152185 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
curious does anyone know of a good site where i can make a resume?

User avatar #152184 - thedudeistheman (08/30/2014) [-]
I really wanted to sort this out on my own, but I guess some outside advice wouldn't be a bad thing.

I'll be applying to colleges soon. I really liked the first college I visited, and it sort of set the bar for what I expected. Up until recently I had planned on applying Early Admission (which is binding). However, now that the time is nearing, I'm trying to think if I currently feel the same way about the school, or if my memories are making me a bit nostalgic. It's sort of hard to ask for advice on, but how should I sort this out?
#152167 - swiggityswooty (08/30/2014) [-]
okay bros, what do about a shy girl, she literally texted me saying that she doesnt like me, that she does but she doesnt that its whatever or someshit, tf does that mean?
#152198 to #152167 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
I cry every time.
I cry every time.
User avatar #152169 to #152167 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Er.. can you give me a quote cause that makes no sense.
#152172 to #152169 - swiggityswooty (08/30/2014) [-]
"ok i dont like you
i mean i do but i dont"i text what?
"its whatever"
User avatar #152177 to #152172 - delphine (08/30/2014) [-]
She likes you as a person, but she doesn't like you in a romantic way.
User avatar #152173 to #152172 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
She doesn't have emotional feelings for you but she does like you as a human being.
#152174 to #152173 - swiggityswooty (08/30/2014) [-]
oh, so she likes the way i look
User avatar #152176 to #152174 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Not saying she DISLIKES the way you look, she might but I don't know.
User avatar #152175 to #152174 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
No like.. you're a nice person but you don't give her the doki dokis. It's like you might have a (assuming you're a straight male) male colleague who buys you coffee sometimes, you're like 'he's a nice dude, I like that guy', but you don't wanna date him. Right?
#152178 to #152175 - swiggityswooty (08/30/2014) [-]
oh, ok then, looks like im dropping her, that just seems like a waste of time
User avatar #152179 to #152178 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Yea man personally I wouldn't date someone who gives you bullshit answers like that anyway.
#152181 to #152179 - swiggityswooty (08/30/2014) [-]
its just kinda weird since i just met her today and her friends are literally throwing me at her but yeah thanks
User avatar #152183 to #152181 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
Ah yea I've faced that, my mate pushed me at his mate on the basis that we'd be 'perfect for eachother' because we're both artists - that's literally our one similar trait. Water off of a ducks back, but hey persue her if you're interested.
User avatar #152168 to #152167 - makotoitou (08/30/2014) [-]
shit nigga
User avatar #152164 - mondominiman (08/30/2014) [-]
I have a couple wallscrolls I bought last week but I can't think of a good way to hang them. Normally it's nails but since I'm in an apartment I don't want to make more holes then I need to in the walls so nails are out of the questions. The scrolls themselves are pretty lightweight and have two hooks on the top that slide back and forth. I was planning on just using normal tacks
User avatar #152241 to #152164 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #152166 to #152164 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
You can get hooks that have a sticky blutack like substance on the back, they're specifically made for renters who don't want to damage paint.
#152157 - nicksawinner (08/30/2014) [-]
Any advice on how to make my youtube channel more popular?
here that shit is, please check it out and give me suggestions!
User avatar #152243 to #152157 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/30/2014) [-]
Quality > Content.
You're posting how many videos a day? How many videos a week?

On my YouTube channel, I may not have many videos, yet there are a few videos that I poured lots of time into, and those have well over 1,500, and in some cases 3,000+ views.

It's an extremely slow grind. You have to put lots of time and effort into the video.
If it's something you can watch over and over again and still be entertained, then it's worth uploading.
If you can't stand to watch it, in full, more than 5 times because of the content of it, then it's not worth it. If you can't stand to watch it because you put so much time into it and editing it, because you've seen every second of the video multitudes of times, then it's worth uploading.
#152158 to #152157 - anonymous (08/30/2014) [-]
you gotta be more interesting.

find some kind of gimmick or something that will make your videos more attractive than the 2.5 billion gaming channels.

every time you make a video, ask yourself "why should someone watch this?"
get topics that you can give your opinion on, talk about your guns, tell a funny anecdote.

#152145 - silverlance (08/29/2014) [-]
Hey guys, need ideas for pranks I can pull on my annoying roommate, ones that dont result in lasting injury would be preferable.
User avatar #152242 to #152145 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (08/30/2014) [-]
Do you stay up late?
Of course you do.

What you want to do is, since your roommates are asleep far before you go to bed, is walk to their door, open it slowly yet let it creak and maybe make a small noise if it doesn't (A good thump sound will do.).
Then just hold a grin and stare into their room. Works great if there's a light on in the hall behind you. But hold that. If they don't wake up, then wait a few minutes and make another noise or start to slowly (yet semi-loudly) creep your way in. And hold that grin and stare.
They'll wake up. Ask you what you're doing. You stay silent, but slowly back away/ leave their line of sight, and then either "Shhh" them or just walk (backwards) out the door and close it.

I used to do this with my brother like every once in a while...
And he would get up early in the morning, far before I would, and brush his teeth standing above my bed staring at me.
User avatar #152201 to #152145 - thirdjess (08/30/2014) [-]
One of my favourites if you have time is move everything in their room an inch or two to the left. It will confuse the fuck out of them and they'll never know why. Alternatively you could pull the classic Jim and put some of his shit in Jello.
#152199 to #152145 - dehumanizer (08/30/2014) [-]
Shit in his bed.
User avatar #152182 to #152145 - delphine (08/30/2014) [-]
Pick little things of theirs to take and hide-- a shoe, a bar of soap, a roll of tape... Little things they might not miss right away. Hide them in another friends' room. Then make him go on a scavenger hunt.

Or, when it's winter, take all of his underwear and pants, get them wet, then throw them in the trees around campus. You could also just shove them in a freezer, but it's more fun to make him climb the trees to get his clothes back.
User avatar #152165 to #152145 - mondominiman (08/30/2014) [-]
Toss some sort of power into his AC vents and turn them on so next time he turns his car on he'll get a face full.
User avatar #152163 to #152145 - moarpotatos (08/30/2014) [-]
I have two ideas.
Either A: Invest in some airhorns and scare the shit out of him/her.
Or B: Get a length of rope, a firecracker, a lighter, and sneak up on your roomate while he is sleeping. Tie him down so that he can't get up but try to avoid waking him. Put the firecracker on his chest and get him to slowly wake up. When he comes to and realizes what is going on, brutally saw his arms off, shit in his mouth, rip out his entrails, fuck his corpse, and sacrifice his pathetic mortal soul to Satan or Nicolas Cage.
User avatar #152156 to #152145 - thatslovesbanned (08/29/2014) [-]
saran wrap everything they own
User avatar #152180 to #152156 - delphine (08/30/2014) [-]
I did this with tin foil once. They went on choir tour so I had a week. Five years later, i got a text saying they just found a tinfoiled DVD they hadn't opened since then. It's labor intensive and expensive, but leaves a lasting impression.
User avatar #152148 to #152145 - makotoitou (08/29/2014) [-]
poop in their shoes
User avatar #152144 - fruzzinoid (08/29/2014) [-]
Favorite Captains, here's my list:
5. Archer McArchie, from Enterprise.
4. William Shitner, from TOS
3. JaneWhey NutritionBars, from Voyager
2. Black Jesus, from DS9.
1. William Shitner 2, the Frenchman boogaloo, from TNG
#152124 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Hey guys, I need help with something but first let me fill you in so I can hopefully get better advice, Heads up this will be a long story to explain the entire situation, if you can't stand walls of text, move on to someone else on this board I have 3 brothers, 4 if you count me. The oldest is....sadly the worst role model and not at all a good older brother, he acts more like he's still in his teenage years, but hes 24 jumping minimum wage jobs to minimum wage jobs. Each time he quits it's always the same, "The manager was an asshole" so he quits. It's always, always the manager's fault. When there's a problem, he uses any and every excuse possible to make sure he doesn't get in trouble. If things look bad for him, he saves himself by framing me (I'm the 2nd oldest) and he usually gets away with it.

User avatar #152139 to #152124 - makotoitou (08/29/2014) [-]
fap onto him
#152125 to #152124 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
He thinks he is the best older brother in the world, he smokes like 2-3 packs a day, he's one of those people who will blow the smoke in your face and act like there's no problem. He drinks excessively, is constantly trying to get me and our two younger brothers (Only him and I are legal to drink, they are not) tries to get them to play beer pong or something almost daily. If you don't do what he says, or turn down his offer, prepare to have him follow you around, calling you a pussy/every name in the book. School tomorrow and huge midterm tomorrow? Fuck that, get drunk the night before, don't study and drink with him, then go to the test in the morning hung over. He sees no problem in his actions at all, he is always right in his mind. When we were little, we were close, I took everything he said to heart, but then he changed drastically, used to get into fights constantly because he thought he was "a real gangsta"
#152130 to #152125 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
What I want advice on, what this whole story about my horrible older brother was about, the point I want advice on is how to be the best older brother to my two younger brothers. I know that sounds dumb, or cheesy, but I want them to be able to have at least one older brother to look up too. I'm always genuinly nice to them, try to talk to them when I can. The problem is, my younger brothers are far more intelligent then I am, I'm not ashamed to admit that, in fact it makes me proud of them. They are both constant 4.0+ Gpa honors students, in leadership programs. The 3rd youngest, the one below me, just enter his university. I'm attending community college, I have been and am close to getting my associates and moving on to a university as well. How can I be a good, better older brother to both my younger brothers? They don't really talk about their problems, I always remind them they can always come to me and I won't judge, I just want to help.
#152131 to #152130 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
How do I, their older brother who needed to go to community college first while one aced his s.a.t.'s and went straight to one of the top universities while the other in highschool is already excelling not only in grades, but he's very social, just found out recently he's had 4 girlfriends, currently has one. He doesn't bring them around to the house, and I can't blame him. When I was dating, I never brought my gf's to the house. Why? because we are all scared our "oldest" brother will do something, and he has before. He's found out about one of my girlfriends before, got mad I didn't tell him because according to him we're super close and should tell everything. So how does he react to meeting my gf? He gets drunk, makes her feel awkward while he tries to question her, and when I try to stop him he slams me against the wall. Said it was my fault for trying to attack him, I wasn't even going to touch him. I just wanted to get her away. So we don't bring people around anymore.
#152132 to #152131 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Conclusion I think my little brothers don't want to open up so much because their childhood was effected by his shit too. He treated us all bad, the little brother after me can't stand being in the same room with him, if they are they fight, it gets intense but stays verbal. Like I said, I'm always nice to them, tell them I'm here for them, they can ask me anything despite the fact their both basically genius-tier and I'm just an average joe at best. I don't know how they feel towards me, I hope they think of me as a good older brother. Family is everything to me, I just want them to understand one older bro is actually an older brother, not some older guy trying to relive his teenage years. Is there anything more I can do for my little brothers to show I'm a good older brother they can always count on?
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#152127 to #152125 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Just let him call you names or whatever. Don't let him ruin your life just because he isn't doing something with his.
#152129 to #152127 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
He doesn't just call me names, he is very good at finding out what specifically cuts deep, then uses it on me. He's absolutely horrible, so I do my best to be the best older brother to my two younger brothers.
User avatar #152161 to #152129 - alecbaldwinning ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Dat nigga depressed as shit. Talk to your parents about it. If you love him get him help, if you hate him, cut him out of your life as much as possible.
User avatar #152123 - rereviven (08/29/2014) [-]
This really isn't serious, and more of an opinion thing but...

Should I start over on Runescape 2006 oldscape or continue on my 1200 hour main account with 99 cooking and Fm with no money and like half the quests done on 2014 Runescape
User avatar #152140 to #152123 - makotoitou (08/29/2014) [-]
neither, but if you had to 2006
User avatar #152137 to #152123 - derpityhurr (08/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #152122 - solareyes (08/29/2014) [-]
A friend of mine recently got out of a 3 year relationship and the break up was fit to go on a soap opera, it was that bad. He's been confiding in me a lot since then, and not just about the break up. I'm finding it harder and harder not for me to fall for him because of how readily and quickly he trusted me. He's one of those guys who rarely talk about how he feels and when he does, only a select few people And I'm slowly beginning to trust him while figuring out who he is. We were more acquaintances than friends when shit went down with his ex, and I had a completely different idea of him then than I do now

All my friends know what's going on and think that I should just tell him that I like him since there must be some sort of attraction or something on his part if he's willing to spend a lot of time with me and talking to me, but I'm a lot more skeptical. I don't think he thinks of me in a sense other than a confidante, someone he can depend on. I'm just confused about my feelings. Help?
User avatar #152149 to #152122 - malimrav ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
Well if it was me I would confide in someone i trust, and people i trust are usually people I like or have feelings for. But the problem here is with him just ending long relationship. Be prepared to be rejected if he just doesn't want new relationship, also if he just jumps in new relationship things could just not work out for you guys since he maybe isn't over his ex yet.

My advice would be, take things slow, maybe hint at your feelings for him and since he trusts you, you should be able to tell when he is doing better and that would probably be better time to confess your feelings for him
User avatar #152170 to #152149 - solareyes (08/30/2014) [-]
I'm okay with being rejected it's more of the not knowing at all what he thinks of me. I have asked and that's when he mentioned I'm one of the few he feels he can open up to. But I can't get anymore out of him. For the long relationship, SHE broke up with HIM, so I need to wait for him to come around about her. It's hard for me to see him hurting so badly.

I'm more than willing to take things slowly, again, it's more of the not knowing that's driving me nuts. Also, he's one of the few people I cannot get a "good read" on. I'm really good at reading people but I just can't for him. I'll get to a conclusion only for it to be thrown back at me. So I guess it's more that I would just ask him how he's feeling each day.
User avatar #152203 to #152170 - malimrav ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
Well then the best approach imo would be to let him know how you feel but make it clear that you understand how he is't feeling good right now and let him know that you are willing to take things slow
User avatar #152266 to #152203 - solareyes (08/30/2014) [-]
Wouldn't that scare him away? I'm okay with the rejection I'm not okay with any awkwardness that comes out of it
#152126 to #152122 - anonymous (08/29/2014) [-]
Trust me,if a man is willing to pour his heart out to you he trusts and cares for you to some degree.
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