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#164025 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
Is it wrong to tell this girl in Triviacrack that she looks cute? She's a random on there...
User avatar #164026 to #164025 - yourinvisiblegf (11/23/2014) [-]
women are craving for male attention
don't give your attention too easily
if you're looking for more than just giving here a compliment

but it's not wrong
#164027 to #164026 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
I was just going for a compliment since I'm pretty sure I have no chance of actually meeting her but if something weird does happen like she lives close to me i'll go for it
Is this okay "I know this is kinda random but I just wanted to say your pretty damn cute"
#164028 to #164027 - yourinvisiblegf (11/23/2014) [-]
i dunno, what do you prefer, shame or regrets ?
#164029 to #164028 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
What do you propose I say then?
User avatar #164030 to #164029 - yourinvisiblegf (11/23/2014) [-]
since it's been 22 minutes since your first post
i suggest nothing
it looks like you prefer fantaisies and regrets over the fear of failure and hurting yourself
just like most of us here

there is no magic trick or sentence
build your own experience,
if it fails, you'll be less nervous and you'll do better next time

do it, don't expect anything, that should put away some anxiety
expect only maybe just the joy to make someone happy


*results may varies as i'm not aware of what kind of people you two are
#164031 to #164030 - yourinvisiblegf (11/23/2014) [-]
ow, 30 minutes of glorious starring at the <3 LOVE OF YOUR LIFE <3
#164032 to #164031 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
Sent it and it worked
#164017 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
Be female. 15.
Grow up in super conservative family. Think Asian even though we're not.
School always main focus. Exemplary student.
Meet a guy. Oh no.
Family will basically disown me if I like him. Computer will be thrown in trash.
Be friends for 4 months. Develop feelings.
Confess feelings 6 months later. Secretly dating. Becomes serious.
Met and dating within 10 months.

My boyfriend claims that I didn't want him and I'm horrible because I didn't start dating him the moment I met him (he only wanted me for rebound at the time, so). He's using this to rationalize any bad treatment that I've gotten and will get from him. I think meeting someone and dating within a year is pretty fast? Am I wrong? (this was all several years ago. Don't fucking ask why I'm still with this asshat)
User avatar #164100 to #164017 - theguywhoaskswhy (11/24/2014) [-]
Dude. Son. Mate. Bruh. I'm sorry, I don't have a female version of my opening statement. Never needed one til now.
He can't treat you like that, its a huge no-no. He can't use something he dislikes about your past to justify mistreating you.
For me that would be more than enough reason to drop his ass, even after a 5 year relationship.
So, my advice? Tell him exactly that. Tell him his reaction is ridiculous and you're not sure you can be with someone who acts like such a colossal asshat.
User avatar #164019 to #164017 - nigalthornberry (11/23/2014) [-]
Wait are you 15 now or when you met him?
He still seems like a rebounder from the way you describe it
#164020 to #164019 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
15 then. 20 now.
User avatar #164021 to #164020 - nigalthornberry (11/23/2014) [-]
I don't really think dating you started dating that fast. My Chem teacher is getting married to a guy she's only known 6 months

And if he's constantly treating you like shit then you don't really need to be with him
#164022 to #164021 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
That's the thing though. He's my first everything. He knew I had no experience but berates me because I apparently neglected him by not dating him?

He thinks it's stupid that I didn't want my parents to kill me for dating.
User avatar #164024 to #164022 - nigalthornberry (11/23/2014) [-]
Him being your first doesn't mean he's going to be your last. Try talking to him about it and try to get him to understand your point of view at the time. Why would he be bringing this up 5 years later anyway?
User avatar #164023 to #164022 - focalanemo (11/23/2014) [-]
I hope he doesn't mean it, otherwise he is pretty retarded...
#164009 - loomiss (11/23/2014) [-]
I am at college and live in a dorm with two other people.
Let's just call them A and B
Person B's speakers recently blew out (no idea how) but he assumes it was me
recently one of Person A's friends broke Person B's headphones he also is blaming me for this
His only evidence is that they are both broken but he wasn't there.
He said he may be contacting authorities if he isn't repaid in full.
Is there any reason to worry ? What should I do?
User avatar #164015 to #164009 - focalanemo (11/23/2014) [-]
Tell person B, person A's friend broke it?
User avatar #164010 to #164009 - ScottP (11/23/2014) [-]
If you didn't do it, then chances are there will be little evidence against you
User avatar #164012 to #164010 - loomiss (11/23/2014) [-]
well me and Person A are the only other ones with keys to the room, is that substantial enough?
User avatar #164013 to #164012 - ScottP (11/23/2014) [-]
Not enough, because then either you or Person A could have done it. They'd need accounts of where the two of you were during the supposed time of the incident
User avatar #164016 to #164013 - loomiss (11/23/2014) [-]
Okay. Sounds good.
He doesn't even know when they broke
I'm guessing he blew them out himself by accident and now is trying to get free munies
#164002 - dehumanizer (11/23/2014) [-]
>mfw a girl's vagina is less than 6 inches deep
User avatar #164044 to #164002 - teoberry (11/23/2014) [-]
depth dont even matter nigga if she wants your dick shes not gonna mind
#164064 to #164044 - dehumanizer (11/23/2014) [-]
>white knights will litteraly defend this
User avatar #164065 to #164064 - teoberry (11/23/2014) [-]
what you mean im tryna encourage you
User avatar #164003 to #164002 - yourinvisiblegf (11/23/2014) [-]
and can double in size when aroused

what's the problem ?
1) you can't arouse a vagina
2) you sould try older vaginas
User avatar #164001 - abowlofkitkats (11/23/2014) [-]
I'm trying to find some good headphones online that aren't too pricey but still have a good output sound. The ones that cup around the ear are the ones I'm looking for. I already tried to Google it and I'm not getting much for reviews and such.
User avatar #164008 to #164001 - iceteaiceteaicetea (11/23/2014) [-]
The Best Headphones Under $50: Superlux 681 & Superlux 668B I really don't know what is your limit of "too pricey" headphones. There are these, they're kinda fugly so if you're looking for something that you wanna wear outside at school, might wanna look for something else.

But these guys on vid really, really know what they're talking about.

For more pricey: www.amazon.com/Sony-MDR7506-Professional-Diaphragm

Or Audio technica ATH-M50

I can't really recommend any other headphones that fit for outside & look super neat. Maybe check just amazon top lists if none of these fit you.
User avatar #163999 - noobtankz (11/23/2014) [-]
I'm looking for an image set or a video or something of a guy at a microphone talking about how men commit suicide more than women. Then he talks about how men have it better, but they can't cry or show a lot emotion past the age of 8 or 9. Anyone got it or know where I can find it?
User avatar #164005 to #163999 - sugoi (11/23/2014) [-]
Josh Thomas Talks About Male Suicide
Shit, it was on frontpage the other day and I forgot it's name, well fuck it here's the video source.
User avatar #163996 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
wait a sec this isnt autism borad i got tricked
User avatar #163994 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
i'm out of smokes only vodka is back. should i kill my self or deal with it?
User avatar #164000 to #163994 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
deal with it.
User avatar #163983 - gabsmatags (11/23/2014) [-]
Okay, I have two things I need help with. One is college stuff, the other is bras so you're welcome to help with just one if that's all you can do.
First is college. I'm totally into environmental sciences and I want to do something that will really leave a positive impact. I wanted to pursue ecology but I just found out I suck balls at evolutionary biology (which is a required class for transfer to major in ecology at UC Davis). I'm now considering switching majors to avoid the class, any recommendations on something related and good schools for it? I was considering environmental chemistry.
And problem number two. My boobs started growing again recently and I'm afraid that if this continues, I'll outgrow all my bras (32 B here). Does anyone know a good place to buy bras in smaller sizes? I've always found bra shopping incredibly frustrating because the only bras for smaller boobs are ridiculous push ups or just plan ugly.
Thanks!
User avatar #163984 to #163983 - advicedude (11/23/2014) [-]
I wouldn't do chemistry, I'd look for a major with very good internship rates so you can get your hands dirty without too much studying. Don't be afraid to visit your school's counselor.

As for the bra thing, sports bras? I'm a dude so not much help here.
User avatar #163972 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
I have a big alcohol problem, due to depression, what can i do to fell better?
User avatar #163985 to #163972 - advicedude (11/23/2014) [-]
Watch every episode of Naruto.
User avatar #163995 to #163985 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
you didnt say when but i'll will in see them in the furure dont worry
User avatar #163991 to #163985 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
thump up all my comments and i will
User avatar #163992 to #163991 - advicedude (11/23/2014) [-]
Godspeed
User avatar #163998 to #163992 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
i'm not gonna get tricked again
#163993 to #163992 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
you delivered, you will get a extra blessing from me.
you delivered, you will get a extra blessing from me.
#163979 to #163972 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
got friends?

tell them and they should support you. hang out with them.

are you in therapy?
User avatar #163981 to #163979 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
and no i dont have a therapy yet
User avatar #163980 to #163979 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
i got friends, but i'm the kind of person that want to be alone in this, and want my friends to think that is all is okay, i dont wanna get them involve in this.
#164115 to #163980 - Womens Study Major (11/24/2014) [-]
that's a terrible thing, you can't hide it and keep it away from people because it will fester inside you slowly getting worse and worse.

ask your best friends about it, being alone with depression is not a good idea.

enquire about therapy if it's really bad.
User avatar #163973 to #163972 - sugoi (11/23/2014) [-]
Go watch MLP.
User avatar #163974 to #163973 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
That only work in the short run, i need something that work in the long run [spoiler [/spoiler
User avatar #163975 to #163974 - sugoi (11/23/2014) [-]
Re-watch MLP.
User avatar #163978 to #163975 - cattac (11/23/2014) [-]
thats a preatty smart reply but that dont help, due to the human brain cant replease a certain part with out progress that takes months
#163966 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Is there anyway to play Banjo Kazooie or Tooie on PC?
Is there anyway to play Banjo Kazooie or Tooie on PC?
User avatar #164011 to #163986 - ScottP (11/23/2014) [-]
Were the N64 games taken off of there too?
User avatar #164126 to #164011 - advicedude (11/24/2014) [-]
pretty much any rom its on that site
User avatar #163968 to #163966 - youngneil (11/23/2014) [-]
Emulators nigga. Project 64.
User avatar #163969 to #163968 - girrafalopegis ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Any idea where to get the games? Also, does this shit have viruses? My chrome kept crashing until I uninstalled some of the surplus downloads that came with the emulator.
User avatar #163971 to #163969 - youngneil (11/23/2014) [-]
Oh, and adblock on those ROM sites might be a good idea. I'm not sure what the ads might look like, but there are probably a few of those fake "download now!" type button things.
User avatar #163970 to #163969 - youngneil (11/23/2014) [-]
I get my games from emuparadise. Nice site, pretty decent download times if you decided to download larger games like Gamecube games or something, but you can only download 2 at a time I think.

I don't think I've ever gotten a virus from emulators, but some stuff on CoolROM tried to get me to download toolbars and shit. Don't download the toolbars and shit.

You need to login to view this link (USA)/39592

You need to login to view this link (USA)/39597
#163965 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
So, to put it simply, somebody asked if me and my girlfriend of 5 months were married (as a joke) because i said "whats yours is mine" and I accidentally said"not yet". It just slipped out of my mouth, and I'm so worried that I've creeped her and everyone else their the fuck out because they took me somewhat seriously. I've spoken to her about it and she says its "absolutely" fine but I can't get rid of this feeling that I've made myself seem a little creepy.

You know those things you say that you know will haunt you forever and pop up when you're trying to sleep and you'll just cringe so much? It was like that. I don't really know what kind of advice I want, I just needed to vent because I'm in a shit place at the moment and this hasn't helped.
User avatar #164102 to #163965 - theguywhoaskswhy (11/24/2014) [-]
Dude. Son. Mate. Bruh.
Don't overthink. Be honest. No-one can fault you for a misunderstanding.
User avatar #163977 to #163965 - sugoi (11/23/2014) [-]
It's only weird and creepy if you make it weird and creepy.
So stop thinking about it, if you can't accomplish that then stop talking about it or acting like you're think about it to anyone.

Just pretend it never happened unless someone else brings it up.
#163964 - Womens Study Major (11/22/2014) [-]
Fagmin banned me, wut do?
User avatar #163987 to #163964 - advicedude (11/23/2014) [-]
submit a complaint and never hear back.
User avatar #163976 to #163964 - sugoi (11/23/2014) [-]
fap
User avatar #163960 - cognosceteipsum (11/22/2014) [-]
I want to become a weapons engineer but my grandfather thinks it is not nice since it will obviously kill some people if I'm successful. Should I listen to him and become a teacher or something of sorts or pursue my dream?
User avatar #164045 to #163960 - teoberry (11/23/2014) [-]
follow what ya wanna do. dont let others decide your job. youre a nord no ones gonna get killed, and think of who they're gonna be used against
User avatar #164069 to #164045 - cognosceteipsum (11/23/2014) [-]
Cool. Yeah, I guess I'll go for it
User avatar #163988 to #163960 - advicedude (11/23/2014) [-]
Work for the government and get pensions.
User avatar #164006 to #163988 - cognosceteipsum (11/23/2014) [-]
I dont think I'm allowed to get a government job
User avatar #163962 to #163960 - ScottP (11/22/2014) [-]
Do what you want. Just as long as you create a robotic-exoskeleton in the process
User avatar #163963 to #163962 - cognosceteipsum (11/22/2014) [-]
That would be badass
#163950 - deckbox ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
İ just wish u didnt get distract so easily and talk about other shit when we are talking about you and me. think of me at least you are talking to me.

I am on the phone to my girlfriend, I talk about how I recognized candyman song playing in the background, for literally 10 seconds, and she ignores me the rest of the day and is in a foul mood and says things like that.

Am I really in the wrong ? She is making me physically unwell with her mood swings like this, I feel like I have to walk on eggshells about everything i say. But the thing is when we talk on skype she is texting other people at the same time, and she hasn't added me back on face book but continues to have creepy old guys on her friend list.

What Do ?
User avatar #163954 to #163950 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
i'm french and may not fully understand this situation
i would advise you to trash her

better to be alone than to be in bad company
User avatar #163989 to #163954 - advicedude (11/23/2014) [-]
vous avez essayé... plus de francais, moins de anglais
#163955 to #163954 - deckbox ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
i dont know, I feel like everything i do and say no matter what is wrong, we were doing perfectly ok one minute, then she turns on a dime the next.

I have nothing else, she came back to me 11 months after a break up, And i am trying everything in my power to not mess up again, but no matter what i do it has started going wrong already , and My health and heart and head, stress levels almost uncontrollable, its really unhealthy but I have no choice, What am i going to do ?
User avatar #163956 to #163955 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
she can't respect you so at least respect yourself
and don't allow her or anyone else to make you feel this way

she seems to be fucked up so trash her and move on
#163957 to #163956 - deckbox ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
Yea that is why it ended before, too toxic, too intense. But the break , i really thought things would be so much cooler, and they were but I started worrying about shit and now she is worrying about shit and I just dont want that happening again, If I can't keep things on an even keel, hmm maybe better to not try again I don't know what to do.
#163958 to #163957 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
shit-worrying isn't clear to me

good luck anyway
#163959 to #163958 - deckbox ONLINE (11/22/2014) [-]
yea, I mean, when it is good, oh my fuck am i the happiest ever. Its like, she had a lot of shit in the past, And sucker that i was i was that support rock for her through it.



But well, i can't say it has been healthy for me, i had a breakdown and the stress levels when she came back i dont know this feels so much worse now. Almost like, I have been getting worse and she got better.
User avatar #163948 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf rolls 22**
User avatar #163949 to #163948 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf rolls 08**
User avatar #163951 to #163949 - yourinvisiblegf (11/22/2014) [-]
**yourinvisiblegf rolls 12**
User avatar #163945 - mrbator (11/22/2014) [-]
Should i get dragon age inquisition on xbox juan or PC?
User avatar #163943 - fornowjr (11/22/2014) [-]
Hey guys, yesterday there was a post on the front page that made it number one.
It was about this guy talking about how guys don't talk about their feelings and this eventually leads them to commit suicide.

I don't remember the name of the post and i did not favorite it. So if anyone can give me the link to it, that would be great. Thanks!
User avatar #163935 - empithree (11/22/2014) [-]
Guys. Anyone remembers that short video of an old guy tasting something and doing noises with his mouth? All cropped together. Funny as fuck.
User avatar #163937 to #163935 - makotoitou (11/22/2014) [-]
cover all 9000 tastebuds
User avatar #163940 to #163937 - empithree (11/22/2014) [-]
That's a ten!
User avatar #163932 - axeul (11/22/2014) [-]
Any advice on college essays?
User avatar #163947 to #163932 - joshkroger (11/22/2014) [-]
Maker sure your introduction and conclusion are structured well and straight to the point. If the introduction sucks they just straight up throw it out.
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