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#163744 - phildawhale (11/20/2014) [-]
anyone know a stream for hunger games part 2?
User avatar #163745 to #163744 - makotoitou (11/20/2014) [-]
#163731 - logickid (11/20/2014) [-]
Two problems guys.
One, I have hands that really gross people out, I keep them clean and I put on lotion and shit, but it doesn't help, they get blisters and dead skin constantly, and they also get red because I use really hot water to wash my hands, any idea? The lotion I use is outdated I think, and doesn't really work that well in the first place, any suggestions?

Two, I'm unsecure about letting people see my crotch bulge through my pants, and I usually only wear sweatpants because I'm a fag, but because of this, people make fun of me for "having no penis", and it's embarrassing to have a boner in public, wat do?
#163771 to #163731 - cliffordlover (11/21/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** I've got a small dick.
User avatar #163738 to #163731 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
1) As Minutes said, see a Dermatologist.
If anything, visit a doctor and they'll more than likely prescribe you Triamcinolone or something similar.

2) I honestly can't help you here, man.
It's due to your choice in clothing. I'd recommend investing in Jeans. No skinny jeans, though... Just regular jeans. It's getting colder out, and sweatpants are pretty thin.
#163732 to #163731 - minutes (11/20/2014) [-]
There is a thing called dermathologist, you should check it out.
User avatar #163729 - stutterguy (11/20/2014) [-]
I don't know if this is the best place to ask, but here goes:

I watched a youtube video years and years ago, I think it was a youtube poop.
And in that video was a man, and he waved his arms around whilst going "aaaaeeeeeeeeiiiiioooooooo".

I know its very little to go on, but I don't suppose anyone knows what it is do they?
User avatar #163740 to #163739 - stutterguy (11/20/2014) [-]
No, its from an action scene and I don't know if the guy is doing some power up thing but the camera pans around him and he swings his arms in a circular motion and goes "aaaaaaeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooo".
User avatar #163737 to #163735 - stutterguy (11/20/2014) [-]
Not what I'm looking for, but that made me giggle.

This video I'm on about is a cartoon. I don't think it was He-Man but it was something like that. I think it probably was a youtube poop.

For all I know it could be He-man
User avatar #163728 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/20/2014) [-]
guys, I have a question, what is the best thing to do when high and having no idea what to do?
#163733 to #163728 - minutes (11/20/2014) [-]
not taking drugs
User avatar #163725 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/20/2014) [-]
Has anyone owned:
jeep cherokee laredo
ford bronco
two door tahoe
yukon gt
k5 blazer
dodge charger
dodge challenger

If so, how was it? The car board is kinda dead
User avatar #163741 to #163725 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Jeep Cherokees should be avoided at all cost, man.
A few of my family members/ friends have owned one. Each and every single one would break down often.

I've seen the Yukon GT around town quite often.
As for the rest (aside from the charger and challenger), I've rarely seen good-looking running versions of 'em.
Especially the K5 Blazer. Never seen one that runs. I've only seen them rusting in someone's yard.
User avatar #163753 to #163741 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/21/2014) [-]
Thanks for the input.
i was leaning toward the cherokee because i want to lift my car and put offroad lights on it but my mom is bitching about my top choices (yukon,tahoe,bronco) having two doors.

The last thing i need is a breakdown lol
User avatar #163724 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/20/2014) [-]
Me and my buddy were having a debate:

Is it gay to suck your own penis?
User avatar #163726 to #163724 - drastronomy (11/20/2014) [-]
is it gay to give yourself a hand job?
User avatar #163727 to #163726 - KINGOFTHESTARS (11/20/2014) [-]
That was my argument! But they insist that having any(your own) penis in your mouth,that it was gay.

But i was like , fapping isnt gay
User avatar #163722 - stardude ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Sup guys, I'm asking for your advice. See, I like this girl, but I don't speak alot with her. She's my lab partner in physics and is also in my probability class too. I'd say that I'm shy to talk to new people, but when the ice breaks, I'm usually fine afterwards. But with her, I'm just very shy with her. Like when I think about saying this and that, I end up not saying what I think. I don't know why, but I like her. What can I do to atleast have a conversation with her, and ultimately go out with her? Should i get to know her better? Sorry for english, not my main language.
User avatar #163730 to #163722 - darkbladept ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Think of her as one of your friends.It will be easier that way.
User avatar #163734 to #163730 - stardude ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
so, I should begin to being her friend
User avatar #163809 to #163734 - darkbladept ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Hum,okay let me see...Maybe you could go online an search some topics to break the ice and when you do break that ice you could just be yourself.
User avatar #163718 - proxytoxic (11/20/2014) [-]
I have no idea what I'm going to do or what I should do, but i need some serious help. I'm 19 and my parents have been married since the year I was born. Over the years I thought that they're relationship was a pretty good one. They have had their problems like everyone else but when it got tough they were able to stick together through thick and thin. But recently (more like a year ago) my mom had made a "friend" from work. A male friend. I never met him directly and neither has my dad. But when I've seen him he always seemed flirtatious with her, giving her gifts and handing out with her.I suppose that had ended though when he (let's call him Bob) and my mom fought about something. But lately she had gotten in touch with Bob again and had been texting him a lot. She is really defensive over who looks at her phone and deletes any correspondence between them. That is until I snooped around her inbox last night. Mom had deleted her outbox messages but kept the messages sent from Bob. I read through them with what little time I had, and needless to say, some of them are very explicit. Some messages say that he loves her or that they should go away somewhere. Some are a lot worse. Reading these texts makes me sick but I took pics of the most incriminating ones and have copies on my phone and email. I never would have thought in a hundred years that she would cheat on my father, but I don't think he knows about what's been going on. I love him to bits but I don't know if I got the songs to tell him. I feel like puking thinking about holding this in but I don't know who I can talk to. I've never liked Bob but I didn't't think it was this serious of an issue. Would telling the truth be worth splitting apart a family? it's just killing me on the inside like guilt is eating away at me. Please tell me what I can do, if anything.
#163798 to #163718 - proxytoxic (11/21/2014) [-]
Thank you all for your advice. I had decided what I'm going to do/not do and stick to my guns.
Thank you all for your advice. I had decided what I'm going to do/not do and stick to my guns.
#163790 to #163718 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
Don't lissen to these faggots.
You just got a sniff of what the world really has to offer.
Despite how much you'll hate me for saying this it docent make it any less true.
That was private, and was private to keep you from hurting.
Now that you have hurtful information, are you willing to hurt everyone in your family?
No? I didnt think so. You're not a bad person for protecting your father.
Your mother is not the Devil for needing something new.
And you are not one who is going to change every thing.
If you want to enjoy what little there is left of your family, keep your mouth shut and act like everything is okay.
I aint saying this to be mean, I'm saying it because Justice is subjective, and what is right to you is wrong to another.
User avatar #163736 to #163718 - braveblue (11/20/2014) [-]
You must do it, it's your duty as his son/daughter. Look if someone was cheating on you would you want someone to tell you? Sure it's different when it's about splitting your family up, but that would be very selfish of you to hold onto this information to yourself. The least you can do is tell the man. Look all i'm saying is that you really need to tell someone about it whether it be your mom or your dad. You really shouldn't be too afraid of what happens when you tell your dad or your mom. Your mom will probably not hate you but i'm not sure it depends on the person. Your dad on the other hand might react differently to it. If this marriage was his life and why he wakes up in the morning then he will probably try to cover the void with someone else. You will need to be there for him, or your mother, whoever is actually affected the most. But hey it's your life, you can decide what to do. This is what I would do. I was kind of in a situation like this and I can't trust my mother anymore, and I judge her everyday for it. In the end it's all up to you. Good luck and let me know what you decide to do if you do anything. Your funnyjunk family is here for you.
#163721 to #163718 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
this is a little above our paygrade. talk to a therapist or a pastor or someone qualified to handle this level of an actual problem before you make a decision.
User avatar #163714 - ampt (11/20/2014) [-]
Is there a way to access the recent pictures gallery on FJ without having to make a comment?
User avatar #163704 - answer (11/20/2014) [-]
Any experts on small rodent type animals on here? I did a lab the other day on respiration rates of mice that have varying levels thyroid hormone present. Between trials, while doing calculations, I would play with my mouse and let her crawl all over me. Since I'm in a dorm, I can't have any pets like dogs or cats, but I could get away with something like that because my roommate won't rat me out(pun intended).

Anyway, the main question is, what is the best type of rodent of a similar size(can sit in the palm of your hand) that isn't too hyper? I want a pet that I can take out of it's cage for a good portion of the time that I am home and hang out with while I do work. I don't want to have to constantly be digging him/her from under the bed and what not.
User avatar #163709 to #163704 - advicedude (11/20/2014) [-]
mice sound nice
User avatar #163707 to #163704 - schurftinator (11/20/2014) [-]
Hey! It's kind of difficult as this also largely depends on how tame you make them (which can take a lot of time and patience) and then still depend on the character of the animal. Like I used to have a big fat rat that would sleep on my lap when I was behind the computer (like a cat really) and was the sweetest animal, but a friend of mine also has 2 rats and they're all over the place and really active. Though hers are also tame and they will come running to you as well if you call them, they're not the cuddly kind.
I've also had gerbils, but no matter how tame I got them they always seemed to 'tolerate' people rather than like spending time with you. Same with hamsters (though I might be wrong here).
Mice are awesome though, if you get them from someone who raised them and not from the petshop (but that counts with a lot of animals, you never know how those at the petshop were raised and can have some serious disturbances or genetic diseases). But I trained my mouse really well (rewarding with tiny bits of peanut butter) and I would carry her around in my vest pocket in the house
User avatar #163705 to #163704 - notred ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
hissing roaches.
User avatar #163706 to #163705 - answer (11/20/2014) [-]
That's exactly what I was thinking, thanks buddy
User avatar #163693 - thisistheguy (11/20/2014) [-]
Looking for advice from any fellow American/Canadian brothers from the north/travelers here on FJ. I'm getting back into natural parks/mountains/forests ever since I finished Boy Scouts two years ago and was wondering if you guys knew any notable places to see in North America? Looking for somewhere to go in the winter/fall mostly but anywhere you guys know is cool
#163684 - Decode (11/20/2014) [-]
Is anyone friends with doktorwhat (I don't remember how he spelled his name, I just remember it was doctor or doktor(somthing). He's posted pics of himself, he looks like a Norse god (pic related, its him, he posted time stamps to prove it was him)

I hate that someone is claiming to be him on admins newest post a selfy, I don't know why it annoys me so much but it does. Unless someone knows he made a new account and that's him, but I doubt it. So does anyone remember this magnificent Norse gods username?
User avatar #163720 to #163684 - charizarddad (11/20/2014) [-]
#163683 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Talk me out of doing it
User avatar #163758 to #163683 - fornowjr (11/21/2014) [-]
You can't masturbate if your dead.
User avatar #163702 to #163683 - iridium (11/20/2014) [-]
Why? I thought most guys enjoyed doing it.
#163697 to #163683 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
well anyon
half way throwing up the bottle of Vicodin I swallowed I realized
1. Half of my problems could be solved
2. there is a lot of stuff out in the world that's worth seeing and doing before you die.
The world is such a beautiful place but unfortunately..where there is beauty there is darkness as well. But I promise you, people and life can be kind and wonderful.
but why don't you try living a little before you die?
Go help some one, Go see something, meet new people...I found true beauty after I opened my eyes. I simply stopped caring, I eat what I want! I say Whats right and not whats expected! I help people when I can! I push cars I give change when I can! heck I've even jumped on the back of some ass hole who was trying to mug this chick.
Simply put it this way, once I gave up my past I was able to move forward.
I don't regret a thing, I've made mistakes but you know you cant change the past and I am happy with me trying to be a better person.
User avatar #163686 to #163683 - meganinja ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
If you're dead you will never be able to eat or play games again.
#163687 to #163686 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Anorexic and don't play games anymore, they just bore me
User avatar #163692 to #163687 - meganinja ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
It's the concept of it really. Enjoy the little things in life. I've been depressed for the last 2 or 3 years but I haven't had any thoughts of suicide, or at least any I've entertained for more than a minute. It's that little girl's smile when I give her some stickers at work, taking a walk and ending up spending 20 minutes petting a cat that I don't know, going for a drive somewhere I've never been before and then getting out of the car to watch the sunset behind the mountains, staring at the stars and wondering if there's life elsewhere.

Don't kill yourself tonight. Wait until it's snowing in the dead of night. Walk outside in whatever you'd like, and just lie down in the snow. Just stay there, staring into the stars and feel your life slipping away against the cold. It's then that you have a choice to make. You can continue to lie there, and eventually leave everything behind: all your problems and worries, but also anything you've ever held dear to you. Or you can get up and warm yourself up before you die, and live your life seeking out beauty wherever you may find it.

If you die under the stars, just know that you'll never see them again.
User avatar #163685 to #163683 - Decode (11/20/2014) [-]
Don't do it

Don't do what? Suicide? Try to get back with your ex? Specifics man

What happened, explain everything.
#163688 to #163685 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #163682 - nigalthornberry (11/20/2014) [-]
What are some good Verizon Android phones I can get for around 35$?
User avatar #163679 - adrilazzaro (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm looking for a video that i think was darksoulds with admin editted it on it and a very motivational song playing in the background, i remember the line 'with his strong arms' . Also i think it was after the whole 4chan dying thing
#163678 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
how do i get ogre gf?
#163701 to #163678 - dehumanizer (11/20/2014) [-]
disregard females
User avatar #163680 to #163678 - ilikethisusername (11/20/2014) [-]
invite her to your swamp
User avatar #163677 - jbabco (11/20/2014) [-]
Hey guys, what are some good headphones that are within the price range of $25-$150 that last a long time? Thanks in advance.
User avatar #163762 to #163677 - jbabco (11/21/2014) [-]
Let me rephrase the question. I would like earbuds for my phone.
User avatar #163742 to #163677 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Audio Technica.
User avatar #163723 to #163677 - derpityhurr (11/20/2014) [-]
bit heavy but gr8
User avatar #163710 to #163677 - advicedude (11/20/2014) [-]
skullcandy / swagg

tbh they're the best I've had. Ear buds with flat cord.
#163698 to #163677 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Skull Candies Bitch
get the ear buds
And buy them in a bitchin color
like pink or somethin gangsta like homes
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User avatar #163743 to #163660 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Depends on the area, man.
Verizon is hailed throughout most of my town. However... Comcast is actually better. Granted, their upload speed is inferior to Verizon's.

With Comcast, their blast package (120mbps/ 12mbps) is the same price as Verizon's median package (50mbps/ 50mbps).
Verizon throttles Netflix and YouTube. Comcast throttles Netflix. (There's an easy work-around for Comcast, since it forces the video quality to be lower. Verizon forcibley set a throttle/ bottle-neck on both services...)

Again, man. Heavily dependent on where you live.
If Comcast's service goes out here, they don't blame their customers, and are normally back up within the hour.
If Verizon's service goes out here, the customer is blamed and it normally takes days until they're back up.

I've only had good experiences with Comcast, and only bad experiences with Verizon. But again, that's just my area.
User avatar #163674 to #163660 - hernamewaskarl (11/20/2014) [-]
Show them the 8min phone call of Comcast harassing a customer for wanting to cancel their Comcast service. Comcast's 'Embarrasing' Customer Service Phone Call
User avatar #163646 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
Hey guys I have to write a research paper that is due in 4 days. I don't even have a topic yet, can any of you get me a topic that I can stretch for three pages that isn't overused ie: abortion. Any suggestions will really help
User avatar #163719 to #163646 - nsfwcontent (11/20/2014) [-]
Just pick some random add topic and go to google scholar to find sources and academic papers to use as citations etc.

Failing that just keep clicking random article on wikipedia until something looks interesting then use the sources on the wikipedia page to base your research around
User avatar #163711 to #163646 - advicedude (11/20/2014) [-]
I did why cigarettes should be banned. Wrote 5 pages in 2.5 hours. you can do it
User avatar #163712 to #163711 - advicedude (11/20/2014) [-]
scratch that 4.5
#163699 to #163646 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Bananas fool
There is literally a million theories and topics on bananas.
like a medical facility in china is looking at bananas right now because there is some shit in the dark spots of the peel that can stunt the growth of cancer and hiv or some shit like that...I rally like bananas...look it up....they are like yellow and stuff...
and im pissed drunk righ now so I cant link shit so google it.
your professor is gonna love it
User avatar #163689 to #163646 - meganinja ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Talk about the beauty that is the falling snow.

As it comes down it just seems to conceal the world like it was never there in the first place. The peace and serenity of it. As it keeps going you find yourself in a different world, isolated and alone. Nobody's there to help you, but you find you don't want any help. You are the ruler of your realm, and the snow is your god. It surrounds you, and you feel its warmth, while feeling its bitter chill in a twisted oxymoron. It gives you a sense of purpose and direction that you... never really though white percipitation could ever give you.

God damn I love snow.
User avatar #163690 to #163689 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
it's a research paper not creative writing, I need sources cited and all that shit
User avatar #163691 to #163690 - meganinja ONLINE (11/20/2014) [-]
Fuck the system. The school is snow's bitch anyways. Do a research paper on how snow makes everything its bitch then.
User avatar #163675 to #163646 - sineztro (11/20/2014) [-]
Why certain good causes can have radicals that change things for the worst (Vague yet not) i.e feminism christianity Islam, Nationalism and all that jazz
User avatar #163667 to #163665 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
Well I'm sure gay marriage is an important subject for you, but it is really overused and my instructor is taking originality into consideration.
User avatar #163669 to #163667 - makotoitou (11/20/2014) [-]
fine, do "why my instructor is gay: the play"
User avatar #163670 to #163669 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
Well she's kinda of a MILF
User avatar #163659 to #163646 - hernamewaskarl (11/20/2014) [-]
What is the class??
User avatar #163661 to #163659 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
Comp - 1
User avatar #163663 to #163661 - hernamewaskarl (11/20/2014) [-]
I had an essay due last term for a final project that is almost 4.5 pages (1,330 words) long for my Business Management class in college, and I did it on the relationship between business and politics. I got a B on it (because it was a few hundred words short of the minimum requirement, x) and late). If you have any interest in the topic, I could send you the file with my bibliography, and you can use it as a reference.
User avatar #163664 to #163663 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
Sure man that would be really helpful
User avatar #163656 to #163646 - misanthrizzle (11/20/2014) [-]
9/11: A Conspiracy Theory
you could write one on 9/11in a few hours just finding sources from this video
User avatar #163651 to #163646 - fornowjr (11/20/2014) [-]
United States and its involvement overseas.
Pharmaceutical drugs hurting rather than healing (i'm doing this one and not a lot of people do it.)
How religion affects people.

Not sure if any of these are to your liking.
When i think of more I'll be sure to comment on here.
User avatar #163652 to #163651 - randomwanker (11/20/2014) [-]
I like the U.S. overseas one, I have a %69.1 in her class so I pretty much have everything riding on this assignment
User avatar #163654 to #163652 - fornowjr (11/20/2014) [-]
Well it's yours to do as you please my friend. Get to stepping
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