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#154384 - swiggityswooty (09/13/2014) [-]
FUCK YEAH
#154383 - swiggityswooty (09/13/2014) [-]
ACIIIID NOTHING IS REALLLL EVERYTHINKG FUCK YEAHHHHH
#154382 - neededllama (09/13/2014) [-]
So, there's a girl that likes me yes, I'm sure , and normally this would be great, cause it means I ain't gotta go impress no biddies now. The catch is that she not only just broke up with one of my close friends like less than a week ago , and they had a very nasty relationship. Usually, I'd just go for it, cause the guy's in college. But, he's at the same college I'm planning on going to next year VCU in Richmond and I even plan on being housemates with him and forming a band for college and hopefully after with him and some other guys who might very well take his side. Should I go for it now, wait a bit to make sure it isn't a rebound crush that'd disappear, or just leave her alone.
Keep in mind that a lot of people involved will be show choir kids, and if you never had them/talked to them at your high school, they love drama.
User avatar #154390 to #154382 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
VIRGINIA REPRESENT
I'd wait. Take things slowly. Especially since they just broke up.
You want to make sure you're not the rebound, eh?

That, and given enough time both will move past each other and put it behind them.

So just take it slowly with her.
At most, you could be "courting" with her, eh? (Dating, but not.)
That way you know you're not the rebound/ not there to piss him off, and when things do start to get serious he won't care about his ex.
User avatar #154391 to #154390 - neededllama (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was thinking like just starting to chat with her more n shit now, maybe chill a bit, then see how he reacts to that. Probably sneak some hook ups in though.
#154378 - gunatyoface (09/12/2014) [-]
Just smoked like a gram of cannabis, and I'm going to the doctor to give a urine sample in about 1-2 months from now. This isn't a drug-test, but for a couple of vaccines. So am I fucked?
Just smoked like a gram of cannabis, and I'm going to the doctor to give a urine sample in about 1-2 months from now. This isn't a drug-test, but for a couple of vaccines. So am I fucked?
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User avatar #154397 to #154386 - gunatyoface (09/13/2014) [-]
I don't do acid.
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User avatar #154380 to #154378 - neededllama (09/13/2014) [-]
As long as you stay clean starting about 3 weeks ahead and drink a shit ton of water you'll be good.
User avatar #154379 to #154378 - gunatyoface (09/12/2014) [-]
First time, btw.
User avatar #154376 - darksideofthebeast (09/12/2014) [-]
Hey /advice/
I am having a bit of a... Mental problem? I guess you could call it that.
Anyways, I have a lot of things on my mind that I want to tell people, but when I tell people, nobody really cares to listen to me (except for 2 people) so I don't tell people that often.
So a lot of it is just built up in my head.
And I was wondering, how could I help myself release some thoughts and ideas that I have? Should I write them down? Should I turn it into lyrics or something for music, write poetry?

I have no clue what to do at this point, if anyone could recommend anything that would help me for something like this, I would greatly appreciate it.

To sum this up, it's not like depression or anything sad. It's just that I listen to everybody and no one listens to me. For example, I will be saying my thoughts, then they'll be like "oh cool" and then move onto a different subject...
#154439 to #154376 - dehumanizer (09/13/2014) [-]
ayy lmao its why i come here
User avatar #154394 to #154376 - indulge (09/13/2014) [-]
Write short stories. Don't hesitate, just write what comes to mind.
Another tip to maintain that hobby, DO NOT finish writing when you are out of ideas. Come up with a good idea, then stop. Trust me.
#154375 - ipostcp (09/12/2014) [-]
Know what I really hate? When you have been seeing somebody and they want a serious relationship and their idea of a serious relationship is completely rediculous and fantasy like.

So I met this girl about a week about, she seems alright. Smart and has her life together and she is attractive. We start talking about relationships and what not and she says that she hates how all guys want is sex. Apperently she dated some guy for about a year and a half and he asked about hitting the sack with her and she dumped him soon after cause of it. Since all he wanted was sex...

I mean, seriously? I can't say I'm only after sex, but that is pretty normal in any kind of relationship. She goes on and on about how it would be great to settle down and not work and be a housewife and shit like that. Red flags like crazy.

I'm gunna stop myself from doing anything with her, but holy hell.
#154438 to #154375 - dehumanizer (09/13/2014) [-]
>pure virgin wife
>a red flag

FUCKING DEGENERATE, WHEN THE CULLING STARTS I WILL FIND YOU.
User avatar #154377 to #154375 - gunatyoface (09/12/2014) [-]
"Know what I really hate?"
www.funnyjunk.com/hating/
But yeah, sounds like a bitch. Not for not wanting to have a sexually active relationship, but assuming things like that.
User avatar #154373 - datmine ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Quick!

How do i make a concrete floor using my arm hair.
#154341 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
>be me 8 years ago
>early teenager, hangingout with other kids around my age
>one is a qt, start to develop feels for her
>qt moves to other town, feelsbadman
>flashforward to 8 years later, present day
>im somewhat of a cyborg, not a robot but not a real human
>meet said girl from past, now a solid 10/10
>start talking to her
>realise that she's not only visualy appealing but mentally too, very smart,honest,pious,friendly and generaly pleasant to be around
>iminlove.jpg
>ofc she's inlove with some guy that im better than and in a relationship for 4 years
>knowing what little chance i have, I decide to man up and actualy fight against life for once
>lolnope.jpg
>time for uni comes, we'll both go to diffrent cities so i might not see her again
>decide its time to show my powerlevel,like why not?
>"anon i think its best if we have no more contacts, it will be easier for you to forget me" thats what she actualy said
>DEVISTATED
>btw since i met her i started drinking as a way to cope with the harsh reality
>go to uni, robot as fuck towards all the new people, getting drunk daily
>too hangover to work or pay attention in any of the classes
>eventualy battle over alcoholism and win
>time passes
>today is 1 year since i got rejceted
basicly never ever get inlove, dont even get influated its not worth it, definetly 0/10 worst year of my life, would rather kill myself then go through something like this
#154381 to #154341 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
I believe you meant "infatuated," not "influated"
User avatar #154374 to #154341 - fistfireace (09/12/2014) [-]
The first half of that sounds like the beginning of Norbit. Minus the robot feelings and "not being human".
User avatar #154349 to #154341 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
radical honesty helps a lot, moved alot of stress from my life
User avatar #154358 to #154353 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
First time he writes it like that
User avatar #154360 to #154357 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
>PSA
>Wat
#154363 to #154360 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Public Service Announcment
User avatar #154364 to #154363 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
Ohh, thanks
#154350 to #154349 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
what's that supposed to mean?
User avatar #154354 to #154350 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
You should just have intervened when she wanted to cut ties, should've been honest with her. Might not have done shit besides having that feel off of your chest.
#154356 to #154354 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
yeah sucks that we're neighbors tho and runing into her is the number one reason i dont go out during the daytime
User avatar #154362 to #154356 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
That's pretty weak, and that comes from a guy who had a depression
#154365 to #154362 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
>had
>as if, ended

whoa, next thing you'll start complaining you havent had sex in 4 days?
User avatar #154367 to #154365 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
>implying you need sex

wtf you on about
#154368 to #154367 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont but for some reason normalfags seem to be obsessed with it.
User avatar #154369 to #154368 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
Obsessing over simple things is what kills you
#154370 to #154369 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Still I wonder what its like to be loved.
User avatar #154371 to #154370 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
It's not special unless you love the person back
#154355 to #154354 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
you're being played like a flute.
User avatar #154359 to #154355 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
jesus chirst just log in
#154342 to #154341 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
#154343 to #154342 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
you didnt even read it faggot
#154345 to #154343 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
I saw your name.

it was enough for me to go on.

<-- it means stop, it's what you should do from now until doomsday.
#154346 to #154345 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
I am sorry but there is no other way.
#154347 to #154346 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
no one will believe you ever again.

ever read the boy who cried wolf?
#154348 to #154347 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Actualy i've posted that story multiple times even before i began shitposting.
#154351 to #154348 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Even more reason to stop.

shitposting on the advice board is a real dick move and is the most annoying thing you can do. if you are going to shitpost regardless of what people say, at least be original, git gud.
#154352 to #154351 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
NO, NOT UNTILL I EBBIN MEYMEY!
#154330 - boobiebanger ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I have run out of TV series, About to have a panic attack. Good tv series plz
I have run out of TV series, About to have a panic attack. Good tv series plz
User avatar #154395 to #154330 - indulge (09/13/2014) [-]
House of Cards? Lost? Arrested Development? .......Pokemon?
User avatar #154338 to #154330 - thelizardlord (09/12/2014) [-]
Godzilla the Series?
#154336 to #154330 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
60s spiderman.
60s spiderman.
User avatar #154333 to #154330 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
in the flesh
#154334 to #154333 - boobiebanger ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
more towards comedy n crime shows n stuff not a fan of horror
User avatar #154335 to #154334 - haydentheviking (09/12/2014) [-]
ah shame


its real good just gotta wait for season 3
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#154327 - gypsydude (09/12/2014) [-]
Hope all of you are having a good day
#154337 to #154327 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
not really
#154328 to #154327 - princessren (09/12/2014) [-]
I want to have a pizza-movie party now

I hate you
User avatar #154294 - shodaihokage (09/12/2014) [-]
I start college in a few weeks and I am really nervous about taking business calculus. I did ok in calculus and algebra 2 but I would really appreciate if someone could give me some tips on what to review. I am just worried I am going to be sitting and class and not know what the fuck the teacher is talking about unless I review ahead of time.
User avatar #154366 to #154294 - crampers (09/12/2014) [-]
Just started University - Theres a steep learning curve but you don't start out at an impossible level
User avatar #154317 to #154294 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I highly recommend such things as:

Math Ref: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.happymaau.MathRef
Microsoft Mathematics: www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15702

And as ThatNigger said, they'll start from the basics and work their way up from there.
If anything, and at worst, you can always go to the tutoring center.
It wouldn't hurt to review ahead of time; It also wouldn't hurt to do a few of the Math courses at Khan Academy.
User avatar #154325 to #154317 - shodaihokage (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks man Ill definitely check out the links.
User avatar #154315 to #154294 - thatnigger (09/12/2014) [-]
Not everyone reads ahead of time and I'm sure they go from basics into harder things as time goes on. I think just the basic intergration and differentiation rules should be good enough, you shouldn't get lost that way.
User avatar #154324 to #154315 - shodaihokage (09/12/2014) [-]
Alright thanks man I appreciate it.
#154293 - theotherwhiteguy (09/12/2014) [-]
Is school supposed to be this hard or am I doing it wrong? I used to be ace at math and now it makes no sense. I'm tired all the time and my social life is nonexistent. I can't do this, its only a few weeks in and I'm already falling apart. I'm afraid that I'm just not gonna make it in life.
User avatar #154318 to #154293 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
You just got back from a break, man.
Of course you're not going to remember much. Honestly, just try and pay attention the entire way through classes.

If you're worried about education, then maybe be slow to get a social life, eh?
I doubt you'd get any further than you are now if you didn't have time to study/ were distracted in class. Once you start to get the hang of things in math, then maybe ease your way into being extremely social and find a balance between school and friends, but for the sake of grades -- Maybe you should hold off on it for now.

I highly recommend that you check out Microsoft Mathematics and Khan Academy for additional help:

www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=15702
www.khanacademy.org/

Microsoft Mathematics will do all of the work for you, but it'll show you step-by-step on how to solve it.
And Khan Academy will teach you how to maths.
User avatar #154314 to #154293 - thatnigger (09/12/2014) [-]
What I'll say about maths is there are two general mind set involved.

There's the mind set where you memories all the formula and learn how to apply it or learn how to derive formula so you don't have to memories them and then work out how to get to the answer from that.

I personally am lazy so I learnt how to derive things as I'm not so good at memorising. It's not easy for everyone to do but it worked out really well for me. I think the other mind set is more of a doctors mind set on things while the one I use is an engineers way of doing things.
User avatar #154310 to #154293 - bestfoxgirl (09/12/2014) [-]
Depends on the country

But if you're sucking at school... well, it's not like it should be hard.

Ask the best girl in your class to help u
#154302 to #154293 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Why? You too busy going to parties?
User avatar #154309 to #154302 - EdwardNigma (09/12/2014) [-]
>My social life is nonexistent
>Parties

m8.
#154311 to #154309 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
>He doesent party by himself.
User avatar #154312 to #154311 - EdwardNigma (09/12/2014) [-]
He'd be pretty fucking cool if he did.
#154313 to #154312 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Parties no one else is invited to are the ones i enjoy the most.
#154292 - thecrimsonfucker (09/12/2014) [-]
So, ill be posting this one on my secret alt account.
just so people don't hate me.

I've been in a long distance relationship with this girl for 1.5 years. and shes just so perfect. in just about every single way possible.

last year around this time, she broke up with me for another guy for a little while but i gave her another chance and things were good. however, i was really bitter about it, and i kept our relationship a secret for about 3 months... during which time i dated another person myself... and i fucked 3 different girls. and i feel like total shit

this was back in february, now her and i are going strong
yet i still cant help for my guilty concience to stab me here and there.

i dont know what got into me i guess. and i feel like total shit for it and i should.
and what makes me a bigger cunt, is that i get bent out of shape when she talks to a guy.. and i feel threatened dispite what i did..

i fucking hate myself, i literally had become what i hated most
now, things are going great... im going to go see her soon, and i bought her a promise ring. (not because i felt guilty but because i legit fucking love her to death).

it was just a huge ass fucking bumb in the road that she only knows about half about.

Should i tell her? how do i tell her?
im pretty sure she has a hunch but i mean
what the fuck do i do.

you can comment angry shit as much as you want, i dont mind. i do deserve it.

but seriously what do i do?
User avatar #154323 to #154292 - delphine (09/12/2014) [-]
This happened with my ex. I was with him for two years. His family and coworkers knew about me and they all liked me. He kept our relationship a secret from his friends. I'd only met some of them briefly and assumed they knew I was his girlfriend, And then I found out he'd told them I was just some girl he was banging and he had two others on the side.

I was crushed. And it had lasting consequences. Like, I haven't dating in two years because I don't want the trust issues I developed with him to affect future relationships. When his coworkers found out what he'd done, they all made work so miserable for him he was forced to quit. I wish they hadn't done that, but one of them said he was being an ass at work and it was just the last straw.

Come clean because sure as shit, if she finds out on her own, it will be 10x worse. And if you don't come clean, it will eat away and rot your relationship from the inside. Cheating basically dooms a relationship. End it, and then once you've got your shit together start clean with someone else.
User avatar #154308 to #154292 - thatnigger (09/12/2014) [-]
You should tell her and expect her to leave you. It doesn't matter how good things are now, it doesn't change the fact that you held resentment towards her and did something extremely cruel to her behind her back. At least she broke up with you before going for another guy, you cheated on her while still pretending she was the only one and have kept this up for 7 months. You should have gone no contact when she left you and never talked to her afterwards, that way you might have found somebody new by now and enjoy that fresh relationship instead of this unhealthy one.

What you should do now is tell her and you should probably break up with her if she won't break up with you with an exception. When you tell her, there will be no more trust left in this relationship. She'll doubt you and you might doubt her and think she might want to get even as well. You'll just end up in this back and forwards battle where the objective is to get even and that's not a healthy objective for a relationship.

The exception is if she genuinly says she forgives you and you two work this out, maybe even go into counselling together to help you guys with your problems, things can go well for both of you. If this isn't an option though, just end it.
User avatar #154306 to #154292 - fistfireace (09/12/2014) [-]
Man the fuck up. You need to tell her. No, no don't hide it at all from her, that's the worse course you can take. Hell, if anything, that will probably make you feel even more guilty. Which, judging from the way you are speaking, is not what you want.

There was this guy on here a couple of days ago who was in the same situation except he didn't fuck 3 girls , but he eventually told his girlfriend. Know what happened? She fucking forgave him. Am I telling you that your girl will forgive you? Hell no. What I am saying is that you have more of a chance to be forgiven if you tell her then keep it a secret and then she found out on her own. If you do the latter, this proves not only you are a cheater, but you are also not honest.

Know what's good about becoming the thing you hate? You can "un-become" it (I didn't know a better word for at the time I wrote the comment). Man up, tell her, apologize like hell, and if she ends the relationship with you, accept the consequences and move on. You won't get any sympathy if you two break up, so you'll have to toughen it out.

Now, as for the "how do I tell her" part, just say you need to talk to her about something important. Tell her slowly and answer anything she asks honestly. If she doesn't want to talk for awhile, for the love of Pete, don't fucking talk to he until she is ready. Other than that, swear that you won't do it again, apologize, and that normal stuff.
#154297 to #154292 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
>cheated on her 3 times
>I love her to death.

aaayyy lmaaoooo

no you dont



THIS EVERYBODY, IS PROOF THAT LOVE DOES NOT EXIST. IT IS JUST A MYTH.
#154332 to #154297 - boobiebanger ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
i was not ready for this comment
User avatar #154303 to #154297 - fistfireace (09/12/2014) [-]
So, love is basically this?

youtu.be/OGVQQjFpx70?t=1m46s
#154305 to #154304 - fistfireace (09/12/2014) [-]
Can't argue with that.
Can't argue with that.
User avatar #154295 to #154292 - EdwardNigma (09/12/2014) [-]
M8 you are a right fuckin' cunt, I tell you what.
Now, see I'm gonna throw out a couple options.
1: If you love her as much as you say, maybe don't tell her. But thats a ballsy maneuver if she finds out, she'll be even more pissed that you didn't tell her. And you need to swear to not do it again, like man, if you do that shit again, you'll just be a new god damn tier of cunt.
2: Tell her. Either she gets super pissed and leaves you, or accepts it and forgives you, so long as you, again, swear on your fucking life to not do it again. She'll be pissed, but she might appreciate the honesty.
#154278 - swiggityswooty (09/12/2014) [-]
hey guys, ive been sad for a while, honestly i think i hate myself, my self esteem is shitty, i constantly think people are talking about me, it feels like no one could give two shits about what happens to me, and the only time im happy anymore is when im stoned or distracting myself with shit. i dont know what to do about this shit anymore, i wanna talk about this shit to other people but i dont want to burden them or make them uncomfortable talking to me about shit like that. if you dont wanna hear it my bad for typing this shit.
#154298 to #154278 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
That is why you shouldnt give two shits about them either. Welcome to the club.
That is why you shouldnt give two shits about them either. Welcome to the club.
#154282 to #154278 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/12/2014) [-]
the only thing annoying about what you said is your last comment. made me want to punch you for being annoying

that being said. humans are designed as social creatures. and men especially are programmed to be hunters. in modern feminist society you are taught to act unnaturally. to become docile to females, to encourage them rather than dominate them. This is not how you are hardwired to act. your mom your sisters your cousins your friends etc all tell you how great girls are. but you cant ever say how great you are without retribution or hate. your only hope is to develop a thick skin against criticism and say what you really want.

so go on.

rant

what do you really want to say? why did you internalize the hate on yourself instead of really put it external to the losers who really deserve the hate? like michael bays bitch ass
#154399 to #154282 - swiggityswooty (09/13/2014) [-]
i want to fucking piss in a bottle
User avatar #154281 to #154278 - leadstriker (09/12/2014) [-]
be a real nigga
don't be a fake nigga
live life like a nigga
no stress a nigga
~leadstriker
#154401 to #154281 - swiggityswooty (09/13/2014) [-]
im gonna be fucking 100 with everything right now
#154271 - fruzzinoid (09/12/2014) [-]
I need a bigger version of this picture immediately.
I want it to print out nicely and fill up an entire page.
User avatar #154339 to #154321 - fruzzinoid (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, of course.
I clearly wanted to buy it.
User avatar #154387 to #154339 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
The image was larger...
That was the point of the link.
User avatar #154388 to #154387 - fruzzinoid (09/13/2014) [-]
I can't save that image.
It's also where I screencapped the one I posted, homie g.
#154389 to #154388 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I just screencapped it.
User avatar #154272 to #154271 - fruzzinoid (09/12/2014) [-]
Please, please, please.
User avatar #154273 to #154272 - misterymisterman (09/12/2014) [-]
That's the biggest one I can find on Google.
User avatar #154274 to #154273 - fruzzinoid (09/12/2014) [-]
Do you think it'll be able to clearly print and fill up a whole page?
I've never actually used a printer before, oddly enough.
User avatar #154275 to #154274 - misterymisterman (09/12/2014) [-]
You could fill out an A5 page, not likely a standard A4 one. It's just a bit more than half the size of a regular sheet of paper.
User avatar #154276 to #154275 - fruzzinoid (09/12/2014) [-]
How do I make it larger, then? Can I do that and still retain image clarity?
User avatar #154277 to #154276 - misterymisterman (09/12/2014) [-]
Not with any program I know of, unfortunately. You could test just pasting it into MS Word and stretching it to see how bad it looks.
User avatar #154268 - ScottP ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
What are some things to talk to a girl about? She's a sophomore in college and I'm a freshman and we only have class with each other two times a week.
#154316 to #154268 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Aww snap man.   
Well look, if you have one or two classes with her, that's enough to start a conversation with.   
Just base it off of situational things; Use situational humor. Go from there.   
   
But most importantly, understand that you're going to start off as just friends.   
Build up from there.
Aww snap man.
Well look, if you have one or two classes with her, that's enough to start a conversation with.
Just base it off of situational things; Use situational humor. Go from there.

But most importantly, understand that you're going to start off as just friends.
Build up from there.
User avatar #154319 to #154316 - ScottP ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Haha I could never figure out what to talk about without sounding so awkward. Although she is into cooking so there might be something there.
#154299 to #154268 - dehumanizer (09/12/2014) [-]
Talk about the ISIS problem.
#154283 to #154268 - baitdoesnttalkback (09/12/2014) [-]
you can start with phones. complain about yours and ask what she has. say is it good. how is it with storing pictures? she will show you photos you will comment on them. and right as she gets to the 6th picture EXACTLY. you start grazing her vuluptuous thighs with your hand. she will grow quiet. her eyes fixated on the pictures she is narrarating though. but with stutters. and deep deep breaths of nervousness and anticipation of the incoming events. you get bold and say keep going? in an ambigious way. she is unsure if you mean to keep showing photos or if you are allowed to climb your hand higher. she can only utter a single sylable. mhm. you unbutton her pants as your head darts between her legs. licking and suckling her clit as she lean back and spreads her long slender modelesque legs as wide as they will go. accepting your tongue into her slender cave opening. she grabs the back of your head pushing you deep down into her. so hard your teeth are pressed against her hipbone. you slip 2 fingers in now as you wrap your lips around her clit and hum the national anthem. this sends her into a frenzy. she starts to convulse as the first of many many orgasms hit her. finally you putll her up to her feet and you bend her over 4 different kinds of ways like she was the fucking avatar and you fuck that pussy like it was on sale. her moans turn to screams as she screams yes yes yes fuck me fuck me like the whore i am. you both reach your climax at the same time and as you let her orgasm subside first you pull out and cum on her slut bucket face and make her swallow every drop. the other students stare at you with their jaws open in stunned silence as they witnessed what unfolded. the professor still holding his chalk to the board is also shocked. finally you get back to learning and enjoy a nice day
#154279 to #154268 - swiggityswooty (09/12/2014) [-]
music, her, what her classes are about, funny shit, drama going on in life, anything you would talk about in person.
User avatar #154261 - learntoswim (09/12/2014) [-]
What's up /Advice/?
User avatar #154265 to #154261 - ScottP ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
My legs are killing me from kickboxing. Met up with a friend from 7 years ago. Took some quizzes. Did some homework. Now I'm just sitting in my dorm watching YuGiOh because why not.
User avatar #154266 to #154265 - learntoswim (09/12/2014) [-]
You sound like you had a productive day. Glad to hear.
User avatar #154269 to #154266 - ScottP ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
How about you?
User avatar #154270 to #154269 - learntoswim (09/12/2014) [-]
Worked, went on a bike ride, wasted time here, played some vidya. The usual.
#154260 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Girl sends you snapchat of herself in her bra. DTF or no?
#154262 to #154260 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
When it comes to hoes
Just say no
#154280 to #154262 - swiggityswooty (09/12/2014) [-]
ive had something similar, except it was her ass asking if it was big or nah, after i rejected her for homecoming
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