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#102585 - stonedphilosopher has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102586 to #102585 - crewlove (11/11/2013) [-]
Would you wear bootleg shoes?
#102578 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
I am a good and nice guy who has a soft side. I am not for sex before marriage. And I find porn demeaning and degrading. Why does it feel hard to find a girl who looks for that in a guy? Am I doing something wrong by being this way?
User avatar #102582 to #102578 - crewlove (11/10/2013) [-]
Its kinda hard for a girl to know how you feel about porn and premarital sex before you tell them
#102583 to #102582 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
That's the thing. Whenever I get close or meet a girl and we talk I mention it if the topic comes up :|
#102584 to #102583 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
I don't get why they don't like nice guys either.
#102762 to #102584 - tjocksnorris (11/12/2013) [-]
because you're mad boring, thats just that, stop telling urself anything else
User avatar #102595 to #102584 - Timmietim (11/11/2013) [-]
2euphoric
User avatar #102577 - churrundo (11/10/2013) [-]
What language is more useful to learn? JS, Ruby, or Python?
User avatar #102580 to #102577 - thekillerwalrus (11/10/2013) [-]
I am using Javascript and have been told that is more used than Python.
User avatar #102581 to #102580 - thekillerwalrus (11/10/2013) [-]
Java and C is more useful for computer programming. I think Ruby is too. Ruby is easier as well.
User avatar #102579 to #102577 - churrundo (11/10/2013) [-]
Let me rephrase that. What language is more useful for what?
#102571 - helloyouarereadin (11/10/2013) [-]
I have OCD  [I know a lot of people claim to have it but I've been diagnosed since childhood]  and the images that appear at the bottom of each post really frustrate me because I have to click on them all otherwise I panic or whatever so any advice on what to do?
I have OCD [I know a lot of people claim to have it but I've been diagnosed since childhood] and the images that appear at the bottom of each post really frustrate me because I have to click on them all otherwise I panic or whatever so any advice on what to do?
User avatar #102572 to #102571 - ferrettamer (11/10/2013) [-]
Use Adblock to block them
#102573 to #102572 - helloyouarereadin (11/10/2013) [-]
Not the ads, the 'related posts' or whatever they are
User avatar #102574 to #102573 - ferrettamer (11/10/2013) [-]
Use Adblock to block them. Right click on them, Adblock, block this ad
#102575 to #102574 - helloyouarereadin (11/10/2013) [-]
Thank you so much
#102564 - erano (11/10/2013) [-]
How would someone get into the offshore oil business as an entry level in the UK? Anyone know anyone that can help?
#102560 - Flail (11/10/2013) [-]
Not really advice board but....... Any one know what film i should watch? Im a bit high and am thinking maybe a super hero film, comedy or horror
User avatar #102589 to #102560 - mondominiman ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
August underground. Really funny if your into that kind of thing.
#102561 to #102560 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
>a bit


the mids are strong with this one.
User avatar #102553 - RADDDDs (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm looking for that rage-face GIF, not the usual one. Description:

The red coloured guy is hitting the computer screen, and the whole GIF is shaking violently.
Expressing extreme anger.

Any hints?
#102557 to #102553 - RADDDDs (11/10/2013) [-]
found it, sorry
found it, sorry
User avatar #102552 - skydiving (11/10/2013) [-]
Do people eventually grow out of stupid, or are they stupid for the rest of their lives?

I haven't been on this planet for very long, but it seems as I get older I suddenly realize how stupid I was a couple years, months or days ago. Then, I get a little older and realize that what I did then was stupid, and the circle goes on.

I've now come to the conclusion that I am stupid at all times, even if I don't see it i the present. I guess it's forgivable because I'm young, but do people stay stupid their entire lives, but they just get less stupid as time goes on, or do people eventually stop being stupid once you hit a certain maturity?
User avatar #102576 to #102552 - silverzepher (11/10/2013) [-]
stupid is forever, wisdom is won from fighting the urge to do stuipid again.
User avatar #102558 to #102552 - RADDDDs (11/10/2013) [-]
If you don't like being stupid (like me), learn from those stupid mistakes. Avoid them next time, or just ignore it.
I spent hours, days, and weeks thinking about the stupid shit I did years ago, which only I remembered...
People are stupid by default mainly because of ignorance. The more educated (not by school but by life) a person is, the less stupid he is.
User avatar #102554 to #102552 - luxfingerdoodle (11/10/2013) [-]
Same here buddy. Though it depends. Sometimes you grow out of stupid sometimes you don't. Also being stupid in some situation that doesn't always apply to your personality. Everyone has those moments.
#102550 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
Who uses a proxy when downloading movies?
User avatar #102615 to #102550 - billybong (11/11/2013) [-]
No proxy (most don't permit BT traffic), just peer block
User avatar #102608 to #102550 - yunoavailable ONLINE (11/11/2013) [-]
Paranoid people IMO
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#102540 - megganoob has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102539 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
what is the anime called about some guy called "eren" who continually has to be protected or something? I've noticed lots of .gif images about the girl barging in like "eren is in danger?!" and loving potatos or something.... can someone elaborate (without spoilers naturally)
#102556 to #102539 - luxfingerdoodle (11/10/2013) [-]
Attack on Titan... don't tell me you haven't heard of it before.
User avatar #102559 to #102556 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
I am watching it right now. episode 6 . was not dissapointed when 'eren' appeared, and the potato-chick got all excited about food. still pretty gruesome, can't believe Eren is implied dead. still expecting some plot-twist which'll bring him back as protagonist.
User avatar #102562 to #102559 - luxfingerdoodle (11/10/2013) [-]
I've read the manga ahead. Only thing I can say is that at about episode 10 or something the plot will advance preety slow for my standards. And dunno...its fairly gruesome. Watch Hellsing and then talk about gruesome...
Back on topic. You wont be dissapointed from the anime ,though I'm not sure when will season 2 start to be released.
User avatar #102563 to #102562 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
I'm not sure I like it. might drop it. currently at ep 7 and I can't think of any plot twist for how erin could ever survive that. can you tell me if he does? is he still the main character? because I currently don't feel like watching such a 'gruesome' anime. I like action, and can appreciate the common thriller. but right now I'm a suckup for some happy ending where the hero will be the victor.
User avatar #102565 to #102563 - luxfingerdoodle (11/10/2013) [-]
We don't know how much more it will take. And its very early to predict any kind of ending. Dunno...my main problem with the anime is that there is way too much drama and sometimes it's just plain dumb. It's way too much and way too obnoxious. By the end of episode 16 I expected it to settle down a little and focus a little more on action but instead happens the exact opposide.
SPOILER ALERT! Eren is special,and not only him. hehe
User avatar #102568 to #102565 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
at the current state, I don't really care that much for spoilers (not really as to tell me how things happen or what. I'm more interested in result states.) so eren will result in being alive? that'd make it worth for me to keep watching the anime. thanks for the spoiler alert though
User avatar #102569 to #102568 - luxfingerdoodle (11/10/2013) [-]
One last thing that itsn't that much of a spoiler. He and his team join the Reacon group and Eren has a really big role in that.
#102570 to #102569 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
oke cool. so eren lives, I'm gonna continue watching then. thanks ! really.    
   
here have this custom OC reaction .gif  it's from a marvellous british comedy series: how not to live your life. 8.5/10 brings really great laughs if it's your cup of tea.  enjoy!
oke cool. so eren lives, I'm gonna continue watching then. thanks ! really.

here have this custom OC reaction .gif it's from a marvellous british comedy series: how not to live your life. 8.5/10 brings really great laughs if it's your cup of tea. enjoy!
#102534 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
Sex advice plz.

Im super horny right now but I dont want to do anything, I want to be super super horny for when my girlfriend stays over next. However, when Im very very horny, I climax very quickly(5 min or less. shame), whilst my girlfriend due to a medical condition/ nerve damage, lasts a minimum of 20 minutes, even with hard stimulation and foreplay.
How do I make myself last longer whilst having sex, without masturbating beforehand? (If it makes this question any better. Were both women.)
#102538 to #102534 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
homosexualism is gay
User avatar #102530 - thekeeperofthumbs (11/10/2013) [-]
TECH-RELATED
What are the pros/cons of an NVIDIA graphics card?
What are the pros/cons of a Radeon graphics card?
How would you compare the two?
What is the actual effect of having a graphics card at all?
User avatar #102548 to #102530 - bluzzerstream (11/10/2013) [-]
Nvidia sucks dick, AMD is so good it can suck two dicks! No jk but I think it's all pretty much what you're searching for. Watch Linus tech tips on youtube, the video is called Nvidia vs AMD or something. It's also about the brand selling the card. AMD and Nvidia just makes the GPU (Graphic Processing Unit, the graphic processor (I might be wrong)).
The memory stores data and when it's full I believe it refills from the bottom. I can't promise this is tru but I think so: If you have a small CPU cache and it get's filled faster than the graphic card the graphic card has to restart filling again, that makes it pretty unecessary to have 4 gb for example.

Now FJ, correct me! But watch the video and I think you'll understand more. Also when choosing card, waych benchmarks on youtube to decide between the ones in your pricerange. Some works better on some games.
User avatar #102535 to #102530 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
Nvidia is more expensive, but will bring the strongest processors. it's like intel v.s amd: amd is cheaper, but intel has some processor classes which are the strongest available or something.
User avatar #102531 to #102530 - thekeeperofthumbs (11/10/2013) [-]
Also, what does a graphics card's amount of memory affect?
User avatar #102526 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
i'm just so tired of everything that's been going on in my life. i just want time to stop for a week or two. what do i do to feel like living again?
User avatar #102514 - wittypotato (11/10/2013) [-]
Advice board I need your help. I am a fucking failure socially. I'm awkward, dull, and unfunny. I recently hung out with a few of my friends (who I really try around) for a band meeting. In 3 hours I made every social failing and misstep possible and probably made them see me as even more painfully awkward and unfunny. My confidence is entirely shot and I don't think I feel ready to talk to another person again. How do I become more confident? I'm already doing a workout regimen so please don't recommend a workout.
User avatar #102527 to #102514 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
Well try hanging out with less friends. I don't mean to drop a bunch of friends. Hang out with 1 or 2 really close friends and try to practice socializing in that setting. I don't have any experience so that's the best I can give you.

Also for your humor with friends which I have experience in , you need to know their sense of humors. If you don't know what they find funny, then you might fire off all the wrong jokes. Also try to think of the joke before saying it. In freshman year, when I made really close friends, I was fairly funny but tried to hard to make sexual jokes. I eventually got better by not saying them all the time and moderating my humor and expanding it to different types of humor.
User avatar #102521 to #102514 - awesomerninjathing (11/10/2013) [-]
what did you do exactly?
User avatar #102515 to #102514 - crewlove (11/10/2013) [-]
knowing that you look good is a big confidence booster so try to dress better, and actually care about keeping your clothes clean
use cologne too
User avatar #102523 to #102515 - wittypotato (11/10/2013) [-]
I made unfunny jokes. Tried to make everything all sexual humorous but damn did I fail. I accidentally leaned my head in to where my two friends were hugging and invaded their personal space until they finally told me. I just sat in the background watching everything unfold when one of my better friends left. I played the drum set and piano badly until they told me to stop reportedly. I still cringe thinking about it.
User avatar #102536 to #102523 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
that does sound cringeworthy. sucks man
#102513 - anonymous (11/10/2013) [-]
so last night me and some friends smoked about 3 g's of bud and had another g around noon and i've now been high for almost 24 hours and im getting kind of tired of it i just got back from a massive trip and again and i kinda just want be sober so does anyone know how to stop your high
so last night me and some friends smoked about 3 g's of bud and had another g around noon and i've now been high for almost 24 hours and im getting kind of tired of it i just got back from a massive trip and again and i kinda just want be sober so does anyone know how to stop your high
User avatar #102537 to #102513 - aherorising (11/10/2013) [-]
eat a lot and drink water I guess. then try to get some sleep , or take a (cold) shower
User avatar #102525 to #102513 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
i think sweating it out works. i have no fucking clue if that's true or not though. but hey, it's worth a shot.
User avatar #102517 to #102513 - thephoenix (11/10/2013) [-]
Stop doing drugs. guaranteed 100% effective.
#102512 - wydell (11/10/2013) [-]
>lost 2 xbox 360's over the course of 3 years
>3rd xbox stopped reading discs recently
>borrow friends xbox to play gta v
>wouldn't read gta v until i beat it like a runaway slave
>stopped playing for a week
>decided to play today
>forgot controller at friends house
>use backup at home
>it's synced to my old xbox
>sync button broken on backup remote
>won't sync

My heart can't take it anymore, should I turn over to the PS4 or give the XBOX One a chance?
User avatar #102522 to #102512 - Timmietim (11/10/2013) [-]
sony > m$
User avatar #102519 to #102512 - awesomerninjathing (11/10/2013) [-]
xbone masterrace
User avatar #102518 to #102512 - thephoenix (11/10/2013) [-]
PS4, without a doubt, i had two xbox 360 issues, fixed one and traded it for a PS3 never had an iota of trouble from it for the lot of years i've owned it and it's taken a beating it's fair to say
User avatar #102494 - darkcomplextion (11/10/2013) [-]
fitness board link?
User avatar #102492 - iliekcereal (11/10/2013) [-]
ok so i get headrushes fairly frequently, when I stand up after sitting/laying for a while. My vision gets really blurrly, I head hurts and feels sorta "fuzzy" I guess. I don't really know how to better explain it. well, i just got, only it was by far the worst i have ever had. i literally could not see anything, i lost my balance, the song i was listening to got very quiet almost to the point where i couldn't hear it. i had no choice but to try to sit down, but i couldn't figure out where the chairs were. luckily i fell where i thought one was and i was correct. everything came back within a few seconds (idk how long it took for sure, that's a rough guess). should i be concerned?
User avatar #102520 to #102492 - thephoenix (11/10/2013) [-]
This is obviously an issue with your Blood Pressure
Go to the Doctors as soon as you can, it may be nothing or it may be serious, but sooner you get there, there less you have to worry
User avatar #102511 to #102492 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (11/10/2013) [-]
That happens to me a lot. I'd get up too quickly and all of a sudden I can't think straight, I can hardly see things, and once I fell and hit my eyebrow so hard I bled.
Someone told me it might be something about blood pressure or something.
User avatar #102510 to #102492 - slowbroking (11/10/2013) [-]
Anything with your head like this isn't something to mess around with. You should go to a doctor as soon as possible with this kind of stuff.
User avatar #102496 to #102492 - alphabethsoop (11/10/2013) [-]
Maybe a concussion but i dont know. I know that I get those a lot and I have post concussive syndrome. I would see a doctor as soon as possible.
User avatar #102497 to #102496 - iliekcereal (11/10/2013) [-]
There was one time where I hit my head, and we thought it was a concussion, but after a night of observation we decided it wasn't. But that was nearly two years ago. Other than that I can't think of a time I hit my head that hard. Could it go that long without being diagnosed?
User avatar #102499 to #102497 - alphabethsoop (11/10/2013) [-]
You don't have to hit your head in order to get a concussion. My doctor had a serious concussion because of a roller coaster that had a lot of spinning. Anything that disorients you severely can give you one.
User avatar #102500 to #102499 - iliekcereal (11/10/2013) [-]
disorients you how?
User avatar #102501 to #102500 - alphabethsoop (11/10/2013) [-]
Spinning or swimming too deep something like that
User avatar #102503 to #102501 - iliekcereal (11/10/2013) [-]
I am a swimmer, but I don't usually swim deep because of my ears popping. the deepest I went before my ears became a problem was like 10ft, and just to touch the bottom of a pool for a few seconds. Now, the deepest i go is maybe 5-6 feet when i dive in, and again, that's only for a period of a few seconds. i have really bad motion sickness, so i don't spin much. about a month ago, i spun around 10 times to play a game, and i had to sit down for 15 minutes before i wasn't dizzy anymore. besides, this has been going on for probably a couple years now, wouldn't i have had more serious side affects if it was a concussion?
User avatar #102505 to #102503 - alphabethsoop (11/10/2013) [-]
Some people can have really sensitive heads. I'm not a doctor it was just what I thought could be going on from what I'm experiencing but there are so many things out there that it could also be. I highly suggest seeing a doctor.
User avatar #102506 to #102505 - iliekcereal (11/10/2013) [-]
alright thank you. i will try to get to see one soon
User avatar #102493 to #102492 - iliekcereal (11/10/2013) [-]
also i have a slight headache now, which i have never gotten after one of these.
User avatar #102486 - thephoenix (11/10/2013) [-]
All these stories i read and all the advice i give to "take the leap with a girl" and "make a move" when i eventually get my pussy ass in gear i got shot the fuck straight down, so feeling a bit down atm guys, any of you got any good success stories to share?
User avatar #102509 to #102486 - delphine (11/10/2013) [-]
i found out 2 years after one of my friends graduated that he had a crush on me the entire time but was too scared to ask me out or say anything. I was really mad because I totally would have gone out with him if he'd only asked. Now we're 3 hours apart. So... sometimes you take a chance and get shot down, but sometimes when you don't you miss out on an opportunity for something good. But at least when you take the chance you'll know for sure it wouldn't have worked. So... I'm proud of you! Don't let previous hurts keep you from putting yourself out there again.
User avatar #102516 to #102509 - thephoenix (11/10/2013) [-]
I appreciate that, friend, thank you.
I hope you figure something out with that guy
#102490 to #102486 - swiggityswooty (11/10/2013) [-]
be me
ask girl i had a crush on for a month on out
she says "sorry anon"
forget to give a fuck
move on to other girl i want to bang
sparks happening
contemplating current position and what to do
dude, just move on, its really easy to do
User avatar #102502 to #102490 - thephoenix (11/10/2013) [-]
I know man, i used to have no problem at all getting a gf, since high school was never out of a relationship for more than a month before I had antoher, but over a year ago i got with this girl and after 9 month she broke my heart, i just never recovered from her, can't forget, since then i just can't do it, nobody is her and i can't seem to change my perspective
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