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User avatar #103572 - therealslim (11/18/2013) [-]
I have recently found bites all up an down my arms and back that resemble bed bug bites
I live in the middle of the woods and no one has come here and stayed lately so how could they get here ? on another note is there anyway to treat them?
#103568 - alphajunk (11/18/2013) [-]
Does anybody know who they are? the characters
Now i know this one is from a certain anime/manga.
I just cant remember which
User avatar #103760 to #103568 - advicedude (11/19/2013) [-]
Just look like Chinese people
User avatar #103888 to #103760 - alphajunk (11/20/2013) [-]
I thought you would be advicedude,not horriblejokesdude
User avatar #103903 to #103888 - advicedude (11/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't a joke. Just look like normal communist chinese. not from anime
User avatar #103561 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Hows my resume looking
(Name) (Address) (Phone Numbers) ( E- Mail)
Objective
Eager and looking to join the workforce and obtain a stable position to use my people and communication skills.
Availability
Available from the hours of 4:00 - 11 PM on the days of Monday to Friday. 11 AM - 12 PM on Saturday and Sunday.
Position
Open and available for any and all positions. Ideally suited for a cashiering, customer service, or movie teller position.
Skills and Qualifications
Completed a Service & Hospitality Safety Association of Saskatchewan Inc. training course.
Completed the Rotary Youth Leadership Assembly camp in Clear Lake, Manitoba.
Currently learning Spanish.
Excellent at speaking English and communicating with people new to the language.
Enrolled in Advanced Placement English Courses.
Great communication and people skills, excellent at handling children in particular.
Good at working independently or under pressure/stressful situations.
Confident and effective leader.
Fast and efficient calculation ability.
Exceptional organizational skills.


(1)

User avatar #103634 to #103561 - heraske ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
You are only available for an hour on Saturday and sunday? I believe you would like to mean 11 AM - 12 AM, as 12 AM marks morning, and 12 PM is after 11 AM.
User avatar #103642 to #103634 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for catching that. I almost made a grave mistake
User avatar #103699 to #103642 - heraske ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
NP brah,

I'm all about times, especially since for some fucking stupid reason my manager decided to make me nightstaff then put all the new fags on day staff which means more hourse; less work. Why? You don't have to fucking close and clean up the day staff's mess and MAKE less money than them. I better have a fucking 40 cent raise or I'm fucking done fast food for good and switching to retail where I don't have to put up smelling like a small fry and cheeseburger - fucking sick and tired of kids trying to take bites out of me.
User avatar #103586 to #103561 - saiyajinwarrior ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
You should be fine sinery, as long as you don't tell them that you're the mother of sin-sin.
User avatar #103562 to #103561 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Prior Work Experience

Babysitter

Took care of children ages 3-11. 2011-2012

Entertained children.
Cooked basic meals.

Volunteer Work

Volunteered at the (city) Food Bank in 2012
User avatar #103563 to #103562 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Carried boxes of food inside from delivery trucks.
Moved the food boxes to the appropriate refrigerated or unrefrigerated areas.
Sorted foods into their proper containers.

Decorating

Scattered work with interior decorating.
Hanging up and choosing themed decorations.

EDUCATION
(Elementary School).
2003 - 2012
(High School)
2012 - Current

Averaged Grade 82.874
Advanced Placement Course: English.


REFERENCES

(People)!
#103589 to #103563 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
>Looking for job
>(High School) 2012 - Current
User avatar #103627 to #103589 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
No man I'm totally 21 ya here?
#103628 to #103627 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
No, I'm not here.
User avatar #103629 to #103628 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Good, cause I'm masturbating. See? I knew what I was doing.
#103630 to #103629 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
You too?
You too?
User avatar #103631 to #103630 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Yep. To my ingenuous plan.
#103640 to #103631 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I promised a riddle, here's a riddle.

I have crossed the dimensions, I am many worlds,
I am more than that of the mind and more than that of words.
When parts of me die; only a part of you endure,
I bring such feared closure.
I can be seen with both outer and inner eye,
And I never really die,
But for the grand question: What am I?
User avatar #103668 to #103640 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
Saiyajinwarrior, surely you can manage a more intelligent reply to this than Sinery.
#103669 to #103668 - saiyajinwarrior ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
sin-sin, you know I can't make intellectual/funny comments when asked to do so.   
   
They just come naturally.
sin-sin, you know I can't make intellectual/funny comments when asked to do so.

They just come naturally.
#103670 to #103669 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I thought it wasn't possible, but you did it.   
A less intelligent comment than Sinery's.
I thought it wasn't possible, but you did it.
A less intelligent comment than Sinery's.
#103672 to #103670 - saiyajinwarrior ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
......Vaginal evacuation?
#103673 to #103672 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
Probably.
Probably.
User avatar #103643 to #103640 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
You're Sin-Sin you fucking retard.
#103646 to #103643 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm badass, just look at all those fucking things.
User avatar #103678 to #103646 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
What things?
User avatar #103680 to #103679 - wittypotato (11/19/2013) [-]
You should really tell me the answer to that.
User avatar #103684 to #103681 - wittypotato (11/19/2013) [-]
Sin-Sin I swear to God...
I will break you.
#103688 to #103684 - sinery (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh, no I won't be able to sleep.
Anyway, I'm off to bed.
User avatar #103690 to #103688 - wittypotato (11/19/2013) [-]
Goodnight you faggot.
User avatar #103632 to #103631 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I got a pretty epic riddle under work.
Just you wait.
User avatar #103576 to #103563 - wydell (11/18/2013) [-]
I updated mine seeing how yours was way better laid out
User avatar #103567 to #103563 - thecomkiller (11/18/2013) [-]
I think you're light-years ahead of most people applying for a job at a (theater?)
#103560 - 4chan refugee (11/18/2013) [-]
So ever since I learned how, I've been fapping to the fantasy of having sex with my crush. I think we were about 11-12. I moved across the state the next year and haven't seen her since. Like I said, I've been doing this for a while and the fantasy hasn't changed a bit. I'm now 19 and in college and I realized a couple months ago that "holy crap this is creepy because of the age thing" at what point did I cross a moral line?
User avatar #103564 to #103560 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
A long time ago. Although if you end up with her, all will be forgiven unless you tell her . Your secret is safe with us.
#103566 to #103564 - 4chan refugee (11/18/2013) [-]
whelp, under the rug and into the heart of a dieing star this secret goes...
User avatar #103558 - klaes (11/18/2013) [-]
Very random question, but would anyone happen to know when the first phones that allowed you to see what number was calling came out? More accurately, when was the first time people could tell what number was calling them?
#103569 to #103558 - tiredofannon (11/18/2013) [-]
1968 the first version of caller id was invented.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caller_ID
User avatar #103637 to #103569 - klaes (11/18/2013) [-]
Thank you very much! I couldn't remember what the term for it was either, so thanks again on that.
#103708 to #103637 - tiredofannon (11/19/2013) [-]
Welcome.
#103550 - 4chan refugee (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I have kind of a morbid question, but I'm trying to figure something out and would really appreciate it if you could help.

Say that a girl gets raped repeatedly for 5 consecutive days. Of course, this would be painful physically and mentally, but what about the physical pain after the 5 days come to pass? How long will her vagina hurt, and how much will it hurt?

Again, a morbid question, but I read something while browsing the web that made me think of this question. Sorry if it freaks you out.
User avatar #103570 to #103550 - AresX ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Could hurt for a lifetime due to injury.
User avatar #103551 to #103550 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
Probably really sore. like a workout for 5 days.
User avatar #103535 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
FJ, I'm writing a resume to send to a theater I want to work at. What type of stuff would I put on my resume? Like what looks good in general that strangers on the internet cant tell me to put. I'm worried about the job experience section because I've never had a job before because it may look bad.
User avatar #103552 to #103535 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
put volenteer and extra stuff.
User avatar #103531 - sidathe (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello. I'm looking for some answeres.

Yesterday I got a call from my brother and he asked if I could pick him up at the train station, he called at 2 am. I said ok and hanged up.

While driving (it was a 2-3 hour trip) I got tired and kept blazing my self with coffè. 2.5 hour into the trip I almost slept behind the wheel, I didn't notice it at all ( I was driving at 120 mph) then suddenly I saw a big titan with viking outfit and a shiled and axe. He slammed his axe at the shield while screaming. At that point I had so much adrenaline in my body I woke up like jesus rose on the third day.

Is this my brain saying "wake up you idiot"? Or is it something else?
User avatar #103533 to #103531 - stiltsformidgets (11/18/2013) [-]
it's a dream
User avatar #103532 to #103531 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Maybe just your friendly neighborhood waker up.
User avatar #103527 - foaly (11/17/2013) [-]
I have lots of knowledge about computers and I'm going to go into the computer engineering career. Any fellow Computer Engineers that could help an apprentice out?
User avatar #103758 to #103527 - advicedude (11/19/2013) [-]
engineering is hardware too. Coding is more software engineering. it's what I'm doing or Computer Science
User avatar #103916 to #103758 - JustForTheLulz (11/20/2013) [-]
Coding is actually a major part of computer engineering.
User avatar #103541 to #103527 - JustForTheLulz (11/18/2013) [-]
Do you like coding?
#103526 - dafudafu (11/17/2013) [-]
Been a lot time without a job and I'm starting to feel a bit "crazy", between searching for work and trying to distract myself from the case, what can I do to feel less like that?
I end up crying time to time usually after I don't get a reply back after a job interview..
#103523 - eatsleepmeme (11/17/2013) [-]
Walmart Prank GOES CRAZY!!!!!

These kids got tazed at walmart. Stop being pussies.
User avatar #103553 to #103523 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
made me lol
#103530 to #103525 - eatsleepmeme (11/17/2013) [-]
im already a meme
User avatar #103524 to #103523 - haydn (11/17/2013) [-]
If you made that video you should have a show painful death
#103529 to #103524 - eatsleepmeme (11/17/2013) [-]
Im a meme already
User avatar #103519 - philliyoMLB (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey guys I was wondering some things, I'm in my senior year right now and the highest I got on the ACT was a 25 (I plan on taking it again) but since I go to a college prep school, which is also public (#64 in the nation academically and #1 in Kansas) my GPA isn't exactly great, all my years I've never had below a 2.5 or above a 3.0 is this bad?
User avatar #103565 to #103519 - thecomkiller (11/18/2013) [-]
from experience, you will be able to get into most schools but you are pretty well screwed if you're looking for any scholarships.
User avatar #103554 to #103519 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
gpa couldbe better but act is fine.
User avatar #103502 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend is selling the Hedgehog I bought her, it cost 180$. Should I make her pay me back? I don't care *too* much about the money, it just pisses me off.
User avatar #103598 to #103502 - gabemczombie (11/18/2013) [-]
You bought here a hedgehog... And she doesn't want to keep it? What did you see in her?
User avatar #103534 to #103502 - stiltsformidgets (11/18/2013) [-]
Tell her you will take the hedgehog
#103521 to #103502 - tiredofannon (11/17/2013) [-]
She's doing it to piss you off. Don't react to her bait.
User avatar #103503 to #103502 - lukagamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Bitch. Buy the Hedgehog yourself that will make her pissed .
User avatar #103505 to #103503 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
But I don't want to buy the hedgehog twice, at that point I do care about the money.
User avatar #103506 to #103505 - lukagamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Ask her to return the hedgehog instead of selling it to someone who would perhaps not take care of it as well as you would.
User avatar #103507 to #103506 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
I bought it for her, though, I can't afford to take care of it. (she can, she's just selling it to be a bitch.)
User avatar #103509 to #103507 - dusters ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Why are you even dating her if she does stuff like that to be a bitch?
User avatar #103510 to #103509 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
"Ex-girlfriend"
I broke up with her because of stupid shit like this.
User avatar #103511 to #103510 - dusters ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, my eyes skipped the "ex" part. My bad.
At this point why not be selfish and just stop talking to her for your own good? Obviously she's not trying to deserve any act of kindness from you.
User avatar #103512 to #103511 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna stop talking to her, what I need advice on is whether or not to make her give me my money back.
User avatar #103517 to #103512 - letting (11/17/2013) [-]
It sounds like it was a gift for than anything else, so no, you really don't reserve the right to ask for it back. Just one of those things bitches do after a break up to make it all the more painful, good luck to you.
User avatar #103516 to #103512 - lukagamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Make her. Sue her if you have to. One guy sued a woman for 200,000$ because he made notes of all the places she spent the money at and how much she spent to deciline his marrage proposal at the end.
User avatar #103515 to #103512 - dusters ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, if you have nothing to lose and don't care about arguing and dealing with more bitch moves you should definitely get your money back.

If she's really a bitch though, it's mostly going to be a drag and something not worth wasting energy and time over. If you can live without that money (though I'd be proper pissed too) walk away and just make sure it doesn't happen to you again in the future.

Basically, it really depends on whether or not you feel like dealing with her any more than you already have.
User avatar #103501 - foreseeker (11/17/2013) [-]
I know that this will make me sound puffy but does anyone know how to make a temporary tattoo? I heard that you need a sharpie for it
User avatar #103573 to #103501 - therealslim (11/18/2013) [-]
You draw it on your skin then cover it in talc / baby powder then spray it with hairspray
User avatar #103555 to #103501 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
Local grocers sell them for 50 cents usually.
User avatar #103500 - tombobbusama (11/17/2013) [-]
I know of this website that plays random songs based on like, different themes so like if you want songs to study to or epic songs or happy songs it will give you some that you might not know of
this is gonna bug me for the rest of the day unless I find out what its called and I just remembered its Stereomood okay I'm happy now goodbye
#103479 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Im 21 and worried i might turn gay soon with the total lack of a single GF in my life.
I've tried socialising and going out and such, but its just a random pick of people who happen to be in your city. I want something more than just a one night stand or just to make do with just any girl, like someone who i actually find attractive aswell as share the same interests.

Anyhoo i figured it was time to resort to internet dating, anyone got any tips?
I have no idea how they work, im worried it might be super awkward like you're given a list of people who might match or not and you have to say no to them.

Anyone care to enlighten me?
User avatar #103490 to #103479 - stubop (11/17/2013) [-]
I wouldn't resort to that yet. Don't take this too harshly, but it just sounds like you're being too picky. When you first start dating, it's not about trying to find someone to marry; it's about finding out what kind of person you could eventually marry and experiencing things you might not have expected to enjoy.
User avatar #103484 to #103479 - luxfingerdoodle (11/17/2013) [-]
How can you become gay from the absence of a nice girl in your life? Being gay is about sexual preference.

Online dating is an idea though you have to know where to search. Also try socialising in other ways of clubbing. If you want a girl with common interests as yours try festivals or something of the sort. People from everywhere and all different. And meeting a person in such an event is the easyest thing.

User avatar #103488 to #103484 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I know i was just trying to joke that i might for the severe lack of girls in my life.
I dont have many interests or hobbies, im a gigantic nature/animal/pet lover but there arent many events for that. And suprisingly most of the people there are either way too old or taken. There have been a few gaming nights locally which i made an effort to join every single one, was mostly a sausage fest or again all taken. And i dont really want to be seen going to a furry convention.
User avatar #103508 to #103488 - luxfingerdoodle (11/17/2013) [-]
What about music?
User avatar #103513 to #103508 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Deadmau5, Daft Punk, Miike Snow, Gotye, Gorrilaz, i havent heard about any gigs of any of them here :/
User avatar #103480 to #103479 - misticalz (11/17/2013) [-]
Go to college or uni for school and meet girls there maybe?
I've never tried online dating sorry.
User avatar #103481 to #103480 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Been there and not done that, college was at wierd hours, only knew a few girls who happened to be in my class, they were nice but taken. And in school i took dumbass subjects because i thought they would actually get me someone in life, instead i ended up being entirely on my own. Im at work now and its even more of a joke, everyone is 30+ years older than me there with some of them barely speaking english.
#103474 - 4chan refugee (11/17/2013) [-]
Is it douchey to take back a gift from a girlfriend, if she's just treated you like shit for a week after you've given it to her?
User avatar #103556 to #103474 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
I gave back my gf stuff after we wanted to breakup. Felt wierd and unnecessary.
User avatar #103495 to #103474 - herblegerble (11/17/2013) [-]
There are better ways to communicate "stop treating me like shit" than doing that.
User avatar #103475 to #103474 - sauditwo (11/17/2013) [-]
kinda
once you give something to someone it's theirs and no longer yours to take away
#103478 to #103475 - 4chan refugee (11/17/2013) [-]
Fuck that mic cost me 80 bucks.
User avatar #103472 - robertolee ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I have an issue and I don't know how to go about fixing it at all.

First off I've always had great relationships with girls, I haven't been single for more than 2-3 month. Broke up with my girlfriend 4 months ago and my parents didn't really approve, now I thought I would eventually move on to another girl but I've dated/slept with 12 girls since I broke up with her and I cannot connect on an emotional level with them at all, I have seriously tried but I find these girls to be boring as fuck but they are genuinely nice people, I love the whole flirty/sexual tension bit before hand but after I've 'been' with them I'm bored and it is seriously getting me down as I need to be able to connect with a girl on an emotional level as well as physical to really enjoy sex with them, anyone had the same issue or got any advice at all?
User avatar #103571 to #103472 - thedudeistheman (11/18/2013) [-]
Suck it up. It's not a big deal if you're single for more than two more months.

Oh, and remember that part where you said you can't "go a year and a half with no emotional connection to a female"? Yes you can. You won't die from being single.
User avatar #103584 to #103571 - robertolee ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but I can't seem to make an emotional connection with any females at all, its pretty hard to be happy when you can't connect with someone on more than a physical level, I don't want to fuck a girl and run, I want to talk to them about their lives and be genuinely interested without having to be drunk to listen to them either.
User avatar #103609 to #103584 - thedudeistheman (11/18/2013) [-]
Then take break from dating so much. People who consistently have something they tend to forget its value (for example, people who have a lot of money and were born into it are often seen throwing it around the most. People who not much or moderate amounts of money are the ones who often conserve more and know what a dollar is worth (not literally)).
User avatar #103559 to #103472 - klaes (11/18/2013) [-]
It has to be random. The right kind of person to make a connection with won't jump out of nowhere, just don't date random sluts in the periods in between. You've been going at a rate of 3 girls a month, which is a bit too much if you want to make a connection on the emotional level. Find a girl who isn't shallow as shit and is a challenge. Work towards that and grab it.

Also, broke up with my 'ex-girlfriend'. It sounds a little bit like a part of you misses her.
User avatar #103483 to #103472 - aherorising ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
no. nobody has this 'problem' here
User avatar #103485 to #103483 - robertolee ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
why did you put 'problem' like that for?
User avatar #103557 to #103485 - marinepenguin (11/18/2013) [-]
He's saying that sleeping with 12 girls isn't considered a problem for most guys. I see where you're coming from though, I've always prefered a connection over a one night stand kind of relationship.
User avatar #103583 to #103557 - robertolee ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, well he should try having meaningless sex, it becomes boring and empty. I'm glad I'm not the only one that feels that way.
#103482 to #103472 - Mumford (11/17/2013) [-]
Same thing for me. Year and a half I went just not giving a fuck. Now I met someone who makes me give a fuck. I think it's more of a random occurence than actually being able to change it
User avatar #103487 to #103482 - robertolee ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
I cant go a year and a half with no emotional connection to a female.
#103518 to #103487 - 4chan refugee (11/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, yeah you can. Most people here have gone their entire lives without half of the "experience" that you've had.

Suck it up and deal with it, that's my advice.
User avatar #103457 - gabemczombie (11/17/2013) [-]
Is it gramatically correct to say "John speaks danish fluently"?
User avatar #103466 to #103457 - delphine (11/17/2013) [-]
Yes. But it would be better to say, "John speaks fluent Danish." (make sure to capitalize Danish as it is a proper noun)

The way you wrote the sentence, "fluently" is an adverb and is describing how John "speaks". The other choice uses "fluent" which is an adjective and describes John's Danish.

source: I teach this shit to 5th graders
User avatar #103467 to #103466 - gabemczombie (11/17/2013) [-]
I'll take your word for it
User avatar #103468 to #103467 - delphine (11/17/2013) [-]
Semantics are a bitch.
User avatar #103461 to #103457 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #103462 to #103461 - gabemczombie (11/17/2013) [-]
It sounds really weird...
User avatar #103463 to #103462 - soupkittenagain ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
How about "John fluently speaks danish"?
User avatar #103464 to #103463 - gabemczombie (11/17/2013) [-]
It sounds a lot better.
User avatar #103455 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (11/17/2013) [-]
When making content, how do you add the lightbulb to the description?
User avatar #103471 to #103455 - supertanto (11/17/2013) [-]
its automatic
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