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User avatar #103994 - owlexterminator (11/21/2013) [-]
Well, shit. It seems as if my friend since kindergarten has now deserted me. No, I'm not looking for attention, I'm not gonna kill myself or anything, I just needed to vent.
User avatar #104033 to #103994 - MooseGnome (11/21/2013) [-]
Fuck him. If he wants to bail, then he's probably a pussy ass motherfucker anyways.
User avatar #103995 to #103994 - sloggii (11/21/2013) [-]
mmm... i know this feeling way too well.
you can vent to me if you'd like. I'm sorry to hear that happened to you.
User avatar #103992 - fargtwo (11/21/2013) [-]
So I'm having my eighteenth birthday party in a few days and I've realized something. I have no idea how to set up a party or how to participate in one. I've never been particularly fond of crowds of people I don't know and the last birthday that I had that consisted of more than me and one friend playing xbox all day was long enough ago that my parents rented a bounce-house.
TL; DR, how does one throw a party?
User avatar #104034 to #103992 - MooseGnome (11/21/2013) [-]
Depends on your type of party. If you want a indecent party: get an empty house, a sound system, some booze, then tell your friends. Tell them to tell their friends too. If you want a more civilized event, just get a place then tell your friends.

This is kind of just my opinion, but if you're not a party person maybe it'd just be better to go grab some food with some close friends.
User avatar #103985 - baconbonanza (11/21/2013) [-]
hey funny junk,
so i just started dating this girl for a few days and i really like her but she can be so difficult to talk to sometimes. i think she may just be shy but i dont know how long i can carry it on if shes like this. its like one second shes interested and the next shes not. i dont want to break up this soon but it seems like its running into the ground. please help me salvage this
User avatar #104025 to #103985 - filip (11/21/2013) [-]
Well she is shy so she can have problems to really open up ad talk to you in a normal way, but it will pass if that is the case. I actually have a girlfriend who is similar. I can text her one day and she responds the next day, or not at all. I was very worried and furious the first couple of times because I thought she was gonna break up with me or was out cheating or something. But the thing is, people are different (DA-DOY), some (like you and me apparently) are used to get a text right away and chat a lot on the phone. But some people just don't answer that quick and don't have their phone under 24/7 surveillance (It sounds super weird I know). But even if she doesn't answer my text a lot she loves me like crazy, and when we meet we always have a super good time.

So, you just gotta let her grow on you, and try to accept that she doesn't really text that much, or just simply say that you like her to respond faster and tell her to at least try her best at it.
User avatar #103990 to #103985 - baconbonanza (11/21/2013) [-]
i think maybe bi-polar i know she has anger issues
User avatar #103988 to #103985 - JustForTheLulz (11/21/2013) [-]
I don't know exactly what's going on, but I'm going to start by saying that people who are dating don't have to be talking and texting each other and being cute every second of every day. If you're texting her a ton with things that are supposed to be cute, eventually that shit's going to get old. Again I don't know if you're doing this, but it would explain why someone you're dating seems "disinterested" after a few days.

If the above doesn't apply, then I don't know what the hell is going on. If she's disinterested, why did you even start dating in the first place. If she's just shy and you apparently "really like her" why are you talking about breaking up with her after a few days without even talking to her about it? You're probably over-thinking it anyway; there's nothing to really "run into the ground" after dating for a few days.
User avatar #103989 to #103988 - baconbonanza (11/21/2013) [-]
i just meant she seems like shes mad or something. and by the rest of that i meant her breaking up with me. your right im probably over thinking it. and ive been chasing her for 3 months and had to meet her dad and have a sit down with him and then meet her uncles who then had to okay me. i came a ways to get her
User avatar #103991 to #103989 - JustForTheLulz (11/21/2013) [-]
I think you need to stop worrying about it so much. Take her out somewhere and see if she's having fun. If she does the one word thing you can always come right out and say you don't like that shit.

"Hey babe u want sum fuk how are you?"
"Good"
"That's good, but you know (name) it makes it pretty hard to talk when you only respond with one word, is something wrong?"
#103986 to #103985 - 4chan refugee (11/21/2013) [-]
If she's shy, then you need to get closer to her and she'll open up. If she's just not interested, then why are you dating?
User avatar #103987 to #103986 - baconbonanza (11/21/2013) [-]
i know shes interested because she blushes and talks to her friends about it, but like texting her i get one word responses and hour dips with nothing. its like i have to force talking on her
User avatar #104012 to #103987 - thecomkiller (11/21/2013) [-]
okay, don't force it. I know from experience that if you force it too hard with people like that they will end up resenting it when they do talk with you. When she does seem interested to you, what do you all talk about?
User avatar #104040 to #104012 - baconbonanza (11/21/2013) [-]
just anything. she does it in person too which makes it difficult. i have to keep the conversations going
User avatar #103982 - nigalthornberry (11/21/2013) [-]
Should schools force kids to stand for the pledge,not say just stand

I say yes because you should honor those who fought and died for you not sit on your phone saying what like turnup
User avatar #104045 to #103982 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
half (yes and no)
No because It is like an oath that you will follow what the country does, no matter what direction it goes in. So if the country goes down, so do you.
Yes, because as you said, people have done many great things for a nation and for freedom. (though some times those deaths were unnecesary or controversial)
[[Though the forceful part, i'm not sure. In my country (east europe), 15 years ago, maybe now as well, it was a disrespect not to stand up if someone entered the room. Same thing with the national hymn. But not as a forceful thing, maybe?]]
#103981 - rapperquanchee (11/21/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/channel/UCBWSLyeAomfysObwpHF3o6g
i made a different account for this. but basically me and a couple of friends of mine have a gameplay youtube channel and i was hoping for some pointers and critisicm/the chance to shamelessly promote us. our names are Drunk Supaman, Rapper Quanchee (me), and Afroman
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User avatar #103972 - skysaurus (11/21/2013) [-]
Dunno why people wont reply, interact with me outside of school. I make myself to be really friendly and approachable, im not an asshole nor horrificly ugly, or creepy. I talk to people a lot in school but when i try to communicate outside of school i get nothing at all. the fuck man.
User avatar #104044 to #103972 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
as nigalthornberry said, mainly
but from my experience, if people don't reply, start a conversation with you, forget them, they're not worth it
if you give, but not receive, its not worth it
i've started tons of conversations recently, my main questions: "how are you, what do you study, what do you like to achieve in life, do you work" if they don't ask back, they're uninterested or simply rude
what you could try is to invite those people with whom you talk with to do something together
you be the leader, you make your own friends, don't try to fit into other communities (because the peer pressure or the bandwagon effect will force you to do things you don't like)
hope I helped
if you need help with anything else, just ask ;)
User avatar #103983 to #103972 - nigalthornberry (11/21/2013) [-]
Just start a conversation with them and make sure they're not busy or it'll distract them
#103970 - thesmilyingdawg (11/21/2013) [-]
im trying to get a hiarcut tomoroow but i don't know the name of the haircut
its basically this but more
you know no shades or fade
you know hair filled
its hard to explain
User avatar #103984 to #103970 - JustForTheLulz (11/21/2013) [-]
Like crewlove said it's called a lineup. The barber will ask you what number you want, I recommend starting with a 6 in case you really don't like how it looks. If you like how it looks and want more hair off, ask him to go down to a 4, or a 2 depending on what looks good on you. The higher the number, the longer your hair is left.
User avatar #103977 to #103970 - crewlove (11/21/2013) [-]
Its called a line-up
Tell him to make it short and line-up your hairline, or "make it a box" if he doesnt understand
#103973 to #103970 - thesmilyingdawg (11/21/2013) [-]
heres another one to reference
User avatar #103975 to #103973 - gmarrox (11/21/2013) [-]
You could, you know, show them these pictures.
User avatar #103976 to #103975 - thesmilyingdawg (11/21/2013) [-]
well im not gonna carry my laptop to a barbershop
i just need the name
User avatar #103996 to #103976 - gmarrox (11/21/2013) [-]
Use a printer, genius.
User avatar #104011 to #103996 - thecomkiller (11/21/2013) [-]
Ink is expensive
User avatar #104037 to #104011 - cantfindausername ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
The library isn't.
User avatar #103962 - RADDDDs (11/20/2013) [-]
what's the name for this style:
You need to login to view this link

I'd like to do one for myself but I don't know how to look it up
User avatar #103966 to #103962 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Well it was made by Shepard Fairey (the guy who started the Obey propaganda with Andre the Giant's face on walls which eventually turned into a brand and is the website you're on anyway)

Like I said it's just the Obama "Hope" Style
User avatar #103968 to #103966 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
thanks bro! ;)
User avatar #103969 to #103968 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
no prob nigga thank you too
User avatar #103963 to #103962 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Obama poster style pretty much
User avatar #103961 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
yo
inb4 calling me beta, I don't give a fuck
how to get hug from girl whos never hugged you before but hugs pretty much all the other guys in class? not really the best of friends but I usually just fuck around with her with my guy friend who is one of the dudes she hugs
User avatar #104019 to #103961 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Here's the plan, go up to her and ask her for a hug straight up.
User avatar #104022 to #104019 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
seems like a bad plan
User avatar #104023 to #104022 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
I've never been turned down just asking for a hug before.
But if she hugs a bunch of guys right next to you, then just be like "yo (girls name), gonna leave a bro hugless?" Simple. Be funny, chill and not creepy about it and 99% of girls will give you a hug.
#103971 to #103961 - attackofthejello (11/21/2013) [-]
Bonus tip, smell VERY good when you do.
She'll never want to hug you again if you smell sour.
User avatar #103964 to #103961 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
my method: just do it
my other method: get all hyped up, until the point I don't care about anything, and just go for it
my other other method: be happy, approach and say: "long time no see! let me hug you" and just go for it
or if she is hugging the others, just say: "yo, what about me?" smile, laugh and await hug with open arms
if the hug is getting awkward, just say what you think
example: you open your arms, she does not approach, but she and others see you, just say: "i can wait all day long"
example 2: when hugging you don't know what to do, just hug her even tighter and say "yo girl, let me go already, i know you like it, but i have stuff to do"
example 3, johnny bravo style, might be dangerous or extremely ridiculous if you're into her: while hugging, say: "whoa girl you smell nice, so do I, so how about we go to my place and smell each other"
User avatar #103965 to #103964 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Yeah nigga I was thinking of doing that "Damn gurl always hugging other peeps and I always get left out" thing

The long time no see wouldn't work because we're in the same class so we see each other every day

I lol'd at the Johnny Bravo example tho
User avatar #103967 to #103965 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
obvious statements are usually the most "indentifiable", (people aren't afraid of people who are open and those that make mistakes)
so even the "long time no see" trick can do just fine, try with your family members
though re-phrase your sentence, because that can make her feel guilty
i'd use: "yo gurl, my turn, c'mere"

good luck ;)
www.funnyjunk.com/i+think+i+need+a+hug/funny-pictures/4893322/
User avatar #103959 - jepica (11/20/2013) [-]
I really like this guy who is kind of my new best friend, and he acts as though he may like me too. Should I tell him and risk our friendship, or play it safe?
User avatar #103974 to #103959 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
I'm a guy
definitely do risk it
usually guys (like me) the first instant we realize a chick digs us, we go for it (though that does not mean that everyone is like that)
you should give him more subtle hints (and obvious hints), flirt a bit, tell him stuff like "it's been quite a while that you did not take me somewhere nice"
be very touchy, lots of kisses (incl. random cute kisses on the cheeks), lots of hugs, BE YOURSELF, tell him how you would like your future to be, start depicting your future including characteristics of someone like him, show him that you really like him
but try not to say "i like/love you" it would blow away the mystique of courtship (this last one i can corroborate) (if you do, and it does not go well, use "i like you...fock, i mean... I like to be with you" and blush a bit ;D )
now get out there and DO IT tiger! good luck!
report back when you're making progress on the right way or when you're married ;)

(xtra hint: if you screw up, just be honest, joke about it, make yourself look ridiculous [only in front of him], if he's nice, he will understand and will help you out with, and the worst thing that could happen is that you both know what's going on in each other's head)
User avatar #104282 to #103974 - jepica (11/23/2013) [-]
I told him, and he does like me. Which is pretty nice.
User avatar #104420 to #104282 - RADDDDs (11/25/2013) [-]
excellent! now go on with the relationship
User avatar #104028 to #103974 - filip (11/21/2013) [-]
^what he said
User avatar #103960 to #103959 - roliga (11/20/2013) [-]
Have you tried fisting him yet?
#103955 - 4chan refugee (11/20/2013) [-]
Why does the word mundane remind me of Chinese? There's some odd quality to it that I can't pick out. The spelling, the sound?
User avatar #103954 - owlexterminator (11/20/2013) [-]
Anybody have that picture with mac graphics and it's comparing a girl through different cards and the mac one sucks and it says "OOH RETINA?" I need it for reasons
User avatar #103953 - austoboyko (11/20/2013) [-]
Does Fortune really favor the brave? Anyone got stories of when it did? I want to ask out a girl, but im a real big pussy
User avatar #104006 to #103953 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
I went to ask a girl out in a really cute way so she possibly couldn't say no, turns out she wasn't really interested in me when we first went out but now she's been my girlfriend for a while. Just go for it, even if they don't entirely like you.
#103956 to #103953 - 4chan refugee (11/20/2013) [-]
Think about this:

If you never asked her out, nothing would happen. At all. Your heart's pounding and you're getting nervous? Good, that means you're doing something important.
User avatar #103958 to #103956 - austoboyko (11/20/2013) [-]
Well, That's what people have been using as a point of argument, and its a good one. So almost no matter what, im going to ask her out. Im just determining the next two weeks or wuss out and wait like, a month, ive known her for 4 and people say she likes me.
User avatar #103950 - filip (11/20/2013) [-]
Anyone got any tips for what to eat after gym?
Because of my work I get home pretty late so when I am back from the gym it's usually about 9-10pm. Any tips for something/stuff that is good after a late workout if I don't want to get fat but don't want to lose muscles?

User avatar #104007 to #103950 - philliyoMLB ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
I usually make me a nice peanut butter banana sandwich after wrestling practice.
User avatar #104030 to #104007 - filip (11/21/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome, but peanut butter is maybe a little to much of a jam to eat after gym
User avatar #103952 to #103950 - advicedude (11/20/2013) [-]
and vegies
User avatar #103951 to #103950 - advicedude (11/20/2013) [-]
Protein related stuff. (meats)
No carbs
milk + protein powder
User avatar #103946 - bluzzerstream (11/20/2013) [-]
I need help, fast!

Is it possible to calculate the lenght of the two legs in a triangle If I know the hypotenuse is let's say 20 Cm (inch if you want it to be... potatoes works as well) and the angle between the hypotenuse and one of the legs is 40 degrees?

If the angle is 40 degrees that ofc means the other angles are 90 and 50 since 50+90+40=180.

Thanks!
#103947 to #103946 - filip (11/20/2013) [-]
tan v = sin v / cos v
sin v = tan v / cos v

Oh god this is hard to explain in english and on the internet but here goes (correct me if I'm wrong please).
You know the length of the hypotenuse and all the angels. So you can use a formula: sin v = ...... SCREW IT PICTURE TIME
User avatar #103948 to #103947 - bluzzerstream (11/20/2013) [-]
Just figured it out but still wasn't entirely sure. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #103949 to #103948 - filip (11/20/2013) [-]
Hope i helped :S
#103938 - ottox (11/20/2013) [-]
I really need Wohlers report 2013 for my thesis, cant seem to find it anywhere for free
#103941 to #103940 - ottox (11/20/2013) [-]
no thanks anyways
#103934 - Spikeydeath (11/20/2013) [-]
Could i use a notepad in college? I hate notebooks with a fucking passion
#103944 to #103934 - 4chan refugee (11/20/2013) [-]
Its not high school. The teacher isnt going to say what you need to write on or write with. I used my laptop in every class
User avatar #103942 to #103934 - MooseGnome (11/20/2013) [-]
Depends on the college I think. I don't even take notes in most of my classes, but the people that do all use notebooks. Some professors allow electronics, some don't.
User avatar #103933 - thecomkiller (11/20/2013) [-]
I realize it's unbecoming to breakup with someone that way, but is it acceptable to ask someone out via e-mail?
User avatar #103979 to #103933 - Mortspear (11/21/2013) [-]
In person should always be top priority. If not, then text.
User avatar #103939 to #103933 - jagenblitz (11/20/2013) [-]
>In person
>Call
>Text
>Facebook
>Email

If you have no other options, then you may as well go for it.
#103937 to #103933 - 4chan refugee (11/20/2013) [-]
If you can do it in person, you should do it in person.
User avatar #103927 - doneofsteel (11/20/2013) [-]
I have a question.

How do I apply to become a moderator?
User avatar #103936 to #103927 - luxfingerdoodle (11/20/2013) [-]
Give admin a rimjob.
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