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#97212 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
Hey guys, is it weird that i'm attracted to a 13 year old girl i was talking to a while ago? she's really cute and i'm afraid that i'll be a weirdo when i get older. i'm a 17 year old male. what do you guys think?..
User avatar #97221 to #97212 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
FUCK HER
#97216 to #97212 - annadewitt (09/26/2013) [-]
im a pedophile myself. im pretty sure its normal to have SOME sort of attraction to attractive girls no matter what age, but there is a significant difference between finding and attraction and not doing anything than finding her attractive and acting on it.

just dont act on it, self control obviously. if you do anything to her then your a child molester and a monster.
User avatar #97217 to #97216 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not planning on it. i was just worried about the temptations and thoughts.. the only reason is because her body is nicely developed, other than that i would never even think of doing anything with a young girl.
User avatar #97222 to #97217 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
pics?
#97223 to #97222 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
I don't have any, even if i did i wouldn't post it on the internet.
I don't have any, even if i did i wouldn't post it on the internet.
User avatar #97226 to #97223 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
pics of other nice things instead?
#97227 to #97226 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
Here's a picture of my ex. she's 19.
User avatar #97249 to #97227 - seldanas (09/26/2013) [-]
She looks a bit like Sasha Grey
User avatar #97228 to #97227 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
Not bad/11
#97229 to #97228 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
You probably won't believe me. but this is also my ex. she's 18. i tend to have bad luck with hot girls, so i'm aiming for the average ones now adays.
User avatar #97272 to #97229 - drastronomy (09/26/2013) [-]
did you get to have intercourse with these women?
User avatar #97230 to #97229 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
Shit nigga hook me up with these hussies.
User avatar #97231 to #97230 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing bud. i'll message you blue-eyed girl's facebook, because the other girl is a massive twat; hence why we're no longer together. but if you still want it, i'll give you it.
User avatar #97233 to #97231 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
That's legit bro.
User avatar #97219 to #97217 - annadewitt (09/26/2013) [-]
ah well then your fine, just dont talk about that shit with other people.
User avatar #97220 to #97219 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not that dumb, don't worry. i'll just stick to older women then i guess. i hate girls my age unless they're unbearably cute, sexy doesn't do much for me.
User avatar #97213 to #97212 - fargtwo (09/26/2013) [-]
Kids are be cute. As long as it stays at "She's cute" and never reaches "I want to fuck that" you should be fine.

Tousling hair = Okay
Fondling = Not Okay
User avatar #97214 to #97213 - hit **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
It's at i want to fuck that. hard.
User avatar #97215 to #97214 - fargtwo (09/26/2013) [-]
Then endure five years of mounting lust and then woo her and destroy that pussy.
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#97194 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Do I look ready to go do private contracting work in Cuba and then in Colombia?

Because I'm not. In fact I'm scared as hell.

What am I getting myself into? Honestly I know this is a big deal to talk about this kind of shit online, but I'm scared.

But the pay is so good.

What would you do?
User avatar #97211 to #97194 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Guys, this was a fucking joke.

I am surprised some of you took it seriously.

Thanks for being good sports.
User avatar #97203 to #97194 - delphine (09/26/2013) [-]
research the culture and familiarize yourself with customs before you go. talk to other people online from that culture. it helped me. i never moved to a different country but i do work at a school where all of my students are either Somali or Middle Eastern. It helped so much to research Muslim culture and variances between countries. Somali culture is especially rough, and I had to completely change my teaching style. It was really tough to adapt to other cultures but after awhile you get used to it.
User avatar #97208 to #97203 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Haha, tips from a teacher, our lines of work are a lot different but it seems that a lot of the same rules apply.
User avatar #97195 to #97194 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
I would do anything if the money was right
User avatar #97198 to #97195 - alexanderburns ONLINE (09/26/2013) [-]
That's good to know.
User avatar #97199 to #97198 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
call me anytime baby
User avatar #97197 to #97195 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm in on Mexico right now.

I'm glad I'm not being employed by the U.S directly, to be honest. Other countries don't try to cover this private contractor shit up, so I'm allowed to blab on about it.

seriously, the shit we see is fucking sensational. Couldn't stand being one of those poor fellas who's gotta keep everything that goes down to himself.
User avatar #97200 to #97197 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
What exactly are you doing?
User avatar #97202 to #97200 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Do you know what that is?
User avatar #97204 to #97202 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
No, not really to be honest.
User avatar #97206 to #97204 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Private military, people hired for shit the government doesn't want to be tied to, just their dirty work basically.


Puts dinner on the table and makes the world go 'round.
User avatar #97207 to #97206 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
Oh. I always thought contract work was generally like construction and shit. Shit I'm retarded
User avatar #97209 to #97207 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Usually is.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

I just think it's a prettier title than "black ops" or "mercenary"
User avatar #97205 to #97204 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm quite stupid, sorry
User avatar #97201 to #97200 - yorker (09/26/2013) [-]
Private contracting.
User avatar #97196 to #97195 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
Maybe I have no dignity or self-respect though.
User avatar #97184 - thesmilyingdawg (09/26/2013) [-]
Ultimate Inking and Coloring Tutorial for Adobe Illustrator CS5 (short version)
how can you do the shading of a drawing like in the video in photoshop?
please tell me
User avatar #97162 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
A guy said he would call me back at 5, it's now 9:40, should I call him?
User avatar #97164 to #97162 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
What kind of guy.
User avatar #97165 to #97164 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
A drug dealer
This douche of a Driving instructor, I have to book my next appointment for lessons
User avatar #97167 to #97165 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
I would call tomorrow and express your disappointment and ask for a reschedule.
User avatar #97168 to #97167 - ferrettamer (09/26/2013) [-]
I'm not good at expressing disappointment, but okay, thanks, I'll call him tomorrow
User avatar #97169 to #97168 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Well, don't say you're disappointed, just give it that sort of connotation when talking to him.
User avatar #97159 - thesmilyingdawg (09/26/2013) [-]
is there any tournaments like "evo" to attend?
User avatar #97158 - nigalthornberry (09/26/2013) [-]
Isn't it true that street Marijuana causes brain damage if used heavily but medicinal marijuana has little or no effect on the brain because of the low THC what causes the high levels in it
User avatar #97163 to #97158 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Yes but only very heavily.
User avatar #97160 to #97158 - daryldixon (09/26/2013) [-]
Marijuana regardless damages the short term memory part of the brain
#97157 - thereandbackagain (09/26/2013) [-]
Alright, here we go. Funnyjunk I need some advice, hence why I'm here in the advice board.

So last night I was talking to an ex, I told her I'd be visiting Phoenix (where she lives) so she was pretty excited, and frankly so am I, I haven't been there in ages. Anyway, once I informed her of the news she decided to get a little flirtatious, this happens often. She wants to hook up while I'm there, as many times as possible really.

At this point you're wondering where I need you assistance. Well, this afternoon she sent me a text saying she wanted to talk about something. I just replied with the usual "Sure, whats up?" to which she informs me that she has a boyfriend. However this isn't a problem, he is actually allowing her to hook-up with me.

Here is the catch... He wants to watch and record it. Honestly, this doesn't bug me to much fooling around in public is something I like doing, but I feel as though I'd be put under pressure to "perform well" and am not too sure how I'm really going to handle messing around in front of some dude I don't really even know. Watching and recording everything I do. Should I go through with this?

(TL;DR) Hooking up with ex, her boyfriend want to watch, what do?

User avatar #97177 to #97157 - teoberry (09/26/2013) [-]
I wouldn't recommended it. Maybe if he was just watching, but recording is too much.
User avatar #97166 to #97157 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
nopenopenopenopenopenope
User avatar #97182 to #97166 - thereandbackagain (09/26/2013) [-]
I get the feeling that perhaps you feel I shouldn't.
#97183 to #97182 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Does this answer your question
User avatar #97186 to #97183 - thereandbackagain (09/26/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now.

All of it, down to the very last inquiry... I now know what I must do.
User avatar #97179 to #97166 - sadawedsa **User deleted account** (09/26/2013) [-]
^
User avatar #97151 - niggastolemyname (09/26/2013) [-]
who has the gif where this guy gets milk and cereal poured into his mouth
User avatar #97148 - iliekcereal (09/26/2013) [-]
I need to write an essay. The prompt is pretty vague. I need to come up with a question on which thoughtful people agree, and discuss the various sides. Basically, my goal is to go with the most controversial question I can think of. Anyone have suggestions?
User avatar #97161 to #97148 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Weed legalization
Death penalty
Videogames and violence
Abortion
Illegal immigrants
Xbox One vs Ps4 (specs, ratings, opinions, facts)
College or Jobs rightout of highschool/Which has better success rate/any paterns
Do diets actually work
Human trafficking 1800's vs Today
Gun rights
What will technology be like, will it replace jobs needed for people
Public transportation saftey/Violating rights?
User avatar #97149 to #97148 - akkere (09/26/2013) [-]
For the sake of the economy, should abortions be carried out with used coat hangers?
Instead of just having the death penalty for exclusively murderers, why not just kill every damn criminal, even if it's something as pointless as littering?
Can we really believe it's not butter?

In the position of a world leader (President, Dictator, etc), is it acceptable to sacrifice the welfare of the state for the welfare of a loved one?
Is it acceptable to use certain more-effective-than-others weapons, no matter how atrocious in nature (e.g. chemical weapons like Sarin Gas, Mustard Gas, Anthrax) to prevent an even more atrocious means to an end? (Bonus for referencing real world issue; can use Nuclear strike on Hiroshima and Nagasaki which has been defended based on projections of even more casualties of both civilian and military personnel)?
User avatar #97150 to #97149 - iliekcereal (09/26/2013) [-]
I really like the weapons idea. Thanks. Butter one is tempting as well
#97152 to #97150 - niggastolemyname (09/26/2013) [-]
>butter
>tempting
User avatar #97154 to #97152 - iliekcereal (09/26/2013) [-]
yes. yes that was completely on purpose, quite the elaborate ruse

actually it was an accident
User avatar #97155 to #97154 - niggastolemyname (09/26/2013) [-]
Yeah I figured
Do you have the gif where this guy hasa milk and cereal poured into his mouth?
User avatar #97156 to #97155 - iliekcereal (09/26/2013) [-]
no i do not sorry
User avatar #97146 - tankard (09/25/2013) [-]
any advice on how to get easy thumbs i am new here and have no clue what i am doing
#97218 to #97146 - fargtwo (09/26/2013) [-]
Every time someone posts the unedited version of this picture in newest uploads, post this picture. I don't know why but people seem to love it.
User avatar #97170 to #97146 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Be nice, funny, be very involving with users, always comment with similar views as the rest of funnyjunk, say "OP is a fag", use funny reaction pictures




or a proxy
User avatar #97188 to #97170 - tankard (09/26/2013) [-]
oh and ty for the advice
User avatar #97187 to #97170 - tankard (09/26/2013) [-]
i can do all that but the picture till i level up some
User avatar #97136 - nigalthornberry (09/25/2013) [-]
So people keep saying that i have a very deep voice Like building shakes if i talk and they keep saying i need to be a singer or narrator
but im not sure if my voice is always that deep since sometimes when im stressed or just haven't had any water it goes up and sounds like the rest of my family
What can i do to keep it deep and should i do anything people say like singing or narrating
User avatar #97171 to #97136 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Use this and post here
vocaroo.com/
User avatar #97138 to #97136 - akkere (09/25/2013) [-]
Drinking water helps a lot; it's why you might notice a lot of people who do everything from singing to comedian skits will keep a bottle of water with them (well, that and sometimes you sweat a lot when you're up there).
Singing requires you to train your voice a bit and find the range you can work with. Narrating might be easier to start with, though I'm not sure what kind of career you'd want to choose, as narrating goes for everything from radio broadcasts, to internet casts, to even simply group reading at some book club.
User avatar #97137 to #97136 - Ruspanic (09/25/2013) [-]
How old are you?
I apparently had an unusually deep voice in my freshman year of high school (despite being pretty small in build), but it got higher when I talked quickly or a lot. Throat dryness and posture make a difference too, though I don't know the specifics. It could be just a temporary puberty thing.
User avatar #97141 to #97137 - nigalthornberry (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm a freshman but I've had this voice since 7th grade and I get higher if I talk a lot but not a lot higher
User avatar #97142 to #97141 - Ruspanic (09/25/2013) [-]
I used to have some pretty drastic pitch fluctuations back then. Nowadays (I'm a sophomore in college) my voice isn't quite as deep, but it's more consistent. I can still talk or sing in a deeper voice if I want to, it's just not my natural speaking pitch.

Besides voice training, I don't really know what you can do besides wait it out and see. Chances are if you have such a deep voice now, it won't change that much later on. Male voices tend to deepen during puberty, not the reverse.
#97118 - luthervonappledorf (09/25/2013) [-]
This is going to be a long one so, sorry for anyone who decides to read it.   
   
So I'll start with a bit of backstory. Some 6 years ago I developed clinical depression and bulimia. Within 6 months it had developed into anorexia and I got very very ill. Because of the illnesses I ended up driving my friends and long term girlfriend away and got so sick I dropped several grades in all of my GCSE's effectively stopping me doing what I originally wanted in life. I joined the schools sixth form, got even worse and left because I hated every second of being there.   
   
In the next year I was taken to see several councillors, psychologists and such and they were useless. They made me feel like a fuck up and I felt like they never wanted to help. I tried to kill myself 3 times and nearly succeeded but was saved by my one remaining friend. Soon after that my parents were informed and it all started to get worse. They constantly tried to make it out that I was doing it for attention or because of them. I tried to explain it to them but every time I did they made light of the situation and I just gave up. Eventually I got so emaciated and ill that I could hardly get out of bed in the mornings and I decided that I was fed up of it all. I wanted to get better.   
   
Fast forward another year and I was on the mend. I had gained a lot of weight, was no longer suicidal but I was still depressed and angry. I was seeing a councillor for it and it seemed to help. That niggling voice was still always there in the back of my mind but I decided to go to college and studied photography. I enjoyed it mostly and discovered quite a talent for it.   
   
Fast forward two years until the end of college. I had finished all my work, and was very proud. Two weeks before finishing, all my coursework was lost and my world came crashing down around me again. I failed college and was completely lost.
This is going to be a long one so, sorry for anyone who decides to read it.

So I'll start with a bit of backstory. Some 6 years ago I developed clinical depression and bulimia. Within 6 months it had developed into anorexia and I got very very ill. Because of the illnesses I ended up driving my friends and long term girlfriend away and got so sick I dropped several grades in all of my GCSE's effectively stopping me doing what I originally wanted in life. I joined the schools sixth form, got even worse and left because I hated every second of being there.

In the next year I was taken to see several councillors, psychologists and such and they were useless. They made me feel like a fuck up and I felt like they never wanted to help. I tried to kill myself 3 times and nearly succeeded but was saved by my one remaining friend. Soon after that my parents were informed and it all started to get worse. They constantly tried to make it out that I was doing it for attention or because of them. I tried to explain it to them but every time I did they made light of the situation and I just gave up. Eventually I got so emaciated and ill that I could hardly get out of bed in the mornings and I decided that I was fed up of it all. I wanted to get better.

Fast forward another year and I was on the mend. I had gained a lot of weight, was no longer suicidal but I was still depressed and angry. I was seeing a councillor for it and it seemed to help. That niggling voice was still always there in the back of my mind but I decided to go to college and studied photography. I enjoyed it mostly and discovered quite a talent for it.

Fast forward two years until the end of college. I had finished all my work, and was very proud. Two weeks before finishing, all my coursework was lost and my world came crashing down around me again. I failed college and was completely lost.
User avatar #97224 to #97118 - makotoitou (09/26/2013) [-]
How about you just keep the food down next time?
#97153 to #97118 - niggastolemyname (09/26/2013) [-]
2 weeks before finishing
2 weeks before finishing
User avatar #97225 to #97153 - luthervonappledorf (09/26/2013) [-]
I lost my shit when they told me. I flipped out and nearly got kicked out because she claimed I never gave it to her and tried to make me re-do it in those two weeks. It'd taken me nearly 6 months to bring it all together in the first place and I was going to get a B at the very least.
User avatar #97119 to #97118 - luthervonappledorf (09/25/2013) [-]
Spent 6 months battling it all over again and started to lose weight rapidly. I withdrew and lost all the friends I had made through college. I got a shitty job in a clothes shop and I tried to pick myself up again.

The area I lived in was really expensive to live so I stayed with my parents (Terrible move because we've never gotten on well. We're extremely different in nearly every way). They decided that they wanted to move and I had to go with them as I had no friends to share with and couldn't afford to stay alone. So I moved

I have gotten progressively worse since moving. I have no-one to talk I have to deal with everyone I don't like on a daily basis. I managed to get a job after 6 months of being here but it hasn't helped. I don't like people. I don't want what's expected of me and everyone seems to think that makes me insane. All I've ever wanted is to be left alone but no one seems to understand why and no on will take the time to listen.

So that brings us up to date. I started writing up plans several years ago for a centre for people with depression and eating disorders to be treated fairly and to learn about healthy eating and exercise in a judgement free environment. I even spent a long time researching techniques for it, studies into the effects on mental health and I even got the support of a few people who have had similar problems.

I suppose what I'm asking is, what the fuck am I supposed to do? No matter how hard I fight, that horrible voice in the back of my head telling me not to eat is still there. No matter how hard I fight to live I keep getting knocked to the floor and for every time I put on a brave face I get a kick in the teeth. How the fuck am I supposed to keep going if every step I take takes me further from any sort of life I want to lead?

I don't want to work to live. I don't want a wife, kids, a nice house, a nice car and a pension. I just want to see the mountains, live in the wilderness, help people.
User avatar #97120 to #97119 - luthervonappledorf (09/25/2013) [-]
All I want to do is live without the constant stress of 'How much money do I have?' 'When's my next paycheck?' 'Can I afford that?' 'Do I need that?'.

I want to do something meaningful but all I can see is that I'm another cog in the machine, destined to be ground down and forgotten.

Yes I realise that I'm posting this online. I realise that I'm actually asking you all for help or advice and that most people will just call me a faggot but, you're quite literally all I have left.
User avatar #97143 to #97120 - akkere (09/25/2013) [-]
It seems like you've been plagued with some kind of reclusive-like mental state, where you want to do greater things, but you don't seem to react too well with interaction with other people because you (seemingly subconsciously) have undergone a series of negative experiences with other people. Because of these negative experiences, mixed with the bleak status of your current condition, you feel you won't be able to improve because either your economic position won't allow it, or there will be people standing in the way and constantly pushing you in the wrong direction.

It's hard to really evaluate your economic condition in full and I really wouldn't want to poke and prod you at the risk of you feeling even more hopeless than you do now, but as for your mental condition (i.e. the voice), chances are you'd probably need to find a (preferably reputable) psychologist who can prescribe you medication for anti-depressants and other slight conditions.

My father was never able to get to where he wanted to be because of a mix of his economic status (being unable to afford the expenses required for college, for instance) and some of the people around him (constantly getting into fights in high school; an abusive mother) which altogether caused him to lose hope and drop out of high school. He wasn't stupid; far from it in fact. But his opportunities were incredibly few and its a miracle he was able to claw out of it to where he is today.

That's looking like your situation. You're undergoing a lot of pressure from numerous factors, and I bet right now you feel like your life is closing in on you. I'm not going to give you the "It gets better" speech, but I'll tell you this; people who fight their way through problems and keep their nose to the grindstone, often emerge as something better and often underappreciated.
Take some time to count up your opportunities, make some short term goals, and keep focused; that's how you can slay the voice and your negative outlook.
User avatar #97232 to #97143 - luthervonappledorf (09/26/2013) [-]
I keep trying to find small victories during the week which make things somewhat more bearable but as you can imagine there's the constant reminder of what I can and can't do and the pressures of a 'normal' life. All you ever hear is how you should be a certain way, do certain things and fit in. But I've missed what opportunities I've had and it makes me sick to think that because of a fucking illness, I fucked up my shot at a good life.

I had gotten some of the highest marks possible the whole way through school and then the second all those marks actually count, I fucking blew it. I snapped and strangely, it's one of the last things I really remember. I've lost all memory of what I was like before it all. It just feels like a dream to me. Fuck, I even managed to get into a program for the 'gifted and talented youth' but my parents said I couldn't go because I wasn't able to get to where it was being held.

I'm already 20 but I've got a shitty job, no real prospects and every time I try to break out of the cycle, something chucks me back in and I seemingly never have control over it and each and every day all you begin to hear is, 'Why haven't you got a girlfriend?' 'When are you going to give me any grandkids?' 'Why don't you get a real job?'. I even tried to get into the military and managed to get a high enough score on their shitty test to get any job in the forces but I was turned away at the last minute due to a fucking nut allergy and 'history of mental illness' even after I'd been diagnosed as healthy and cleared of all illness.

I'm just sick of it. Sick to fucking death of hearing the same recycled bullshit over and over without ever actually getting a reasonable answer from anyone to any question I have. It's like my whole family are fucking retarded. Do they not see the same world I do or something?
#97418 to #97232 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [-]
That last paragraph.
That last paragraph.
User avatar #97124 to #97120 - malimrav (09/25/2013) [-]
"I want to do something meaningful but all I can see is that I'm another cog in the machine, destined to be ground down and forgotten" -> I think most people go trough this and everyone finds their way to deal with it. You had some serious problems in life so it probably looks to you like another big problem that pulls you down.
My advice would be to find a friend, but unfortunately that isn't so easy, especially if you're feeling depressed. The best I can do is tell you not to give up, I know it won't help you much but it's all i can do for you.
User avatar #97113 - caesium (09/25/2013) [-]
We have just found an abandoned kitten on our drive, and its been there for more than 2 hours. We think the mother is around somewhere but cannot be sure. What should we do?
User avatar #97114 to #97113 - seldanas (09/25/2013) [-]
Put some food in a bowl and some water for it, if the kitten is still there you could take it into your home or call anime police services.
User avatar #97115 to #97114 - caesium (09/25/2013) [-]
I dont think ill be able to take it into our house, we have 2 dogs, one fo which firmly hates cats. Should i just wait and see if the mother picks it up? Its very young and probably relies dependently on its mother.
User avatar #97181 to #97115 - teoberry (09/26/2013) [-]
Keep the dogs in one room. If it's cold out, either bring the cat in and watch for the mum or just stay with it outside and wait for the mum
User avatar #97116 to #97115 - seldanas (09/25/2013) [-]
That'd be the best solution, when kittens grow up it's natural for the mother to make them leave and fend for themselves. If that is case, then...it's really got nowhere to go :/ It's sad but that's nature.
User avatar #97117 to #97116 - caesium (09/25/2013) [-]
I know its the best option, but man its really hard, its kind of crying and that shit is heartbreaking.
User avatar #97243 to #97117 - seldanas (09/26/2013) [-]
So what happened to the kitten?
User avatar #97263 to #97243 - caesium (09/26/2013) [-]
I couldnt leave it, so in the middle of the night I went out and rescued it, and looked after it using condensed milk to feed it and it slept next to me in my bed. I didnt get much sleep as i had to feed it every 3 hours but it is now very healthy and is going to a good home!
#97266 to #97263 - seldanas (09/26/2013) [-]
Ah that's wonderful! It's heartbreaking to see animals go without a home. Kudos to you, and a picture
User avatar #97121 to #97117 - seldanas (09/25/2013) [-]
If the mother or another cat doesn't show up, you'd best call anime police if you have something like that.
Perhaps take it to a local vet so they can take care of it in case someone wants to buy a kitten.
User avatar #97110 - habasparkz (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm a high school drop-out currently going for my GED, but people think I'm stupid.
I have an IQ of 139, Scored a 2140 on a SAT and a 12.9 on a TAPE Test. I just need a way to convince people I'm somewhat smart, without showing them my test scores in person. Most of the people that think I'm stupid are friends of friends over the internet. And while many of them are within walking distance, I do not feel like fighting them because that would not prove anything. (Also I'm a big person, and I workout and shit so I probably wouldn't lose the fights) I just need some advice.
User avatar #97172 to #97110 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
>Community college
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User avatar #97134 to #97133 - habasparkz (09/25/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #97111 to #97110 - malimrav (09/25/2013) [-]
Why do you feel the need to prove your intelligence to others, and the aren't even your friends? Also the best way would be to just talk to them and discuss something where you can show them how smart you are.
User avatar #97112 to #97111 - habasparkz (09/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I was just thinking about it and how much I really don't care what they say. But the thing is, whenever I'm talking to my friends, (Xbox party) their friends will join and talk shit about me. I'll just dismiss it. Thanks for the input.
User avatar #97106 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/user/YaleCourses/videos?flow=grid&view=1

Not advice, but this channel is pretty cool. Basically free online courses, but you don't get any credit for them. But if you just want to learn new stuff or need help with a subject, it's really awesome.
User avatar #97104 - thisistheguy (09/25/2013) [-]
What are some movies made around the late 90's/early 2000's that all kind of share the feel of movies like Fight Club, Snatch and The Matrix / Rat Race, Austin Powers, Ocean's 11?
User avatar #97189 to #97104 - stadlerman (09/26/2013) [-]
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
User avatar #97173 to #97104 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
No country for Old men
User avatar #97139 to #97104 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (09/25/2013) [-]
Well Rat Race and The Matrix are very very different movies...not sure what you're asking
User avatar #97145 to #97139 - thisistheguy (09/25/2013) [-]
Look at the /
User avatar #97135 to #97104 - thedudeistheman ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Ocean's Eleven came out in 1960. Technically, I'm not wrong.

Look through "Best of" lists and look through lists of Cult Classics.
User avatar #97100 - stadlerman (09/25/2013) [-]
I'm in college and I keep oversleeping and missing class. I've tried everything to correct this (putting my alarm clock on the other side of the room, going to bed earlier, etc) but nothing seems to work. I'm worried that if I keep this up my grades are going to fall drastically, especially because most of my classes have some method of taking attendance. What do I do guys?
User avatar #97174 to #97100 - advicedude (09/26/2013) [-]
Eat smaller and more than an hour before you sleep. Just try to build the will power to just pop right up as soon as you wake up from an alarm.
User avatar #97103 to #97100 - kosmic (09/25/2013) [-]
Start exercising, if you doing some push ups, sit ups and jog a bit everyday can cut back on you sleeping for a large amount of times.

Go to bed at a regular time, make a habit at going to at this regular time so your body can adapt to it. Dont go to bed at like 11 one night and pull an all nighter the next couple of days later.

And I also heard that you should never hit the snooze button, since it makes you more tired. Set your alarm for a later time and get up then.
User avatar #97102 to #97100 - thisistheguy (09/25/2013) [-]
Get on a sleep schedule and stick to it, like don't sleep for 5 hours one day then 12 hours the next day, aim for 6-8 every night even weekends.
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User avatar #97101 to #97099 - Timmietim (09/25/2013) [-]
do the sex
User avatar #97105 to #97101 - thebigpenguin ONLINE (09/25/2013) [-]
Tim wat r u doong her?
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#97096 to #97093 - jackii (09/25/2013) [-]
You shouldn't be breeding dogs if you don't know this shit.
Actually, you should be breeding your dog at all.
Neuter your pets, retard.
User avatar #97094 to #97093 - tomwh (09/25/2013) [-]
www.google.com

It depends on details such as where you live, what type of dog etc
User avatar #97097 to #97094 - imdenny (09/25/2013) [-]
i live in CA
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