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User avatar #107913 - british (12/19/2013) [-]
how do i get likes on my super cool facebook page?

www.facebook.com/WhatIsJaydenSmithConstantlyWorryingAbout
User avatar #107912 - nigalthornberry (12/19/2013) [-]
How do i mine dogecoins
User avatar #107902 - DamnJackieChan (12/19/2013) [-]
how long should I wait before asking for a girls number? we've been talking for a week and a half now, almost but winter break is coming. should i wait until after or just go for it
User avatar #107905 to #107902 - unncommon (12/19/2013) [-]
"Hey Winter Break is coming up and I wanted to hang out with you." (Don't pose it as a question, you'll look beta and increase your chance of rejection...but don't come on to strong)
If she says "Yeah, cool!" (Or what ever the fuck kind of affirmative) then be like
"Heh, give me yo numba bitch." Then slap her ass.
Nah don't do that last part but be like "Well let me take down your number so we can figure it out."
Then wait three days to text her.
The slap her ass.
Fuck yeah.
User avatar #107946 to #107905 - DamnJackieChan (12/20/2013) [-]
not to sound beta as fuck right now but I didn't know she existed 2 weeks ago so im taking a shot in the dark and saying she doesn't want to hang out with me (especially since she's the shy/reserved type)
User avatar #107903 to #107902 - alphajunk (12/19/2013) [-]
Go for it and get pussy nigga
User avatar #107901 - unncommon (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not much on asking for advice anymore. But I'm kind of in a situation here.
You see, pretty soon I'm gonna be joining the Army (not the pencil-pushing wing, I'm taking 11B [down the road 11A, hopefully...]). And since my grandpa's heard every time (and I mean EVERY time) that he sees me he always tells me the dangers of the Army that I might be getting into and how I should join a less-combative branch. He's scared. He loves me more than he does his own son or his daughters and more than any of my other relatives. He doesn't want anything to happen to me.
Now I'm fully aware of the dangers of my chosen occupation; and I'm not going to change it, but how the hell do I tell my grandpa that I'm going to be an 11-Bravo and going to Ranger School -- or should I tell him at all? I just can't break his heart...him and my grandmother have been in my life more than anyone else, they mean more to me than my own parents.
>what do
User avatar #107907 to #107901 - soupkittenagain (12/19/2013) [-]
I'd sit down with him somewhere private and tell him. Promise him that you're going to come back. Maybe even leave him something to remember you and take something with you to remember him. You could also keep in contact with him after you're done with training.
User avatar #107906 to #107901 - MooseGnome (12/19/2013) [-]
I remember when I told my dad I was joining the Marines. He was happy. Then I told him I was under a recon contract. He stopped being happy really fast. God, that shit sucked. But, you need to tell him. It wont be fun, but the man doesn't deserve a lie and you could highlight the fact that by the time you finish training, we'll most likely be wrapping up combat ops in AFG. Whatever you do, you need to tell him. Man to man.
User avatar #107920 to #107906 - unncommon (12/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'd agree...the only thing is that his world's been coming apart for a couple years now and I'm pretty much the last thing that he's got left. I know that it's gonna suck ass to break his heart. Feelsbadman.jpeg
Anyways, how was/is recon?
User avatar #107964 to #107920 - MooseGnome (12/20/2013) [-]
You can't hold back on the man you should become for his happiness. He knows that and doesn't want you to. It's just going to be a rough conversation, but it will get better with time.

They changed the contract on me, never got to recon. Honestly, I'd recommend going Air Force or Navy with a job that actually gives you a skill other than dropping bodies. The jobs you're shooting for don't transfer to much in the civilian world and it's getting harder and harder to make a career out of the military with downsizing. I've seen quite a few outstanding sergeants get the boot because they couldn't pick up staff in time. But, that's just my opinion. Maybe the Army has the shit wired differently.
User avatar #107891 - sovereignaggron (12/19/2013) [-]
Do any of you know some good fat burning exercise routines I could do. I packed on a lot of pounds this year and need to lose some of them.
User avatar #107986 to #107891 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Pilates
User avatar #107935 to #107891 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Running, sprints, lifting weights with low weight and high reps (15-20). High intensity workouts. Those are the ones that burn fat and build muscle at the same time. A better diet also goes a long way.
User avatar #107949 to #107935 - sovereignaggron (12/20/2013) [-]
Sorry for late reply, but thanks.
User avatar #107910 to #107891 - MooseGnome (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm not a fitness expert so you might be able to find better advice, but fast/intense workouts mixed with a healthy diet will help you the most. You're not trying to build muscle (yet) so you should stick with light weights/high reps. I wouldn't focus on specific muscle groups as much as I would full-body exercises. Planks, burpees, full body crunches, shit like that. Get out and run too, that will help the most. Above all else though, focus on your eating habits.
User avatar #107948 to #107910 - sovereignaggron (12/20/2013) [-]
Sorry for late reply, but thanks.
User avatar #107894 to #107891 - sovereignaggron (12/19/2013) [-]
I would ask fitness, but they are dead.
User avatar #107885 - ferrettamer (12/19/2013) [-]
I need more help with derivatives lol;
If f(x) = g(1/x), then define f '(x) in relation to g '(x) (or some shit like that, I don't remember how it was worded)
User avatar #107960 to #107885 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
If it was g(1/x) then you would use the quotient rule to solve:
-Take the bottom, x, and multiply it by the derivative of the top
- since the derivative of a constant is 0, then the derivative of 1=0
- then you subtract the top, 1, by the derivative if the bottom
-the derivative of x=1 since x is linear and the derivative of a linear is a constant.
-and the you divide all of that by the square of the bottom= x^2

It should look like this:
F(x)= (x*0)-(1(1))
G(x). X^2

Your answer is f'(x) = 1/x^2 and that is in the terms needed
g(x)'
User avatar #107961 to #107960 - ferrettamer (12/20/2013) [-]
I thin I got the wording wrong then, thanks for attempting to answer though
User avatar #107963 to #107961 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Well, if you got the answer wrong, at least I gave an example
User avatar #107957 to #107885 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Can you find exactly how it was worded? Derivatives are my thing. (Taking ap calculus ATM)
User avatar #107959 to #107957 - ferrettamer (12/20/2013) [-]
In AP calc as well atm, but no, I can't, it was on my test today, and today was the last day before Christmas break.
User avatar #107962 to #107959 - jabsgreywarden ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Mine as well. I can always help with it, since I'm fairly decent with it. If you need help just ask
#107883 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
I'm sitting in a airport on my laptop and a russian girl is sitting next to me (3m=10ft). what do?
User avatar #107936 to #107883 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Just say "Can I get your name?" my name is____ "I see you like minecraft?" ....
User avatar #107908 to #107883 - soupkittenagain (12/19/2013) [-]
It's not winter yet so invade her borders.
#107895 to #107883 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
put your dick in it
#107884 to #107883 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
oh and shes playing minecraft on her laptop
User avatar #107882 - ScottP (12/19/2013) [-]
One of the most heartbreaking things to ever hear from someone:

I do love you, just not in the way I thought before.
User avatar #107937 to #107882 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
The worst thing I've heard that is also a bullshit thing to say is, "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you"
User avatar #107947 to #107937 - ScottP (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. It's always that sort of thing, along with:

- It's not you, it's me
- We just need time to discover ourselves
- There's just too much stress going on with school and stuff right now

and the grand finale:

- Never give up hope that we can get back together again, we just need time.
Oh that one's my favorite! Just mmmmmm just so much mmmmmm!
User avatar #107966 to #107947 - marinepenguin ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
Girls man. I know how it is. Glad I finally found a keeper. 9 months on sunday. Just keep looking, you'll find a good one.
User avatar #107972 to #107966 - ScottP (12/20/2013) [-]
You hold on to her man and treat her well. Good luck to the both of you!
User avatar #107911 to #107882 - MooseGnome (12/19/2013) [-]
It gets worse. Just take it like a champ and try to keep pushing. Brighter days are ahead.
#107855 - podins ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Hey, I made this website, sorry if it's spam, but I'm really out of cash, so I'm trying everything
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User avatar #107852 - churrundo (12/19/2013) [-]
Hey guys. A friend and I want to drop some acid and a week later try peyote. Does anyone know if they can mess each other up? Which one should we do first, etc. Or is completely safe?
User avatar #107939 to #107852 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
I wouldn't do any but if I had to chose first peyote.
User avatar #107861 to #107852 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
Don't do drugs
#107851 - wroughten (12/19/2013) [-]
Hey, i am looking for a picture guys and cannot find it anywhere
It is an asian, shouting something like:
"Want peace? too bad have grenade"
"Too bad fuck you"
or something like this? Please someone have it!
#107987 to #107968 - wroughten (12/20/2013) [-]
YEEEESSS!! thank you!!!
even though it was with another caption
i love you
User avatar #107862 to #107851 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/349331_700b.jpg
lol shit I can't find it. found this though
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#107848 to #107847 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
the next time he comes to see you and talks about a problem or something, try to help him with it, maybe that can change his perspective a little bit. If he doesn't just leave him im sure you can find someone better. Its not worth being with someone that's having this effect on your own life.
#107843 - turdofdoom (12/19/2013) [-]
audio manager here
what kind of music would not fit into a christmas prom?
gonna be managin audio at prom in 2 hours
anything to fart remixes to sparta remixes would be nice suggestions
User avatar #107940 to #107843 - advicedude (12/20/2013) [-]
Wu tang is good
User avatar #107914 to #107843 - british (12/19/2013) [-]
christmas music
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User avatar #107829 - mranldestroyer (12/19/2013) [-]
i need sum pussy what to do'?
User avatar #107838 to #107829 - soupkittenagain (12/19/2013) [-]
Find a prostitute.
#107841 to #107838 - turdofdoom (12/19/2013) [-]
amsterdam ?
User avatar #107820 - manofparody (12/19/2013) [-]
So my girlfriend has yet to have her period, and it's been about 4 days since she should've started...
To shorten this up because I have a hangnail that kills me everytime I type with that finger:
Love of my life, been together for awhile, recently we both lost our jobs, both have poor families that have trouble supporting themselves.
My question(s) are:
(The question I want answered the most How long, if it is a late period instead of a pregnancy, will it take for her to have her period?
Also: Views on adoption?.. I don't really have an opinion on abortion, but I know that would immediately change as soon as it happened and I would probably die completely on the inside.

My girlfriend is the sweetest in the world, but also commits everything to try and make me happy, and I do the same for her. Problem is with that though, is that she would give me this choice, and I can't really make her choose for herself. I understand it's her body and I want her to be able to choose what to do with it, but she won't budge without me telling her some sort of idea of what I would like. Problem is, I have no fucking clue.

User avatar #107844 to #107820 - loveyameanish (12/19/2013) [-]
A late period doesn't mean she's pregnant. It's only 4 days. I've gone 10 days late and it still being nothing. You said you both just lost your jobs and there are financial worries. Stress like that can cause a late period.

Adoption is a great idea, but personally I could never do it. Young and not ready or not, I would want to raise my own child. But that's MY opinion, you shouldn't parent just because I would. You and her need to sit down and have a long talk about it if she does turn out to be pregnant.
User avatar #107866 to #107844 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
What if you're secretly 9 months pregnant and about to burst any second
User avatar #107873 to #107872 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
What if you're secretly 9 months pregnant and about to burst any second
User avatar #107874 to #107873 - loveyameanish (12/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I can read, I just don't know what kind of answer you're looking for. If you mean would I still be anti adoption if I found out I was going to have a child in mere minutes, then yes. I'd still keep it.
User avatar #107875 to #107874 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
Shit I was talking about the I've gone 10 days late and it still being nothing. I didn't read anything in your comment
User avatar #107876 to #107875 - loveyameanish (12/19/2013) [-]
Oh lol. Well shit. It was about two years ago so that's one long ass pregnancy
User avatar #107877 to #107876 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
You gave birth in your sleep. no loveyameanish. you are my father
User avatar #107878 to #107877 - loveyameanish (12/19/2013) [-]
Lol how was your trip through my vagina
User avatar #107879 to #107878 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
Not pleasant. Trying bathing once and a while
User avatar #107881 to #107880 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
See this is why you don't give birth more often. If you had a clean vagina you could have your own army
User avatar #107850 to #107844 - adoption (12/19/2013) [-]
Am not.
User avatar #107832 to #107820 - MooseGnome (12/19/2013) [-]
Our views on adoption or abortion don't matter on this one. It's all you man. You need to sit down with her after after you're sure she's pregnant and work it out with her. Just because she's a few days late doesn't mean it's game over, but if she is pregnant, I think you should do everything in your power to keep the child. Figure shit out and give the child a fighting chance in the world. If you put the kid up for adoption or you two don't work out, the child will be fighting an uphill battle through life.

That's just my opinion though. I'm just some random motherfucker on the internet. This belongs between you and her and maybe your immediate family.
User avatar #107857 to #107832 - manofparody (12/19/2013) [-]
I was more getting info on adoption.. Say: kids who were adopted viewpoints.
My dad was adopted and the remaining grandparent on that side treats me better than anyone in my family. I was a bully in school and she knew that, but she always told me to go out there and kick their asses.. I always thought that if you kid is doing something you're not proud of, you should punish them and show them the right way, but she changed my viewpoint on that by just being proud of me no matter what. I have never been cared for like that in my life.. She's not even my own blood, but she treats me better than any of them do. I don't know why people are so against adoption, when amazing people like her are the ones adopting. My father knew from an early age that his parents put him up for adoption, and he never really cared about them or wanted to find out who they were. From seeing my grandmother, though.. I know that by putting him up for adoption, he's had a better life than they ever could have given him, and I wished I could thank them for that. They gave me the only person who I've felt like truly loves me for me.
User avatar #107828 to #107820 - joshlol (12/19/2013) [-]
I see you're having concerns about your girlfriend being pregnant.

My advice is as follows, get her to take the test and if worst comes to worst and she is pregnant, push that bitch down the stairs.
User avatar #107818 - bluzzerstream (12/19/2013) [-]
On the description of Gigabyte GA-B75M-D3H it says there are no chassi fan connctors. Does that mean I can't have any chassi fans and I'll have to go with another or is there any other way to connect the chassi fans?
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#107788 - stringfingerable (12/19/2013) [-]
Because the fitness board is dead, do any of you guys have that content saved about a workout routine that was posted a while ago??
Because the fitness board is dead, do any of you guys have that content saved about a workout routine that was posted a while ago??
User avatar #107773 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
My boyfriend says I'm insulting him when I ask him to do things for me.
Sometimes I just want some cheap flowers or a little note. I honestly just want a note that says "I will always love you" or a $5 bouquet from walmart. He says he's too busy to write notes and doesn't have enough money to buy me flowers. I say a note would take less than a minute and it would mean so much to me, or buying me flowers would make me feel so much better about my day a lot of the time. He said I've just been hurling insult after insult. I really don't feel like it's insulting to say that he doesn't try very hard.
He works fulltime and goes to school fulltime. For the past year and a half, I've dealt with it, said it was going to end soon and we'd be together again, and able to go out, and do things...but I just really need to be loved now. Even a little.
We don't even have sex more than once a month, if even that...
We've been together 4 years in February, and we're supposed to be getting an apartment together. I just don't know what to do.
User avatar #107870 to #107773 - SunshineCabbage (12/19/2013) [-]
I've been reading through to try and get all the info before writing advice, and to be honest, it seems like you're expecting too much.

You've said he works and goes to school fulltime, he's not going to have the time or focus to write little notes 'n' shit. He's been with you for nearly 4 years, so surely that must prove something. But you saying "I expect him to be loving. I expect him to hold a job. I expect him to treat me respectfully. I am definitely worth these things". It's all I, I, I. If you want notes and to feel loved, stop expecting him to treat you like a damn queen when you don't deserve it. Be thankful you're still going after nearly 4 years.
User avatar #107886 to #107870 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
He obviously expects these those things from me too, but im not going to speak for him. Yes, he works full time and goes to school full time, but he can't even set aside 30 seconds to write a note? Im not asking for much IMO. Just a little more thought into me.
And yes, im talking about ME because its pretty much known that Ido more for our relationship than he does. It's like me doing 99% to hold us together and him doing 1%.
User avatar #107888 to #107886 - SunshineCabbage (12/19/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't feel bad for you. Every relationship is more 80-20 than 50-50.

He must be tired from stressing about work and school, and I'm pretty sure it doesn't help that you're pestering him all the time to pamper you like some prima donna.

So word of advice, if you're so desperate for his undevoted love and attention (which I'm sure you're already getting, you're just too caught up to realise), then instead of telling him what he's not doing for you, tell him what he is. You shouldn't be in a relationship to get what you want, you should be with someone YOU want to care for. So care about him, then maybe... Just maybe... You'll get what you want.
User avatar #107889 to #107888 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
I don't know why you assume that I don't compliment him.
The point is that I do these things. I pay for half of everything, do housework, make sure there's food on the table when he gets home and he has clean clothes for work and school. Then I lie down with him and I go out of my way to tell him he's great and that I'm lucky and then he's just kinda like "thanks"...that isn't fair, and if you try to say that i'm still asking too much, then don't bother replying because i won't.
User avatar #107893 to #107889 - SunshineCabbage (12/19/2013) [-]
Just sayin', from what I've seen on this thread, your attitude isn't all that great. So I'm not surprised he's like that, if you're as bad in real life as you are on here.
User avatar #107896 to #107893 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
nah, i really let loose on lieing and he knows it. we messaged a bit after advice board broke and he was telling me that if my boyfriend isn't giving what i'm giving then there isn't a point to staying together. only there's more to it than that. he's a wonderful person, he's funny, handsome, nice, hard working, and basically a total package...except this one thing, which i really don't complain much. i only broke down a little last night because it felt so good for him to pay a little more attention to me and i was scared he'd stop. i actually left an apology note for him last night and we're fine now. I guess I'll just have to wait and see if he keeps it up. If he doesn't it's not the end of the world, but I'd sure appreciate it...
User avatar #107869 to #107773 - jagenblitz (12/19/2013) [-]
> I really don't feel like it's insulting to say that he doesn't try very hard.
>He works fulltime and goes to school fulltime.

Lel.
User avatar #107887 to #107869 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
Try very at at our relationship. Im not saying hes a bad guy, just that I need a little more priority.
User avatar #107854 to #107773 - benjamino (12/19/2013) [-]
Look I get that you need to feel loved, but you have to see how hard the time of things he's having.
He probably is always tired, and then comes home to the person he loves telling him he isn't being good enough for them.
He loves you
User avatar #107890 to #107854 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
i know he loves me, i never said he doesn't love me, he just kinda sucks at showing it.
i do everything i can to make him comfortable at home. i cook his meals, clean our house, and i make enough to split every cost halfway. So I don't really see an issue in asking for something nice.
User avatar #107830 to #107773 - joshlol (12/19/2013) [-]
>Sometimes I just want some cheap flowers or a little note

Stopped reading there. You sound insufferable.
User avatar #107892 to #107830 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
you're not really worth replying to, since that wasn't really advice at all
thanks so much for pointing out that wanting something nice every once in a while is insufferable
just know that i am laughing at you and not taking what you said to heart.
thanks and have a great day.
User avatar #107909 to #107892 - joshlol (12/19/2013) [-]
>just know that i am laughing at you and not taking what you said to heart.
I wouldn't have it any other way, honeycakes. Take care.
User avatar #107834 to #107830 - joshlol (12/19/2013) [-]
Disregard that, I carried on reading and holy shit.. I can only pray you're jesting here.
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User avatar #107792 to #107791 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
that was sarcastic, if you can't tell
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User avatar #107794 to #107793 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
It's a GIF, and you can understand sarcasm in that one if you're not completely retarded
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User avatar #107796 to #107795 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
I didn't say he was sarcastic. I said the GIF was sarcastic.
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User avatar #107800 to #107799 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
why the fuck are you berating me when i'm obviously having a hard time? you know what?
fuck you. you are the type of person that makes this world a hellhole. i don't give a shit if your daddy touched you at night so now you feel insecure and it makes you feel better to call random people cunts on the internet. you're a sad lonely fuck who can't fucking get off his lazy ass and actually help somebody feel better about a relationship that's falling apart.
It's not my fault you've never had a relationship important enough to even be in jeopardy.
I fucking clean and cook for this guy. I open myself up for sex. I bite my tongue when he's hurtful so it doesn't stir up more drama. I ask for one tiny thing out of this goddamn relationship and it's a fucking note saying I love you. I goddamn well know I deserve that much.
so fuck you. go die.
i don't need to lower myself by talking to an asshat like you anymore. i'm not replying again.
#107831 to #107800 - joshlol (12/19/2013) [-]
>i don't give a shit if your daddy touched you at night so now you feel insecure and it makes you feel better to call random people cunts on the internet.

vocaroo.com/i/s0p4ucCvayYz
#107977 to #107831 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/20/2013) [-]
My name is Josh, too.

-lieing
User avatar #107991 to #107977 - joshlol (12/20/2013) [-]
if you really are lieing why are you posting as anon
#108052 to #107991 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/20/2013) [-]
Cause I don't want green thumbs. That's why I deleted all my other comments.

-lieing
User avatar #107897 to #107831 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
lol i know goddamn i was mean last night
lieing and me are cool now though
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#107860 to #107831 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
dude, i think by simply posting a comment such as the one i just read, in my opinion, you pretty much DID degrade yourself.....your inability not to react and the verbal abuse, negative language, defensive words, and angry tone I picked up on just goes to show you.....that what you say reflects who you are..


I am positive that I would not like to know who you are after having read only that one paragraph....simply because if you did, in fact, believe that you do not deserve what it is that you feel, then why on earth did you post your private feelings on the World Wide Web!? .... think...then think again, and then act....do not simply REACT.

Best of luck. xoxopj
User avatar #107899 to #107860 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
yeah you're right. i usually remember that. i rarely reply to bait but him calling me a cunt shoved me over the edge last night, so yknow, we're cool now though
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User avatar #107803 to #107801 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
i know i said i wouldn't reply, but fuck it, i fail in everything else, so why the fuck not
of course i have a goddamn short fuse. my 4 year relationship feels like it's fucking ending! and you fucking call me a cunt because i ask for flowers! FUCK YOU.
my profile says male because on a regular basis i'd rather not get "tits or gtfo"
the rare exception is when i'm on the advice board. then i get assholes like you who piss me off even more than i'm already pissed off.
"i wasn't even lighting matches"
so you don't call your first comment lighting a match. BS and you know it.
"i don't know what your problem is"
my problem is fuckers like you.
yeah, sounds like a goddamn kicker of a relationship, bucko. maybe if you hadn't been such an asshole you'd still be together, hm?
at least you're doing one good thing, hopefully you'll get shot for your country and no one else will have to deal with your bullshit
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User avatar #107807 to #107805 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
btw, this is actually the first time i've let go during a fight so...KEEP IT COMING. i need to take this shit out on somebody. god knows i bite my tongue so i don't hurt him.
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User avatar #107806 to #107805 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
I have serious issues? HAH. that's fucking HILARIOUS.
The only reason I'm "over reacting" as you put it, is because you're a HUGE ASSHAT.
I sound clingy because I ask for flowers...really? Is that some sort of joke? so what, i should just sit around and hope he realizes that i want some way to feel loved? it's a catch 22. i don't tell him i want flowers, "he can't read minds! you've got to tell him!". so i tell him and it's "you're too clingy! you're over reacting!". i work hard to keep this relationship in tact, and i'm the only one, it's tiring. i love him so i don't want to OVER REACT by breaking up or fighting, so i go to the advice board to get some ADVICE (calling someone a cunt is not advice), and here you come, shitting all over something that didn't need to be shat on
i'm pretty sure if i was being clingy he would tell me that. not tell me i'm insulting. he's always very honest with me. thanks for your stellar advice, really, oh it's helped so much.
if you can't tell, that was sarcasm.
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User avatar #107867 to #107808 - infamoustrapper (12/19/2013) [-]
why'd you delete your comments!!!
User avatar #107992 to #107867 - joshlol (12/20/2013) [-]
Aww you missed it, our very own soap opera
User avatar #108035 to #107992 - infamoustrapper (12/20/2013) [-]
I'm so upset
User avatar #107810 to #107808 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
the main point of a relationship is not to give without expecting. it's to both give equally and selflessly. if you were right, then that would be allowing him to use me. i give and give, but i never receive. I spent two hours on painting a christmas present and he said he wasn't getting me anything because he "doesn't have the money". I don't care what you say, that's pretty fucked up.
anyway, i didn't flip out on him for not giving me a note. i'm flipping out on you because you make assumptions and called me a cunt. there's a big difference.
i didn't wish you death in the battlefield because of what HE did, I wished death on you in the battlefield because of the way YOU acted. jerk.
I'm only going psychotic on you. I'd never say shit like that to him. you're at least 20x worse than he is.
my relationship isn't going to last? that's pretty fucking funny considering yours didn't, by your own choice. at least i'm not breaking up with him.
if he wanted to leave he would have. if anyone ever threatens to leave, it's me, because he doesn't fucking respect me enough.
have you ever been ignored for 2 weeks while your girlfriend played a video game? and when you come to them to talk to them they just sit there and keep playing it and tell you to go away? he fucking did that to me. he completely ignored me for 2 weeks straight. I kicked his ass out and he cried when I threatened to break up with him. don't fucking tell me that he's the unlucky one here. too fucking bad i love him so much.
you're pompous and arrogant.. you know nothing about my relationship dynamics. all you've seen is how i treat you, which is a black and white difference from how i treat him.
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User avatar #107812 to #107811 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
i'm pissed at you because you were rude, not because of him, not really sure how many times i have to fucking say that, but damn, can't you just read it this time and REALLY UNDERSTAND that i am mad at YOU, and all of this is directed at YOU? NOT HIM? and i'm not having a mental breakdown. now who's being over dramatic?
you have to have expectations in a relationship or else you end up settling. not having expectations is unrealistic.
i expect him to be loving. i expect him to hold a job. i expect him to treat me respectfully. i am definitely worth these things. there's nothing wrong with expecting them.
really, you sound like a lazy lover.
and don't attack your relationship? why? is it only convenient to attack mine?

well, here's my advice to you. you're an asshole. don't be such an asshole. wow. bet that made a huge turn around in your life. right?
User avatar #107774 to #107773 - soupkittenagain (12/19/2013) [-]
Jeez. That reminds me of how my relationship with one of my best friends. He works out, goes to school, works, and trains. I get that takes out a lot of time to hang out or even talk, but he never tried to at least keep in contact via messages yet has the ability to tell everyone on facebook every damn thing he's doing.

Anyway, I really don't see how you're "insulting" him. You're just asking him to show at least some love if any. I'd say hold out if you truly love him. Maybe when the two of you get that apartment, there will be more time together even if not interacting with each other.
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User avatar #107778 to #107777 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
We live together now, so it'll be practically the same only we'll be the one spending the money on the apartment and it'll be our stuff. We live with my mom right now.
He just said he's going to go to bed and get some sleep.
He even made up "NS" which means "no sex" because I come onto him, but then he says it's a bad time or he's too tired.
We barely even talk. I just feel so disconnected from him and it's hurting me. I really love him but holy shit...we don't TALK!
He makes me feel bad because I don't work as much. I basically take care of the housework and make enough money to buy my needs. And I can't enroll in college until my peer group graduates I got my GED in 10th grade, it's like a state policy that they don't want people getting their GED to go to college, so I'm starting this summer, though he likes to constantly question whether I'm seriously going to start or not, as if I want to serve at cracker barrel forever
He just feels like he works harder at life so I have to work harder at the relationship aspect
I understand that if I have a part time job then I need to clean and make dinner and do laundry and stuff
But he can't even write me a NOTE?
He asked me to go to a movie with him on christmas and it made me so goddamn happy like it was when we first started dating. we haven't been on a date in at least a year or more.
User avatar #107780 to #107778 - soupkittenagain (12/19/2013) [-]
He really should at least try to put input into the relationship. He can't expect you to be the only one trying to keep the relationship together when he's practically pushing you away. You might need some relationship counselling to perhaps improve the situation, but I imagine telling him you two might need it is a possible land mine that could fuck up the relationship entirely.

It's just my opinion (based only off of what you've told me so far too) but he's being a bit of a dick. Also this situation reminds me of those movie or TV show stuff where the guy's doing a lot and can't put much into the relationship, while the girl is trying to keep the relationship intact.
User avatar #107781 to #107780 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
Yeah I know he should
I just need him to be there for me too, even a little bit...but it doesn't feel like he can handle school, work, and a committed relationship. I've been on the backburner so long I just got used to it. The minute he started being nice again it made me resent all that time I dealt with him just being neglectful.
User avatar #107782 to #107781 - soupkittenagain (12/19/2013) [-]
Well that sucks. Good luck on the relationship's future though.
User avatar #107779 to #107778 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
Like I wanted to cry from joy when he asked me to a MOVIE...during christmas break he has been much more attentive, but now I'm deathly afraid he's going to stop and I'm freaking out a little, and he says I'm being dramatic...
#107840 to #107779 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
at some point i stopped reading and just thumbed you down for the fun of it
User avatar #107900 to #107840 - myrtille (12/19/2013) [-]
cool, i'm glad i gave you a good time
#107772 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/19/2013) [-]
I've always had terrible acne but i got some medication switched to the oil cleansing method so it's gotten a lot better, i've completely weened my skin off chemicals and use nothing but completely natural methods.

The other week i was at the store and saw some "natural" witchhazel for cheap (i use it as a toner) so i bought it. It smelt a bit different from the vegan organic whitchhazel i order from the internet but i used it anyway.
Now my skin has had the worst break-out since i started medication, and to make things worse i have a party on friday. I think the witchhazel had chemicals in it that my skin is no longer used to.

So two questions, can i sue the makers of said witchhazel? And what can make the swelling go down for friday?
User avatar #107776 to #107772 - delphine (12/19/2013) [-]
yikes, i'm sorry. i suppose you can try and contact them and let them know about the problems their product caused you, with before and after pictures. there may just be an extra ingredient in their witchhazel you're allergic to.

try things that are more anti-inflammatory. tea tree oil is a good one if you're into natural methods, but only use a little bit of it. You can also try crushed up aspirin and add water to make a paste and dab it in the worst spots and leave that on overnight.

you can also try taking an antihistamine like benadryl-- if it was an allergic reaction it can help the swelling.

most important, keep your skin hydrated. stick with the routine you've been using if it seems to work best for you.
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