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User avatar #135998 - fargfive (05/29/2014) [-]
I finally got assigned a room at the college I'm going to. Should I try to email my roommate and if so, what should I say?
I'm terrible at writing emails.
User avatar #136037 to #135998 - majordraco (05/29/2014) [-]
Obviously you should email them dick pics to assert dominance and assure that the pecking order is established early.
User avatar #136158 to #136037 - fargfive (05/30/2014) [-]
That's a fantastic idea.
User avatar #136008 to #135998 - averagewhitekid (05/29/2014) [-]
Is your name Chris, Chris, or Darius by any chance?

Those are my three roommates names, and I am scared
User avatar #136009 to #136008 - averagewhitekid (05/29/2014) [-]
scared to meet them*
User avatar #136018 to #136009 - fargfive (05/29/2014) [-]
Don't worry, my name is Chris
Nah, I'm going to LSU.
User avatar #136019 to #136018 - fargfive (05/29/2014) [-]
and my name's not Chris
User avatar #136020 to #136019 - averagewhitekid (05/29/2014) [-]
bby pls
Well best of luck to you with your roommates then
User avatar #136002 to #135998 - revengeforfreeze (05/29/2014) [-]
Wait until you meet them physically, you don't want to construct a version of yourself that might not fit their standards when you meet them in real life.
User avatar #135999 to #135998 - leadstriker (05/29/2014) [-]
nah dont do anything you would just look stupid
User avatar #135981 - myrtille (05/29/2014) [-]
My stepdad asked my ex to come over and help him write his grants. He's in the other room. What do?
User avatar #135989 to #135981 - thatnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
Depends. You could just stay in your own room and avoid him if you think it'll only cause drama and problems if you see him.
User avatar #135990 to #135989 - myrtille (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm more worried about how I'll feel if I see him. He broke up with me, so yknow...
User avatar #135991 to #135990 - thatnigger (05/29/2014) [-]
Just try and avoid him I guess if you feel like it'll hurt if you see him. Stay strong and good luck.
#135967 - thelizardlord (05/29/2014) [-]
I am considering getting a melee weapon.
Should I go with a golf club or a baseball bat?
>A if I get the baseball bat I'll probably but the BoS symbol on it.(for kicks and irony)
>B which is the best type of club for beating people with? (I don't play golf)

And yes, this would be for my safehouse.
#136038 to #135967 - majordraco (05/29/2014) [-]
Get a nigger be good stick.
#135992 to #135967 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Why not get a knife like a regular person?
User avatar #135993 to #135992 - thelizardlord (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm more of a basher than a stabber
User avatar #136032 to #135993 - awesomerninjathing (05/29/2014) [-]
"I have shit aim"
#135994 to #135993 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Maybe go for medival weaponry.
User avatar #135995 to #135994 - thelizardlord (05/29/2014) [-]
I have a Chinese sword, but it isn't sharp
#135996 to #135995 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
well sharpen it then, or if you like bashing get a mace
User avatar #135969 to #135967 - marinepenguin (05/29/2014) [-]
Baseball bat.

Put nails in it for maximum effect.
#135958 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Continued from here. www.funnyjunk.com/advice/135899#135899

So I talked to her about the bar and what not and as it turns out she heard it was opening soon and doens't actually know when it is. Oh well, I ain't asking a girl out on a date that even I don't know.

That being said, me and her hit it off pretty well and she compliments me a lot. (You're like the only guy that I actually get along with my own age, You're a lot more mature than most people I know my age) ect ect ect.

The thing is though, there is this dude at work she says is really hot. She started talking about him AFTER I asked her out. (She said no to me since she had a boyfriend, she broke up with him though). I told her I didn't like her talking about this other guy since it bugged me a lot.

She said she wouldn't date the guy, just fuck him really. Since he is just hot.

I have no idea what I should be doing with this fucking girl. I like her, but I feel like she is just swinging me around.
User avatar #135970 to #135958 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
Avoid sluts like her.
User avatar #135977 to #135970 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Girls aren't all peaches and cream man.
User avatar #135959 to #135958 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
I kinda thought maybe she was trying to get a rise out of me, but I feel like I'm not allowed to be jealous since I'm not exactly dating her.
User avatar #135971 to #135959 - marinepenguin (05/29/2014) [-]
Well to me she sounds a bit like a bitch.

She now knows that you are interested in her, yet she begins to talk about fucking some guy. Seems like a classic way of taking advantage of someones feelings and toying with them. She seems like the kind of girl you would go through a lot of pain to get with.
User avatar #135978 to #135971 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was pissed off for awhile.
User avatar #135980 to #135978 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
That being said, she has stopped talking about him when I asked.

The dude that she was talking to me pulled this full alpha bullshit. "She is my girl, got it?" type of deal. Told her, she ripped into him. Now they aren't really talking. At least from what I see.
User avatar #136004 to #135980 - marinepenguin (05/29/2014) [-]
Hmm, well personally I still wouldn't deal with her. I'm not the kind of guy to find a girl attractive after she talked about fucking a guy "because he's hot". I like modesty.

But after everything that has gone down in this situation, if you still want to give her a try then by all means go for it. She seems to at least respect you and your feelings, she may just have been comfortable talking to you about her personal attractions, which isn't a bad thing.
#136005 to #136004 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah. I understand that. I don't like it either, but I dunno.
Yeah. I understand that. I don't like it either, but I dunno.
#135957 - Ken M (05/29/2014) [-]
I met this girl. I liked her and i kinda knew she liked me too but the thing is, the thought of asking her out never entered my mind and now she won't even talk to me...

What is wrong with me?
#135960 to #135957 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
I gave this speech on here a lot of times and i will give it again for you cause it helped me.

Fear of rejection is something you have to overcome. Just think of it as linear and logical as possible. You get to know a girl, you like her and you're not sure if she likes you back. This makes you sit on 2 options:

>1. Ask her out
>2. Do nothing

Option 1.) has a few possible results.
>A. She likes you and agrees to go on a date with you, you two get together and you basically win
>B. She likes you and agrees to go on a date with you, however you two don't fit well together so you don't end up together
>C. She doesn't like you and rejects you

Now let's determine the consequences for you in each scenario. A would be awesome as hell for you B would be ok and C sucks but you then know where you stand and you can move to the next girl.

Now let's have a look at option 2. Which was doing nothing if you remember. It theoretically has 2 outcomes as well but realistically spoken only has one.

>A. You don't end up together and she finds someone else who actually was man enough to make the first move.
>B. (0.00001% probability of happening) She asks you out and you end up together

While it is theoretically an option to not do anything, it is obviously the wrong one to pick. If you're not playing the game, you can't win. Sometimes you just have to jump in cold water. Just think about it this way, in 10 years will you look back and think "damn that girl rejected me and it still hurts"? No you wouldn't. You would just barely remember it or think, hell i tried. If you do nothing however you will constantly ask yourself "What could've been?"
In the end we always regret the stuff we didn't do a lot more then the stuff we failed. I got rejected a lot and i still only regret the one time i was too much of a coward to make a move. Fear of rejection is in everyone of us, you just gotta have to deal with it somehow.
#135961 to #135960 - CookieKing (05/29/2014) [-]
Thanks, i'll definitely remember this. But the thing is, the thought of asking her out didn't enter my mind AT ALL. Maybe it was because i was terrified of rejection but i don't think the possibility of me being rejected was even considered. This being said, the thought of her returning my feelings wasn't considered also.

Only now that she's gone the thoughts are coming to me.

Maybe i'm just a really big beta.
#135963 to #135961 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
Were you even sexually attracted to her? Did she show any kinds of attraction torwards you?
#135964 to #135963 - CookieKing (05/29/2014) [-]
Sexually attracted? Not really. However i thought she was the prettiest girl i have ever laid eyes on. It was the first time i just wanted to be with a girl and have no sexual motives.
I'm fairly sure she was attracted to me. I got to know her for a while and i was the only guy she would talk to, touch or even lend a pen too.
#135965 to #135964 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
Well then I don't really understand how the thought has never even crossed your mind. Do you have extremly low self confidence maybe? That way you maybe subconciously thought you had no chance at all and never figured to think about making a move? I really don't know. I would just acknowlegde the mistake and not do it again if i was you i think.
#135966 to #135965 - CookieKing (05/29/2014) [-]
My self confidence is pretty low. Really low actually. Do you have any advice on how to get over this regret? Seeing her everyday at school is a constant reminder of how big an opportunity i missed.

Thanks for helping btw, i really do appreciate it
#135968 to #135966 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
I love to help people, no need to thank me.

Forgiving yourself really isn't easy and it's not something that i am particular good at either. I still think about mistakes that I did a few mont ago and it's still bugging me. Well what helped me a bit was to write all that stuff down, everything that came to my mind about this, all the bad thought all the stuff that went wrong and just burn it. Really, it was an awesome feeling to just burn it down.

And I learned that mistakes are nothing to feel bad about even if i still do so . You learn from mistakes more then you learn from not doing them. Guess you have to learn stuff the hard way right? There is definitly no way you're going to make this mistake again so it had a positive effect didn't it? Always see the mistakes you do and learn to not do them again and you will slowly but surely improve. Babysteps also bring you to your goal right?

Not to forget that the cheer fact that she actually way attracted to you and liked you should give you a confidence boost already. If one girl liked you, you will sure as hell find another one who does. You can make it man.
#135962 to #135961 - CookieKing (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah i'm the anon. Forgot to login.
#135938 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Well, i did it everybody. I told her I liked her.

She said she didnt like me. Lesson learned, dont take seriously important advice from stranger.

someone get me out of my misery
User avatar #136006 to #135938 - nsfwcontent (05/29/2014) [-]
Like other people have said, you showed courage and it shows you that you can do these things and you do have the confidence!
This time it may not have gone that well but not many people get things right on their first attempt. *insert speech about how inventors never usually get it right first time*

But this bit of asking is over now. You've had closure and you know that's one path that you weren't meant to take, who knows, she could have been a complete psycho bitch when she's in a relationship and you could have just dodged a bullet.
#136166 to #136006 - dehumanizer (05/30/2014) [-]
Idk man i feel bad not because i like her that much, but because the fact that i want a gf.
#135952 to #135938 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
And it was still the right thing to do. Hell you finally showed balls once. You got my respect for that.
#135974 to #135952 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]

I should have kept cool and continued my "Firendship" up till a point where she would like me, i mean she bearly did know me now and no wonder she turned me down. Theres also gonna be no hope for next year.
#135982 to #135974 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
Dude that's not how it works. She either likes you or not there is not some kind of "working up till she does". If she rejects you now she would also have next year.
#135983 to #135982 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
but she never got to know me that well, i didnt ask her for a date, i just told her that i liked her and asked if she liked me back. She just said she liked me as a friend and a collegue.
#135985 to #135983 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
you spent enough time alone with her and you told me you asked her out. Whatever man, you did the right thing and you should be proud of yourself. I gotta go. Good luck with other girls in the future, you were able to tell her so you will be able to tell others and some day one will have the same feelings for you. heads up mate!
#135988 to #135985 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Not really it couldnt have been more than 10 hours in total and in that time i hardly revieled myself.
User avatar #135951 to #135938 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
Lol, the reason she rejected you is because you are ugly. No woman would ever love you dude.
#135943 to #135938 - shangrula ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
well. i don't quite know your story , i saw it yesterday.. but you did the right thing, it was worth the shot. unfortunate as it may be, being rejected is by far not the worst thing that could be happening in your life. you save a ton of money, and as it stands, you could go do anything you wanted without having a bitch nag you. i understand you're upset, many of us have problems, but maybe you should just go out somewhere, invite your closest fellow and just chat and spend some time
#135947 to #135943 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Well she didnt really know me that well so idk why asked her, definetly shouldnt have done it cuz either way I lose.
#135950 to #135947 - shangrula ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
i'd say you win. you learned a valuable lesson, dont fuck with tricks and hoes, its a waste of time. idk how old you are, but there are a lot more important things than some girl. unless she's that special one, which i figure you'll have trouble knowing or not, you should focus on your success. success is one of the most attractive things on this planet, work on that and a girl whos worthwhile will come around
#135973 to #135950 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
but i dont care, whatever i earn has no real value to me
#135979 to #135973 - shangrula ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
well, i agree with you. i don't find value in materials either, besides food and my beloved computer. have you ever tried sharing yourself (your money, your time) with those less fortunate than you, say helping the homeless or volunteering? i find at the worst of times, when i'm at my wits end, giving can feel so good. what could i possibly spend my money on that will make me happy? nothing really, but knowing that i've just put food into the mouth of someone who wouldnt otherwise receive any, etc, is revitalizing. find value in life, even if your success means nothing to you.
#135984 to #135979 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
I thought about it but im kid of poor myself and there are no real chairity organisations where i am. Maybe i can get back to the church in the summer but till then im preoccupied
#135986 to #135984 - shangrula ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
i'm rather poor myself, but when i'm feeling depressed, i end up giving 95% of whatever i made working my ass off away anyhow because it makes me feel better inside. no need to join any organizations (well lest you plan on becoming a full time volunteer or something..) i go to school downtown, and i find people in need all the time. i give my all just to improve their lives for even a day, and its the most liberating feeling i can think of. i understand if you are busy though, but still, in your daily life, there must be someone you can help be it family or friends, you can make a difference, and in doing things for others, you do yourself a great good.
#135987 to #135986 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
well from time to time i see people digging trough trashbins, obviously broke but am i just dont really have any real funding of my own (and the summer job pay is shit), My parents are working their assess off so i can have some sort of a decent living, If i dont cont the money I spend on beer and cigs, then i live with like 10 bucks a week, will eat the somewhat spoiled food i brought from home this sunday, i have no fridge so its been staying in room temperature but i dont mind eating low quality food
User avatar #135945 to #135943 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Well thats what I said
#135948 to #135945 - shangrula ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
essentially. i was typing this well before your response showed up, but yeah... if she said she doesnt like him, shes not worth moaning about losing. bitches like her are a dime a dozen
User avatar #135941 to #135938 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Well why would it be a bad advice? Now everything is clear. If she doesn't feel the same for you, there will probably be no future for you. You just can win this if you pretend to be someone that isn't. So download a shitload of new music, listen to that shit, masturbate twice a day and in 2 weeks its nearly forgotten
#135946 to #135941 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Just gonna drink the pain away.
#135953 to #135946 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
And you're on the edge of loosing my respect again. Wow almost 1 minute.
#135976 to #135953 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
Man fuck you, i shot myself in the leg just to please some stranger.
User avatar #135949 to #135946 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Don't drink aclohol... expensive and destroys your liver. Srsly just listen to music thats related to it. Maybe cry a few times and after that move on. Easy said I know, but I know what I am talking about. Maybe try a new game, read new books or do something that you have never done before. Experience the world new, maybe learn to play triangle or somewhat, just dont lose yourself to it!
#135972 to #135949 - dehumanizer (05/29/2014) [-]
im crying, smoking a cig, drinking beer and listening to music, if thats gonna make you happy
User avatar #136011 to #135972 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Then get sober you stupid fuck and then read it again!
User avatar #135937 - straitedge (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm currently in the process for Army SF. In terms of the security clearance (of which, I only need a secret clearance), what would I have to worry about?
Would search history and internet history in general be something that I should be concerned for?
I used to look up less than favorable things about the government and my search engines have been used many a time for drug remedies by friends.
User avatar #135930 - superstephtime (05/29/2014) [-]
For fucks sakes yusay i just want to ask a fucking question...
User avatar #135931 to #135930 - yusay ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
If it's about your content, I'm not in charge of that.
User avatar #135932 to #135931 - superstephtime (05/29/2014) [-]
Fair enough who is in charge of it?
User avatar #135911 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I have a crush on a feminist...............she's not really in a feminist group though. She just HATES every guy. Seriously....she just broke up with her boyfriend too. She is even considering turning gay just because of boys. She doesn't even trust me, she steals my cell phone in class and plays games on it every time and when I take her stuff, she complains that I bother her too much. There are 2 guys who sit in front of me too, they stole her bag once and hid it somewhere in the class room. She started complaining that I stole her bag and when I said that the 2 guys in front of me did it, she thought I was involved.

So anyways, when she broke up with her boyfriend today, I thought I probably have 5% more chance but nope, she still hates me.

What do I do FJ? you guys are experts in this. I sometimes help others out in these kind of situations but this is a situation where I am a complete anti-social and I sometimes get nervous talking to people. I'm more comfortable talking to her now but I still haven't done anything yet. I keep thinking she's out of my league because she's a really cute girl, whereas I am an ugly fucking creep probably who tries to stay away from girls. I really have no fucking clue what to do, help?
User avatar #136024 to #135911 - ferrettamer (05/29/2014) [-]
never stick your dick in crazy
#136046 to #136024 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
i'm not considering to "stick my dick" in her anywhere....
#135997 to #135911 - Ken M (05/29/2014) [-]
i would go for it
#135975 to #135911 - marinepenguin (05/29/2014) [-]
Keep away from her, keep far away.
Keep away from her, keep far away.
#135954 to #135911 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
It doesn't seem to me that you like her, you just like the way she looks and the idea of having her. That's how most crushes work, hell she's just a mean cunt to you and to everyone, what could you like about that?

Don't get me wrong, i know that this doesn't really make it better. I once blew my chances with 2 girls just because I was after another girl that i talked to like 3 times. I don't think you should act on this, you should rather find another girl that actually isn't a cunt. And don't think that leagues exist, cause they don't.
#135940 to #135911 - shangrula ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
too much crazy already dude.. if shes considering going gay, shes a mad lady dont fuck with crazy.
User avatar #135933 to #135911 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
A feminazi is a horrible choice. Stay away from her unless you want to be falsely accused of rape.
User avatar #135929 to #135911 - fistfireace (05/29/2014) [-]
I usually don't give dating advice and stuff, so if it seems bad, sorry. Anyway, here goes:

What you should do is, if you really like her, show her that you're "different" than other guys; be nice to her, stick up for her, etc. Just remember that, judging on how you spoke of her, it won't be an easy task. You just got to prove to her not all boys are bad, especially you. If you do that, and it looks like she starting to 'not hate' you, then tell her how you feel (you know, before she turns"gay" [although, one does not turn gay out of random])

Ask her if she could give you a chance. Nothing serious at first; i.e couple of dates, hang out, etc. and if she enjoys being with you, then maybe you can become her boyfriend. You just have to go for it, like tikitaco said.

Also, it doesn't matter what you look like; have confidence, have faith, have the will
to prove to her that you aren't a bad guy, that you want her, and, most importantly, be yourself. If she wants you to change for HER, forget about her because that is not the direction you want to head in.

Finally, if she still hates you, won't give you a chance, etc. then you just have to move on. Nothing you can do about it.
User avatar #136053 to #135929 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
thanks man, that really moved me.
User avatar #136054 to #136053 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #135927 to #135911 - alecbaldwinning (05/29/2014) [-]
You sound like you're 14. Just wait for a new girl to come into your life. Trust me, you don't want to put your dick in crazy, especially at your age.
User avatar #136056 to #135927 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
let me correct my diction. i'm not looking for a prom date really it's just that i really like her and she seems pretty cute. she seems crazy but i think it's because she's just made at her boyfriend probably.
User avatar #136052 to #135927 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
17....about to go to a university but i still need a fucking prom date, i feel like a lonely fuck.
User avatar #135917 to #135911 - tikitaco (05/29/2014) [-]
I mean, if you really like her, you should go for her man. I'm warning you though, bitches be crazy.
User avatar #135921 to #135917 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
yeah....but i'm just scared me. i don't know what to do really.
User avatar #135922 to #135921 - tikitaco (05/29/2014) [-]
Question, describe her boyfriends personality.
User avatar #136045 to #135922 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
have NOOOOOOOOO clue. absolutely no clue, i dont even have her facebook. not even her phone number because i never asked for it...i dont know why but i was just too shy to ask.
User avatar #136051 to #136045 - tikitaco (05/30/2014) [-]
Well the reason I thought that was a relevant question to ask is because I was wondering if he was a shy kind of guy, that you have to be feisty to hold down a girl like this
User avatar #136073 to #136051 - tikitaco (05/30/2014) [-]
Does she still think negatively towards you?
User avatar #136055 to #136051 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
yeah...i never met her boyfriend i only get to talk to her in class and she sits beside me. i've been talking to her a lot in class...the only one i talk to in class to be honest.
User avatar #135916 to #135911 - makotoitou (05/29/2014) [-]
she's a cunt. don't bother. if you want her attention just go mess with her more.
User avatar #135918 to #135916 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
but i don't want her to be too mad...
User avatar #135919 to #135918 - makotoitou (05/29/2014) [-]
yolo it
#135920 to #135919 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
>yolo it   
yeah man thanks for the advice.
>yolo it

yeah man thanks for the advice.
#135899 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Yesterday a girl at work and myself were talking about random shit and I mentioned thaat I'm just an occasional drinker. She mentioned she WAS like that for awhile but now goes to the bar every weekend just to have a drink. She mentioned that a place called the mug or something was reopening and I should go. I mentioned that I only have like 3 friends since moving across the globe and they probably wouldn't go. She kinda half assedly said, "you can go with me if you want". We're pretty close as friends talking about lewd things and what not about each other and crude jokes and shit.

I was just wondering if I'm just retarded and not realize this was a date or something. I'll probably get her to go with me if it is. Obviously not to late.
User avatar #135901 to #135899 - axeul (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm no expert but seems like she was hitting on you and trying to go out somewhere with you though it might not be a date per se.
User avatar #135902 to #135901 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's why I said "or something".

I think we were talking about crusty grilled cheese pussy before hand and we mentioned how clean we are. "I know how to keep my pussy smelling like roses" sorta talk. Then it sorta went into drinking somehow and she invited me.

I'll probably bring it up again and go with her. I dunno when it is reopening though. Probably in a month or so.
User avatar #135903 to #135902 - axeul (05/29/2014) [-]
Do it, she seems obviously interested in you with what you have said here.
#135904 to #135903 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
It sounds like it would be fun. The thing is though, after the bar it seems like that would be it. I mean, she has her ex boyfriend at her house since he essentially has no place to go. She told him a month to gather some money before he leaves. first and last months rent. so I can't even take it back to her place. I think that's okay though. Oh well.
User avatar #135905 to #135904 - axeul (05/29/2014) [-]
How about your place? And do you really think a first somewhat date would end up with you at her place?
#135906 to #135905 - ipostcp (05/29/2014) [-]
Obviously not. I know how things work. The thing is though, if she is talking to me about how clean she she is and how tight she is, I think it would be wise to think about that short of shit.

My house has parents, ya dig? I'm only 19 and she is 20. By the time we do this though, I think she will be alone in her place.
User avatar #135910 to #135906 - axeul (05/29/2014) [-]
Well, you'd know better than me. I'm rooting for you
User avatar #135900 to #135899 - marinepenguin (05/29/2014) [-]
I'd go. See where it leads.
User avatar #135898 - smashingkills (05/29/2014) [-]
If I plug my VGA cable into my T.V to use it as a monitor, would it run off of my PC's power supply? Or off of the energy from the wall plug-in?
User avatar #135907 to #135898 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/29/2014) [-]
The TV would not run off of the energy from your laptop.
User avatar #135908 to #135907 - smashingkills (05/29/2014) [-]
It's a desktop, but thanks.
User avatar #135909 to #135908 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/29/2014) [-]

Same thing, though.
User avatar #135894 - brownskin (05/29/2014) [-]
for an OC series i'm doing i recast movies and shows horribly. I've finished the Avengers what should i do next?
User avatar #135942 to #135894 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Equilibrium, the Hobbit, Requiem for a Dream
User avatar #136219 to #135942 - brownskin (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm going to do the Middle Earth series in the next one, so i'm going to do the Hobbit and LOTR. I'll tag you so you can see the competed work that you suggested
User avatar #136322 to #136219 - whatdafuq (05/31/2014) [-]
So be it
User avatar #135897 to #135894 - coconuthat (05/29/2014) [-]
The lord of the rings, Phantom of the opera, Blade, 30 days of night. Those are good movies! Do your worse!
User avatar #136220 to #135897 - brownskin (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm doing the Middle Earth series and i'll mention you, if you want to see it when it's done.
User avatar #136245 to #136220 - coconuthat (05/31/2014) [-]
Heck yeah! That would be awesome!
User avatar #147653 to #136245 - brownskin (07/31/2014) [-]
This is for both coconuthat and whatdafuq. It took a while to finish, mostly due to my old computer crashing and losing all of my shit, and I've been having problems with Windows File Explorer, but I'm very close to finishing. I think I'll maybe do Merry and Pippen as well as everyone I've already done, but I'm pretty proud of my casting choices. I think they are easily the worst actors for their roles.
User avatar #147762 to #147653 - whatdafuq (08/01/2014) [-]
I seriously forgot about that to be honest
User avatar #147718 to #147653 - coconuthat (08/01/2014) [-]
Fuck yes!!!
User avatar #135882 - fuckya ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Is it normal to want to fuck people that have traits you hate?
User avatar #135884 to #135882 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
it's like a way to vent your anger against them sorta

if you've read the book 1984, Winston feels that way about Julia (he hates her but wants to fuck her brains out and slit her throat when she orgasms)
User avatar #135885 to #135884 - fuckya ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
That makes complete sense. Thank you good sir.
User avatar #135883 to #135882 - hingerbinger (05/28/2014) [-]
#135880 - Ken M (05/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#135864 - closothehomosexual (05/28/2014) [-]
Serious question

Do I look good? Or at least not ugly?
#135955 to #135864 - minutes (05/29/2014) [-]
Just start working out and loosing weight and you will be fine.
User avatar #135934 to #135864 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
You have a fat face.
User avatar #135928 to #135864 - alecbaldwinning (05/29/2014) [-]
Lose the childish tshirt, start taking daily walks, lose a bit of weight, you'll be fine.
#135881 to #135864 - Timmietim (05/28/2014) [-]
I prefer this one of you
#135868 to #135864 - bongldr (05/28/2014) [-]
you could bang any chick bro dont listen to these jelly feggies. hell, im not even a chick and i would let you to enter my prostaste
User avatar #135866 to #135864 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]

cartoon character t shirt
meh haircut
glasses could be better
acne doesn't help obviously but everyone has it to varying degrees so whatever
User avatar #135867 to #135866 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
Wow I have a similar haircut to him
User avatar #135870 to #135869 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
how and why
User avatar #135871 to #135870 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
i wanna see what u look like lmao
User avatar #135872 to #135871 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
have you not seen me before? And I'll take a new one I guess on my webcam. Do you want me to do a super kawaii pose?
User avatar #135873 to #135872 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
nope and ye :^)
#135874 to #135873 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
ok I couldn't do a super kawaii pose cause I couldn't get the smile down so I did this non-pose
User avatar #136000 to #135874 - teoberry (05/29/2014) [-]
your qute qt
User avatar #136021 to #136000 - ferrettamer (05/29/2014) [-]
y-y-you too
User avatar #135924 to #135874 - misticalz (05/29/2014) [-]
You look better than you did before babe
User avatar #136022 to #135924 - ferrettamer (05/29/2014) [-]
when before? And ty
User avatar #136059 to #136022 - misticalz (05/30/2014) [-]
when shibe posted it
User avatar #135875 to #135874 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
lol holy shit james

your haircut is better though, its not the same anyway
User avatar #135876 to #135875 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
holy shit what
User avatar #135877 to #135876 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
not what I expected
you look normal af
User avatar #135925 to #135877 - misticalz (05/29/2014) [-]
what do you expect me to look like
User avatar #136001 to #135925 - teoberry (05/29/2014) [-]
is that you in your insta profile pic?
User avatar #136060 to #136001 - misticalz (05/30/2014) [-]
no thats Amir from Jake and Amir from CH
User avatar #135878 to #135877 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
What did you expect?
User avatar #135879 to #135878 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
not normal I guess
tho you sorta have big lips :^D
User avatar #135888 to #135879 - ferrettamer (05/28/2014) [-]
It's the black in me. It's why I like hip-hop so much too
User avatar #135834 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
im finding less and less motivation to head to school, even though summer is right around the corner, and this is my final year in highschool

wat do?
User avatar #135935 to #135834 - hawaiianhappysauce (05/29/2014) [-]
It's called senioritis. It's when college has already accepted you and there is no longer an incentive to work.
User avatar #135936 to #135935 - ugottanked (05/29/2014) [-]
it sucks

i dont like it
User avatar #135848 to #135834 - interglutealcleft (05/28/2014) [-]
If you stay busy, the days will fly by and before you notice it, you're graduating and schools out. It did that to me, even though i was sick of school. It's all worth it in the end my friend.
User avatar #135855 to #135848 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
i mean it was mainly me falling asleep again after i got up that made me miss school tho
User avatar #135856 to #135855 - interglutealcleft (05/28/2014) [-]
I did the same thing, Try getting one of those shreiking alarm clocks, That makes you wake up. But If you stay busy, you'll go to bed early from being tired and do it all over again. Maybe make a calendar, and give yourself some rewards so that way you have something to look forward too. Like you get to have an hour nap or go get some ice cream or watch some tv apart when you're not studying?
User avatar #135857 to #135856 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
hm, thats not a bad idea actually
User avatar #135858 to #135857 - interglutealcleft (05/28/2014) [-]
Don't worry man it's all worth it in the end
User avatar #135854 to #135848 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
i guess you have a point
User avatar #135836 to #135834 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
it's senioritis dawg its normal
User avatar #135837 to #135836 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
yes, but why now though, i mean i have volunteer work i gotta do, projects, just..eugh
User avatar #135839 to #135837 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
because it's the end of the year lol
User avatar #135840 to #135839 - ugottanked (05/28/2014) [-]
yeah, i just hate how they pile all this shit up at the end of the year, and just expect us to be able and willing to do it
User avatar #135833 - winners (05/28/2014) [-]
if you have psoriasis does that mean you will get eczema in random places too?
User avatar #135944 to #135833 - whatdafuq (05/29/2014) [-]
Psoriasis doesn't make you getting eczemas bro. Psoriasis means psoriasis and eczemas are eczemas - don't mix them up m8
User avatar #135832 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
I think I asked this here before, but is it scientifically possible for an asteroid to hit earth in such a way that it would change our orbit so that one side always faces the sun and the other never sees it? And if so, what effects would it have? I'm writing a story and it goes that an asteroid hit Earth and North and South America are on the dark side of Earth. They're using solar panels in the Sahara to absorb light to send it to a select few cities, providing heat, light, etc. to survive. Any scientific impossibilities in there? I'll answer any questions to the best of my abilities.
#135859 to #135832 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
An asteroid meteorite that could do such a thing would be so colossal and would hit us so damn hard, there wouldn't be much left of earth afterwards.
Even still, the Earth would still spin.

What you're asking is basically:
What if a meteor of perfect proportions hit Earth in such a way, that it moved it's orbit just enough to cancel out Earth's 'spin.'

One thing to note about our orbit with the Sun, and it's gravitational force, is that the Earth is constantly falling around it. "As the object moves sideways, it falls toward the central body. However, it moves so quickly that the central body will curve away beneath it." -- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbit#Understanding_orbits en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_mechanics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_law_of_universal_gravitation
That's pretty much orbits in a nutshell. We're going too fast to not crash into the sun, yet we're going slow enough to be pulled in enough to keep us moving around it.
Because of this, the Sun's gravitational force also has an affect on the Earth's rotation.
The Earth isn't rotating "because it wants to."
It's rotating because everything around it is pushing/ pulling it in such a way...


"Precession is a rotation of the Earth's rotation axis, caused primarily by external torques from the gravity of the Sun, Moon and other bodies."

We'd keep spinning regardless. The only case in which we wouldn't spin, would be one in which the Earth was obliterated.
User avatar #135862 to #135859 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
No, not that Earth stops spinning, just it spins in such a way that one side of the Earth constantly faces the sun and the other never sees it. So it's still rotating, just in a different way.
User avatar #135886 to #135862 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
That wouldn't be possible.

There's too many gravitational forces at work in our current position for a meteor to slow down/ alter the Earth's rotation.
A perfect meteor would have to knock us far off of our current orbit and perfectly counter-act the Earth's rotation so it would spin the way you're describing.
We'd have to go further away from the Sun and other planets to try and do that...

But, we would all die. From the impact alone, and from the severe cold weather/ extreme absence of heat brought on by the new distance from the sun.

Again, Earth's rotation can't simply rotate so one side is always facing the sun.
It's going to do a complete spin when rotating regardless.
The only way to try and prevent it, is to move the Earth further from the Sun so the days are longer; So the gravitational forces aren't as strong. Except the gravitational forces coming from Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune; I haven't a clue how those would affect the Earth.

It's an interesting idea and all, but I don't think it'd necessarily work out well.
User avatar #135887 to #135886 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Fuck. Do you think I'd be able to get away with it? There's been shit that's way more far-fetched in science fiction, right? Or should I just make it some planet that isn't Earth?
User avatar #135889 to #135887 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
Sure you can.
You don't need a super realistic explanation for everything.

For instance, in the movie Inception, they never go into detail on how dream sharing works.
It just does.

In your case, I suggest taking some time to let your creativity flow and create a viable reason for why the earth spins the way it does; Find something that would fit well with the story's universe.
You could take things into an extreme and have the solar system disarranged. Or they could be living on a planet like Earth, but it spins in that particular way. Or even Something happened and maybe the protagonists have to figure out how/ why the Earth is in that position?

The possibilities are endless.
Don't let Realism kill your creativity.

For instance, in Game of Thrones there are Dragons. But no creature to counter-balance the dragons. There is a Yin without a Yang. Yet no one cares, because the story never dives into that part. In the story, Dragons are fact. That's all the reader needs to know, and frankly that's all the readers care about.
User avatar #135890 to #135889 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
So how about this: We saw an asteroid on a collision course with Earth in the 1850's, leading to a golden age of technology, where humanity banded together to create ways to lessen the damage. And they found the best way was to create a stabilizer of sorts to stop Earth's rotation like I mentioned.

It still destroyed most of the world, and one side of Earth would always face the sun(Europe, Africa, Mid. East, some of Asia), but we were able to install solar panels to supply certain areas in North America with light, heat, etc. in order to survive.

The focus of the story is gonna be on a war between Outsider Forces(Asian, North American and South American refugees who didn't make it into the cities and barely scrape by outside the cities) and the Interior Operations Squadron, who protect the Interior from outside threats, so the focus isn't even on the meteor, just the repercussions it had on people.
#135891 to #135890 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/28/2014) [-]
Sounds great to me.   
Also, at anytime you can revise.   
Aaaand stories don't have to start out with their synopsis, you can just jump right into the thick of things and have the reader slowly unveil what situation they are in. (IE, through certain lines characters say, descriptions of areas, characters questioning others revealing how/ why, etc.)   
 Pic semi-related. It's the online positive reaction picture I have, really
Sounds great to me.

Also, at anytime you can revise.
Aaaand stories don't have to start out with their synopsis, you can just jump right into the thick of things and have the reader slowly unveil what situation they are in. (IE, through certain lines characters say, descriptions of areas, characters questioning others revealing how/ why, etc.)

Pic semi-related. It's the online positive reaction picture I have, really
#135892 to #135891 - samxdaxman (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm giving a brief overview of what happened at the beginning and revealing more about the strike along the way.   
Also, here's a gif of a positive reaction. Use it well.
Yeah, I'm giving a brief overview of what happened at the beginning and revealing more about the strike along the way.

Also, here's a gif of a positive reaction. Use it well.
User avatar #135838 to #135832 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
the earth revolves around the sun, the only way for them to not see the sun is if the asteroid pushes the earth like really far away from the sun, but then we'd die of cold
I don't think an asteroid hitting the earth will cause it to rotate slower so both sides would still get sun anyway
User avatar #135841 to #135838 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
I mean an asteroid hit Earth in such a way that it changed the rotation of the planet to equal that of the rotation around the sun. I dunno, I'm terrible at phrasing.
User avatar #135842 to #135841 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
there's no way it'd get the exact same speed, and the other half would die of cold
User avatar #135843 to #135842 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Well no, not exact, but close enough. And like I said, they use a fuck load of solar panels on the side facing the sun to provide heat, light and all that to the dark side.
User avatar #135844 to #135843 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
they'd be dead before they'd have the time to build all that shit
User avatar #135845 to #135844 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
In the story, they knew about 50 years beforehand. Is that not enough time either?
User avatar #135846 to #135845 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
how would they know an asteroid would hit in 50 years? it's a random occurrence no?

also, how do they know where would it land? how big would the destruction be?
User avatar #135847 to #135846 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Well, telescopes and other technology. I'm not that well versed in space tech, but we should have the tech that can see that from far away and predict where it will land. Predict being a key word there, they had no way of knowing 100%. As for destruction, they had no idea, but they figured it was worth a shot to save the planet.
User avatar #135849 to #135847 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
well... okay
User avatar #135850 to #135849 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Is that too far fetched? I want this to be at least slightly realistic. I came here looking for criticisms to fix them.
User avatar #135851 to #135850 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
I'd say it's far fetched but if you explain the scientific prediction part correctly you should be fine
User avatar #135852 to #135851 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Is it far fetched even if I do explain it? Just wanna make sure. I'd rather be called an idiot for this before I release it(if I ever do) rather than after.
User avatar #135853 to #135852 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
that's the thing
only way for it to be not far fetched is if the scientific part is explained correctly
User avatar #135860 to #135853 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
Alright. You've helped a lot, so feel free to say no, but would you mind reading what I've got in order to see if there's any flaws? Again, you don't have to if you don't want to. I just started writing this a month ago, so there's probably some places I need to touch up on.
User avatar #135861 to #135860 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
ehh how long is it? I have a project to prepare for tomorrow
#135863 to #135861 - samxdaxman (05/28/2014) [-]
It's kinda long, so I won't share. Thanks for your help anyways.
User avatar #135865 to #135863 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
alright, no worries, good luck with it
#135828 - thetrojansbroke (05/28/2014) [-]
im looking for sights that can entertain me i am getting extreemly bord now im in summer
User avatar #135835 to #135828 - gandaalf (05/28/2014) [-]
the sight of your first born child is a good one
User avatar #135829 to #135828 - daryldixon (05/28/2014) [-]
A dictionary.
User avatar #135831 to #135829 - teoberry (05/28/2014) [-]
Tyler, that was fairly rude.
User avatar #135827 - thehawkeye (05/28/2014) [-]
in need of a new phone and not retarded enough for apple, recommendations?
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