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User avatar #70223 - roflstorm (05/05/2013) [-]
Anyone remember a while back when there were those 3 videos that made one feel dapper?
I lost the links......
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User avatar #70212 - kirbysomething (05/05/2013) [-]
There's this guy on the pokemon board with an unhealthy obsession with someones face, he literally can't go more than three comments without mentioning it

How can i help him?
User avatar #70290 to #70212 - akkere ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
Do you know this person and vice versa enough that he'd be willing to respond to your "help"? Like, do you have some kind of established connection?
#70206 - potatoo (05/05/2013) [-]
Does anyone have a bunch of good motivational clips or speeches. My plan is to listen to them when i wake up and when i'm gonna work out so i probably need about 30-40 minutes. If you contribute i love you.

pic unrelated
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User avatar #70213 to #70206 - medewu (05/05/2013) [-]
ifeelunmotivated.com/

BAM Go here listen to the different speech's and shit feel motivated! LIFT LIKE A GOD!
#70201 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
Someone know an effective way to get and abortion? :) some tea or whatever
User avatar #70221 to #70201 - nightmaren (05/05/2013) [-]
Jump in front of a bus
#70232 to #70221 - missing (05/05/2013) [-]
You can also get insurance money so a win win situation.
User avatar #70256 to #70232 - nightmaren (05/05/2013) [-]
Precisely
User avatar #70219 to #70201 - aclopolipse (05/05/2013) [-]
Go to an abortion clinic, just make sure to steer clear of any Catholic vandals.
User avatar #70214 to #70201 - ilovelsloths (05/05/2013) [-]
Don't eat.
User avatar #70205 to #70201 - medewu (05/05/2013) [-]
Staircase a really really big one.. fall down! your welcome!
#70204 to #70201 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
lots of whiskey shots, your child will be crippled
User avatar #70203 to #70201 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
coathanger
User avatar #70196 - derpityhurr (05/05/2013) [-]
buying dicks
#70195 - heeveejeevees (05/05/2013) [-]
I just love dressing my dog up.
User avatar #70222 to #70195 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
das a cute dog my sexi friend
User avatar #70270 to #70268 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
i want a goddamn dog
User avatar #70278 to #70277 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
you...
User avatar #70281 to #70278 - heeveejeevees (05/05/2013) [-]
but srsly though, buy a dog. Its like a cat, but a dog.
User avatar #70282 to #70281 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
not allowed.
User avatar #70291 to #70282 - heeveejeevees (05/05/2013) [-]
why not?
User avatar #70292 to #70291 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
not enough space, and my parents are saying that me and my sister will not walk them anyways for some reason.
User avatar #70294 to #70292 - heeveejeevees (05/05/2013) [-]
that's kinda sad. you should take more responsibility
User avatar #70295 to #70294 - Timmietim (05/05/2013) [-]
that's what they say we will do.
And at the same time they complain that i don't go outside enough.
I never had a dog
User avatar #70191 - ReviloNosnibor (05/05/2013) [-]
What do you know about wearing a wolf on your noggin?
#70192 to #70191 - amissingmouse (05/05/2013) [-]
I know plenty.
Pic related.
#70197 to #70192 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
User avatar #70193 to #70192 - ReviloNosnibor (05/05/2013) [-]
Well played, I don't know what I should have expected. XD
User avatar #70194 to #70193 - amissingmouse (05/05/2013) [-]
I suppose so.
#70189 - danzeebass (05/05/2013) [-]
**danzeebass rolled a random image posted in comment #4175957 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. **   
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#70179 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
so yeah, that went well. When i finally decide to tell her that i like her and now i feel like crap, i think she thought it was one of my friends though (birthday was on the weekend, had a few guys over and they wouldn't stop screwing around on my computer)
#70180 to #70179 - satanlovesyouall (05/05/2013) [-]
Probably should have eased into it... Saying stuff like that out of nowhere can catch someone off guard.
User avatar #70182 to #70180 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
i talk to her constantly about all sorts of stuff though
#70184 to #70182 - satanlovesyouall (05/05/2013) [-]
I'm guessing not this stuff though. She probably thinks of you as a friend right now, or just someone she can say whatever too. Also saying that stuff over facebook doesn't show much confidence.
User avatar #70185 to #70184 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
but i don't have any confidence
#70186 to #70185 - satanlovesyouall (05/05/2013) [-]
You have no idea how powerful your brain is. If you believe you're confident, then you will be. If you believe you have no confidence, then you will continue to believe that. Change your way of thinking and everything will go just fine, I promise you.
User avatar #70187 to #70186 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
but the problem isn't talking to people it's starting to talk to them, i all ways think that i shouldn't bother them because they probably have better stuff to be doing
#70188 to #70187 - satanlovesyouall (05/05/2013) [-]
Who the hell cares if they have something better to do or not? Also I think this whole thing has boiled down to the real issue. "Confidence".
Just work on that, and everything will be good. I don't know how to help you there though. That kind of thing has to be worked on by yourself in your own mind.
User avatar #70190 to #70188 - zaxzwim ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
well thanks anyway
User avatar #70174 - advicedude (05/05/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I just need some general tips for asking a girl out. Thanks ;)
User avatar #70200 to #70174 - medewu (05/05/2013) [-]
Shoot the President to show your love for the girl!
#70177 to #70174 - satanlovesyouall (05/05/2013) [-]
Cut off your ear, and present it to her as a gift.
User avatar #70176 to #70174 - smashingprodigy (05/05/2013) [-]
Look presentable. Be confident, but not cocky. If engaged in conversation, be sure to mention her name a few times. This way you're keeping her attention while still showing an interest. Just don't overdo it.

IF all else fails, tell her you lift.
User avatar #70175 to #70174 - daryldixon (05/05/2013) [-]
man up and be like yo bitch me+you+bowling, movie, i dont know what the fuck is going on where you live, saturday night, be there
User avatar #70169 - roflstorm (05/05/2013) [-]
Guys....This Friday will be the 15th anniversary of when my "mother" left my father for a drug addict. 15 long years have i not seen my own mother. I was never taught compassion, or kindness, or subtlety, or even to love another human being. My dad has gone to hell and back to fill in the mother place in my life. He's given a valiant effort to teach me lessons only a mother could pull off. I've never been read to and i don't recall ever been kissed goodnight or woken up nicely. Everything a mother teaches you in life has been neglected from me. My dad has gone almost literally to hell and back to keep my and my sister in line, and it's worked just fine. So i must ask......
What is it like to have a mother? Someone to love you. Someone to truly love you like only a mother can.
What is it like?
User avatar #70216 to #70169 - ilovelsloths (05/05/2013) [-]
I feel you man *brofist*
User avatar #70173 to #70169 - Zarke (05/05/2013) [-]
Like a father, but with a vagina.

In all seriousness, I don't differentiate much between mothers and fathers and the lessons they teach their kids, especially with homosexual couples slowly becoming more prevalent. The real benefit comes from having two parents with different worldviews who both love you. Some of that is undoubtedly shaped by their upbringings within their respective genders, but there's no reason why a strong male figure couldn't teach you the values of compassion or love. You appreciate that your father's doing what he can, and that's the best you can do for your situation.
User avatar #70208 to #70173 - roflstorm (05/05/2013) [-]
Thanks bud
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#70170 to #70166 - aclopolipse (05/05/2013) [-]
Something that I feel must be said that I fear won't be before replies start pouring in is that you're not going to get a straight, coherent, or most of all universal answer. First and foremost, growing up with a single father from an early age is something that few people have gone through, and few people could imagine growing up without a mother. It would be incredibly hard to articulate something to someone with no conception of what you're talking about. Another thing - you're probably not going to get any manner of objective answer, simply because everyone's experience is vastly different. Some mothers were overprotective, others overbearing, some wanted their children to succeed in school more than anything, and others made sure that their child to be able to take care of themselves in the big bad world. I'm sorry that I can't do more to help, but I can't think of a way to present such an experience that you may truly understand it.
User avatar #70209 to #70170 - roflstorm (05/05/2013) [-]
It's cool. I just wanted to know. Thanks anyway, bud.
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User avatar #70161 - leaffuckerson (05/05/2013) [-]
Does anyone know of a good free Anti virus? I'd appreciate some help,
User avatar #70172 to #70161 - medewu (05/05/2013) [-]
AVG
User avatar #70162 to #70161 - Metallicock (05/05/2013) [-]
MSE along with Ad block has worked pretty good for me
User avatar #70149 - explosivelightning (05/05/2013) [-]
i need a hobby, preferably one that can be tied to social interaction
#70153 to #70149 - harryblazer (05/05/2013) [-]
masturbation
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User avatar #70154 to #70153 - explosivelightning (05/05/2013) [-]
i fail to see how that ties to social interaction
User avatar #70168 to #70154 - nightmaren (05/05/2013) [-]
use your imagination
User avatar #70164 to #70154 - Metallicock (05/05/2013) [-]
play soggy biscuit
#70157 to #70154 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
circle jerk
User avatar #70158 to #70157 - explosivelightning (05/05/2013) [-]
ladies and gentlemen we have our answer
#70155 to #70154 - harryblazer (05/05/2013) [-]
then you're not doing it right
User avatar #70138 - sonicwind (05/05/2013) [-]
can someone help me out with the response pict where the guy is about to say something but then puts his finger down and doesnt. (ya i know not helpful)
User avatar #70134 - rokkarokkaali (05/05/2013) [-]
not really advice. Just question. I have a black cat. Stereotypical black cat. But he has one white whisker while the others are black. Why is that?
User avatar #70136 to #70134 - aklidic (05/05/2013) [-]
the transformation has begun
LEAVE WHILE YOU CAN
User avatar #70137 to #70136 - rokkarokkaali (05/05/2013) [-]
but he's licking my hand
User avatar #70198 to #70137 - davvi (05/05/2013) [-]
then you're already infected. IT'S TOO LATE
User avatar #70226 to #70198 - georgesmoustache (05/05/2013) [-]
Should I start the funeral party?
#70129 - rambomanthree (05/05/2013) [-]
so, my father just added me on facebook after not seeing him for almost 10 years... long story short he was a major dick to me. then has the audacity to tell me "your life is in shambles and your mother is a failure, you should come live with me so you dont have to put up with her anymore" and for some fucking reason he is pressuring my ass to stay with him...after what he did

I'd rather be homeless than stay with an alcoholic bible gripping neo nazi.. but he apologized for what he did to me.. being abusive and all. and honestly.. im living in poverty and he offered to get me a job... and get me a drivers licence.. but what he did to be was god awful..

im very angry with him... should i forgive him? or tell him to fuck off?'

im leaning towards telling him to fuck off
User avatar #70181 to #70129 - rhiaanor (05/05/2013) [-]
Being succesful through the wrong means isn't succesful. I'll leave it at that, you decide for yourself.
User avatar #70165 to #70129 - Metallicock (05/05/2013) [-]
I can relate to this, tell him to fuck off.
#70133 to #70129 - nightmaren (05/05/2013) [-]
If you hate him so much, and he was a cunt to you, go live with him, and just use him. Get your shit together, get a job, a license, some money in the bank, etc;, and then when you think you're set, tell him to get fucked, and then bounce.
If you hate him so much, and he was a cunt to you, go live with him, and just use him. Get your shit together, get a job, a license, some money in the bank, etc;, and then when you think you're set, tell him to get fucked, and then bounce.
User avatar #70141 to #70133 - dumerveil (05/05/2013) [-]
Don't do this.
User avatar #70142 to #70141 - nightmaren (05/05/2013) [-]
But maybe do it.
User avatar #70143 to #70142 - dumerveil (05/05/2013) [-]
But mostly not.
User avatar #70145 to #70143 - nightmaren (05/05/2013) [-]
But maybe though
User avatar #70123 - wackaboom (05/05/2013) [-]
I need help, my alienware m18x laptop has lag problems, it goes smoothly for a couple minutes in games and then drops to 3-4 fps, anybody has had the same problem or know why it does this?
User avatar #70199 to #70123 - davvi (05/05/2013) [-]
sounds like it overheats quite quickly, maybe your fan is broken or dusty
User avatar #70122 - lolkoi (05/05/2013) [-]
A few (like 2) girls have called me adorable.. To any girls, is that a good thing?
#70202 to #70122 - N. Korean citizen (05/05/2013) [-]
Means they think you're adorable, I wouldn't think of it as much. At least they don't think you're ugly?? But they definitely don't think you're attractive. I don't know :P
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