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User avatar #136202 - lolwutthef (05/30/2014) [-]
So today was my last day of school, the yearbook has been a bit off track and today was our last day to finish it, 3 people in my class came and were scattered around school, apparently my tech teacher did not inform other teachers where i would be eve tho she said she would, now my principal wants to add that i am a "truant" and that i "willingly skipped various classes" in my permanent discipline record... how can i fix this, i didn't do it intentionally, and i am raging borderline psychotic break...
User avatar #136367 to #136202 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
Go tell the Tech teacher. Get her to help you out.
Show that you worked on the yearbook.

Tell the principal that you disagree with his accusations. In the most formal way possible. Going in, informal, is a bad idea.
Get your parents to back you up.
Get the other students who worked on the yearbook to back you up.
User avatar #136264 to #136202 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Definitely tell whoever it is that you're in yearbook. Bring the teacher in charge of yearbook with you as well as your alibi. PS there's no such thing as a permanent record, it's not going to college. Unless you're not in the US then forget what I said
User avatar #136319 to #136264 - lolwutthef (05/31/2014) [-]
im in an international school, does it count?
User avatar #136321 to #136319 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
I have no idea, I went to a public school in my area. But I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as a permanent record. The only thing colleges see is your transcript, which is your GPA and what you've gotten for each class you've been in. Seriously, no one will care if you skipped a class in school, they're just trying to scare you. Unless I'm totally wrong, I don't know how international schools work
User avatar #136261 to #136202 - teoberry (05/31/2014) [-]
Just talk to the tech teacher. Say "I'm in a bit of a mess because the principal didn't know I was working on yearbook, and now I could be in big trouble". As long as you don't sound dickish and try to blame her, you'll be fine
User avatar #136224 to #136202 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
go up to them professionaly and tel the person whos in charge, or talk to your counselor what went down.

dont go in there all pissed off n shit, cause they wont take you srs. id think talking to your counselor first should give you better chances
#136199 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
Random question here. Bugging me for a month. Anyone know the creepypasta where this guy is an admin at a site or owns a site or something and some weird guy comes into his chatrooms saying weird shit about blood? I wish I could be more specific.
User avatar #136318 to #136199 - terriblytreble (05/31/2014) [-]
Funny Mouth?
User avatar #136320 to #136318 - lolwutthef (05/31/2014) [-]
i think thats it
User avatar #136203 to #136199 - lolwutthef (05/30/2014) [-]
i think i know what you're talking about, some "user 66" or some shit, right? cant recall the name exactly tho... sorry
#136260 to #136203 - fefe (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah it was weird. I know theres a similar one called Chatroom 98 but its not the same thing.
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User avatar #136371 to #136197 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
'I'm far too unattractive and far too boring to ever get someone."

Even Honey Boo-Boo Child's mother has a boyfriend.


All it takes is being social.
Go out there, be as social as you can, and with time you will find someone.
Don't focus on your imperfections, it'll only make them worse.
#136329 to #136197 - dehumanizer (05/31/2014) [-]
welcome to the pack

dont forget, you're here forever
User avatar #136268 to #136197 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
I'm just going to reply right here.

Anyway, don't fight anyone; don't do anything you'll regret; don't even think about them. I know it's hard to ignore people you hate (oh, boy do I know how hard it is) but fighting isn't going to do justice. What you need to do is stay away, do something to occupy yourself, and don't think about them.

Learning martial art is for self-defense. Yeah, I know I can't stop you, but at least think about what you're planning to do before you do it. Get the bitch out of your life, also/
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User avatar #136273 to #136269 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Damn that sucks. Well, no one can stop you from doing so; I mean, you have every right to because what he did was awful. Personally, I don't like fighting, so I wouldn't do it. I'd definitely figure a way to get revenge though. I just hope everything goes good for you from here on out.
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User avatar #136276 to #136275 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, probably.
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User avatar #136279 to #136278 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
No problem. .
#136232 to #136197 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
back in this bitch to drop knowledge on yo punk ass

Maaaaaan wtf you gonna let that bitch pick on you and make you cry like a lil bitch?
while yo dumbass is crying over how she fucked you over, she probably getting plowed by three big black cocks! step up yo game hombre! theyre millions of women out there to be crying over one bitch? dont ever put standard in front of you man, ive seen fat ugly fucks with 10/10 women, its all in the wrist man. no one is out of your league, if you got good game you can get anyone

dont worry about that hoe man, its all in the past mate. karma will eventual;luy get her. she'll probably die in a roller coaster incident ? just stay positive out there. theyre are women everywhere you turn. so dont be shy tyo smile and spit some game on them. girls love it when you give them attention.
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User avatar #136265 to #136242 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Hun, that was your first girlfriend. Unless you're a Duggar, where they all somehow magically find the one person they're going to marry before they even consider dating the person, you're not going to be forever alone.
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User avatar #136271 to #136270 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
They're a super duper religious family. Look up "19 Kids and Counting." I respect them for what they do but sometimes I can't help but laugh about them. Like they call dating "courting" and anything past a side hug is practically scandalous. Oh no, they did a partial front hug, next thing you know is they're full frontal hugging and holding hands!
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User avatar #136274 to #136272 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
It's a comparison, no worries. It doesn't sound stupid, you fell for the girl you thought she was. Slut...?
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User avatar #136284 to #136283 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Ah. Well, not trying to defend her, but girls like sex as much as guys. But the cheating isn't right :|
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User avatar #136287 to #136285 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
That's actually really respectable. Who cares what other guys say, that's actually really good.

Oh I completely understand, I had a similar situation with an ex. Not cheating, but he asked me back so many times and abused how he did asked me to the point that I'm absolutely repulsed of having done anything with him and the fact I allowed him into my life. So I understand. Feel free to say it if it helps get it off your chest a bit
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User avatar #136290 to #136288 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Have you tried meeting other girls? Maybe being home isn't the greatest way to help you, I know since coming home I've been a little depressed because of all the memories. I just wanna move on, ya know? So maybe you being somewhere completely different, getting a fresh start might help you a bit. I dunno, I suck at advice sometimes.
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User avatar #136293 to #136292 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHA I like you. What's up with the 3rd girl? Too old, prof, relative, jailbait...?
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User avatar #136297 to #136294 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Yikes I can see why you can't really have that kind of relationship. Maybe you can pursue her when she's NOT your therapist...? Like no longer your therapist, not when she's not working.
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User avatar #136315 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Glad to have helped you. Yeah, women are a little crazy, there needs to be a better balance between the genders. I think the moment you stop looking for that one girl for you or the moment you get over this ex is when you'll find someone that knocks your socks off
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User avatar #136313 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Well that's good for you then! I wish you luck and strength on your journey in life and finding yourself a wifey
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User avatar #136311 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
I like to believe something good ends up happening for those who do good. Otherwise, what's the point in living anymore? I dunno, I think you'll do fine and that this situation is a test of your strength I'm not Christian, but I do believe life tests you to see if you can handle what's going to happen later in the future.
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User avatar #136309 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Well good for you! You're a better person than her and that's all that matters!!
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User avatar #136307 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Hey man, you were hurting. You've got nothing to blame yourself for back then. The point is that you now realize your mistakes and that you know better now. Focus on the positive. Hell, bitch her out!
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User avatar #136305 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh. Well the best you can do then is to learn from your mistakes. Your heart tends to say "fuck you" to anything and everything that says the exact opposite of what it feels.
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User avatar #136303 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Crap we hit the reply limit. Don't think of it as you being naive though. You know better now and it just happens to be that she knew what to say. I dunno how to explain this well. It's not your fault, is what I'm trying to say.
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User avatar #136301 to #136300 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
It could very well be you wanting stuff you can't get. Which you'll figure out with time. I think the reason why you can't get over your ex is because your trust was broken so badly and you can't believe that you allowed yourself to get into this kind of situation. Maybe?
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User avatar #136211 to #136197 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm sure you're bored of hearing all the 'plenty more fish in sea' sort of lines. Truth is life is hard and you have to grab it by the balls! In life you get no do-overs, life is cruel but don't let it get you down. There will always be people who have it worse than you, which you can be happy about and there will almost always be people that have it better than you BUT there are two things you can do from here...

You can either give up and just do the easy thing to waste your life away because believe me that takes no effort, or you can think 'why the fuck should other people have it better than me' and make life your bitch! If you have no job, do your best to find one, show people that you want the job badly and they'll see your motivation and be more likely to give you one. If your looking for a woman in your life find out what women like and see where what you have and what they want overlap and improve that part. If they want someone they can just talk to like another human being, just talk to htem like they're another human being, not like you're trying to impress them or any of that shit. If they're looking for someone who can look after them then show them that you can, be there for them when you need them and maybe even get into shape.

!!Women like a man with ambition!!! FACT!

Don't wanna seem like a douchebag fag but i'm rather experienced in making lady friends (if you get what I mean).
Feel free to add me as a friend if you ever wanna chat about anything
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User avatar #136218 to #136214 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Sounds to me like you've got your shit together, you're smart, you have a good education, you're in shape and already have a job lined up. It's good to be critical, it shows that you're striving for improvement but you just need to cut yourself some slack every so often. Give your mind the rest it needs and the validation that you're doing awesome!
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User avatar #136226 to #136221 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
That's the thing, it's all in your head! There isn't anything wrong with you, you're just a critical person. What's wrong is that people are telling you there's something wrong with you because the majority or 'social norm' is to not be so critical and because you are they label you as different then because someone is apparently qualified in telling people that they're different you believe them as they have a qualification in telling people they're different.

You need to try and stop believing what people are telling you and believe in what you think and what you know because it's going on in your mind, nobody else's and you are the one living with it so you can either go against your own mind and be 'oh there must be something wrong with me because somebody else says so' or you can more like 'okay, so this is what's going on inside my head and I've gotten a great education and i'm fit and healthy with this mind set so why are people trying to change me'.

This probably sounds like it's worded horribly but i'm no writer.
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User avatar #136229 to #136228 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I really don't know what else to suggest sorry all out of ideas.
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#136201 to #136197 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
This picture ad might be a little over-exaggerated (and most likely fake), it still can be true. Girls like confidence, girls like nice guys (contrary to the popular belief of girls dating d-bags), and, hell, there are quite a few girls who like sensitive guys. You don't even have to be the "best" looking, or the guy full of muscles; the guy, however, that you have to be is: you. Also, the girls who just want a guy for looks is not
the type of girl you need or should want.

Though, working out, like minutes said, should help you, if you ever need. Yeah, it'll probably be hard, but worth it in the end. Also, if you do decide to get with another girl, it will help you to completely forget about the girl who tricked you. Moving on is the best way to deal with these things and thinking positively will help you to get someone else.

If you have trust issues, that might be one challenge, however, that can be dealt with. I'll give you a few links to help you out there:
www.goodtherapy.org/therapy-for-trust-issues.html
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There are plenty of more links on Google, if needed. Talking to people can and will help you, whether it be on here, another website, in real life, etc.

I never used this site before, but it was on some comps before, so it should be good:
blahtherapy.com/ You talk to strangers (think free therapy) and it could help you.

And that's all the advice I got for now.
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User avatar #136206 to #136205 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, technically speaking, you can with face surgery which is not recommended . However, my point still stands with the looks and all; all you really need is a good personality and have confidence in yourself.

If you're really bored, maybe you should go out and do stuff; go to clubs, a park, or find a new hobby that you think you'll enjoy. Maybe that'll help out your boredom.

Well, at least you're talking to someone and getting help.
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User avatar #136208 to #136207 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
I feel the same way (about myself, I mean), to be honest. Do you feel like you're boring when you first meet someone or do you still feel that way whenever you get close to someone?
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User avatar #136215 to #136209 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Hmm..that could be a problem. You could meeting someone online believe me, it isn't as bad as it sounds . That way, you get to meet more people who are different than the ones who you see/know in real life.

Speaking from experience, it is actually pretty good and helps sometimes, especially if I don't have anything in common with others in my area. You can find an online best friend, group friends, hell even a girlfriend (if you're willing to give it a shot).

I'm assuming that you had not try doing that yet.
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User avatar #136222 to #136217 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, I didn't actually go on dating sites. I just met people on various sites; I met this girl on one site as friends as first, then we slowly moved up, and started dating. Though, I won't blame you for thinking that. If you want to just become friends with someone, FJ is actually full of cool people, so there's that.
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User avatar #136225 to #136223 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, that's something, at least. Yeah, that's one of the bad things about technology, at least with phones, is that practically everyone is addicted to it.
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User avatar #136231 to #136227 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Ah, that sucks. When I went to a different school for a couple months (not even close to a year) I liked a couple of girls; chickened out and miss the opportunity. I sort of regret it now. So, I definitely know how you feel.

I don't think there's anything wrong with being attracted to your therapist; you've been talking to her a lot, see her often, etc., so you developed feelings for her. Just don't act upon those feelings, no matter how desperate you are, though.
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User avatar #136241 to #136239 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Lol okay. Just making sure.
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User avatar #136244 to #136243 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Well, if you understand that it's okay and don't act upon it, then that's good. Sorry if I couldn't help you, though. I'm sure you'll meet someone eventually.
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User avatar #136259 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
I guess I can see what you mean.
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User avatar #136254 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Now, that's a great thing to do.
User avatar #136255 to #136254 - oborawatabinost (05/31/2014) [-]
I guess. I don't really see any other way. I don't feel like I'm capable of being a 'bad' person. But doing bad things to bad people, that I can do. Sounds hypocritical, but I look at it a little differently.
User avatar #136252 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
(ran out of replies, so I had to reply here)

No, trust me, it does. You just have to be patient, but also have to work for it to get a good girl, nice life, etc. No matter what happens, though, you'll always be better than those who are not good. I don't know what else to say, besides telling you good luck and just be proud of who you are.

Now, if you ever need to talk to someone besides your therapist, feel free to add me and I'll be willing to talk.
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User avatar #136250 to #136249 - fistfireace (05/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, booties have a magical power to get men under their spell.

Eh, you'll find someone in the future. Maybe not now, nor tomorrow, but someday. You seem like a good person.
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#136198 to #136197 - minutes ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Don't think so bad about yourself. If you were able to attract one woman, you can attract another one. Just give it some time man and you will find a girl that suits you better.

And hey, being single has it's positive aspects too! You can now spent a lot of time on stuff you actually enjoy doing, get a new hobby and learn more about yourself, make yourself more interesting. I would recommend working out, it makes you more attractive, more self confident and you have a lot time to think about stuff.

It will be fine man. Also if you ever need someone to talk about anything, i am usually here, or you can pm me if you want.
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#136213 to #136204 - minutes ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
If you're not out of shape you can get a decent girl man. By being only a bit muscular you already are better then 60% of all guys in general.

Doing cardio is also a great way to order your mind.
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User avatar #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/30/2014) [-]
How do I deal with my girlfriend?
#136372 to #136196 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
I can't argue against her points.   
   
She makes extremely valid points.   
   
   
She's just afraid you two are taking things too quickly.   
She's afraid it may be a simple, quick, meaningless relationship; One that is solely for attention. You know, the stereotypical high-school relationship.   
   
Give her time.   
After all College is a big deal. If she chooses to go to the same college/ university as you, over a college/ university more geared towards her desired field of education, that will heavily change her life forever.   
   
Show her that you mean what you said.   
Just wait this one out. Don't freak out. Put yourself in her shoes.
I can't argue against her points.

She makes extremely valid points.


She's just afraid you two are taking things too quickly.
She's afraid it may be a simple, quick, meaningless relationship; One that is solely for attention. You know, the stereotypical high-school relationship.

Give her time.
After all College is a big deal. If she chooses to go to the same college/ university as you, over a college/ university more geared towards her desired field of education, that will heavily change her life forever.

Show her that you mean what you said.
Just wait this one out. Don't freak out. Put yourself in her shoes.
User avatar #136405 to #136372 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Of course she makes extremely valid points. She's the most down to earth girl I've ever met. She's not prissy, attention whorish... The points she's making is what I was thinking last year when I went off to college. I almost broke up with her in the summer last year, but she convinced me to stay with her. I did. And everything was amazing. Then we got into a bit of a rut where I only paid attention to her when the conversation got dirty. She brought that up in November... and I told her I didn't know why I liked her. Our relationship became stale, ya know? Just because of the distance and I was already beginning to doubt our relationship.

I was thinking exactly what she is thinking right now. And this time around, I don't have a doubt in the world about wanting to be with her.
#136406 to #136405 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
Honestly, it sounds like you already know how to deal with her.   
   
Just tell her you completely understand, sit back, and wait.
Honestly, it sounds like you already know how to deal with her.

Just tell her you completely understand, sit back, and wait.
User avatar #136407 to #136406 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
We're going to have a conversation tonight. I'm afraid that... If I don't... express/communicate my feelings correctly, we'll end up separating. It might be a good thing for us...? I wish I knew what her intentions were. If she'd want to work past this spot, or if she's already made up her mind as what to do.
User avatar #136286 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Additionally, she's going to be a senior, I'm going to be a sophomore in college. Distance isn't an issue. We're young, I know, but I've just got this feeling... about her.
User avatar #136282 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
Sorry. It's out of order. She's just... gotten distant... Like, we've had our troubles. I broke up with her in November, after we've been dating for over a year, but then I saw her, missed her, and managed to convince her to get back together with me. It was perfectly fine. Then, the doubt came in. I honestly don't think I did anything.
User avatar #136281 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
I don't want the pressure of having to make sure I hang out with you every other day. I don't to feel obligated to anything. I don't want to plan our future together or talk about what we're going to do next year together or ten years from now. That's so far away from us. and it's so possible that we'd eventually end up together.. but sometimes i just can't see it working out completely. sometimes you just bug the freaking crap out of me Like when you get in that fast-paced go go go mood and you set your mind on one thing without caring what's in between. when you can't just chill and go with the flow and let things happen whichever way they wanna happen because you have to plan every little thing ten times in advance. Or when you're just not particularly nice to people or act like a jerk to seem better than others. Or when you complain about money and feel sorry for yourself. Or when you sneeze in my face. Or when you randomly point at things and name what they are just to use up spare air.

i love you and i hate the idea of not being able to tell you all of my stupid stories and come to you with exciting news. I love having you there for me when I need someone to talk to or to make me laugh when I need it. That's what I want from you.

I want you to be my best friend like you always have been and not feel like I have to fulfill some expectation you have of me being the perfect girlfriend.

I really have no idea what I want. So i'm sorry if I've confused you because I've confused myself. But that's what has been on my mind. I don't know. "

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User avatar #136280 to #136196 - bobvonbobby (05/31/2014) [-]
She asked for space. I gave her space. This is her thinking.

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you didn't do anything.
I don't know.
I just feel confused.
I've just been thinking a lot about the future. And yeah.. it just makes me feel like we are eventually going to break up at some point, so time now is sort of wasted. Although I love being with you.
I'm legit split 50/50 on all of my feelings.

I half want to go to college near you so we can see each other all the time and it'd be awesome. get married. live a happy life together and la dee da.

but it's the other half that's holding me back. the half that doesn't want my future completely figured out at 17. I want to be able to go to whatever college I want to without Google mapping how far it is from you first. I just want to have so many experiences in my life outside of you.

I think about my high school years, and if we at some point don't work out in the future, I don't want everything I remember to be of you. because it has been so far.

I just think we need to cool it down a little. I mean, you say I mean the world to you. but I don't want to. I don't want you to mean everything to me. because last time that happened, you left. and then I felt like I had nothing.

please don't act like I'm the only thing you have in the world. I'm not. I don't want that responsibility on me.
User avatar #136266 to #136196 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Details?
#136236 to #136196 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
alil more info could help?   
   
like is the bitch dying?   
or is she going all lesbian on you caus ethe dick aint good?   
maybe she just a stupid bitch trying to make your klife impossible?    
   
nigga idk??!! info details, dick pics? you know what i mean
alil more info could help?

like is the bitch dying?
or is she going all lesbian on you caus ethe dick aint good?
maybe she just a stupid bitch trying to make your klife impossible?

nigga idk??!! info details, dick pics? you know what i mean
User avatar #136210 to #136196 - alexanderburns ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Put on sunglasses, cross your arms, and lean back a bit.
User avatar #136200 to #136196 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
very vague question, relationships are about compromising, and if there isnt any way to compromise, theres no real reason to stay in a unhappy relationship
User avatar #136188 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
can somebody explain what a neck beard is, i have a full beard but when i google "neck beard" theres alot of pictures of full bearded people, my jaw is long so cant really have bald spot under my chin

or is neck beards just the supreme gentelmen intelectual people that cant grow beards above their chin?
User avatar #136189 to #136188 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Pretty much both, though the latter being a derogatory term as stated on here:
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=neckbeard
User avatar #136190 to #136189 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
i do groom my beard, and i quess i shave of the hear that grows on my neck, still have my whole chin covered
User avatar #136191 to #136190 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
If you groom it and shave the neck area (the chin area doesn't count, I believe) then you don't have a neck beard. Honestly, I don't know why I said, "Pretty much both."

People on this site usually just refer neck beards as the derogatory term (for example, the last sentence in your first comment).
User avatar #136192 to #136191 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
ah nice, thank yas

User avatar #136193 to #136192 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#136182 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
Is it weird that I'm almost 19 years old and I still can't watch scary movies? Someone have something insightful about that?

inb4 you're a pussy.
You're probably right.
User avatar #136267 to #136182 - solareyes (05/31/2014) [-]
Not at all. I can't watch scary movies cuz of an overwhelming fear of the dark I sometimes have. Scary movies just make it 1000x worse for me. I'm almost 19 too if that helps
User avatar #136237 to #136182 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
just takes some time i guess?

i dont like screamer movies or whatever its called where sopmething pops into the screen and scares you.

just watch them at home in the evening, take baby steps. and remember its all fake helps me
User avatar #136194 to #136182 - averagewhitekid ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I still can't solo or anything
But whenever I'm with friends I usually just joke about it and don't find it that scary
User avatar #136187 to #136182 - thumbsdenied (05/30/2014) [-]
theres alot of people that cant watch scary movies im quessin.

i get petrified in horror games and will not enter scary houses in amusment parks
User avatar #136186 to #136182 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
My friend is 19 and he can't either.


He's a huge pussy though.
#136180 - ninjanna (05/30/2014) [-]
how do you get the tags seperated again?
User avatar #136373 to #136180 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
Typically:
Add a space or comma between each tag.
#136389 to #136373 - ninjanna (05/31/2014) [-]
yes

i've tried that several times

thanks anyway
User avatar #136181 to #136180 - ninjanna (05/30/2014) [-]
its deviantart
User avatar #136176 - beatmasterz ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
How do I stop rocking back and forth when I sit on a chair? I don't want to look like an aspie.
User avatar #136374 to #136176 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (05/31/2014) [-]
Clearly you made a habit out of it.

Break the habit.
Once you realize you're rocking, force yourself to stop.
Become self-aware of the rocking and stop it.
The longer you're able to stop the rocking, the better.
Do this each time you notice that you're rocking back and forth.
User avatar #136178 to #136176 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
>stop sitting on rocking chairs
>stay still
User avatar #136185 to #136178 - beatmasterz ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
great advice, why didn't I think of this?
#136164 - hsm (05/30/2014) [-]
Guys i need some help. I need to know where i can find some free un-copyrighted music.
User avatar #136324 to #136183 - hsm (05/31/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #136167 to #136164 - charizarddad (05/30/2014) [-]
dont know if this would help but www.youtube.com/user/NoCopyrightSounds/videos has tons on un copyrighted music
User avatar #136325 to #136167 - hsm (05/31/2014) [-]
Thank you. Because of you pointing me in the right direction, i found 2 channels on youtube which give away free music. Thanks again bro.
#136160 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
Where the fuck do I meet girls? I am done with school and now have about 3 month free time with 0 responsibility. I really don't know what to do with all that time and i feel pretty lonely at the moment. Where the hell does one find a girl? It's not like i don't leave my house but the only places i ever get in contact with the other gender are partys and that's only like once every 2 weeks or something so it doesn't really cut it. Since I will probably leave for college in a few month, joining a club or something like that is out of question. Any advice?



#136238 to #136160 - saltybanana (05/30/2014) [-]
maaah brotha came to the right place!   
   
well its abit difficult cause i dont know where you live? but when my friends go out i usually tag along to like the mall, bowling alleys, dark alleys, shit even the beach.    
   
need to go where its highly populated such the beach!  and near you as well, dont wanna meet someone who is across town  dont be shy, and just confront one be like "sup mah! sorry if i scared yah got me bout 8 inches, yeah i know you want this , bitch dont you leave me!"  im joking, but just be confident seem like you are  its the summer so i highly doubt someone will let you done, errbody wants to be going out. and who knows you might find your special someone in the process?
maaah brotha came to the right place!

well its abit difficult cause i dont know where you live? but when my friends go out i usually tag along to like the mall, bowling alleys, dark alleys, shit even the beach.

need to go where its highly populated such the beach! and near you as well, dont wanna meet someone who is across town dont be shy, and just confront one be like "sup mah! sorry if i scared yah got me bout 8 inches, yeah i know you want this , bitch dont you leave me!" im joking, but just be confident seem like you are its the summer so i highly doubt someone will let you done, errbody wants to be going out. and who knows you might find your special someone in the process?
User avatar #136177 to #136160 - solareyes (05/30/2014) [-]
Get a job, make some extra money. You can meet tons of girls depending on where you end up working
User avatar #136161 to #136160 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
go to mall with a friend and make a game to get as many numbers as possible

also Tinder
#136162 to #136161 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
How does one get a number of a complete stranger? I mean i got some from girls in the past but they were drunk and well we had a topic to talk about since we attended the same party..
#136154 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
When my brother was younger he'd argue with my parents really bad, he'd smash up the house and hit my mother. When I got involved once, he smashed up my bedroom when I was a 12 year old girl. When I was 14 he beat me up so bad the police were called by the neighbours. My whole teenage years, ongoing to now has been really traumatic.

He's now 25, still living with the parents. He'd still argue and always get his own way because it's easier, he talks to people like shit and makes my 50 year old mum cry. When this happens, I get incredibly stressed and go into an almost vegitive state that can last days.

Is this PTS?
User avatar #136195 to #136154 - loveyameanish (05/30/2014) [-]
I don't know about the PTS part, it's possible, but I'd just like to say I know your feel, my sister was the same way in our family and I was the only one who didn't take her shit. It ended with my mother actually siding with her out of fear, me having to move out, and my sister continuing to rule the household with pure abuse. People like that need to be dead.
User avatar #136159 to #136154 - ipostcp (05/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like your brother needs to leave. My brother is the same. Way.
#136152 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
LSD or mushrooms on a music festival?
(never took either)
or both?
User avatar #136246 to #136152 - awesomerninjathing (05/31/2014) [-]
first time shouldn't be at a music festival
User avatar #136151 - gayobliteratorhere (05/30/2014) [-]
I want to date short white girls who are in high school or collage

I know everything so is there some kind of special trick if your tall
User avatar #136155 to #136151 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
You can run faster than them coz you're taller
User avatar #136248 to #136155 - gayobliteratorhere (05/31/2014) [-]
but what about dating them
User avatar #136327 to #136248 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Girls dig a fast guy

sweep them off their feet etc.
User avatar #136153 to #136151 - Decode (05/30/2014) [-]
For dates, always get them starbucks at some point. It is a common thing among white girls to flock to starbucks. Be wary though, if others are at the drinking hole known as starbucks, or if she gets her order and it's wrong, the girl may feel threatened and go into a frenzy
User avatar #136247 to #136153 - gayobliteratorhere (05/31/2014) [-]
so ask them to go to starbucks
User avatar #136256 to #136247 - Decode (05/31/2014) [-]
ask them if they like starbucks, 9/10 will say yes, with the last one usually saying no because she doesn't like coffee, inform her they have other stuff then coffee. Then, for a first date, take her there, get something to drink/eat, and get to know each other. Have a lot of ways to make her laugh ready, thats a huge plus to girls, but as long as you don't let the conversation stop and you end up in awkward silence, the date will be a success. Easiest way to keep the conversation going long is to ask her about her life story, her dreams, what she likes, etc. Then sit there and listen, they will talk forever but you need to be paying attention, they will notice if you aren't. If they ask about you, have a few interesting things about to ready, talk about them do you don't seem like a boring guy, but do NOT talk as long as she did. Keep it short and sweet, make your point that you have good goals and dreams, make her laugh if you can, if you can't DON'T force it. Think up a funny or interesting story to tell her as well, use it whenever but it might be a lifesaver if it starts to become awkward silence, you need to break the silence with the story so shes interested again. So keep your talking about yourself short, then go back to asking different things about her. If you do all this successfully, you should have a great time!
User avatar #136257 to #136256 - gayobliteratorhere (05/31/2014) [-]
ok i'll try it
User avatar #136258 to #136257 - Decode (05/31/2014) [-]
above all, look confident, even if you're not. It's a turn off if you show up looking timid and scared. Good luck and godspeed m8, hope I was able to help ya
User avatar #136262 to #136258 - gayobliteratorhere (05/31/2014) [-]
Ok

except god is weak
User avatar #136148 - iliekcereal (05/30/2014) [-]
I have a dressy occasion at school tomorrow, and I'm wearing a dress shirt, vest, and tie. I think it looks good, but the only thing that worries me is my mom said something about the vest I'm going to wear being a suit vest, as in it's supposed to be worn with a jacket. I can't wear the jacket, because I'm going to be on stage and I'll be way too hot if I do. The front and back of the the vest are two different colors, but the back is nearly identical in color to the shirt I'm wearing. Will this be fine? Or should I not wear it?
User avatar #136179 to #136148 - nsfwcontent ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Depends how long you're on the stage for, if it's not long then put the coat on just before you go on to minimize the time you have it on. If you'll be on there for quite a while then don't wear it.
#136150 to #136148 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
you should ask another girl about this since us guys understand sweat but not skirt and complicated dress patterns
User avatar #136149 to #136148 - unseeingdonkey (05/30/2014) [-]
a picture or atleast an example would help
but i think itd be fine
coming from a guy who wears suits every saturady for speech tournaments
User avatar #136133 - huntergriff (05/30/2014) [-]
so...how hard is the ASVAB? I just took a practice one online from asvaber.com/
and It seemed pretty easy...
User avatar #136141 to #136133 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Isn't really that hard. Most people easily score in the 70's.
User avatar #136142 to #136141 - huntergriff (05/30/2014) [-]
hm. so...what score does it have to be if you want to do infantry shit?
User avatar #136143 to #136142 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
If you can breathe, the army will take you. Generally.
User avatar #136144 to #136143 - huntergriff (05/30/2014) [-]
hm...Interesting.
User avatar #136145 to #136144 - marinepenguin ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I don't remember specific scores to qualify, but I know it goes Army, Marines, Navy, Air Force in terms of difficulty getting in.
User avatar #136147 to #136145 - huntergriff (05/30/2014) [-]
because I mean I plan on joining the army in either in november or december.
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#136128 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
Is it wrong for me to be a tad aggravated that my friend would rather watch anime and jerk off all day rather than go to an amusement park with my school for a final school get together thing? Most likely we would just ditch the school rather than actually do any activities with them.
User avatar #136135 to #136128 - alecbaldwinning (05/30/2014) [-]
No, not at all. Anime and masturbation are for when you don't have anything else to do. Your friend is just a loser.
User avatar #136130 to #136128 - makotoitou (05/30/2014) [-]
which anime?
User avatar #136098 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Are there any other girls who get genuinely, sickeningly creeped out by 99% of the dudes on OkC and PoF?
I just looked for five minutes and I literally started feeling nasty. Like there's just no guys that kind of fit the profile I'm looking for in Oklahoma at all. It feels very disheartening.
User avatar #136169 to #136098 - thatnigger (05/30/2014) [-]
If you don't mind long distance for a while, you could look for people that live near to your area instead of in your area. You can get to know them before you get into a completely serious relationship as well but long distance hurts, so be careful if you do try it.
User avatar #136170 to #136169 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I've done long distance twice before and I didn't like it.
User avatar #136171 to #136170 - thatnigger (05/30/2014) [-]
Yea, it's not something you should look for, long distance should happen because it happens and if you get through it, it's hopefully worth the experience. Good Luck to you. :3
User avatar #136172 to #136171 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Haha thanks.
User avatar #136173 to #136172 - thatnigger (05/30/2014) [-]
That laugh in front of your thanks almost makes it sound like you're not really expecting too much but the advice on my part was decent. Nothing wrong with having a tad bit more hope or at least that's how I'm like. Go hard or go home, if you really want something to happen, even if it hurts when it doesn't happen, at least you know that you gave it your all and there were no 'what if's'. That's just me though, everyone's different.
User avatar #136174 to #136173 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Um, I wasn't really implying anything with the "haha", it was just there. I never said your advice wasn't decent.
User avatar #136175 to #136174 - thatnigger (05/30/2014) [-]
Sorry, I read way too far into things. >____< Sorry.
User avatar #136146 to #136098 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Seen your post, decided to check out PoF, became utterly disgusted. Yeah, if the men are anything like the females that I've seen, that's probably not a site you would want to go on.

Technically speaking, though, you don't actually need a dating site/service to meet someone. Though, I think there's an app that is actually could that can be used as a dating app. I don't know if it's good or not (my cousin says it is, but I never tried it, to be honest) - it's called MeetMe. You can try that, if you want.

But yeah, like someone else said, most guys who go on dating sites are usually...desperate and stuff. So, it might be hard to find a guy; maybe not, depending where you look.

Yeah, I'm not a female, but just offering a little advice.
User avatar #136168 to #136146 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
PoF and OkC are both dating apps and dating websites. The girls are gross too? Maybe I'll look at them lol.
User avatar #136184 to #136168 - fistfireace (05/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I see. Well, in my area they were. I just found a few decent ones, though.
User avatar #136137 to #136098 - alecbaldwinning (05/30/2014) [-]
hahahahahaha
#136139 to #136137 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #136126 to #136098 - redclover (05/30/2014) [-]
I clicked this board by accident when trying to go to a different one, but after reading this post, I thought I'd respond from the male perspective.

A lot of guys see dating sites as something only losers and virgins use, despite possibly being one of those losers or virgins. A lot of us don't want to associate ourselves with online dating because it would hurt our manly ego. The few that do are usually incredibly desperate to the point that they forget how to present themselves, or they are just looking for sex and are too broke for a hooker and think that dating websites are the ultimate free sex service.
User avatar #136140 to #136126 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Blah, I just feel like meeting guys irl is kind of a waste of time unfortunately.
#136114 to #136098 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
www.okcupid.com/profile/debateme_nobo
add me for free relationship
User avatar #136117 to #136114 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Nice joke profile.
#136122 to #136117 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
you're only 19 , just from life experience, rushing into relationships at such a young age is pretty dangerous. There is still time to develop from being an young adult to adult hood. Also over a relationship website?? i feel like you're making a mistake in life. Dont rush into things, Long lasting relation ships dont come through a computer screen
User avatar #136123 to #136122 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
except i met my ex that i was with for four years on world of warcraft
so
you're wrong.
#136124 to #136123 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
>ex
User avatar #136125 to #136124 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
>of four years
You said you can't get a long lasting relationship from a computer. You're wrong.
#136127 to #136125 - fefe (05/30/2014) [-]
i bet he was enticing other hot night elves behind your back
User avatar #136100 to #136098 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
there's a reason they're using dating sites
User avatar #136103 to #136100 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I guess I agree
But you could reverse that, and say "There's a reason you're using a dating site"
Sooo.
User avatar #136104 to #136103 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
are you gay or a girl?
User avatar #136106 to #136104 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
hence, "are there any other girls?"
User avatar #136108 to #136106 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
yeah but your profile says male

ehhh... maybe what you're searching for is too specific
User avatar #136112 to #136108 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, I like to stay ambiguous unless I'm on advice board. I'm a mystery.
But yeah, I'm penis-less so, yknow
Anyway
I don't think so. Just someone who doesn't just message me with "hey" or something creepy, and who looks decently nice with a personality and some kind of hobbies that relate to mine. The problem is that everyone either has one of these things:
Pedostache
Neckbeard
Stupid goatee
600lb weight
Empty profile
Boring prodile
Creepy profile
Way too old (talking like 30s-40s)
Or their pictures are just generally unflattering. Squinting in a downward angle camera shot with a frown and a beanie doesn't make you look tough. It makes you look horrible. Ugh.
User avatar #136113 to #136112 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
try Tinder maybe? it's like Hot or Not but much better from what I've heard
User avatar #136118 to #136113 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I think tinder is more for casual fucking than dating.
User avatar #136119 to #136118 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
maybe you're using it wrong, blueberry
User avatar #136120 to #136119 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
using tinder wrong? i've never used tinder.
i have a shitty iphone that doesn't have enough storage for ios7, voila.
User avatar #136121 to #136120 - awesomerninjathing (05/30/2014) [-]
well... okay
User avatar #136105 to #136104 - myrtille ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
I'm a girl.
#136091 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
Hey guys. I'm here seeking advice. What's the easiest way to take down a shark? I've been doing a bit of research, searching for their weak spots.

Apparently, some of them fight each other in the womb. My plan is, is to enter that womb un-announced and proceed to fuck up every little baby shark's day.
User avatar #136136 to #136091 - coconuthat (05/30/2014) [-]
One of the sharks most sensitive spots is the eye, which is why it retracts back into the skull when they attack prey. You stab that fucker in the eye and you have an advantage over him. Also the nose is quite sensitive so a few punches would work and slice up the gills, he'll suffocate and you can take him down easier.
#136132 to #136091 - princessren ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
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#136129 to #136091 - fuckya ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
This is
#136115 to #136091 - tikitaco (05/30/2014) [-]
Right off the top of my head, I'm going to have to say that if you're looking for a direct weakness, I would recommend using your shark repellent spray.
User avatar #136075 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
Hey advice? I need help. I have a strong urge to punch fucking sharks now. A friend told me about how fun it might be to punch sharks, and now I can't shake these urges. I want to punch sharks. But this can't be normal. What do I do?
User avatar #136081 to #136075 - amusingusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Obviously go to the nearest australian beach near you and punch the living fuck out of every shark that dares put its fins there.

Why in Australia? Well, the only thing better than punching sharks is doing it while dodging deadly jellyfish, kicking stingrays and headbutting a venomous octopus.

Be careful with spiders tho, they scary as fuck.

No really now, don't punch sharks. They bite your hand off.
User avatar #136086 to #136081 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
Woah now. Stingrays never hurt anyone. It's just the sharks I'm after.
User avatar #136092 to #136086 - amusingusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
No no no no bitch you got it all wrong.

Stingrays and rays in general are in the same Elasmobranchii subclass, which is precisely the subclass of all sharks. So both are quite closely related.

You see, you wanna hit sharks hard? You gotta hit where it hurts the most, and that means getting their family. Kick stingrays and it will hurt sharks just as much as if you punched them a hundred times over.
#136094 to #136092 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
I wasn't aware of this. Thank you for this advice.

Physical pain lasts only a moment unless I can find a way to poison my fists but you're right. It's the emotional pain that will get them even more.
User avatar #136096 to #136094 - amusingusername ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
It's alright man. Just doing my job.

You ever need any advice about punching sharks, you come to me.

For poison fists I'd suggest spiked brass knuckles covered in some kind of infectious microorganism, that should get them over time.
User avatar #136076 to #136075 - princessren ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
have you tried not punching sharks
User avatar #136078 to #136076 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
Well, I haven't tried actually punching sharks. But I'm heavily contemplating going over to the Aquarium that is near me so I can punch some of the sharks they have there.
#136080 to #136078 - princessren ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
riiight
and they will just let you do that?
User avatar #136082 to #136080 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
They wouldn't see it coming. I'll buy a membership and walk over there with nice clothes.

But what they won't know is that I will be wearing my one piece swim suit. That's when I'll strike. I'll find the most defenseless sharks and punch them, slowly working my way up to the bigger sharks. The sharks won't know what hit them. Hint: My Fist.
#136085 to #136082 - princessren ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
K   
bye now
K
bye now
User avatar #136089 to #136085 - instalation (05/30/2014) [-]
Bye. I'll sleep on it. Hopefully I'll have lucid dreams so I can punch sharks. Right in the fucking face. I've already been going to the gym a bit ever since I had a desire to punch sharks-

No no. I think I'll be fine. That's why I came here though, for advice.
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