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#139741 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm moving from Europe to the US soon, and I was wondering if there was any way to smuggle in my pipe?
I wan't to put it in my computer case, screw it shut and then let the moving company pass it through
Will I get my anus rekt? What should I do?
User avatar #139782 to #139741 - Timmietim (06/21/2014) [-]
bananarchy pls
#139913 to #139782 - anonymous (06/22/2014) [-]
Guilty ;)
User avatar #139747 to #139741 - chefwurm (06/21/2014) [-]
My recommendation would be to just leave it and buy a new one here. Give it to a friend or something?
User avatar #139744 to #139741 - ajrin (06/21/2014) [-]
than answer is always
''put it up your ass''
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User avatar #139739 to #139731 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know much about those stories. Do you like Black Canary?
User avatar #139792 to #139739 - brackgrapple (06/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. At least these comics ive read a few but cant find them online anywhere
User avatar #139732 to #139731 - brackgrapple (06/21/2014) [-]
Both are a steal but Im not sure which one to get
User avatar #139728 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Finals are next week and I'm more focused on a girl. I am and also not satisfied with my progress. I want to tell her how I feel, but that'd be weird and all of a sudden. I don't know if she likes me back or if she thinks I'm a jerk. Is bit obvious that I compliment her more than others? Does her notice? I don't know what I'm asking, I think I'm just pouring my mind right now. I don't want her to think I'm using her as a tool for learning Japanese (trying to self teach, and she happened to be fluent 'cause she is Japanese). I keep missing opportunities, but I can at least maintain an online conversation. When would be a good time to walk her to lunch or something (we live very close to each other)? I hope I don't overanylaze and do something creepy. Any advice is good , except the "be yourself" usual stuff. I'm doing that. This I'd the farthest I've gotten wig a girl I like.
User avatar #139734 to #139728 - thatnigger (06/21/2014) [-]
First of all, focus more on your exams, those are very important. That being said, don't talk about exams with her but sort of chat with her so if you do ask her to go have a bit of lunch or something, it's not completely sudden. If you've not gotten her to help you with Japanese yet and she doesn't know you're trying to learn, bring it up and hope she's interested enough to either help you or check your progress and that can be something you can do together. She'll only think you're using her if you only talk to her about it though, so be sure to talk about other things when you're not talking about you learning Japanese. Listen to her as well, find out what she likes but don't go overboard with it, just find a few things she likes and hope one of them is something you can at least hold a conversation about. If things are going really well then you can look for signs about whether or not she's interested in you.
User avatar #139746 to #139734 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Ok thanks! It seems that I'm doing most of those things already, so that's good. However, I've been getting to know her more through Facebook because she types more than she talks. She definitely knows I'm trying to learn it 'cause I've asked questions about it to her. It's Harder to talk with her irl because I only see her at lunch or walking home with her best friend, as I usually am too. I want more face to face , but I don't know what to do about that friend. Oh well, that'll end because ill have to figure out how to hang out with her over summer.
User avatar #139733 to #139728 - ljxjlos ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Ace the finals, get hyped and when you´re ridiculously happy and hyped after achieving perfect grades, ask her out with the overflow of confidence you then have.

Also try not to overly compliment her and all that. Be funny, be interesting...don´t be a tool trying to get her to like you by doing everything that she wants.
User avatar #139729 to #139728 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
Sorry for the wall of text.
User avatar #139730 to #139729 - mlpokeyuan (06/21/2014) [-]
And typos. Doin this on a phone pretty quickly.
User avatar #139727 - hwangw (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm beginning to think I may have a virus that's affecting Windows Firewall. It's blocking pretty much everything except chrome from the internet, changing settings, and turning it back on when I disable it. I've actually watched it change my settings every time I try to open Steam to block everything and to not notify me when things are being blocked. I've run Malwarebytes but it didn't find anything. I'm running out of ideas.
User avatar #139755 to #139727 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/21/2014) [-]
If you still think it's a virus, try scanning with WinMHR. (Just to double-check.)


Also, how did installing a new firewall go?
#139834 to #139755 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
WinHMR came back with this, do you think it could be my problem?
User avatar #139855 to #139834 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/22/2014) [-]
Nope. False positive.
I get the same thing.
User avatar #139856 to #139855 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright, so I guess it's probably not malware at this point. I'll just keep looking around and see if I missed something.
User avatar #139857 to #139856 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/22/2014) [-]
How did downloading COMODO go?
User avatar #139858 to #139857 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I got it downloaded but every time I try to set it up I get an installation error "Non 7z archive"
User avatar #139859 to #139858 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/22/2014) [-]
That's... pretty wonky...

Hmm, have you tried doing a system restore point to when the Firewall wasn't acting this way?
User avatar #139860 to #139859 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I just built the computer a week ago, I'm not sure if I have a restore point. Since it's only been a week I won't have a problem reinstalling Windows if I have to. Nothing on here that I'd miss yet.
User avatar #139863 to #139860 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/22/2014) [-]
At this point, it might just be easier to re-install windows.
I doubt it's a virus if you have Ad-block, and don't visit sketchy websites, aaaaand if you don't download sketchy applications.
User avatar #139887 to #139863 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
Alright, I refreshed Windows and started reinstalling one by one. Looks like TinyWall is causing the problem. I'm thinking it may disable the settings because it wants me to go through it instead oft he Win firewall? I'm not sure, either way it's uninstalled and I'm good now.
#139888 to #139887 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/22/2014) [-]
Nice to hear.   
That could have been the case; Or it could have been over-riding Windows Firewall.   
Anyhow, 'grats on getting things working again!
Nice to hear.

That could have been the case; Or it could have been over-riding Windows Firewall.

Anyhow, 'grats on getting things working again!
User avatar #139891 to #139888 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks for helping me out with this and everything else! I appreciate it!
User avatar #139868 to #139863 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I try not to, but I downloaded a few things people suggested that I'd never head of. Not gonna do that next time around. It's the only thing I can think of at least.
User avatar #139830 to #139755 - hwangw (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm downloading Comodo now. This thing is just making harder because I have to keep disabling the firewall to get through the download.
User avatar #139735 to #139727 - Mortuus (06/21/2014) [-]
Ask on the tech board.
User avatar #139718 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
I have an incredibly difficult to work with co-worker. He acts like he is a boss (when in reality, he isn't) and he is constantly berating me for any little mistake even if it was not my fault.

I have gone to the shift supervisor about him, but since the two are buddies, nothing was done. He has mentioned on several occasions he wants me to quit, simply because he doesn't like me. I've done nothing against him, he just doesn't like me.

I cant simply quit and walk away. It takes months for a shift change bid to go through, and they won't move me to a new spot.

Should I just go ahead and quit? I would be walking away from a $12.40 an hour job.
User avatar #139826 to #139718 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
A little bit of an update to the situation.

The Hierarchy goes

head cutter
team leader
and shift manager.

The current team leader is leaving for another job and guess who is replacing him....asshole is. In 2 weeks he will take over as team leader and plans to fire me as his first action.

So in 2 weeks, I am out of a job. I am contacting the main offices, maybe something can be done.

Is it such a good job? No...its shitty. The company requires you to friend them on facebook to keep tabs on you (failure to comply results in immediate termination), and I was told to go to the office on several occasions based on my facebook activity, namely what I liked and what I posted.
User avatar #139725 to #139718 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/21/2014) [-]
> Shift change bid
Those are just the worst :/

> Quit a $12.40/ hr job
You'd let him win, then.
Also, it's a decent paying job. Don't give that up. You'd be kicking yourself for months because of it.

It's drama.
Workplace. Drama.
Honestly, it's probably one of the stupidest reasons to quit a job. Especially when it can be remedied.

Anyhow, as Misticalz said:
Go to your boss.
If not the owner/ boss go to someone, anyone, higher than the shift-supervisor.
File a complaint about him and the shift supervisor.

If that fails, and heavy emphasis on if it fails, then I would say tell your co-worker to stop being a Drama Queen.
Ignore him. Ignore the shift supervisor.
User avatar #139737 to #139725 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Company policy, I CAN'T go over the shift manager. Only the shift manager is allowed to contact the office about trouble on the floor if he/she can not take care of it.

After stewing about it, I will put in my bid for a shift change, but also send out my resume and application for a different job. This company is pretty shitty, and I could do a lot of complaints just on them in just breaking labor laws.
User avatar #139862 to #139737 - terriblytreble (06/22/2014) [-]
Send out the complaints.
Sue the motherfuckers.
User avatar #139919 to #139862 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
He's already won. In a couple weeks, he will be promoted to a position with real authority and his first action will be to fire me.
User avatar #139970 to #139919 - terriblytreble (06/22/2014) [-]
Why not just go ahead the shift supervisor to someone higher anyway?
If you're gonna be fired, then why care if you break the rules?
User avatar #139720 to #139718 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
Go to your boss and not the shift supervisor?
User avatar #139706 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
what do you think should have happened
are the cops the wrong ones? or the owner for filming for no reason
User avatar #139786 to #139706 - Timmietim (06/21/2014) [-]
Rottweilers are also pretty dangerous dogs so i wouldn't want to wrestle it either.
User avatar #139784 to #139706 - Timmietim (06/21/2014) [-]
The owner for not backing off, he couldve filmed from more distance like the rest.
Also should've locked the dog in car better instead of the window open so far it could jump out.
#139710 to #139706 - fistfireace (06/21/2014) [-]
Looked like self defense to me. What would the cop do, let the dog attack him? That'd be pretty stupid.
User avatar #139707 to #139706 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
give an explanation too
#139712 to #139707 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/21/2014) [-]
Ah yes, this controversial video.

First of all, it's in the past now. 5 months old, at least.

Secondly, you need to see the situation in different scenarios.
The guy was being extremely cocky and smug at first. They're doing a drug bust and here he is getting all close and filming. Notice how the camera we're watching from is using it's digital zoom? The people filming were smart enough to stay back, instead of getting up and close.
In the heat of things, the cops' actions were namely justified. You can't have someone interfering with a sting operation; Especially one that has been planned for months in advanced. Now before you try to back him up by saying he wasn't interfering, remember that he was the only guy who got arrested/ detained because of how close he was. Had he been further away, and not walking around getting up close to everything, he would have been fine. With a bunch of armed SWAT officers and police officers, you're almost guaranteed a firefight. He's putting himself, and possibly the cops on duty at risk. They were 4 officers down what they should have been, because of this guy. You can't say that he 'wasn't interfering.' He even knew he was in trouble. When the cops walked over he turned around and put his hands behind his back.

His dog being out-of-control isn't his fault; but the situation that lead to this scenario is.
The cops could have either wrestled the dog, or taken it out quickly.
Did you see anything for the cops to detain the dog when it started to get pissed off? Neither did I.

It all comes down to a few simple factors:
Owner being a cocky, smug douche, getting pretty close to a sting operation. Owner knew he was at fault. Owner willingly submitted to being detained/ arrested before they could even talk with him. The officers had no way of stopping the dog. Not even if they un-cuffed the owner, because by that time someone would have been hurt.
#139714 to #139712 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
but you could see him trying to tell the dog to calm down. The owner that is
User avatar #139716 to #139714 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
implying a dog would listen through all that commotion
#139715 to #139714 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/21/2014) [-]
Sure but the entire thing could have been prevented if he didn't do something he knew was wrong.
User avatar #139713 to #139712 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
thanks bruh
#139701 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
I need to get 40 or so more comment thumbs before I can post videos on here.
Can somebody help me reach level 1?
User avatar #139702 to #139701 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know CAN we?
yes we can
#141311 to #139702 - findaway (06/30/2014) [-]
I'm still Level 0 in comments. Content thumbs are so much easier.
#139703 to #139702 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
We can try!
#139717 to #139703 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
I'm gonna make a few comments to make it easier. 38 more to go.
User avatar #139745 to #139717 - codyxvasco (06/21/2014) [-]
Go say funny stuff
#139775 to #139745 - findaway (06/21/2014) [-]
I am, but I can only comment once a minute
#139697 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Please, someone help him.
You need to login to view this link
#139698 to #139697 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
He is suicidal.
#139700 to #139698 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Am i too late?
User avatar #139699 to #139698 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
Its 4chan so there's a good chance its fake
User avatar #140394 to #139699 - fucktotheyou (06/25/2014) [-]
When has this ever happened
User avatar #139696 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
At this point I'm feeling...weird I haven't talked to her in a while so obviously I miss her and I'm starting to worry that something could have happened what do I do?
User avatar #139705 to #139696 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #139738 to #139736 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
What do you think could have happened?
User avatar #139742 to #139738 - nigalthornberry (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't know really the storms around here were pretty bad this week, there were a few tornados so I guess her internet could have gotten knocked out or she was talking about how her mom didn't like something( I think it was me since she hasn't met me) and possibly took her stuff away.I really don't know
User avatar #139743 to #139742 - ScottP (06/21/2014) [-]
It's probably just nerves then. She's probably fine and she's just unable to contact you at the moment.
#139669 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Feeling really, really down lately so I figured why not ask internet strangers and see what happens.

so, my history with girls (male anon here) is a rather mixed bag. I generally get along better with girls than with guys, and I have more best girl friends than best guy friends. Yet in spite of this, my track record is pretty much dead last.

Never even been on a date, been rejected by basically every girl I've asked out, casually or otherwise...hey, at least I made out with one of them, so that's something (she turned out to be a little too clingy and obsessed, so I kinda pushed her away).

The only "positives" to my record, if you can cll them that, are that I've been in three online relationships. None have worked out, obviously. First girl was in a really bad place mentality and I just couldn't deal with her shit anymore. Second girl was just humoring me, basically. Third girl didn't even consider me a real person, because whatever, its online, it doesn't matter

To be continued
User avatar #139750 to #139669 - owllynator (06/21/2014) [-]
first of, do you care about you appearance? you need to make some effort and look good. Secondly, be confident, may take a while to build it up, but literally confidence is the main key, and thirdly, dont smother anyone, you talk to a girl you like a lot, try to ignore her for a while.

The main advice that helped me was, if a girl sees you as a friend, and you do everyhing with her apart from relationship things, when yuo stop being their allthe time, she will come to realise what you have been doing for her = pulled
User avatar #139721 to #139669 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/21/2014) [-]
Alright, I'm going to try and stray away from:
"Be yourself."
"Get some social hobbies."
"Not everything revolves around dating and having sex."
"Looks don't matter a bit if you have such a great connection with someone."

Clearly you probably don't want to be told the same thing everyone else will tell you.

First of all, figure out the real reason why you want a relationship.
For attention? For the sex? For the openness and interaction with a 'significant other'? In search of your soul mate?
Find the true reason behind why you feel lonely, and more importantly find the 'hole' that you have. The hole that only love can fill.

I think your biggest limiting factor right now, is yourself.
Relationships don't instantly happen because you want one right here and now.
Good, solid relationships take time. Don't jump into things -- It's more than likely the reason why you're getting rejected. Get to know a girl really, really well. Develop a great, solid friendship. And from there, if it's meant to be, things will fall into place.
Yes, it's "letting things happen," although forcefully pushing pieces into place is just going to wreck the picture.

My main advice here is: Take things slowly, and be patient.

Come to terms with the fact that you're single. Otherwise you're just going to be holding your own head underwater, there.
User avatar #139687 to #139669 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
you have to take it easy man
girls aren't the only thing in the world
just realise that no matter who you are : no one cares about you more than they care about themselves
don't try and force a relationship in anyway
and don't chase after any girl
let things happen
#139688 to #139687 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Letting things happen has gotten me nothing, ever.

I've got enjoyable hobbies, plenty of good friends, a solid, reliable, if not terribly interesting job...all I'm missing is someone special.
User avatar #139690 to #139688 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
that's your problem right there
'all I'm missing is someone special'

it's like you're expecting it
you don't need it
it's just something
don't spend too much time on these kinds of things
sure , I don't have a girlfriend
because i don't fucking need one
if i get a girlfriend sometime , great
but i haven't spent a second thinking about how to get one
and i'm fucking enjoying myself
#139692 to #139690 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
I don't need one, I've managed to do quite well without one. But I'm a lonely guy and am tired of the single life. There's no point in being single if you're not using that fact to your advantage, and for me, I can't use that as an advantage. Everyone already expects me to be single, no matter if they've known me for years or if they've just met me. That's generally a pretty good sign that I'm one unattractive dude...which leads to all the best "perks" of being single being impossible anyways :/
User avatar #139693 to #139692 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
good luck
#139694 to #139693 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Well thanks anyways, I guess :/
#139689 to #139688 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Okay that sounds retarded. Let me try again. Letting things happen has never gotten me anything, ever.
#139670 to #139669 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
The only reason I have better luck with girls online than IRL is because my personality is definitely better than my looks. I'm a 5-6/10 on one of my best days, I would say. Too short (even if I am still taller than most girls at 5'7), too hairy and stout to be one of those thin androgenous prettyboy types. Not muscular or tall enough to be one of those hardcore lumberjack manly types. I'm kinda in the middle and screwed.

So I basically have to rely on my personality to carry me, and unfortunately, girls in my city usually won't even give you the time of day if youee not attractive. And every single girl I've met that isn't like that, is already taken.

I mean, fuck, in a year I became this one girl's best friend and confidant, literally closer to her than any of her friends, including the ones she's known longer, but since there was no physical attraction, my feelings that developed over the past year were rebuffed completely and utterly.

I'm seriously losing all hope at this point
#139671 to #139670 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Final part

So I guess my question is...what can I do? How can I better myself? Like, why am I so decidedly not boyfriend "material"? I mean, I can't really do anything about my facial features or body structure I was born with (my small, deep set eyes can't exactly change, nor can my somewhat weak chin)

I just don't know anymore.
#139675 to #139671 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
maybe your standards for girls are too high? maybe you should try dating or going for less attractive ones.
#139676 to #139675 - anonymous (06/21/2014) [-]
Well, they'd have to be at least attractive to me for me to want to pursue them, no?

And its not like every girl I go after is stunning...usually they're 6-8/10. I know I'm batting up, but there's been only one 5/10 that I was attracted to; the first girl from my online relationships.
#139668 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
When I go out with new people I cannot relax and start a conversation. Like when I am with my friends I talk and make jokes constantly but as soon as I find myself in a bigger crowd with new people i kinda lock up and keep quiet. Any hope or am I fucked?
User avatar #139672 to #139668 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
I do that too. You're just nervous around crowds of people, nothing to be worried about.
Just try talking to individuals inside the group and not addressing the group as a whole.
User avatar #139751 to #139672 - owllynator (06/21/2014) [-]
no, what you want to do is to start talking to individuals in bigger groups, you become friends, they show you to their friends = bigger friend circle
User avatar #139831 to #139751 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/22/2014) [-]
personally I'd rather have a handful of really close friends then a lot of random ones. I have a nice friend circle where we all know each other (about 13 of us) but even when I'm with all of them I get shy and clam up.
User avatar #139920 to #139831 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
well why are you complaining then, get some balls
User avatar #139939 to #139920 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm not? I just know my limits and talk to people inside the group individually, and I'm okay with this.
User avatar #139943 to #139939 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
*cough* virgin *cough*
User avatar #139944 to #139943 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/22/2014) [-]
I am, but I'm a girl so it's not much of an insult to me.
User avatar #139946 to #139944 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
*cough* ok *cough* how old are you?
User avatar #139949 to #139947 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
such wow
User avatar #139955 to #139950 - owllynator (06/22/2014) [-]
much smiles
#139662 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
I asked a friend to get a phone number for me (asked them via email) and it's taken about 4 days for them to be able to get which I'm fine with and they told me someone will email it to them then they'll email it to me. But they've gone quite and haven't from them in about 2 days. should I email them again or just wait?
I asked a friend to get a phone number for me (asked them via email) and it's taken about 4 days for them to be able to get which I'm fine with and they told me someone will email it to them then they'll email it to me. But they've gone quite and haven't from them in about 2 days. should I email them again or just wait?
User avatar #139665 to #139662 - Nameloc (06/20/2014) [-]
I wouldn't stress email too much.
Besides, how often do you thoroughly check your emails?

Give 'em a few days, if it's any longer than a week I would email back.
#139666 to #139665 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
I check everyday.... it's normally the first thing I do when I get on my computer,

I kinda really want this phone number.
#139667 to #139666 - Nameloc (06/20/2014) [-]
Most people don't check their email often.
It's a shame, but not many people actually do.
#139654 - nickypiebang (06/20/2014) [-]
HEY GUYS can i get some funny captions for this pic. This was me getting booked last night. Got stuff like "forgot my charcoal, also forgot i had a warrant" (cuz of the sandals)

and "forgot how to dress, also forgot to renew my license"

I need some funnyjunk gold guys
User avatar #139723 to #139722 - misticalz (06/21/2014) [-]
idk the pic is funny
User avatar #139724 to #139723 - nickypiebang (06/21/2014) [-]
im very self conscious about my sandals plz dont laugh
User avatar #139658 to #139654 - Decode (06/20/2014) [-]
what did you do if I may ask?
User avatar #139660 to #139658 - nickypiebang (06/20/2014) [-]
criminal trespassing. Fly fishing.
#139639 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
does admiin ever reply to "contact us" ?
does admiin ever reply to "contact us" ?
User avatar #139649 to #139639 - Decode (06/20/2014) [-]

#139650 to #139649 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
how unprofessional. I sometimes wonder how this site is still running....
User avatar #139651 to #139650 - Decode (06/20/2014) [-]
you and me both brother, you and me both.
#139652 to #139651 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
even EA has better support. I was quite impressed by them actually.
#139638 - rambomanthree (06/20/2014) [-]
So i wanna see a good friend of mine in georgia

But, hotels need state ID... and a credit card and I have neither of those

I already bought bus tickets
and i cant sleep over at her house

what do i do?
#139640 to #139638 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
get a state ID and a credit card
User avatar #139641 to #139640 - rambomanthree (06/20/2014) [-]
im going in three weeks
and i have just enough money for what i need
if i get a state ID
i wont have enough money to go
User avatar #139673 to #139641 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
have her rent the hotel with her ID and card?
User avatar #139677 to #139673 - rambomanthree (06/21/2014) [-]
thats the thing
im 19
she's 17

she isnt old enough
User avatar #139678 to #139677 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
do you have a regular ID? I go from state to state all the time and use hotels and all I need is some ID not one from the state.
User avatar #139679 to #139678 - rambomanthree (06/21/2014) [-]
I have no ID at all
I might be able to save and get a state ID though

Do they need a credit card or can you pay in cash..

also what if you say you arent from the area?
User avatar #139681 to #139679 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
Or maybe just go camping with her or something.
User avatar #139680 to #139679 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
you'll need a credit card just because they want to cover their tracks. If you break something or if they find out you're running from the law or something, they'll have the credit card number to give to police to say where you were. Do you have a school ID? How are you 19 with zero ID?

Maybe try going to a motel? It's crappy but it might be all you can do.
User avatar #139682 to #139680 - rambomanthree (06/21/2014) [-]
im fine with a motel even, hell.

i have no ID because i am really really poor
User avatar #139683 to #139682 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
A motel might be easier to get a room in. Plenty of homeless people use them and pay with cash and no ID. Just look around online for some motels?
User avatar #139684 to #139683 - rambomanthree (06/21/2014) [-]
that would be easy
hell i wonder if i could get a bundle rate if i stay for a week rather than a couple days
User avatar #139685 to #139684 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
hmm I'm not sure but you could try. Good luck.
#139686 to #139685 - rambomanthree (06/21/2014) [-]
but hell i can go down and get a state ID for like 20 bucks   
I guess its not completely fucked
but hell i can go down and get a state ID for like 20 bucks
I guess its not completely fucked
User avatar #139704 to #139686 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/21/2014) [-]
well it's up to you.
#139642 to #139641 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
it's almost as if a bit of planning would have fixed this.....

is there anything that doesn't need a state ID?
#139643 to #139642 - rambomanthree (06/20/2014) [-]
I have tried to plan
but i was left to do all the work on both parts

and i've wanted to go there for so long
i know its just a pipe dream
#139646 to #139643 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
try this, cancel the plans because it seems impossible BUT find a date and make a solid fool proof plan. put aside some time to plan and plan the shit out of it.    
get the ID, Get credit card and THEN get the tickets for the bus and hotel bookings.    
PLAN AND PLAN AGAIN if it means so much to you
try this, cancel the plans because it seems impossible BUT find a date and make a solid fool proof plan. put aside some time to plan and plan the shit out of it.

get the ID, Get credit card and THEN get the tickets for the bus and hotel bookings.

PLAN AND PLAN AGAIN if it means so much to you
User avatar #139647 to #139646 - rambomanthree (06/20/2014) [-]
I could also find a camp ground maybe
#139648 to #139647 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
If you want to camp then do that.
If you want to camp then do that.
User avatar #139637 - ptffo (06/20/2014) [-]
1.) Are there any signs of a girl liking me while texting me? (ex. Do a lot of smiley faces in her messages mean anything?)
2.) I am hanging out with this girl at some point in the summer. What major signs should I look for that show she likes me?
User avatar #139726 to #139637 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/21/2014) [-]
1) This should be fairly easy to note; If she dedicates more time to texting you than most people should, then she probably likes you. If you're at the whole "Good morning" and "Good night" phase already, then it's safe to assume she likes you.
Also, in general, smiley faces don't mean anything. Unless she's throwing out Winkey-Faces and Hearts...

2) Any mixture of these signs: www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/mvq7q/men_how_do_i_flirt_with_you_without_you_thinking/c34a61u
Also, if it's just you and here, again, fairly safe to assume she likes you.
User avatar #139691 to #139637 - gandaalf (06/21/2014) [-]
just some sorta related advice advice (advice board)
if you're gonna be the only guy with her there
she may show signs that she likes you
but actually it's just because you're the only guy there and bitches are thirsty
User avatar #139645 to #139637 - awesomerninjathing (06/20/2014) [-]
it should be easy to tell when a girl is interested
#139623 - dronenortle (06/20/2014) [-]
hey guys, I have new account since i lost the password to my old one, when do I get NSFW now?
User avatar #139635 to #139623 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/20/2014) [-]
Prefs > Account & Privacy options > Scroll all the way down, last option. Be sure that your age on the account is set to 18 or above.

Also, I highly recommend that you get KeePass: keepass.info/
User avatar #139628 to #139623 - makotoitou (06/20/2014) [-]
my butt
User avatar #139624 to #139623 - fistfireace (06/20/2014) [-]
You have to go to your account settings and enable it.
User avatar #139613 - larsfillmore (06/20/2014) [-]
How do i calm my nerves when i'm in the drivers ed car and the other kid is driving?
#139636 to #139613 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (06/20/2014) [-]
That's a tough one; People are scary drivers.

Although, he's probably more scared than you.
If you can, try and make small talk by giving some advice here or there. Relate on how "driving gets you nervous." Even though it's HIS driving that gets you nervous.
Lighten the mood for him and it will make him feel more comfortable driving.

Other than that, buckle up, and just wait it out.
Maybe have a conversation with the driving instructor alone and tell him how X's driving scares you.
User avatar #139615 to #139613 - makotoitou (06/20/2014) [-]
jerk off
User avatar #139617 to #139615 - larsfillmore (06/20/2014) [-]
The Jerking motion of how he drives does it for me
#139610 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Is anyone else sexually attracted to themselves? I always masturbate in mirrors and make videos of myself for myself and have fantasies about fucking myself.
User avatar #139621 to #139610 - narcissism ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Well hello there
User avatar #139620 to #139610 - gandaalf (06/20/2014) [-]
i stare at myself for hours
whenever i have a lucid dream i turn everything in to me and suck my own dick
i have a collage of me in my dresser
i take dick pics and send them to myself so it seems like there's another person sending them to me that looks as sexy as i am
i jack off all the time so to others i seem normal but actually it's because i like touching my penis

no , i think that's a case of extreme narcissism
User avatar #139616 to #139610 - makotoitou (06/20/2014) [-]
I saw a hentai like that.
It was hot.
User avatar #139611 to #139610 - larsfillmore (06/20/2014) [-]
Well in a way
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