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User avatar #103972 - skysaurus (11/21/2013) [-]
Dunno why people wont reply, interact with me outside of school. I make myself to be really friendly and approachable, im not an asshole nor horrificly ugly, or creepy. I talk to people a lot in school but when i try to communicate outside of school i get nothing at all. the fuck man.
User avatar #104044 to #103972 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
as nigalthornberry said, mainly
but from my experience, if people don't reply, start a conversation with you, forget them, they're not worth it
if you give, but not receive, its not worth it
i've started tons of conversations recently, my main questions: "how are you, what do you study, what do you like to achieve in life, do you work" if they don't ask back, they're uninterested or simply rude
what you could try is to invite those people with whom you talk with to do something together
you be the leader, you make your own friends, don't try to fit into other communities (because the peer pressure or the bandwagon effect will force you to do things you don't like)
hope I helped
if you need help with anything else, just ask ;)
User avatar #103983 to #103972 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Just start a conversation with them and make sure they're not busy or it'll distract them
#103970 - thesmilyingdawg (11/21/2013) [-]
im trying to get a hiarcut tomoroow but i don't know the name of the haircut
its basically this but more
you know no shades or fade
you know hair filled
its hard to explain
User avatar #103984 to #103970 - JustForTheLulz (11/21/2013) [-]
Like crewlove said it's called a lineup. The barber will ask you what number you want, I recommend starting with a 6 in case you really don't like how it looks. If you like how it looks and want more hair off, ask him to go down to a 4, or a 2 depending on what looks good on you. The higher the number, the longer your hair is left.
User avatar #103977 to #103970 - crewlove (11/21/2013) [-]
Its called a line-up
Tell him to make it short and line-up your hairline, or "make it a box" if he doesnt understand
#103973 to #103970 - thesmilyingdawg (11/21/2013) [-]
heres another one to reference
User avatar #103975 to #103973 - gmarrox (11/21/2013) [-]
You could, you know, show them these pictures.
User avatar #103976 to #103975 - thesmilyingdawg (11/21/2013) [-]
well im not gonna carry my laptop to a barbershop
i just need the name
User avatar #103996 to #103976 - gmarrox (11/21/2013) [-]
Use a printer, genius.
User avatar #104011 to #103996 - thecomkiller (11/21/2013) [-]
Ink is expensive
User avatar #104037 to #104011 - cantfindausername (11/21/2013) [-]
The library isn't.
User avatar #103962 - RADDDDs (11/20/2013) [-]
what's the name for this style:
You need to login to view this link

I'd like to do one for myself but I don't know how to look it up
User avatar #103966 to #103962 - awesomerninjathing (11/21/2013) [-]
Well it was made by Shepard Fairey (the guy who started the Obey propaganda with Andre the Giant's face on walls which eventually turned into a brand and is the website you're on anyway)

Like I said it's just the Obama "Hope" Style
User avatar #103968 to #103966 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
thanks bro! ;)
User avatar #103969 to #103968 - awesomerninjathing (11/21/2013) [-]
no prob nigga thank you too
User avatar #103963 to #103962 - awesomerninjathing (11/20/2013) [-]
Obama poster style pretty much
User avatar #103961 - awesomerninjathing (11/20/2013) [-]
yo
inb4 calling me beta, I don't give a fuck
how to get hug from girl whos never hugged you before but hugs pretty much all the other guys in class? not really the best of friends but I usually just fuck around with her with my guy friend who is one of the dudes she hugs
User avatar #104019 to #103961 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
Here's the plan, go up to her and ask her for a hug straight up.
User avatar #104022 to #104019 - awesomerninjathing (11/21/2013) [-]
seems like a bad plan
User avatar #104023 to #104022 - marinepenguin ONLINE (11/21/2013) [-]
I've never been turned down just asking for a hug before.
But if she hugs a bunch of guys right next to you, then just be like "yo (girls name), gonna leave a bro hugless?" Simple. Be funny, chill and not creepy about it and 99% of girls will give you a hug.
#103971 to #103961 - attackofthejello (11/21/2013) [-]
Bonus tip, smell VERY good when you do.
She'll never want to hug you again if you smell sour.
User avatar #103964 to #103961 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
my method: just do it
my other method: get all hyped up, until the point I don't care about anything, and just go for it
my other other method: be happy, approach and say: "long time no see! let me hug you" and just go for it
or if she is hugging the others, just say: "yo, what about me?" smile, laugh and await hug with open arms
if the hug is getting awkward, just say what you think
example: you open your arms, she does not approach, but she and others see you, just say: "i can wait all day long"
example 2: when hugging you don't know what to do, just hug her even tighter and say "yo girl, let me go already, i know you like it, but i have stuff to do"
example 3, johnny bravo style, might be dangerous or extremely ridiculous if you're into her: while hugging, say: "whoa girl you smell nice, so do I, so how about we go to my place and smell each other"
User avatar #103965 to #103964 - awesomerninjathing (11/21/2013) [-]
Yeah nigga I was thinking of doing that "Damn gurl always hugging other peeps and I always get left out" thing

The long time no see wouldn't work because we're in the same class so we see each other every day

I lol'd at the Johnny Bravo example tho
User avatar #103967 to #103965 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
obvious statements are usually the most "indentifiable", (people aren't afraid of people who are open and those that make mistakes)
so even the "long time no see" trick can do just fine, try with your family members
though re-phrase your sentence, because that can make her feel guilty
i'd use: "yo gurl, my turn, c'mere"

good luck ;)
www.funnyjunk.com/i+think+i+need+a+hug/funny-pictures/4893322/
User avatar #103959 - jepica (11/20/2013) [-]
I really like this guy who is kind of my new best friend, and he acts as though he may like me too. Should I tell him and risk our friendship, or play it safe?
User avatar #103974 to #103959 - RADDDDs (11/21/2013) [-]
I'm a guy
definitely do risk it
usually guys (like me) the first instant we realize a chick digs us, we go for it (though that does not mean that everyone is like that)
you should give him more subtle hints (and obvious hints), flirt a bit, tell him stuff like "it's been quite a while that you did not take me somewhere nice"
be very touchy, lots of kisses (incl. random cute kisses on the cheeks), lots of hugs, BE YOURSELF, tell him how you would like your future to be, start depicting your future including characteristics of someone like him, show him that you really like him
but try not to say "i like/love you" it would blow away the mystique of courtship (this last one i can corroborate) (if you do, and it does not go well, use "i like you...fock, i mean... I like to be with you" and blush a bit ;D )
now get out there and DO IT tiger! good luck!
report back when you're making progress on the right way or when you're married ;)

(xtra hint: if you screw up, just be honest, joke about it, make yourself look ridiculous [only in front of him], if he's nice, he will understand and will help you out with, and the worst thing that could happen is that you both know what's going on in each other's head)
User avatar #104282 to #103974 - jepica (11/23/2013) [-]
I told him, and he does like me. Which is pretty nice.
User avatar #104420 to #104282 - RADDDDs (11/25/2013) [-]
excellent! now go on with the relationship
User avatar #104028 to #103974 - filip (11/21/2013) [-]
^what he said
User avatar #103960 to #103959 - roliga (11/20/2013) [-]
Have you tried fisting him yet?
#103955 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
Why does the word mundane remind me of Chinese? There's some odd quality to it that I can't pick out. The spelling, the sound?
User avatar #103954 - owlexterminator (11/20/2013) [-]
Anybody have that picture with mac graphics and it's comparing a girl through different cards and the mac one sucks and it says "OOH RETINA?" I need it for reasons
User avatar #103953 - austoboyko (11/20/2013) [-]
Does Fortune really favor the brave? Anyone got stories of when it did? I want to ask out a girl, but im a real big pussy
User avatar #104006 to #103953 - philliyoMLB (11/21/2013) [-]
I went to ask a girl out in a really cute way so she possibly couldn't say no, turns out she wasn't really interested in me when we first went out but now she's been my girlfriend for a while. Just go for it, even if they don't entirely like you.
#103956 to #103953 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
Think about this:

If you never asked her out, nothing would happen. At all. Your heart's pounding and you're getting nervous? Good, that means you're doing something important.
User avatar #103958 to #103956 - austoboyko (11/20/2013) [-]
Well, That's what people have been using as a point of argument, and its a good one. So almost no matter what, im going to ask her out. Im just determining the next two weeks or wuss out and wait like, a month, ive known her for 4 and people say she likes me.
User avatar #103950 - filip (11/20/2013) [-]
Anyone got any tips for what to eat after gym?
Because of my work I get home pretty late so when I am back from the gym it's usually about 9-10pm. Any tips for something/stuff that is good after a late workout if I don't want to get fat but don't want to lose muscles?

User avatar #104007 to #103950 - philliyoMLB (11/21/2013) [-]
I usually make me a nice peanut butter banana sandwich after wrestling practice.
User avatar #104030 to #104007 - filip (11/21/2013) [-]
That sounds awesome, but peanut butter is maybe a little to much of a jam to eat after gym
User avatar #103952 to #103950 - advicedude (11/20/2013) [-]
and vegies
User avatar #103951 to #103950 - advicedude (11/20/2013) [-]
Protein related stuff. (meats)
No carbs
milk + protein powder
User avatar #103946 - bluzzerstream (11/20/2013) [-]
I need help, fast!

Is it possible to calculate the lenght of the two legs in a triangle If I know the hypotenuse is let's say 20 Cm (inch if you want it to be... potatoes works as well) and the angle between the hypotenuse and one of the legs is 40 degrees?

If the angle is 40 degrees that ofc means the other angles are 90 and 50 since 50+90+40=180.

Thanks!
#103947 to #103946 - filip (11/20/2013) [-]
tan v = sin v / cos v
sin v = tan v / cos v

Oh god this is hard to explain in english and on the internet but here goes (correct me if I'm wrong please).
You know the length of the hypotenuse and all the angels. So you can use a formula: sin v = ...... SCREW IT PICTURE TIME
User avatar #103948 to #103947 - bluzzerstream (11/20/2013) [-]
Just figured it out but still wasn't entirely sure. Thanks a lot!
User avatar #103949 to #103948 - filip (11/20/2013) [-]
Hope i helped :S
#103938 - ottox (11/20/2013) [-]
I really need Wohlers report 2013 for my thesis, cant seem to find it anywhere for free
#103941 to #103940 - ottox (11/20/2013) [-]
no thanks anyways
#103934 - Spikeydeath (11/20/2013) [-]
Could i use a notepad in college? I hate notebooks with a fucking passion
#103944 to #103934 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
Its not high school. The teacher isnt going to say what you need to write on or write with. I used my laptop in every class
User avatar #103942 to #103934 - MooseGnome (11/20/2013) [-]
Depends on the college I think. I don't even take notes in most of my classes, but the people that do all use notebooks. Some professors allow electronics, some don't.
User avatar #103933 - thecomkiller (11/20/2013) [-]
I realize it's unbecoming to breakup with someone that way, but is it acceptable to ask someone out via e-mail?
User avatar #103979 to #103933 - Mortspear (11/21/2013) [-]
In person should always be top priority. If not, then text.
User avatar #103939 to #103933 - jagenblitz (11/20/2013) [-]
>In person
>Call
>Text
>Facebook
>Email

If you have no other options, then you may as well go for it.
#103937 to #103933 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
If you can do it in person, you should do it in person.
User avatar #103927 - doneofsteel (11/20/2013) [-]
I have a question.

How do I apply to become a moderator?
User avatar #103936 to #103927 - luxfingerdoodle (11/20/2013) [-]
Give admin a rimjob.
User avatar #103922 - Majestical (11/20/2013) [-]
I have this one guy friend who recently broke up with his girlfriend, and started talking to me on Facebook. (It's been a year in a half or so since we talked) He kept giving me hints that he liked me, but I told him I only considered him as a good friend, or even as an older brother. I have also never been in a relationship before, and I am uncomfortable with the thought of being intimate with someone because of self-esteem issues, depression, and the like. This went on for around a week until he brought up the proposal of being Friends with Benefits. He messaged me something along the lines of "this can solve both of our problems", but I was too surprised to answer and left without replying. A few days later, he sent messages saying he was sorry and it was a joke, but I didn't know what to think. Was he being pushy, or am I taking it too seriously?
User avatar #103943 to #103922 - MooseGnome (11/20/2013) [-]
I agree with sloggii, but he also sounds like he's just trying to use you as a rebound. Which makes it even worse in my eyes.
User avatar #103929 to #103922 - smashingkills (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, it sounds like he's more into sex (Not saying that he doesn't like you as a person) right now. I wouldn't go out with him/be friends with benefits.
User avatar #103923 to #103922 - sloggii (11/20/2013) [-]
he's being pushy. if you don't want to do anything with him he should take "no" for an answer.
User avatar #103924 to #103923 - Majestical (11/20/2013) [-]
Thank you for your input!
#103921 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
/spoiler test
#103920 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
/spoiler test /spoiler
User avatar #103932 to #103920 - natabre (11/20/2013) [-]
Looks like you're trying to do this, I think you're missing the square brackets, [ ], or just click the eye symbol from the chat window.
User avatar #103878 - nigalthornberry ONLINE (11/20/2013) [-]
Is it wrong to feel like George Zimmerman was in the right for the Martin Case but not in the recent incidents
#103915 to #103878 - unncommon (11/20/2013) [-]
Yeah Trayvon wasn't exactly a "stand up kid" and was a fucking punk. He's better off in the dirt if you ask me.
But I don't have any evidence or anything convicting against George in recent events but from the looks of it he's gotten cocky and arrogant. I wouldn't be surprised if Zim Zam did something stupid like choke his girlfriend.
But if he does then all the race-pimps will jump screaming "I told you so, I told you so!" And try to come out like they were right all a long and that Trayvon was victim to a racial hate-crime.
#103957 to #103915 - anonymous (11/20/2013) [-]
"He's better off in the dirt if you ask me."
Alright, the kid may have been a punk and a moron, but that's a bit harsh for an ignorant kid his age.
#103978 to #103957 - unncommon (11/21/2013) [-]
He was 19, not 12.
User avatar #103899 to #103878 - dragondust (11/20/2013) [-]
I trust in the U.S justice system.
When I researched the case I thought he was innocent, and that's what he was proven.
#103895 to #103878 - tiredofannon (11/20/2013) [-]
That's how I feel. I figure the fact that he went through a literal form of hell is to blame for the recent problems. His wife left him. He's had thousands upon thousands of death threats made against him, his soon to be ex wife, his parents, his neighbors, everyone he knows. He's been called a murder by almost everyone from the president on down. He killed a man in self defense. I don't know how anyone could be fucking sane after that.
User avatar #103886 to #103878 - rokkarokkaali (11/20/2013) [-]
What happened recently?
User avatar #103887 to #103886 - unseeingdonkey (11/20/2013) [-]
pointed a gun at his gf i think it was gf
got arrested
(controversy cause she's white)
User avatar #103877 - ImsoObvious (11/20/2013) [-]
Girl im talking told her dad that we're going on a date this friday. now he wants all 3 of us to get dinner so he can meet me. this guy is the fuckin epitome of sports and its basically his life. I dont play any and dont follow any games on tv. what do? Really hoping for a non awkward dinner. And I bet hes going to be throwing sports questions like what I play etc and Ill have to say I dont really do any and itll be the most uncomfortable situation ever. Ive dated girls and met their parents and im not great around them but ive been told they liked me. But these parents never said a word about sports. Also, ive never actually gone out to eat with a girls parents so im sure theres going to be a lot more talking involved. fuck man. Need some advice on not to bomb this.
User avatar #104009 to #103877 - philliyoMLB (11/21/2013) [-]
You can go to the sports board but I'm down to help what city you live in?
User avatar #104014 to #104009 - ImsoObvious (11/21/2013) [-]
near detroit. so lions and tigers
User avatar #104021 to #104014 - philliyoMLB (11/21/2013) [-]
Tell him you don't pay much attention to sports at all, but keep him talking. Ask what he thinks about Prince Fielder being traded to the Rangers, or just say the big trade, should keep him talking for a while.
User avatar #103925 to #103877 - RADDDDs (11/20/2013) [-]
if this happens:
-what sports do you do/like boyo?
-well, I usually ......(whatever you did/you like)..., but what about you? what sports do you like/do?
and he'll start talking, pay attention to what he's saying, and if he stops, do questions like: "oh, what is that about?" "nice! how long have you been playing it"
you should talk as well, but not too much
let their parents talk, that'll make them more comfortable, and they will like you more
(participate in that talk, pay attention, and give hints that you're listening with: "i see" "interesting" "aha, yeah")
good luck
User avatar #103912 to #103877 - MooseGnome (11/20/2013) [-]
Don't try to fake knowing anything about sports, you'll end up making yourself look like a complete tool. The fact that you're worried about meeting her dad tells me that you're probably a good dude. Just relax, be respectful, be yourself, and you'll be fine.
User avatar #103880 to #103877 - jagenblitz (11/20/2013) [-]
Dude, her dad just wants to make sure you're not a psychopath. Just tell him you're not that into sports if he asks you. Don't try to bullshit it, you'll just look stupid.

I understand being nervous, but in all honesty once he realizes you're not gonna murder his little girl it won't be much different than any other time you've met an adult for the first time. Just maintain eye contact while talking, and try not to be too awkward and you'll be fine.
User avatar #103884 to #103880 - delphine (11/20/2013) [-]
^^^ agree with this. He just wants to make sure his little girl is going to be safe. Just be polite and respectful you'll be fine.
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