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#99581 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm allowed to have negative opinions about mods right?
User avatar #99582 to #99581 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Yea. I find pre-mod phanact to be a much better user than he is now. Though im pretty sure he only acts that way because hes the most public mod and gets blamed for everything admin doesn't get blamed for really.
#99586 to #99582 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
yeh i guess
#99578 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
How do I disable thumbs?
User avatar #99583 to #99578 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Become admin.
#99584 to #99583 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
no i mean on content
User avatar #99576 - thesmilyingdawg (10/16/2013) [-]
hey, i hate to beg but could someone please make me a trailer title end text
i make fake trailers and i want to make a power ranger one
if you could make it say ''THE POWER RANGERS''
please try to make it epic and long, at least 8 seconds
#99575 - averagewhitekid (10/16/2013) [-]
Advice on taking the SAT's?
I have mine in 2 weeks, and it will be the first one I take. I really want to try and nail a nice grade the first time around, like a 1200+ in Math and Critical Reading, or a 1600+ overall. These are nice grades to me at least, since they are the scores the college i want to go to like to see.

Also, it would be nice if anyone currently in college could tell what a good weighted and unweighted GPA and SAT score would be.

It would be ultra nice if anyone from UCF could tell me any recommendations as well, but this is a fat chance
User avatar #99604 to #99575 - puar (10/16/2013) [-]
Honestly just clear your nerves.

I had a 3.35 GPA unweighted and a 3.75 wighted GPA or something like that and i just walked in and first try got a 1740 on my SAT.

My buddy who is a worrier had a 4.0 GPA and 4.5 weighted and he got a 1500 on the SAT with taking Prep courses.

I never took one prep course.
User avatar #99587 to #99575 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Disregard SATs join a trade school.
User avatar #99588 to #99587 - averagewhitekid (10/16/2013) [-]
I aint gay nigga
User avatar #99589 to #99588 - averagewhitekid (10/16/2013) [-]
jk, I just have different plans than to go to a trade school
User avatar #99591 to #99589 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
If your school has SAT prep classes I would suggest joining one. Other than that I would just say find SAT practices online like and study hardcore.

Oh and learn to grammar good because its a big part of it, and buy a TI-84 because they let you use one and you can save formulas on it.
User avatar #99573 - nsfwcontent (10/16/2013) [-]
doing octal to decimal conversion and we haven't been taught how to go into decimal places e.g. (octal number) . (octal number)

for places to the right of the decimal point would i go to (octal number) * 8^-1

or would i stick to (octal number) * 8^0 even though it's to the right of the decimal point?
User avatar #99572 - benedicto ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
er....anyone here know how to download torrents?
any help at all is good.
sorry. i'm stupid.
User avatar #99596 to #99572 - derpityhurr (10/16/2013) [-]
When you use The Pirate Bay, after searching click the SE at the top of the column
This will list torrents by the amount of seeds, which will give you faster and safer downloads
You need to login to view this link , which i like to use, does this automatically
User avatar #99592 to #99572 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Make sure you only download from people labeled as trusted and always scan the files or start them up in a DMZ if you can before you install them. It only takes one mistake and one asshat and you get a trojan
User avatar #99577 to #99572 - thesmilyingdawg (10/16/2013) [-]
download utorrent
install it and your done
just click get torrent and it will bring up the program and click ok
User avatar #99568 - gggman (10/16/2013) [-]
Okay so i made a minecraft server using utorrent to do the whole port forward thing or whatever its called and the port wont open, the server is up and everything but no one can join and i have no clue what im doing all i did was follow what some youtube video said anyone know what to do? all i want is to play minecraft with my girlfriend and this shit is frustrating cause idk jack shit about technology
User avatar #99552 - goodcheese (10/16/2013) [-]
anyone good with symbolic logic?
#99579 to #99552 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
I'm alright I guess, hit me
User avatar #99767 to #99579 - goodcheese (10/18/2013) [-]
I need the derivation of this using the rules and whatnot

P. R→∼Q. P→Q ∴ ∼R
User avatar #99554 to #99552 - awesomerninjathing (10/16/2013) [-]
depends, are you reading Lord of the Flies?
User avatar #99645 to #99554 - potatoo (10/17/2013) [-]
dude fuck that book fuck that book right in the ass. do you have to read that for school?
User avatar #99563 to #99554 - goodcheese (10/16/2013) [-]
no it's like using conjunctions and biconditionals and deductive arguments and whatnot
User avatar #99546 - mexicandudeinsd (10/16/2013) [-]
any experience or advice with asvab ? imma take it tomorrow but yeah...
User avatar #99594 to #99546 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (10/16/2013) [-]
That's the test for entering the military isn't it?

I took one in high school and it was quite an experience lol. What kind of questions do you have?
User avatar #99636 to #99594 - mexicandudeinsd (10/17/2013) [-]
well i took it today in the morning but it was kinda easy on the math and english then science came along and it was ok but then it went into electricity and mechanics of cars and i got confused..... then it went into gears and how they work , i want expecting that
User avatar #99536 - lunk (10/16/2013) [-]
Anyone got any simple suggestions on how to stay focused on a long term goal. Sorry for being vague but i just have trouble applying myself.
User avatar #99567 to #99536 - winners (10/16/2013) [-]
set time slots in your day for doing the things you need to do
User avatar #99565 to #99536 - kobegriffeysanders (10/16/2013) [-]
Create smaller goals that you can continually achieve to keep you on track for completing the long-term goal.
User avatar #99529 - shadowmaul (10/16/2013) [-]
I asked this girl over my house and sh said she wanted to come over but when I try pick a day she takes forever to respond (all day) We both work so it has been gettin pushed back and once again i am waiting for a response....why is this so fucking difficult
User avatar #99534 to #99529 - lunk (10/16/2013) [-]
lol been there done that. Sadly it didn't work out for me, good luck and try not to stress it too much, like idk dont let it get to you. It affected me and i was ruined by it, but now i'm better. once again hope you have better luck than i did.
#99524 - anonymoussarcasm (10/16/2013) [-]
Does anyone have that reaction picture of tom from tom and jerry and tom's face is pretty much saying "Are you fucking serious?"
#99526 to #99524 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Are you fucking serious? Ever heard of google?

<3
#99527 to #99526 - anonymoussarcasm (10/16/2013) [-]
I couldn't find it, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
#99528 to #99527 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Its okay, we got your back.
#99523 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Dear Funnyjunk,

I am considering going to my college's costume contest with a horse head mask. I need to know what other apparel would compliment the ridiculousness if the costume.
My friend has already suggested a suit and tie, and then combing and slicking the mane of the mask with gel or water. Perhaps added with 8-bit sunglasses.

What would you suggest?

Love,
Horse Head Man

P.S. I will post pictures here and on funny pictures section whether or not I use your advice or not.
User avatar #99614 to #99601 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Yes...If only I could convince my girlfriend to get one only had $$$ for one.
User avatar #99593 to #99523 - alexanderburns (10/16/2013) [-]
the swaggest suit you can find
User avatar #99613 to #99593 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Planning on doing that, look at bottom of thread <3
#99580 to #99523 - wtfmana (10/16/2013) [-]
Post pictuires now?
User avatar #99611 to #99580 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
I will after the Halloween costume contest.
I will also put up a notification on here the night before, with link to this thread. You guys will get to see me before AND after contest, and we will both know if I win or not.
This is all on the variable that I get my horse head within the next 2 weeks. (its shipped nearby at a sorting facility but its been there for the past 2 days, or so my tracker thing says).
#99570 to #99523 - Gigsta (10/16/2013) [-]
horse head with this
User avatar #99571 to #99570 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
seems legit....
User avatar #99545 to #99523 - mexicandudeinsd (10/16/2013) [-]
well see its that the horse mask is already known a lot so try it with something more not only the mask, maybe the mask with a ghillie suit idk
User avatar #99550 to #99545 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Its widely known the college, but I swear to you no one around me (and I live in the fucking bay area) has even put one on, not even for april fool's day, or last halloween. So I am considering this because I apparently have the horse balls to do so.
User avatar #99551 to #99550 - mexicandudeinsd (10/16/2013) [-]
well in that case you should go for it, post pics and/or vids
User avatar #99553 to #99551 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
I will when the contest passes this halloween, expect them the night of or the morning after.
I shall post a pre-event posting on here with link to this thread the day before the event as a reminder. If this comment stays up that is...hopefully..meh..screencap perhaps?
But anywhore, I think I'll go with my friends suggestion, ghillie suits online are a wittle expensive for me at the moment (havent gotten my paycheck yet) but I will for sure do the suggestion my friend said, by dressing in a suit and tie..

The only problem is, which shirt?
My shirt of friendly lavender glow, or the shiny turquoise shirt of "ohhh can I touch?"
User avatar #99555 to #99553 - mexicandudeinsd (10/16/2013) [-]
do u have pics or shirts? cause i dont know what is lavender glow
User avatar #99556 to #99555 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
It is an adjective of fake value.
Its just a light lavender shirt then a shiny dark turquoise shirt. that Or my gray and black checkered shirt.

Would pics help ?
#99558 to #99557 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Sorry it took me awhile, guests,
anyways here are my choices of shirt, not including the dark gray and black checkered shirt.
User avatar #99559 to #99558 - mexicandudeinsd (10/16/2013) [-]
i guess a shirt that pops out would be best, i mean if youre attracting attention you might as well do it with style haha, purple or green, somethung bright
#99560 to #99559 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
Hmm that shall be it then...I shall decide soon and post pic of my outfit before and after event! Im thinking of my clown-size dress shoes, black or gray slacks, with a purple pimp-puzz suit-jacket, then either the lavender shirt or the dark purple shirt, or the turquoise shirt.   
   
Shit's gon' be so cash.
Hmm that shall be it then...I shall decide soon and post pic of my outfit before and after event! Im thinking of my clown-size dress shoes, black or gray slacks, with a purple pimp-puzz suit-jacket, then either the lavender shirt or the dark purple shirt, or the turquoise shirt.

Shit's gon' be so cash.
User avatar #99561 to #99560 - mexicandudeinsd (10/16/2013) [-]
well i wish you good luck haha well then lates
User avatar #99562 to #99561 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
OFF TO STARDOM
User avatar #99521 - moarpotatos (10/16/2013) [-]
I have no idea where to post this so I'm just going to put it here.

What book is this boingboing.net/filesroot/201003111257.jpg from?
User avatar #99530 to #99521 - stringfingerable (10/16/2013) [-]
I think it's called Choose your own adventure
User avatar #99537 to #99530 - moarpotatos (10/16/2013) [-]
That is the name of that specific book? I thought that was the name of the whole genre...

Thanks
User avatar #99511 - tomowrath (10/16/2013) [-]
Hey

Girl I like said she likes me but she is scared of relationships and i asked "wanna give us a try?" and she wont message me back.
>.<
idfk what 2 do
User avatar #99595 to #99511 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
Ask her in person if you can. It shows you are more serious about it and you will have an immediate answer.
User avatar #99602 to #99595 - tomowrath (10/16/2013) [-]
thanks, i didnt see her once today which sucked but im gonna talk to her tomorrow.
User avatar #99512 to #99511 - tomowrath (10/16/2013) [-]
*us* meaning like being in a relationship.
User avatar #99522 to #99512 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO really?

And sounds like she's either:

Giving it some though
Laughing her ass off
Asking her friends how to say yes/no.

this is isn't helping is it?
User avatar #99531 to #99522 - awesomerninjathing (10/16/2013) [-]
well if she likes him..
User avatar #99532 to #99531 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
then they good...
but if she don;t...


see this is why guys assume too many things that cause problems with women

Fuck women, why cant ya'll be upfront and shit?
User avatar #99533 to #99532 - awesomerninjathing (10/16/2013) [-]
>Girl I like said she likes me
#99535 to #99533 - navestotwo (10/16/2013) [-]
>Likes

>"Oh no he asked me out! This means he loves me! But I only "like" him :'((("
User avatar #99510 - averagewhitekid (10/16/2013) [-]
I am pretty much set on a career in video games, but just out of curiosity:
Is there any actual good decent paying job in the subject of History?
I can't think of anything I would enjoy in that field except for teaching it, and that doesn't really pay the bills (although I do want to retire to being a history teacher someday)
User avatar #99597 to #99510 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
You could become a historic consultant for games like rome: total war and such. Other than that all I can think of is a military historian for the army or a museum historian.
User avatar #99598 to #99597 - averagewhitekid (10/16/2013) [-]
I already plan on incorporating history into some of my games
but thanks for the other suggestions
#99502 - aabbccddeeff (10/15/2013) [-]
Took me a week to realise i'm attracted to a 5/10 girl (her image reminds me of Skrillex with blue hair). I don't understand why either, because i've known her for two weeks, hardly interacted with her and i've always had crushes on... "prettier" girls, to put it in a blunt shallow way.
So~ what's going on?
User avatar #99566 to #99502 - oborawatabinost (10/16/2013) [-]
Some people just give off a "vibe" (that's about as descriptive as I can get) that captures your attention in a strange way. Get to know her, maybe you'll figure out why.
User avatar #99504 to #99502 - mommyoftwox (10/15/2013) [-]
maybe you like her mannerisms or the way she interacts with people
User avatar #99503 to #99502 - chopperdemon (10/15/2013) [-]
not uncommon. You probably find her appearance unique or something.
either that or you've subconsciously lowered your standards
#99492 - advicedude (10/15/2013) [-]
My deep roots of procrastination is severely diminishing my ability to work. Can someone point me to books, talks, advice on how to get out of this hole I've dug too deep? I'm hoping college will be a new start and I will change my habits but I am uncertain about the future and want to take precaution...
User avatar #99496 to #99492 - puar (10/15/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpZVBHOR-FU


This video always helps me.
User avatar #99525 to #99496 - jeegusithus (10/16/2013) [-]
what the fuck is the meaning of this
User avatar #99603 to #99525 - puar (10/16/2013) [-]
I only wish i knew. I stumbled upon it one day and want it to be popular instead of shitty what does the fox say.
User avatar #99499 to #99496 - advicedude (10/15/2013) [-]
That was amazing
#99489 - Chizypuff (10/15/2013) [-]
So I spend most of my time in my room on my computer, I live with with my mom and step-dad and only see my dad alternating weekends. Today at dinner my mom started yelling at me and my step-dad because I complained about &quot;taking the trash down and unloading the dishwasher&quot; I only complain about taking the trash down sometimes because they overfill the bag to the point where it tears as I'm walking down the block with it and won't change trash bags until I take out the old one. The only thing she ever does for me is make dinner and put the dishes in the washer and she thinks she deserves some thanks from the two people in the house who work for at least 8 hours a day. What the hell do I do?
So I spend most of my time in my room on my computer, I live with with my mom and step-dad and only see my dad alternating weekends. Today at dinner my mom started yelling at me and my step-dad because I complained about "taking the trash down and unloading the dishwasher" I only complain about taking the trash down sometimes because they overfill the bag to the point where it tears as I'm walking down the block with it and won't change trash bags until I take out the old one. The only thing she ever does for me is make dinner and put the dishes in the washer and she thinks she deserves some thanks from the two people in the house who work for at least 8 hours a day. What the hell do I do?
#99485 - sirvirus (10/15/2013) [-]
So Halloween is coming up and I need some ideas for some pumpkin carving ideas. I'm also looking for some new tips and tricks to make some good looking carvings. Anyone got any ideas?
User avatar #99538 to #99485 - lunk (10/16/2013) [-]
you can print out a paper and place it on the pumpkin then punch holes through the lines in the drawing, puncturing the pumpkin aswell. Sorry for the bad description but thats what i do. Also i like the Zelda!
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