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User avatar #107292 - iliekcereal (12/16/2013) [-]
I missed a deadline for a scholarship I was applying for for a school I've been accepted into. I was finishing everything up, making some last minute revisions, and I was about to put it all together and submit it 15 before it was due, and the application closed. Apparently it meant midnight in a different timezone, which makes no sense to me since where I am and where the school is is the same time zone. So what can I do if anything? Should I email somebody? Or am I just fucked?
User avatar #107294 to #107292 - makotoitou (12/16/2013) [-]
get turboned
User avatar #107291 - marinepenguin (12/16/2013) [-]
So, been dating this girl nearly 9 months. She's my first real relationship, she took my virginity, first girl I've genuinely loved. But she just recently got a job, and now can hold up her side of things. She had always mentioned moving in together, but now that she has income she's been talking about it nonstop. And while I like the idea of us moving in together, because then I'd be with her all the time and it'd be a big step for us (plus I sure wouldn't mind having to sneak around for sex). But I'm only 18, I have no problems with living with my parents right now (we have a big family so the only downside is having to share a room with a younger brother in a tiny ass room), not paying any rent is awesome, and I'm going to college (same one she's going to). So I'm a bit mixed up about whether I want to go all in and move in with her when we can, or tell her I don't. I just need someone elses input. What would anyone else do in this situation?
User avatar #107303 to #107291 - viperish (12/16/2013) [-]
You should tell her you need more time to decide what you want to do. You're still young and if you're not ready to make decisions like this, you shouldn't.
User avatar #107296 to #107291 - makotoitou (12/16/2013) [-]
You could, but you could also just say that you'd want to wait until college because da moneys.
User avatar #107297 to #107296 - marinepenguin (12/16/2013) [-]
Well, that'd be a good idea, but her family treats her like absolute shit sometimes. So she wants to move out so quickly for that reason as well.
User avatar #107288 - alphajunk (12/16/2013) [-]
Class of 2014 reporting in.
I haven't decided what i'm going to major in and i am desperately need of an application for a college,because i wanna attend college/university that best fits me soon before deadlines occur. I wanna go quickly after i graduate
I've done a little research and i've come up with a title of a
education-portal.com/articles/Career_Information_for_a_Degree_in_Illustration_or_Drawing.html
My talents are creativity,drawing and singing artist (not art art) . I love to draw and im not sure which major to choose.
I've been wanting to do manga,but unfortunately I've grown fond of it and didn't have time plus i dont have the materials,BUT i know i can be really good at it.
Ill learn japanese if id ever become a manga artist.

Is there any colleges/universities that aren't expensive and best fit my interests? in texas
So far i've gotten one in CO. You need to login to view this link
I like it,but i know there's gotta be other good ones like these.





Heres another extra thing i got in the mail:
www.fullsail.edu/alfresco/ROOT/Shared%20Content/_Media/pdf-downloads/HighSchoolScholarshipGuide.pdf?spMailingID=44497464&spUserID=NDQwNTY4MjQxMzcS1&spJobID=217350432&spReportId=MjE3MzUwNDMyS0
User avatar #107346 to #107288 - infamoustrapper (12/16/2013) [-]
look into saint rose nigga. roommates
User avatar #107300 to #107288 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
The first thing you should ask yourself, is what the hell you expect school yo do for you?

What the hell does having a degree even mean?
User avatar #107290 to #107288 - marinepenguin (12/16/2013) [-]
Get your general education classes out of the way first. Those will point you in a general area, Associate of Science, Associate of Arts, etc.
#107289 to #107288 - 4chan refugee (12/16/2013) [-]
You dont have to choose a major immediately. Go undeclared and get your core classes out of the way. It'll give you an extra semester or two and then after that you could totally focus on your major
User avatar #107287 - cupcakecrusader (12/16/2013) [-]
Viva la vida
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User avatar #107280 to #107273 - goodcheese (12/16/2013) [-]
i usually just leave blisters (blood or otherwise) alone and they usually go away in about a week or so
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User avatar #107282 to #107281 - ilfarmboy (12/16/2013) [-]
Im not trying to ruin your day but it's still an unusually long time for a blister to be there i guess if you wind up with another one go have it looked at.
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User avatar #107285 to #107283 - ilfarmboy (12/16/2013) [-]
I gotya well im not sure what that is but at least you know what it is i thought mabe you bedded down with a dirty woman lol
#107278 to #107273 - 4chan refugee (12/16/2013) [-]
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User avatar #107274 to #107273 - ilfarmboy (12/16/2013) [-]
I pop blisters all the time...but never had one on the manhood, you might want to get that looked at usually blood blisters dry up and peel (not pop) after about a week.
#107259 - swagswagyolo (12/16/2013) [-]
i cant pick up my shoe with my half eaten apple while pooping, halp!
User avatar #107257 - elmilius (12/16/2013) [-]
Ok so I need some advice. There's this girl I like, and it was her birthday last thursday but I wasn't able t get her a present in time.
I'm not good at all at gift giving especially to women. You should know that's she's into: creepypastas; youtube; slightly into videogames slightly
Any suggestions?
User avatar #107265 to #107257 - ScottP ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
You should write her a creepypasta.
User avatar #107266 to #107265 - elmilius (12/16/2013) [-]
Yes, unfortunately I don't have very good writing skills...
User avatar #107321 to #107266 - ScottP ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Well then you should get her like a compilation of the best creepypastas, print it out, and make it into like a little book
User avatar #107396 to #107321 - elmilius (12/17/2013) [-]
Not a bad idea... not a bad idea at all. I'll get to it right away. Thanks
User avatar #107268 to #107266 - awesomerninjathing (12/16/2013) [-]
"Elmilius likes you" is pretty creepy.
User avatar #107270 to #107268 - elmilius (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh, god you're here as well?
User avatar #107275 to #107270 - awesomerninjathing (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm on Advice, Games, TV, Music, Social, and random
User avatar #107276 to #107275 - elmilius (12/16/2013) [-]
So now I have a list of places to avoid
User avatar #107277 to #107276 - awesomerninjathing (12/16/2013) [-]
good, stay away pleb
#107241 - turdofdoom (12/16/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Junkmail/funny-pictures/4930132/
jesus christ guys
just watch and you will smile
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User avatar #107243 to #107236 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
There are two types of women, those who agree to be friends with benefits, and those who are not sluts. Ask yourself, is your friend a slut? If so, ask her for sex, if not then don't try to be fwb
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User avatar #107246 to #107244 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
Then ask her, but it's not a good idea to try to be fwb with a virgin.
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User avatar #107248 to #107247 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
Well, have fun with that statutory rape and sodomy
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User avatar #107251 to #107250 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
Most states define sodomy as penetration other than intercourse.

You better get on that in the next two days then, because even though the age of consent is 17, the other person cant be over 18.
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User avatar #107253 to #107252 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
I think you need to look up your states criminal code. It is as I described in most states, because that is how it is described in the uniform crime code.
findlaw.com
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User avatar #107256 to #107254 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
So technically you aren't a pedo, creeping on a high school girl
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#107261 to #107260 - nospyonme (12/16/2013) [-]
You're trying to start a sexual relationship with a high schooler. She is going to talk about you to her friend in math class, then go to lunch and call you. Full creep mode.
User avatar #107231 - spanishiqiustion (12/15/2013) [-]
is there a book about someone in a coma going inside their own body to fight the infection like with a sword and stuff
User avatar #107284 to #107231 - buttfacemugee ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
I would actually read that so you betterget to writing
User avatar #107249 to #107231 - soupkittenagain (12/16/2013) [-]
I've got no idea but that sounds pretty cool.
#107219 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
Starting to like this girl
She seems to come from a religous family like she really loves jesus
And me i'm not really affiliated with any religon
#107222 to #107219 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
hahaha
get the jesus get the pussy nigga
#107226 to #107222 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
im pretty sure shes cathloc
#107228 to #107226 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
to get the c you gotta the big C
User avatar #107213 - whynotzoidberglol ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Alright, guys. I've been looking at getting a Hedgehog and I want to know if any of you have ever tamed an angry Hedgehog? Was it easy? How long did it take?
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User avatar #107239 to #107198 - swimmingprodigy (12/16/2013) [-]
Janitor
McDonald's
Lifeguarding (but the course to get trained costs money so that's a no)
Construction with mexicans

cant think of anything else
User avatar #107206 to #107198 - silverzepher (12/15/2013) [-]
front desk clerk at a hotel
#107200 to #107198 - tiredofannon (12/15/2013) [-]
Try looking for call centers. It sucks but its a job.
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#107202 to #107201 - tiredofannon (12/15/2013) [-]
Thats weird. When I worked at one they were specifically looking for those with no telecommunication experience (so they could train us their way and pay us less). I just had a high school diploma; most coworkers had worthless bachelor degrees though.

That sucks though. Try fast food; they always need people to work nights and weekends.
#107192 - moechler (12/15/2013) [-]
German nigga reporting in.
You might be aware of Kesha glitter bitch's new song timber.
Well for me, the word timber does not really make sense in that context when you use the original meaning (wood stuff thingy boshit). Soooo what is it supposed to mean?
User avatar #107196 to #107192 - lotengo (12/15/2013) [-]
Its going down, im yelling timber. U better move
When a tree falls the lumberjack screams timber.
And when a tree falls u better move out of the way.

At least thats what i think, i'm not into music.

But what has the fact that u are a german nigger has to do with this post?
#107199 to #107196 - moechler (12/15/2013) [-]
my germanness might be an explanation why I don't understand the lyrics
User avatar #107304 to #107199 - lotengo (12/16/2013) [-]
and how does being a nigger have anything to do with it?

#107305 to #107304 - moechler (12/16/2013) [-]
I'm not even black. I was just embelishing my sentence.
User avatar #107186 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/15/2013) [-]
Every time I watch the patriots they suck. The denver game I basically gave up and they won. The Houston game I was yelling at the TV and left, they won. The browns game I gave up, watched the Eagles game because of snow, they won. This game it's 10-10, I'm giving up. Lets hope the lucky streak continues.
#107182 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
I'm a pacifist (a bitch). Some guy kissed my girlfriend. What should I do?
User avatar #107258 to #107182 - elmilius (12/16/2013) [-]
Did she kiss him back? Meaning did she stop him? Cause if she didn't you should break up her.
User avatar #107229 to #107182 - mewxchii (12/15/2013) [-]
Break up.Takes two to tango.
User avatar #107227 to #107182 - fuckya (12/15/2013) [-]
Shit in his mouth.

Non violently.
User avatar #107195 to #107182 - makotoitou (12/15/2013) [-]
Wreck his shit
User avatar #107194 to #107182 - durkadurka (12/15/2013) [-]
Tell him to stay the fuck away and slug that motherfucker if he tries that shit when you're around.

Also, be careful you're not being played. Bitches be crazy.
User avatar #107183 to #107182 - ljxjlos ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
Sorry, but how does one kiss a girl when she doesn´t want it? If he got brutal enough to kiss her without her being okay with it, throw away your pacifism and skank that fucker. If shes was okay with it...well, then you got a problem...
#107187 to #107183 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
He's her best friend. She said that he's going to stop, but I know how guys work and thats bullshit. She said he grabbed her and kissed her. They are still friends.
User avatar #107238 to #107187 - swimmingprodigy (12/16/2013) [-]
Well that's pretty fucked. Sounds like he's in love with her and actually had the balls to pull a move. If she says it was nothing then that makes sense and you shouldnt make a big deal out of it.

If he's her best friend, you cant tell him to stop talking to her (I kinda know this situation cuz my best friend is a girl who has a bf. She told me that if her boyfriend ever told her that he doesn't like me and he wants her to stop talking to me, she'd tell him to go fuck himself) so you cant do that.

What you should do is have a calm chat with the guy and ask if he likes her. Then tell him you're sorry but you like her too. That's all
User avatar #107188 to #107187 - ljxjlos ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
That´s damn weird, to be honest.
#107189 to #107188 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
I told her that I don't want her to talk to him anymore because he obviously doesn't care about our relationship, but she said she's not going to stop talking to her best friend. What should I do?
User avatar #107193 to #107189 - oceanfrank (12/15/2013) [-]
drop the bitch and tell her to go fuck him instead. This story is way too suspect for it to be true.
#107197 to #107193 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
Different anon here and I have to disagree because I'm in the same situation and I have been before. Experience tells me that dropping your best friemd for your boyfriend backfires BIG TIME. I say talk to the guy yourself. Tell him to back off. It's important that he respects your relationship but that doesn't mean it would be okay for you to disrespect their friendship. Try to get to know the guy. If you feel he's bad news, talk with her about it. But if they have a meaningful friendship and he fell for her somewhere down the line, can you really blame either of them? I you don't feel confident in her fidelity or commitment to your relationship, maybe take a break and work things out on your own. But don't force her hand.
User avatar #107212 to #107197 - oceanfrank (12/15/2013) [-]
Maybe I am being a tad overbearing but honestly this is how it starts. She does something questionable, she says it was a lapse of judgement and then a couple moments later she's at it again, it happens way more often than i'd like to admit, to everyone. I say cut your losses before they grow.
#107230 to #107212 - 4chan refugee (12/15/2013) [-]
Well according to OP, the friend is the one that kissed her. So unless she's lying, I don't see why she should be dumped for something someone else did. It seems like a matter that needs to be discussed between the friend and boyfriend about boundaries and respecting relationships. If it happens again, then obviously something else will need to be done because either the friend is more interested in what he wants than respecting what his friend wants or the girlfriend wants to move in on another guy.
User avatar #107190 to #107189 - ljxjlos ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
I don´t know...I´m sorry...you can´t try to stop her from talking to her best friend, obviously...the only thing I could think of would be talking to him, directly and with clear words, asking what he wants and telling him that he won´t get it, if it´s her.
User avatar #107176 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
How do I tell my friends I'm not gay?
#107177 to #107176 - gamergirlmel (12/15/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #107173 - chuckstein (12/15/2013) [-]
Hey, in the new Kindle Fire HD ad they play on youtube, does anyone know the name of the song that plays in the background? It's the ad with the Life of Pi playing in the background, and it's that techno-dubstep-esque kinda music? Thanks.
User avatar #107263 to #107173 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3dXTKtijMs
It should be this if I got the right ad.
User avatar #107269 to #107263 - chuckstein (12/16/2013) [-]
That is correct! You gain all my internets!
User avatar #107271 to #107269 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
It was in the comments on the video but ok.
User avatar #107272 to #107271 - chuckstein (12/16/2013) [-]
I didn't get the option to go to the ad video.
User avatar #107262 to #107173 - rokkarokkaali ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
Do you have a link to the ad?
User avatar #107215 to #107173 - alphajunk (12/15/2013) [-]
If you have a mobile device (windows,andriod or iphone/ipod)

Download shazam. Record the song and it'll show you.
Its a really nice app
User avatar #107218 to #107215 - chuckstein (12/15/2013) [-]
Don't have a smartphone or ipod. If the ad comes on and you've got your phone with you, could you tell me what it is?
User avatar #107225 to #107221 - chuckstein (12/15/2013) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #107172 - brackgrapple (12/15/2013) [-]
How would a person move from America to Canada
User avatar #107178 to #107172 - axeul ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
>Go to Canada
>Buy home in Canada
User avatar #107179 to #107178 - brackgrapple (12/15/2013) [-]
It's that simple I dont need papers or anythin.g
User avatar #107185 to #107184 - axeul ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
No problem. That last link was my bad though cause that is from Canada to U.S.
User avatar #107171 - eyemeralds (12/15/2013) [-]
Anyone with a dropbox?
I'm testing something so I'd like if you sent me something - anything via dropbox.
I'm Eyemeralds.
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