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User avatar #119880 - fiora ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
im asking a girl out to prom, we are pretty close, we dont text much neither of us like to text, but we talk face to face alot, i think she likes me, i have a great simple cute ect ect plan to ask her out, but im so nervous, how do i get over it?
User avatar #119897 to #119880 - lotengo ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Rehearse it in front of the mirror a few time. That wont help a lot for the face to face 'confrontation' but it will help a bit

User avatar #119881 to #119880 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
just go for it lil nigga
User avatar #119878 - storkillen (03/04/2014) [-]
I know this is a weird place to ask for it, but... how do I feel more? To explain it, I have many friends etc who feel a lot when watching movies/anime and all that sorta stuff, but when I watch it nothing happens. I feel nothing. I told my friend about it and he gave me, what was in his opinion, one of the most feely-animes out there but in the end of it I still didn't feel a thing.
So, is it possible for me to somehow make myself to feel more or am I a coldhearted fucker who's screwed?

TL;DR Barely care/feel about anything lately, how do I start caring about things more?
#119935 to #119878 - jactroll (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey, this has been my problem for the duration of 3 and a half years. I might have just solved it, for me at least. When you watch a comedian, do you laugh, or when your friends jump out and try to scare you, do you feel a rush of fear? If you can say yes, i might have the answer. LIVE IN THE MOMENT, not only will you be more conscious of your surroundings, you will hopefully begin to feel more. When i say live in the moment, i mean really acknowledge yourself and others around you. Don't ignore future tasks completely (obviously), just dont live your life for the future or the next what ever it may be. My grandfather told me not to live for the weekend, wishing my weekdays/work days away for the weekend because there is going to be a party. Give it a few days or weeks, and in the beginning remind yourself to LIVE NOW.
User avatar #120125 to #119935 - storkillen (03/05/2014) [-]
Just reading through your whole reply made a lot of sense and I can understand what you mean, but my question is now - how do I live more in the present? I've tried to do that a lot before but I just can't seem to do it right
#120285 to #120125 - jactroll (03/06/2014) [-]
This is not a how to, word for word. In the end living in the present could mean something different for you than it does me. The way started out doing it is by acknowledging the simplicity of a walk down the hall or a drive to the store or work. Really see the world, the colors, the people, and remind your self that you are present. I probably should have said this earlier, but try to separate your consciousness of the world from your body when you walk, TRY TO SEE IN THE THIRD PERSON and remember to have fun this shouldnt be a chore.
#120286 to #120285 - jactroll (03/06/2014) [-]
**The way I started...
User avatar #119879 to #119878 - storkillen (03/04/2014) [-]
To give you a better perspective on how bad it is, when my grandpa/grandma died (grandma of cancer and my grandpa of some serious illness) I didn't cry, or feel much at all. If anything I sort off missed them but not more - which is also one of the reasons why this is bothering me so much.
#119882 to #119879 - TheOldOakTree (03/04/2014) [-]
niggas be trippin, get out of the house more get some exp, but i get it my grandpa died and everyone was crying but i wasn't too attached to him and i kinda knew his time has come, nothing to feel bad about man.
#119893 to #119882 - alcxander (03/04/2014) [-]
y aman i had a similar experience with my gran, exact same. was a bit upset but like man dont beat yourself up ove rit. you knew it was coming it was just a matter of time so you were prepared for it you know where im comin from? you had detached yourself from the event before it happened saving yourself from feeling too much. maybe you have feelings vested in something else? like a hobbie? a pet? a toy an xbox account? when you stop feeling you usually invest your feelings in something else
User avatar #119896 to #119893 - storkillen (03/04/2014) [-]
That actually made a lot of sense, thanks
#119875 - mistymajr (03/04/2014) [-]
How do I make people notice my nose more?
User avatar #119965 to #119875 - TrashX (03/05/2014) [-]
Dude you are such a massive cunt
User avatar #119902 to #119875 - neokun ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
its the hair, covers the whole thing.
#119864 - narcomancer (03/04/2014) [-]
hey guys how do i make dis bitch suck my nuts?
User avatar #119876 to #119864 - mistymajr (03/04/2014) [-]
Left looks like trashx
User avatar #119877 to #119876 - mistymajr (03/04/2014) [-]
Oops, I mean right, I never went to school.
User avatar #119870 to #119864 - zanekin (03/04/2014) [-]
Open bag of nuts
Offer said nuts
Success?
User avatar #119866 to #119864 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Well you kinda have to get to know them. It's nice to ask when they're already sucking your dick.. that's kinda when you should.



Not ask, but kinda tell them to.
User avatar #119861 - Viceroy (03/04/2014) [-]
Ladies, what are someway you let a guy know you like him?
User avatar #120203 to #119861 - myrtille ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
first of all, make sure you have a crush on the right type of person
a lot of people have crushes on people who are not complimentary to their personalities in reality.
if you two are already friends, ask him out.
if you are not, get to know him better, then ask him out.
User avatar #120248 to #120203 - Viceroy (03/05/2014) [-]
No, you misunderstand.
I am a man who would like to know some signs that a girl likes a guy.
User avatar #119947 to #119861 - ebperik (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm sure he has already noticed, but he's probably too shy to do anything.
You could try to just say it. Personally I find it flattering and cute when a girl just says it
User avatar #119946 to #119861 - ebperik (03/04/2014) [-]
Eye contact and body language is really all you need. When a person likes someone they usually have a special way of making eye contact. A combination of body language and eye contact makes it obvious. That's just assuming the guy has a basic ability to read body language.
As i typed this I realized that it doesn't explain a whole lot, but it's kind of a thing that just comes naturally to most people
User avatar #119924 to #119861 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
fedora tips, friend zoning, neck beard rubbing, etc
#119903 to #119861 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
In the pick up community there is something called 'Indicator of Interest'. That is something you can count, one IOI would be her looking at your lips, another IOI is her finding you extraordinarily funny/laughing about your jokes.
But in all honesty, don't give that much valence. It is not worth it. Go for it and good luck
User avatar #119865 to #119861 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Rub your ass on his junk.


No, but what you probably should do is laugh kinda at most of his jokes if not all. Even if they're not that funny.

Whenever you laugh at his jokes, kinda lean towards him. If you're close enough, just kind laugh into him.

User avatar #119873 to #119865 - Viceroy (03/04/2014) [-]
Thank you but I think you misunderstand.
I'm a guy, and I'm kinda shit at reading signs, and I was wondering what ways girls show interest to tell if any girls might like me.
User avatar #119874 to #119873 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Okay, well I just told you that way for sure.

Most girls who say yes to hanging out to where you choose, and when kinda shows it too.
User avatar #119846 - crazyratpors (03/04/2014) [-]
Does anyone know any ways to be more relaxed and calm?
User avatar #119926 to #119846 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
anon beat me to it
User avatar #119871 to #119846 - zanekin (03/04/2014) [-]
Here is how i've always been calm

I think of the following
"If i can't control it then why let it bother me? There is nothing I can do about it"
and
"If i can control it then I will and everything will be okay"
this way of thinking has kept me in a very dandy mood
#119848 to #119846 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
weed
User avatar #119852 to #119848 - crazyratpors (03/04/2014) [-]
Get out stoner fag
#119853 to #119852 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
This is gonna sound "hippyish"? but you should take like 20 minutes a day to meditate.
User avatar #119854 to #119853 - crazyratpors (03/04/2014) [-]
But how do you meditate?
User avatar #119858 to #119854 - kuechenkraft (03/04/2014) [-]
Just put an alarm for 10-20 minutes, sit comfortably and straight and concentrate on breathing. Try to slowly breathe in through your nose, first into the stomach, then into the chest. Breathe out through your mouth, first clearing the stomach, then the chest. While youre doing this, speak out what youre doing ("breathe in, breathe out"). The aim is to concentrate on one thing only, clearing your mind of all thought.
#119906 to #119858 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Thats a good start, but I would highly recommend to do it without an alarm, because this kind of is counter to the philosophy of relaxation. Just do it as long as you like to, don't treat it like push-ups
User avatar #120121 to #119906 - kuechenkraft (03/05/2014) [-]
I dont think that theres need of spirituality here... The brain is like a muscle and meditation can be learned by repeated practice and increasing difficulty. Thats possible by using an alarm.
#119862 to #119858 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks for typing that out for me haha.
User avatar #119860 to #119858 - crazyratpors (03/04/2014) [-]
Shieeeeeet. I will try
#119833 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Weird story:



Well a couple years back my brother kinda beat me into the ground relentlessly. Since then I've developed some sort of sense of violence. I can tell people's weaknesses in their muscle movements. I even pinpointed when my friend had a neck injury and how long ago it happened, even though fully healed.

So my first question, or advice, is what the fuck is it? Why am I doing that?

Anyways up until a couple weeks ago I would always let my bro belittle me. He's push me, taunt me, mentally dominate me. He even told all his friends he saw me masturbate, just adding to the already huge amounts of taunting I'd get just because I'm weird. I can handle that, but this is my point.

I punched him square in the jaw after the last time. Didn't even wait for him to make his move. Some of his teeth became inverted. Now at night I'm, in a way, having nightmares in which terrorists, are attacking and I kill them. Some mass shooting or something (I've done years of research on terrorist attacks and survival)

So... basically... during these nightmares I'm laughing in my sleep. I was smiling with my brothers blood on my hand. Can someone explain?
User avatar #119859 to #119833 - picamix ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
you should probably see a therapist as you probably had a break down or something after your brother beat you up and now have anger issues
User avatar #119863 to #119859 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Well I don't get angry easily, I'm very collected actually with violence or anger in general.



Just, the violence feels fun.
User avatar #119890 to #119863 - crazyratpors (03/04/2014) [-]
Find a hobby that lets you take out your anger. Try boxing or maybe sign up for a shooting range. Try karate something like that
#119851 to #119833 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
My brother made me snap a week and 3 days ago and i shit you not ive had an uncontrollable eye twitch ever since, i also punched him in the face. I dont even remember any of it happening, but all i know is that im generally a good dude, if he made me hit him he must be a really bad dude.
#119856 to #119851 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh yeah and he was a gigantic cunt to me throughout my childhood too.
User avatar #119843 to #119833 - crazyratpors (03/04/2014) [-]
You should see a therapist. That shit sounds bad as fuck.
User avatar #119810 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/04/2014) [-]
I have trouble approaching college girls.
I was really good at it in highschool because i sat back and observed them until junior yr then used all my knowledge to be a serious casanova

these college girls confuse the hell out of me.

i guess my best question is: how the hell do i approach them?
User avatar #119837 to #119810 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
the best place to study college girls is right on their life.



Their tumblrs.. they never check the followers, and you'll learn pretty much anything you need to know.
User avatar #119836 to #119810 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/04/2014) [-]
Why not go to parties with your friends? That way people introduce each other, and everyone is drunk.
User avatar #119838 to #119836 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/04/2014) [-]
i dont party. I dont cosign with our generation on that.

im black and go to a HBCU.....
getting twerked on is fucking boring once youve tasted the full on pleasures of the flesh.

and i want to at least find a quality girl of course the approach is always a gamble and i know i have less chance finding her if shes trashed and rubbing her ass on a guys dick that she doesnt know

in short, fuck parties.
User avatar #119847 to #119838 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/04/2014) [-]
Dude, finding a relationship in college is a disaster waiting to happen. Most women want to be free while in college because it's supposed to be fun. They don't want any restrictions on that. You can find something short term but I guarantee you it wont last forever...
#119829 to #119810 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Well you probably know the first rule of all of it. Be a smart hunter. Don't approach a horde, wait till one of them is seperated from the others. Find an excuse to talk to her to get going. Here is an example if you don't even know her name.

Youre standing in line with a girl. Look at her as if you were thinking, a bit confused if you know her or not. Get her to look at you and say something like "ehh lisa?" She will now tell you that she is not Lisa obviously. Pay attention to the way she reacts. If she is already pissed, looks at you with disgust or is annoyed by you already, well then nothings happening. If she is in a good mood or sth you can say stuff like "oh well whats your name then?" etc etc. You know are in a conversation, the hardest part is done.

Or, the a lot better and more common way, go to parties and get to drunk girls. You can talk shit and they won't even understand.
#119826 to #119810 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Stick with highschool girls.
User avatar #119819 to #119810 - reaperssprint (03/04/2014) [-]
My advice, just approach them Depending on what kind of girl you are looking for, most are just as layed back as you are. They know as little about you as you do about them. Also, most college girls tend to have clothes, pins, buttons, etc. that tell you small things they are interested in. If you are looking for a partier, go to a party. I got my girlfriend because she chimed in on a conversation about video games, so I say next to her on the couch and talked to her for a bit. She also had anime on her computer as a background, gave me more to talk about. Then I got her number and we started having lunch together. One thing lead to another, and here we are.
#119824 to #119819 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
yo dude bro bro, where are you here n ow?
#119823 to #119819 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
be interested in their small ass! with your finger in it! yeheeeeah!
#119814 to #119810 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
slip a finger in their asses yeheeeeah!
User avatar #119805 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
Here's my recent story...


Over the last 2 weeks I've been getting close to one of my friends ex from over a year ago. He is now in a happy relationship and according to him nothing would brake him and his girlfriend up.
Now I got intermediate with his ex and started sort of going out, we told our parents and stuff we spent the whole weekend together (yes we have slept with each other too) her parents like me (which has never happened to any of her ex's before) and mine like her.
On Sunday I received a text from my friend saying I need to stay away from his ex because I'm breaking the bro code, I was with her at the time so naturally i showed her the text.
We kept it all a secret but we never disagreed on wanting him to know about it so I wanted to take some certain steps.
I've texted him that it isnt something to talk over the phone about and that im willing to meet him up to speak about it telling him that its silly to fall out over something like that.
He just made me choose between him and her and in my opinion that just showed he isnt a true friend therefore I said her.
Yesterday he started going mouthy to me trying to cuss me over the phone and stuff, I just ignored him in order to keep away from any problems. But he carried on and started saying stuff about his ex and how everyone from our group hates me and they just use me for my car.
Thats when I've started to get pissed off, I said that if thats true they should tell me them self and that the reason I wanted to meet him was because he is too moist to say stuff like this to my face.
He got everyone to text me saying they hate me and how they wanted to meet me up right now and stuff, I've smelt beef.
Knowing they all hate me and about 7 of them are going to turn up I wasnt going to go alone. I've texted my 3 childhood friends who just happened to be the deadliest motherfuckers I've known to come over and help me if anything does kick off.

Cont...
User avatar #119807 to #119805 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
We turned up in 2 cars they drove a bit fguther down just to make it seem like they werent there and I just came with one of them to see everyone, my thoughts were right they all turned up and when they saw me just with my mate they looked like they were going to stamp me out slowly getting closer.
I told my mate to text the rest to get there quick to which they rushed out and joined us, that's when everyone backed off.
I told him I never wanted any of this and that I'm ready to sort it out how ever he wanted it to be.
He was quiet for like 5 minutes then just said its alright and shook my hand.

after the whole meeting I've called him up to say I'm glad that were ok now but if he says anything to his ex I'm coming after him and this time it wont be to talk.

I went to her house after, spent some time with her and told her everything that happened, she was shocked that he would of being like that about her knowing he had so many girls after her and was still with one.
She asked me if I told anyone about us to which I said only 2 people which she and I knew both wouldnt say anything to her ex.
The truth was there was a 3rd person.
After she asked me that someone called her, turned out to be her ex who wanted to apologize to me for the whole situation but she said I wasn't there and she was trying to find out what he knew.
So he told her that the 3rd person told him what happened and he got really angry to the point of which he persuaded all of my (so called) friend to come and beat me up).

She was shocked, they finished talking with her reassuring him she wont tell me that he called her and told her that. But then she asked me if I told anyone else, I said no she was like well it could of been my friend but I haven't told her we slept together and he knew that. I've felt like shit for not telling her but I didn't want to piss her off knowing that I have.

After that I went home and recieved a text...


Cont...
(A fucking gain)
User avatar #119809 to #119807 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
She said he told her how he found out that the third person has told him and he said that that guy only knew because I told him.
She was not happy at all.
I got a text from her saying she wants me to tell her the truth rather than her finding it out her self to which I broke in and told her the full story with every detail.
Got a long text after that saying that if I ever lie to her againwe are not gonna be anything more than friends because she doesnt want to be in a relationship with a liar.
I fell asleep before I got that text and she just continued to text me stuff like " I feel so bad for saying that" and "please dont hate me paul" Ive texted her saying I dont blame you for saying all those things to me and I would never hate you for it,I noly lied not to annoy you and I admitted to it because I realised how unfair it was of me. Ive promised her I wouldn't lie again.

I think its all being sorted out because rather than replying to my long message she just texted me in the morning saying my sister was asking if were together yet because they all like you a lot paul. But I want to make up for my lies and I just don't know how...

Any advice on the situation and on what doing would be really appreciated. Thanks guys.
User avatar #119830 to #119809 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Simple, just next time she screws up big time (which ever relo does), be unwittingly kind and forgiving of it. Even if it's something terrible.


IF she feels really bad about it, just give her a hug and say it'll be okay. Simple as that.
User avatar #119832 to #119830 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
The thing is I don't think she will screw up because she isn't the type of person to do that, she is perfect... and I need to think of something otherwise there wont be us anymore.
User avatar #119835 to #119832 - gmanofwonder (03/04/2014) [-]
Every person does. She may not make a huge of a mistake soon, but until then just be very nice, and yourself.



People make mistakes. Maybe she'll flirt with someone to make you jealous. Just forgive her. You don't even need to say you do, just be accepting and that will be enough.
User avatar #119840 to #119835 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
There's so many people flirting with her it's unreal but I never get pissed off about it because she used to tell me how annoyed she'd get if her boyfriend would get controlive and tell her to stop talking to other boys and most of her ex's did that.
User avatar #119825 to #119809 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Hell of a story there. So I'm just confused as to what you want advice on. Do you want advice on how to make it up to her or about your "friends" or perhaps both.
Using my experience if you and this girl really get along don't let other people get in the way of that even if it doesn't work out in the long run. You'll always cherish the good moments you had rather than hating the moments that could have been.
If you know what this girl likes simple things could make her happy and show you care; get her her favourite snack/food, plan to watch her favourite show with her, take her out, etc.
As for you friends, well it's apparent that trust didn't run deep. What he asked of you while wrong was understandable. I don't blame how he feels but how he reacted was far too immature. You need more supportive trusting people in your life and this girl may be just that.
So really you did all the right things here and it could be stressful but everything will be fine.
User avatar #119828 to #119825 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I really needed what you just said right here man, I don't to hurt her but neither did I want her to fall out with any one and when it all went down I've felt like they will take it out on her which I'm glad I was wrong about.

One this that I want to ask you is how do I make up for lying to her in the first place?
User avatar #119831 to #119828 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
You've already done what's important, you apologised and said you won't do it again. I don't know why you lied but that really isn't that important. She's hurt that you lied at all. It's really up to her to believe you or not.
When I was in that situation I promised not to lie again and I haven't but I always feel like she won't fully trust me again. What I do is always give her the opportunity to trust me and never fail at that. She'll appreciate that much more than she'll hate the one time.
But uh also don't do anything extravagant because you messed up. Otherwise you'll feel like you'll always have to and have to do something better than the last time.
It's the little things that count, give her one more heart felt apology if you feel that's necessary then drop it if she allows. Then just be there for her and take care of her and do the little things she likes to remind her why she's with you.
User avatar #119834 to #119831 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I've asked her if she wanted to come out or something she said yeah but now she dropped the subject, should I just ask her what time I should come down?
User avatar #119839 to #119834 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Yes, definitely go. The tricky part here is that girls, for the most part are confusing as hell. You know her and I'd hope rather well. I see two possible thought processes by her.
1) She's over it in which case everything is good and you can relax and just enjoy your time with her.
Or 2) She wants you to apologise or do something to make up for it and wants you to figure it out yourself. If so, still relax and have a good time with her but try and pick up on subtle clues that she wants something and apologise and just talk about it. Talking always helps.
Also, if everything goes well tonight but you're still bothered by it that's something you'll have to talk about as well. Don't let it eat away at you
User avatar #119841 to #119839 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I kept having a feeling like she does and it's seriously getting to me she might be throwing hints but I'm really not picking them up... She love's breaking bad and recently got me to watch first 5 episodes with her so I've just texted her that I wanna watch some more she told me to do it to which I replied I want to watch it with you though but that was like 10 minutes.
User avatar #119844 to #119841 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh man, I'm not really sure what to tell you anymore. Just make sure you keep your cool throughout the whole situation. I mean you can get frustrated or anxious or whatever but don't take it out on her. If things get to hectic all you can do is talk about about it and hopefully she's not the argumentative type
User avatar #119845 to #119844 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I'll just do that bro, thank you for everything I really appreciate it.

I'll update this post about what happened today if I do end up seeing her.

But right now take my thumbs bro!
User avatar #119849 to #119845 - leglessturtle (03/04/2014) [-]
No problem bro, I was/am in your situation and I really could have used this advice.

Hopefully all goes well good luck! Thanks for thumbs!
#119816 to #119809 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
hey screw off paul! you aren't good enough for samantha! or her ass! yeeeeeah!
User avatar #119817 to #119816 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
What would you do in my situation dude?
#119820 to #119817 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Isn't it obvious Paul? Put it in her ass maaaaaan yehaaaah!
User avatar #119822 to #119820 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
I need to make up for the lying though other wise no sexing for me
#119815 to #119809 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
sounds like a gayass boring story man


slip a finger in her ass yeeeeah!
User avatar #119818 to #119815 - bluehawker (03/04/2014) [-]
No cant do she don't like that shit
#119821 to #119818 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
because she hasnt had it yet? trust me brah, all baybez love a finger, right, in, the, ass
User avatar #119884 to #119821 - thejusticar (03/04/2014) [-]
this motha fucka knows whats up
#119786 - thespartanlegend (03/04/2014) [-]
ok so there is this girl i kind of like in my algebra class, i always help her with h.w so i can talk to her while doing it, how do i get her to like me back?
User avatar #119929 to #119786 - supertanto (03/04/2014) [-]
to impress a chick do the helicopter dick
User avatar #119883 to #119786 - TheOldOakTree (03/04/2014) [-]
if you really like her go fuck 10 other girls, you'll have that abundance or you wouldn't wanna approach her anyways
User avatar #119808 to #119786 - demure (03/04/2014) [-]
I agree that you should continue to help her with her homework, but I think you should do more than just that... Get to know her better, ask a few questions about herself and see if you have any similar interests. Once you have common ground, its a whole lot easier to have an in. See if she wouldn't mind doing some of the things you both enjoy together sometime. (:

But, take it slowly. There is never a reason to rush into a relationship. Get to know her, and in turn she will get to know you.
User avatar #119802 to #119786 - GumiiZ (03/04/2014) [-]
Keep helping her with her homework, and soon she''ll help you with your "homework"

;)
User avatar #119885 to #119802 - thejusticar (03/04/2014) [-]
and by homework he means cock
#119803 to #119802 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
faggot
#119789 to #119786 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
put it in her ass yeeeeeeah
User avatar #119787 to #119786 - BraindeadBuddha (03/04/2014) [-]
If she likes you back, she likes you back, you really can't just "get" someone to like you back (in my experience) but you can find out, see if she wants to go on a date sometime.
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#119804 to #119781 - shockcloud (03/04/2014) [-]
I have had a few states like you have described so I can try my best to understand where you are coming from because everybody is different. I think friends do a world load of good in any struggles a person is going through. But it's okay to be on your own sometimes too. If you want to talk about your problems, maybe a close friend will listen and keep what you say to themselves. If you're worried about talking to your friends I'm sure there are plenty of phone lines and feel free to chat me if you want Best of luck to you.
#119788 to #119781 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
May i ask, how old are you?
#119790 to #119788 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
he's twelve
User avatar #119784 to #119781 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Aaaahh this is a tricky situation. I'm start this off with what I always say to everyone who even entertains the idea that they might be depressed - TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR. They know what's up. Seriously.

Secondly, something that's becoming more and more prevalent is kids reading about shit on the net and going 'I think I have and such mental illness', going so far in convincing themselves that they even show minor symptoms. Start with the assumption that you are perfectly fine and healthy. As a side note: depresison isn't a result of something. It happens on it's own. You don't need to have lost a loved one to experience depression (that's why sadness and depression are so very different).

I'm inclinded to believe that you have convinced yourself you are depressed because according to this you are exhibiting signs of two different kinds of depression. In any case, talk to your doctor.
User avatar #119782 to #119781 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
I am sure you are overthinking it right now. Try to relax you can be happy anytime you want. Getting some pet to love you no matter what and be always with you is also a good idea.
User avatar #119747 - poakmarshall (03/04/2014) [-]
So a couple of weeks ago, I asked out this girl who basically has all the same interests as me, we've been friends for the past 6 months or so. She told me she "Wasn't ready for a relationship yet". I had heard that saying about several hundred times before, so I wasn't all that mad. Then the next day I see that she was now dating one of my friends. When I asked why she lied to be about it, she didn't say anything and walked away. What do I do now?
User avatar #119811 to #119747 - KINGOFTHESTARS (03/04/2014) [-]
its gonna suck. ive had this before.
just let her go.
#119791 to #119747 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
sock her in the jaw
User avatar #119764 to #119747 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
If she can't talk to you honestly don't expect her to be good gf. Forget about her and carry on.
#119760 to #119747 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Only thing i can do is repeat. fuck that bitch. If she treats you like this she wasn't worth it in the first place. If your bro knew you wanted her, fuck him as well. If he can't live after simple rules (bros before hoes) he isn't worth being your friend either.
User avatar #119750 to #119747 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Abandon ship, honestly. Tell her that you had hoped she'd regarded you as a person more highly, at least to be honest with you, and that you think it's best if you stop communicating, then forget about her.

Basically, guilt trip the fuck out of her and hope she doesn't do the same thing to another dude in the future.
User avatar #119752 to #119750 - poakmarshall (03/04/2014) [-]
What do I do about my friend [we have been best friends since 1st Grade. We are now in College]
User avatar #119754 to #119752 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Ask him if he knew you were interested, if not all is good, if he did ask him to respect your intentions and at least come to you if something similar ever arises again rather than making a move behind your back.
User avatar #119749 to #119747 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
Move on. She's clearly a bit of a bitch so you're better off without her anyway.
User avatar #119744 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
When's the best time to post content?
#119792 to #119744 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
about tree fiddy
User avatar #119767 to #119744 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
I thinks it depends on the content. If you think obamalovers will like it post it when they are after their school or job. If you aim for futurerussians aproval post it in afternoon europe time.
User avatar #119769 to #119767 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't know who will like it - if anyone haha. It's a comp of some clay things I made, like pokemon etc.
User avatar #119772 to #119769 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
So post it afternoon. People are usually relaxed at this time of day and will be more likely to thumb you up. At least I am
User avatar #119773 to #119772 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
Well it depends what time zone we're talking about. It's 2:40 pm here in England but do you mean afternoon in America?
User avatar #119776 to #119773 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
I have no idea what time it is in America because I am Polish myself. But posting it right now seems like good idea because Europe is after the whole day and America is waking up right now.
User avatar #119777 to #119776 - squilliams (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks, will see how it goes then!
User avatar #119778 to #119777 - jayeti (03/04/2014) [-]
Best of luck!
#119738 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
Well I have a girlfriend and all, but I am just too shy to make a move. what do I do?
#119793 to #119738 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
slip a finger in her ass yeeeeeeeeeeeah
User avatar #119748 to #119738 - fitchy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
if she obviously wants to take it to the next level, just make the move to at least kiss her. Women like when the man takes control (uuusually!) and makes the situation go where he wants. Trust me man, if you don't make a move and she has to it's gonna be a kick to your ego, and she (being a girl) will probably overthink why you haven't made a move. I.E. "omg I'm so ugly he won't even kiss me, omg I gotta end this!"
#119739 to #119738 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Which base are you aiming for?
#119742 to #119739 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
Well none of them yet. I mean (and I know this will make me sound like a fucking kid) we havent even kissed yet
User avatar #119740 to #119739 - simmen ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Forgot to log on, sorry.
#119743 to #119740 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
its cool
User avatar #119746 to #119743 - simmen ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
A tip a lesbian friend of mine taught me was somethng I thought to be way to cliche to actually work, but it does, and I've asked other female friends if they'd fall for it, and all have been positive.



The tip was simply to put your hand under her chin, look her into the eyes and simply say "can I kiss you?"

Simple, but works. Side note, might be slightly different cultures, I live in Norway.. but I'd say it's worth giving it a try if you don't get any better tips!
#119894 to #119746 - demonruler (03/04/2014) [-]
well i mean i know she wants to as well but i am just too shy
User avatar #119736 - sileq ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Hey guys , tomorrow i got an interview about a job and i am really freaking out because i don't really like to talk with people ...so any advice?
#119915 to #119736 - harleycurnow (03/04/2014) [-]
In my last interview, i was asked to describe myself and i said 'hard working', 'intelligent', and then my mind went blank. There was a long pause until she asked for some reason i came out with 'last time i checked, hard and working were different words'.

DONT DO THIS
#119794 to #119736 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
put it in her assssss yeeheeeeeah
User avatar #119757 to #119736 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Something I do a lot is look away from the person I'm talking to, either at my hands or slightly to the side of their head. DON'T DO THAT. Don't stare of course but try to keep eye contact if one of you are talking.

Speak slowly and clearly, don't rush your words. I do that too, sometimes I fuse words and sometimes I skip words all together. Nod a lot. Think before you speak on the tougher questions, prepare answers for those stupid typical questions they always ask 'describe you in five words' 'where do you see yourself in five years' and so on. Maybe grab an irish coffee (enough to ease your nerves but not to make your breath smell of liquor) if you're old enough to drink responsibly.
User avatar #119763 to #119757 - sileq ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot , not gonna drink an irish coffee but gonna start thinking of some good answers for the "typical questions" , i am 22 by the way .
User avatar #119766 to #119763 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Ah, is this a 'I really need a job' type situation or more of a 'this is in the field I am interested in' situation?
User avatar #119768 to #119766 - sileq ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I really need a job or i ain't eating next month kind of situation
User avatar #119771 to #119768 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Hahaha feel your pain, man. Well direct that need into your attitude, eagerness for a job always pleases the boss man, but don't tell em the whole not eating thing Maybe crack a joke about the economical situation if the interviewer has a good sense of humour.
User avatar #119775 to #119771 - sileq ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I think the one that is going to be interviewing me might be a woman and that's a thing too ...hope i don't start say "Uh uh uh " a lot ...
User avatar #119780 to #119775 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
We chicks are completely taken by cheesiness, not just romantically but socially. Saying 'uh' or 'um' once or twice is ok but don't get repetitive with it, if you're stuck on a question or looking for a word just kinda wave your hands around a bit, or say something like 'the word I'm looking for is on the tip of my tongue, don't you hate that?'
User avatar #119783 to #119780 - sileq ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Mhm mhm i will try to say that if it ever happens . But wow that feels weird , i might go all red
User avatar #119734 - Arthurrr (03/04/2014) [-]
helping each other out is what we are all about! -Advice board
#119732 - ipostcp (03/04/2014) [-]
Alright I need some advice on my ball python. I was going to feed it, but it wouldn't bite the mouse I was giving it.(dead mouse). I just left it in the cage, because that's how it was eating the mouse before. Anyway, the snake didn't eat it this time (probably because it didn't find it). Came home after work and the mouse was starting to rot. Should I be cleaning my tank because of this? Or should I just be alright with changing the bedding?
Alright I need some advice on my ball python. I was going to feed it, but it wouldn't bite the mouse I was giving it.(dead mouse). I just left it in the cage, because that's how it was eating the mouse before. Anyway, the snake didn't eat it this time (probably because it didn't find it). Came home after work and the mouse was starting to rot. Should I be cleaning my tank because of this? Or should I just be alright with changing the bedding?
#119795 to #119732 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
put it in its asss yeeheeeeah
User avatar #119741 to #119732 - lobselvith (03/04/2014) [-]
I would recommend reptile carpet to prevent impaction instead of any kind of substrate you have right now. I think that you'd be fine with changing the bedding where the mouse was, but definitely clean the tank out with hot water and dish soap just so that you can get rid of any remaining bacteria and your python doesn't get sick.

Don't leave the mice in the tank if your ball python doesn't seem immediately interested or doesn't start looking for it. Your snake knew it was there, it just wasn't hungry.
User avatar #119735 to #119732 - Walnuts (03/04/2014) [-]
You shouldn't be putting the mouse on the bedding because the snake could get it in its stomach and mess up it's digestive system. But yes, you should clean the mouse/bedding and maybe put a new one in, preferably on a solid object so your python only gets the mouse in its mouth.
User avatar #119722 - hwangw (03/04/2014) [-]
I've known about this board for a while now but always been too scared to post but after seeing admin's post I figured I'd give it a shot. I've got a lot of questions I'd like to ask but I'm just going to start with one for now.

I don't know how to really explain this but I think I may be emotionally stunted. I don't feel as much as I should or as often as I should. Around others I find myself pretending a lot and just acting how I believe they'd want me to act, even here on FJ. When it comes down to it I just don't care about much of anything at all. But sometimes I do get over attached to inanimate objects. Through my entire memorable life I've only cried twice. Once when I was around 10-12 because I forgot my favorite jacket at my mom's job and once when I was around 15-16 and had to throw away my first pair of contacts. Other than that no death, funeral, wedding, movie, song, pain, relationship, anime, game, anything has made me cry. Not even Lion King. I also don't get angry. Don't get me wrong I can still get annoyed or bothered but I've only felt true anger once and it took me by surprise. My sister and her friends in 4th/5th grade were being bullied by 6th-8th graders, I was in 7th grade at the time, and I flipped out. Honestly, I don't remember all of it. I guess I was seeing red? So this is as told to me by my sister but I walked all of her friends home then took her home, disassembled our vacuum. We had one of the old fashioned ones in 2 parts with a heavy metal pipe. And left to destroy the bully kids. When I don't wear my "mask" people ask me all day what's wrong? or why do I look so upset? This problem also causes me to be incredibly rational and objective.

Sorry, just realized that I've written too much. But even with all of that text I'm not quite sure what my question is. Maybe is there something wrong with me? Does it have a name? Or is it just my personality?
#119796 to #119722 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
put your emotions in your ass yeeeeeah
User avatar #119765 to #119722 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
Like batgirlfucker said that definitely sounds like one of the many personality disorders, or maybe even autism of some variety (I've seen similar traits in both). I recently was told I have a personality disorder, at twenty years old, and I thought everything I experienced was relatively normal. But as the internet tends to, this is only going to lead to people diagnosing you with this that and the other, which is going to lead to you self diagnosing. Best option is to go to your GP and tell them your concerns, they can refer you to a therapist or counsellor at a discounted rate.
#119733 to #119722 - SixStringJake (03/04/2014) [-]
Seems to me you're particularly introverted, which is only a bad thing if you let it be or believe it is.
#119731 to #119722 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong but i really don't see the problem. If you don't give a fuck about anything, why would it bother you? Right, it can't unless you actually do care a little bit about other people.

It also seems to me that you have issues with self confidence. You said were "too scared" to use this board etc. Find the reason for that issue and you will be able to change it. You think you're too ugly? Get a new haircut. etc etc.
User avatar #119855 to #119731 - hwangw (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't really see it as a problem. It's actually helped me a lot. In school for example, currently I'm 18 hoping you live somewhere with a similar school system. But As of now I've already graduated highschool, got my A.S., and been A+ certified. I'm starting at a university for my Bachelor's in Computer Science on April 1. I'm not saying it's incredibly impressive but I'm a little bit ahead of a lot of people my age.

And I just wanted t clarify this and it's not that I don't feel anything at all, just not extreme. And you're right, I do have self confidence problems. I'm overweight. But I'm working on that now. But that's a good example for me to use. For me I'm losing weight more for social standing I don't know if that's the correct terminology. . Weight is closely linked to attractiveness and more attractive people are, for instance more likely to get a job than they're equally qualified, unattractive competition.
User avatar #119730 to #119722 - znapp (03/04/2014) [-]
Talking to someone about your problems (in person) might do you some good.


And I'm just gonna put it out there.... Weed
#119726 to #119722 - batgirlfucker (03/04/2014) [-]
it sounds like you have antisocial personality disorder which is characterized by exactly what you've typed
User avatar #119700 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
So I live with a girl who i've known since school. Things were going pretty well, she was hard to live with but I made it work. However she's decided I have to move out so her boyfriend can move in and i'll have to go back to my parents house and sell most of my furniture. She's been pretty crappy about the whole thing.

Now here's the thing. I know things and about her and things about her boyfriend that if they both knew would totally destroy their relationship, it won't fix my situation as I really can't live with her now anyway, but I can't decide if i want to be a horrible bitch or not.
#119797 to #119700 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
fuck the blacks
User avatar #119779 to #119700 - thirdjess (03/04/2014) [-]
I'm a bit of a shit stirrer, so if it were me and she and I were both on the lease (rather than her on the lease and me paying through her) I'd dig my heels in and straight up refuse. Tell her that she can leave if she wants to live with her boyfriend, make a big show of interviewing for a new roommate and such.

Then I'd have someone I know write a letter to each of them (she might recognise your hand writing) with all the dirt you've got and watch the paranoia olympics.
User avatar #119806 to #119779 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
Its complicated. there's no technical lease as its council property. she owns it and she's gone through all the proper ways to make me leave. also the place stinks of cat shit I don't really want to live there anymore.
#119727 to #119700 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Lose weight.

Fatass.
#119710 to #119700 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
definitely make that shit happen, wether you have to move out or not, if shes being a cunt destory her shit! She fucking deserves it!
any woman, wouldnt not hesitate a single fucking second to fuck up your shit, go aheand and return the favor.

you owe it to men everywhere!
User avatar #119714 to #119710 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
dude i'm a chick too...
User avatar #119751 to #119714 - fitchy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
So you know how bad you guys make it on men. Fuck her shit up, no mercy.
#119701 to #119700 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
That kinda depends on the information. If it can ruin a relationship doesn't that involve one of them being a dick in the first place? For example when one of them cheated, it's not really a bitchy thing to do if you tell the other one.
User avatar #119702 to #119701 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
Well her boyfriend fucked one of our mutual friends whilst they were still sort of together and he constantly tells us how much he wants to fuck his boss. He also tells us pretty graphic details about the girl I live with.

And the girl I live with is doing sneaky things to prehaps end up pregnant.

To be honest I might just let them implode without my help.
#119703 to #119702 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Well tbh the bitchy thing here was to NOT tell her in my opinion.
User avatar #119705 to #119703 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
Indeed but on the other side of it she's been fucking horrible to me about moving out. When I told her I was upset that I had to sell all of my stuff and I felt this was all a bit unfair she said 'Oh what just because i'm trying to move on with my life, that's a bit fucking harsh'

And even then both of them have the blinkers on, I doubt either of them would believe me if I said something and it'd probably just end up me looking like a cunt,
#119706 to #119705 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Well i think you should tell her now. Not because it's the right thing to do, but because she is a bitch. Give her that "oh i love you we will meet again" speech and right before you leave you say something like "oh and btw your boyfriend cheated on you etc."

At least that's how i would do it.
User avatar #119707 to #119706 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
I am pretty tempted to tell her exactly how I feel when I move out, even before she deided I was moving out she was difficult to be around a lot of the time and quite frankly shes a passive aggressive bitch with horrible hygiene standards.
#119708 to #119707 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I usually tell people that piss me off how i feel about them immediatly. You want to do it, it would be the right thing to do and it would make you feel better. Do it.
User avatar #119715 to #119708 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
I think I might, I'm a pretty tolerant person and i've let a lot of shit go but she's pushed me way too far this time.
#119698 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Sooo. It's not really a huge problem but it's just something that bugs me a bit. The last few days we celebrated Karneval. I got wasted the first day and flirted hard with a few girls from my school, made out with one. I didn't ask for numbers (mainly because i am a retard) but i later found out she has a boyfriend. I see that girl every day, she is one grade below me. How the hell should i deal with that now? Should i just act like i don't know her just like i did before karneval?
Sooo. It's not really a huge problem but it's just something that bugs me a bit. The last few days we celebrated Karneval. I got wasted the first day and flirted hard with a few girls from my school, made out with one. I didn't ask for numbers (mainly because i am a retard) but i later found out she has a boyfriend. I see that girl every day, she is one grade below me. How the hell should i deal with that now? Should i just act like i don't know her just like i did before karneval?
User avatar #119753 to #119698 - fitchy ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
it's karneval nigga, no rules.
User avatar #119716 to #119698 - TrashX (03/04/2014) [-]
In my opinion if you get with somebody then it turns out they are in a relationship just back the fuck away. Never anything good in that social bullshit.
#119798 to #119716 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
yeah man you're so deep and edgy, 3 edgy 4 me
#119719 to #119716 - minutes ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Yea well one of them is in a relationship, doesn't mean i lost interest in the other one. Anyways, the next days gonna be very akward.
User avatar #119724 to #119719 - Nameloc (03/04/2014) [-]
Only has to be awkward if you make it awkward.

Pretend nothing happened. Even if she talks to you about the ordeal or in a manner which insinuates too much , maybe try ignoring her.
Or, if possible, find some bullshit thing that you suddenly must do. Like... going to the bathroom... Or forgetting to speak to a teacher about a homework assignment... Or even that you need to check up on X because they are suicidal.
#119712 to #119698 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
see if you can tongue punch her fart box, then video tape that shit and send footage of you plowing her asshole to her bf. see what happens.
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