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User avatar #103594 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
Did i do any good on opening
Sorry about the clicking sound i was doing it on an electric guitar without an amp
vocaroo.com/i/s07ncGW3dmoo
User avatar #103593 - oborawatabinost (11/18/2013) [-]
Not sure what board to post this on, but is anyone else's AdBlock not working anymore?
User avatar #103882 to #103593 - adblock (11/20/2013) [-]
im working perfectly fine
User avatar #103883 to #103882 - oborawatabinost (11/20/2013) [-]
No you're not you lying son of a bitch!
User avatar #103595 to #103593 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
Did you try updating or reinstalling?
#103592 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
There's this girl at my college that I like, and today she told me she dreamed about me. I was thinking in my head at the time "what does this mean?". Then I asked her what happened in the dream (and here's the bit that's really fucking with my mind) she said we went shopping in X location and I kept grabbing her ass. What does this mean? cheers
User avatar #103755 to #103592 - advicedude (11/19/2013) [-]
You dream raped her. Say you're sorry.
User avatar #103722 to #103592 - iridium (11/19/2013) [-]
Go for her.
User avatar #103606 to #103592 - stiltsformidgets (11/18/2013) [-]
She likes you.
User avatar #103596 to #103592 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
Could mean alot of things like her having a physical attraction to you(Unless she resisted it in her dream)
Some say our dreams are a way of our subconcious mind talking to us trying to guide us in life
#103597 to #103596 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
thanks for replying, she said she did resist. I don't know what's going on... she was being quite flirty today and she told me I was good looking.
User avatar #103600 to #103597 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
Well seems like she likes you probably a relationship way if you wanna go for it do it but dont rush

and if you have an account dont be afraid to sign in
#103602 to #103600 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I didn't want to rush anything, that's why I asked for help. I don't want to log in because my friends might see, I'm close with them but they're a bunch of stoners that always fail when it comes to girls. Cheers for the advice have a good day.
User avatar #103603 to #103602 - nigalthornberry (11/18/2013) [-]
Ah i see and the best i can give you for starting things with her is asking about her day and making a few jokes,some of the other guys on here can probably help you better
User avatar #103582 - dcmp (11/18/2013) [-]
I am in a predicament. Yes it has to do with females and relationships.
The first girl, lets call her S, I've known for a while and we've talked a few times and stuff. I know she's been looking for a boyfriend for a while and we get along and everything and like the same stuff, but I just don't see her that often.
The the second girl, lets call her J, I met on a dating website and we've been texting back and forth gratuitously.
I think it's fair to say that I could probably form a realtionship with either of these girls, but S lives pretty close to me and J lives like 24 miles away. I don't want to hurt either of these girls, I mean it would probably hurt J more if she found out that we've been texting but then I formed a relationship with S, but then S has been like feeling how ive been feeling, like depressed and nobody wants me all that shit. So what do I do?
User avatar #103590 to #103582 - nospyonme (11/18/2013) [-]
If you consider 24 miles a long distance, then you shouldn't be using dating sites.

User avatar #103721 to #103590 - iridium (11/19/2013) [-]
This is pretty much the answer. If you met on a dating site, chances are you pretty much met one another for the sake of dating, where as it sounds like you're not actually dating the girl you live near. I'm pretty sure J would feel a lot more upset about you not reciprocating than S based on your current situation because of that. That 24 mile gap is almost nothing, not even worth considering.

In the end though, what you most need to consider here is who you want more. Who are you attracted to more? And obviously, not (just) in an appearance or sexual way, but the person who you most would like to date, go out with and spend time with. And if things go well and you handle the situation delicately and you keep the relationship good between you and whomever you don't go with, then if the first one doesn't work maybe you have a backup plan.
User avatar #103780 to #103721 - dcmp (11/19/2013) [-]
thanks I think I know what Im going to do now. Thanks everyone who replied, nospyonme, iridium, and AresX
User avatar #103781 to #103780 - AresX (11/19/2013) [-]
What are you going to do? Anyway I say S, dating site women aren't really that great. I know from personal experience.
User avatar #103782 to #103781 - dcmp (11/19/2013) [-]
im going to go for j, me and her have hit it off pretty well
User avatar #103783 to #103782 - AresX (11/19/2013) [-]
Than do, since you've already expended so much energy towards her. 24 miles is nothing. I bus 6 hours twice a week to hang out with my fiance.
User avatar #103784 to #103783 - dcmp (11/19/2013) [-]
good for you man thanks
#103738 to #103721 - nospyonme (11/19/2013) [-]
You expressed your sentiments in a more through and concise manor, but I concur with your assertion.
User avatar #103577 - fladen (11/18/2013) [-]
k, so theres this girl ive been trying to talk to at work, its really hard cause she works at the other side of the building (ive talked about this before) but weve talked and stuff during breaks, and like i wanna get to talk to her more. but theres just few things getting in my way, for one idk if she has a bf, and like if she did then id back off cause my intention is to like, ask her to hang out and stuff. just idk how i can get to that next level. do i just flat out ask for her number? or like just ask if she has a boyfriend so then if she does i dont need to make her feel weird if i asked for her number?
User avatar #103591 to #103577 - nospyonme (11/18/2013) [-]
Don't shit where you eat.
User avatar #103587 to #103577 - aherorising ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
that's a lot of 'like and stuff'
User avatar #103575 - robinwilliamson (11/18/2013) [-]
Okay, I'm trying to get a measly 2 amazon cards for a certain 10 dollar item to be bought discretely with as little trace as possible, even getting a discrete shipment, right now I'm using Bing rewards and Swagbucks but Swagbucks is moving way too slow for the time zone I'm trying to accomplish. Are there any faster ways to get just two 5$ or one 10$ card? Tips for Swagbucks or something faster than Swagbucks maybe? I'm really hungry for this item.

Here's my bing rewards link if someone wants to help me out.
User avatar #103572 - therealslim ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I have recently found bites all up an down my arms and back that resemble bed bug bites
I live in the middle of the woods and no one has come here and stayed lately so how could they get here ? on another note is there anyway to treat them?
#103568 - alphajunk (11/18/2013) [-]
Does anybody know who they are? the characters
Now i know this one is from a certain anime/manga.
I just cant remember which
User avatar #103760 to #103568 - advicedude (11/19/2013) [-]
Just look like Chinese people
User avatar #103888 to #103760 - alphajunk (11/20/2013) [-]
I thought you would be advicedude,not horriblejokesdude
User avatar #103903 to #103888 - advicedude (11/20/2013) [-]
Wasn't a joke. Just look like normal communist chinese. not from anime
User avatar #103561 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Hows my resume looking
(Name) (Address) (Phone Numbers) ( E- Mail)
Objective
Eager and looking to join the workforce and obtain a stable position to use my people and communication skills.
Availability
Available from the hours of 4:00 - 11 PM on the days of Monday to Friday. 11 AM - 12 PM on Saturday and Sunday.
Position
Open and available for any and all positions. Ideally suited for a cashiering, customer service, or movie teller position.
Skills and Qualifications
Completed a Service & Hospitality Safety Association of Saskatchewan Inc. training course.
Completed the Rotary Youth Leadership Assembly camp in Clear Lake, Manitoba.
Currently learning Spanish.
Excellent at speaking English and communicating with people new to the language.
Enrolled in Advanced Placement English Courses.
Great communication and people skills, excellent at handling children in particular.
Good at working independently or under pressure/stressful situations.
Confident and effective leader.
Fast and efficient calculation ability.
Exceptional organizational skills.


(1)

User avatar #103634 to #103561 - heraske (11/18/2013) [-]
You are only available for an hour on Saturday and sunday? I believe you would like to mean 11 AM - 12 AM, as 12 AM marks morning, and 12 PM is after 11 AM.
User avatar #103642 to #103634 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks for catching that. I almost made a grave mistake
User avatar #103699 to #103642 - heraske (11/19/2013) [-]
NP brah,

I'm all about times, especially since for some fucking stupid reason my manager decided to make me nightstaff then put all the new fags on day staff which means more hourse; less work. Why? You don't have to fucking close and clean up the day staff's mess and MAKE less money than them. I better have a fucking 40 cent raise or I'm fucking done fast food for good and switching to retail where I don't have to put up smelling like a small fry and cheeseburger - fucking sick and tired of kids trying to take bites out of me.
User avatar #103586 to #103561 - saiyajinwarrior (11/18/2013) [-]
You should be fine sinery, as long as you don't tell them that you're the mother of sin-sin.
User avatar #103562 to #103561 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Prior Work Experience

Babysitter

Took care of children ages 3-11. 2011-2012

Entertained children.
Cooked basic meals.

Volunteer Work

Volunteered at the (city) Food Bank in 2012
User avatar #103563 to #103562 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Carried boxes of food inside from delivery trucks.
Moved the food boxes to the appropriate refrigerated or unrefrigerated areas.
Sorted foods into their proper containers.

Decorating

Scattered work with interior decorating.
Hanging up and choosing themed decorations.

EDUCATION
(Elementary School).
2003 - 2012
(High School)
2012 - Current

Averaged Grade 82.874
Advanced Placement Course: English.


REFERENCES

(People)!
#103589 to #103563 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
>Looking for job
>(High School) 2012 - Current
User avatar #103627 to #103589 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
No man I'm totally 21 ya here?
#103628 to #103627 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
No, I'm not here.
User avatar #103629 to #103628 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Good, cause I'm masturbating. See? I knew what I was doing.
#103630 to #103629 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
You too?
You too?
User avatar #103631 to #103630 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
Yep. To my ingenuous plan.
#103640 to #103631 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I promised a riddle, here's a riddle.

I have crossed the dimensions, I am many worlds,
I am more than that of the mind and more than that of words.
When parts of me die; only a part of you endure,
I bring such feared closure.
I can be seen with both outer and inner eye,
And I never really die,
But for the grand question: What am I?
User avatar #103668 to #103640 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
Saiyajinwarrior, surely you can manage a more intelligent reply to this than Sinery.
#103669 to #103668 - saiyajinwarrior (11/18/2013) [-]
sin-sin, you know I can't make intellectual/funny comments when asked to do so.   
   
They just come naturally.
sin-sin, you know I can't make intellectual/funny comments when asked to do so.

They just come naturally.
#103670 to #103669 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I thought it wasn't possible, but you did it.   
A less intelligent comment than Sinery's.
I thought it wasn't possible, but you did it.
A less intelligent comment than Sinery's.
#103672 to #103670 - saiyajinwarrior (11/18/2013) [-]
......Vaginal evacuation?
#103673 to #103672 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
Probably.
Probably.
User avatar #103643 to #103640 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
You're Sin-Sin you fucking retard.
#103646 to #103643 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm badass, just look at all those fucking things.
User avatar #103678 to #103646 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
What things?
User avatar #103680 to #103679 - wittypotato (11/19/2013) [-]
You should really tell me the answer to that.
User avatar #103684 to #103681 - wittypotato (11/19/2013) [-]
Sin-Sin I swear to God...
I will break you.
#103688 to #103684 - sinery (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh, no I won't be able to sleep.
Anyway, I'm off to bed.
User avatar #103690 to #103688 - wittypotato (11/19/2013) [-]
Goodnight you faggot.
User avatar #103632 to #103631 - sinery (11/18/2013) [-]
I got a pretty epic riddle under work.
Just you wait.
User avatar #103576 to #103563 - wydell (11/18/2013) [-]
I updated mine seeing how yours was way better laid out
User avatar #103567 to #103563 - thecomkiller (11/18/2013) [-]
I think you're light-years ahead of most people applying for a job at a (theater?)
#103560 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
So ever since I learned how, I've been fapping to the fantasy of having sex with my crush. I think we were about 11-12. I moved across the state the next year and haven't seen her since. Like I said, I've been doing this for a while and the fantasy hasn't changed a bit. I'm now 19 and in college and I realized a couple months ago that "holy crap this is creepy because of the age thing" at what point did I cross a moral line?
User avatar #103564 to #103560 - soupkittenagain (11/18/2013) [-]
A long time ago. Although if you end up with her, all will be forgiven unless you tell her . Your secret is safe with us.
#103566 to #103564 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
whelp, under the rug and into the heart of a dieing star this secret goes...
User avatar #103558 - klaes (11/18/2013) [-]
Very random question, but would anyone happen to know when the first phones that allowed you to see what number was calling came out? More accurately, when was the first time people could tell what number was calling them?
#103569 to #103558 - tiredofannon (11/18/2013) [-]
1968 the first version of caller id was invented.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caller_ID
User avatar #103637 to #103569 - klaes (11/18/2013) [-]
Thank you very much! I couldn't remember what the term for it was either, so thanks again on that.
#103708 to #103637 - tiredofannon (11/19/2013) [-]
Welcome.
#103550 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I have kind of a morbid question, but I'm trying to figure something out and would really appreciate it if you could help.

Say that a girl gets raped repeatedly for 5 consecutive days. Of course, this would be painful physically and mentally, but what about the physical pain after the 5 days come to pass? How long will her vagina hurt, and how much will it hurt?

Again, a morbid question, but I read something while browsing the web that made me think of this question. Sorry if it freaks you out.
User avatar #103570 to #103550 - AresX (11/18/2013) [-]
Could hurt for a lifetime due to injury.
User avatar #103551 to #103550 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
Probably really sore. like a workout for 5 days.
User avatar #103535 - wittypotato (11/18/2013) [-]
FJ, I'm writing a resume to send to a theater I want to work at. What type of stuff would I put on my resume? Like what looks good in general that strangers on the internet cant tell me to put. I'm worried about the job experience section because I've never had a job before because it may look bad.
User avatar #103552 to #103535 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
put volenteer and extra stuff.
User avatar #103531 - sidathe (11/17/2013) [-]
Hello. I'm looking for some answeres.

Yesterday I got a call from my brother and he asked if I could pick him up at the train station, he called at 2 am. I said ok and hanged up.

While driving (it was a 2-3 hour trip) I got tired and kept blazing my self with coffè. 2.5 hour into the trip I almost slept behind the wheel, I didn't notice it at all ( I was driving at 120 mph) then suddenly I saw a big titan with viking outfit and a shiled and axe. He slammed his axe at the shield while screaming. At that point I had so much adrenaline in my body I woke up like jesus rose on the third day.

Is this my brain saying "wake up you idiot"? Or is it something else?
User avatar #103533 to #103531 - stiltsformidgets (11/18/2013) [-]
it's a dream
User avatar #103532 to #103531 - soupkittenagain (11/17/2013) [-]
Maybe just your friendly neighborhood waker up.
User avatar #103527 - foaly (11/17/2013) [-]
I have lots of knowledge about computers and I'm going to go into the computer engineering career. Any fellow Computer Engineers that could help an apprentice out?
User avatar #103758 to #103527 - advicedude (11/19/2013) [-]
engineering is hardware too. Coding is more software engineering. it's what I'm doing or Computer Science
User avatar #103916 to #103758 - JustForTheLulz (11/20/2013) [-]
Coding is actually a major part of computer engineering.
User avatar #103541 to #103527 - JustForTheLulz (11/18/2013) [-]
Do you like coding?
#103526 - dafudafu (11/17/2013) [-]
Been a lot time without a job and I'm starting to feel a bit "crazy", between searching for work and trying to distract myself from the case, what can I do to feel less like that?
I end up crying time to time usually after I don't get a reply back after a job interview..
#103523 - eatsleepmeme (11/17/2013) [-]
Walmart Prank GOES CRAZY!!!!!

These kids got tazed at walmart. Stop being pussies.
User avatar #103553 to #103523 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
made me lol
#103530 to #103525 - eatsleepmeme (11/17/2013) [-]
im already a meme
User avatar #103524 to #103523 - haydn (11/17/2013) [-]
If you made that video you should have a show painful death
#103529 to #103524 - eatsleepmeme (11/17/2013) [-]
Im a meme already
User avatar #103519 - philliyoMLB (11/17/2013) [-]
Hey guys I was wondering some things, I'm in my senior year right now and the highest I got on the ACT was a 25 (I plan on taking it again) but since I go to a college prep school, which is also public (#64 in the nation academically and #1 in Kansas) my GPA isn't exactly great, all my years I've never had below a 2.5 or above a 3.0 is this bad?
User avatar #103565 to #103519 - thecomkiller (11/18/2013) [-]
from experience, you will be able to get into most schools but you are pretty well screwed if you're looking for any scholarships.
User avatar #103554 to #103519 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
gpa couldbe better but act is fine.
User avatar #103502 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
My ex-girlfriend is selling the Hedgehog I bought her, it cost 180$. Should I make her pay me back? I don't care *too* much about the money, it just pisses me off.
User avatar #103598 to #103502 - gabemczombie (11/18/2013) [-]
You bought here a hedgehog... And she doesn't want to keep it? What did you see in her?
User avatar #103534 to #103502 - stiltsformidgets (11/18/2013) [-]
Tell her you will take the hedgehog
#103521 to #103502 - tiredofannon (11/17/2013) [-]
She's doing it to piss you off. Don't react to her bait.
User avatar #103503 to #103502 - lukagamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Bitch. Buy the Hedgehog yourself that will make her pissed .
User avatar #103505 to #103503 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
But I don't want to buy the hedgehog twice, at that point I do care about the money.
User avatar #103506 to #103505 - lukagamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Ask her to return the hedgehog instead of selling it to someone who would perhaps not take care of it as well as you would.
User avatar #103507 to #103506 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
I bought it for her, though, I can't afford to take care of it. (she can, she's just selling it to be a bitch.)
User avatar #103509 to #103507 - dusters (11/17/2013) [-]
Why are you even dating her if she does stuff like that to be a bitch?
User avatar #103510 to #103509 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
"Ex-girlfriend"
I broke up with her because of stupid shit like this.
User avatar #103511 to #103510 - dusters (11/17/2013) [-]
Sorry, my eyes skipped the "ex" part. My bad.
At this point why not be selfish and just stop talking to her for your own good? Obviously she's not trying to deserve any act of kindness from you.
User avatar #103512 to #103511 - dogwars (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna stop talking to her, what I need advice on is whether or not to make her give me my money back.
User avatar #103517 to #103512 - letting (11/17/2013) [-]
It sounds like it was a gift for than anything else, so no, you really don't reserve the right to ask for it back. Just one of those things bitches do after a break up to make it all the more painful, good luck to you.
User avatar #103516 to #103512 - lukagamer (11/17/2013) [-]
Make her. Sue her if you have to. One guy sued a woman for 200,000$ because he made notes of all the places she spent the money at and how much she spent to deciline his marrage proposal at the end.
User avatar #103515 to #103512 - dusters (11/17/2013) [-]
Well, if you have nothing to lose and don't care about arguing and dealing with more bitch moves you should definitely get your money back.

If she's really a bitch though, it's mostly going to be a drag and something not worth wasting energy and time over. If you can live without that money (though I'd be proper pissed too) walk away and just make sure it doesn't happen to you again in the future.

Basically, it really depends on whether or not you feel like dealing with her any more than you already have.
User avatar #103501 - foreseeker (11/17/2013) [-]
I know that this will make me sound puffy but does anyone know how to make a temporary tattoo? I heard that you need a sharpie for it
User avatar #103573 to #103501 - therealslim ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
You draw it on your skin then cover it in talc / baby powder then spray it with hairspray
User avatar #103555 to #103501 - advicedude (11/18/2013) [-]
Local grocers sell them for 50 cents usually.
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