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#178170 - fruzzinoid
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#178165 - notred
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(03/18/2015) [-]
want to ask for a number from a girl I work with. Thing is, it IS work. I mean, I never work on the same shift as her, but her mom works there too.

Not a big deal I guess. The thing is, she is super hard to read. I knew her when I was a kid and hung out with her a lot and she acts the same way she did then. Like super reserved I guess.

It's kinda funny though cause her mom is the total opposite.

Should I just say "Fuck it" and do it? We never really had a falling out either, but it's been like 6 years.
#178228 to #178165 - chitogekirisaki
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(03/18/2015) [-]
>spill drink on her
>"ohmygodimsosorryyadayada"
>"how bout i take you out somewhere to make up for it, on me"
#178169 to #178165 - anon
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Yeah why not. Ask her man.
#178164 - rereviven
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(03/18/2015) [-]
So a few years ago i slammed this controller on the ground and it split as shown in the picture. Anyone know how to fix it? I have a smash tourney tomorrow and they want me to bring 4 controllers, meaning I need this one as well. It works fine, it is just split and i wanna fix it.
#178197 to #178164 - cloakndagger
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Hue. You smashed your controller and now you need it for Smash. I can't be the only one who finds this fucking hilarious.
#178187 to #178164 - solislunis ONLINE
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Super glue the inside edges where they meet, or if you have gorilla glue, then clamp and let dry over night. Don't use a shit ton of glue though, and wipe up excess with a wet paper towel when you clamp it down.
#178167 to #178164 - makotoitou
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(03/18/2015) [-]
stop throwing controllers like leffen
#178155 - scottmc
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Trying to watch NCAA tournament online. I'm in Japan. It says it's being geoblocked. The "Hola Better Internet" thing I have isn't working. How do I watch the games online?
#178153 - genericnewfag
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(03/17/2015) [-]
friend disappeared for like a month without warning   
   
came back and acted like nothing happened, talked for like 5 mins and was gone again   
   
is it normal for that to bother me
friend disappeared for like a month without warning

came back and acted like nothing happened, talked for like 5 mins and was gone again

is it normal for that to bother me
#178198 to #178153 - cloakndagger
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Well, first you should ask this friend if it's for anything important, you know? They could be Batman. Or maybe your friend is secretly an assassin, and they get called away on missions? Or...Or maybe they are part of a Satanic cult and always have to make a pilgrimage to Hell or something like that? You just don't fuckin' know, bro. Shit could be legit serious.

But yeah, all fucking around aside, I'd just talk to them first and be cool about it. See if you can find out what's up. The simple act of asking why they do it might make them realize that they do it too often and they might try not to.
#178202 to #178198 - genericnewfag
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Yeah man, I always try to be cool about these things. I just assumed she was busy with work and got on with my shit, but after like 4 weeks I did start to worry that maybe something had happened -- like a car accident or and illness or something, idk.

I asked her where she'd been once she came back -- i didn't say i had been worried or anything, just played it cool you know? Turns out it was nothing srs, she was just busy. And I can understand that -- some people just don't have the time like I have to be able to log into Skype every day -- so why does it bother me? She's gone again and I don't know whether she'll be back tomorrow or one month from now.

Am I right to be bothered or do I need to just chill out?
#178203 to #178202 - cloakndagger
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Well, if you guys are really good friends, then I wouldn't let it bother you too much unless one of her family members gets a hold of you and is like, "Yeah, I'm sorry, she died."
I'd say chill out. Don't assume the worst has happened. Verify that something bad really DID happen, then you can let it eat at you.
#178193 to #178153 - anon
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(03/18/2015) [-]
I dunno. I only meet up with my friends every few months. We just hang out together occasionally but we got each others backs if we ever need it. I suggesting finding out what he thinks about your friendship. Bros don't need to be together all the time and vent to each other and shit. If he's got your back and you've got his then that's really enough in my opinion. Maybe that dude just doesn't want to hang out or is too busy.
#178161 to #178153 - tikitaco
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Oooooo shit son! Have you tried asking where they're gone? If they are just coming and going frequently and only come back when it seems they need you, ditch em cause those aren't friends.... friends don't treat you like Pornhub
#178160 to #178153 - sugoi
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Yes, people do that, they is tend to be jerks.
It's you choice if you wanna keep being friends with them dough.
#178146 - thisisestonia
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(03/17/2015) [-]
just watched some QI, what the hell is going on when the lights start flashing after someone says something and it gets written on the screen?
#178188 to #178146 - solislunis ONLINE
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(03/18/2015) [-]
the claxon, that weird buzzer sounds when a commonly thought wrong answer is said. For example: if the question was, how many hours do you have to wait to fill a missing persons report, and they said 24, it would sound.
#178230 to #178188 - ephialtes
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Now I need to know...how long is it?
#178231 to #178230 - solislunis ONLINE
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(03/18/2015) [-]
you can fill it as soon as you think they are mising
#178154 to #178146 - dongers
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I believe that means they got something right, i'm not sure because i havn't watched it in a really long time.
#178139 - nigerianprince
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I'm planning on starting a business which requires shipping prizes out to customers, is there a way to ship straight from the manufacture to the customer? Instead of collecting everything at my house and then shipping it out to the customer.
#178140 to #178139 - misskayla
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(03/17/2015) [-]
give the manufacturer the customers address instead of your own?
#178141 to #178140 - nigerianprince
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Would that work? Doesn't it have to match the credit cards address?
#178142 to #178141 - misskayla
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(03/17/2015) [-]
did not think it thru
#178143 to #178142 - misskayla
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(03/17/2015) [-]
there's probably something you can click like most places "billing address is different than delivery"
#178138 - neas
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#178124 - cackrel
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I need a lifting T shirt.
Is this one good?
#178147 to #178124 - thisisestonia
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(03/17/2015) [-]
nigga das not a t shirt
#178135 to #178124 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
#178136 to #178135 - cackrel
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Oh hell yeah, I like that one more, where can I get it?
#178194 to #178136 - anon
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Everyone except douchebags will think you're a douchbag for wearing that shirt.
#178125 to #178124 - minearm
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(03/17/2015) [-]
if you want to looks like an autist
#178129 to #178125 - cackrel
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I'm lifting in a gym, more then half of the people there are autists.
#178117 - iliekcereal
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I'm trying to make a noise album by manipulating samples of certain copyrighted songs and putting them together to make something new. Some samples are entirely unrecognizable, but some are more easily distinguished. I'm in the very early stages now, but should I ever decide to release this, how would I deal with copyright? Would that be an issue?
#178122 to #178117 - choobe
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Release it for free and noone cares I think.

If you're gonna profit you have a problem.
#178180 to #178122 - iliekcereal
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(03/18/2015) [-]
i was planning on that anyways lol. no one would buy my shit

but isn't that still illegally distributing copyrighted music?
#178199 to #178180 - choobe
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Technically yes, but I don't think anyone cares as long as you have mixed it. It's hard to argue they actually lost money on you doing it.
#178201 to #178199 - iliekcereal
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(03/18/2015) [-]
alright. thanks man
#178121 to #178117 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I believe that is called a mix tape
#178100 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
What are some things to say to my Bae instead of just good morning? We've been together for over a month and the past week and a half I have texted her good morning almost every day. What should I say instead so it does not get boring? Also what are some good not too cheesy things to call her other than bae or baby?
#178317 to #178100 - anon
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(03/19/2015) [-]
morning beautiful. hey gorgeous. Wakeup sunshine, Love you. Your too cute, have a great day. Hope you have and awesome day babe. Cant stop thinking about you. Cant wait to see you babe. I love you. miss you. Morning <3 <3.
#178168 to #178100 - makotoitou
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(03/18/2015) [-]
"sup bitch get outta bed"
#178131 to #178100 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I think bae is cute don't worry, these faggots hate it because they hate anything new. It's a bandwagon. Beautiful or gorgeous would be nice things to call her, or telling her to have a great day would be something else you could text.
#178109 to #178100 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
IMO, saying bea makes you sound full retard. Call her by her name, when you say think of all the love, peace, desire, and joy you've ever felt for her. Say it is a way that come strait out of your deepest feelings. Don't fucking text her in the morning, call her so you can hear the sound of her voice and know how she is feeling. It will tell her that you just like listening to her talk and want to hear the sound of her voice. It will mean more to her than a fucking goods morning bea text. Fuck you anon
#178123 to #178109 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
To be fare the word bae isn't as stupid as people think. The word actually means before all else, and I called me bae before I did. Also texting is just more convenient for us.
#178145 to #178123 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I hope your texting skills are better than your typing skills. It's not convenient to call, but if she is really "before all else" she should be before your convenience. I give it 6 months
#178128 to #178123 - delphine
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(03/17/2015) [-]
"Bae" means "shit" in Danish... So yeah, kinda dumb.
#178130 to #178128 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
ooga booga boog means establish comprehensive wound in somali, we are not Danish, so.
#178108 to #178100 - cloakndagger
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(03/17/2015) [-]
"How about some anal?"
#178107 to #178100 - delphine
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Ask her what she'd prefer to be called. It's different for every girl.
For example, if a boyfriend ever called me "baby" or "bae" i would smack him, because I think it sounds juvenile. I'm a grown woman, not a baby. I prefer to be called by my actual name, or sometimes "hey beautiful" if it's just us.
#178119 to #178107 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
find the feminist
#178127 to #178119 - delphine
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Why, because I don't like pet names?
#178103 to #178100 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Pro tip, don't text her every day good morning. Makes you seem like a betafag, super needy and clingy and god get the fuck away from me. Space it out, do it every other day or every 3 days.
Also other terms of endearment are Honey, sugar, sweety, girl, hun, darling, puddin.
Also when you only say bae or baby this is how fucking stupid you sound (youtube video) Babe Wait
#178126 to #178103 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Well she called me bae before I called her it. Plus if I didn't text her she texts me.
#178132 to #178126 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
It's not beta to text her every morning since you're already in a relationship. Again these faggots like to hurt girls before the girls get the chance to hurt them, so take their advice with a grain of salt.
#178134 to #178132 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
He doesn't have to take my advice, I was just simply offering from my personal experience. I've seen several and had a few relationships where I would text the girl EVERY day and it got to the point where I became 'clingy' and i've seen it happen to others as well. And calling her bae or baby is..... childish. If this is a serious relationship it should be taken seriously otherwise just fuckherandchuckher.
#178118 to #178103 - hun
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(03/17/2015) [-]
You rang?
#178102 to #178100 - bobvonbobby
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Aye girl, how you livin'?
#178093 - vorarephilia
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(03/17/2015) [-]
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
WHAT WILL WE DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR?
EARLY IN THE MORNIN'?
#178110 to #178093 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Throw him in the long boat till he's sober.
Throw him in the long boat till he's sober.
Throw him in the long bot till he's sober early in the mornin.

the battle song of the uss Maine it's ok to be gay
#178097 to #178093 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Throw him in the brig with the captains daughter?
#178096 to #178093 - skoldpaddacommala
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Shave his belly with a rusty razor?
#178089 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
How do I start making friends in college?
#178120 to #178089 - tsoper
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(03/17/2015) [-]
dont, it's not as good as you think about it in your mind.

Its better to just mind your own business and only be social for your job.
#178111 to #178089 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Find a group activity to participate in. Everyone is awkward and confused as you
#178091 to #178089 - tikitaco
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Go to group events, I can't stress this enough. I made a shit-ton of friends that I still talk too at the first meeting introduction, just try being social.
#178087 - BlackBerru
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(03/17/2015) [-]
this probably isn't the right board to ask but the posts on top content keep disappearing whenever I view them. Is this an update that addy released recently? or is my laptop just fucking with me?
#178092 to #178087 - tikitaco
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(03/17/2015) [-]
It's a part of a new update actually.
#178088 to #178087 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Nah that's just been happening.
#178078 - shaunata
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Alright funnyjunk this is a dating one. This girl told me that a few months as to why she broke with me; "Um okay, I just think you and I should just be friends. And I'm sorry I told you all that stuff about how perfect you are for me and its all tuee though your a nice guy and I think you deserve a better girl. And maybe if its not hard for you we can still talk to each other but as friends." The dating only lasted a week, either she is crazy or I have a nack for causing girls legs in a two miles radius to close their legs. Anyone could shed some light I could be grateful on what she is trying to say here.
#178114 to #178078 - flufflepuff
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(03/17/2015) [-]
"your a nice guy and I think you deserve a better girl"

1) You're*

2) translation: "I think i deserve better"

I don't mean to be insulting, but who would actually break up with someone they thought was too good for them? Sure, there are some exceptions, but 95% of the time it just means you two weren't connecting they way she'd like.

I'm not going to call you a betafag or make some neckbeard reference, but i'm also not going to blame the girl because I don't know her. Maybe this was caused by you, maybe this was her, or maybe this was just circumstantial. No matter what, don't take this the wrong way from her. She liked you enough to be kind about the breakup, but she didn't like you enough to give you something original. You can't expect her to pour her heart out in tears after just one week

lastly, protip: Girls like guys that are positive.
#178149 to #178114 - shaunata
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(03/17/2015) [-]
you see thats my issue, if only there was a way if I could find out if I did something wrong. you know what I mean? Im just not good at dating.
#178104 to #178078 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Dude, you're a betafag. She didn't actually want to date you in the first place, but hey you were really nice and did things for her. She only likes you for the things you do for her, i.e. shes using you. Forget her and move on. Start lifting.
#178150 to #178104 - shaunata
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(03/17/2015) [-]
thanks man for the pep talk
#178157 to #178150 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Sorry it's not all butterflies and roses, truth hurts. I guess I could've used euphemism but then the message might not get through as clear and harsh. :/ Women are bitches man.
#178158 to #178157 - shaunata
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Its okay, I like to think it thins the herd (so to speak ya know?) gets me just as close to the right one?
#178159 to #178158 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Yea, also helps you find out what type of girls you don't like, what personality types aren't compatible, and now you should have a better idea of when a woman is using you.
#178086 to #178078 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
She sounds like she has no idea what real dating is, like everything she knows about being in a relationship is from preteen novels.
She gets into a relationship with a guy, it nothing like she imagine it would be, she backs out. This happens a lot more than you would think.
#178152 to #178086 - shaunata
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(03/17/2015) [-]
This does make sense the girls in my classes sure seem "interesting" like that
#178085 to #178078 - sugoi
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Did you reveal your power level?
#178151 to #178085 - shaunata
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(03/17/2015) [-]
shit maybe thats what I did wrong lol
#178075 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Why won't anyone hire or even interview me?
I get good grades, don't have a violent history, and have experience with manual labor and other small jobs from family work and volunteer work.
I just don't get it all these kids who are 15 are getting the jobs and I've got nothing...
#178105 to #178075 - amonahan
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(03/17/2015) [-]
As someone who used to go through resumes (was fast food upper management) on a daily basis, it's most likely your resume. It's probably REALLY bad. ANY spelling errors we laugh at. ANY punctuation errors we laugh at. When you put down shit like "Good at X" we laugh. You have to make it look polished and professional.
Tips:
Good at (language) -> Fluent in (language)
Good with computers - > Tech savvy
Good grades - > Minimum (let's just say B) average grade
ANY awards you've gotten are always good. Don't elaborate on it, let them ask you during the interview. i.e. for me it was Top Spanish Student gr9-12, Most Sportsmanlike Football Player, Top Academic Football player. Shit like that.
#178189 to #178105 - anon
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(03/18/2015) [-]
I need you to think really hard about what upper management means. Because unless you worked at the fast food chains corporate hq, you weren't upper management.
#178210 to #178189 - amonahan
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Who gives a shit? That's completely sideways and irrelevant from the advice OP was asking about. Why does it matter?
#178084 to #178075 - makotoitou
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(03/17/2015) [-]
where are you applying, how are you presenting yourself, and what color are you?
#178094 to #178084 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I'm basically an above average white guy
#178062 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
How does FJ deal with HSV-1? This thing is as real as curses get, and I just don't know how I can deal with this shit. I've had it as long as I remember and now it's truly becoming the bane of my existence.
#178112 to #178062 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Jesus?
#178058 - killerjhtwo ONLINE
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Yo, advice board.
Never lurked, never posted.
Until now.
I've been having back aches because I haven't done proper exercise in a year or so, and I've got a slight pudge going, but I'm not fat. I used to play football at a reasonably high level so I'm not morbidly fat neckbeard obese. Just starting to form a little beer belly.
I have some dumbells but I never really have the drive to use them often as I'm lazy.
Okay getting tothe root of my issue.
I'm interested in learning tai chi, but not in the stereotypical sense.
This might sound weird, but my mum's old university friend friend is a tai chi instructor and I've seen her do it in the mornings when she's been round, there was also some tai chi similar stuff on TNG that Worf taught, and it's apparently great for your back and for general health, but I'm more after that as a side bonus, you see I'm also interested in having a method of defense, I've been in a few schoolyard fights, who hasn't, and then some good footing and a clean punch got me the upper hand for all of them. But now I'm older I just want the security. I'm not a tall guy, I'm 5'9 / 5'10 and it seems almost every guy my age in the UK is 6' + and built like brick shithouses.
I was just wondering, how can I go about this as cheaply as possible in private?
I'm not up for instruction in a class for the same reason I never took up karate when I tried it out. I'm a shy guy and all the shouting and things put me off as well as it being part of a group, also I don't want to be paying for classes as I'm living from student loan to student loan.
How can I go about this easily without it being "hurdurr I am euphoric *hunting wild water bottles with katana" type level of neckbeardery.
Any advice would be greatly appreciated.
#178113 to #178058 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
YouTube videos? I've never looked into ones for that subject, but there master level skilled people in every field that make and share howto videos.
#178056 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I removed and blocked a friend of six years because he's autistic and I can't deal with it anymore. His behavior makes me uncomfortable and he's cringe in every way imaginable.   
   
But he's also sound as fuck, super loyal, super reliable, and a total bro tier cunt. It was a dick move to remove him and block him on everything and I feel like a top tier cunt. Someone that honest and true doesn't deserve a two-faced cunt like me as a friend tbh. I feel like shit because of it.   
   
But I made the decision to remove him. Did I make the right decision? Am I a top tier cunt? Should I contact him? Do I stick to my guns?
I removed and blocked a friend of six years because he's autistic and I can't deal with it anymore. His behavior makes me uncomfortable and he's cringe in every way imaginable.

But he's also sound as fuck, super loyal, super reliable, and a total bro tier cunt. It was a dick move to remove him and block him on everything and I feel like a top tier cunt. Someone that honest and true doesn't deserve a two-faced cunt like me as a friend tbh. I feel like shit because of it.

But I made the decision to remove him. Did I make the right decision? Am I a top tier cunt? Should I contact him? Do I stick to my guns?
#178115 to #178056 - usarmyexplain
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Blocking out other ideas and was of thought is the surest path to become a closed minded radicle.

If you isolate somebody and don't give them feedback then they are going to get worse.

Be a true friend I him, don't block him out, call him on his cringe worthy bullshit, if he confronts you tell him you are the only one who cares enough to tell him the truth as you see it.


In 10 year you'll either look back alone at a weirdo, or look back together and laugh.
#178106 to #178056 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
no, some people are a cancer on your life and you need to shut them out. 2 of my closest friends growing up are turning into a humungous self entitled and superiority complex bitch (its what happens when you go to medical school) (ps. did you know that getting a medical degree makes everything everyone has done ever worthless and uncomparable?)

And my other friend is so lazy and such a homebody that he won't do anything other than watch tv or play games in his house with the occasional fast food run. It's toxic. I gained 30 pounds when I hung out with him regularly. Since I stopped hanging out with him I lost it and got back into shape.

You just need to cut people out sometimes for your own good. Since that I've made a bunch of other friends that are actually good for me.
#178061 to #178056 - anon
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I've had to block a friend before over some stupid shit, and looking back now, I'm honestly glad I did.
We were friends in high school before we went to different colleges. We kept in touch over the internet and honestly, that was a mistake. Our views and opinions were just too different. I would get mad every single day at this cunt because she felt the need cry over every little thing that she didn't think was funny. I would tell her to get over herself and then we would go on for weeks not talking to each other.
In real life, we would avoid subjects like abortion, gender issues, religion because there was other stuff to talk about that was less awkward. But online, that the only fucking thing people talk about, so it was no wonder when we found out we were on opposite sides for literally everything, it was hard not to let those opinions get in the way.
So, yes. I do think you did the right thing. However, I do think you should have talked to him before you did. If he's been that great of a friend, the least you could have done was tell him why you removed him.
#178055 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
is it possible to buy and train a pet owl in Ontario, Canada?
#178082 to #178055 - delphine
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Owls cannot be pets. They may only be possessed by trained, licensed individuals while being rehabilitated, as foster parents in a rehabilitation facility, as part of a breeding program, for educational purposes, or certain species may be used for falconry in some countries (although they don't make good falconry birds because they are excellent hunters but are quite stubborn creatures)

I've worked with a few owls, and they are beautiful animals but they are stubborn, destructive, noisy, they DO NOT like to be petted or cuddled, they need highly specialized care that you need years of training to learn how to do. If you want an animal you can keep in a cage and throw tidbits to, i suggest a goldfish.

Source: regular volunteer at wildlife management educational center
#178063 to #178055 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
It's classified as a "bird of prey" so you need a licence and shit
#178065 to #178063 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
how does one get a license and shit?
#178066 to #178065 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
you should be able to answer your questions here
www.ontario.ca/travel-and-recreation/falconry-licences
#178067 to #178066 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
how come owning and hunting go together? Can't i just have an owl and feed him company goods (and if he ever catches a mouse and eats him no one will know) ?
#178068 to #178067 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
i unno. Ask based Rob Ford
#178069 to #178068 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Are you trying to make fun of Rob Ford or something? He is fucking based.
#178070 to #178069 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
of course not. based ford is based
#178071 to #178070 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I smell a condescending tone...
#178072 to #178071 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
that might be your dick cheese m8
#178073 to #178072 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Just answer one question, who will you vote for? Cons/lib/ndp
#178074 to #178073 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
I'm 17 idk yer mum
#178076 to #178074 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Will as in future. Just answer the question
#178077 to #178076 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Depends on the person. I'm fiscally conservative but socially liberal
#178079 to #178077 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Who would you vote for Stephen Harper or Justin Treadue assuming Harper could go again?
#178080 to #178079 - supertanto
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(03/17/2015) [-]
bruh you think i know shit about canadian politics. i live in virginia
#178081 to #178080 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
You should have said so wtf.
#178090 to #178081 - BlackBerru
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(03/17/2015) [-]
trudeau, harper's a right cunt
#178095 to #178090 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
Yeah well fuck you. Fuck your liberal ass you piece of shit. You want more taxes for canadian families huh? You want carbon tax huh? As if we don't already have enough taxes and socialism.
#178195 to #178095 - BlackBerru
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(03/18/2015) [-]
not so much a leftist as I just don't support what Harper is doing. I think Justin has some good ideas, quite frankly more than Mulcair and I'd much rather see either of the 2 in power than Harper. His bad outweighs his good by a long shot. and with that I depart from our argument
#178184 to #178095 - BlackBerru
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(03/18/2015) [-]
couldn't reply to the other one, and frankly I try not to associate with people so daft to think that a carbon tax is a bad thing. Harper is the worst thing to happen to canada for many reasons, just typing into google will answer your condescending question prick I'm done though
#178191 to #178184 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/18/2015) [-]
Just answer me this, are you a leftist?
#178098 to #178095 - BlackBerru
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(03/17/2015) [-]
except for the fact that harper's government has led us to a record breaking $56 million dollar deficit. Harper said when he became prime minister he would "change the face of canada so drastically you wouldn't recognize it" and that he did. He's making a fool of us all and you're too blind to see that
#178137 to #178098 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
awwww. What's that, you thumbed me down but nothing to say? At least admit your wrong or even better, admit that you don't like Harper for purely different reasons and your just trying to find excuses through fiscal policy.
#178101 to #178098 - lulzformalaysiaair
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(03/17/2015) [-]
www.macleans.ca/economy/economicanalysis/the-mystery-behind-canadas-shrinking-deficit/
www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/10/02/canadas_projected_deficit_drops_to_52b_from_166b.html

What the fuck are you talking about? Canada was one of the best countries at not getting fucked hard by the recession. Look at the graph, less spending is what we need. You honestly think Justin will do it for ya? Are you shitting me? Are you fucking shitting me? We need more rightwing leaders if anything. Do you even understand basic economics, fiscal conservatives want less spending, liberals on the other hand. Harper has done a much better job and is decreasing taxes, far better then what Justin would have done. He would have increased spending even more after 2010 (referring to the graph). Let alone you want a carbon tax? You liberals are laughable, you Harper certainly isn't fiscally conservative enough but he is definitely the best candidate out of the complete shit we have left (NDP/libs)