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User avatar #126630 - codes (04/09/2014) [-]
Am I being extreme friendzoned or does she want thr D?:

For the past four days I've had a girl come over around 9-9:30 each night. She'll come over, shower with me, and she'll cuddle up on me till she falls asleep. I haven't really made any sexual advances either. Am I being friendzoned or should I act on it?
User avatar #126679 to #126630 - advicedude (04/10/2014) [-]
Dude. She is beggine for it. When you shower, just grab her ass and kiss her. She will be yours from then on
User avatar #126722 to #126679 - codes (04/10/2014) [-]
I will do just that. She is coming by in a few hours, I'll come onto her and see what happens. Will update you afterwards. Thanks for the advice, dude.
User avatar #127159 to #126722 - advicedude (04/12/2014) [-]
did it work?
User avatar #127167 to #127159 - codes (04/12/2014) [-]
I didn't sleep with her, but we are dating now, so I guess it worked in one way.
User avatar #127168 to #127167 - advicedude (04/12/2014) [-]
so you did what I told you to do?
User avatar #127169 to #127168 - codes (04/12/2014) [-]
I did just that actually. Did it the past three days and again just an hour ago.
User avatar #127170 to #127169 - advicedude (04/12/2014) [-]
Congrats dude
User avatar #127172 to #127170 - codes (04/12/2014) [-]
Thanks man. It's been a bright few days!
User avatar #126820 to #126722 - advicedude (04/10/2014) [-]
No problem dude.
User avatar #126676 to #126630 - laky (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is from a movie
#126678 to #126676 - codes (04/10/2014) [-]
This is actually real life for me. Pic related, her and I.
User avatar #126656 to #126630 - teoberry (04/10/2014) [-]
codes you fucking idiot stick your dick in her
User avatar #126650 to #126630 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
lmao what
daryldixon, misticalz. teoberry, methamphetamemes, am i reading this correctly
User avatar #126657 to #126650 - teoberry (04/10/2014) [-]
2 days
User avatar #126658 to #126657 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
dont worry lol
#126652 to #126650 - misticalz (04/10/2014) [-]
nigga y u mention me I hate retardz like this
#126645 to #126630 - herbolifee (04/10/2014) [-]
YFW

For the love of fuck, go for it my nigga!
User avatar #126640 to #126630 - ScottP (04/09/2014) [-]
I think she's making it pretty clear


She wants a platonic relationship
#126637 to #126630 - spookyexplain ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
She showered WITH you and you haven't made any advances? ACT ON IT NIGGA
User avatar #126636 to #126630 - toncheky ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Act.
#126631 to #126630 - codes (04/09/2014) [-]
Pic related, it's her.
#126634 to #126631 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
she and you, together, showered??
User avatar #126639 to #126634 - codes (04/09/2014) [-]
Yes, showered, together, naked, her and I.
#126641 to #126639 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
fucking log jam that pussy. it is clear she wants it, if not she is being a cock tease.
User avatar #126628 - jefftheturtle (04/09/2014) [-]
So I've been paying for this dental insurance that I get from my employer (which is Chipotle if anyone cares) and i just found out i might need a root canal but I was gonna hand in my 2 weeks this Friday....should i put it in anyway and try to get the appointment setup before the 2 weeks is over? or should I stick around until i make the appointment and Then put in the 2 weeks? or does it even matter?
User avatar #126677 to #126628 - laky (04/10/2014) [-]
Look at it this way:

You hand in your 2weeks before your root canal
POS - you don't suffer at some shit job a while longer
NEG - 1. They might not pay your root canal because you are quitting 2. You risk getting a dentist appointment after your two weeks are up (I'm assuming root canals are pretty fucking expensive)

You quit after your root Canal
POS - you get your root canal done
NEG - you suffer at some shit job for a while longer

Seems like a no-brainer to me
User avatar #126629 to #126628 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I think what matters the most your reason for quitting, but a root canal is something you want to take care of ass soon as possible.
User avatar #126632 to #126629 - jefftheturtle (04/09/2014) [-]
I just wanted to know if the company would still assist me in paying for it if I put in my 2 weeks but the 2 weeks wasn't over. I'm not sure if its a company specific situation or if most companies wouldn't or what because this is my first job. I just wanted to take advantage of it cuz I have been paying for it for the past 3 months or so. I want to put in the 2 weeks as soon as possible but if I have to I will wait to get this root canal situation handled but my preference would be to get it done and still put my resignation in this Friday
#126623 - meter (04/09/2014) [-]
guys, my girlfriend will only let me grow a beard if this poll reaches 50 votes on 'yes'

docs.google.com/forms/d/1-lBmPVUCO8uI1mYkCWcJvYPaP3HOSAWLGLWo3qDExzA/viewform

just klick the first 'ja' and you're done =)
thanks FJ
User avatar #126651 to #126623 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
show me your beard
#126703 to #126651 - meter (04/10/2014) [-]
i'm 17 and this is after 1.5 weeks...

i hope i can grow a nice big fluffy one in about 3 months time... =)
User avatar #126625 to #126623 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
No. I have two problems with this.
First, it's your face, do what you want.
Second, she should only have a say if you go down on her and starts getting beard burn.
#126617 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
SO...... Freaking sweet game coming out October 7th (or, expected to be released then) called Shadow of Mordor. The requirements for it to run on PC also got unveiled just a few days ago... But they have me worried. I figured from just looking at the game that I would have to upgrade from my shitty Aspire, but now I'm wondering if my budget is just a little too short of getting what I need. My budget is around $400-$500, and I need to have a laptop, nothing else (personal reasons)
Any suggestions, in all seriousness and laughter aside?
User avatar #126613 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Do Universities/Colleges look at your class attendance when you apply?
User avatar #126614 to #126613 - ScottP (04/09/2014) [-]
They only really care about GPA and the color of your skin
User avatar #126615 to #126614 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
K thanks. And yea, I've noticed that my Asian friends who have lower averages than me get accepted to the same programs before I do. My average should be high enough though.
#126609 - ipostcp (04/09/2014) [-]
Alright so my best friend is currently living with his parents. No real issue there except his parents are taking all his money he makes from his job because of (Financial issues). They tell him that they have a good credit rating so they will be able to pay him back easily. (They owe him like 10 grand I'm pretty sure). I suggested that he get a place with me, because they sure as shit wont pay him back. This way he can start saving for college instead of getting robbed by his parents.

Just posting here, because it's pissing me off since he wont get a place for me simply because it's "easier" and they "will" pay him back. Like seriously?
User avatar #126680 to #126609 - alecbaldwinning (04/10/2014) [-]
you're a big faggot, paying 10grand is better than living with you for free
#126619 to #126609 - womanexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
I understand that you're worried for your friend, and by doing so, you're being a good friend, however it is not your issue to deal with. There will be things behind his choice other than 'it's easier'.
Offer your friend a place, if he doesn't take it, then leave it. His loss if he loses the money. You can't say you didn't warn him. If you carry on trying to get involved it'll only cause friction between yourself and his family would could weaken your friendship, so I'd suggest just leaving the matter in his hands.
#126661 to #126619 - ipostcp (04/10/2014) [-]
He is my best friend, even if it causes friction I seriously doubt he is going to like disown me or something. Maybe your friends might, but not mine.
#126741 to #126661 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
This is my third time rewriting this, I managed to cancel it twice on my phone this morning, as to why my reply is late.
First of all, your comment was a little rude, but it could mean something else, so I'll ignore it. Secondly, I understand that he's your friend and perhaps I phrased myself incorrectly by saying you'd perhaps lose him etc, but unless he has expressly asked for you to aid him, then you shouldn't get involved. There will be aspects that he hasn't mentioned and to be honest, if you've offered him another choice and he rejected it, that's all you can do... Let him know the offer is open and don't talk about it anymore, if he loses his own money then that's his problem, you can't stop it from happening.
User avatar #126599 - pwnigator (04/09/2014) [-]
Ok here's an update to the story I wrote about a while ago. You can read it here. Please read it before proceeding:
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/126076#126076

Ok... 2 days to go, and I'm freaking out. As it turns out, the girl was suicidal since she was 8 fucking years old. And she still is. Now she's 18 and still alive. And to top it all of, she broke up with her boyfriend the night I wrote the first post. Went through some very tough times, to say the least...
Anyway, she kept on talking with me about her fetishes and stuff, and it seems like the weekend is going to end as you'd expect. But the thing is, apparently her boyfriend broke up with her and not the other way around. Not only that, but that piece of shit was talking to other girls, just one day after it happened. Now she feels like shit, and even started cutting herself. Just the skin and very small cuts, as she told me. It still makes me worry, though.

She wants to fuck, all signs point into that direction. We confessed our love to each other too. Hell, she even said it herself, but goddamn, she seems like a trainwreck to me, right now. I still have no fucking clue what to do, guys.
#126621 to #126599 - womanexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ABOUT THIS.
This girl has issues, I have had similar issues as she has in the past.
The reason why she told you all of her emotional things is because she is probably seeking attention, when you're depressed, you seek recognition of that fact. The story of her boyfriend may not even be true, if it is, yeah he's a dick, but that doesn't mean she should ever cut herself because of something like that.
She's craving sexual experiences because being told she's attractive and sexy is going to boost her self esteem briefly which is what she sub consciously pines for, however after she has done sexual things, she will regret them horrifically and her self esteem will drop lower than it was before.
This cycle will continue over and over.
If she has been in an unstable mindset for 8 years, then she is not going to be fixed soon. I can also say from experience that she probably does not truly love you. That may be hard to hear, and you may reject that notion, but hear me out. When you're depressed, you want to be normal. She finds her sense of normality through sexual experiences. This girl is not in a stable mindset and getting involved with her will only worsen her condition and your own state of mind. All you CAN do is support her into getting a form of help. I can promise you this now as a past sufferer of depression, she will drop you when she no longer finds her brief moments of happiness in you. If you wish to be her friend, great! But NEVER get involved with someone whos mind is not stable. It will mean relationship issues and it will mean that the person whom is mentally unstable may worsen. Please get her help and try to back off.
Thank you!
User avatar #126693 to #126621 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
Thank you for your detailed reply.
First of all, I know for sure, that the story about the boyfriend is true, and there are even more dick-ish things he did to her, I didn't even tell anyone. Also, she isn't that kind of a girl who craves for compliments on her appearance. There are more things that add to her depression, like her father always being extremely stressed out, and probably dying within the next five years. I know, that she may not really love me, but she needs someone she can let out all of her sadness out, because she doesn't really trust people, besides me and a few friends. I won't have sex with her, even if she begs for it. At least for now. Her condition seems to have improved, but is still unstable. I'd feel like shit, if I just took that opportunity. Your comment made me realize that. For now, I'll just be there for her.
User avatar #126724 to #126693 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
'Also, she isn't that kind of a girl who craves for compliments on her appearance' She must be if she's telling you dirty things when she's obviously mentally ill.
I'm glad you've chosen to help her instead of pursuing romance with her, however there is not much you CAN do for her. Please help her seek professional help, sometimes 'being there' in the way you described of her being able to tell you things can actually worsen the sufferer's condition, because they relive experiences in an uncontrolled environment, if she relives those experiences with a trained therapist, they can help her relive them in a way which does not harm her. So please, if you really want to help her, get her help! If she's already seeing one, encourage it and try to avoid in depth conversations about her illness, just keep her happy! Do fun things as friends!
User avatar #126731 to #126724 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
Got it, thank you. But doing so won't be easy... I can only try to make her see a therapist, but I don't know if she would agree. And again on that "sexy talk": It's just something she likes to talk about. She barely has any no-gos and talks about sex like a guy would. Even fecal-humor and fart jokes.
User avatar #126732 to #126731 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Still, it's not to be encouraged. And you should try and help her see the pros in therapy and tell her that it' something she needs to do for herself.
User avatar #126733 to #126732 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
I know! Don't worry, I won't anything stupid. I could try to approach her with that subject during something she enjoys, like drawing or playing a game.
User avatar #126734 to #126733 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Yeah! Even suggest art therapy if she likes to draw! It's a good distraction if things are hard for her to talk about and she'll enjoy it!
User avatar #126737 to #126734 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
Art therapy? Sounds interesting. But I should research about that first, before talking to her about it.
User avatar #126739 to #126737 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
But if she asks you to go with her, don't. Just a warning, I think you can guess why I'm saying this.
User avatar #126738 to #126737 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_therapy
Here you go, I used to participate in it, it wasn't quite for me due to the therapist not being quite right, but it was a lot of fun and I opened up very easily because I was drawing it rather than saying it.
User avatar #126745 to #126738 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
Just a quick note: She sent me drawing of two young people. A woman and a man holding her up in the air while kissing. She asked me, whom I'd put in their place, if I did the drawing. She can't draw specific characters, as she told me. Then she directly said: "Imagine yourself in his place. Who would you put in there?". She probably asked me that, because I draw a lot too, and make a lot of portraits, but when I said: "Us." She was perfectly fine with it and played along.
User avatar #126746 to #126745 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
That's fine, but don't feed it by saying things like that, say that you don't know who you'd put there. Just avoid any romantic advances.
User avatar #126753 to #126746 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
Cockblocker :/
Just kidding, but I don't see anything wrong in that. I think you're making her condition seem worse, than it actually is. I'm serious, maybe she does need help, but she's still capable of knowing what the right thing to do is. I won't do anything stupid, I already said that.
User avatar #126755 to #126753 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
You're incorrect, maybe you don't see it, but when you're so depressed that you inflict harm upon yourself, you have a part of your psyche that is very, very dark. Especially if it's been untreated for 8 years. She probably shows you a very different person from whom she lives with in her mind. She isn't capable of knowing what the right thing to do, because she cannot rationalise her own actions, let alone yours. Please don't cause harm by physically becoming intimate, please, please, please trust me on this. You do not know how dark and tormenting her mind must be. As I said, if she inflicts pain upon her body, then the half of her you are yet to meet must be a very dark person indeed. Assist her to get help if you truly care about her wellbeing, do not make advances upon her.
User avatar #126758 to #126755 - pwnigator (04/10/2014) [-]
I already told you, that I won't do stupid things like that. I'm not an idiot. I'll make her seek help, that's a promise.
User avatar #126759 to #126758 - womanexplain (04/10/2014) [-]
Ok, the only reason I mentioned it is because what you said there was worrying, that she was capable of rationalising and that it wasn't as bad as it is. Also about the kiss drawing flirting.
#126606 to #126599 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Crazy people are usually also crazy in bed.   
Coming from a guy who dated a crazy chick because she was a freak in the sack, prepare to have your mind blown.    
   
 Or, ya know, be safe and stay away from the crazy. She sounds emotionally dependent and needy, neither of those attributes will contribute in a positive way to a meaningful relationship.
Crazy people are usually also crazy in bed.
Coming from a guy who dated a crazy chick because she was a freak in the sack, prepare to have your mind blown.

Or, ya know, be safe and stay away from the crazy. She sounds emotionally dependent and needy, neither of those attributes will contribute in a positive way to a meaningful relationship.
User avatar #126616 to #126606 - pwnigator (04/09/2014) [-]
She is really sweet and considerate. The more I talk to her, the more I love her. And there may be a reason she bombarded me with just ALL of her emotional shit... she was on period... I think? Suddenly, there's none of this: "I want to die" bullshit anymore. She even regrets cutting herself.
User avatar #126620 to #126616 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
That sounds bipolar. I'm not saying it's a good idea, but she wants the D.
#126596 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
My boyfriend is 4 months younger than me... I feel physically sick due to people constantly telling me it's wrong. We're both 18 so what's the big deal? Are we doing the wrong thing? :'(
User avatar #126610 to #126596 - iridium (04/09/2014) [-]
Wait what?

There are people who are that stupid?
User avatar #126605 to #126596 - ScottP (04/09/2014) [-]
There is nothing wrong with that at all. I was about a year younger than my ex, though we were both in our senior year
User avatar #126602 to #126596 - makotoitou (04/09/2014) [-]
Dude that is hot as shit.
User avatar #126600 to #126596 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
10/10
#126598 to #126596 - herbolifee (04/09/2014) [-]
That's the biggest load of crap I've heard in a while. I've seen more that enough 16 and 18 year olds having relationships and it worked out fine too. Utter bullshit, ignore those who keep crying about it (or tell em to go eat shit, whichever you prefer)
#126597 to #126596 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
fuck em, they're are lots of relationships like that with YEARS apart from each other don't worry about it, if you and him are happy that's all that counts
#126593 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
How can you tell the difference between truly liking a girl or just being infatuated?
#126622 to #126593 - womanexplain (04/09/2014) [-]
Minutes listed everything really, however I have one piece of advice,
Do you like her, or the idea of liking her?

User avatar #126765 to #126622 - ScottP (04/10/2014) [-]
I feel that a lot of people in society (at least western society) are more into the idea of being in love than actually being in love
#126603 to #126593 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
Chances are she has had sex with somebody before, just picture her taking a dirty sanchez, if you still like her afterwards you are infatuated.
#126595 to #126593 - minutes (04/09/2014) [-]
Do what the guy below me said.
Also ask yourself these questions:
1. Do you really know her?
2. Would you still enjoy her company if she wasn't hot?
3. If you could get a better looking girl, would you take that one instead of her?
User avatar #126594 to #126593 - goodcheese (04/09/2014) [-]
jerk off, if you still think she's super awesome after then you like her, if not then you was just thirsty
#126590 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
How to fuck bish
User avatar #126611 to #126590 - iridium (04/09/2014) [-]
It's okay gentlemen, I know how to speak retard.

To fuck bish, put dick in snatch and spooge, but wear rubber or you catch the AIDS or get preggers.
User avatar #126591 to #126590 - bongldr (04/09/2014) [-]
how to english
User avatar #126587 - jayeti (04/09/2014) [-]
i need advice faggits.
Should i blaze it?
#126592 to #126587 - bongldr (04/09/2014) [-]
stupid question
User avatar #126588 to #126587 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
In 11 days, yes.
User avatar #126589 to #126588 - jayeti (04/09/2014) [-]
Uh, I didn't see that one coming
User avatar #126583 - bluzzerstream (04/09/2014) [-]
If something doesn't physically exist, does that mean it could be an abstract object?
User avatar #126584 to #126583 - bluzzerstream (04/09/2014) [-]
I need to know if I can use the phrase physically exist when talking about a feeling for example. A feeling exists while a house physically exists?
User avatar #126604 to #126584 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Feelings are not physical, so they cannot physically be or do anything.
User avatar #126608 to #126604 - bluzzerstream (04/09/2014) [-]
Thank you, perfect answer!
User avatar #126573 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Quick, I'm sick (cough, headache, stuffy nose)but I want to go running in a couple hours. Is that a bad idea?
User avatar #126688 to #126573 - rakuraimasuta (04/10/2014) [-]
Get some rest
User avatar #126601 to #126573 - ferrettamer ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
I'm sick too friend we should hang out in Toronto together
User avatar #126607 to #126601 - alexanderburns ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
Stay out of my territory.
User avatar #126580 to #126573 - sedativechunk (04/09/2014) [-]
I agree with the others. Don't push yourself when you are sick. You are best off resting, especially if you start getting a fever, exercise is a big no-no. Exercising increases your body temperature and when your temperature is already high bad things happen!

Enjoy your leisure time. Play your PC or some video games or watch a movie. You have your whole life to go running when you're not sick.
#126574 to #126573 - Elemental (04/09/2014) [-]
Yes. There is a reason bedrest is advised. The more energy you spend, the more you weaken your immune system, which means the longer you will be sick. If you want to feel better (artificially) and if you are drinking age, take some rum. That should fix that stuffy nose.
#126577 to #126576 - Elemental (04/09/2014) [-]
Get better, that is your priority. You can run when you aren't sick and feel like shit.
Watch a movie or something, relax.
User avatar #126559 - lillpip (04/09/2014) [-]
How do I shot web?
User avatar #126560 to #126559 - loveyameanish (04/09/2014) [-]
Wiv peenus.
#126553 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
So I got pregnant, and that's all well and good, but I'm suffering quite badly with morning sickness, it's actually gone as far as a query hyperemesis gravidarum (google it), and I have been missing an awful lot of work. About 8 days in the last month. I'm not asking you for a cure, FJ, I'm just asking wondering, how long will it be until work gets sick of my shit and fires my ass? Is 8 days way too much? Or will they have mercy on me because I'm pregnant? Who knows their shit with this kind of thing?
User avatar #126562 to #126553 - lillpip (04/09/2014) [-]
Typically, if you're pregnant, and your boss knows you're pregnant, they'll take it easy on you. I don't really know your boss, but if I were you, I'd talk to them and try to find out if there's something you can do to keep yourself from getting fired. I don't think that "Pregnant" is an excuse to fire anybody.
#126564 to #126562 - anonymous (04/09/2014) [-]
They've been pretty cool about it so far. I told work about it as soon as I had the pregnancy confirmed because I work a kind of dangerous job and I thought it'd be safer to have everyone in the know. No one has said anything to me about it yet, no yelling at me for missing too many days or anything, but I don't know how long that'll last. I mean, I know I'm missing a lot of days, but I really can't help it. I just hope they understand that I don't WANT to miss these days, I'd much rather be making dem dolla bills (I do have a kid on the way after all) and if I'm any way able to, I drag myself to work and vomit my way through the day. But some days it's just not realistic, it gets too bad.
User avatar #126565 to #126564 - lillpip (04/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure they understand that. You have a human growing inside you, that shit's hard to deal with. Unless you work for some super tight company that needs every worker every second of every day, I think you'll be fine. They're not going to tell themselves "I know she's miserable and sick to her stomach, but would it kill her to come to work?" It's not really anything you can control. If it were my bet, I'd say they'll go easy on you as long as you call in every once in a while to explain so they know you're not just blowing it off and using the baby as an excuse.
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User avatar #126568 to #126567 - lillpip (04/09/2014) [-]
Good. You should be fine then. They'll have mercy on a pregnant lady, I'm sure.

Haha you forgot to go anon.
Now the whole world knows you're preggers
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User avatar #126570 to #126569 - lillpip (04/09/2014) [-]
Ya fucked up.

Even though I'm pretty sure nobody gives a shit.
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User avatar #126572 to #126571 - lillpip (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh well. Shit happens, eh?

No problem. Good luck with the baby.
User avatar #126543 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
Hey guys, so I've been dating this girl for three months, and well, I'm positive that she's it for me. I know that sounds naive, and I can't explain how I know, but I do. So, for the sake of argument, please just assume that I'm right and that this is the girl that's meant for me. She says she feels the same way, and we reached that conclusion mutually. It wasn't one person pressuring the other into believing that we want to be together forever. Again, I know it sounds naive as fuck, but just go with me. Anyways, the only thing we've really ever fought about happened about a month ago. Before we started dating, she had this ex who she just could not get over. He treated her like shit, but she still loved him. I was one of the main people who picked up the mess he left behind. About a month ago, he texted her. At first, she said it was just to get closure on what happened between them. Then she said they were just sorta friends. Then she started talking about how close they are. Then she said she was going to arrange for him to talk to her mom so that she could forgive him enough to allow him to come over once in a while. We argued so much over this. I told her that I didn't want her to talk to him, because I knew he was just trying to cause trouble. Idk how I knew, but I did. She said she just couldn't just ignore anyone, even him. Then she started getting mad at me for not wanting her to be around him. Turns out that last week she went through his phone and read some of his messages. She found conversations between him and several of his other friends where he talked about how he was only talking to her to break us up. At that point she came to me, told me I was right, and promised she would stop talking to him immediately. This was the third or fourth time she told me she would stop, and like each of the first times, she never did. Not even for a day. Now they're back to being best friends. I don't know what to do. I know she loves me, I think.
User avatar #126581 to #126543 - sedativechunk (04/09/2014) [-]
Hey man, can I give you some advice? I kind of agree with the other guys here. I'm 24 years old and I've dealed with this kind of shit before with girls.

I think you need to let her go before she ruins your life and breaks your heart. Number one, the fact that she is clinging onto the idea of this ex is no good. When you start dating someone new, it should be when you are completely over that last person/old relationships. From what you said, that girl absolutely is NOT. Number two - three months IMO is NOT long enough to fall in love with someone. You may think you are in love, but you really aren't. You are just in that "lovestruck" phase. You haven't spent years with her getting to know her bad side, her demons, her family, her habits, and so forth.

Cut her off, man. I guarantee you otherwise this will NOT end well. If she really loved you and was over her ex you wouldn't be on here asking for advice about her. There are plenty of other girls out there with the same parts in the same places.
User avatar #126545 to #126543 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
I don't want to break up with her, because I genuinely don't think I could live without her. Again, I know that sounds stupid, but just trust me. She's the only person whose ever understood me and I don't think I'll ever be able to find another person like that. But on the other hand, I want to break up with her so badly sometimes. I hate that she still texts him all goddamn day. I hate how she's more likely to talk to him than to me when we're in the same area. I feel so fucking worthless whenever he's around or whenever I just think of them. And I don't feel I can even confront her about it without killing the relationship for good. I already feel like there's such a huge gap between us now. I don't want to make her choose, but sometimes I feel like I don't have a choice. But then whenevr I hang out with her alone, she completely changes my mind. I just don't know what to do. Anyone have some advice? Am I crazy for not wanting her asshole ex who has told several people that he wants to break us up to be anywhere near us?
User avatar #126578 to #126545 - Mumford (04/09/2014) [-]
Personally from my something that happened to me only weeks ago, dump her. Dump her before she leaves you. My ex broke up with me when I really needed her. As in I was suicidal and needed her for me. Instead she blocked me and readded her ex on everything. When I finally managed to speak to her she told me that everything she had said that her ex had done was a lie. You know she said he was a cunt and she hated him but it was all just a fucking lie. I'm sorry if I'm getting angry here but it still annoys the fuck out of me.

She told me that in the end she still loved him and that she had to leave me to be single in the hope that he would take her back even though he has a girlfriend. Do you know how shitty that is? Don't make my mistake. End it before it ends you
User avatar #126550 to #126545 - loveyameanish (04/09/2014) [-]
I personally think you're right to feel this way. I mean, you have the proof that he's just troublemaking. But unfortunately, I also believe that this will never end. Some girls just have what I call a "trigger guy", they're usually dickhead ex boyfriends or serious crushes that rejected them, and all these guys have to do is click their fingers and these girls jump. Like, she's seen with her own eyes that he wants nothing more to do with her than to use her until you break up, but she still speaks to him? What the fuck, dude. She's not serious about you. Personally I'd end it sooner rather than later when he manipulates her into cheating on you or something. I know this isn't what you want to hear, nor should you take it as bible, this is just how I see the situation.
User avatar #126552 to #126550 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
That's the answer I was scared of, I guess. I don't know. I guess I'm going to give it a little more time, but idk.
User avatar #126554 to #126552 - loveyameanish (04/09/2014) [-]
Just be careful. Set a limit. Every time she says she'll stop talking to him she's lying to you. There's only so much you can take of this. Know when to let go and all that jazz.
User avatar #126555 to #126554 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
I know. Thank you.
User avatar #126547 to #126545 - fladen (04/09/2014) [-]
bleh, k ima just say what i think. Dump her pretty soon, doesnt seem like shes gonna stay with you. Put it into perspective you guys only been dating for 3 months, thats really a small amount of time. Granted i dont know how much she dated her ex but im on the limb it was longer than with you. She texts him all the time, and wants to have him come over her house? thats just some bullshit. I say break it off. cause look you seem like you really like her, if she breaks up with you its probably gonna mess with you for awhile.

i mean i get that you love her and shit like that, but you got to look after yourself too. You dont want to put yourself in a position to get fucked over
User avatar #126548 to #126547 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
They had been dating for roughly the same length of time. I think I'll give it some more time probably. I don't want to do it now, because today is her birthday. I know she loves me, and while that should be enough, I guess it isn't. I guess I want to give her more of a chance to fix it. She's been with me through the toughest part of my life, and I guess I owe her that, at the least.
User avatar #126549 to #126548 - fladen (04/09/2014) [-]
theres your answer, just do what you just said then. Nothing wrong with giving her more time. Hope it all works out
User avatar #126551 to #126549 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
I don't know how to confront her about it though. It always starts an argument, and idk how to bring it up in a way that won't ruin things completely. I don't want to end things with her. I just want to go back to the way they were before.
User avatar #126556 to #126551 - fladen (04/09/2014) [-]
im just saying from experience, girls like that are just, idk my ex we went out for almost 1 year, but she was pretty much like that. instead it wasnt her ex shed wanna hang out itll be other dudes that supposidly "did her wrong" its just idk. I loved my ex too, and when it ended it took me like 6 months to get over it and it sucked. just how you descriibed your situation reminded me of me.

you know maybe you should just consider telling her like, its a big problem with you, and if it doesnt get addresed soon you cant take it.
User avatar #126557 to #126556 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
She has huge trust issues, so I've tried to avoid making it seem like I may break up with her, but I guess it's at that point where I have to say something. Probably within the next week or two.
User avatar #126558 to #126557 - fladen (04/09/2014) [-]
trust issues ha, samething happened to my ex, i know how it feels. its like a constant test,like all their time is spent anticipating that shits going to happen. just roll with it then. if nothing improves then you gotta figure if you want to continue or not
User avatar #126561 to #126558 - iliekcereal (04/09/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. I really appreciate it man.
User avatar #126539 - pwnagraphy (04/09/2014) [-]
What is a better idea for a career, World Strongman or a professional boxer?

I've been lifting for about 6 years now and started boxing 5 months ago, and want to either become a World Strongman competitor or a Professional Boxer. I have to pick one or the other but I can't, I love doing them both so much. I know I'm going to get the messages saying I'm:
A: a shithead for thinking I'll be successful in either when I go on FJ frequently
and B: Trying to live off of sports instead of getting a steady job
But I don't care. This is where I want my life to go, and whatever my choice is I am determined to make it there
User avatar #126582 to #126539 - sedativechunk (04/09/2014) [-]
Although I envy our passion for both of those sports, speaking honestly I would say they are both very shitty careers to get into. Do you realize the very, very small fraction of people that make it to the top of the game, how lucky they are? It takes hard work, dedication, and a lot of luck and connections to get into something like boxing or stongman. You could be better than the pros and still not get anywhere.

I don't know, I'm in martial arts, I been into it for 14 years now. I will tell you now unless you got brains, balls, and some connections, you won't make a great deal of money entering the sports world. My advice, if you really want to pursue either one of those, try to do something related to them to make money. You barely been boxing long to think you are ready for the big league, but maybe in power lifint look into starting your own gym and training people. Maybe get some kind of (legit) certification to train people. At least you can be someone in something you love and on the side still pursue a bigger career in it.

Another nice thing about that, if you started your own gym up you can start your own "team" of powerlifters who represent your gym and name and will give you some extra recognition.
User avatar #126541 to #126539 - EdwardNigma (04/09/2014) [-]
If you become a Strongman you can go to the olympics and if you get hardcore enough, try and break some kind of world record, or generally do crazy strong man shit.
Boxing however, more people probably care about boxing than lifting. Also I think boxing is in the olympics too.
User avatar #126536 - codyxvasco (04/09/2014) [-]
How come I went from a A's and B's wittle good boy to a 24/7 tired lazy antisocial mess who won't hesitate to sleep a day away instead of doing any assignments, no matter how simple.

I feel like even though everything would be so easy to do and plan out and stuff, I just don't give a single fuck. I'm afraid it's like, some kind of depression but I doubt that's possible. I know it's hard to be a therapist for someone so vague but I wanna know what's wrong with me.
User avatar #126563 to #126536 - loveyameanish (04/09/2014) [-]
You sound like me when I was in school lol.
User avatar #126538 to #126536 - iridium (04/09/2014) [-]
Because you're lazy and don't see the need.
User avatar #126537 to #126536 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
lol thats kinda like me
User avatar #126529 - toblave (04/09/2014) [-]
hello, i seem to have trouble getting over my nerves to show interest in this guy. were both in the same art class first period and we flirty talk on an irregular basis because its first period and were both not morning people. i think i really like him and i want to get to know him more when its not 7am. so ive been dropping hints to his friends at lunch that im interested in their friend and everything, but i would like to flirt with him directly. i feel pathetic trying to get his friends to tell him to ask me out. but how do i get over the morning jitters and buck up? help me funnyjunk i need to get laid
User avatar #126544 to #126529 - fladen (04/09/2014) [-]
try bumping into him during passing period miday, or during lunch. Get his attention and just start talking to him then. not to his his friends. i dont know what hints your giving his friends but most dudes can be pretty oblivious. you sometimes have to just to be like "i like so and so, you should tell him." to get the point across.

#126575 to #126544 - Elemental (04/09/2014) [-]
Honestly, Make him a morning person. Trust me, if you just open with a good flirt, you will make his morning and he will be thinking of you all day. Also, just give him your number. Maybe a wink.
User avatar #126524 - mimidevlin (04/09/2014) [-]
Cheer me up, guys?
User avatar #126531 to #126524 - rokkarokkaali (04/09/2014) [-]
knock knock
User avatar #126533 to #126531 - awesomerninjathing ONLINE (04/09/2014) [-]
cum in
User avatar #126534 to #126533 - rokkarokkaali (04/09/2014) [-]
the punchline
User avatar #126525 to #126524 - chewiewhatawookie (04/09/2014) [-]
Here's a joke for ya. So, a sandwich walks into a bar and asks for tequila shots. The bartender says, ''Sorry, sir. We don't serve food.''
User avatar #126526 to #126525 - mimidevlin (04/09/2014) [-]
Made me giggle, thanks.
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