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User avatar #141471 - snarfalupticus (07/02/2014) [-]
Is anyone else's funnyjunk experience fucking up? I keep being re-directed to malicious website with no provocation.
#141477 to #141471 - Common Pepe (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, I got a couple about java updates.

User avatar #141472 to #141471 - rebornpooper (07/02/2014) [-]
It's cancer.
User avatar #141474 to #141472 - snarfalupticus (07/02/2014) [-]
seriously, though
User avatar #141486 to #141474 - mondominiman (07/02/2014) [-]
You got malware on your pc? Just my two pence
#141456 - cthumoo (07/01/2014) [-]
anyone know what these sweets are? can't read the label
User avatar #141473 to #141456 - rebornpooper (07/02/2014) [-]
It's cancer.
User avatar #141467 to #141456 - supertanto (07/02/2014) [-]
sure it says Mnouvia M.
User avatar #141458 to #141456 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
unsure on the language :/
User avatar #141459 to #141458 - cthumoo (07/01/2014) [-]
It was bought in Greece, but I'm horrifically ignorant and don't even know if they speak greek there, I mean I assume they do but you never know...
User avatar #141460 to #141459 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
closest I could make from Greek alphabet was Μηουνια / ΚΕΦΑΛΟΝΙΑ that doesn't seem right

I'm unfamiliar with some of those Cyrillic letters and know little about Greece
User avatar #141461 to #141460 - cthumoo (07/01/2014) [-]
Hey it worked on Google translate, it was bought in Kefalonia (which is the second word, monthly is the first apparently). Good idea though, kinda stupid I didn't think of using an alphabet. Anyway thanks! I'll give it a go with the other characters
User avatar #141463 to #141461 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
I googled that and it just brought up a place so I assumed the sweet was named after the area or something

if you can find some of the characters in black maybe you'll have more luck
User avatar #141464 to #141463 - cthumoo (07/01/2014) [-]
Ah, yes. It's torrone or something, weird nougat almond thing. Thanks, the weird red colouring of the things just threw me off.
#141452 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]

Do the insides of your panties ever look "bleached"? Like it looks discolored from household bleach

Do i have a corrosive vagina or something?
User avatar #141537 to #141452 - sandyravage (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm no doctor, but I'll take a look.
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#141480 to #141452 - Common Pepe (07/02/2014) [-]
no it was actually in a post not too long ago, vagina acid can be strong enough to bleach our panties, weird ik.
#141455 to #141452 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
It's normal
Happens to some girls, but not all
You're fine
User avatar #141453 to #141452 - rabbithabbit (07/01/2014) [-]
ask jollypiratedonut, he knows his way around the pussy
User avatar #141454 to #141453 - jollypiratedonut (07/01/2014) [-]
my cat wont let me near him
#141446 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking tired of acne. Some days i just can't leave the house because it's so embarrassing, i'll even avoid my parents. I've been treated for it since i was 13 (i'm 21 now) but sometimes i get a really bad break out from being sick or something, and it'll just get me down really bad. I used to be a model, pretty good at it too. I was in an agency and made friends with lots of photographers until adult acne hit me like a ton of bricks.

Stressing about it makes it worse, so how can i keep my stress levels down? It gets me pretty depressed, it's a vicious cycle.

I don't need advice on how to treat acne nor what facewash to use
User avatar #141448 to #141446 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
Everyone gets acne.
It's natural, it happens, and it sucks.

Honestly, I really could care less if someone has acne or not.
In fact, one of my highschool crushes had a decent amount of acne on her face, but did that make me like her any less? Nope.
It's really sad, now, though... She's moved onto things such as the Illumimask and takes pictures and instagrams it...
She worries far too much about her appearance when she was just fine the way she was. It's depressing to see her trying the 'next new thing' for getting rid of acne, and watching her pay hundreds of dollars on it only for it to make her acne worse. She chose to not have a car for this...

Your flaws are what make you, you. Own them. Don't let them own you.
So what if you have acne? It won't make you any less of a person for it. Just wait it out and don't touch your face often and it'll be fine.
No one is going to hate you or dislike you because of a common flaw that we all endure.
#141451 to #141448 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
It's hard to believe that i'm okay with my flaws, when my jobs was to be flawless. Even when my skin was clear for a while, my photographs would still be airbrushed and my waist would be tucked to an unnatural width. I left the agency with no explanation, i really wanna go back but i'm terrified of them saying "nope. sorry. you have acne, can't model anymore."

Thanks for the advice though, it kinda helps.
User avatar #141504 to #141451 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/02/2014) [-]
Well hey, getting into modelling is a tough market.
The fact that they did little to touch up your photos is a really good thing.

My sister did "modelling" for a while. She found some guy on Craigslist that paid her an untold amount of money. It was really sketchy, to be honest.

As far as modelling goes, either wait it out until you feel comfortable with it or try for it anyways and see how it goes.
If you're going to wait it out, might as well find a quick part-time job on the side just to keep the money flowing.

Anyhow, best of luck to you on your future endeavors!
User avatar #141447 to #141446 - rabbithabbit (07/01/2014) [-]
Try meditation. Now hang on, before you overlook meditation as pants-on-the-head-retarded, think realistically. All you have to do is lay down (or any comfortable position) take large slow breaths and maybe listen to calm music. There are instructions on youtube so if your serious about losing that acne thats what I suggest. 30 minutes of meditation is equivalent to 6 hours sleep. Try it before you sleep. Its like exercising, you'll notice the difference overtime.

tl;dr look up meditation, that some good shit
#141438 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
Do any of the girls on fj know where I can find cute bra's for a 38DD? All the ones I can find are for old people and look so fucking ugly, and if I have to pay 30-40 bucks for them they can at least be cute. Victoria secret has a few but they're really ugly and really expensive.
User avatar #141495 to #141438 - thirdjess (07/02/2014) [-]
I don't have boobs for shit (BB represeeeent) but my Mummy dearest does. We've found that the sort of factory outlet stores tend to stock bigger bra sizes for some reason? In Aus we have this store called Trade Secret that basically takes what all the high end department stores are making, duplicates it and sells it for cheaper.

Your other option is websites, Simply Be is pretty good. Good return policy and yadda yadda yadda.
User avatar #141462 to #141438 - womanexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Try George if you're from the UK. :3
#141478 to #141462 - Common Pepe (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm from the states actually :c
User avatar #141575 to #141478 - womanexplain (07/02/2014) [-]
Then unfortunately I have no idea, it's weird that you can't find bras, DD isn't an unusual size, I'm unfortunate enough to have big boobs too but it's more difficult for me to find bras :<.
Sorry ;_;
#141625 to #141575 - Common Pepe (07/02/2014) [-]
Well I can find some, just not any attractive ones. The ones I find make my boobs look like torpedos and they have the widest straps possible. They make me feel like a grandma
User avatar #141449 to #141438 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
I summon thee:
WomanExplain, CoconutHat, ThirdJess, and Delphine.

I would love to give advice, but I am not a female. Nor do I wear bras or shop for bras.
Those whom I have summoned may be able to help out here.
#141450 to #141449 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
actually after extremely intensive digging I found some cheap, cute and fitting bra's at JCPenny, they were about 15 bucks each.
User avatar #141498 to #141450 - coconuthat (07/02/2014) [-]
Also try Walmart, they're cheap but they last a long time! and comfortable
#141623 to #141498 - Common Pepe (07/02/2014) [-]
there DD bra's are so ugly though. I wanted some cute ones for my boyfriend to enjoy too.
User avatar #141717 to #141623 - coconuthat (07/03/2014) [-]
Ah i getcha, I usually find pretty cute ones there, but you have to get there when they're stocking them because then all the other big boobed chicks grab them. I use to work there so i would get to hide them.

But as long as you've found some cute ones at JC penny that's all that matters!
User avatar #141440 to #141438 - rabbithabbit (07/01/2014) [-]
eBay my friend, and there is no shame in moobs bro
#141441 to #141440 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't have moobs, I posted as anon to prove I'm not an attention whore and I seriously want to find cute bras. All the ones in my size in local stores (wal mart, target, victoria secret) look like they belong on 484 yr old women who have zero tastes. Plus they're extremely expensive. 30-40 bucks, and I'm a college student and can't afford that.

I have junior bra tastes but my boobs are too big for juniors sizes.
User avatar #141496 to #141441 - thirdjess (07/02/2014) [-]
Yea don't worry about that. I stopped caring about being labled 'an attention whore' for not being ashamed of my female-ness ages ago. If you don't really care about red thumbs, it's pretty easy to get used to.
User avatar #141439 to #141438 - makotoitou (07/01/2014) [-]
ima need pics
#141442 to #141439 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
for what?
User avatar #141443 to #141442 - makotoitou (07/01/2014) [-]
you know what
User avatar #141445 to #141444 - makotoitou (07/01/2014) [-]
ok thanks
User avatar #141433 - confusedasian (07/01/2014) [-]
A couple days ago I asked about dark souls 1&2. I think the deciding factor is, which is more memorable? Right now it seems like the first because I saw a lot more dark souls content than the second one. I remember the sun guy , the giant lady, and the lady boy with like 56 snake penis or legs whatever. I know nothing of the second.
User avatar #141421 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
tfw no gf
#141427 to #141421 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
are you here to actually contribute or are you here to just be &quot;lol I'm so silly but it's ok, I'm joshlol and I'm internet famous&quot; ?
are you here to actually contribute or are you here to just be "lol I'm so silly but it's ok, I'm joshlol and I'm internet famous" ?
User avatar #141428 to #141427 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
I just did contribute something
#141418 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
Is it weird my foreskin doesnt roll down? It never has and when i try it hurts and i cant get further than half way while its not erect and i cant get far at all when it is erect. If there are any girls, or gay guys, or straight guys who like a bit of D now and then, is that like, something that would look weird or be a turn off if you pulled down someones boxers and their forskin didnt roll down???   
Thx 4 ur time   
sfw Jlaw for you
Is it weird my foreskin doesnt roll down? It never has and when i try it hurts and i cant get further than half way while its not erect and i cant get far at all when it is erect. If there are any girls, or gay guys, or straight guys who like a bit of D now and then, is that like, something that would look weird or be a turn off if you pulled down someones boxers and their forskin didnt roll down???
Thx 4 ur time
sfw Jlaw for you
User avatar #141435 to #141418 - rabbithabbit (07/01/2014) [-]
I had that when I was younger, it was kinda weird. Just get it circumcised mate it looks better and is cleaner. Look up how to arrange something like that.
User avatar #141432 to #141418 - christmouth ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It's called phimosis. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis
User avatar #141420 to #141418 - makotoitou (07/01/2014) [-]
ima need pics
#141412 - xxemilyxx (07/01/2014) [-]
So there's this guy i'm really into, the problem is we're NOTHING alike
>I'm shy, he's confident (a tad overconfident but still)
>I love rock music, he hates rock music
>I'm lonely, he has loads of friends
>I'm average looking, he's really muscular

Well anyway we've hardly ever spoken to each other. Apart from making out with him at a party I don't even think he knows I exist :/
Is it even worth it? I can't see him making a move since he doesn't know me, but I might never find someone like him again...
User avatar #141800 to #141412 - solareyes (07/03/2014) [-]
This is just a shitstorm of "run away". He's not worth your time at all. You're young, you can definitely find someone who's more worthy of your time, trust me. I just don't understand why you're so worked up about him.
#141502 to #141412 - saltybanana (07/02/2014) [-]
girl all i can say is moooove on!   
sounds like a douche to me, or a player type of dude. im guessing he wanted to get into dem pants, but had second thoughts    
if you get lucky to go out with him, he'll just end up cheating on you. ive seen this shit so many times, when i was in football in hs. honestly if he doesn't acknowledge you its because he has no affection towards you hate to be that guy but its true     
by all means im sure you are Pretty young thang, you just dont know that. find yourself another dude. one that will end up asking you. instead of you doing the mans job in asking him out change up your style be lil more sexy, be different us guys love different. cause were tired of seeing the same damn hoe
girl all i can say is moooove on!

sounds like a douche to me, or a player type of dude. im guessing he wanted to get into dem pants, but had second thoughts
if you get lucky to go out with him, he'll just end up cheating on you. ive seen this shit so many times, when i was in football in hs. honestly if he doesn't acknowledge you its because he has no affection towards you hate to be that guy but its true

by all means im sure you are Pretty young thang, you just dont know that. find yourself another dude. one that will end up asking you. instead of you doing the mans job in asking him out change up your style be lil more sexy, be different us guys love different. cause were tired of seeing the same damn hoe
User avatar #141468 to #141412 - supertanto (07/02/2014) [-]
just suck his dick and he'll like you
User avatar #141436 to #141412 - rabbithabbit (07/01/2014) [-]
Meh, I'm no cupid but if hes that confident cocky type of guy dating him wouldn't be a bad idea just.. fustrating. I mean, think about hanging around him and his friends. Dealing with his vain crap and awful music. If you can put up with that then I don't know talk to him, text him, get all in his business. Above all don't feel like you need to send no nudes, thats a bad idea too.

tl;dr go for it if you can deal with his shit and no nudes
User avatar #141422 to #141412 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
you're "really into" him because you made out with him at a party?
User avatar #141424 to #141422 - xxemilyxx (07/01/2014) [-]
no I liked him before that :/
it was just luck that we made out
User avatar #141425 to #141424 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
so make a move on him and see if he reciprocates

why is it always the guys responsibility to make the first move?
#141430 to #141425 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
My last girlfriend (of nearly a year) broke up with me because she was the one to ask me out. No fucking kidding.
It apparently bugged her for the entire relationship until she "couldn't stand it any more" and told me it wasn't right for her. I should've asked her out etc etc
User avatar #141431 to #141430 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
If she was going to break up with you for that it's probably for the best that she did, because she would likely get mad at you for other trivial shit later down the line when you've invested more time, money and emotions into the relationship
#141415 to #141412 - qwertyjr (07/01/2014) [-]
>Is it even worth it?
Yes it is, go for it. You lose nothing by flirting and even if you get rejected, there are plenty of other men out there. You don't want to miss a chance because you were too scared to go for it. Good luck, FJ believes in you.
User avatar #141414 to #141412 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
It's really dangerous to think you'll never meet someone else. It's easy to get used or to ignore the bad things because thinking like that can make you feel like this person is the best you'll ever get.
IMO I think for a relationship to work, you need things in common and different things about you. That's because few people want themselves, they want someone else, you know? If you do have a few things in common, even if they're things you don't know about yet, then it's something to work with. If not then you might want to consider if it would actually work or not. It's hard to do that sometimes, but if you can't hold a conversation with each other, then you might get bored of each other real quickly.
#141407 - qwertyjr (07/01/2014) [-]
How come I can't thumb anymore on FJ? Pic unrelated
User avatar #141408 to #141407 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
You thumb banned?
User avatar #141409 to #141408 - qwertyjr (07/01/2014) [-]
Idk, I just thumbed you up, did you get it? and how do I know if I'm banned?
User avatar #141411 to #141409 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah, didn't get it.
I don't actually know. I've heard when you first log in when you're thumb banned, you'll get a message telling you so. No idea though, never happened to me.
#141397 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
One of my nipples oozes out clear stuff whenever I squeeze it. Just for one boob though. Should I be worried about this and go to a doctor? Does anyone know what this means?
User avatar #141469 to #141397 - supertanto (07/02/2014) [-]
what does it taste like?
#141519 to #141469 - Common Pepe (07/02/2014) [-]
No way in hell am I tasting that shit. Unless it means something...?
User avatar #141400 to #141397 - awesomerninjathing (07/01/2014) [-]
you could be lactating
#141404 to #141400 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #141405 to #141404 - awesomerninjathing (07/01/2014) [-]
milk from your titties
User avatar #141398 to #141397 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
I'd probably suggest a doctor if this is reoccurring. I'd still suggest a doctor if it was just the one time as well but you shouldn't worry as much if it was just the one time.
#141399 to #141398 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
As far as I know, it started yesterday, and it's probably still happening today. I just wanted to see if someone else had experienced it or something...but thanks I probably will go to the doctor about it, I remember reading somewhere that if this sort of thing happens that it's not good...lovely.

I'm more worried about telling my parents I need to go to the doctor cuz my mom is a crazy bitch and loves to tell me I'm pregnant over everything and I really don't need that kind of a scare :|
User avatar #141402 to #141399 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
I mean, it's really easy to assume someone's pregnant with that description but I avoided saying it because it's a rude thing to assume.
#141403 to #141402 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
It is rude, but when a stranger says it it's less rude. Probs cuz my mom has deadened that feeling.

My mom has accused me of being pregnant for 3 months straight just cuz I was nauseous 24/7. Turned out I had acid reflex and that it was the stress of going to college cuz social anxiety and it immediately stopped once I went to college. She asks if I'm pregnant over anything.
User avatar #141406 to #141403 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
I think it would be better to get to a doctor without asking your Mum, because that description alone could probably give her a scare and bug you about it more. Anyway, hope it gets resolved and there isn't much wrong.
#141410 to #141406 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
Thanks a bunch
User avatar #141382 - thebritishguy (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm winning an ebay bid but I'm wondering, if I end up spending a little more than I have in my bank account will I be able to pay for it and put it on the credit card? I have money coming in next week so if I go over draft it will only be for one or two days, but I'm wondering whether you have to pay through pay pal, my pay pal is linked up to my credit card. Thanks.
User avatar #141386 to #141382 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
Be sure to choose the payment method.
You can't pay with two methods online, let alone eBay; it'll only take one.

So if PayPal will take directly from your Credit Card first, then I wouldn't worry about it.
However, if PayPal is linked to your bank account, then there's a good chance it'll withdraw from there first... If you over-draft then it will cost you anywhere from $30-$75. Depends on the bank. Mine does $65.
User avatar #141388 to #141386 - thebritishguy (07/01/2014) [-]
Thanks, it is linked up to my credit card so hopefully it will take the money from there, I don't actually have any money in my paypal account. My bank only does that when I haven't dealt with the overdraft in a week and it's only 25 quid, British master race.
#141381 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
I found out my bf raped my ex while he was going out with me. I just dumped him. Im so confused. I cared about him so much. And even if she is lying he still admitted he did other stuff with her.

(ex-ex is girl. Now ex is boy)

How do I recover from this. I can barely trust guys as it is an now because of this im so just idk. I cant handle this.
User avatar #141426 to #141381 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
real rape or the tumblr version of rape?
#141457 to #141426 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #141384 to #141381 - thatnigger (07/01/2014) [-]
Time usually helps a lot. Not going to suggest you put yourself out there and find someone else till you're ready, because it's too easy to love someone when you're feeling down. It's easy for me to say "Not all men", but of course there are still bad people out there.
Honestly though, you know when you can trust someone or not when you're with them. Sure sometimes you can be blinded by love, but there are always signs that show they weren't to be trusted. If they make an honest effort and try hard to gain your trust, if you've told them you don't trust most people and they constantly try to make sure you don't feel like that about them, then trust them. If you can't trust them, give them a chance to earn it.
Most important thing is communication. There's no way you can be in a relationship and never talk to each other. If you're afraid to bring something up that's important to you, then why are you even with them? If you can't even talk about trust with them, then they might not be the person for you.
Just keep these things in mind, wait for time to pass and then find someone new. Until then just hang with friends or do things you enjoy. That's about it really.
#141383 to #141381 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
man the fuck up
User avatar #141376 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I have a serious issue I need to deal with.

My parents are away right now at a meeting to sign me up for summer school because I transferred from a private school to a public school and a lot of my credits didn't transfer.
When they get back I'm going to sit my parents down and try and convince them to let me take my GED, attend community college, and try and get a somewhat real job. After community college I want to try and attend University of Maryland, since everyone who graduates from Anne Arundel Community College gets pretty much 1st dibs on transfers there.
Getting a job right out of high school won't be all that hard either because I'm A+ Certified, Net+ Certified, Security+ certified, and I have quite a few microsoft computer technician certifications too. I could always start at geek squad, and work my way up to IT in an office environment.

These are all the points I want to bring to my parents

High School isn't for me. The transfer between schools has made my anxiety become so much more aggressive. Anyone raises their voice at me now and I immediately shut down, and go into full panic attacks. The only place this doesn't happen is at work because i see that as motivation, and not yelling at me for being a failure.
I can't put up with another year of high school. Last year was too hard mentally, and I can't deal with that kind of mental state again.
User avatar #141401 to #141376 - solareyes (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure your parents would understand if they care enough about you and are willing to listen. Good luck!
User avatar #141476 to #141401 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
So, I sat both my parents down, and gave them a folder filled with information on getting my GED, attending community college with a GED, and information on jobs that I can get while I'm in college with my certifications. They absolutely loved it, and I'm now a college student as of today.

Fuck high school
User avatar #141514 to #141476 - solareyes (07/02/2014) [-]
That's great!! I'm so glad they approve and good luck with everything!
User avatar #141371 - mondominiman (07/01/2014) [-]
How do you get a wart or pimple? Doesn't look like a regular pimple. removed fast? I have a nasty one on the tip of my nose that started small and mostly unnoticeable but once I tried to freeze it, it got much bigger and disgusting. Which sucks because I was gonna go visit old friends again this weekend and I don't want this huge thing on my face.
User avatar #141643 to #141371 - watermelloon (07/02/2014) [-]
i got a wart, tried to freeze it off myself and it grew as wide as a 10c piece (2cm+)

go to the doctor and get it removed, its what i had to do.
User avatar #141387 to #141371 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
You sure it's a wart?
Warts are nasty. Typically fuzzy, too.
You'd be able to tell the difference right off that bat.

I would say get it checked out by a doctor, if anything.
User avatar #141465 to #141387 - mondominiman (07/02/2014) [-]
Well it's has a small yellow center with a "ring" around it and now the skin underneath has gotten a bit red after freezing.
User avatar #141372 to #141371 - badexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Squeeze the shit outta that fucker and follow up with a vacuum cleaner.
User avatar #141370 - novuss (07/01/2014) [-]
Any people from Shanghai or China in general?

I'm moving there in September and I was wondering.
What do Chinese people consider to be atractive?
Like their beauty ideal or the definition of beauty.
Im male, and wondering what chinese women consider atractive.
User avatar #141481 to #141370 - comandante (07/02/2014) [-]
almost forgot, the guy she met at that competion, they never shared a word
User avatar #141479 to #141370 - comandante (07/02/2014) [-]
I know you are asking for what they find attractive so i assume you expect to try to date one. let me tell you my experience. I had a crush an a ching chong, 21 years old.She not chinese american, she is heavy accent works at a chinese restaurant asian, so this is as close as i got. First, height. She is 5'3", maybe shorter, and she thinks I'm short (5'7"). Second, she thinks the starting salary of a doctor (80,000) is not alot, not even 100,000, money is huge with them. They are stingy, they are the jews of the east, i digress. As for looks, it varies but forget it if you are below a 5/10. Brother, in my honest, biased, still feeling the pain the rejection opinion, Don't date them.inb4 "not everyone is the same", Thanks to their strong tradition and chinese nationalism, i guarantee that many of them are like her it taste, opinions, and expectations. They can be very superficial, she saw some guy at a math competion and tried everything to get his number, wouldnt shut up at all, most likely just to spite me. When she rejected me, 5 minutes later she said it was because i wasn't handsome or charming. NO, no in a kidding way, nor in a serious way in so that its obvious she was joking.
TL;DR They like money, height, very good looks, but i don't recommend the yellow sause due to my most likely biased opinion.
User avatar #141580 to #141479 - novuss (07/02/2014) [-]
Well that must be a goddamn fucked up experience. Thanks for the story tho. Best way to figure it out is when i get there.
User avatar #141390 to #141370 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
Money, actually... It's the quickest way to get a girl. Outside of money, I'm not entirely sure. Just be yourself and see where things go for you.

Aside from that, there's a lot of really weird things China does.
Fitting in would be the hardest part, although I'm sure with time you'd fine someone.

Here's some excerpts from an email my sister sent me while she was in China:
"It was so hot, like over 100 degrees, for the first 3 days we were in China... And guys everywhere just pull their shirts up and let their bellies hangout. "

"All the cars here and in Beijing are only luxury vehicles, people either never buy a car, or they buy high end car. I've ONLY seen a shit load of Volkswags, BMWs, tons of Benz, Bentlys, Hummers, and Lexus' EVERYWHERE, its crazy!"

"And babies don't wear diapers, they wear pants that have no butt/crotch so their junk/butt just hangout lmaaoooo! And they can just pee anywhere. I've seen more kids just peeing on the sidewalk than I ever thought I would see haha"
User avatar #141391 to #141390 - novuss (07/01/2014) [-]
Im not asking how to get girls. Im curious what chinese people define as beauty.

#141392 to #141391 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
I'm not sure on that part, then.
But then again, no single person has the same definition of beauty as the next.

As for the typical stereotype of what girls want from a man, I would assume something close to the male model.
User avatar #141394 to #141392 - novuss (07/01/2014) [-]
Nah thats true. But I figured there would be differences between the western definition of beauty and the asian one.

Thanks for the effort though.
User avatar #141373 to #141370 - badexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Noodles and height. In that order.
#141369 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
I have a crush on my best friend

I know they wouldn't be interested in me

Should I inform them that I like them, or just keep it to myself?
User avatar #141470 to #141369 - supertanto (07/02/2014) [-]
ypu should fuck her
User avatar #141437 to #141369 - rabbithabbit (07/01/2014) [-]
Don't be going out with him just because you are both gay and he's good looking, just because its convenient doesn't mean you should. Make sure its because you actually love him. If you love him then thats great, and if all those stupid love pop songs are telling the truth about love then go for it.
User avatar #141393 to #141369 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
What is life if there are no risks involved?

Life would be boring if we were always comfortable.

And on that note, you can either keep it to yourself and be haunted by the "What Ifs," or you can simple tell them.
Granted, if both of you are the same sex, it would complicate things quite a bit there.
#141417 to #141393 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
we're both homos
User avatar #141419 to #141417 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/01/2014) [-]
Then it's up to you.
If one were hetero whilst the other was homo, then that would cause serious complications, but this isn't the case.
User avatar #141374 to #141369 - badexplain (07/01/2014) [-]
Keep it to yourself. Never love anyone.
User avatar #141368 - lolidragon (07/01/2014) [-]
Hey people,
I have an exam tomorrow and a massive headache today.

I don't need advice I just wanted to complain.
#141363 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
ITT: TFW you try to knock some sense into a person but they're too caught up in their emotions to listen to some logic, and you sit there with a blank feeling thinking "eh, at least I tried, welp back to Youtube"
#141360 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
My hands keep shaking. The harder i try to keep it still, the more it shakes.

I asked my doctor and he said it was normal but i'm fairly sure if i can't feed myself with a spoon without shaking violent it is not normal
User avatar #141367 to #141360 - thedumbledore (07/01/2014) [-]
Is this a new development? Have you had this for some time, is it every day or is it just occasionally?
User avatar #141364 to #141360 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
That might be a tick you've developed. do you have anything else you cant stop doing and it continues if you try to stop it?
#141365 to #141364 - Common Pepe (07/01/2014) [-]
Not that i can think off.
User avatar #141366 to #141365 - garymotherfingoak (07/01/2014) [-]
alright then... it might just be a tick that'll pass in due time then. try not to think about it or force yourself to stop unless it gets extreme during a certain moment
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